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Show Transcript
Wilderness creatures come up to my back, long, so cute, so fluffy. I let him. It's so unhappy. In the air, door dashes lay ups lost my cake.
That coat has got me down. Mister Westcus is there, fool me. I give him a carriage. His tiny black eyes see through me to the sadness inside.
My wife takes care of him, but not. The way I do. Mm hmmm, why is she cooking? Why is there hair in this stupid.
Weed? Mister Skirls my only real friend. He hopped into my heart. He was yelling.
Mistercart was there? Acorday? I gave him can sided like this solve. Some the side scid.
Dark Side Phil is begin again. Why the hell am I his friend? Dark Side Phil is begging again? Why the hell am I his friend?
Try to take him far. But he's just a falling star. Try to take him far, but he's just a falling star. It's such sad, sad story.
He lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark side films. Such sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory.
It's the sad, sad story of dark side film. Dark Side Phil is begging again. When will he is begging ever? And dark Side Film is begging again?
When will he is begging? Ever? And try to take him. Farmer, but he's just a falling star.
Tried todn't take him Farmer, but he's just a falling star. It's such a sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's a sad, sad story of dark Side films.
Such sad, sad story, he lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark Side Film. What happened Bomb? It was old everybody.
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They keep coming back for more. Then a speak of a world. Of top Side Field. He needs your money to get by.
Don't aspect of a world of top Side fail. He needs your money to survive. Show him along and watch him play. He's got some goals and you must.
Pay soon in watch him beg and cry his bills are due. He just made. The despicable world of top side Field. He needs your money to get by.
The despicable world. Of Doc shot Field. He needs your money to get by Don Pickle of Doc short Phil. He needs your money to survive.
Watches begging streams all day. He sucksset games, but makes you pay. Day off tomorrow and door dash send down some tips. He needs your cash.
The despicable world. Of Doc side Phil. He needs some money to get by. Speak up a world.
Of talks fo. He needs the money to survive. Part of me uh greetings and salutations and welcome. It wouldn't be a live show without a little bit of technical difficulties.
So here we are tonight for episode seven of My pig Roast, And recently I was thinking this is getting kind of lame, but then more stuff happens. It's like the worst soap opera that you can't look away from, and here I am stuck in the middle with you. So tonight I have some special plans for Phil. I thought it would be funny because he gets so upset with the small tips.
If during Smart Guys tonight, we all tip him a penny and then we send him a message that says, beg, Piggy beg. I think if enough of us do that, he might lose his mind, like live on stream, because he's close to the edge right now. And you know, I don't mind pushing him over, right, push him over the cliff. So we've got a wonderful big audience already.
Tonight we want to thank some kind of generous people like Charles McDonald with a kind of generous five six Canadian make Piggy spiral more. Yeah, well, listen, everybody needs a hobby, right. Thank you for your kindness, Charles, and Chill Station seven says goal called bitch. Yeah, let's get to that goal.
Got a pretty reasonable goal tonight, considering how fat the Phil cash bags usually are. So tonight, though, instead of focusing solely on Phil, I thought it would be helpful if we talk about this PWR who thinks I'm the devil. I try to get him to come on, but he wanted a whole bunch of money. I guess.
Apparently he's a big star. But for those that don't, for those that are not aware, there is a big Phil fan, his biggest fan and it's really sad actually. Story. Oh and thank you Chill Station seven for your kindness, generosity and support.
We missed the Minecraft pig Feast. Yeah, d SP's fan p w R is a better streamer. But here's where it gets sad. This guy PWR is like literally illiterate and mentally challenged, Like he is not okay.
This guy, you know, he's little so and he's on psychiatric medications, and he lives with his mom, and he's thirty five years old, and he's broke, and he gives a great deal of his money to dark Side Phil and in fact, dark Side Phil is his hero. I think PWR, you need to get better heroes. By the way, I've got the snake shirt on tonight. I am the King Cobra.
DSP, you bitch, not you. So this guy PWR, it's it really is sad. This guy Gabe, he only had thirty six dollars or thirty seven dollars in his bank account on a certain night this week, and he gave thirty five of it to Phil. And then the next day he was hungry and he was scraping for change in his car to get like a Burger King cheeseburger.
And you know, we can laugh at this, but this is the sad state of this is Phil's fans, These are the people that come and give Phil money. They're people that are on disability checks. They're people who are not mentally okay, I've heard the term wheelchairs. These are Phill's wheelchairs.
It's a disabled audience. And this is why on the first of the month he started asking for big money. He's trying to take their disability or their SSI checks away from them. It's the first of the month.
The best time to hit the dents and get big money out of them is the first of the month. They just got their checks. And I truly believe that this is not unintentional. Baldo Barras at Baldo Butt on Twitter says this is legit depressing.
PWR gave philirty five dollars because Phil said he really needed the money. He wakes up the next day experience his post support clarity, realizes he gave Phil eighty percent of his remaining money and couldn't afford a meal from Burger King and had to settle for a single cheeseburger. This is where it gets at eaten in. This is where it gets eating in Mike so and by the way, a bunch of people sent me links to this guy when he was trashing me.
I thought it was like I thought it was like a sixty year old woman like I had no First of all, I had no idea it was a dude. Listen to his voice. I thought it was an old lady. Yeah, but this is a sad story.
The car And yes, I did get burger king, but it was literally only like a one single geese burger. You guys been watching dsp I watched last night's stream. I don't I donated about thirty five dollars. Oh, he donates thirty five dollars to film.
Yeah, and he only has thirty seven dollars in his bank account. HOLI the dentedness of it all. We got a dentiller, dentiler. Dentiller's dve for sure.
Phil. I just wanted to give him a little bit of positivity. His birthday's coming up. What's my favorite hockey team?
I don't like f and hockey, Dude, I don't like f and hockey. I hate hockey. Actually, all right, what's up the thirty five? Yeah?
I'm thirty five years old. Oh, you're talking about the money I gave you Bill? Yeah, because last night I wanted to give some positivity. And then I got on today or I got up today and I was freaking hungry, and I was like, man, I don't know if I should have donated that.
So this DENTI moron has thirty seven dollars in his bank account and he gives Phil thirty five of it and then the next day, oh, maybe I shouldn't have given him all my money. And this is kind of funny, but it's also sad because this is like a disabled man, you know, he's like mentally challenged and illiterate. But apparently he has decided that Darkseide Phil is his hero, and he gives a lot of his money to Phil. H went up with one for the goal and stand up stan Leyeran.
Here we have to say greeting's fellow non believers. Yeah, that's a good. Way to do it. Ah.
And here we have a hypnotad with two. He is not a troll, he's real, he's skin walks as DSP. Yeah he really DSP is his hero. And all I have to say is like, what kind of it must take a tremendous loser for DSP to be a hero to you?
Right? Like pig better heroes? Thank you, Hypnotad. Praise the Cash, and we have Alan and Riquez who is a Praise the Cash member himself and then gave a true seekers gifted membership.
This is why I have to hit that subscribe button, friends, because if you're here in the live chat and a kind and generous soul like Alan and Riquez, God bless him gives one of these memberships, you could win one. And Oz Cobb was a subscriber but not yet a YouTube channel member and got that free gifted membership from Alan and Riquez. So make sure that you subscribe and thank you for your kindness, Alan, and we have P eighteen. Here you go, Steve Hope, you don't want Burger King tomorrow?
Do you know the only fast food place anywhere near my cabin is Burger King. So I have kind of been burned out of Burger King. I used to like Burger King. Then they got really I feel like they got crazy expensive and the food's not worth the money.
And then you know it's the only place. There's like a gas station and a Burger on the corner before you get on the highway. It's like ten to fifteen miles from my cabin. That's the closest space food.
So not a Burger King fan. I but I thank you, We'll use it for something else. Thank you p. Eighteen for kindness, generosity and support and praise the cash.
So let's go to this next piece of this PWR. Oh eaten in Mike, sorry, next one. I asked, no, she can't get burger King. So then the guy calls his mother and asks if she can bring Burger King home on her way home from work because he's thirty five, living in his mother's house and giving all his money to Dark Side Phil, so he can't even afford to buy himself burger King.
This poor guy, he calls his mother and just doesn't know. He doesn't mute the mic, and he's like, oh man, he's like arguing with his mother to buy burger King and she won't do it. As Yeah, I know it's stupid, man, because I am pretty actually hungry. I only had this.
I literally had to like get changed for my freaking. And literally. Through this car, the coupholder everywhere, this port loser Dent gives all the remaining money, or eighty five ninety of it, of his remaining money in his bank account. He gives it the Dark Side Phil, and then the next day, he's scraping for change through his car to get a burger, king single cheeseburger.
Trying to count his pennies to get a cheese closet. This is the quality of fan that Phil. Has, and that's what it is. This is Phil's fans.
And yeah, not for nothing, but come on, dark Side Phil. Give the guy his thirty five bucks back so he could get a fucking cheeseburger. You asshole, you're really gonna keep And by the way, you should know now, dark Side Phil, this man is literally illiterate and mentally challenged and on psychiatric medication. You're gonna keep his thirty five dollars, you asshole, you loser.
Give the kid his money back, right, And it gets better because now people have discovered this guy and they've gone and watched him, and they like him better than dark Side Phil. So now people are saying that in dark Side Phil's chat, and dark Side Phil is banning all of this guy's fans. And the funniest thing is is that this guy who just started a YouTube channel is beating Phil's numbers by a lot. Buy like one single cheeseburger and I was still hungry.
Dude, somebody asked, do I like Wendy's chili? Actually? Yes, if been do? Yeah, I did.
I did. Take Phil. He was saying he really needed support last night. And I thought I had more money than I did.
I think I only had like forty eight dollars or something. You're thirty five years old. Thirty five he's got thirty. In his checking account maybe, and he chose to give eighty percent of his worldly wealth to dark Side Pil.
Yeah, and this is where it gets sat. Come on, dark Side Phil, give the guy his thirty five dollars. Tip back. You don't need the thirty five dollars.
This kid didn't have money to eat. He literally didn't have money to buy a Burger King cheeseburger. Right. He had a scrape through his car trying to find money in order to get a cheeseburger.
Great, great dark Side film, screw food. Here is my dinner budget tomorrow. Thank you, Duco Ducos. Listen, I don't care if you starve to death.
That money is better off in my pocket. A praise the cash, Douco Duos, thank you for your kindness. Uh. And so I've got he got some other thing that's pretty good of him.
He is literally breaks down crying on one of his streams, and I'm he breaks down crying on one of his streams, and so here's what he's doing. He is, he is, he's got a stream that's titled Screw the DSP Detractors and this is the funny part. So he's dark Side Phil's biggest fan, and now dark Side Phil is banning his viewers from Dark Side Phil's chat because they're telling Phil that he's better than then. And this guy is literally I don't want to use the R word, but yeah, he's he's a little challenged, and he's still doing better numbers than dark Side Phil, and he is doing better like I think.
No, he's not doing better money wise. But it's kind of sad to watch this guy because the casino had it, so I don't want to replay it. But he did a whole stream and his goal was to be able to buy a Burger King cheeseburger meal, and he didn't get He did not get the money. He did not get to the Burger King cheeseburger meal, which is pretty sad if you're streaming and your whole goal is like to get ten dollars because you gave all your money to dark side Phil, right, But that is what it is.
So I have this timestamped at the like thirty five mark, and he's got me in this stream. He's calling this Lexi girl a career stealing whore. What was he calling me a coward? I'm a coward.
He's just out attacking everybody, let's listen. Taking a hit because of him being a very high risk contributor. But that's the thing. These young dudes, they have no freaking morals.
They have no morals, they have no values. They had like I have values. I have morals, and that's why I stand by Phil. You know, I know everything that you guys want to throw out, and I still stand here and I'm like, that's my guys, you know, there for me through so much, and that's why I get so so mad.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the chat really quick. Here. Chat's gonna make him cry. Somebody asked if I have given money to Phil, and yes, I have.
As I mentioned before, during the Twitch days, I did, but I had like three or four different accounts. So it's kind of the same with YouTube too, because the whole way you have to like have an email address to make a YouTube. Now you can't just as easily make accounts. So uh yeah, somebody's saying settled down.
Well, I knew I did. I knew I didn't want to come here and start yelling and screaming. But when I when I listened back yesterday to my video, I felt like I didn't really get across everything I wanted to say. I kind of just went into a blind rage and just started screaming.
I don't think I took a breath for more than five minutes in that whole stream. Okay, anybody who effan says they can't hear me is getting timed out because you're really you're really effing throwing off my concentration here. So anyway, so. People troll him and tell him his mic is muted, and he gets all pissed off and.
Upset to all you that support strangely lacks screw you. And it makes me sick too, because I think even duty Streams was celebrating her and you know, saying, oh, she's a she's a cool kick, she's a cool kick. Well that's kind of troubling, you know, to me that that all these detractors just run over to a piece of ass because she has dark Side Phil's name in her mouth, and that's that's all she's gonna be known for now, that. Girl, evil vagina.
We don't like evil vagina girl. I think it's bull crap, like at least for me. I mean, I think a lot of guys have said to me, you're you're also benefiting off off Phil's career. But I have no intention of making money off of Phil.
This is solely just to have a chance to speak openly, to come forward, you know, to say, screw all these detractors, all these YouTubers. It calls me a coward and a show. Everybody in his lad chat is your mic Co mutant. I can't hear him say that again.
I can't hear you. So half his viewers are like eight. Trollers, just slipping all the streams, you know. I think it's bull crap.
I think it's criminal, and I think it's immoral. Oh strangely, Lexo's my said pathetic life. I don't. I don't care what some f and horr whoa career.
I have no interest at all. I literally I just seen the picture. I went on Google and she's flashing the body and they in the underwear pictures and all this crap. So swims suit and what kind of Jesus christ Man never ever tell a woman that she can't wear a swimsuit and take pictures of herself in a swimsuit?
What are you gay? Why would you do that? You don't discourage women from taking bikini picts, you asshole? What are you doing?
You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us. Well means nothing to me, Like I said, I have, I've denounced my sexuality. I don't like men, I don't like women. I don't like children, as some of you are trying to put on gamas.
Nothing he doesn't want to bang children or animals like. It's the fact that he had to clarify, like, I've given up my sexuality. I don't like men or women. And oh, by the way, I also don't like children, like banging children or banging animals.
And some of you have suggested, oh my god, I don't have a sexuality. So I'm a lot more blunt when it comes to women than some others. And yeah, this strangely likes is just a grifting, penny chasing piece of crap whore. Wow, wow, jeez man, you know logic has no place in the mind of a dent.
Listen, PWR. You should know that she makes thousands and thousands of dollars every stream and you want to do this. This guy really thinks he's going to have a YouTube career. Oh, thank you, call me Astro.
I'm not up on all the lores, so thank you for correcting me. Call me Astro with one for the goal, says this thirty five year old recovering coke addict who lives with his mom. Has had his channel for five years and says Phil inspired him to do YouTube. Yeah, Phil's his big hero.
That's pretty sad, but thank you for informing us. So I thought his channel was relatively new. He's got a thousand subscribers. But five years, five years and he cannot get He can't hit a goal to buy a Burger King meal, So that's pretty sad.
I'm going to send the guy money. I'm going to send him ten dollars for a Burger King meal. Jenny Jenny U for z with one for the goal at praise DSP the King Trouser Snake Eater A thank you for that and putting a smile on my face. Praise the cash, and look at that we've got STEVEE D eight three sixty nine, who's already praise the cash member himself has gifted a true seekers membership, which is why you really got to subscribe.
Because if you're a subscriber but not yet a channel member and people like Stevie here gift of free membership, you could win one. And Damon Vector won a free membership gifted by Stevie D. Thank you Stevie D for your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. Let's praise the cash and hit this goal.
One for the Roadhouse King Burger, best piece of ass that pwa. Yeah, this guy actually said that the Burger King Roadhouse Pet Roadhouse King Burger was better than the last piece of ass that he had in twenty seventeen. And then he said, come to think of it, that burger is better than any piece of ass that he's ever had. Thank you, Thank you Inkle for your kindness, generosity and support.
And I forgot these well. You know, sometimes when I play these bumpers too much, people get annoyed. But we have a cash clown to thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Why did I spend the money?
So? Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more? Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. That is what it is. Thank you, zeb Phil.
The streamer consents, The donator consents. But isn't there some thirty five year old sperg who lives with his mom that you forgot to ask? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about it. If I knew that somebody was mentally ill and on psychiatric meds and they were giving me money, I would ask them to stop because I would feel a certain kind of way about that. That's just me, though, I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't or I would try to give the money back.
One time, somebody gave me it. One time, a long time ago, one of my viewers gave me one hundred and fifty dollars PayPal pledge, and then their car died and they didn't have the money to get the car. I gave him the money back to I don't want to feel a certain kind of way you know, but thank you for your kindness. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now. He has no money right now, and neither do I. So get those donos flowing friends, Chill Station seven.
He didn't say he wasn't into best reality so until proven otherwise, he's into bestiality. No, he said he doesn't like animals. Chill Station seven. But thank you one for the goal, Praise the cash, review, Dropbox USA, Screw Keno, screw Sputtering Quigg, screw that slut star, screw Steve whatever his name is, screw it's a gundam.
Yeah that's basically what his whole stream was like here. But thank you for your kindness. One for the goal, and we've got one from the Raven Christ. Dsp is essentially felt it.
He's still hanging in there. I remember what I said when this all started. I said he got to respect him a little bit because he's a survivor. That dude.
He just keeps begging no matter what. But thank you the Reven Christ for your kindness. We've got a super chat train going here. Cooty the kid with five Big ups everyone, Big ups to Cootie the Kid.
Thanks one for the goal. We've got air with one for the goal? How much for gas station? Showdown between sheets and wah wah, we need to see which half of the state will get madder.
That's actually a good idea, Era. But I you know what I don't like hogis I never have liked Togi's my entire life. My mom liked Togy's. She sometimes if she was feeling lazy and didn't feel like cooking, she would just get a couple of big hogies from the corner deli.
And I always hate it. That day I was like, ah, because I just don't. I don't know what it is. I don't like him.
I love cheese steak though. But thank you for your kindness, Era, we'll consider that. We'll put it in the suggestion Ben Sneedberger syndrome for pwr's burger king meet piece of a thank you for your kindness, and we have zero. The thing is, you don't really know if your own audience has done it unless they tell you.
Yeah. But now there's no thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. There's no he can't Phil can't deny that he knows that this guy's like a mental case and on meds and illiterate and mentally challenged. I don't want to use the R word.
Is Phil going to just keep taking his money? I think so? But thank you zero and everybody else for your kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please tip me today, dangerously low bank account. Yes, please tip me. All right, we got to try to get through this because maybe I should have started at eight. But we're gonna, Oh so tonight, we're going to be streaming.
We're going to be sniping Phil's Smart I stream and your pennies ready, because I think what would be great is if we all start paypaling him penny tips during smart guys. If enough of us do it, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind because he's gonna see all these tips coming in. But they're all gonna be for a penny. And I'm not sure, but I think the tips go right on the screen so we can really affect his stream.
Oh, let's just shower pennies on the piggy. Tonight, we are gonna shower pennies on the piggy. I've got a bunch of browser tabs. But you know what, then I realized that PayPal times you out.
So I've got a bunch of browser tabs set with where to you know, set up to start shooting pennies at him. I'm just gonna be nailing him with pennies, right, So get ready and I will get the PayPal address for where to send the pennies to. But don't do it now. Wait until the smart Guy show starts and we'll go go, and that'll be the same and we're all gonna throw pennies.
That's a piggy. I think this is a great idea. Just shower that pig with pennies and everybody should put the same message. Beg for those pennies, piggy, beg for those pennies, right, I think this is a great idea.
All right, he's gonna cry in a minute here. Somebody said, keep sending me nudes. Stupid and bitch he really doesn't like. That's just another one.
That's just another one. Some gen z private lined and gold Horn who didn't even know who Phil was. If it wasn't for Phil, she probably wouldn't be sitting on her ass making a dollar off streaming. Yeah, bullshit, she was making thousands of dollars before she ever entered the snort verse here.
You know, so she already was making thousands of dollars pwre She didn't need DSP to make money from like I did. So get those donos in. You know we did that groundbreaking interview. We keep feltering him every week like clockwork, right.
Learn to respect the originals. Feels an original? Yeah, original, beggar, loser, stupid bitch. He really doesn't like her.
I'm getting fired up. I'm getting fired up because that's the thing. If she had some kind of talent, she had some kind of relevancy, if she had something to say, you know, that would be different. But the fact that you know, she's so empty freaking headed, that, oh, this this loser, because you know, she probably thinks of her fans as losers.
He's giving me all this money and he keeps mentioning this DSP. So I'm going to check him out and then the rest of you, no life, no ass losers. I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack here. Just the people that give a hot bisexual chick money are losers.
But this guy gives funny phil. Just give me a second. It sounds like he's gonna have a fucking stroke. This kid, he sounds like he's gonna have a Oh suffer.
Pw Are there's much a gift for being a dead for Phil, asshole loser giving him your money. I'm so fired up. Oh god, I'm sorry everybody. He sounds like he's gonna have a strokes.
So fired up, I'm all dizzy. Man. See, this is what this does to be. Does to be.
None of you understand, you know. I just want to say, leave Phil alone for him being an original, starting the career, starting streaming. None of you would have made a goddamn dollar in your goddamn lives. And I think it's really about time that somebody really comes forward.
It says, f all of you, you're all here, this is what you want, your own pieces of garbage. Please feel alone. We feel alone. He's my real stroke life on over the ship anyway, he was complaining that they adjusted a psychiatric meds and he wasn't taking any ship from people in the chat because his meds are all wapped out.
Oh my god. Anyway, that's my thoughts on strangely, LEXI, you see it on the on the stream uh, showing off the body and that that's your character right there, that's your piece of trash right there. He really doesn't like that girl. All right, we're gonna fast forward to when he cries and almost has a stroke again.
Two major parts of my life. If Phil is a major part of your life, I feel so sorry for you. Dude, Go outside, dude, go outside, or do something with your time better than watch a loser beg every five minutes for hours. How many hours a day is Phil stream and every five minutes he's begging during each of those hours.
It is ridiculous. Exactly, lunch me f the casino. Screw them. They're gonna have no career.
They're literally going to spend the next month talking about dark Side Phil and then they're just gonna flatline and they're not. Nobody's gonna know who they are anymore because they have no career. They have no personality, like I don't know how anybody. Oh god, he really doesn't like those Kino boys.
They have no career, dude, PWR. You want to become a professional streamer. Better heroes, dude, because Phil is barely scraping by. Those guys make thousands and thousands of dollars a stream, no matter if you like their content or not, they have a career.
Unlike Phil, it actually sit at least with Phil, it's kind of relaxing. It's it's interesting, it's comforting. But Casino always just effin' bowl crap. It's annoying, it's stupid.
They're drug addicts, they're losers. They're a user. Boys are drug addicts. Now what.
Users I know. And then you get all these losers like the like I think Iron chef Sakai was donating to them, and they're making a big thing about it. Duty Streams is donating, acting like the biggest fanboy in the world. I think that's Efen bowl crap.
Yeah, I hope. I hope the Casino is dying. Apparently his mom doesn't let him say the F word. I don't give it more than two months.
I don't give it more than two months. Oh yeah, you know, boys, whole career will be over within two more months. By the way, this is weeks ago. They're still going, but they're.
Gonna not have any ideas. That's the thing Phil spoke about how bad the ideas were. So obviously if none of their ideas are working out. They had to go to somebody.
Hey, here's the guy who did build a career, who's he does have relevancy. Let's build see. Oh my god, Phil has relevancy. Okay, screw this Elaine Wells talking about an imaginary war.
This is efan bull crap. I'm trying to come on here. The chat comments are are awesome. P w R is homosexual for Phil, I have a serious man.
The casino is dying, no career. They make tons of money, tons of viewers. What does Phil have? This tard and his hundred conversation.
I'm literally like he's gonna have a stroke again. I can't breathe. He sounds like he's gonna have like a psychotic episode life on the stream. Oh, I'm getting so worked up and so emotional and noo, he's taking it seriously.
I'm trying to say I'm large and trying to say that I'm bowl crapping that I'm not taking this seriously. Screw you all are Let Phil shag your mom. If you're a fan, screw dash Farm. You're out of here.
You know what, I'm sick of this? Shall shagami fen character? Don't you to go pay for your next hour at your manga cafe. You loser.
Oh yeah, by the way, shall Shagami? You know, he's such a big deal. He's a big deal, But so is Phil. According to this guy strong like bull with one for the Goal says DSP would make more money as a legit panhandler outside of his favorite liquor store, and the walk to buy his daily didn't would be shorter.
Yeah, you'd be surprised how much those panhandlers make, you know. And I've seen some news stories where people go and they get dirty clothes on, and they go to the city and they sit in front of a high traffic area and beg with like I'm a homeless or whatever sign and then they get in their car and they go back to their suburban home. You know. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support, much appreciated.
One for the goal and Chad Wellington with two Is he having a stroke or stroking it? Yeah, that's pretty pretty gross. It is pretty gross. Chad Willington.
I just think that it's funny that he's Feel's greatest fan and now Phil's going to ban him. We have to help PWR get more viewers than DSP. He already has. That's the funny part.
He already has more viewers live viewers than Phil, and his videos beat Phil's numbers in views over time, at least when I looked at it. But thank you review Box USA for your kindness, generosity and support. We've got Steve d with a hamburger. Yeah, this poor kid wanted a cheeseburger, but Phil took all his money.
Nate Rivers quick fil fact. One of his sixty six thousand videos only have one hundred and fifty have over one hundred thousand views. He got the month's views he used to because he posted sometimes as many as fifty videos a day. Yeah that's a good point, Nate Rivers.
When you post that much, if you're good with SEO, one of them should catch the algo right. But thank you, Nate Rivers. Very informative and one for the goal. Chad Wellington.
Is this guy conjuring the ghost of George Floyd? Yeah? He sounds like he's stroking out in the middle of his live stream zep Hill with one for the goal. If it wasn't for the five years of streaming receipts this guy had, I would believe this was a troll.
How are people like this even real? I know, I thought it was somebody faking being Phil's biggest supporter at first when I heard it, and then and then honestly, the first dream of this guys that I tuned into, I thought it was like a drunk old lady. I've really thought it was an old lady getting drunk, talking trash that was a fan of Phils. But thank you zeb Hill for your kindness, generosity, and support.
Thanks to all of you guys for your kindness, generosity, and support. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? I have no money, no money, honey, Let's try to continue here.
We've got a few minutes before the real festivities begin. Get your pennies ready. We're gonna rain pennies on the piggy. I think we should rain pennies on the piggy.
All you need is a PayPal account, and I checked. It appears to me I haven't done it yet, but it appears to me that you can send one penny through PayPal. So I'm gonna hit him. I'm just gonna ping ping pink pennies, and every message I write is gonna be begged for those pennies.
Beg you bitch, right, Ah, we are gonna penny snipe Phil. And I think he's gonna go crazy because he's gonna see all these donations and or excuse me, he's gonna see all these tips coming in and he's gonna go to read them and they're all gonna be pennies. Come on, man, this will throw him off. This might put him over the edge.
Join the penny storm, my friends, get your PayPal ready, you know, before I forget, I'm gonna get the I'm gonna put the I'll put this in one second. I'll put the PayPal where you send your pennies to in the in the live chat. Okay, And what is that PayPal? All right, it's I'll put the link.
I don't want to pin it in my live chat though, because that's prime real estate. All right, one second, let me get over there one moment, friends, I have to put it in the actual live chat to make the link work. All right, Checking in with the goal. We're at seventeen of fifty.
We're at a good pace. Hey, pretty soon it'll be all downhill. Phil likes to say. He says it over and over the keynot boys, were just talking about this, like, let's get to seventy five and then it'll be downhill.
I think he means like downhill, like in a race is easier, but it's just funny that he's saying downhill. So h link. I'm gonna just put link to send Phil Pennies. It's here.
I'm gonna copy it in my clipboard so when we get closer to actually doing it, I'll put it in the live chat again. And we're gonna go over to the kick dot com chat right now and check in with the kick dot com viewers. If you didn't know, we have a Kick dot com chatnel now that's doing very well. It's Kick dot Com Forward Slash Truth Seeker Show.
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On his page, YouTube career since twenty fourteen, what's his most popular video sixty views like I could literally I said this to him last night. I could literally lay in my bed, piss my pants, whine and cry to the audience about how much pain I'm in, and I'd probably get more views than he's gotten in his entire career in a week. You're out of here, Strike one, strike two. This guy is like a prolific banner like Phil.
He learned it by watching Phil. Right three, Gone, THEFF and Loser. So anyway, so Phil, I think did the really brave thing because the casino wanted to threaten him and release all the dms. Oh no, But what they don't understand is Phil is constantly working.
He's a full time streamer, so he had a chance to go in get the conversations, and I think what he really did. Yeh, thank you, lunch me. Long live King Phil, Absolutely. Long live King Phil, and thank you for very much.
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We love those gifted memberships. And we've got two dollars from schoon drool who says, where is the open call in show? Coward PWR owns owns oh Man, Yeah, we used to do open calls. I was going to call him on his show when he was talking shit on me, but I was like, I just had a moment of mercy.
I was like, that dude's got enough problems. If he don't have ten dollars to buy Burger King, he doesn't need me calling into his show and ripping him a new assl for being like an idiot and a moron. Right, Oh goodness, gracious. Me, long Livedhill.
Like I said, sixteen years, we hope for another sixteen years. This guy likes Phil so much that he wants to watch him for the next sixteen years. Could you imagine what a moron and a loser you have to be to hope for sixteen more years of being able to watch Dark Side Phil. Like I really look up to Phil.
I really when I look at Phil and I watch him, you know, it's kind of like having the comfort of your uncle or your father or older brother, however you want to put it. It just it's a familiarity, it's a comfort. It's like kind of walking into your your uncle's place for supper and you feel a belonging and a part of something that's with all you powards. Don't understand.
You're all cowards. You're all cowards. Okay, Dyce and Friends, you're afin outa here. Yeah.
This Dice and Friends literally takes dudes on Twitter comments, adds no value, and uploads into his own channel. Seriously, go f yourself. I hate that dude. Man, He's a loser.
He's one of the worst bottom theaters in that did he DSP detractor community that seriously needs his freaking twelve year old butt kick. Yeah. So a lot of people have been. Asking me about hysteric IP and I had no idea what they were talking about.
I know I've seen him in the DSP chat over the years. He's a he was a regular, a big wrestling fan. I think spoke before about an a w event when they were first coming out, But I never really knew the situation. But so people kept asking me, Who's what do you think of Derek?
What do you think of Derek, and I had no idea. I was like, I don't know who you're talking about. So I actually did look into it, and I'll get my thoughts on it right now. So I guess the big criticism of him, all right.
You know, I think we're going to table this one and go onto the next video. This is hysterical. So Darkside Phil was playing like a SIMS game. It's called in Zeo I think I think that's how you pronounce it, or maybe in ZOI.
It's like a SIMS game. And in the game, in the game dark Side, Phil had to work for one day and then he died in the game dark like the irony Darkside Phil first day of work. First, he worked one day at a job in a simulation, and he fucking died in the simulation dark Side Phil died in a simulation where he had to get a job. He died in a simulation where he had a good job.
Suffer, Piggy. This is lame, Mischelle. Hit it like this game. He had to go to work in the game.
He didn't like that. I feel like, I want to do another job. Then I want to do a job that actually has a location, because this is boring. I would rather do any other job than one where there I got to sit in a car all day.
This is stupid, So I'm going to change jobs. Then he couldn't hack being a taxi driver and working in a simulation. He couldn't hack being a taxi driver in a goddamn simulation. It was too hard for him.
And you know, not for nothing, but that's not an easy job. Did you know that I ubered for years? I did, like the overnight shift in Philadelphia, And boy do I have some stories. Man.
Every once in a while I think about just telling this, like doing a series like Uber Stories, Like I was all over Philadelphia, so you can imagine some of the ship that I saw. Oh my god. And you know, when you're an uber driver, you can't turn a ride down. So you pick up somebody in a nice, well lit, you know, area that's trendy, like Center City, and the next thing you know, you're in Southwest Philly and there's crackheads banging on your windows and shit, oh my god, it was.
It was wacky. All right, Let's see, Phil's going to change jobs because this job is too hard. Whoa that? Guys just standing here talking to himself.
I never understood these sim life games, like I could barely control shit in my own life. I don't. It's too stressful to do a simulation of somebody else's life and have to keep them alive. I did try sims.
I play exactly that, only the one that actually exists on the map, so I can actually have a place. To go to. All right, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa? I got back?
Where is it when he dies? I have no needs. Apparently everything's full when you're at work? Figure that out?
Yeah, so philm works. I want to wash away my works with a shower that I can do. He works for one whole day and he's going to die in the game somehow. Where's he going?
A chpload washing machine? Wait? What? I already had one, but I'm putting over here.
Oh worrying. Let's see where he's at. Congratulations. Okay, so let's see what's the schedule for the surf shop?
Work hours nine to six, So it's a full part time day. A full time job. Phil getting a full time job even in the simulation is kind of funny and ironic if you think about it. He would never get a full time job, and.
Uh, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday, Thursday and Friday. So today so it's part time. Maybe he could handle it. Tuesday, so I'm gonna have a free day.
I don't have to work till Thursday. At least I'll be able to go to the shop and do the work day. I don't believe it. I don't all right, Well, that's done.
Programming is hit level two bhil Burnell has reached programming level too. Now we can say this zoy is like a friend of computers. They can develop a wide range of programs on the computer. As their level increases, program quality improves, and completed programs cannot be sold.
Ah, that's good. You make money with the programs you make in your free time. That's me. Where is Philip?
I'm gonna check in the game. They just went live. Time for bed. But you know they're gonna play sleeping outfit.
You've got to fix that. The game thinks that this is an acceptable sleeping outfit. I don't. I don't understand.
Where does he die? Why is the coming up of what's going on? Uh? Oh and he died?
He died. Phil Burnell has passed away from working one day in a stimulation. Look at his eyes, look at how felt that he looks? What the hell just happened?
You died because he worked one day? Why did I don't the job for one day in a simulation? Why? What a loser?
Did I just die? I had? I had one day of work, He. Had one day of work.
It was too much for him. One day of working a job, even in a simulation, it was enough to kill him. What happened? He died from working for one whole day.
He died exactly the dream of all of my trolls. I have absolutely no idea what just happened. I just he couldn't get a job and he died. It might be a sign.
I don't know what happened. You tell me? Why did I die? Because you had to get a job?
Phil? So let's read this. Philbernill's embarked on the final journey of life, embracing death. This zoil lived a full life.
Wow, Yeah, it was like two days gaining knowledge through many experiences filled with cherish I don't memories with family and friends. What that didn't happen? Philbernil passed away peacefully. This he's ready for the next life, and we remembered as a noble soul who's cherished all the experiences in love from the world.
He's watching over Philbertills. Said, Oh, let's let's flip on over to the film stream. But week two things a little different. As I said, every week, I want to have someone a little bit different, so that way it feels like variety.
And the whole idea here is to try to see if someone is a good fit or maybe I could actually later on down the line after WrestleMania have a rotating panel of hosts, and so tonight Cyper CV is with me. Cyprus has done content on the internet before regarding pro wrestling. Would you like to give us a little bit of background on that. Yeah, well, back in the day, I mean I'm talking a long time ago.
When I first started YouTube, I watched smart guys. I think a lot of us have. I remember watching clips here and there. There's actually something you and I have in common that I didn't speak about.
You know, when we were getting ready. We both attended wrestling, and I had no idea that you were attending it. I still I watched your show, but I didn't actually we're there, so you start people know this. I thought that was pretty fucking cool that I'm disappointed.
There was a lot of. Different small content creators at the time that we're trying to get into the wrestling. I don't know this guy either talking, I guess, and I remember going. To wrestle in twenty nine.
There was a bunch of people just kind of doing their own thing. So it would have been cool to, you know, bump into you. But there was packed house, and you know. I was cat, let's get friends.
We're going to be trying seventeen fi, let's get some I got super chats Invite. A fan of mine had sent me this like special code and said, Phil, it's expensive. If you want to go to WrestleMania, you can get Michael tickets, right, So I used the code. Those tickets were, like, I think if I remember a thousand dollars, he said, I definitely don't want to be I just want to take it.
Probably I'll never go again. Reason to wear. That's why I did it like that. You know, back then things are so different.
I would have probably had tons of people who wanted to like spend time with we did that week. We had gone to the Ring of Honor show in the Hammerstein Ballroom and there were fans who met up with so we had a great time at that ship. I went to that show to Phil I was associated with the podcast Pennies. We want to get to the Pennies.
I don't know what he was to them, but he had given the podcast the. Chat, so we have to do the Pennies shower dark side filter, which is anything yep, And yeah, that was that's crazy. I didn't even know you were there. I just put in a chat, send the Pennies, let's penny.
It was great, but like I ended up just quickly. I ended up watching you and then you and Ramboll broke up, like with your podcast that obviously left when you guys stopped doing content. But uh so what I didn't have doing is I met up with around twenty twenty so I didn't make content for a while. Around twenty twenty, a friend and I decided to come together because the world was basically closed, so we came up with a show called a Hangman Outcast.
Basically the show was just me and him talking shit. To the internet. We invite people on, but like it wasn't malicious, it was just kind of like shooting the shit with people and it started gaining like not a lot of traction, but like it was fun. It was my favorite fucking show.
All right, I'm trying to send my first penny. To like fifty coherent viewers, you know what I'm saying. So to me, that was pretty cool because they were all interacting. So but for some reason, I don't know if it was because my association previously but stuck their nose into our show.
And that's when I discovered a lot of fucking people in y w C. Why if you don't know what that is? This is so funny. I got plenty of PayPal funds and I can send it to PayPal.
We had a lot of people come into our chats and they wanted to just start ship because the YouTube wrestling community just that's what they are. And this is my first one. D beg for those pennies, Piggy, let's get it, I said, my first penny. Ran smart guys penny.
We started the show's let's shower the pig with pennies. When I moved across the washing he stopped. I was doing the shower of the county penny. There was officially probably yes, there were people making that kind of content events, wasn't the big guy will making this content.
We're like, give him Ryan Alvarez, I believe, and he actually is a show. But he's one. Of course everyone knows Dave Bill. Actually they were fine as the saying, go to game for me to be doing the show that was so small type.
But actually getting trash special that who is this guy? He's a gamer, but he's talking about wrestling. And then when I stopped doing it at fourteen, all of a sudden, it's like over that last decade, it just blew up. Everyone was doing wrestling commentary, everyone had a show, everyone was cross promoting wrestlers, started doing internet content on the stuff.
Now and it's got a whole hundred. So many years later everybody there's a whole community, hundred thousands. Of people, and everybody decided they don't care right over one of his events. Out of it for so long, so I don't know any of this stuff that Cyphers TV is about to start talking about because I've been out of the loop for so long.
So there are I see shout out to House of Chant and what's going on? Man, he's the guy that I did the show with back in the day, if you want to find the episodes. His fucking stupid ass deleted all the episodes, but I'm pretty sure one of the episodes got re uploaded to another channel. You can ask him why he deleted them.
Okay, he can answer that question. I'm not gonna keep doing it. Without going into that. Everybody said, Penny guy, that's given everybody a bad name.
And I'm glad that you decide to bring up your show again because this guy likes to click bait ship. So you know how many fucking times I go on my I have another YouTube channel just dedicated to subscribing to wrestling content. That way my feed doesn't get clogged with it on my main YouTube. Smart Smart because the YouTube feed is so annoying when you put on something else is just endlessly fed dat like.
Oh my god, yes, you watch one video and that's all you that could be annoying. So there's this guy, Sean's View Entertainment. Now. The funny part about Shawn's view is I see his fucking app and some of your detractors all of a sudden, all right, I'm.
Second reliable UV shot, the area's best selection affordable. Why are you going to detractors. You know, you could just like message somebody who knows something, but you're hanging out with them, so it's almost like you just want to be part of the drama, which makes sense because if you go to his channel, it's literally wrestler passes away surprise and there's a picture of Roman reignswe set to close after WrestleMania. What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, it's. Podcast in this world, especially with wrestlers doing it now, because they already have audience, They've. Got people installed, viewer based because people recognize those people, they're gonna watch them first, that's right. But this guy is giving us, you know, people that are trying to make it a bad name because they go on the feeds and they get fucking clogged with bullshit and they're like, well, I'm just not going to watch these motherfuckers.
I'm just gonna go to a wrestler or an ex referee or an ex commentary. That's time I said, beg for pennies, you scum back bitch, Give p WR his money back so he can eat. That happens. There's another guy who I went back and forth with.
I had a debate in October with him called the Wrestling of Tacu and the wrestling another guy. Who's a huge This is pretty this is pretty boring. So far, he got no live viewers. Like if you want to be he's got no viewers positivity.
You just got to watch one of his studios. I don't know how he does it, because I say, every once in a while, I'll just like turn it on again just to see what's going on. And I watched for like ten minutes, and I'm like, yeah, I got it. Remember when he said there was all these big names messaging him wanting this gig.
Well where are they at right? I won't even consider even around for a big name. But okay, here, I gotta do something else. I can't stand that.
I can't stop at the e w's so good. Good on them for being able to like it. I don't know, but that was fun. So I did with him.
I'm pretty sure I destroyed him because it wasn't hard. I don't even think it was an accomplishment. Does anybody else send them pennies? Put put it in all caps.
I sent a penny in the live chat. If you send them a penny, that's. Like what I've been doing. There's other stuff.
Those pennies. I think I'm up to seven. Now I've sent him seven pennies. It's all good.
We all know how the vortex works and how. People I'm here throwing pennies at him. Anyone who gets let's all throw pennies at him. I have nothing to do with it.
So all right, one for the goal, sabers pennies in here. Yes, yes, praise the catch, praised the cash. Another one for the goal. Thanks for the TV is one of my moderators.
Everyone kind of knows. Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Yeah, so here's the deal. This is what's cool.
So how long have you ask people already make the most boring decisions? Yeah, this is this is so as I first match remember seeing now, I was too young to really know what was going on. There's a portant star that slept with more men in one hour than d SP has viewers tight in an iron Man match, building a show with p w R. It will be a contact gold mine.
Yeah, why doesn't he. Get him to be the co because but I don't remember much of it. I remember flicked the penny at him. Let's all pennies that Phil, you know, prior to flick pennies that Phil.
Is sewn Michaels jumping off of the top rope to the outside. That's it. But ha coherently remembering wrestling. I don't see them coming on the screen.
Watch, Yes, that's like my like, start watching week after. Week, paying attention enough. But I was like a big w c W guy because. No, I guess he has to manually read the tips on this.
Because she saw a clip of Jacqueline's top coming off in a match and she was like, Nope, you're not watching that, and I was like, so I had to like sneak watch it. You know what I mean? You watch w c W like that was much better. I mean it was.
They were just trying to copy constantly. So I'm up to I threw eight pennies out of him. W W It's way better. But like you know, again, she was I had.
So that's cool because you see we have completely different perspectives. You know, I grew up watching it when I was a kid in the eighties and early nineties, that whole new generation of w W E, and then when it hit Attitude era, I actually stopped watching it. For a while, and then I came back to it during the Invasion angle when w W W c W and he c W. I never saw the whole.
Then I wore never you know, went right ahead and my friends do of it, and my friends talked about it all the time in school. So far, I don't say super Chest. I was so heavily in the compart one fighter like that was the thing. Oh that's top chat.
Let's make coming back and do it in the two thousands and then the twenty tens, then basically from it, not one super Chest years ago and now coming back. Oh no, this is the cool thing. It hasn't done yet. Every week it's like a different perspective.
It's like a different take. And when we're talking about the results this week, we're going to have different opinions on this stuff going down because different generations. That's wow, he's up the one hundred and eighty three live viewers. How desperate did he have to be for another co host to go, Oh, this guy's my moderator, and uh, he gives me money.
We'll get him to do this. I have no idea how you watched the new generation. Let's we'll get to and then I r s to go to the live point and. Then who is the.
He was? Later on? Yeah, yeah, push him. He was part of a man on a mission.
Oh God, like watching. But he was dressed like a balloon. Terrible crazy that, I mean he was everybody that's a penny that fell through PayPal. It was all about may get in the ring, right, So maybe.
Dude is just a p who like right and was gone, me is here? Now it's this guy a time. He was the big man, always was the one. This guy has a but it was always about size.
I thought you were saying he had a show called truth Speakers. I really did like moving, but I had a. Chill called tooth Speakers. He's got a he was.
But era, that new generation era was a unique time because it was like they were bridging the gap between. The larger wants to be incarnated as talent. Now watch this talent like terrible at Heart's really hard. It's gonna be just saying.
That transition happened, and then almost go completely. Won't show up. He has a dollar minimum, all right, I'll send him a dollar. Went the other way, so you know, Flip walked it like it's crazy because I didn't see that like transition in ninety.
Six, it's going to be on the screen now. You know, we're off to the races. So before we get into anything, Phil, since we're talking, I need a grilly. I know that your old host used to grill you.
I have to grill you about you haven't been grilled. You haven't been grilled in a long time, so it's time for me to grill you. It's a little bit Why the fuck did you have a wrest a fake, a fake wrestling fan week after week after week. Now he said he was a fake wrestling fan.
Oh, this guy's gonna go after. He was fake. That's my first question. Well, as we know, Ppp, my former co host on the show, was on the show for almost three whole months.
You know, give her take. That's a long time to be a fake wrestling. And you know, the whole idea is we wanted to do a crossover show that didn't have to do with gaming, which was my forte, and didn't necessarily have to do with drama that was his forte, but instead kind of meeting somewhere and yes, we could still talk aspects of each thing, like we could have a drama saying, come on, man, i'd pay. I have.
Thing to mash it together. And you all know that when you're not really a fan of something, you go out and you spend five hundred to one thousand dollars replica belt, three replica belts that you then show off on the show like I did to re be Real. I didn't even know he was doing gonna do that. And then like one day we're like doing our or shooting the ship.
Right before the show goes live, he goes, Phil, I want to show you. And he gave all I can afford it. Yeah, look it's real gold and all the ship. Those things are buy a fucking Walmart double.
But I got this one too. You wanted to by both of them. This guy I definitely wanted to get banged by Wars. He wants to see his muscular.
Body show and called wrestling fans retards. He can't do that because that makes no sense when you you pull out title after title after title, no offense. But that's pretty retarded. Well, he's going to read them eventually, heard him say, I'll start sending.
More insinuating that wrestling fans are retarded, and then in the same sentence he's holding multiple titles. I don't know what the hell I don't know. That doesn't make sense to me. It's a all right, I'll send them.
Here's the thing. I've been kind of there, and here's why. Back in the day, when I first hit my big notoriety on YouTube and I started making actually good money doing it, I immediately I got money to blow, right, let me just blow it on stupid ship. So I bought a bunch of statues and I just threw them in my background.
Now, do you really think that every character that I bought a statue of I was like the biggest fan of. Do you have less view. To show? Like I'm a big ship.
I have all this money, at least I'll be using it for content, right. But the truth of the matter is I was a gamer. I like I like superheroes in DC and Marvel. I'm not gonna buy a bunch like I didn't buy baseball memorabilia and put it behind me because I don't want to.
I'm gonna spend money on something that I like. It's it's ridiculous what he's saying that he he's not a wrestling fan. The reason he's doing it is because he's embarrassed because I kicked him off my sho get upset with pennies to say I'm doing the show. I get that away from him, So now he has to.
Dark side PayPal. Let's all pennies a dark side, Phil. Oh, I never was a fan of wrestling, and I never sent another one right now? Yeah, right, there's no way ye enjoy You wouldn't.
How is he telling me how to watch wrestling? Like, I don't know how to watch that. Oh, well here's how you do it, Phil, you need the VPN in this and now oh he has no you know it at all. But he's not real wrestling.
Come on, he's it's it's a show to them. And I get it, I understand. I wish there was a way to automate this so that I could do it faster, so I could just send him like three hundred and fifty individual pennies. Sometimes it's like whatever, other times.
I've watched my PayPal camp, we'll get flagged for a suspicious activity because how many people send like twenty seven pennies. Let's go, friends, let's all get a penny everybody. If you have a pay Pal account, it's at dark side Phil, I don't, that's all said Penn. Yeah, I think I think that some of their obsessive people that are out that they have no control over are the ones that you got.
To look right, there's another one. I think I'm up to fourteen. I've sent them fourteen pennies, so I. Actually think they're talented, and I don't understand why they focused on you when I'm impressed at a lot of what they do and I feel like they either do up things that actually make the money and this is a side thing, or they're just wasting time and they could be doing something better.
It's I haven't I know the answer to that. The answer is very simple. It's that YouTube itself or streaming itself or whatever you want to say. But YouTube is kind of the.
Focal Oh yeah, it's the focal point. Sure, an avenue where you can turn this kind of negative actions. Oh yeah, it so negative and feel so positive and oh it's just so posative. I just want to say, like, if you watch dark side fill shows, it's not positive at all.
It's like an oppressive atmosphere where the show host is berating the audience every five minutes, begging and pleading and you know, trying to make deals with them to get more money out of them. He's he is like just he can't say that he makes positive content when half of his show is begging for money. Put them towards something else, for example, making positive creative content. They would be success, but then they just be like me.
They would just be a guy who has moderate views makes a good living. But they're not going to blow up. They're not gonna be. He's not going to be able to read if he gets any real tips, because I'm gonna the.
One thousand people on the internet actually grown up hating DSP and. We really want to get a storm of pennies. Doesntractors Cambrian and his fucking show that came out of nowhere? Or if it's from Keno Casino, Oh yeah, if it's coming from Steve Cambrian and his fucking show that came out of nowhere, My.
Show came out of nowhere. I've had a show for four years. Bitch. Who are you to say my show came out of nowhere.
It's not like I just popped up to snake you you lose it. Or if it's from Keno Casino or anything as long as it's anti DSP. These morons throw money at it. Even if it's not genuine, they still throw money at it because they're not stupid enough or they are too stupid to know better.
They actually think it's all real and they just enjoy throwing money at bullying desp Yeah. It's fun. And by the way, everybody needs to throw some more money at me because the more money people throw me more pissed off. Dark side film.
Guts and I would never save the place for it, you know what I mean. Gives them exactly what they want. They feel like if you give the to and that's why I don't do it. It's it's not worthy, you know, I don't.
I don't blame you for that, but yeah, that's something I had to ask. I don't really like I want to. I want it to. Yeah, let's hit the goal.
Let's hit the goal. Friend, we're almost halfway there. We're twenty of fifty for the goal. Because he couldn't figure out how to run a Let's go, let's get some more super chats.
Wrestling can't wrestling won't get views. Tell that to JD from New York. Tell that to the Don Tony and Kevin Castle show. What the fuck do you mean wrestling can't get views?
Do you ever once consider that you can't get views in the wrestling realm? The thing is, how do we keep falling behind? Let's catch up me. Yeah, if I have an off week where I don't even make a hundred dollars, it's like not a big deal.
But to him, so that's what I Oh did. You hear him? He just said if he has an off week where he doesn't make one hundred dollars, it's not a big deal. Dude, He literally twists arms to get one hundred and fifty dollars out of a bunch of disabled people.
That's his life. I mean, like he couldn't just focus on wrestling. How are you going to have a successful wrestling show when you're not just focusing on the subject, when you're pulling yourself into drama. I'm pretty sure when Pee was on the show, you didn't have two hundred live viewers.
So here he is saying how unsuccessful p is, and here he is without Pee, and he's at two hundred live viewers. Here in bullshit over here. You just have to make it chet first. You know, he's got chat not one, but like at the end of the day, I feel.
Like, thirty minutes in, he didn't get one fucking do it except for my pennies and your pennies. I'm on everybody, let's keep sending those pennies in and keep sending those pennies and what. The fuck I mean, make up your mind. But at the end of the day, he's gone.
Chat's right. You don't need a dwell on it. It is right, it is. It's not that we can change.
All right, Let's get some initial shout outs. We have a few contributions that have come in now. Just to make this clear for everyone, this is a standard show. Contributions count, whether it's on the YouTube side, super chats, memberships, whether it's on the kickside, subs and gifted subs, and of course tips, which you can.
Do any either way by typing anomation point. Tips work is if we happen to hit one hundred dollars of support tonight, I still have three w W cards to unpack when we hit one hundred dollars each. So you know, if we raised one hundred bucks, I opened one where heised you know, two hundred bucks we opened too. I was supposed to have another box today.
I wanted to have more than three with no legit explanation. Tonight I only have three that I can open. Everyone. I don't think any danger.
By some crazy pipe dream. I only have three to open. I'll owe you one for next week. The box is in transit, all right.
But just also so everyone knows, the cost of these has exponentially increased in the what month month and a half that I've been opening them. So the first box of these I bought the car forty bucks. The second box of these that I bought cost a little over fifty bucks. This box that's coming tomorrow was over sixty dollars twenty.
This is worth more than ten another apparently, this one pack of four cards. So what's happening is the whole collector's industry is just exploding right now and things are being massively over valid. I just found out. So back in two thousand and eight, I got the special.
Four and Reptard one for the goal. Did you really just pick some random dent as a co host? Yeah, that's a random dent that gives some money and likes wrestling, So that's what he did. Rest card, Thank you, praise the cash seven with one for the gold.
Yeah, little figure for a guy McDonald's happy dollars signs is too powerful for a lot of people. Man fifteen and twenty dollars each. It's like, thank you, reptard and you can get the general. And they're selling and they're selling.
R I'm stupid crazy. Oh wow, look at that. Though. Gremlins membership take us through WrestleMania support quite frankly after that.
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Praise the We're praising it. Good tonight, Duco duos, says Stephen Cambian. What are your thoughts on the Cambian explosion and evolution? That's Cambrian and yeah, but I get that all the time.
Thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support. That's one for the goal, and we've got one more for the goal, Ginny, Jinny, you for z Steve flicks pennies at the pig while Kat flicks her bean because she doesn't get satisfied by Phil. Yeah, he doesn't look like a dude that could make any woman come. Look at him.
Look at him. He's low t he's a loser, he's a beggar. But thank you Ginny and Dave David. I think that's how you say that with five and one for the goal.
Very disappointed. Mersh isn't the co host. So do we know what happened with that? Did Mersh and dsp have a falling out?
I really don't know what happened with that, but I thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. That's one for the goal. Let's get thirty more. I think we need or no, I haven't checked in in a while.
Oh, we need twenty six more and we'll be at the overtime goal. And I've got plenty of overtime material to share with you guys. People have been dropping really funny DSP animations and stuff in our discord. Yeah, and thank you Steve D who's appraised the cash member himself and gifted another True Seekers membership, and this one was won by Fuzzy Jacket, who is a subscriber.
You got to be a subscriber to win the free memberships, so be sure that you hit that subscribe button, and thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. All right, let's go back to the snoozefest.
Here becoming way more available. I think that's going to be the final box. I don't think we keep getting way far behind he is. Oh he's got his first super Chat.
Oh no, he got two. Oh, somebody gave him twenty dollars. How many subs to burn those cards? So they're up to a grand total of twenty two dollars so far, he's up to twenty two dollars.
That's how much he got in support. Twenty two dollars. Burn the cards to burn the cards exactly. I don't know if he means to actually burn them.
Well, I'm not going to burn my house down. He's thirty two minutes. If you mean to burn through them, meeting, open up all three packs. It's one hundred bucks of packs.
So we need to get to three hundred bucks tonight to go through all of them tonight. I really don't imagine want to lose. We have to be to pay somebody three hundred bucks to look at pictures of sweaty men. Okay, we received a two dollars super jet from Lester, and he basically is suggesting another co host.
There is one more co host next week on this show. He's given the job to whoever addressing whatever co host brings in the most money, and so far that's Ethan Ralph. He made a couple hundred bucks that night. Didn't give any to Ethan Ralph.
Whoever, there's no competition here. It doesn't matter how good the other co hostar. He's gonna pick the one that brings in the most money because he's a loser. Everyone's already talking.
It's this simple, all right. I'm not gonna tell anyone who the final co host of Smart guys, is gonna be next week before. What I will say is this, of course, there's always gonna be honest. I stopped at the I didn't have him on first, and he spoke up next.
Mustache actually built up high. People got excited. Cypers TV on this week to be the middle guy between these two kind of polar things. And you're gonna see what I mean because the next week will be the last guest host.
And all I'm gonna say is you're not gonna want to miss it. It's gonna be a doozy. No one's expecting it. So this is a film.
Diapers will be filled. That's all I'm gonna say. This is a filler. Mean, Okay, the casino patrons pumped up the Ralph appearance, so Phil will pick like that's what we got something else, remember right though?
YouTube membership gifted membership. And Ralph is doing from day ops and dosing on the side. Oh wow, Yeah, I. Really got to get a mouse from my laptop because the touch pad is actually wearing out now.
And thank you for kosity from thank you lence on the cash. But let's face it also money talk. And yes it definitely talks. It definitely to with five.
He's going to go with Ralph. I'm just going to be talking about with that relationship. I don't think he'd handle or fall out with that. It's going to be glorious and a half hour, it's gonna be glorious.
Thank you want to talk off topic. I think it's fun to have interaction with throw money at me, Rodery, go back and forth. Everybody's gotta keep throwing money at me. Has been an issue where on a tangent for an hour and then you've got to run.
At twenty six and fifty. It's all downhill from here. Friends, Let's get the other halfbos twenty four more. Most time.
We got better material for the show. I don't have slapped tonight. I promise the goal and we'll great for contact anything else for overtime tonight. So, uh you think about with our wrestling commentary here about to get.
Started with wrestling comments like forty minutes in Oh god, come on one moment. I really got to do something about that. I'm just gonna get YouTube premium. I've been putting it off for years.
Almost all everything that I watch is YouTube. I should just buy the premium and uh, yeah, let's get back to it. Here we are. That's ready.
I think they're ready. Awesome. I'm thirty four dollars support in sixteen more to hit my goal for the night, and we need sixty six more to unlock our pocket. Remember one of these packs has a Chase Cup, really cool looking card.
He knows exactly a. Whole dollar. Let's see how it goes all right. This week w w E was completing their European tour, and.
After having the check with the pay Pal pledges and. Across all of the jolly in London, I just sent another penny arena. That's all but two completely storm and dark. I think in my head, when was the last shower?
This loser beggar with pennies. That's what he needs, those pennies, he really does. He needs that money. I think they've done like a wrestleman b raw, but I couldn't make a SmackDown in a raw like that that they've done like that.
Now we're actually getting into the rest. That was boring in Great Britain. If you're wrestling, I'm sure there was events going all over the world. Got two hundred views.
Indie shows, you know, so that that was really cool. So they did have that the year we went to wrestle any of twenty nine. Oh this is bad. Friends brot the stadium.
Well they weren't the brook I think they were the Jersey New Jersey Nets at the time. They had that arena which I think they turned into a parking thirty. Four dollars, walls lamping thirty four dollars. Well it's dollar a minute.
Like you said, between the Mania, we got to remember that was the only time. I can when he says I made thirty four dollars, look that whole weekend. Let's just definitely calculation. The area is a hotbed for rest my calculator on.
At that time there's fan faest, indie shows and real shows. We had gone to the Hall of Fame. We take the thirty off down to twenty four dollars. It was so crazy, such a great and then we take the taxes.
Was glad idea. That's I could say, Hey, I was really into it at that time and I probably never want to go again. It's good just to do like Christ dollars, he made eighteen dollars. So far, both of these WrestleMania two hosts made eighteen dollars nets, A lot of not gross, it's a lot of gross dollars net.
I enjoyed doing it. Like I said this weekend, it was probably another one of the samonin of he made eighteen dollars to WrestleMania. Whole dollars friends, what about that? Let's start with our coverage, so SmackDown this week live from London, England to to Arena.
It was Christ Friday night, March twe another super chap to get. There's going to be the contract. Between against Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. For right, I was calling the Rev Christ WrestleMania the revenue because if that's one of the co main events.
The Christs or the Rev Christ, it's one of those. One of the other main events. For your kindness, let me know and I'll say it right. I promise I have a generously little bank account.
Please hit me today. Bank account. Friends. I imagine we need to save p w R.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try the hype and what if I brought. If he would do it, I would bring him as a co host here when we do the pig race, and he could defend Phil. I think that ship would be funny, man, I would I've with the super chats with him too, speed Berger syndrome with a dollar, thank you for pound, thank you for kindness.
Everybody's talking about it. Jus So wins. Jesus he got enough to buy three mind Craft McDonald's Happy meals eighteen dollars. Oh, nineteen dollars if you count my dollar and my pennies that I've been sending.
I'm sending the more pennies friends. Jaus So he's awesome. He's a great hype guy. But his promos are wrestling good.
But it's not like, come on, Phil read the PayPal donations with his. Mic skills, and I think that's what really puts them behind it. Yeah, no, I'm not. I think that.
I'm actually think the triple threat is definitely where it should go. I agree, and I keep sending them, and when it says for what I get a job. It reminds me of the Daniel Bryan. It can't be just send them.
Some of you have. I wudn't even be surprised if it's a fast Let's get the nasty message right through for those of us who are gunther fans. But I just I'm getting that vibe that this match is not going to be anything exciting or hype like they originally built it like it was going to be, because now you're seeing all of their going towards all. The couldn't get me to watch wrestling, So the fact that I have to watch two.
Shia and thanks to Andy, they popped their membership messages, I didn't call them out right away, and sadly then I don't know for some reason, and I showing up in my queue. But then, oh yeah, that's I didn't get any money for that, So you members, Okay, I'm not going to read your messages because I got your money and my members I'm not reading. Also tonight, Charlotte versus Meshin, Okay, sure, I don't know where that came from. But Charlotte versus the match, I guess she's a match.
And they're saying that b Fab will be by inside, and I guess that kind of makes sense because Bee Fab and Charlotte had an altercation. I've been sending them pennies this whole time. If we have the pain for the US titles, send them a penal will happen there because we already that Jacob is in the middle. That match opportunity last week.
Obviously we know some hygiens will ensue there. That pound was for the pennies. Thank you for the pennies, right. We'll be all right jerking.
Come on, Let's hit the goal. God blessed no goal. I have blessed you, the kids seven. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support.
Crazy castes. Let's hit that goal. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
The London Arena is one of the biggest pro wrestling in the world. I'm sorry why there's been so many promotions like remember even w W E had their. K and all their nxt UK. What's he gonna do?
So it has been huge. The crowd is great. I don't worry. The London crowd is no exception.
They are into wrestling. They are so excited. Working over. I wonder European.
Thank you back to the paying attention not you know what I mean, I don't know. I guess we'll see. But once again, this crowd was absolutely excellent. And it's Randy Orton who enters.
The next week's so crazy. Yeah, all of everything that's gonna happen. You know songs non stop. There, No, this is crazy.
And again I keep worrying. Your Ralph was a snoozefest, but this is worse. This is actually worse than the Ethan Ralph episode. And they've been added for forty five minutes already, and he's only made eighteen dollars net in the group unless you count all the pennies.
And he's look, he's dropping viewers. He was at two hundred, now he's at one seventy nine, one seventy five. The viewers are dropping. Suff of dsp suffold bitch, Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
He can't even get two hundred live viewers. He's been on YouTube for seventeen years. He can't get two hundred live viewers. What a loser.
And there's a lot there, you know, there is a lot of history there. It's pretty cool to see these guys that they're now in the same. Promotion eighteen whole dollars. Cody's is kind of like mid card.
Orton compliments him on the way that he had the balls to leave way and I thought that episode you and do everything that he did, and I'm gonna be Yeah, it's. Been forty five minutes. I wonder he's been going for forty minutes and he made with his dollars. Because for a guy like Orton, who like he's a company guy where he's always been w w E.
His dad was fell into a coma. That's why glad you left and made a name for yourself elsewhere and came back. I don't know if I really bought it or if he's genuine. I think he's genuine because I.
Feel like this is the last thing after wrestling, unless he gets Ethan Ralph, and then. It might backstage to be more frustrated in that. I don't care if he gets my name and address. What's he gonna do.
He's a pussy. He's gonna come here and try to hurt me or something. You know, he's a pussy. He's a loser, he's broken, he's ball So pennies at it?
Right. At one point, detective says, dollars for candy and pennies for the store. That's right. We send pennies to the pig and dollars to me.
That's how we do it. That's how we do it. And thank you for your kindness. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man.
Those dollar signs aren't too powerful. Praise the cash. I'm so glad, I'm blessed, and eighteen dollars tonight. Thank you all very much for your kindness generally support with the Kick subs over.
There anything what we saw you were not having any product like this product doesn't look excited. Oh look at that. Yeah, but on the web side of that, it's kind of. Like Chester's invalid gifted one subscriber overall.
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Trying and then what they did on Netflix. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man. Some of the time.
Sorry here in the area money what they said. Dollar times aren't thank you for throwing money at me. I get that, Like I can't get that from Orton, like you Chesters and Vallas, because there's many other people like Cody Blood. Wolf to a Little Too Acid Roads know Goblin one two, three, Stommer, Acid Roads, Winter Soldiers, Devoured Eagle.
Oh yeah, people, subscriber. Top Dog, you change the business, and everyone knows it, and we. All know that I always give my change. When Hobo compliments for years ago when he had completely destroyed his body chetrol muscle, but he still wrestled the hell in the cell match against Seth Rollins, and he says, you know you beat Roman.
Uh. And now it's onto your next story. I think we're going to check out. You want to just check out and and we'll do the bonus content early.
Let's get let's hit the goal first. Almost there? All right, Well we'll hang in and listen. Here's here's here's like a great way to hit the goal.
I'm gonna make you people listen to this shit with me, this garbage fest. This show is terrible. This show is awful. It's like watching paint dry or grass grow.
This is the most unentertaining shit I've ever seen Phil do. And that's saying a lot the least entertaining. Like what am I supposed to do with this? These two grown men nerds talking about a fake sport with sweaty men grabbing each other and hugging up on each other.
This is some shit. Let's get some subs. I hear the call of the donos. That's what I hear.
So I'm gonna make you all suffer through this shit until we get twelve more five dollars super chats. That's what's gonna happen. You guys, sit here and listen to this shit show with me until we get to the twelve more. And if we get to the twelve more, then I've got nonslop good content that we're gonna get through.
I've got a couple of videos, a little bit of an update from him, and a bunch of other stuff much better than this shit that we're listening to now. So let's get to the goal and then it's like, we can end the torture, we can end the punishment. Don't make me sit here and listen to this shit too much longer I get to it. This is so bad, the new one that you've been living now and the business is mostly up because you're in the position that you're in right now.
And I do love you, dude, but you know what it is, WrestleMania time. And just so you know, after all this dust settles, I'm gonna be the one next. You know, I'm the one next in line. Look for me to come after you because unlike your cared about and John Cena, I'm not gonna be killing.
Grown men talking about a children's fake sport. This is ridiculous. The one to take that title from you Cody after WrestleMania, not Randy Jorton. So kind of funny becausehen he says it, He's like, so he's implying Cody is going to be John Cena, right, like, I'm gonna be there.
Let's get some subs. And then he turns he turns to Randy and he goes, you know you. Don't go through you know you're we all know beware. We thank you for sending dollars, you know, be aware and uh and yeah, you.
Know absolutely have any impact. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about match for London. That's why they did that segment. So it's cool.
Will Organ actually come after Cody after wrestling Cody and pick up because this is last year and now he's a heel and everyone likes his character now, So I feel like they're going to keep. That and the touch until he's got forty grand. Yeah, that's what we're going. I'm locking you all in here, Elaine Walls.
Here's the the goal towards the goal to. End this misery. Yeah, we gotta end the misery. We can't get this ship up.
This is ridiculous. But thank you for your kindness, big support, Elaye Walls. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. Okay, I'm going to being honest here.
I have no money right now, and I don't think it seems I have no money. What a loser? Thank you, Elaying Walls. Interesting, I think so we'll get to that.
The lucky Gremlin one for the goal. Please end the suffering. We'll get general and you're supporting the show. Praise the cash one for the goal.
Thank you. Look gre cash money, bitches, cash money. It's brutal. I don't think.
Assholes and chatting stride. Could this be worse than Ethan Ralph? He said, I said, no, it can't be worse Ralph the show tonight guest. I have experience terrible in pro wrestling commentary, but I actually have some I'm a little rolls who might want to harass me because of it.
He has more balls than me and others. And I'm sure so major for the show and loving the show so far. So there you go, and I agree, And there's the. Kid seven one for the goal to end brutal misery.
I can't take My ears are bleeding, these assholes. This is terrible, these people. Damn Phil, this is ever in any kind of people down seventy viewers now talk with. Someone on Twitter, you know, and and so I get it.
There probably were a lot of. Thank you, who says, buddy, but I'm gonna make. So much money. This is insane vortext that they're going to get so much thank you for kind of major to you Cypers TV, major props to Ethan Ralph last week.
And and you know our guests next week who are going to actually be taking this on in this capacity, and uh and you know, you know what comes. But we'll see hopefully nothing, you. Know what I mean? Like, I really hope that no one gets any harassment out of this.
It's so stupid. He hasn't ran a super chat in twenty minutes, thirty minutes. In the chat, the downsides of streaming. It's really the downsides of anything, and when you're successful, it does bring hate and there's levels to it.
Oh yeah, people hate Focus, you know, people hate film because he's so successful, not because he's a broke beggar. They all know. Everybody knows. I'm trying to get the chat back open because he crashed on me here.
But so uh, coming up next on SmackDown, they announced it was going to be the Street pretty Deadly. That match had been set up previously. We're pretty Deadly, had won the number one contenders match. And so it's pretty deadly comes out to No Realcity thirty one.
They really want to dressed like the flag nineteen more during the match to end the misery and suffering and this reaction I heard all night these guys. What I was going to say was number one, you're right right there. From there, they're like hometown boys. Number one, number two apparently they were.
I think I'm on n x T. Thank you, Steve for the super bicker. Thank you for that. I've seen of them since I've been watching.
How you don't mark you know for a few weeks. That's a success. What failure is wrestlers Alpha, I thought the Cambrian fan Daniel, Thanks for kindness. Yeah, and.
That was so nice. Profile keeps drifting when they talked, honest story song. He's terrible to this guy. Every one hundred and seventy live viewers.
Guy's going YouTube for seventeen years. Deadly does all can't get two hundred. But thank you for your kindness, talent and your genero. Because if they were old and.
Your big support. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, they are pretty deadly. Come outwerful to this full disco ball dancing, you know, crazy intro, They've got the flags, they're the hometown boys and all of that.
That is the most This is the most boring if I've ever heard. And I listened to stock pretty deadly basically kind. Of fos on a lot of Phillips. We're going to I.
Haven't really seen them that much. We're going so far, I can't Definitely, it was fucking terrible. I can't one of them. I can't listen to this much.
Appeared out of nowhere like they were doing nothing, and next thing you know, they're like the best tag team and wrestling. Thirty two of fifty eighteen and the guy. Yeah, like I don't know what the hell happened, Like all of a sudden, they're over and they're winning, Like, hey, I like them, they're good tag team. Gemma Jackson is here and so let's go.
Now it's a party. Gem is here. I love that name. Remember growing up?
Do you remember gem in the Holiday? And I know it wasn't a boy's cartoon. Remember when the first Cousins. The Shock came in and beat everyone up with chairs over their heels and all of a sudden.
Misfits where the band guys like what they got by the. Really really accelerated weird put. They gave the Misfits a bunch of money, which it was, okay, they've been in the coup. Yes, I'm going to crack and we don't get to.
This is a audio for I'm happy with them, my pretty deadly growing real I'm getting caught doomsday. Yeah, And so that's what retained their titles and pretty We'll get the. Other eighteen but not this. I'm losing viewers.
I'm losing live viewers because this is so terrible. People are tuning out of me, Like I get it. Nobody wants to in here and listen to this shit. This is terrible.
All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go back to d SP dyeing. He died because he he uh what what was it? He worked one day?
Ah, So let's go and do that instead, because this is much better. Uh. And I've got a bunch of animated DSP content that people have been dropping for the bonus if we get if we get to the goal tonight, we'll do overtime. I'll do this.
I have this in another video we can do to get to the overtime. The overtime is the good stuff. I don't have any slop tonight. We've got good bonus content tonight.
Look at his face, Look at his face. He's like, what happened? Let's back it up so we can watch Phil die in his game after he worked one day. Phil died.
He died in a simulation after working in a simulation, a game, simulated job for one day. He fucking died. Temptable sleeping outfit. I don't I don't understand.
Why is the current of what's going on? What the hell does happened? Self? Opigy die?
You died from working one day? What the hell just happened? What look face? Why did I die because you worked one day?
You lose it? Why did the fucking bomby? You couldn't work one day, even in the simulation. I just die.
He couldn't work one day, even in a simulator. I had one day of work. That was enough to kill Phil. One day, even in a simulation, one day of arab enough to kill Phil.
You can't make it all. What happened? I exactly the dream of all of my trolls. I have absolutely no idea.
What just happened? What a loser? I just he couldn't work one day in a simulation. It was too much for him.
Just his heart just gave out. I don't know what happened? You tell me? Why did I die?
So let's read this. Philbernhill's embarked on the final journey of life, embracing death. This lived a full life. Wow.
Yeah, it was like two days eating knowledge through many experiences filled with cherish friends. What that didn't happen? Peacefully? This zoys ready for the next life, and we remembered as a noble soul who's cherished all the experiences in love from the world.
These watch over Philbernill so warmly as it embarks on a journey of new learning. A zoy's karma is determined by past choices were bad karma. Scores become ghosts and once remain in the world to reflect upon their lives and learn lessons that they missed during their lifetime is unfinished business to sort of in their life. Nice to meet you.
I'm nixed the one who manages zoys in the afterlife. What don't be alarmed because you become a ghost by performing good deeds to fill in traces of your past life, you complete your journey and embark on a new beginning. Once the car reach is good, you can be ready to move on. Even my having too many ghosts in your city makes it harder to add new zoys.
What could you. Imagine a ghost of philter even understand what? It never even indicated that you were sick. I just.
Send dons you died from working. One ghost play is in development. It's not done yet. Play with your original family no family members available.
In other words, lose sure. I think does he die again? I think he plays again and dies again. Yeah, he dies again, Let's see him again.
But I just like I don't remember how to do that now? Apparently every time phil is I forgot. Every time he's forced to work a real job in the simulation game, he dies after he works one day, he died twice. The second time he had Oh my god, he died again because he had to work for a whole day.
How did I do that? You need to sleep again, Steve. My death is eight three six nine. My death is.
Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. So I hit programming level two years ag I did last time? Why did I spend the money? So Je?
Why I spend any time? I'm going to get more? Trust me. I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. So you're to see hold on, he said, you're in a risky state. Thank you for I died again? Yeah, you worked another day.
Every time he has to work one day, he dies instantly. You're dead, bitch. He sucks at video games. Ha zero with a good point.
Why does every wrestling fan see that the hot woman women and swoon over the men? Very homosexual? I agree, there's something pretty gay about that, right I think? So, I think you're right.
Throw money at me. Thank you for your kindness. One for the goal and we've got a laying walls with ten save us Steve. Hell, I don't even know what to say.
I don't understand it. You're in a risky Karmik state. You can't do anything about it, I mean die and you also money talks. Money talks to Laye Wallis.
Thanks for letting it talk to me. I mean, I only played this character for three hours? Was three? Dame?
Tell you to support Steven. That's right. I don't have those. I mean usually go back in time.
All it's gonna do is gonna have you exactly. It's gonna have you loads, so you can't mix it. So I guess the character I need to do. Next time, I have to make a new character, and I have to another place if there is a next time, because I'm shocked at tonight.
We actually have more people here, more engagement, but the support was actually not even. A bunch of people. You're gonna have a game like this that's a newer game playing, we're having fun with it, and there's a lot of engagement, then there's support. There was like very little tonight, Oh, very.
Little support because you're a loser. Nobody wants to give you money because your content is like watching paint dry. Dude, you suck. You're terrible, You're so boring, and all you do is begging, complain, and look at you.
Supposed to be a video game expert and you're just dying in the simulation game after you couldn't he couldn't keep a sim alive for two days, they died. Lose, sir, Thank you Toad mcswoll for your kindness, generosity and support. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now? U H, what up? Says I like to believe the game developers know who Phil is and it is clowning on him with trolls coming true.
Wouldn't it be funny if they knew what a loser he is and they like cheated to make him die all the time. Oh my god, I didn't know he died, again, says Tyber. Yeah, he died every time he was forced This is this is the irony of this. Every time dark Side Phil was forced to work a real job, even in a simulation, he died after one day of working a You have to be a man with a penis to donate sperm phill is neither Wow review tech Mongolia tell us what you really think?
You wonder how his rabbit died when he can't keep his sim alive. I know, I know, Yeah, muppet pimping, correctly pointing out there's three hundred and sixty four watching that's just on YouTube. Two hundred and ten likes pony up the likes you degenerates. Yeah, hit that like button.
It really helps. It really does help. D esp Playing this game reminds me of how I let my tamagatti die every day when I was like six. I never had one of those that was like, I don't know, you know, I had like a dog and a cat when we were growing up.
I didn't have any digital pets, though I had a pet rock, right, A lot of kids did. That's the greatest story. Ever, some guys just like, yeah, let's put rocks in a box. People will buy him.
Imagine the pitch for that. But they made millions of dollars selling pet rocks. Ridiculous. Okay, let's continue on our snore text journey here so I don't get it.
And by the way, if anybody is also jumping back and forth between the phil smart guys show. If he starts raging over people setting in pennies, please let me know. Put it in all caps or something, because we'll flip back over there. I don't know if it gets spicy.
If you want it the next time for the game, you should have supported it quite frankly, because if we hit the goal tonight, absolutely I would have done another stream of it. Now I don't know. Yeah, he's rage, he's wages quitting this one. No, there's no quick audit to be had.
The stream is over. My character is dead and we don't even Maybe that's why yemember because he looked, he realized we didn't even hit halfway to our goal, and he just immediately he's had a heart attack. You couldn't take it. You don't feed him.
That's why it's a great pet. He just carried around. Yeah, you don't have to feed it. Chick won't let you sub.
That's because you're probably on mobile. You cannot sub yourself. If you're on mobile, you could give the sub, but you can't sub yourself. I know that sounds stupid, but that's to the regular.
So so that sounds pretty cool. And checking in with the goltime really Waffles the cat here says, it seems like a bug. It's happening to other people, and people are posting up on Steam about it, so it does seem like it's a bug. Huh oh god geez.
Mariah Scary says SIM streams only get a lot of views if you torture a sim, you know how to do a cool build, or you're using a mod. Well, it's my first real experience. I haven't played a SIM game in over ten years. I decided to take a chance on this one because people ask me to.
So I don't know why you would be expecting that, you know what I mean? Like Todd Mwall says, I still have double the viewers. Smart guys, this is it. I at least he's absolutely dead.
It's a game bug, all right, philm The buck is called pig pretty crazy. Only three hours of game play. The guy's dead. He killed his own sin.
That's why the rabbit died. You can't even you lose her. You can't even keep a fucking sibyl live. Of course, his rabbit fucking died.
Exit Jesus, that's brutal, man. I'm not even gonna read it is so terrible at every game I noticed. This game is something else. I don't know.
Man, It's like I said, he was, like certain certain parts are are really good and other parts are just completely unfinished mess. So oh man, all right, well here's the deal. I played the game for four hours. An hour was character creation?
Right? Wait a minute, did it just update? Oh? I forgot my save to the cloud?
A film? But I'm not that big a fan of cheeseburgers, but I am a huge fan of So if we hit the goal, besides the overtime content that I have planned, we'll do an impromptu beer review. Uh and I no, I didn't get the beer for free, but it's a really good beer. And uh yeah, come on, guys, we're almost there, says Coody the Kid.
O seven. Yeah, we we are. We are nearing the goal. Don't don't make me be like Phil and a loser and not hit the goal.
I'm gonna have self esteem problems, you know. And besides, tomorrow, I want to be able to buy a Burger King cheeseburger without rooting through my car for fucking change. Man, I'm not rooting through my car for change to buy Burger King tomorrow. Audience members don't you want me to get a cheeseburger like a fucking like a man like you don't want me to be like digging in my car for change tomorrow, buy a fucking cheeseburger like this Clown's dense.
I refuse to do that, Coody the Kid, oh seven. Thank you for your kindness, god, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane.
Yeah, I'm gonna be able to afford a cheeseburger at Burger King tomorrow, and I can pay with like with dollar bills, not with I don't want to pay for a Burger King cheeseburger with nichols and dimes. Steve D eight three six y nine, with a kind of generous gifting of a true seekers membership. Praise the Cash member, Praise the Cash, Praise the Cash. And thanks to Stevie D's kindness, Stevie D eight three six nins kindness, Capital j just became a Praise the Cash member.
We are praising the Cash tonight, friends, and you really should subscribe because when kind of generous people like Stevie here gifted membership, you get you can win one, but you have to be a subscriber to win these gifted memberships. And Keita with two a terrible bikini p have to make this sycophant suffer haha. Suff a dark side, phil Suffa, thank you for your kindness, very much appreciated. Cash money, bitches, cash money hah.
Yeah, I'm not digging. Could you believe I'm not digging in a car for change? Double viewers on the semi off topic stream subject. I know the alien and the psychic Grifter streams bring in way more to suffulfill.
You're less interesting, David Wilcock. Yeah, you know we were getting remember when we were when we first started this phil arc, we were getting like a thousand or more live viewers, So some of it is dropped off. I don't blame people. This is this is pathetic watching this clam get these l's every week.
But thank you Todd mcswaede. I appreciate that comment. Right, Yeah, and Kei I feet picks next, please just kidding, just kidding actually on that Oh wow, you're oh her her profile pick? I missed this a terrible bikini pick to make the secophant suffer.
Haha. Yeah, well you should send it to me big so I could show the audience. Right, How am I supposed to show that to the audience, Ankita? Ha oh wait, I think I can.
I can go to your channel. Maybe I could blow it up now, maybe not, but well there's a bikini pick of Ankita. Nice. Nice.
Remember, Remember, ladies, there's nothing better to put a smile on a man's face than a bikini pick. I encourage, I highly encourage all women. Take those bikini pics, post them, send them out right, that's a good thing. Praise the praise the bikinis.
Praise the bikinis. Allelujah. I can't wait. Summer is coming.
And even at the cabin near the lake. Near my cabin, there's plenty of bikini clad women all summer. It's nice, right, And yeah, I'm married, but I can look. I'm not dead, you know.
I always tell my wife and Kita if once in a while she catches me looking at it, you know, like another woman in a bikini or something like that, and I always say, hey, listen, relax. They get to blow up the tires, but you get to ride the bike. Honey. You're the only one that gets to ride the bike.
Anybody can blow up the tires. Oh, let's go back to where where where are we at? Okay, let's go back here. In three hours of Phil Burnell, he's dead, out of nowhere with no explanation.
Phil Burnell died from working one day and it simulations. Leave it in your hands, guys, ever more in joy or not? All right? What do you want?
Thank you? And you want more? What I would do is I would make a brand new character. It wouldn't be me this time.
I would just maybe do uh, you know, let's do some randomized and actually never and go from there and then to another city. I don't want them to be at the seaside. I want to go to like either the major city the other part, see how it and and see how they do in another part of the map, because there's apparently different things to do, like recreation jobs, all that is completely different in the different parts of the map. Soasingly I thought it might help the suffering cats.
No, absolutely, you let me know. Determined again, that was awesome. You know it could be sometime this week maybe that we'll see. I just received a fifteen dollars tip.
Rest in peace to zoy side. Phil. Yeah, I don't know. I guess he's done.
I tried to play he's dead. I still don't even know what happened that he didn't explain it there is that he had a full life with friends and family. No, he just what happened is that Phil is so allergic to work that even in a simulation, if Phil is forced to work a real job for one day. He would die.
He would literally die. Could you imagine Phil like painting a house all day for eight hours, or you know, construction or anything that required actually, you know, some masculinity. He would he would curl up into a ball and cry himself to death. Just started.
He literally just started to live, and you killed him. He's so upset about this, So fifteen bucks. Be nice. Be nice to the ladies, Arthur.
You gotta be kind to them. Yes, so at least tonight, I appreciation and let's talk some zeal whether or not you guys, I would. I would. Character, but it deefinitely unfinished and his problems.
Why did my character die in three hours? Loser? Well, I think obviously that's going to be an entertaining video. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it and I will.
See you all right. Good, So maybe for moreton zoy, depending on what you say. So we'll go from there. He is holding out for the third chance.
All right, fills a real blue car, folks. Well, he sits that is going to be children's video games all day for tonight's streams. Loser, h here we go. Let's hold on one second.
Oh god, so bright? Oh my face. Yeah. I don't know why, but he's going back to his old Uh what is that like Connecticut condo with all his junk and shit all over the place.
I guess that's a picture and he's green screening it. He wants to feel like he's back in his glory days where he could afford to buy all these stupid expensive toys all around him. And okay, why is everything he like for children? Right?
I mean I like some stuff like comic books and you know, but I have adult male interests though. Outside of that, it seems to me like everything he likes is for eight year old children. He played an eight year old child Nintendo game the other day. He likes wrestling.
He likes wrestling cards, and he loves looking at pictures of sweaty muscular men. And he likes watching sweaty muscular men grope each other, you know, and it's he likes teenage mutant ninja turtles and shit like it's pretty it's pretty weird for a forty plus year old man to be into all of those childhood things. Still, right, he can't knock up his wife, so he became the child himself. Oh yeah, he doesn't strike me as a very virile man who would be able to impregnate a woman.
First of all, you need a good sperm count for that. He strikes me as low te And we know he's low TA because he's got man boobs. If you get man boobs, that lowers your testosterone. In fact, you're getting man boobs because you're low tea.
Yeah. Yeah, he legit was man and his trading cards had hot women on them. I know he's gay. He's definitely gay.
He's definitely got homo vibes. You know. He likes all this kiddie shit like an eight year old. He loves looking at sweaty pictures of men.
He spent thousands of dollars to pull to, you know, buy digital pictures of Hulk Hogan's all sweaty and muscular. Right, that's gross, right, watching buff men? Yeah, yeah, Mouppin Piven says he sounds more and more like Charlie's uncle or almost done through this one, and I got another one. For you that's gonna be it for tonight's streams, How did you enjoy earlier today?
We had major progress in Sweet Coden one more streaming. It looks like we'll beat it, maybe two, but someone said probably one stream is the finale, So there you go. And in Zoid tonight, I enjoyed. I don't know why I died because you're looking.
But what sucks is, like I said, this. Just sucks a video game. We hit the goal. I was really, how was.
His job playing video games? And he's so fucking bad at it? You've had seventeen years to get good at this, dude, open. To hit the goal.
We had five straight streams that we hit the goal. We didn't hit it tonight, all right now? Now, yeah, And of course he goes on they don't show it, but he goes on to complain to the audience about not hitting the goal for that night, you know, as if the world's going to end if he doesn't get one hundred and fifty dollars a stream, right, He's it seems like he will be on a Lifetime Channel movie about him. It will be a touching movie.
Look at all the junk. Even back then he hoard it, threw away all his money on useless bullshit. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I got a friend that collects all that kind of stuff, Like he's got like Iron Man helmets.
Yes, Ryan, this is live. So he I got a friend and he collects all that kind of stuff and he wastes I don't know, like tens and tens of thousands of dollars. He's got like Mandalorian helmets that are like Hollywood level recreations, and Iron Man helmet and you know all those expensive Todd McFarlane like Spider Man and Venom figures and stuff not figures like busts, And you know he's got a whole basement full is you've got to have you had to have spent like a couple hundred thousand dollars on basically junk. To me, it's junk, but you know, to each their own.
Kuda the kid oh seven, hearing the call of the goal. We must be getting close thirty nine of fifty eleven more to hit the overtime goal. Maybe I'll pull a fill and I'll just hold the stream hostage until we get those other eleven. But thank you coud A Kid for your kindness, generosity and support.
Throw money at me, keep doing it. Throw more. We need to We need to throw just a little bit more. Review tech mongolia is is I wish I had that kind of disposable income.
Well, you know, men, you know that's saying men and boys. The only difference is the price of their toys. You know, some guys by I bought a corvette, you know, like now I just bought this electric dirt bike. You know, everybody's got their thing.
I mean, I can't really be rudge somebody, but it just to me, it seems kind of crazy to spend that much money on like figurines and you know, uh, Mandalorian helmets and like I'm not saying he has the Mandalorian helmet. I'm saying he has all of them. He has like the Boba Fette one, the Mandalorian one, and a bunch of the other ones from the Mandalorian series. It's wacky, you know, he has a whole collection of him But that's what he likes, I guess.
So you know, but to me, like when I saw when he told me how much that costs, I was like, holy shit, you spent that much money to just put this thing up on a shelf. And you know, he's very meticulous, though, I think he's a little ocd. He go, he like dusts them all and cleans them every week and wipes everything down, and it always looks it's very organized. Right, I don't see if I can't get a picture if I ever am visiting again.
All right, we're gonna get to are we gonna you want to check in with Let's check in with Phil's live stream. Is it still live? Yes? It is.
He's got a whole one hundred and sixty people watching. Let's go over there. See I got any better? I think it's just as bad as it was though.
Oh and let's check on his money. We'll pocket watch him, you know how he pocket watches me. I like to pocket watch him. But it's in a reverse order because I just look at his chat and go, where's the fucking money, dude, where's the support?
Where's the super chats? Holy shit, you got like none, And that's got to be like for a while, he's got no support, No donos. It kind of finished, which let me just go through. I don't he's not opening any cards.
He didn't even get to one hundred dollars and they've been live for an hour and a half. Almost, dude, you didn't get to one hundred dollars. And remember that one hundred dollars is gross. It's really like fifty after taxes, after taxes.
In the YouTube thirty percent two grown men hosting a sh show and they each only net twenty five dollars. Jesus Christ. These guys can work at Taco Bell almost to make this money. Oh, Muppet Pimpin says, I'm broke as f right now, but I'm trying.
Once I get back up, I'm gonna bless this channel. Hey, no worries muppet Pimpin. Uh and I'm sorry to hear that you're having a good time. So we're all gonna say, we're all gonna send money vibes to Muppet pimping, So of course he can send some of that to me.
Ha. God bless you and praise the cash in your own personal life. Don't worry about me, brou I'm good, and thank you for your previous support. I'm very stubborn with money.
Even if I have thousands of my account, I can't bring myself to pay for door Dash when I could just go drive and pick and pick up groceries. Yeah, I'm in the same way. I have never used door Dash, not once, never never. Thank you, h what up?
And Detective Bloor with two dollars says ten left. Let's go brokies. Thank you for kindness, Detective Blour, and we've got Cooty the Kid with another one. This is on behalf of Muppet Pimping.
See how that is. Thank you Muppet Pimping, and thank you Cooty the Kid. Oh seven, very very kind and very very generous of all of you, or both of you, I should say thank you for kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me. Today dangerously low, friends, it's dangerously low. Ha oh, thank you Muppet Pimpin and Cooty the Kid and Detective Blour for your kindness, generosity and support. It is much much appreciated.
It seems like this is not getting any better this stream here, but I've got plenty more material. I could go for another five hours, especially if there's beer involved. Right, We're going to do a beer review. And you know, doing a beer review is just so that I could drink.
I could say, well, I wasn't just drinking on stream. I did a beer review, you know, for the bonus content. I was reviewing the beer right, nine to go, nine more to get to the beer review and the overtime Detective Blour nine left. Let's go broke, eas, Let's go broke, eas.
Let's go thank you for kindness, generosity and support. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, they will never be too powerful for me. Thank you, Detective Bloor.
Oh my god, let's go back to the snoozefest. That is smart. Guys got one hundred. And sixty supers and she always does that bake ship so to me, I think I just liked it and then you got flair.
She always has to like get her words. I'm banned in his live chat. Just you know, let her talk was really nice. It might actually it might actually.
This is terrible. Let's to other content that I have that we can do so this is great. DSP gets utterly embittered after demanding eighteen hundred dollars on a single stream and getting less than one hundred dollars. So here's what happened, and this is my opinion, but I'm entitled to it.
So Phil knows that all of his dents are on disability checks because they're all mentally you know, they're all disabled. That's literally who watches Phil is mentally disabled people. And he knows it's the first of the month. So he comes up with a great plan, and that is to ask his audience for eighteen hundred dollars because they just got their checks.
And if all of these dents that just got their checks just give him like one hundred bucks each, maybe eighteen of them will give him one hundred bucks each, and he can basically rob a bunch of disabled people. Great job. Tua Agent, with two dollars, says, maybe DSP can have Wilcock as his co host next. Yeah, that'd be something.
And thank you for kindness, generosity and support, Tua Agent two four seven Egyptian Princess, no message, just five and one for the goal. Thank you for kindness. Both of you. Throw money at me, just throw it, just keep throwing it.
I got bored of throwing Phil pennies. That was kind of a waste of time. I did think if we could get enough people too, then he would like melt down on his show. But I don't think he's even watching that, so who knows?
You know, Oh, wrong, wrong video? Here we go. I owed the state over five thousand dollars. I owed my tax attorney over five thousand dollars.
All of that money that was phantom money that didn't have got charged to my credit cards and completely and utterly maxed out any remaining. Credit man eight more to go, guys. Yeah, if we hit nine hundred dollars of support by the end of this stream, that's right, this stream I'm on right now. So if we raised nine hundred bucks on this stream, all right, I will shave my beard.
I'm not gonna shave my hair, but I will shave my beard completely, and we will have clean faced Phil with no beard for the first time since twenty ten, the first time in fifteen years. Who fucking cares? I will have no. Beard in my content to celebrate my return to Connecticut.
Yes, today, only this stream only, you'll have clean shaven Phil. No, instead of how about this, instead of counterproposing other things and asking for more, how. People want more than that for that kind of money? He wants to you just gonna shave your mustache for that kind of money.
That's crazy. So people in his live chat are asking for more, like shave your head too, and shit, oh that's something else. One second, I wanted to share something else. This is interesting from Frownie.
The today only story so far, probably missed some. My favorite is him still saying today only both times a day of twenty four hours apart. So this is funny where Phil like he does this thing, he literally is committing consumer fraud, Like this is fraud. He says, today only if you give me this much money, you'll get these badges.
By the way, I have to figure out how to give out the badges on Kick because there's many kind and generous people over on Kick. I'd like to give him out. I'm going to look into that. But anyway, he hangs these badges like a hanging carrot right in front of horse, you know, like chase the carrot, you stupid more on dents and he says today only today only if I get this much money, I'll do this, and then he does it the next day, today only until tomorrow, and then I'll say today only again.
Today only if you're over on Kick and you give twenty subs, I will give you both badges two for one deal, but only today. The deal is good on kick today only twenty gifted subs, you get the VIP and the OG badges. It's only good for today, twenty gifted subs over on Kick. If you gift twenty subs on Kick, I will gift you both the VIP and the OG badges in the chat only today, only.
Today, only today. The sub is the VIP badge, twenty is the OG badge and you can give badges to others today only today. I'm just today only today, will I give you those badges for twenty subs? What's twenty subs bucks?
I guess kick a twenty sub bomb. You get both the VIP badge and the OG badge for a twenty sob bomb on kick today only. Today, only today, friends, only today, will he give you that special deal? What a scumbag.
Let's go back to this shit. So here he is asking for nine hundred bucks to save his mustache and getting upset because people want more than that for nine hundred bucks. Oh about you just accept the deal and you support it. Yeah?
Wait a minute, maybe I should do that if I get one hundred. If I get twenty subs on kick, I will grow a beard. How about that? I will grow a No, I can't, honestly I can't.
First of all, my wife hates it, and second of all, it grows in so patchy, and it's gonna take forever to get a good beard. Going. Yeah, how about this? If I get oh, this is this is this is genius.
See if I get twenty kick subs today, only twenty kick subs today, and it's today only, I'll figure out how to get you all the badges. So you'll get all the badges wherever you know, vip and shit that he would saying, I don't even know how to give out the badges, but I'll figure it out. So if I get twenty subs, I will give that person who gives the twenty subs the badges, and then I will shave my pubes completely balled, and my balls. But I can't do that on stream, So I'll send you a dick pic if you want it to prove that I shaved my nuts and and my ball sack.
All right, if you get twenty kick subs, you have to wear the black leather duster. I don't have a black leather duster. Uh what can I wear? I've got a hat, I've got a I don't know, I don't know.
Uh yeah. But if we get twenty gifted subs tonight, if somebody drops a twenty sub bombo and kick, I give you my word of honor. I will shave my balls completely bald, with a big razor. Like first off, trim it.
I always trim it. I like Manscape. You gotta be manscape, gentlemen. Women don't like it.
If it's like my wife calls it sasquatch. You know, She's like, you gotta do something about the sasquatch. There gotta trim it up. So I trim it, but I don't shave it.
And the reason I don't shave it is because then when the hair starts coming in, you're like itching your balls in public. Right It's it's not a good thing. A haha, but thank you? H what up?
So twenty subs, I will shave my balls forget about them. Who cares about a mustache. I'm gonna if I shave my balls, I'm gonna be itching for a full long week when that shit starts growing back, don't touch me, I'm crazy. Show us lunch meat.
Steve dangles some balogney says touch me, don't touch me, I'm crazy. Yeah, well I got some lunch meat. We could do a lunch meat sandwich goal, but that's kind of lame, right hah. So let's get back to Phil begging for nine hundred dollars.
And you know the reason he's doing this on the first of the month is because he knows that's when his moronic disabled dents some people call them wheelchairs all get their disability checks. He's trying to steal money from disabled people for nonsense. And since you're new to H and R, oh god, one second, ah here we'll get through that. It's funny.
There's a commercial for getting your taxes done. Ah yes, yes, thank you. Don't touch me, I'm crazy for your kindness. Well, let's face it, all so money talks.
Money does talk, and thank you for talking to me with your money. We appreciate it. All right, We're gonna see him beg for this nine hundred bucks. He wants that nine hundred for the switch to and a couple of games that he will complain about having to stream.
Is that what it is. Yeah, brave browser already says muppet pimpin. Yeah, I'm on it. I'm gonna do something about that.
I promise see for the For my other shows, usually I'm much more prepared and I just mirror, I download the video than I uploaded to my own YouTube on monetized. But I just don't have time sometimes to do that to get what I offer. Because you're not getting anything else. I received nine hundred dollars, you received shit.
Well can I get this too? Will you do this too? Will you do this? No?
No, because you didn't even support anyway. I'm not giving you anything. I'm going to give you what I said. The deal is for nine hundred bucks to support on the stream.
By the end of the stream, I will shave my beard completely off and I will order both Minecraft meals and we will do the Minecraft esp tries it right now on Boxing Bowl, checking out two different collectibles and all that live on this very stream. What a big spender. He's gonna buy two McDonald's Happy Meals again? Why is he always doing things that are for children?
Are they happy meals? Are they children's meals? Or are they just a meal deal? Either way, that's pretty gay.
Like, give me nine hundred dollars and then I'll go get McDonald's and you people can watch me stuff my face with it. And you know why this works because a lot of Phil's audience are such fucking total loser morons that they don't have money for burger king like that, like that PWR loser. So I guess they can live vicariously through Phil. And even though they can't afford a fast food meal, they can watch Phil get a fast food meal.
Right, And still it's just bizarro world. This is a bizarro world we're in. What are you gonna do? I'm not gonna sit here with just for men brushing my fucking beard on stream?
Who cares? U'se a shit? I'm not a fucking fashion model, right, I'm gonna shave the beard live on stream? How would I do that?
Exactly? You want to? You want me to? How would I do that?
Wouldn't be able to see myself shaving? And where's the hair gonna go? Yeah, he's a moron. You see yourself in the obs, you dumb ass, and you use obs to run your show.
You don't need a mirror. This is what a moron he is I'm gonna shave in the bathroom and come back. Oh, he's gonna shave in the bathroom and come back. And what's going on?
Man? He's complaining, I'm not gonna People were saying that his beard. I think in that other clip his beard is graying and why don't you get the just for men out And he's like, oh, I'm not gonna do that. Well, you're obviously doing it on your head.
There's no way that his beard is that gray. And he's not dyeing his hair, not there's anything wrong with that. But like right now, if someone did a nine hundred dollars tip, and by the way, it has to be someone I trust, because if I get a nine hundred dollar tip from someone anonymous, I don't know they could charge it back. I don't believe that shit.
But if I had, you know, some contributions came in, they add to or subs can't be refunded. Superchats can't be refunded. Right if I got nine hundred dollars support. All right?
Uh boy, call me astro. He was asking for nine hundred dollars this stream and the next day received over one thousand dollars in subs on kick by an account who never chatted in his streams before. How funny. Yeah, he's faking goals.
He's faking goals because he knows he's a loser and he doesn't want to be humiliated by PPP and Andy Worski making fun of him. He's not really hitting these goals. A couple of times I've noticed that somebody with zero chat history comes in his chat and just gets him over the hump right at the end of the thing, right, h what up says he can manscape his face. His facial hair looks like pews ha ha.
Call me Astro. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and of course for helping us to praise the cash. Well, let's face it all, so money talks. Money does talk, and thank you for talking to me with your money.
Very very generous, and we are at seven to the goal. We're gonna make it tonight. I feel it. I feel the generosity.
I feel people all over the world who's got a big, fat wallet, a fat of wallet than me, and those people want to lighten their load and give that burden of all that money to me. Haha. Praise the cash, friends. I would literally go leave for five minutes, shave my whole beard off, and come right back.
No, I'm an electric grazer. I'm gonna use electric grazer. I don't have a street blade because I can't use a straight blade. I've told you guys, my skin is so sensitive.
If I use a street razor, my whole face swells up and just becomes painful and agitated. And then after the fact, all the pores become infected and I get a ton of acting. It's disgusting. I tried to save the straight razor.
I can't save with a grown up man razor. My face is too fucked up. I'll get I'll get the pimples if I shaved with a grown up man razor. You know when I first started growing a beard in high school and this kept happening, and I went to the dermatologists and he is, yeah, you have like ridiculously sensitive skin.
Like, for example, right now, let's say I itch on my on my cheek right here. If I actually just rubbed it like this, I would get a well on my skin. I'm gay. I'm gay.
I'm good. So we're currently two bucks of support. A look at that thirty two dollars. Now he's gonna start.
Now, he's gonna start the board meeting. Look, we only got thirty two dollars so far of support, and I what a loser. He asked for nine hundred and they gave him thirty two dollars. Oh, whoa man?
That is? That is rough. Your goal was nine hundred and you got thirty two dollars after the U that's like twenty dollars. Man, after YouTube and taxes, it's like twenty dollars he made for the whole street.
Loser, loser, you could have made more money at Taco Bell. They pay like fifteen bucks an hour. You could have made like thirty or more. We're not doing very good pacing here to hit nine hundred bucks.
And look he's fucking snapping at the audience, right, he's snapping. He's snapping at the audience saying, you guys gotta give me money, give me money. Come on, you losers, you fucking morons, give me money. He's snapping at the audience for money.
You guys, aren't you gotta pick up the pace? Guys, you're not giving me enough money. What a fucking begging loser. Huh, We're not on the right pacing to get this the face shaved and to get the minecraft ESP tra Well, where we go again.
Jeez man, some people have their ads cranked up to annoyance level maximum. And I promise I'm gonna do the I will. We won't have this issue again after this week. I'm aggravated with it, and I'm aggravating with getting messages about it.
All right, one second back to it. Oh, here we go, Here we go one time only offer that we will do it on this stream, and I will never offered to shave before. I will never offer to shave again. I don't trust his one time offer.
Remember what we just saw. That's why I played that one first today only today only today, only today only. He does it every fucking day. What a liar, what a scumbag.
Today only time only offering to shave if we get nine hundred bucks on this stream. So we got to make it happen. We're gonna start dropping the hondas. Ah there is using PPP and Andy Wirski talk.
That's there like term for hondos. But while we're at it, who's dropping hundos on me? Fuck you, Phil, You don't need the hondos. You'll spend it on stupid shit like watching MS muscle men in a children's wrestling game and spend thousands of dollars on that.
You don't need the hondos. I need the hondos. Fuck you, Phil, who's gonna drop a hundo right now? One hundred dollars?
Super chat right now? Boom, who's gonna do? Whody fucking cares? Stop that ship beaver bother with a dollar fifty two?
Can you shave one centimeter of your beard so we know it's not April Fools? No, stupid, I told you it wouldn't matter if it was April Fools or not. For nine hundred dollars to support on a singular street and not even marathons the regular stream support, I would shave my beard. Why would not?
Like I said, it's not like this is he could make something so sacred it's never it's gonna go back. I don't think he's. Do that ndred percent. I would do it.
We can't make a woman club now VR over on kicks, you go shirtless like R to you all back you right, all right? But the way it works is you contribute and then I take the shirt off right, that's what RTU does. So if you get me to nine hundred dollars, actually, no, nine hundred dollars is just for the shape. If you get me to eighteen hundred dollars, h double the goal and we get eighteen hundred dollars today, I will take my shirt off, live on string.
There you go for eighteen hundred dollars. Look at this shit. So first he asked for nine hundred and they only give him thirty two to shave his beard. Now he's asking his audience for eighteen hundred dollars, and I just want to say that that is to me, that is cringe worthy.
I would never well, I'd never say never. Like what if I needed eighteen hundred dollars to get out of jail, I might ask for In that case, I would ask for a PayPal donation or something. I don't foresee that ever happening. But you know what I mean, ever say never.
But Jesus, the balls on this guy. What a freak show? Yes, the balls on this guy one thousand dollars. He better pull dance.
Well, you know what's funny? All right, Well, one of the bonuses tonight is going to be is going to be worth it. So if we hit the goal tonight and we're only a few away, we're gonna do the beer review, We're gonna do the overtime animations of Dark Side Phil, and then I'm gonna share with you the dancing stripper girl intro to the new Kick Only show. It is fire And for those on aware, I'm starting a new Kick Only exclusive show.
It has nothing to do with truth Seekers. It's a completely different show concept and it's called the Internet Insanity Circus. We're gonna be starting that in a couple of weeks. Things turned out to be much more complicated than I remember.
I have the stripper layers done, I have stripper breaks where dancing stripper girls will dance in between like bumpers, and I still have to film. We have this whole layer of crazy with this show. There's these puppets and they look like children's puppets, but their foul mouth and they curse all the time, and they talk about banging whores and doing coke and smoking crack. I think it's a good concept.
It's basically crazy, Like I'm just layering on the crazy. So yeah, I will show you one piece of the new Internet in Sanity Circus tonight, if we hit the goal, Muppet pimpin says, I'm doing a Muppet thing. Yeah, I grew up with the Muppet Show and that's one of the things that got me interested in puppets, Sesame Street and the Muppet Show. Right, Jim Henson, God rest his soul.
He was a poet and a prophet. He really really was a talented man, and he's sadly missed. I'll take my shirt off. Nobody like him today.
Let's get to tier one. The Tier one goal is nine hundred for me to shave. Let's do that first. Okay.
He takes and takes and takes. It's not just the audience, it's his family. It's his parents that he takes and takes and takes. Took money from them, and he promised to get a job.
What takes and takes and takes from me. No, I'm not shaving my eyebrows. I keep telling you guys. If I'm making an offer for something on a stream that's.
Not for nothing, but for nine hundred bucks, I would. I would save my eyebrows for nine hundred bucks. Fuck it, don't grow back. I can pencil him in for.
A few weeks. There's no let's let's change the offer. Let's add to the off, or let's attract from the offer, or let's edit the ice. There's an offer, support a certain way, and I'll do something or turn that's it.
You know when we were kids and somebody would pass out drunk while kids, I mean you know pardy age, somebody would pass out totally drunk or high, we would just shave one eyebrow. I think that's worse, right, you just shaved the one eyebrow, because then that leaves them with a terrible decision. So I just walk around for like three weeks, which is one eyebrow while the other one grows back in? Or do I shave the.
Other one off so I don't look like a moron with one eyebrow for three weeks? Oh yes, show us your moves, right, Mappa pimp and said on my twenty first birthday, I went to Chico. My friend shaved off my eyebrows and colored the back in. Oh yeah, I like the one eyebrow though.
The one eyebrow is something because then they have to choose what they're gonna do about it. Ha oh man, good times, right, let's get back to the nonsense. So he asked for nine hundred. Now he's asking for eighteen hundred.
He's going to show his man boobs, his moves and shave his mustache. H I'm shaving my eyebrows. I'm not doing dumb shit. It's what I offered earlier on the podcast.
Appreciate you very simple, I'll be show. We subscribe for thirteen months, said fill your boring. Thank you very much for b show. I appreciate that, thanks very much.
As we killed neck Lord, we're on to the next part of the story. And here he is playing an eight year old, an eight year old's game. This is literally like games like my eight year old plays. Let's get some support.
We haven't. We'll have one contribution since I started playing the game. Let's hit it again. I hit the goal every single time we played Sweet Codin.
It's allowed me to keep playing this game at length. And people said, hey, would you play the sequel this year? And I said I would. We can continue to support, we can keep the people coming out and engaging in supporting.
So let's hit that goal, all right, shall we? Oh, let's hit that goal, friends, Let's hit that goal. Let's hit that goal. We still need seven to hit our goal, but Phil needs eighteen hundred and he's at thirty two.
So I feel better about our position here than his position. Right, I totally feel better about my position here. Let's do it. Oh wait, well, I got to check in with his with his live stream.
It's still going, and I'm just scrolling through the chat. I don't see any superchats. I see no superchats. He did this whole night and might have made forty bucks.
Gross. Right, let's let's flip over there. See what this is? Fab This red Naomi.
I don't care about that face. Athletic. No, you could see Phil. He's on television, right, he's.
Rocking in his chair. He's very he's watching that live chair. He's not listening to this guy. He's watching the live chat going.
Where's all the fucking super chats, where's all the gifted subscriptions? Where's all the fucking money? I didn't make any money? And if he did check his PayPal, he got my pennies.
Bitch, we showered the pig with the pennies. Shower this pig with pennies. Now you see it week to week, I'm gonna go with Bobby Lashley. The Oh god, it's so boring.
I think this would have been a much easier question if we were talking like. He's down to live viewers. This dude has been doing this on YouTube for seventeen years. He can't crack two hundred live views.
Jesus Christ. All right, let's go back to the other thing that was more interesting his This wrestling show is like watching paint dry or grass grow or something. It is brutal. Okay, are we done here at KICK?
I don't know. You guys tell me. We do have a few supporters on KICK. It's just not a Oh, you're absolutely right.
I didn't put the chair cover on Holy crap. But anyway, you know what I was gonna say about KICKI is we do still have supporters on KICK. They're just not nearly as plentiful as it used to be. You know, it's difficult.
I'm you know, I'm only do into stuff for gaming. I'm not doing drama contact anymore. Oh. You know, there's gonna be people who are here for that people who aren't, And it's gonna be different.
It's gonna be vary. You know, every day's gonna be a little different. No, he banned so many people and Kick people can't even donate it if they want to. He's getting nothing.
He I watched a couple of his streams and he didn't get one Kick sub. He's been on there like eight I think like eight or nine months, longer than me. We always get at least one. Some days we get a lot of support on kick.
Some days we get zero. What can I do about that? Nothing? Right?
Dj oh c film hej just did a five dollars super jet. Thank you so much. That was the first contribution in two hours. Oh my god, this loser streamed for two hours and didn't get one contribution in two hours.
He didn't get one. I don't know. Yeah, this is why I titled tonight's broadcast the Downward Spiral of DSP because I'm here to tell you friends, it's gonna get worse. This is just the beginning of the downward spiral of dark.
This is gonna get much worse. Coody the Kid oh seven LFG. Yes, Yes, praise the cash, Praise the cash, cash money, bitches, cash money. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and big ups a lot of support from you.
Tonight. I appreciate it. The end is near. Beware with five any money through PayPal shows in my bank.
The pennies didn't go through. Did a quarter and it showed out of my bank. Pennies were no. Go Oh well, I don't know.
It said that I could send them through with my PayPal funds, not my bank, so I don't know. I don't know if they went through. Maybe it has to be a quarter. I'm gonna find out for sure, and we'll try it again.
But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yes I am, because I'm not a loser like Phil.
Two hours for five dollars, Dude, you literally could payanhandle outside of a fucking supermarket and make more than five dollars in two hours. Why don't you just put on some dirty clothes, grease up your face, right, and you don't even need to you're greasy enough. Just go down to your local supermarket and sit there with a sign that says, please support my wrestling game addiction. Right, you'll get more than five dollars.
You will get more than five dollars. Lose or loser alert trolley troll troll with five Do you suppose Phil's wife has a giant. Or you know, I don't know. Well, they're usually about oh yet, last night we were talking about this girl that had a giant gina.
Look, giant ginas are a thing, you know. So this fake psychic girl was always saying that men didn't the men, the men's dicks weren't big enough or something, and but the truth is, it turns out that the dicks weren't the problem. This girl, this fake psychic girl, she's got a giant gina. Sometimes women just have a giant gina, and no amount of dick is going to satisfy a giant gina.
You can't even touch the sides of a giant giana. Sometimes giant ginas are really that's a hazard, especially if you're a single man. You don't know she has a giant gina. So you get in there, and then you get in there and you're like, God, damn, she's got a giant china.
It's like a total waste of a woman because she can't You can't get off putting it in a giant china. It just doesn't work. You can't even touch the sides. But that you trolley troll troll.
Well, let's face it all, so money talked. Yes, trolie tul troll. Money talks, and thanks for talking to me with yours. And where are we at?
We are at four to the goal for more and we'll get the We're gonna do a beer review. We're gonna do some DSP ancient archaeology with these old animations that are pretty funny. And uh yeah, I'm not shaving my balls though, because nobody gave the nine hundred bucks. Wait, I gotta check PayPal.
If you're If you're gonna send the nine hundred bucks for me to shave my balls, send it in PayPal, don't send it on YouTube. I'm not giving up thirty if I have to shave my balls. I'm not giving YouTube thirty percent of the ball shave money. I'm just not gonna do it.
And DJ and DJ said, well, not really two hours. It was like an hour and a half. He says, oh, an hour and a half. So still you could have panhandled for more than five dollars in ninety minutes.
Broll, I'll be able. Foolslops. Someone will give you a fool today. I don't know.
I'm not a big fool guy. I don't like getting messed with because I already have enough stress in my life. Quite frankly, I don't really. He's got stress in his life.
This dude wakes up and he plays video games all day? How and he never leaves his house? How fucking stressful could your life be? You just play video games?
Dude? Why? And he added stress? You know, it's like when you've been messing with so much last and why is extra messing?
You know? Oh that's a shame, Anika, I was a guy that acted just like him, brought to you by God and personality. For a short time. It was like being with an adult toddler that did nothing for you and blame you for everything.
Yeah, yeah, he what can he do for a woman? You know? And Keita, let me just stop this for a moment. You know, there are some men, and I know some men that they purposefully get very very weak women.
Right, Uh, those are weak men. He's a weakling of a man. He's like, you know, middle of the pack. If he's anything like he is not an alpha male.
He can't handle a real woman. Look at him, and there's a lot of men like that. They just have nothing to offer women. You gotta do a few things for women.
You've got to be a good provider. You got to make them come like a racehorse. That's that's almost more important than a good provider. Because I've been broke before, but I made up for it, right.
You gotta you gotta, uh, you know, be an asset to that woman. If you're If you're not an asset to that woman, she's not gonna stay with you. She's not interested. You don't have things to offer.
Sorry to hear that and Keita, but there's some there's some real effeminate loser men out there. I feel bad for single women. No, here's the truth about Kickchat. I didn't want to ban anyone in kick but these idiots because I decided to plit with the casino decide, Oh, we're just gonna troll Phil every day.
We're gonna spamish chat non stop. It, you know, trollish things and emos to whine and could play because he did it on purpose, because you know, you're such ballsuckers. And I'm sorry I said. I wish that people could say, all right, listen, I like them.
I like Phil I watch balls and then not try to troll me. But they were just sitting here doing it every day. So I had to take control of the chap. There's nothing I could do about it.
You know. It was two weeks ago. I remember Who's a Ballsucker trying. To do a fighting game stream and it was a complete nightmare, Like I couldn't even play the game because people were just sitting there trolling like idiots.
It's like, what are you fucking. Can't people have free speech? You just let him and ignore them and play your game. What do your positive content?
He doesn't have positive content? Positively boring, you know. So stupid. You don't understand.
I'm not gonna let you in my night dreams. And uh it's a shame because he was getting support on kick but it was from it was from Keno people, and after the split, they're not giving him a fucking dime ever again. So, like I said, tonight, tonight's episode is titled the Downward Spiral of Darknight Phil, and I'm here to tell you it's totally just begun. This is gonna get worse and worse for him, all the supports drying up, the money he might have to get a fucking job, and that he would die after one day.
I guess I really had no problem with people using emotes or nothing, but they just had to be dumb and spam and ruin it for everyone. You know, that night I got a ton of complaints. I just came to watch play fighting games. I had to put up with this nonsense, and like, yeah, I'm sorry, you're right.
You shouldn't have to put up with this nonsense. It's really dumb. I did nothing for as I did everything wrong. Can you read my dead And you know I never had any intention of doing kind of any kind of serious moderation with kick chat, but the stream and no one can have fun, that's what happens.
And again was it me? You know I had It's like. And all of a sudden that day it all come in my chat. You were the one something that crazy step, not me.
I was having a good time rolling with it. But you know, so now all the people who used to be in there are gone, and it's their fault because they're the rules and made it that not a fun place for anyone of anybody else. But we still have some good chowders in there. This is that it has to be for good games and stuff, and right, you know this is a chill game.
This is only for his audience, this style of game. You're not going to get a lot of active people in there for a game like that. Yo. Uh yeah, and uh, I want to recognize this comment.
Up says he could be making so much money from people hating him if he wasn't stupid and start banning people patrolling him. I know he's got such a bloated sense of self importance and an ego that he can't stand somebody, you know, make in front of him and his life. I've had people come in the live chat make fun of me. I don't ban anybody, say what you're gonna say.
The people that are my supporters in the live chat usually take care of it because they far outweigh any trolls. We've had a few, but not not bad repeat troll troll. This is the road he took and pursued. Now he's surprised by the destination.
Yeah ha ha yeah, and can you read my deadpan it's your fault kick chat that DSP lost at a fighting game and quit. You did this kick apologize? Now, how do you blame the fucking streaming location for why you suck at a video game is beyond me. The funny part about all of it is DJ Trump is still in there.
And DJ Trump, if you remember, it, was one of the first people who I did actually ban like two months ago, and everyone in the kick chat who is his friend get angry at me and they did. That's when they started meming with the stupid smoking pepe emo or whatever. They're like, let him back. One else got everyone else's band but him.
Pepe means he couldn't let people do. Pepe means he's the only one who he got all butt hurt like a bitch. Remain bro. That's pretty funny when you think about it.
He was the first one to get the band and he's the only one who remains. All right, we're at sixty or eighty four. We want to keep them ment him going. We want to do dsp tries it by the end of the week McDonald's Minecraft meal.
We looked at it on the podcast. Right, let's hit the goal. All right, let's do it. Please, Let's hit the goal and thank you guys.
I'll be back soon. Let's continue, all right. The problem is all the work that I put into this, this, this entity. This it's not a business.
It's because it's not I don't own a business. I don't legally own a business anywhere, guys. Let's get to the halfway point, right now, let's get to the halfway point, all right. Someone, let's get a twenty dollars contribution, hit the seventy five.
Then we can at least have it be downhill. Oh it's downhill, Phil, You're definitely going downhill. Bro, listen to that. Let's back that up.
He's going downhill, friends. Then we can at least have it be downhill downhill from here in Chat or Kipper maybe. At this point, he has streamed for like two and a half hours and he's only at fifty bucks. And like I said, after the YouTube takes thirty percent and taxes, he just made like twenty five bucks.
He could make more, Phil, you can make more money working at Taco Bell, you loser. You can make more money at Taco Bell. You know three four subs. Let's get it in there, all right, Welcome to my board meeting chat today.
We are going to talk about the profit margins that you guys need. Yes, let's get halfway where seventy one. Let's get to seventy five. Then, like I said, it'll be downhill and we can hit this goal again.
We have hit the goal every time. Let's believe that I have played, so let's hit it in today. All right, let's do it manager, all right? Any degree would keep God damn man, we're almost through this.
That's got to be the last Dad, It's gotta be alright. Uh yeah, it's gotta be the last one. And we are counting down to our goal for remain four more to the goal. Four more superchats, four more superchats.
They have to be teel or higher. I think that's five dollars or higher. So four more and we will uh oh forty seven. We are at I missed that one.
I didn't see it come through yet. Oh there it is. Coody the Kid O seven four nine and one for the goal. Yes, can you read my deadpan?
If Steve doesn't hit the goal, it's your fault. Kick chat, why you make a so don't make a suffer. Throw the money, Throw the money. Go on, take the money and run.
Coody the Kid is the MVP of Donos tonight. Thank you, very very kind of you. I appreciate it. Oh, I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Haha? Phil gets upset every time somebody sends me money. Those goddamn detractors.
They're giving Steven two. Those goddamn detractors. Phil's pocket watching me by the way, and he knows like hah. He said to somebody, we have like an acquaintance in common.
He said to somebody, those detractors are giving Steve five times the money that I get in one stream. Yeah, yeah they are. Fuck you, Phil, you loser. Haha.
Call me Astro with one for the goal. Let's get a super chat chain going. Oh wait, I missed it. Oh we had the four ninety nine from Coo to the kid.
There's another one. Another one for the goal from uh cou to the kid. Oh, Evan, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Throw money at me.
He's been throwing money at me all night. Thank you, Coop to the kid. And we have called me Astro with five and one for the goal. Who says let's go, Yeah, let's go.
That means we're one from the goal right now. We are one from the goal right now. But thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support of the show. Well, let's face it all, so money talks.
Yes, money talks and call me Astro is talking right to me with his money. Ah, that's my favorite conversation. Yeah repeat troll. Troll says, Oh, man, that must be really bothering them.
What a pathetic joke of a man. Yeah, we are only one Uh oh wait did we get there? Yes, we have hit the goal. Thank you for the kindness, generosity and support.
Yes, yes, praise the cast, betchaz, praise the cash, praise the cash. We've hit the goal. Thank you all for your kindness, generosity, and support. H what up with the goal hitting?
Super Chat says I need that money. I need that money. I really really do I need I need that money. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Perfect. Yeah see that, Phil, That's how it's done. How many times did I beg?
How many times did I breade the audience and complain? Right and all and listen, all I offered was a beer review and a little bit of overtime. Right, I don't have to stuff my face with shitty fast food. The end is near.
Beware sent you a penny via PayPal and a quarter. Did you get it? Oh, I will check. I will check them.
We'll know the answer to the penny mystery. Can you send somebody a penny on PayPal? It? Let me send them.
I mean, I don't know. Let me check my PayPal. And also I did, I did initials JB. I got the penny and I got the twenty five cents.
Yo, I'm twenty six cents up on the world. Oh oh, look at this. Look is there any financial information on my paypaler I have to worry about? No, Yo, this is funny.
This is the pennies. Beg beg beg, I said to Dark Side Phil. Then I said, get a job, you fucking slob. Then I said, get a real job.
Then I said beg beg beg beg beg. Oh God, that's funny. All right, we're gonna continue with the we'll finish this one off, and then we'll get to the overtime content, which I'm I gotta find the pizza. The pizza mid level manager video.
Thank you, The end is near. Beware and praise the. Cash cash money, bitches, cash money. All right, and uh oh, we've got one from Todd mcswoll, Phil's co host, tonight has methmouth tis teeth.
Also just realized this Phil is so self centered. He didn't put up the guy's name anywhere on the screen. That is something else, isn't it. That is something else.
He didn't even put the guy's name on the screen. Oh, he's just a dent that gives him money a little only. Besides, only a fucking loser would want to be on a show with Phil on purpose except PPP. Let's not start a rumors.
I know that PPP did that so that he could fuck with Phil. It was like it was like a psychological operation on Phil. Psyop. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Haha, so much money. Thank you Toad mcswoll for your kindness. Okay, we're gonna finish this.
I can't wait to show you this dancing stripper girls thing. This is really good. Let me see how how long that is? Though I have to add it here, I don't have it.
I don't have it in my deck like set up to play. But I can. I can add it very quickly, I think. Let me see how long it is.
It's two minutes and thirty seconds. That should be enough time to grab to grab the beers or not beer. We're not having a beer. We're gonna review, We're gonna I have to drink at least six to tell you what I really think of this beer, right haha.
He doesn't even get paid. He does it for free. Yeah, he's not giving any of this money to the den. And besides, he only made he only made like fifteen bucks or wait, he made like forty bucks so far.
I've been monitoring his lat Chat. Ooh, somebody gave him a whole two dollars. He's gotten one two dollars super chat in like the past hour. Oh my god, the downward spiral of dark Side Phil.
One two dollars super chat in the last hour. That's what he's got. Somebody's telling me that, and I just verified. I'm scrolling through.
Look at this, he's gotten one two dollars super chat in like the whole last hour of the show. What is he up to? You think? Like?
Is did he did? He crack fifty dollars? Yet? I don't see him opening any cards.
He didn't open any car. They didn't even crack one hundred dollars. What a loser? How long has he been going?
Almost two hours. He's been going almost two hours and he can't crack one hundred dollars. Suffer, Phil, suffa bitch. It's gonna get worse.
It's gonna get worse and worse, says the downward spiral of dark side. Phil continues, and. I'm here for it. God, he's gonna need a job.
He's gonna need a job. Friends, He's definitely gonna need a job soon. He's not gonna be able to pay his bills on these pennies. Right.
Oh, let's go back to him crying for eighteen hundred bucks. Over an hour left on the stream. I hope you're enjoying. Guys.
We're just about halfway to the goal. Can we get halfway? Right now? I mean four bucks?
Someone just do four dollar contribution. Let's get halfway. Then we can say all right for the last hour, Well you go downhill and hit the goal. All right, but let's get right now.
Let's get four block tip or super chat or something quick. He can't get the seventy five dollars after hours and hours of streaming, right, but he's calling the he's calling Ashton Triple p a loser. Right, Look, I hit my goal. You had to beg to do it.
It doesn't matter if your goal, if you got to beg like a fucking crackhead for hours on end. Are you okay? You have a constant frown on your face. When you laugh, you sound like you're in pain.
Not everyone is exactly the same. I don't know if you're he has resting bitch face. Anybody ever noticed a bell of this. Not everyone looks the same, not everyone acts the same, Not everyone sounds the same.
I don't have a constant frown on my face. That's just my face. And when I laugh, I'm not in pain. But thanks for the two dollars tip.
But I asked the course. It's unacceptable. He just he just bitched at somebody who actually gave him the two dollars. Nobody gave him two dollars.
He could plain and look, he's, you know what, somebody's clipped a bunch of times where he's like falling asleep on his own show. He's he's literally falling asleep on his own show. He's a USA archive. Yeah I heard about that.
Agreed with Nintendo inane new price software prices. So now we're at seventy four. Who's gonna get us over the halfway point of this goal, right now, come on, let's get over to this, to the that way, we can say it's downhill, let's do it to God, just too down and says, here's a dollar, because you still think that money is the end all and be all when it comes to life, You'll find out the hard way. And then I have received an incredibly generous twenty five cent tips, So obviously someone's trying to mess with me.
So I'm not going to read it. Guys, he's not going to read the quarter. This dude is streaming for fucking quarters. What a loser, literal home stretch of the stream.
We have hid the goal every single time we played this game up to now. We're like twenty hours in and we're nearing the end of the game. We're near it, we're closed, all right, We've hit the goal every time. Oh again?
Really, jeez, God, I hate YouTube sometimes, all right, The Deep Friar says some real brain rot Phil agreed with Nintendo's insane new software prices. The Deep Friar, how much is are the games? Because my son has a switch and his mother usually buys him, you know, whatever he wants or not whatever he wants. But you know, every once in a while he'll ask for a new game, not often, and he he gets his moneys, our money's worth out of his games because he won't start playing a new game until he beat it's the one that he just got or whatever.
But one time he said, oh, I want to get I don't know, some kind of Donkey Kong World or something. I don't remember the title. And he said, oh, you know, could you buy me that game? Dad?
And I don't know. His mother was busy or something, so I took him to Walmart and I was in sticker Shock. I was like, wei games or seventy dollars for fucking wei. I was expecting twenty the deep friar.
So how much are they charging for each game? Nintendo? How much are they trying to get? Okay, can you read my deadpan?
Nintendo made a console that literally is nothing but micro transactions and DLC and DRM. I suff of people who want to own their physical media. Is suffa Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like this.
You know, like one game that I love, well, I don't I haven't played it in a long time. But I was playing DC Universe online and I pay, and I pay for all the DLCs, but you know, someday they're just going to drop that server. And I mean, I've that game. I probably put two hundred dollars into over the past five years for the DLCs and the new missions and whatever.
When that server goes down, I will never be able to play that game again. And that's not to me. That's not fair to me. That's definitely not fair.
Oh wow, most of the games are going to be eighty US dollars Jesus christ Man for one copy and they got to be selling millions. Man, I invest in Nintendo if they want eighty to ninety dollars for switch to games and you got charged more for wanting a physical copy. Yeah, that is crazy. Eighty to ninety.
Fuck Nintendo, and I saw, didn't they have a live stream and everybody was going lower the prices, lower the prices or something like that. Like there their chats are getting overrun with people complaining about the Yeah monos, smash bro is like seventy bucks, Like what the f Yeah, what are you gonna do? Oh, I forgot I gotta get past that one moment and we'll continue the roast. And we've got the bonus content.
We're gonna have a good time tonight. Absolutely. Oh Jesus Christ. Commercials are fucking killing me.
Man. Never he ever gets the ones that you can't skip and it hurts your soul to watch the whole thing. Right, that's what I just had to do. All right, I will recover.
So we got just a few minutes left of this and we'll get to our bonus. Fifteen minutes left on the stream. Can we hit the goal? Eat sixty seven bucks?
Who's gonna drop a sixty seven dollars tip? Who's gonna do a bunch of sums or a big super chat? Bever? Bothered to a dollar tip?
I want to support of another viewerships in to make it happened the most of you ever tip is like two bucks. So just to forewarn everyone, if you think that this guy's gonna like match what you do, he's not going to do. But then you be bothered for that. So now sixty six to go.
I agree. That's the only games I buy. No, nothing's coming in, guys, don't think we're gonna it really sucks. I really enjoyed having, you know what.
I'm so behind on games like I can go to gog for twenty dollars and buy a game that'll keep me busy for a month. You know, And I don't game very much. I used to before Kids I was in I was really a gamer, But after Kids, man, I just didn't have time to keep up with it all. You know, Uh, Nintendo, some of those games do take twelve hours?
Right? Yeah? Where are we at? Here?
There we are this entire time that we played this game. It's been a cool thing to say, hey, every time we're playing a classic RBG from my past, that people actually supported it in droves. But I was always wondering how long it was gonna last. Oh, poor Phil isn't gonna hit the goal, And I did.
Not I think it would last the entire playthrough. It sucks. I wish he did, but I guess that's reality. Nicholas says, I will play the remaining amount if you stop begging and play the rest of the game and just keep playing the game.
Well, like two minutes. Here is somebody he's actually read it out loud. Somebody said I'll pay the remaining amount if you just stop begging and play the fucking game. You los her now here He's going to justify the bad game here, he's got to justify the begging, right.
So it doesn't really work that way, does it. You do realize the reason that I am doing it is because I didn't hit the amount yet, So obviously if I hit the amount, then I would stop, right. What a thing to say, What a silly thing to actually say. If I hit the amount, I would stop.
You ever noticed something else? He begs and begs like a crackhead, and then the minute he hits the goal, he turns the stream off. He doesn't even give his you know, you like Ashton said this on keynote, like you think if you hit the goal, he would say, like, all right, I'll stay for another half hour because we hit our goal tonight. Nope, as soon as he gets the money, he turns off the stream.
Three point fifty for a switch to, or four hundred for a stream deck that can emulate the switch to on more powerful hardware. I'm considering getting a stream deck myself. I like him. I never you know, I seen him online, but when I saw a friends in person was I was truly impressed.
Like I really like that. You know, it's portable, you can take it anywhere and then you know you can play it on a big TV. Right. I think you can play it on a big TV as well.
I'm looking into did you guys ever see those Neo Geo mini arcades. My son's birthdays coming up and we were watching I was telling him about Neo Geo and he was like, what's that that? I'm like, that was that? That was the console I wanted when I was a kid, but it was crazy expense, but I could never get it.
Steam Deck not yeah, steam Deck. So I told him about the Neogo and then I was thinking about buying one because when I was a kid, I wanted a Neo Geo console so bad to play all those fighting games, but I could never afford it. But then I looked on eBay. Holy shit, those things are like nine hundred bucks.
But they have a little one like a mini arcade that comes with forty Neo Geo games. I'm going to get it for my son. It comes with two joysticks and you could play it on a big TV. Todd Toad mcswoll says, I got a Steam Deck for my kid, played with it some and it seems very impressive.
Yeah. Yeah, my family used to sell Neogo's. I got a few. Really, you can email me if you want to get rid of one of them.
I would love to have one. When I was a kid, to me, that was like the because I had a Nintendo. But then I went to some literal rich person's house and this rich kid that lived there. It was like a friend of my father's family or something.
We went to like a barbecue in their house and they had like a million dollar house. But this kid had Neo g O And that was the first time I played in neog I was like, holy shit, my dick was hard. I was like, this is so much better than Nintendo. And I'm talking any s time, right, the end is near.
Beware, I am thinking of sending payment requests from old phil. Ah. Yeah, you just do that. I got the Arcade Neo g O MVS with two slots.
That's interesting. Yeah, I like Neogo was the bomb for especially fighting games. Right, Giving me suck, give me advice? What things you know nothing about?
Random? What were you saying, p p pu bitch in my chat? He was in my chat just a few minutes ago saying, oh, big piggy big guess what. I still hit the goal, bitch?
Isn't that surprising that people actually like me and want to see me play games instead of being a drama queen bitch to oh what are you doing in my stream? Don't you have a fucking life? See in my chat? Watch me play sweet Coden like you give a fuck, like you even know what that is?
Fucking pee brand anyway, because that is. There. He is there, he is right, and he is making fun of Triple P because, for those unaware, Triple P was in his in his live chat, like Ashton realized that he hadn't been banned, so he went and he said, beg, Piggy, I think Phil faked that goal. I think Phil didn't hit that goal because suddenly, out of nowhere, last two minutes of the stream, right, somebody came in came in and helped him hit the goal after he was getting humiliated by Ashton in the live chat.
What a dumb bitch, suff of Piggy Sufer. Yeah, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna I seem to have this problem lately with this animations. They just stop animating, right, why do they stop animating?
There? We go all right, Uh, I don't know if it's a buffer issue. Jesus. Sometimes I regret switching from stream Yard.
Stream Yard was gonna double my price, but I never I certainly didn't have as many problems with it. But it is what it is, and I'm kind of committed. It took the time to learn that already. You know, the day he got one thousand was sus.
Yeah. Yeah. And he can just read fake PayPal pledges and claim that he hit his goals just so he doesn't look like a loser. But how long is he going to be able to do that?
Right? He can't live off credit cards. You already burned that bridge, you know. So here's what we were going to do.
I don't have really a good let me see how long some of these are. I gotta take a quick bathroom break, get the beer for beer review, and then we will continue the festivities with the overtime. Thank you all for the kindness, generosity, and support. It would appear that we got some overtime, so I've got more time to share with you.
All Right, I don't really have a break bumper, so I'm gonna play this. It's pretty long. I'm gonna play this is one of my favorite videos. It's somebody clip together all of his cringey begging and it's like twelve minutes long.
I'm not gonna play the whole thing. I'm gonna go take a short break and get the beer for the beer review, and I'll be right back. In the meantime, you people have to suffer through dark side Phil's best or worst begging. You decide, all right, We're gonna get started soon, guys, and be great if you can support the stream tonight in any way.
It's gonna be critical that you guys support the content in whatever way that you can. Really, if I don't get support on these streams, it sucks because that means that you know I'm not making anything on the videos. If you'd like to support my final stream of the week, please do it in any way. I will give you a shout out last chance if you'd like to support the stream in any way, I would appreciate it.
Guys, thanks for being here. It would be great if you can support the stream in some way, but outside of that, any support would be appreciated. It'd be great if you could support tonight's stream. You've been asking me non stop for variety, so I'm giving you variety.
I'm giving you what you want tonight. It'd be great if you could support that. Okay, gout about an hour left on the stream. Please support the stream.
You guys have been asking me NonStop for more variety content. Guys, We've got about fifteen minutes left, Okay, any last minute support would be appreciate it. This has actually been one of my least supported streams in history. I don't know what.
Gives with that. Honestly, I will say this, if you enjoy it, consider supporting it, because, like I said, the stream did. We did great with super chats, but everything else is kind of dead. I'm really reliant on, you know, basically bringing in as much money as I can on streams, and if I have a slow time or whatever, it stresses me out.
I am completely out of money and I need to pay at least three to four more bill Today we really have almost no support at all. Guys, it would be really great if you can support the stream today. We have had a very slow support stream. I don't know why.
I don't like having this game be my lowest supported stream. Being honest, it's such a great game. You guys have asked for it for years I wanted to play it for years. It kind of sucks to know that this is sadly a game that people aren't really digging.
I don't know. We have another hour left, okay, I'm just gonna be doing stories. You can see. It'd be great we can get some more contributions.
In particular, like I told you guys at the beginning of the stream tonight, I really need help with tips right now. I've got my day off on Monday and then big bills coming up right after, so tips would be preferred today. Views don't really matter to me. I don't care if I have two hundred viewers on the stream for Prono Tigger Trigger.
I really don't. It's not a big deal. Prono Trigger did not get great support last night. I'm nervous that what's gonna end up happening is this game ends up being the slow game and it doesn't get support.
And what if there's a day when also the other stream I'm doing doesn't get support. That's gonna be a concern. I will be honest with you, guys. I would hope that you know there's some support tonight as well.
I didn't notice the last couple community nights that the support was lower than other standard streams I'm doing. You know, this is a service I'm doing just to you guys. I could easily be just doing ranked and ranking up. I did all that investment, so it'd be great you could support the streams.
Being very honest and heads up, I am really badly off financially right now, truly, incredibly just out of money, not even lying. I really need your support. Last time we played Amniza two days ago for the premiere, it was the lowest supported stream I had the entire year to this point. Thanks for everyone who was here, for the very few people who supported.
This was the least supported stream I have done all year. I'm pretty sure I don't think there's been a single stream where it's been this least support supported, especially for the attendant. Those streams didn't get overwhelming over reviewers the support. Shockingly, the support wasn't great because right now, as you can see, attendance is down, support is down, everything's down, And within two streams, people just lost interest completely.
People stopped showing up, stopped engaging like they're not even talking to me when I'm playing the game anymore, and definitely stopped supporting. Besides the fact that I got my daily contribution for one minute, man who's here pretty much every day to contribute, I'd be two dollars on the Stagnalles stream yesterday, you understand two bucks. I was getting more support on the Zelda streams. I was getting more support on the Diablo streams.
I got way more support on my Final Fantasy and certainly the street Fighter streams. I don't know what happened at this particular game. For some reason, it was the slowest night ever. I really have no clue.
You're telling me that a game that people were asking for for a straight month is literally the slowest support stream of the entire year, not the week, not the month, up until now in twenty twenty three, that was the slowest support stream I've had all year. That tells me something. As you can see, we have less than eight dollars in super Chat. We had two super chats totally less than ten dollars and two super chats.
Oh I'm sorry, greetings and salutations. I love that video. It's so funny to just see people like all they did. It is clicked together, his begging, but it's so cringe where you put it all together, right, h what up says the only time desp extends time is when he doesn't make the goal, So it's actually more worth not donating.
Plus you get him to cope and see about it. Yes, I heard Ashton and Andy talking about that yesterday. If you want to stream to go longer, don't donate. And then he stalls until he gets the donos, and then he immediately uses that last minute tip to call ppp out.
Sounds like a solid chance he faked it to save his ego. Yes, I believe. I believe that's exactly what happened. So I want to Oh, let me do this.
I have to add a video real quickly to my deck. Here add new upload new, I mean, hopefully it's the right one. I want to share with you a piece of the new show. Oh man, Oh wait a minute, Oh I got it all right.
So, oh, you know this might get me demonetized on YouTube. Oh no, we're far enough into the stream, I would think. I don't know. Man, those algos they can detect hot girls.
Did you know that the algorithm of YouTube if you have hot girls dancing, even if they're fully clothed, you could get demonetized. I did something like this before for truth Seekers, and our intro had these dancing girls and it was funny because they were like dancing with aliens, these strippers. I thought it was funny and the girls were fully clothed. But then I noticed that I got demonetized every time I used that intro.
So I don't care about the YouTube pennies, Like, yeah, we're gonna do it all right. So this Internet Sanity Circus, the concept is you're going to tune in and watch the craziest stuff from all over the Internet, the craziest stories, the craziest clips, the craziest bodycam footage from police, the craziest police chases, the craziest of everything. I've got guys getting caught cheating, women getting caught cheating. We've got a knockout, We've got knockout files, and yeah, we've got the Karen Chronicles, So all the craziest stuff from all over the Internet.
I anticipate two more weeks of prepping because I'm working on it extremely part time and it's taking forever. But we've got the hot stripper girl layer of the insanity done as of you know, well mostly done, and I've got to film the puppets. There's going to be these crazy puppets that are like dirty, and I just think it's funny. I don't know.
I've always wanted to do what looks like they look like Sesame Street puppets, but they're dirty, foul mouth like ghetto people, like white trash, trailer park boys kind of ship. I think it's gonna work. So I have to film those, and then I do a little bit more pre production on the bumpers and we'll be ready to go. But here's a here's a quick peek at what will become the Internet in Sanity Circus.
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Welcome to the Internet in Sanity Circus. All right, so there's a little bit of a preview. I know that's not really a content preview for what the content will be like, but this may give you some I don't know, glimpse into the show. I'm very excited about this because it's been a long long time since I sort of put a whole show, like a concept for a show and did all the pre production and I'm excited about this.
I think it's gonna be good. Let me know what you think in the live chat. Hopefully that doesn't get us monetized. We're far enough in maybe I don't know.
Kind of reminds me of that show Real TV in the nineties or those Fox World's Craziest specials. Yeah, it's pretty good. Can you read my dead pan? Says I love strippers?
Yeah, me too, man, this sounds like older KMFDM. That's funny. Yeah, I grew up with KMFDM, big fan of KMFDM. Every year they would come to Philly about once a year and I would go see them, and those are some of the best concerts and memories of concerts in my life.
And once I never met KMFDM, but I met Pig. And that's a funny story. This girl I was with somehow got got with Pig, and that Pig used to open for KMFDM and Skinny Puppy all the time, and somehow we end up on their RV. Right.
But then the girl was with me, but she was like hugging up on the guitar player from Pig, and she like he kissed her on the lips and she let him and then she just act like nothing happened, and I was like watching this, Yeah, but it's still fun memories. But fuck that girl. You don't go to a concert with a dude and then kiss somebody in the band that's playing. That's that's Oh, I don't want to say anything.
Farty McFly with two dollars. Add Dads Against Predators to your list of clips. Good idea, good idea, farty McFly, And thank you for that. KMFDM rocks.
Yeah call me astro Sofa Steve. Yeah, yeah that. And the thing is that dude was like, I mean, you know, I'm no Brad Pitt, but this dude was fucking ugly. He was like overweight and ugly and like literally like a stinky English guy, like a stinky drug add of looking mess.
But she was into him because he was on the stage that night and I wasn't. And I learned a very powerful lesson always be the guy on the stage. Right. Yeah, that is disrespectful nonsense.
All right, So we're gonna let me get over to our discord where people have been people have been kindly and generously dropping some funny old darkseide phil stuff and if I could get to it. Oh and then there's a Keino Casino classics. Do we which would we prefer? Keino Casino watching the Cup of Noodles?
Oh and I forgot I had another bonus thing I forgot. Let me add that one. I am ill prepared for this evening. For those that don't know, I have a whole bunch of stuff going on today.
I was doing paperwork for this new cabin well, finishing some stuff, and correspond, this one's gross. This is a good bonus piece though this. I didn't know that Keno had been following this for this long. But ha, this is the toilet grease.
Yeah, this is gross. So this is the Keno boys busting his balls because he takes grease from the kitchen and he dumps into his toilet. And I think that might be the toilet that now no longer works in his house. Don't do it?
Well, well, I'm age, please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't watch a clog up a bike. At least.
At least. It's okayato. It looks disgusting. Oh oh yeah, my trash like toilet.
Now the other thing. Oh, we have to find a blumber now the. Suffer toilet suffer, toilet suffer, toilet suffer. All right, now, let's see if we can find the animations here.
Where did they go? I had them in the discord? Oh I got him? All right?
Oh man, all right, let me share my screen. We'll get into the bonus content. This is some funny stuff. I'm gonna say it again.
I don't care what anybody says. The detractors are ten times more you know, creative than Phil. Phil sucks. He's boring, like, it's not fun to watch him.
It's fun to watch some of these detractors though, because they actually put time and energy and it's like an art form. Felting Phil right, and I'm here for it. Suffer. Oh.
I wanted to mention too, what channel this is from? This is dos Bro. Shit s C H I T T. That's bo shit.
Oh somebody getting an xbox? What the fuck is that thing? Man? Oh?
Hey, YPI, what's up as last nine nine six? How are you buddy? Asked? With all the boxes?
Oh boy, let me tell you, I'm gonna be making unboxing videos. All day to day unboxing videos. You mean like safety instructions for stupid people. Right, ah, man, I describe the contents of the box and experience the joy of a new investment, so you don't.
Have to. Ship. Dude, sounds like you've got a full blade though, Bye. Tell me about it?
People watch that? Oh yeah, quite a bit. Microsoft is briby. Easer for not saying nick things about the x.
Uh toad. Why do I spend the money? So? Why do I spend all that money?
Because? More? Trust me? I know that more I know.
This is crazy? Do you not any of us? Yeah? I'm gonna I'm gonna enter my all my songs.
I don't know if I can pick one. I guess it's just gonna burn my soul asunder. If you don't. Here's Phil micro Wave and a cheeseburger.
Wow, they put bugs in an alpha release? What were they? Thank you? Oh?
I started a right line. That's some nine body. Yeah work. He broke his fucking head?
Fuck? What is up? Everybody? Phil?
Here? Today we're on boxing the Xbox One. Let's get started. Oh that's a price.
Sound effect is priceless. Right, Wow, that's something else. Look at that. It's so nice and new and the best part is there's absolutely nothing wrong with Microsoft's products at all, except they didn't explain that stabbing the thing with another I would break it.
Yeah, the way to go Microsoft. He always blames everybody for his problems. Everybody else's fallow. Oh, come on a steamroller.
That is such a counterpick. Job. What a good job, right, de body? Idiopos?
All right, let me find the other one. I should have put them both in. I'm gonna go back to the discord. By the way, you should join a discord if you like these lad chats.
There's people in the discord twenty four to seven to chat too about anything. Oh, where are we at? Boxing? All right?
I got the next one? One second? All right, I will share this time instead. There we go.
Wow, it's the creativity of some of these detractors is just impressive. Like, fuck Phil, it's not entertaining to watch him. This is entertaining at least. Then it got to the point where I couldn't pass my metal shop class because I kept scratching my ass with a blowtorch.
I spent most of the class in the nurse's office. Turns out I. Had to exploit a bugged safety mechanic. How was I supposed to know to do that.
They didn't have. Played it to me? What you know the point of a play if that was to actually play the game? Right?
These make me feel old, says called me Astra. Yeah this is some older material. Notice had that point crop in on you? Well I haven't pressed stop yet, so yeah.
You shouldn't be. Just do some editing edited phil edited? Wait, you just said it bad? Why did you just say it bad?
No, Pheel, I know what's being said before, but maybe just this one. Film ed you fucking lazy sclub editing you lazy sub posting garbs. Guy's gotta clear up a lot of happy things. And for those who don't know, he refused to edit for years.
Slap every day or yes, oh you asshole. I don't care what the demon order says. I'm your boss and I say we do some editing. I don't wanna.
I don't want to edit that. You do it, lazy bump. Wait, that's not right. You had a good old day contact you know what, don't think so gerated?
Right? Okay, but can't you talk to him? I'm really busy over here. He looks busy, right, he really looks busy.
Oh, come on he died. It's unfamiliar. I can't believe he died in that game where he had to work for one day. Hey, guys, Jerry jump good.
Here was exciting two days ago. Oh yeah right. Let me tell you. When I first rolled up to the front door, I was covered in dirty.
After that, I took a look at the back door, and I just knew I was destined to move in on that sex jokes. Okay, so I was wait, there's more for one night only. I'll be throwing a housewarming party and you are invited. It's gonna have all the latest trends for us to take turns beating into the.
Ground just like my penis sick jokes. Actually, I can't. If you could kill me that, it'd be great. Five minutes by the shirt.
Don't forget to bring a friend. All my blogger friends will be. There too, blogger friends. I always gotta go back to dsp.
Oh boss, I guess who's on tour? No, no, Phil, it's Radio Ahead. Radio Head. He broke his head.
Oh what's the matter? You always like Radiohead. I couldn't even get a wood in with the guy because I'm just not getting along round here. Just go back tomorrow, try again.
Look, don't worry so much. Things will be fine as long as we're good with our pr Okay. Yeah, okay, I missed those days before all the clickbait. Okayay, he makes a quick radiohead because he's.
A great. God. Haven't burn it's like this morning. Very very good look man.
Yeah, well, look at all the software that he used to make this. And he's got voices from real people. This is a different error. He's got a writer mapping modeling lua.
Yeah, very very good delivery of Piggy suffer. All right, let's get out of that and uh yeah, what do we have left? Oh we have the beer review left and wait I have to check in with the kick chat as well, see if we got any more support over there. Thanks very much for the kindness, generosity and support of the Kick viewers.
Oh uh, we have a new subscriber on Kick, pig Riser, subscribe to over on Kick. Thank you for your kindness, Thank you for your generosity and your support of the show. Much much appreciated. Let's have a cash clown, thank you for you.
Well, let's face it all so money talk. Thank you very much. And tonight we had uh support on Kick from pig Riser from Bobo one four eight nine, Oh I missed Boba one for nine gifted a subscription, Thank you very very much. Also tonight we had Chester's invalid gifted one subscription.
Scuba Steve with the MVP of gifted subs on Kick tonight gifted five subs. Big support. Thank you all for your kindness, your generosity and your support of the show. Much much appreciated.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you for your kindness. Yeah, dos bochit does more work on these videos than Phil could even imagine.
Yeah, Phil is over faking subs and donations again, like it was going to be ending a drink the beer while shaving your balls. That could be possible or wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Yeah?
I don't recommend shaving your balls drunk or high even like you gotta be precise, you know, you gotta protect the f family jewels. But let's do this. We will. Well, there was something else.
Yeah, I'm gonna check in with the PayPal just to make sure we have nobody else left to shout out for the support. We got twenty six cents on PayPal I think we might have gotten something else. I don't know. No, we got twenty six cents on PayPal, but still we're praising the cash.
I'm twenty six cents up on the world. Phil is such a sad man, yes he is. Okay, so we'll do this. We'll do this beer review and then we'll wrap things up here.
Yeah. So this is something called garage beer, and I got to do some research into who makes this beer and where it's from and a little bit more. This is classic lime beer, and I don't know this. I don't usually like line beer.
I like Corona with line, but I happened to get one of these, and I wish I should have brought a glass. I'm sorry, I'm a terrible beer reviewer. We'll just drink it out of can like a Neanderthal. So I got one.
They don't sell this in a case. You can only buy it in a fifteen pack. It comes in like a twelve pack, but they give you fifteen and I'm cheap, so I was like, oh, three free beers and it's about the same price as another twelve pack I was going to get, So I got this instead, and so far I'm loving this. These go down super easy.
It's kind of light to me here, let me the line is there. Very good, but it's not super overpowering. Not long ago, at a friend's house, I tried bush peach beer and it was so peachy. It was like they just murdered the beer.
You couldn't taste any beer. All you taste it was peaches. So this one I like much more, much better. You can taste the lime, but it's not super overpowering.
Right, Yeah, what was that CBD one that sponsors You need that name again, Nama. It's called but you can just search for buzz Drops b u zz Drops. You'll find their website. And I gotta get going.
I have the commercials done, but I haven't run them yet. Honestly, I'm trying to figure out, like how do I work that? In Do I play one an hour? And I don't want to get annoying with that, But in order for that to be profitable, I have to run them more than once a show, maybe once an hour or once every half hour to get people over there.
But I recommend that. So this as a beer, I think very very good. I mean, it reminds me of Corona with lime very much but it's a little as far as beer goes, I guess a little darker, a little more hoppy, that's what I would say. It's a little more happy and beer flavored than a Corona generally is.
Corona to me doesn't really taste like beer, especially once you put the lime in it. But I like this too, because a lot of times I have corona and they don't. They're out of limes at the beer distributor, and I'm not going to the store unless you know. So when I do Corona, I have to tell my wife in advance that I need the limes, and sometimes I forget, and then there's nothing worse for me than drinking a Corona without the lime.
Right. I was at the cabin once and I realized I forgot the limes, so I had to Corona is not corona without the lime in it. Why not go right to Long Island Tease or whatever Long Island iced Tease. That's pure liquor, man, And they go down easy run the ads when the goal isn't getting hit fast enough.
That's good, good idea, good idea. Can you read my dead band, I'll do that. That's actually a good idea. So I don't know what I recommend this beer to friends and family.
I yeah, if you like beer and you like Corona especially, or if you like those other Corona variants, like I think land Shark is one, bud Line is one. I tried Budline before. I didn't like Budline very much. Land Shark's okay, But if you like the beer with the lime flavoring, I mean, this one's very good, and it's very cheap.
It's seventeen dollars for a fifteen pack, and it's four percent alcohol, and it's ninety five calories. For storm Crow, who was asking four percent alcohol, which means it's not too heavy. You know. I try to keep my beers to four percent because I was drinking these IPAs that had like nine percent, and then I would forget that that was that high, so I would drink like of them and then wonder why I was so fucking drunk as shit, right, And so yes, so store croats four percent alcohol, ninety five calories.
You can't be ninety five calories. That's the same as Miller Light or most of these others. Yeah, seventeen dollars for fifteen beers. I think that's pretty good.
In this economy, right? Can you read my deadpan recommends CBD two people. It's good stuff. Yeah, so comments are questions for me.
Please put them on all capital letters. Otherwise I'm gonna drink my beer. I don't really have much more to share. Oh, let me check my Twitter just to make sure.
I think I might have put some stuff to share over there, or I might have played them by now. Oh and pinned in the live chat. I forgot to do this. Look at this pinned in the live chat?
Is h Bombs in the live chat on YouTube? I didn't pin in and kick I'll try to go over there and do it. H Bomb who makes great DSP content. Of course he's a dirty detractor.
He is at eight hundred and eighty eight subscribers. One second, I'll share his channel. Actually, so he's helped my show by giving us content that we could use, and he's got great content. He's trying to get monetized over there, right, So, like, how many people do we have watching?
Or like three hundred or four hundred people are watching across all the different platforms were on. So he needs one hundred and twelve of you to go over there and hit that subscribe button, and if one hundred and twelve of you do that, he can finally be monetized. I'm told his watch time is very very good, but he needs one hundred and twelve more subs and we'd like to pay it forward and help him out. After all, you know, I've been very lucky lately and I want to pay it forward.
So please do go over and subscribe to h bomb. Actually we'll sample some of his content he makes. He makes these funny videos that turn I call it gay Side Phil, gay Side Phil, Suffolk Piggy. He's gay Side Phil.
Where the hell did it go? Uh? Yeah? Oh?
Here we go? Yeah, so this one's members only. I think dsp brates chat over low support rage quits? Is that?
Here we go? Yeah, so we'll watch one of these. Go over to his channel subscribe. Let's help him out, friends, pay it forward.
If you do the final thirty forty minutes here, we'll get a few more matches in thank you for chilling with Here we call duty along sweating Bullets, not really chilling. Uh So Season three starts April third or the six new map you not play against. It's usually the Gay Voice. Now it's a little kid's voice, and I think I like this better.
He's dead. Why not let me hold off until the new season starts so we could do new content that sounds good. Suff of piggies. Then I say forty minutes were left twenty minutes ago.
No, because they would have been almost an hour left. So no, I didn't say that. Stupid, he's stalling for dos al right? Is this simple?
All right? Half the people in the kitchen can't do that because I don't. All right, they're all remants of the casino, and they're all sitting here saying stop ar. They're saying, oh, you can't make money on aiming.
Ha ha, You only mean nine dollars an hour? Ha ha. So now, seriously, right now, those mother rally right now, the actual gameplay and not having to constantly ship on others to get ahead. You can still make a living, and you can still promote positivity on the internet.
So let's get some support. I'm sure. I usually I wouldn't say that, but I've had enough of their fucking models today. You know, they're actually start really.
Pissed me off with their toxicity and nonsense because they think some can degenerate on drugs, are running around making fun of people every day that for some reason that gameplay isn't valid. How about you kissed my. Don't little pieces of ship to be successful no matter what, and you guys could go yourselves. And now I die.
Excellent job, h bomp. So go over there and subscribe to a gamer. And it's like on YouTube, you drop one too, instead of being a jackass and trying to say that it's not enough when you did nothing today, right, how about that? But you don't be a jerk to your fellow viewer.
You're trying to be toxic. Don't be a jerk. All right, guys again, let's get to one hundred by the end of the string. Wow, you have to listen to their nonsense.
He's losers. He's all sucking sims, right. Ball sucking sims. All right, where do we get it?
We got too whole, We got him too whole? Subs right? Uh? Yeah, I hope out the fall is good.
Also, oh, this is ridiculous with this kiddie voice because he is like a spoiled, rotten child, so it fits him so well. I think, Jimmy jam how are you today? Yeah? The voice is so good.
Don't be Koala with another gift itself. Hey, you don't be Kuala. Don't be Koala. Let's get some more support.
Besides, don't be Kuala. I appreciate it. Don't be Kuala and their support. But guys, oh man, Phil, still.
The heavy lifting. Still get no super chest right, left, one or two more, Matthew, look at his chat. Where is the fucking support? Phil?
You've got no super chats, no super chats in your whole fucking chat. Not one? Oh wait, one two dollars. That's the same two dollars for the last time of my check.
Jesus Christ. Uh oh, here he's begging. He does the super chat. Phil's doing the super chat, beggar sampler and this one.
This is what he asked for, one of each kind of support. I love it. Yeah, Jade, remind me Tory to change the outfha. I'll change a girls outfit tonight.
Sounds good. Come on, so on YouTube, Let's get a super chat, Let's get a chip now. I'm don't be Koala. Come on, let's hit that goal.
If we can't hit the full goal, at least the. Next match. Okay, call of duty with that kid's voice, just like kids again. My camera just did it again.
I'm not even moving over there. Four. Hello, there you go by the way I got I need that money from the hospital and chat. I love fund match.
That's really bad, but thanks for five dollars. Hit there? Oh surprised. So we're three away from the hundred.
We aren't striking distance of the goal. But someone's gonna have to take advantage one of these badge offers that we're not hitting it. Did he even get to one hundred bucks on phil stream? Did Phil even get to one hundred?
I don't see that he opened the cards? Oh he is. Yeah, he's opening the cards now three hours in and they got a hundred bucks, which. Means you skip as I have no idea actually cared about the YouTube a revenue so long, because at that point it's just sure I benefit from it, but it's just like I'm not going to care about every ad.
It used to be I had no other income, right when all my income was only YouTube ads. I didn't have any crowdfunding NY then it was a big deal. Now it's like, I don't know, I don't know how anything works. They Beba's gifted another membership.
Revenue because it gets no you guys for that. I appreciate that the. Guests are being paid. Yeah, so last day, he want to hit the goals.
And get seventy five? Would be right now because this is the final match. We must hit it by the end of this match. Fa goals.
Phil is faking goals, Awnward spiral of film. He is faking those goals, man, So you make it. No, because I don't know if it's real or not. Because YouTube subs can be faked.
So no, YouTube subs can easily be faked. I can't do that, especially because your channel is only fourteen minutes old and I'm not a moron. So no, you have to tit or you have to do uh do it on kick. Yeah ever, notice too, he like bites his nails a lot on stream.
That's gross, man. All right, actual, last match, here we go. Who don't him again? What the fuck?
I'm already hitting You have my dead first? That game play. Sucking this game because the game is felted and felt it and felt it and felt it. Here's a professional video game player.
Boy, don't get off to practica. What come on? You know I've had a nove At this point, he got killed like three times. Four times in a row.
Any this shups just the last match, you know, and it it stops ash. It's not good. That aiming. Not get.
Well, that Sally couldn't have a final match that I could do. I did everything I could stop it from happening. It is all right, guys. Well it was a good stream regardless.
There's not much I can do about that. I did everything, and there's nothing you could do. You know, he didn't get into some of the batches, but you know I stayed late. All right.
For those who did support, thank you so much, says much for call of duty. It's pretty good. I wish you're going to hit the goal, but I'm not upset. Not upset at all.
Quick thank you everyone for watching you. Yes, yes, a thrill. Yes, good job, h Bom, good job. And all he does is, like you know, all he does is just filter this.
I guess eight hundred and ninety one subscribers. Come on, guys, how many of you haven't subscribed to him? Please go over there. It's pinned in the live chat on YouTube.
I'm going to pin it in the kick chat. I'll go over to the kick chat right now. We'll put it over in the kick Chat, go over and subscribe. He needs it's one hundred and nine or something one hundred and nine more.
Come on. If you guys like detractor content, he's one of the good ones. Man subscribe. Subscribe here.
I'll put it in the kick chat and do some shout outs while I'm here. We have Zoomer. Dylan is here, pot of Greed is here, The herb Gardener is here, Kale three seven Is that three seven eight or three seven? Be sorry, I can't make it out either way.
Welcome Zoomer, Dylan, pig Riser is in the live chat. Winners Soldier is in the live chat. Shout out to Winter Soldier. Cool Spot is in the live chat.
More Shoe is in the live chat, and I mentioned the herb Gardener, So welcome, and we have FF nine thousand also in the live chat. Welcome one in all kick chatters, and thank you for your kind, this generosity and support of the show. It is much much appreciated. Glad to see the kick support.
Tonight. We could check back in with the kick subs. We call out everyone, so I'm gonna pull a dark side field. There's only a few minutes left, guys, if you want to support, like, now's the time to do it.
There's only a few minutes left, and if you want to support, you have to support now because we'll be wrapping things up. We got James Turner seventy three hundred just followed the channel. Pig Riser just subscribed. I think we're all caught up.
Yeah, we're all caught up on the kickside. And yeah, so thank you for the kindness, generosity and support. Rage quit, yeah he rage quit, well, wage quit he didn't make enough? Right?
What happened to the PPP show? Didn't get canceled? The show with me and PPP. I'm still working on getting it together, and it's still not very clear whether P has time to do it.
This new show is called Internet and Sanity Circus. It'll be on kick dot com exclusive, and I'm hoping to have some co hosts. Maybe I'll do a tryout if P can't do it. But I'm not fucking taking losers, like you know, losers and sex offenders for co stars.
Right, It's like you all don't even want Steve to hit the hit the ball shaving goal? Can we hit it? Praise the cash well nine hundred bucks to shave my balls is I think it's a good goal. That's fair, like nine hundred bucks, because you're you're gonna have to if I shave my pubes, I'm gonna with especially with a big razor that close, it's gonna itch like hell coming in.
So you got to like try it and not look like you're playing with yourself for like two three weeks after you do that. It's dangerous, right, it was actually tech savvy. I'm sure would have scammed him via crypto already. Yeah, I's I'm surprised he doesn't have a crypto over one hundred miles away, don't panic grow organic?
Yeah, what a deal? Nine hundred bucks For nine hundred bucks, I'll shave my pubes and I'll even send a video of the person of my junk and all. Like. For nine hundred bucks, I will shave my balls and my pubes and my cock.
I'll shave it all, and I will I will Google drive the video of me shaving my balls to the kind and generous benefactor that pays the nine hundred bucks. Forget about. Nobody wants to. It's not it's not like shocking or salacious or a big deal to see somebody shave their mustache, and he's such an idiot he wasn't even gonna shave his mustache on stream like he should.
And I can't shave my balls my junk on stream, but I could send the video to the kind in general benefactor who gives me the nine hundred bucks to shave my balls, right, can we please not see that? Yeah, I'm gonna be the only one that will starting only fans, but you have to pay me money to keep my pants on right, ha, wax them and you won't have that problem, says Heather Birdie. No I tried that once. Yes you will.
Yeah, you still do. After it starts growing in, it gets real itchy, Like a couple of days after you shave or wax two three days, it starts getting itchy and you can't help it. So you start scratching your balls and people are looking at you like you're playing with yourself, but you really just itchy? Is hell down there for a couple of weeks.
It's dangerous as a man to shave your balls, right, fifteen hundred for no video that's right now eighteen hundred, so nine hundred for me to shave my balls and send you the video or eighteen hundred, and I won't send you the video of my junk, right. Yeah, So let's see if we can't get h Bomb some support. We got hundreds of people watching. I should have did this earlier, and I apologized that I did not do that.
H Bomb. I told h Bomb a couple more bumps and I might be able to get you over the hump. He's at eight hundred and ninety four subscribers now he needs one hundred and six more subscribers. And while you're at it, also go put True Seekers Clips one word in the search bar, and there's a new True Seekers Clips channel.
I can't even break five hundred over there. Everybody begged me for years, do a clip channel, Do a clip channel? Do a clip channel? I put so much work into this clip channel already.
Well, not that much, but there's thirty almost thirty videos there already, and they're all short format, like people have been asking for. Some of them we had, some of them are newer. We need to get that channel monetized so that we could praise the cash with our clips channel. You know, Oh, I'm not showing I'm showing the wrong thing.
Jeez ha ha. Oh no, oh, here it is share this tab instead. There we go. So this is the truth Seekers Clips channel.
We need to get it monetized. We have to get over a thousand subscribers. And I'm getting very frustrated with this because I knew it wasn't going to be easy. But Jesus Christ, you know, sometimes we have a thousand people watching the show.
How can I get a thousand people to subscribe over there? I don't know. Maybe we'll do a telethon one night, and the whole point of the telethon will be to get people to subscribe to the truth Seekers channel. Right great, But anyway, go over there and subscribe and subscribe to h bomb.
He does good stuff. So I searched the clip channel. It doesn't show up in YouTube search truth Seekers clips, truth seeker one, truth Seeker to truth Seekers clips. It shows up.
I can show you right now. It shows up if you search it correctly. Truth Seekers clips one word, true Seekers clips one word. It shows up for me.
Look here, watch where are we at over here? Truth Seekers Clips. I searched. It's the first search result truth Seekers clips one word.
And hey, if you're listening to our audio podcast, we love and appreciate you, but please do go on over to YouTube put truth Seekers or True Seekers clips if you haven't already subscribe to both of those channels. It really does help. Yeah, so you can find it. I get that it's confusing, though, So there we have it.
We've done our due diligence, and I'm going to bounce on out of here. I'm going to the cabin this weekend to ride that electric dirt bike all over the hiking trails, planning on having a great time. I have to do some cement work while I'm there, but you know, usually I don't hit it too hard at the cabin, you know, like I'll do a half day of work, like four or five hours, maybe six, and then I quit the work a little early and we have a little bit of fun while we're there. Link the clip channel and the descriptions in your live streams, and plug the clip channel during the stream.
The YouTube search is horrible, Suffolk Google search algorithm. Yeah, I'll do that. It's a good idea. Yeah, I will do that.
So I'll be headed to the cabin and every week I say, I'm going to try to do a stream from the cabin. But then every week I get very busy, but I do have an extra show for the week that I could do, So maybe Saturday, if I have the time, I will be back. Otherwise, I'll be back Monday at seven pm Eastern time. So we want to thank you kind and generous benefactors.
We want to thank you YouTube channel members, you Patreon supporters, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting Kick subscriptions, you people gifting YouTube memberships, you PayPal pledgers, you people buying me a coffee. We want to thank you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat? And I thank every one of those persons.
People who do that with the text, you know, reply every time I see it. So uh yeah, So we've done our due diligence. And you know what can I say? I think, just to wrap up the downward spiral of dark Side Phil, he's this close to the edge, guys, he is this close to fucking losing it.
He's got his support is drying up, He's faking hitting goals. That's my opinion that I'm entitled to. It looks like he sure looks like he's faking hitting goals. It's just ridiculous.
And so he lost all the kick support, he lost all the keynote people support. It's is truly the downward spiral of Dark Side film. And I'm here for it, you know. And by the way, I don't wish him any ill will financially or otherwise.
Well, I just wish that he would get a real job and do something productive with his life, you know. Child of God he is, so you know, he could do some amazing things with his life and his time here on earth. Instead, he chooses to beg like a crackhead beggar every day of his life. It is sad and it is pathetic.
But this is where we're at and this is where we find ourselves. So we've done our due diligence. That's all I got for your friends, until next time. My name is Stephen Cambian.
Good Night and God bless all of you dark corners of the night, secreted in from the light with Christian to screams, shadowing all your dreams. I'm flying open now. Truth you can't test. And go through the horse, crossing all your tru say guys, exposing the truth.
Truth, say, guys, come in for you. I'm coming the life. Open your eyes. Shadows try to hide, no place for them to bide, Like well, kiss the grew for fill what is.
Clunging from your fears? Tat escape the sears. Truth will hunch. You down, sat'll put your crom Truth, say guys exposing the truth.
Truth, say, guys calming. For you, uncom by. The lies, open your. Eyes so I find it open now.
Something can't disavow that goes through the horse classing all your onles. Truth, say guys exposing the truth, So say, guys, calming for you, I'm coming the lies. Open your eyes. Why are you not at the time?
Are you not at the time? This is not why you're hairs three
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Wilderness creatures come up to my back, long, so cute, so fluffy. I let him. It's so unhappy. In the air, door dashes lay ups lost my cake.
That coat has got me down. Mister Westcus is there, fool me. I give him a carriage. His tiny black eyes see through me to the sadness inside.
My wife takes care of him, but not. The way I do. Mm hmmm, why is she cooking? Why is there hair in this stupid.
Weed? Mister Skirls my only real friend. He hopped into my heart. He was yelling.
Mistercart was there? Acorday? I gave him can sided like this solve. Some the side scid.
Dark Side Phil is begin again. Why the hell am I his friend? Dark Side Phil is begging again? Why the hell am I his friend?
Try to take him far. But he's just a falling star. Try to take him far, but he's just a falling star. It's such sad, sad story.
He lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark side films. Such sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory.
It's the sad, sad story of dark side film. Dark Side Phil is begging again. When will he is begging ever? And dark Side Film is begging again?
When will he is begging? Ever? And try to take him. Farmer, but he's just a falling star.
Tried todn't take him Farmer, but he's just a falling star. It's such a sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's a sad, sad story of dark Side films.
Such sad, sad story, he lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark Side Film. What happened Bomb? It was old everybody.
And I thought we were being obvious. Hey, yeah, I thought we were as obvious as I mean. We were like literally try to get rid of the books. Like it's like like when you like you throwing what's that scene when they throw the rocks at the dog and old Yeller to make it go away ass or some ship like this, It's like, oh, we.
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So here we are tonight for episode seven of My pig Roast, And recently I was thinking this is getting kind of lame, but then more stuff happens. It's like the worst soap opera that you can't look away from, and here I am stuck in the middle with you. So tonight I have some special plans for Phil. I thought it would be funny because he gets so upset with the small tips.
If during Smart Guys tonight, we all tip him a penny and then we send him a message that says, beg, Piggy beg. I think if enough of us do that, he might lose his mind, like live on stream, because he's close to the edge right now. And you know, I don't mind pushing him over, right, push him over the cliff. So we've got a wonderful big audience already.
Tonight we want to thank some kind of generous people like Charles McDonald with a kind of generous five six Canadian make Piggy spiral more. Yeah, well, listen, everybody needs a hobby, right. Thank you for your kindness, Charles, and Chill Station seven says goal called bitch. Yeah, let's get to that goal.
Got a pretty reasonable goal tonight, considering how fat the Phil cash bags usually are. So tonight, though, instead of focusing solely on Phil, I thought it would be helpful if we talk about this PWR who thinks I'm the devil. I try to get him to come on, but he wanted a whole bunch of money. I guess.
Apparently he's a big star. But for those that don't, for those that are not aware, there is a big Phil fan, his biggest fan and it's really sad actually. Story. Oh and thank you Chill Station seven for your kindness, generosity and support.
We missed the Minecraft pig Feast. Yeah, d SP's fan p w R is a better streamer. But here's where it gets sad. This guy PWR is like literally illiterate and mentally challenged, Like he is not okay.
This guy, you know, he's little so and he's on psychiatric medications, and he lives with his mom, and he's thirty five years old, and he's broke, and he gives a great deal of his money to dark Side Phil and in fact, dark Side Phil is his hero. I think PWR, you need to get better heroes. By the way, I've got the snake shirt on tonight. I am the King Cobra.
DSP, you bitch, not you. So this guy PWR, it's it really is sad. This guy Gabe, he only had thirty six dollars or thirty seven dollars in his bank account on a certain night this week, and he gave thirty five of it to Phil. And then the next day he was hungry and he was scraping for change in his car to get like a Burger King cheeseburger.
And you know, we can laugh at this, but this is the sad state of this is Phil's fans, These are the people that come and give Phil money. They're people that are on disability checks. They're people who are not mentally okay, I've heard the term wheelchairs. These are Phill's wheelchairs.
It's a disabled audience. And this is why on the first of the month he started asking for big money. He's trying to take their disability or their SSI checks away from them. It's the first of the month.
The best time to hit the dents and get big money out of them is the first of the month. They just got their checks. And I truly believe that this is not unintentional. Baldo Barras at Baldo Butt on Twitter says this is legit depressing.
PWR gave philirty five dollars because Phil said he really needed the money. He wakes up the next day experience his post support clarity, realizes he gave Phil eighty percent of his remaining money and couldn't afford a meal from Burger King and had to settle for a single cheeseburger. This is where it gets at eaten in. This is where it gets eating in Mike so and by the way, a bunch of people sent me links to this guy when he was trashing me.
I thought it was like I thought it was like a sixty year old woman like I had no First of all, I had no idea it was a dude. Listen to his voice. I thought it was an old lady. Yeah, but this is a sad story.
The car And yes, I did get burger king, but it was literally only like a one single geese burger. You guys been watching dsp I watched last night's stream. I don't I donated about thirty five dollars. Oh, he donates thirty five dollars to film.
Yeah, and he only has thirty seven dollars in his bank account. HOLI the dentedness of it all. We got a dentiller, dentiler. Dentiller's dve for sure.
Phil. I just wanted to give him a little bit of positivity. His birthday's coming up. What's my favorite hockey team?
I don't like f and hockey, Dude, I don't like f and hockey. I hate hockey. Actually, all right, what's up the thirty five? Yeah?
I'm thirty five years old. Oh, you're talking about the money I gave you Bill? Yeah, because last night I wanted to give some positivity. And then I got on today or I got up today and I was freaking hungry, and I was like, man, I don't know if I should have donated that.
So this DENTI moron has thirty seven dollars in his bank account and he gives Phil thirty five of it and then the next day, oh, maybe I shouldn't have given him all my money. And this is kind of funny, but it's also sad because this is like a disabled man, you know, he's like mentally challenged and illiterate. But apparently he has decided that Darkseide Phil is his hero, and he gives a lot of his money to Phil. H went up with one for the goal and stand up stan Leyeran.
Here we have to say greeting's fellow non believers. Yeah, that's a good. Way to do it. Ah.
And here we have a hypnotad with two. He is not a troll, he's real, he's skin walks as DSP. Yeah he really DSP is his hero. And all I have to say is like, what kind of it must take a tremendous loser for DSP to be a hero to you?
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Do you know the only fast food place anywhere near my cabin is Burger King. So I have kind of been burned out of Burger King. I used to like Burger King. Then they got really I feel like they got crazy expensive and the food's not worth the money.
And then you know it's the only place. There's like a gas station and a Burger on the corner before you get on the highway. It's like ten to fifteen miles from my cabin. That's the closest space food.
So not a Burger King fan. I but I thank you, We'll use it for something else. Thank you p. Eighteen for kindness, generosity and support and praise the cash.
So let's go to this next piece of this PWR. Oh eaten in Mike, sorry, next one. I asked, no, she can't get burger King. So then the guy calls his mother and asks if she can bring Burger King home on her way home from work because he's thirty five, living in his mother's house and giving all his money to Dark Side Phil, so he can't even afford to buy himself burger King.
This poor guy, he calls his mother and just doesn't know. He doesn't mute the mic, and he's like, oh man, he's like arguing with his mother to buy burger King and she won't do it. As Yeah, I know it's stupid, man, because I am pretty actually hungry. I only had this.
I literally had to like get changed for my freaking. And literally. Through this car, the coupholder everywhere, this port loser Dent gives all the remaining money, or eighty five ninety of it, of his remaining money in his bank account. He gives it the Dark Side Phil, and then the next day, he's scraping for change through his car to get a burger, king single cheeseburger.
Trying to count his pennies to get a cheese closet. This is the quality of fan that Phil. Has, and that's what it is. This is Phil's fans.
And yeah, not for nothing, but come on, dark Side Phil. Give the guy his thirty five bucks back so he could get a fucking cheeseburger. You asshole, you're really gonna keep And by the way, you should know now, dark Side Phil, this man is literally illiterate and mentally challenged and on psychiatric medication. You're gonna keep his thirty five dollars, you asshole, you loser.
Give the kid his money back, right, And it gets better because now people have discovered this guy and they've gone and watched him, and they like him better than dark Side Phil. So now people are saying that in dark Side Phil's chat, and dark Side Phil is banning all of this guy's fans. And the funniest thing is is that this guy who just started a YouTube channel is beating Phil's numbers by a lot. Buy like one single cheeseburger and I was still hungry.
Dude, somebody asked, do I like Wendy's chili? Actually? Yes, if been do? Yeah, I did.
I did. Take Phil. He was saying he really needed support last night. And I thought I had more money than I did.
I think I only had like forty eight dollars or something. You're thirty five years old. Thirty five he's got thirty. In his checking account maybe, and he chose to give eighty percent of his worldly wealth to dark Side Pil.
Yeah, and this is where it gets sat. Come on, dark Side Phil, give the guy his thirty five dollars. Tip back. You don't need the thirty five dollars.
This kid didn't have money to eat. He literally didn't have money to buy a Burger King cheeseburger. Right. He had a scrape through his car trying to find money in order to get a cheeseburger.
Great, great dark Side film, screw food. Here is my dinner budget tomorrow. Thank you, Duco Ducos. Listen, I don't care if you starve to death.
That money is better off in my pocket. A praise the cash, Douco Duos, thank you for your kindness. Uh. And so I've got he got some other thing that's pretty good of him.
He is literally breaks down crying on one of his streams, and I'm he breaks down crying on one of his streams, and so here's what he's doing. He is, he is, he's got a stream that's titled Screw the DSP Detractors and this is the funny part. So he's dark Side Phil's biggest fan, and now dark Side Phil is banning his viewers from Dark Side Phil's chat because they're telling Phil that he's better than then. And this guy is literally I don't want to use the R word, but yeah, he's he's a little challenged, and he's still doing better numbers than dark Side Phil, and he is doing better like I think.
No, he's not doing better money wise. But it's kind of sad to watch this guy because the casino had it, so I don't want to replay it. But he did a whole stream and his goal was to be able to buy a Burger King cheeseburger meal, and he didn't get He did not get the money. He did not get to the Burger King cheeseburger meal, which is pretty sad if you're streaming and your whole goal is like to get ten dollars because you gave all your money to dark side Phil, right, But that is what it is.
So I have this timestamped at the like thirty five mark, and he's got me in this stream. He's calling this Lexi girl a career stealing whore. What was he calling me a coward? I'm a coward.
He's just out attacking everybody, let's listen. Taking a hit because of him being a very high risk contributor. But that's the thing. These young dudes, they have no freaking morals.
They have no morals, they have no values. They had like I have values. I have morals, and that's why I stand by Phil. You know, I know everything that you guys want to throw out, and I still stand here and I'm like, that's my guys, you know, there for me through so much, and that's why I get so so mad.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the chat really quick. Here. Chat's gonna make him cry. Somebody asked if I have given money to Phil, and yes, I have.
As I mentioned before, during the Twitch days, I did, but I had like three or four different accounts. So it's kind of the same with YouTube too, because the whole way you have to like have an email address to make a YouTube. Now you can't just as easily make accounts. So uh yeah, somebody's saying settled down.
Well, I knew I did. I knew I didn't want to come here and start yelling and screaming. But when I when I listened back yesterday to my video, I felt like I didn't really get across everything I wanted to say. I kind of just went into a blind rage and just started screaming.
I don't think I took a breath for more than five minutes in that whole stream. Okay, anybody who effan says they can't hear me is getting timed out because you're really you're really effing throwing off my concentration here. So anyway, so. People troll him and tell him his mic is muted, and he gets all pissed off and.
Upset to all you that support strangely lacks screw you. And it makes me sick too, because I think even duty Streams was celebrating her and you know, saying, oh, she's a she's a cool kick, she's a cool kick. Well that's kind of troubling, you know, to me that that all these detractors just run over to a piece of ass because she has dark Side Phil's name in her mouth, and that's that's all she's gonna be known for now, that. Girl, evil vagina.
We don't like evil vagina girl. I think it's bull crap, like at least for me. I mean, I think a lot of guys have said to me, you're you're also benefiting off off Phil's career. But I have no intention of making money off of Phil.
This is solely just to have a chance to speak openly, to come forward, you know, to say, screw all these detractors, all these YouTubers. It calls me a coward and a show. Everybody in his lad chat is your mic Co mutant. I can't hear him say that again.
I can't hear you. So half his viewers are like eight. Trollers, just slipping all the streams, you know. I think it's bull crap.
I think it's criminal, and I think it's immoral. Oh strangely, Lexo's my said pathetic life. I don't. I don't care what some f and horr whoa career.
I have no interest at all. I literally I just seen the picture. I went on Google and she's flashing the body and they in the underwear pictures and all this crap. So swims suit and what kind of Jesus christ Man never ever tell a woman that she can't wear a swimsuit and take pictures of herself in a swimsuit?
What are you gay? Why would you do that? You don't discourage women from taking bikini picts, you asshole? What are you doing?
You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us. Well means nothing to me, Like I said, I have, I've denounced my sexuality. I don't like men, I don't like women. I don't like children, as some of you are trying to put on gamas.
Nothing he doesn't want to bang children or animals like. It's the fact that he had to clarify, like, I've given up my sexuality. I don't like men or women. And oh, by the way, I also don't like children, like banging children or banging animals.
And some of you have suggested, oh my god, I don't have a sexuality. So I'm a lot more blunt when it comes to women than some others. And yeah, this strangely likes is just a grifting, penny chasing piece of crap whore. Wow, wow, jeez man, you know logic has no place in the mind of a dent.
Listen, PWR. You should know that she makes thousands and thousands of dollars every stream and you want to do this. This guy really thinks he's going to have a YouTube career. Oh, thank you, call me Astro.
I'm not up on all the lores, so thank you for correcting me. Call me Astro with one for the goal, says this thirty five year old recovering coke addict who lives with his mom. Has had his channel for five years and says Phil inspired him to do YouTube. Yeah, Phil's his big hero.
That's pretty sad, but thank you for informing us. So I thought his channel was relatively new. He's got a thousand subscribers. But five years, five years and he cannot get He can't hit a goal to buy a Burger King meal, So that's pretty sad.
I'm going to send the guy money. I'm going to send him ten dollars for a Burger King meal. Jenny Jenny U for z with one for the goal at praise DSP the King Trouser Snake Eater A thank you for that and putting a smile on my face. Praise the cash, and look at that we've got STEVEE D eight three sixty nine, who's already praise the cash member himself has gifted a true seekers membership, which is why you really got to subscribe.
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One for the Roadhouse King Burger, best piece of ass that pwa. Yeah, this guy actually said that the Burger King Roadhouse Pet Roadhouse King Burger was better than the last piece of ass that he had in twenty seventeen. And then he said, come to think of it, that burger is better than any piece of ass that he's ever had. Thank you, Thank you Inkle for your kindness, generosity and support.
And I forgot these well. You know, sometimes when I play these bumpers too much, people get annoyed. But we have a cash clown to thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Why did I spend the money?
So? Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more? Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. That is what it is. Thank you, zeb Phil.
The streamer consents, The donator consents. But isn't there some thirty five year old sperg who lives with his mom that you forgot to ask? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about it. If I knew that somebody was mentally ill and on psychiatric meds and they were giving me money, I would ask them to stop because I would feel a certain kind of way about that. That's just me, though, I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't or I would try to give the money back.
One time, somebody gave me it. One time, a long time ago, one of my viewers gave me one hundred and fifty dollars PayPal pledge, and then their car died and they didn't have the money to get the car. I gave him the money back to I don't want to feel a certain kind of way you know, but thank you for your kindness. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now. He has no money right now, and neither do I. So get those donos flowing friends, Chill Station seven.
He didn't say he wasn't into best reality so until proven otherwise, he's into bestiality. No, he said he doesn't like animals. Chill Station seven. But thank you one for the goal, Praise the cash, review, Dropbox USA, Screw Keno, screw Sputtering Quigg, screw that slut star, screw Steve whatever his name is, screw it's a gundam.
Yeah that's basically what his whole stream was like here. But thank you for your kindness. One for the goal, and we've got one from the Raven Christ. Dsp is essentially felt it.
He's still hanging in there. I remember what I said when this all started. I said he got to respect him a little bit because he's a survivor. That dude.
He just keeps begging no matter what. But thank you the Reven Christ for your kindness. We've got a super chat train going here. Cooty the kid with five Big ups everyone, Big ups to Cootie the Kid.
Thanks one for the goal. We've got air with one for the goal? How much for gas station? Showdown between sheets and wah wah, we need to see which half of the state will get madder.
That's actually a good idea, Era. But I you know what I don't like hogis I never have liked Togi's my entire life. My mom liked Togy's. She sometimes if she was feeling lazy and didn't feel like cooking, she would just get a couple of big hogies from the corner deli.
And I always hate it. That day I was like, ah, because I just don't. I don't know what it is. I don't like him.
I love cheese steak though. But thank you for your kindness, Era, we'll consider that. We'll put it in the suggestion Ben Sneedberger syndrome for pwr's burger king meet piece of a thank you for your kindness, and we have zero. The thing is, you don't really know if your own audience has done it unless they tell you.
Yeah. But now there's no thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. There's no he can't Phil can't deny that he knows that this guy's like a mental case and on meds and illiterate and mentally challenged. I don't want to use the R word.
Is Phil going to just keep taking his money? I think so? But thank you zero and everybody else for your kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please tip me today, dangerously low bank account. Yes, please tip me. All right, we got to try to get through this because maybe I should have started at eight. But we're gonna, Oh so tonight, we're going to be streaming.
We're going to be sniping Phil's Smart I stream and your pennies ready, because I think what would be great is if we all start paypaling him penny tips during smart guys. If enough of us do it, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind because he's gonna see all these tips coming in. But they're all gonna be for a penny. And I'm not sure, but I think the tips go right on the screen so we can really affect his stream.
Oh, let's just shower pennies on the piggy. Tonight, we are gonna shower pennies on the piggy. I've got a bunch of browser tabs. But you know what, then I realized that PayPal times you out.
So I've got a bunch of browser tabs set with where to you know, set up to start shooting pennies at him. I'm just gonna be nailing him with pennies, right, So get ready and I will get the PayPal address for where to send the pennies to. But don't do it now. Wait until the smart Guy show starts and we'll go go, and that'll be the same and we're all gonna throw pennies.
That's a piggy. I think this is a great idea. Just shower that pig with pennies and everybody should put the same message. Beg for those pennies, piggy, beg for those pennies, right, I think this is a great idea.
All right, he's gonna cry in a minute here. Somebody said, keep sending me nudes. Stupid and bitch he really doesn't like. That's just another one.
That's just another one. Some gen z private lined and gold Horn who didn't even know who Phil was. If it wasn't for Phil, she probably wouldn't be sitting on her ass making a dollar off streaming. Yeah, bullshit, she was making thousands of dollars before she ever entered the snort verse here.
You know, so she already was making thousands of dollars pwre She didn't need DSP to make money from like I did. So get those donos in. You know we did that groundbreaking interview. We keep feltering him every week like clockwork, right.
Learn to respect the originals. Feels an original? Yeah, original, beggar, loser, stupid bitch. He really doesn't like her.
I'm getting fired up. I'm getting fired up because that's the thing. If she had some kind of talent, she had some kind of relevancy, if she had something to say, you know, that would be different. But the fact that you know, she's so empty freaking headed, that, oh, this this loser, because you know, she probably thinks of her fans as losers.
He's giving me all this money and he keeps mentioning this DSP. So I'm going to check him out and then the rest of you, no life, no ass losers. I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack here. Just the people that give a hot bisexual chick money are losers.
But this guy gives funny phil. Just give me a second. It sounds like he's gonna have a fucking stroke. This kid, he sounds like he's gonna have a Oh suffer.
Pw Are there's much a gift for being a dead for Phil, asshole loser giving him your money. I'm so fired up. Oh god, I'm sorry everybody. He sounds like he's gonna have a strokes.
So fired up, I'm all dizzy. Man. See, this is what this does to be. Does to be.
None of you understand, you know. I just want to say, leave Phil alone for him being an original, starting the career, starting streaming. None of you would have made a goddamn dollar in your goddamn lives. And I think it's really about time that somebody really comes forward.
It says, f all of you, you're all here, this is what you want, your own pieces of garbage. Please feel alone. We feel alone. He's my real stroke life on over the ship anyway, he was complaining that they adjusted a psychiatric meds and he wasn't taking any ship from people in the chat because his meds are all wapped out.
Oh my god. Anyway, that's my thoughts on strangely, LEXI, you see it on the on the stream uh, showing off the body and that that's your character right there, that's your piece of trash right there. He really doesn't like that girl. All right, we're gonna fast forward to when he cries and almost has a stroke again.
Two major parts of my life. If Phil is a major part of your life, I feel so sorry for you. Dude, Go outside, dude, go outside, or do something with your time better than watch a loser beg every five minutes for hours. How many hours a day is Phil stream and every five minutes he's begging during each of those hours.
It is ridiculous. Exactly, lunch me f the casino. Screw them. They're gonna have no career.
They're literally going to spend the next month talking about dark Side Phil and then they're just gonna flatline and they're not. Nobody's gonna know who they are anymore because they have no career. They have no personality, like I don't know how anybody. Oh god, he really doesn't like those Kino boys.
They have no career, dude, PWR. You want to become a professional streamer. Better heroes, dude, because Phil is barely scraping by. Those guys make thousands and thousands of dollars a stream, no matter if you like their content or not, they have a career.
Unlike Phil, it actually sit at least with Phil, it's kind of relaxing. It's it's interesting, it's comforting. But Casino always just effin' bowl crap. It's annoying, it's stupid.
They're drug addicts, they're losers. They're a user. Boys are drug addicts. Now what.
Users I know. And then you get all these losers like the like I think Iron chef Sakai was donating to them, and they're making a big thing about it. Duty Streams is donating, acting like the biggest fanboy in the world. I think that's Efen bowl crap.
Yeah, I hope. I hope the Casino is dying. Apparently his mom doesn't let him say the F word. I don't give it more than two months.
I don't give it more than two months. Oh yeah, you know, boys, whole career will be over within two more months. By the way, this is weeks ago. They're still going, but they're.
Gonna not have any ideas. That's the thing Phil spoke about how bad the ideas were. So obviously if none of their ideas are working out. They had to go to somebody.
Hey, here's the guy who did build a career, who's he does have relevancy. Let's build see. Oh my god, Phil has relevancy. Okay, screw this Elaine Wells talking about an imaginary war.
This is efan bull crap. I'm trying to come on here. The chat comments are are awesome. P w R is homosexual for Phil, I have a serious man.
The casino is dying, no career. They make tons of money, tons of viewers. What does Phil have? This tard and his hundred conversation.
I'm literally like he's gonna have a stroke again. I can't breathe. He sounds like he's gonna have like a psychotic episode life on the stream. Oh, I'm getting so worked up and so emotional and noo, he's taking it seriously.
I'm trying to say I'm large and trying to say that I'm bowl crapping that I'm not taking this seriously. Screw you all are Let Phil shag your mom. If you're a fan, screw dash Farm. You're out of here.
You know what, I'm sick of this? Shall shagami fen character? Don't you to go pay for your next hour at your manga cafe. You loser.
Oh yeah, by the way, shall Shagami? You know, he's such a big deal. He's a big deal, But so is Phil. According to this guy strong like bull with one for the Goal says DSP would make more money as a legit panhandler outside of his favorite liquor store, and the walk to buy his daily didn't would be shorter.
Yeah, you'd be surprised how much those panhandlers make, you know. And I've seen some news stories where people go and they get dirty clothes on, and they go to the city and they sit in front of a high traffic area and beg with like I'm a homeless or whatever sign and then they get in their car and they go back to their suburban home. You know. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support, much appreciated.
One for the goal and Chad Wellington with two Is he having a stroke or stroking it? Yeah, that's pretty pretty gross. It is pretty gross. Chad Willington.
I just think that it's funny that he's Feel's greatest fan and now Phil's going to ban him. We have to help PWR get more viewers than DSP. He already has. That's the funny part.
He already has more viewers live viewers than Phil, and his videos beat Phil's numbers in views over time, at least when I looked at it. But thank you review Box USA for your kindness, generosity and support. We've got Steve d with a hamburger. Yeah, this poor kid wanted a cheeseburger, but Phil took all his money.
Nate Rivers quick fil fact. One of his sixty six thousand videos only have one hundred and fifty have over one hundred thousand views. He got the month's views he used to because he posted sometimes as many as fifty videos a day. Yeah that's a good point, Nate Rivers.
When you post that much, if you're good with SEO, one of them should catch the algo right. But thank you, Nate Rivers. Very informative and one for the goal. Chad Wellington.
Is this guy conjuring the ghost of George Floyd? Yeah? He sounds like he's stroking out in the middle of his live stream zep Hill with one for the goal. If it wasn't for the five years of streaming receipts this guy had, I would believe this was a troll.
How are people like this even real? I know, I thought it was somebody faking being Phil's biggest supporter at first when I heard it, and then and then honestly, the first dream of this guys that I tuned into, I thought it was like a drunk old lady. I've really thought it was an old lady getting drunk, talking trash that was a fan of Phils. But thank you zeb Hill for your kindness, generosity, and support.
Thanks to all of you guys for your kindness, generosity, and support. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? I have no money, no money, honey, Let's try to continue here.
We've got a few minutes before the real festivities begin. Get your pennies ready. We're gonna rain pennies on the piggy. I think we should rain pennies on the piggy.
All you need is a PayPal account, and I checked. It appears to me I haven't done it yet, but it appears to me that you can send one penny through PayPal. So I'm gonna hit him. I'm just gonna ping ping pink pennies, and every message I write is gonna be begged for those pennies.
Beg you bitch, right, Ah, we are gonna penny snipe Phil. And I think he's gonna go crazy because he's gonna see all these donations and or excuse me, he's gonna see all these tips coming in and he's gonna go to read them and they're all gonna be pennies. Come on, man, this will throw him off. This might put him over the edge.
Join the penny storm, my friends, get your PayPal ready, you know, before I forget, I'm gonna get the I'm gonna put the I'll put this in one second. I'll put the PayPal where you send your pennies to in the in the live chat. Okay, And what is that PayPal? All right, it's I'll put the link.
I don't want to pin it in my live chat though, because that's prime real estate. All right, one second, let me get over there one moment, friends, I have to put it in the actual live chat to make the link work. All right, Checking in with the goal. We're at seventeen of fifty.
We're at a good pace. Hey, pretty soon it'll be all downhill. Phil likes to say. He says it over and over the keynot boys, were just talking about this, like, let's get to seventy five and then it'll be downhill.
I think he means like downhill, like in a race is easier, but it's just funny that he's saying downhill. So h link. I'm gonna just put link to send Phil Pennies. It's here.
I'm gonna copy it in my clipboard so when we get closer to actually doing it, I'll put it in the live chat again. And we're gonna go over to the kick dot com chat right now and check in with the kick dot com viewers. If you didn't know, we have a Kick dot com chatnel now that's doing very well. It's Kick dot Com Forward Slash Truth Seeker Show.
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On his page, YouTube career since twenty fourteen, what's his most popular video sixty views like I could literally I said this to him last night. I could literally lay in my bed, piss my pants, whine and cry to the audience about how much pain I'm in, and I'd probably get more views than he's gotten in his entire career in a week. You're out of here, Strike one, strike two. This guy is like a prolific banner like Phil.
He learned it by watching Phil. Right three, Gone, THEFF and Loser. So anyway, so Phil, I think did the really brave thing because the casino wanted to threaten him and release all the dms. Oh no, But what they don't understand is Phil is constantly working.
He's a full time streamer, so he had a chance to go in get the conversations, and I think what he really did. Yeh, thank you, lunch me. Long live King Phil, Absolutely. Long live King Phil, and thank you for very much.
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We love those gifted memberships. And we've got two dollars from schoon drool who says, where is the open call in show? Coward PWR owns owns oh Man, Yeah, we used to do open calls. I was going to call him on his show when he was talking shit on me, but I was like, I just had a moment of mercy.
I was like, that dude's got enough problems. If he don't have ten dollars to buy Burger King, he doesn't need me calling into his show and ripping him a new assl for being like an idiot and a moron. Right, Oh goodness, gracious. Me, long Livedhill.
Like I said, sixteen years, we hope for another sixteen years. This guy likes Phil so much that he wants to watch him for the next sixteen years. Could you imagine what a moron and a loser you have to be to hope for sixteen more years of being able to watch Dark Side Phil. Like I really look up to Phil.
I really when I look at Phil and I watch him, you know, it's kind of like having the comfort of your uncle or your father or older brother, however you want to put it. It just it's a familiarity, it's a comfort. It's like kind of walking into your your uncle's place for supper and you feel a belonging and a part of something that's with all you powards. Don't understand.
You're all cowards. You're all cowards. Okay, Dyce and Friends, you're afin outa here. Yeah.
This Dice and Friends literally takes dudes on Twitter comments, adds no value, and uploads into his own channel. Seriously, go f yourself. I hate that dude. Man, He's a loser.
He's one of the worst bottom theaters in that did he DSP detractor community that seriously needs his freaking twelve year old butt kick. Yeah. So a lot of people have been. Asking me about hysteric IP and I had no idea what they were talking about.
I know I've seen him in the DSP chat over the years. He's a he was a regular, a big wrestling fan. I think spoke before about an a w event when they were first coming out, But I never really knew the situation. But so people kept asking me, Who's what do you think of Derek?
What do you think of Derek, and I had no idea. I was like, I don't know who you're talking about. So I actually did look into it, and I'll get my thoughts on it right now. So I guess the big criticism of him, all right.
You know, I think we're going to table this one and go onto the next video. This is hysterical. So Darkside Phil was playing like a SIMS game. It's called in Zeo I think I think that's how you pronounce it, or maybe in ZOI.
It's like a SIMS game. And in the game, in the game dark Side, Phil had to work for one day and then he died in the game dark like the irony Darkside Phil first day of work. First, he worked one day at a job in a simulation, and he fucking died in the simulation dark Side Phil died in a simulation where he had to get a job. He died in a simulation where he had a good job.
Suffer, Piggy. This is lame, Mischelle. Hit it like this game. He had to go to work in the game.
He didn't like that. I feel like, I want to do another job. Then I want to do a job that actually has a location, because this is boring. I would rather do any other job than one where there I got to sit in a car all day.
This is stupid, So I'm going to change jobs. Then he couldn't hack being a taxi driver and working in a simulation. He couldn't hack being a taxi driver in a goddamn simulation. It was too hard for him.
And you know, not for nothing, but that's not an easy job. Did you know that I ubered for years? I did, like the overnight shift in Philadelphia, And boy do I have some stories. Man.
Every once in a while I think about just telling this, like doing a series like Uber Stories, Like I was all over Philadelphia, so you can imagine some of the ship that I saw. Oh my god. And you know, when you're an uber driver, you can't turn a ride down. So you pick up somebody in a nice, well lit, you know, area that's trendy, like Center City, and the next thing you know, you're in Southwest Philly and there's crackheads banging on your windows and shit, oh my god, it was.
It was wacky. All right, Let's see, Phil's going to change jobs because this job is too hard. Whoa that? Guys just standing here talking to himself.
I never understood these sim life games, like I could barely control shit in my own life. I don't. It's too stressful to do a simulation of somebody else's life and have to keep them alive. I did try sims.
I play exactly that, only the one that actually exists on the map, so I can actually have a place. To go to. All right, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa? I got back?
Where is it when he dies? I have no needs. Apparently everything's full when you're at work? Figure that out?
Yeah, so philm works. I want to wash away my works with a shower that I can do. He works for one whole day and he's going to die in the game somehow. Where's he going?
A chpload washing machine? Wait? What? I already had one, but I'm putting over here.
Oh worrying. Let's see where he's at. Congratulations. Okay, so let's see what's the schedule for the surf shop?
Work hours nine to six, So it's a full part time day. A full time job. Phil getting a full time job even in the simulation is kind of funny and ironic if you think about it. He would never get a full time job, and.
Uh, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday, Thursday and Friday. So today so it's part time. Maybe he could handle it. Tuesday, so I'm gonna have a free day.
I don't have to work till Thursday. At least I'll be able to go to the shop and do the work day. I don't believe it. I don't all right, Well, that's done.
Programming is hit level two bhil Burnell has reached programming level too. Now we can say this zoy is like a friend of computers. They can develop a wide range of programs on the computer. As their level increases, program quality improves, and completed programs cannot be sold.
Ah, that's good. You make money with the programs you make in your free time. That's me. Where is Philip?
I'm gonna check in the game. They just went live. Time for bed. But you know they're gonna play sleeping outfit.
You've got to fix that. The game thinks that this is an acceptable sleeping outfit. I don't. I don't understand.
Where does he die? Why is the coming up of what's going on? Uh? Oh and he died?
He died. Phil Burnell has passed away from working one day in a stimulation. Look at his eyes, look at how felt that he looks? What the hell just happened?
You died because he worked one day? Why did I don't the job for one day in a simulation? Why? What a loser?
Did I just die? I had? I had one day of work, He. Had one day of work.
It was too much for him. One day of working a job, even in a simulation, it was enough to kill him. What happened? He died from working for one whole day.
He died exactly the dream of all of my trolls. I have absolutely no idea what just happened. I just he couldn't get a job and he died. It might be a sign.
I don't know what happened. You tell me? Why did I die? Because you had to get a job?
Phil? So let's read this. Philbernill's embarked on the final journey of life, embracing death. This zoil lived a full life.
Wow, Yeah, it was like two days gaining knowledge through many experiences filled with cherish I don't memories with family and friends. What that didn't happen? Philbernil passed away peacefully. This he's ready for the next life, and we remembered as a noble soul who's cherished all the experiences in love from the world.
He's watching over Philbertills. Said, Oh, let's let's flip on over to the film stream. But week two things a little different. As I said, every week, I want to have someone a little bit different, so that way it feels like variety.
And the whole idea here is to try to see if someone is a good fit or maybe I could actually later on down the line after WrestleMania have a rotating panel of hosts, and so tonight Cyper CV is with me. Cyprus has done content on the internet before regarding pro wrestling. Would you like to give us a little bit of background on that. Yeah, well, back in the day, I mean I'm talking a long time ago.
When I first started YouTube, I watched smart guys. I think a lot of us have. I remember watching clips here and there. There's actually something you and I have in common that I didn't speak about.
You know, when we were getting ready. We both attended wrestling, and I had no idea that you were attending it. I still I watched your show, but I didn't actually we're there, so you start people know this. I thought that was pretty fucking cool that I'm disappointed.
There was a lot of. Different small content creators at the time that we're trying to get into the wrestling. I don't know this guy either talking, I guess, and I remember going. To wrestle in twenty nine.
There was a bunch of people just kind of doing their own thing. So it would have been cool to, you know, bump into you. But there was packed house, and you know. I was cat, let's get friends.
We're going to be trying seventeen fi, let's get some I got super chats Invite. A fan of mine had sent me this like special code and said, Phil, it's expensive. If you want to go to WrestleMania, you can get Michael tickets, right, So I used the code. Those tickets were, like, I think if I remember a thousand dollars, he said, I definitely don't want to be I just want to take it.
Probably I'll never go again. Reason to wear. That's why I did it like that. You know, back then things are so different.
I would have probably had tons of people who wanted to like spend time with we did that week. We had gone to the Ring of Honor show in the Hammerstein Ballroom and there were fans who met up with so we had a great time at that ship. I went to that show to Phil I was associated with the podcast Pennies. We want to get to the Pennies.
I don't know what he was to them, but he had given the podcast the. Chat, so we have to do the Pennies shower dark side filter, which is anything yep, And yeah, that was that's crazy. I didn't even know you were there. I just put in a chat, send the Pennies, let's penny.
It was great, but like I ended up just quickly. I ended up watching you and then you and Ramboll broke up, like with your podcast that obviously left when you guys stopped doing content. But uh so what I didn't have doing is I met up with around twenty twenty so I didn't make content for a while. Around twenty twenty, a friend and I decided to come together because the world was basically closed, so we came up with a show called a Hangman Outcast.
Basically the show was just me and him talking shit. To the internet. We invite people on, but like it wasn't malicious, it was just kind of like shooting the shit with people and it started gaining like not a lot of traction, but like it was fun. It was my favorite fucking show.
All right, I'm trying to send my first penny. To like fifty coherent viewers, you know what I'm saying. So to me, that was pretty cool because they were all interacting. So but for some reason, I don't know if it was because my association previously but stuck their nose into our show.
And that's when I discovered a lot of fucking people in y w C. Why if you don't know what that is? This is so funny. I got plenty of PayPal funds and I can send it to PayPal.
We had a lot of people come into our chats and they wanted to just start ship because the YouTube wrestling community just that's what they are. And this is my first one. D beg for those pennies, Piggy, let's get it, I said, my first penny. Ran smart guys penny.
We started the show's let's shower the pig with pennies. When I moved across the washing he stopped. I was doing the shower of the county penny. There was officially probably yes, there were people making that kind of content events, wasn't the big guy will making this content.
We're like, give him Ryan Alvarez, I believe, and he actually is a show. But he's one. Of course everyone knows Dave Bill. Actually they were fine as the saying, go to game for me to be doing the show that was so small type.
But actually getting trash special that who is this guy? He's a gamer, but he's talking about wrestling. And then when I stopped doing it at fourteen, all of a sudden, it's like over that last decade, it just blew up. Everyone was doing wrestling commentary, everyone had a show, everyone was cross promoting wrestlers, started doing internet content on the stuff.
Now and it's got a whole hundred. So many years later everybody there's a whole community, hundred thousands. Of people, and everybody decided they don't care right over one of his events. Out of it for so long, so I don't know any of this stuff that Cyphers TV is about to start talking about because I've been out of the loop for so long.
So there are I see shout out to House of Chant and what's going on? Man, he's the guy that I did the show with back in the day, if you want to find the episodes. His fucking stupid ass deleted all the episodes, but I'm pretty sure one of the episodes got re uploaded to another channel. You can ask him why he deleted them.
Okay, he can answer that question. I'm not gonna keep doing it. Without going into that. Everybody said, Penny guy, that's given everybody a bad name.
And I'm glad that you decide to bring up your show again because this guy likes to click bait ship. So you know how many fucking times I go on my I have another YouTube channel just dedicated to subscribing to wrestling content. That way my feed doesn't get clogged with it on my main YouTube. Smart Smart because the YouTube feed is so annoying when you put on something else is just endlessly fed dat like.
Oh my god, yes, you watch one video and that's all you that could be annoying. So there's this guy, Sean's View Entertainment. Now. The funny part about Shawn's view is I see his fucking app and some of your detractors all of a sudden, all right, I'm.
Second reliable UV shot, the area's best selection affordable. Why are you going to detractors. You know, you could just like message somebody who knows something, but you're hanging out with them, so it's almost like you just want to be part of the drama, which makes sense because if you go to his channel, it's literally wrestler passes away surprise and there's a picture of Roman reignswe set to close after WrestleMania. What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, it's. Podcast in this world, especially with wrestlers doing it now, because they already have audience, They've. Got people installed, viewer based because people recognize those people, they're gonna watch them first, that's right. But this guy is giving us, you know, people that are trying to make it a bad name because they go on the feeds and they get fucking clogged with bullshit and they're like, well, I'm just not going to watch these motherfuckers.
I'm just gonna go to a wrestler or an ex referee or an ex commentary. That's time I said, beg for pennies, you scum back bitch, Give p WR his money back so he can eat. That happens. There's another guy who I went back and forth with.
I had a debate in October with him called the Wrestling of Tacu and the wrestling another guy. Who's a huge This is pretty this is pretty boring. So far, he got no live viewers. Like if you want to be he's got no viewers positivity.
You just got to watch one of his studios. I don't know how he does it, because I say, every once in a while, I'll just like turn it on again just to see what's going on. And I watched for like ten minutes, and I'm like, yeah, I got it. Remember when he said there was all these big names messaging him wanting this gig.
Well where are they at right? I won't even consider even around for a big name. But okay, here, I gotta do something else. I can't stand that.
I can't stop at the e w's so good. Good on them for being able to like it. I don't know, but that was fun. So I did with him.
I'm pretty sure I destroyed him because it wasn't hard. I don't even think it was an accomplishment. Does anybody else send them pennies? Put put it in all caps.
I sent a penny in the live chat. If you send them a penny, that's. Like what I've been doing. There's other stuff.
Those pennies. I think I'm up to seven. Now I've sent him seven pennies. It's all good.
We all know how the vortex works and how. People I'm here throwing pennies at him. Anyone who gets let's all throw pennies at him. I have nothing to do with it.
So all right, one for the goal, sabers pennies in here. Yes, yes, praise the catch, praised the cash. Another one for the goal. Thanks for the TV is one of my moderators.
Everyone kind of knows. Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Yeah, so here's the deal. This is what's cool.
So how long have you ask people already make the most boring decisions? Yeah, this is this is so as I first match remember seeing now, I was too young to really know what was going on. There's a portant star that slept with more men in one hour than d SP has viewers tight in an iron Man match, building a show with p w R. It will be a contact gold mine.
Yeah, why doesn't he. Get him to be the co because but I don't remember much of it. I remember flicked the penny at him. Let's all pennies that Phil, you know, prior to flick pennies that Phil.
Is sewn Michaels jumping off of the top rope to the outside. That's it. But ha coherently remembering wrestling. I don't see them coming on the screen.
Watch, Yes, that's like my like, start watching week after. Week, paying attention enough. But I was like a big w c W guy because. No, I guess he has to manually read the tips on this.
Because she saw a clip of Jacqueline's top coming off in a match and she was like, Nope, you're not watching that, and I was like, so I had to like sneak watch it. You know what I mean? You watch w c W like that was much better. I mean it was.
They were just trying to copy constantly. So I'm up to I threw eight pennies out of him. W W It's way better. But like you know, again, she was I had.
So that's cool because you see we have completely different perspectives. You know, I grew up watching it when I was a kid in the eighties and early nineties, that whole new generation of w W E, and then when it hit Attitude era, I actually stopped watching it. For a while, and then I came back to it during the Invasion angle when w W W c W and he c W. I never saw the whole.
Then I wore never you know, went right ahead and my friends do of it, and my friends talked about it all the time in school. So far, I don't say super Chest. I was so heavily in the compart one fighter like that was the thing. Oh that's top chat.
Let's make coming back and do it in the two thousands and then the twenty tens, then basically from it, not one super Chest years ago and now coming back. Oh no, this is the cool thing. It hasn't done yet. Every week it's like a different perspective.
It's like a different take. And when we're talking about the results this week, we're going to have different opinions on this stuff going down because different generations. That's wow, he's up the one hundred and eighty three live viewers. How desperate did he have to be for another co host to go, Oh, this guy's my moderator, and uh, he gives me money.
We'll get him to do this. I have no idea how you watched the new generation. Let's we'll get to and then I r s to go to the live point and. Then who is the.
He was? Later on? Yeah, yeah, push him. He was part of a man on a mission.
Oh God, like watching. But he was dressed like a balloon. Terrible crazy that, I mean he was everybody that's a penny that fell through PayPal. It was all about may get in the ring, right, So maybe.
Dude is just a p who like right and was gone, me is here? Now it's this guy a time. He was the big man, always was the one. This guy has a but it was always about size.
I thought you were saying he had a show called truth Speakers. I really did like moving, but I had a. Chill called tooth Speakers. He's got a he was.
But era, that new generation era was a unique time because it was like they were bridging the gap between. The larger wants to be incarnated as talent. Now watch this talent like terrible at Heart's really hard. It's gonna be just saying.
That transition happened, and then almost go completely. Won't show up. He has a dollar minimum, all right, I'll send him a dollar. Went the other way, so you know, Flip walked it like it's crazy because I didn't see that like transition in ninety.
Six, it's going to be on the screen now. You know, we're off to the races. So before we get into anything, Phil, since we're talking, I need a grilly. I know that your old host used to grill you.
I have to grill you about you haven't been grilled. You haven't been grilled in a long time, so it's time for me to grill you. It's a little bit Why the fuck did you have a wrest a fake, a fake wrestling fan week after week after week. Now he said he was a fake wrestling fan.
Oh, this guy's gonna go after. He was fake. That's my first question. Well, as we know, Ppp, my former co host on the show, was on the show for almost three whole months.
You know, give her take. That's a long time to be a fake wrestling. And you know, the whole idea is we wanted to do a crossover show that didn't have to do with gaming, which was my forte, and didn't necessarily have to do with drama that was his forte, but instead kind of meeting somewhere and yes, we could still talk aspects of each thing, like we could have a drama saying, come on, man, i'd pay. I have.
Thing to mash it together. And you all know that when you're not really a fan of something, you go out and you spend five hundred to one thousand dollars replica belt, three replica belts that you then show off on the show like I did to re be Real. I didn't even know he was doing gonna do that. And then like one day we're like doing our or shooting the ship.
Right before the show goes live, he goes, Phil, I want to show you. And he gave all I can afford it. Yeah, look it's real gold and all the ship. Those things are buy a fucking Walmart double.
But I got this one too. You wanted to by both of them. This guy I definitely wanted to get banged by Wars. He wants to see his muscular.
Body show and called wrestling fans retards. He can't do that because that makes no sense when you you pull out title after title after title, no offense. But that's pretty retarded. Well, he's going to read them eventually, heard him say, I'll start sending.
More insinuating that wrestling fans are retarded, and then in the same sentence he's holding multiple titles. I don't know what the hell I don't know. That doesn't make sense to me. It's a all right, I'll send them.
Here's the thing. I've been kind of there, and here's why. Back in the day, when I first hit my big notoriety on YouTube and I started making actually good money doing it, I immediately I got money to blow, right, let me just blow it on stupid ship. So I bought a bunch of statues and I just threw them in my background.
Now, do you really think that every character that I bought a statue of I was like the biggest fan of. Do you have less view. To show? Like I'm a big ship.
I have all this money, at least I'll be using it for content, right. But the truth of the matter is I was a gamer. I like I like superheroes in DC and Marvel. I'm not gonna buy a bunch like I didn't buy baseball memorabilia and put it behind me because I don't want to.
I'm gonna spend money on something that I like. It's it's ridiculous what he's saying that he he's not a wrestling fan. The reason he's doing it is because he's embarrassed because I kicked him off my sho get upset with pennies to say I'm doing the show. I get that away from him, So now he has to.
Dark side PayPal. Let's all pennies a dark side, Phil. Oh, I never was a fan of wrestling, and I never sent another one right now? Yeah, right, there's no way ye enjoy You wouldn't.
How is he telling me how to watch wrestling? Like, I don't know how to watch that. Oh, well here's how you do it, Phil, you need the VPN in this and now oh he has no you know it at all. But he's not real wrestling.
Come on, he's it's it's a show to them. And I get it, I understand. I wish there was a way to automate this so that I could do it faster, so I could just send him like three hundred and fifty individual pennies. Sometimes it's like whatever, other times.
I've watched my PayPal camp, we'll get flagged for a suspicious activity because how many people send like twenty seven pennies. Let's go, friends, let's all get a penny everybody. If you have a pay Pal account, it's at dark side Phil, I don't, that's all said Penn. Yeah, I think I think that some of their obsessive people that are out that they have no control over are the ones that you got.
To look right, there's another one. I think I'm up to fourteen. I've sent them fourteen pennies, so I. Actually think they're talented, and I don't understand why they focused on you when I'm impressed at a lot of what they do and I feel like they either do up things that actually make the money and this is a side thing, or they're just wasting time and they could be doing something better.
It's I haven't I know the answer to that. The answer is very simple. It's that YouTube itself or streaming itself or whatever you want to say. But YouTube is kind of the.
Focal Oh yeah, it's the focal point. Sure, an avenue where you can turn this kind of negative actions. Oh yeah, it so negative and feel so positive and oh it's just so posative. I just want to say, like, if you watch dark side fill shows, it's not positive at all.
It's like an oppressive atmosphere where the show host is berating the audience every five minutes, begging and pleading and you know, trying to make deals with them to get more money out of them. He's he is like just he can't say that he makes positive content when half of his show is begging for money. Put them towards something else, for example, making positive creative content. They would be success, but then they just be like me.
They would just be a guy who has moderate views makes a good living. But they're not going to blow up. They're not gonna be. He's not going to be able to read if he gets any real tips, because I'm gonna the.
One thousand people on the internet actually grown up hating DSP and. We really want to get a storm of pennies. Doesntractors Cambrian and his fucking show that came out of nowhere? Or if it's from Keno Casino, Oh yeah, if it's coming from Steve Cambrian and his fucking show that came out of nowhere, My.
Show came out of nowhere. I've had a show for four years. Bitch. Who are you to say my show came out of nowhere.
It's not like I just popped up to snake you you lose it. Or if it's from Keno Casino or anything as long as it's anti DSP. These morons throw money at it. Even if it's not genuine, they still throw money at it because they're not stupid enough or they are too stupid to know better.
They actually think it's all real and they just enjoy throwing money at bullying desp Yeah. It's fun. And by the way, everybody needs to throw some more money at me because the more money people throw me more pissed off. Dark side film.
Guts and I would never save the place for it, you know what I mean. Gives them exactly what they want. They feel like if you give the to and that's why I don't do it. It's it's not worthy, you know, I don't.
I don't blame you for that, but yeah, that's something I had to ask. I don't really like I want to. I want it to. Yeah, let's hit the goal.
Let's hit the goal. Friend, we're almost halfway there. We're twenty of fifty for the goal. Because he couldn't figure out how to run a Let's go, let's get some more super chats.
Wrestling can't wrestling won't get views. Tell that to JD from New York. Tell that to the Don Tony and Kevin Castle show. What the fuck do you mean wrestling can't get views?
Do you ever once consider that you can't get views in the wrestling realm? The thing is, how do we keep falling behind? Let's catch up me. Yeah, if I have an off week where I don't even make a hundred dollars, it's like not a big deal.
But to him, so that's what I Oh did. You hear him? He just said if he has an off week where he doesn't make one hundred dollars, it's not a big deal. Dude, He literally twists arms to get one hundred and fifty dollars out of a bunch of disabled people.
That's his life. I mean, like he couldn't just focus on wrestling. How are you going to have a successful wrestling show when you're not just focusing on the subject, when you're pulling yourself into drama. I'm pretty sure when Pee was on the show, you didn't have two hundred live viewers.
So here he is saying how unsuccessful p is, and here he is without Pee, and he's at two hundred live viewers. Here in bullshit over here. You just have to make it chet first. You know, he's got chat not one, but like at the end of the day, I feel.
Like, thirty minutes in, he didn't get one fucking do it except for my pennies and your pennies. I'm on everybody, let's keep sending those pennies in and keep sending those pennies and what. The fuck I mean, make up your mind. But at the end of the day, he's gone.
Chat's right. You don't need a dwell on it. It is right, it is. It's not that we can change.
All right, Let's get some initial shout outs. We have a few contributions that have come in now. Just to make this clear for everyone, this is a standard show. Contributions count, whether it's on the YouTube side, super chats, memberships, whether it's on the kickside, subs and gifted subs, and of course tips, which you can.
Do any either way by typing anomation point. Tips work is if we happen to hit one hundred dollars of support tonight, I still have three w W cards to unpack when we hit one hundred dollars each. So you know, if we raised one hundred bucks, I opened one where heised you know, two hundred bucks we opened too. I was supposed to have another box today.
I wanted to have more than three with no legit explanation. Tonight I only have three that I can open. Everyone. I don't think any danger.
By some crazy pipe dream. I only have three to open. I'll owe you one for next week. The box is in transit, all right.
But just also so everyone knows, the cost of these has exponentially increased in the what month month and a half that I've been opening them. So the first box of these I bought the car forty bucks. The second box of these that I bought cost a little over fifty bucks. This box that's coming tomorrow was over sixty dollars twenty.
This is worth more than ten another apparently, this one pack of four cards. So what's happening is the whole collector's industry is just exploding right now and things are being massively over valid. I just found out. So back in two thousand and eight, I got the special.
Four and Reptard one for the goal. Did you really just pick some random dent as a co host? Yeah, that's a random dent that gives some money and likes wrestling, So that's what he did. Rest card, Thank you, praise the cash seven with one for the gold.
Yeah, little figure for a guy McDonald's happy dollars signs is too powerful for a lot of people. Man fifteen and twenty dollars each. It's like, thank you, reptard and you can get the general. And they're selling and they're selling.
R I'm stupid crazy. Oh wow, look at that. Though. Gremlins membership take us through WrestleMania support quite frankly after that.
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Praise the We're praising it. Good tonight, Duco duos, says Stephen Cambian. What are your thoughts on the Cambian explosion and evolution? That's Cambrian and yeah, but I get that all the time.
Thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support. That's one for the goal, and we've got one more for the goal, Ginny, Jinny, you for z Steve flicks pennies at the pig while Kat flicks her bean because she doesn't get satisfied by Phil. Yeah, he doesn't look like a dude that could make any woman come. Look at him.
Look at him. He's low t he's a loser, he's a beggar. But thank you Ginny and Dave David. I think that's how you say that with five and one for the goal.
Very disappointed. Mersh isn't the co host. So do we know what happened with that? Did Mersh and dsp have a falling out?
I really don't know what happened with that, but I thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. That's one for the goal. Let's get thirty more. I think we need or no, I haven't checked in in a while.
Oh, we need twenty six more and we'll be at the overtime goal. And I've got plenty of overtime material to share with you guys. People have been dropping really funny DSP animations and stuff in our discord. Yeah, and thank you Steve D who's appraised the cash member himself and gifted another True Seekers membership, and this one was won by Fuzzy Jacket, who is a subscriber.
You got to be a subscriber to win the free memberships, so be sure that you hit that subscribe button, and thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. All right, let's go back to the snoozefest.
Here becoming way more available. I think that's going to be the final box. I don't think we keep getting way far behind he is. Oh he's got his first super Chat.
Oh no, he got two. Oh, somebody gave him twenty dollars. How many subs to burn those cards? So they're up to a grand total of twenty two dollars so far, he's up to twenty two dollars.
That's how much he got in support. Twenty two dollars. Burn the cards to burn the cards exactly. I don't know if he means to actually burn them.
Well, I'm not going to burn my house down. He's thirty two minutes. If you mean to burn through them, meeting, open up all three packs. It's one hundred bucks of packs.
So we need to get to three hundred bucks tonight to go through all of them tonight. I really don't imagine want to lose. We have to be to pay somebody three hundred bucks to look at pictures of sweaty men. Okay, we received a two dollars super jet from Lester, and he basically is suggesting another co host.
There is one more co host next week on this show. He's given the job to whoever addressing whatever co host brings in the most money, and so far that's Ethan Ralph. He made a couple hundred bucks that night. Didn't give any to Ethan Ralph.
Whoever, there's no competition here. It doesn't matter how good the other co hostar. He's gonna pick the one that brings in the most money because he's a loser. Everyone's already talking.
It's this simple, all right. I'm not gonna tell anyone who the final co host of Smart guys, is gonna be next week before. What I will say is this, of course, there's always gonna be honest. I stopped at the I didn't have him on first, and he spoke up next.
Mustache actually built up high. People got excited. Cypers TV on this week to be the middle guy between these two kind of polar things. And you're gonna see what I mean because the next week will be the last guest host.
And all I'm gonna say is you're not gonna want to miss it. It's gonna be a doozy. No one's expecting it. So this is a film.
Diapers will be filled. That's all I'm gonna say. This is a filler. Mean, Okay, the casino patrons pumped up the Ralph appearance, so Phil will pick like that's what we got something else, remember right though?
YouTube membership gifted membership. And Ralph is doing from day ops and dosing on the side. Oh wow, Yeah, I. Really got to get a mouse from my laptop because the touch pad is actually wearing out now.
And thank you for kosity from thank you lence on the cash. But let's face it also money talk. And yes it definitely talks. It definitely to with five.
He's going to go with Ralph. I'm just going to be talking about with that relationship. I don't think he'd handle or fall out with that. It's going to be glorious and a half hour, it's gonna be glorious.
Thank you want to talk off topic. I think it's fun to have interaction with throw money at me, Rodery, go back and forth. Everybody's gotta keep throwing money at me. Has been an issue where on a tangent for an hour and then you've got to run.
At twenty six and fifty. It's all downhill from here. Friends, Let's get the other halfbos twenty four more. Most time.
We got better material for the show. I don't have slapped tonight. I promise the goal and we'll great for contact anything else for overtime tonight. So, uh you think about with our wrestling commentary here about to get.
Started with wrestling comments like forty minutes in Oh god, come on one moment. I really got to do something about that. I'm just gonna get YouTube premium. I've been putting it off for years.
Almost all everything that I watch is YouTube. I should just buy the premium and uh, yeah, let's get back to it. Here we are. That's ready.
I think they're ready. Awesome. I'm thirty four dollars support in sixteen more to hit my goal for the night, and we need sixty six more to unlock our pocket. Remember one of these packs has a Chase Cup, really cool looking card.
He knows exactly a. Whole dollar. Let's see how it goes all right. This week w w E was completing their European tour, and.
After having the check with the pay Pal pledges and. Across all of the jolly in London, I just sent another penny arena. That's all but two completely storm and dark. I think in my head, when was the last shower?
This loser beggar with pennies. That's what he needs, those pennies, he really does. He needs that money. I think they've done like a wrestleman b raw, but I couldn't make a SmackDown in a raw like that that they've done like that.
Now we're actually getting into the rest. That was boring in Great Britain. If you're wrestling, I'm sure there was events going all over the world. Got two hundred views.
Indie shows, you know, so that that was really cool. So they did have that the year we went to wrestle any of twenty nine. Oh this is bad. Friends brot the stadium.
Well they weren't the brook I think they were the Jersey New Jersey Nets at the time. They had that arena which I think they turned into a parking thirty. Four dollars, walls lamping thirty four dollars. Well it's dollar a minute.
Like you said, between the Mania, we got to remember that was the only time. I can when he says I made thirty four dollars, look that whole weekend. Let's just definitely calculation. The area is a hotbed for rest my calculator on.
At that time there's fan faest, indie shows and real shows. We had gone to the Hall of Fame. We take the thirty off down to twenty four dollars. It was so crazy, such a great and then we take the taxes.
Was glad idea. That's I could say, Hey, I was really into it at that time and I probably never want to go again. It's good just to do like Christ dollars, he made eighteen dollars. So far, both of these WrestleMania two hosts made eighteen dollars nets, A lot of not gross, it's a lot of gross dollars net.
I enjoyed doing it. Like I said this weekend, it was probably another one of the samonin of he made eighteen dollars to WrestleMania. Whole dollars friends, what about that? Let's start with our coverage, so SmackDown this week live from London, England to to Arena.
It was Christ Friday night, March twe another super chap to get. There's going to be the contract. Between against Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. For right, I was calling the Rev Christ WrestleMania the revenue because if that's one of the co main events.
The Christs or the Rev Christ, it's one of those. One of the other main events. For your kindness, let me know and I'll say it right. I promise I have a generously little bank account.
Please hit me today. Bank account. Friends. I imagine we need to save p w R.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try the hype and what if I brought. If he would do it, I would bring him as a co host here when we do the pig race, and he could defend Phil. I think that ship would be funny, man, I would I've with the super chats with him too, speed Berger syndrome with a dollar, thank you for pound, thank you for kindness.
Everybody's talking about it. Jus So wins. Jesus he got enough to buy three mind Craft McDonald's Happy meals eighteen dollars. Oh, nineteen dollars if you count my dollar and my pennies that I've been sending.
I'm sending the more pennies friends. Jaus So he's awesome. He's a great hype guy. But his promos are wrestling good.
But it's not like, come on, Phil read the PayPal donations with his. Mic skills, and I think that's what really puts them behind it. Yeah, no, I'm not. I think that.
I'm actually think the triple threat is definitely where it should go. I agree, and I keep sending them, and when it says for what I get a job. It reminds me of the Daniel Bryan. It can't be just send them.
Some of you have. I wudn't even be surprised if it's a fast Let's get the nasty message right through for those of us who are gunther fans. But I just I'm getting that vibe that this match is not going to be anything exciting or hype like they originally built it like it was going to be, because now you're seeing all of their going towards all. The couldn't get me to watch wrestling, So the fact that I have to watch two.
Shia and thanks to Andy, they popped their membership messages, I didn't call them out right away, and sadly then I don't know for some reason, and I showing up in my queue. But then, oh yeah, that's I didn't get any money for that, So you members, Okay, I'm not going to read your messages because I got your money and my members I'm not reading. Also tonight, Charlotte versus Meshin, Okay, sure, I don't know where that came from. But Charlotte versus the match, I guess she's a match.
And they're saying that b Fab will be by inside, and I guess that kind of makes sense because Bee Fab and Charlotte had an altercation. I've been sending them pennies this whole time. If we have the pain for the US titles, send them a penal will happen there because we already that Jacob is in the middle. That match opportunity last week.
Obviously we know some hygiens will ensue there. That pound was for the pennies. Thank you for the pennies, right. We'll be all right jerking.
Come on, Let's hit the goal. God blessed no goal. I have blessed you, the kids seven. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support.
Crazy castes. Let's hit that goal. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
The London Arena is one of the biggest pro wrestling in the world. I'm sorry why there's been so many promotions like remember even w W E had their. K and all their nxt UK. What's he gonna do?
So it has been huge. The crowd is great. I don't worry. The London crowd is no exception.
They are into wrestling. They are so excited. Working over. I wonder European.
Thank you back to the paying attention not you know what I mean, I don't know. I guess we'll see. But once again, this crowd was absolutely excellent. And it's Randy Orton who enters.
The next week's so crazy. Yeah, all of everything that's gonna happen. You know songs non stop. There, No, this is crazy.
And again I keep worrying. Your Ralph was a snoozefest, but this is worse. This is actually worse than the Ethan Ralph episode. And they've been added for forty five minutes already, and he's only made eighteen dollars net in the group unless you count all the pennies.
And he's look, he's dropping viewers. He was at two hundred, now he's at one seventy nine, one seventy five. The viewers are dropping. Suff of dsp suffold bitch, Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
He can't even get two hundred live viewers. He's been on YouTube for seventeen years. He can't get two hundred live viewers. What a loser.
And there's a lot there, you know, there is a lot of history there. It's pretty cool to see these guys that they're now in the same. Promotion eighteen whole dollars. Cody's is kind of like mid card.
Orton compliments him on the way that he had the balls to leave way and I thought that episode you and do everything that he did, and I'm gonna be Yeah, it's. Been forty five minutes. I wonder he's been going for forty minutes and he made with his dollars. Because for a guy like Orton, who like he's a company guy where he's always been w w E.
His dad was fell into a coma. That's why glad you left and made a name for yourself elsewhere and came back. I don't know if I really bought it or if he's genuine. I think he's genuine because I.
Feel like this is the last thing after wrestling, unless he gets Ethan Ralph, and then. It might backstage to be more frustrated in that. I don't care if he gets my name and address. What's he gonna do.
He's a pussy. He's gonna come here and try to hurt me or something. You know, he's a pussy. He's a loser, he's broken, he's ball So pennies at it?
Right. At one point, detective says, dollars for candy and pennies for the store. That's right. We send pennies to the pig and dollars to me.
That's how we do it. That's how we do it. And thank you for your kindness. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man.
Those dollar signs aren't too powerful. Praise the cash. I'm so glad, I'm blessed, and eighteen dollars tonight. Thank you all very much for your kindness generally support with the Kick subs over.
There anything what we saw you were not having any product like this product doesn't look excited. Oh look at that. Yeah, but on the web side of that, it's kind of. Like Chester's invalid gifted one subscriber overall.
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Trying and then what they did on Netflix. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man. Some of the time.
Sorry here in the area money what they said. Dollar times aren't thank you for throwing money at me. I get that, Like I can't get that from Orton, like you Chesters and Vallas, because there's many other people like Cody Blood. Wolf to a Little Too Acid Roads know Goblin one two, three, Stommer, Acid Roads, Winter Soldiers, Devoured Eagle.
Oh yeah, people, subscriber. Top Dog, you change the business, and everyone knows it, and we. All know that I always give my change. When Hobo compliments for years ago when he had completely destroyed his body chetrol muscle, but he still wrestled the hell in the cell match against Seth Rollins, and he says, you know you beat Roman.
Uh. And now it's onto your next story. I think we're going to check out. You want to just check out and and we'll do the bonus content early.
Let's get let's hit the goal first. Almost there? All right, Well we'll hang in and listen. Here's here's here's like a great way to hit the goal.
I'm gonna make you people listen to this shit with me, this garbage fest. This show is terrible. This show is awful. It's like watching paint dry or grass grow.
This is the most unentertaining shit I've ever seen Phil do. And that's saying a lot the least entertaining. Like what am I supposed to do with this? These two grown men nerds talking about a fake sport with sweaty men grabbing each other and hugging up on each other.
This is some shit. Let's get some subs. I hear the call of the donos. That's what I hear.
So I'm gonna make you all suffer through this shit until we get twelve more five dollars super chats. That's what's gonna happen. You guys, sit here and listen to this shit show with me until we get to the twelve more. And if we get to the twelve more, then I've got nonslop good content that we're gonna get through.
I've got a couple of videos, a little bit of an update from him, and a bunch of other stuff much better than this shit that we're listening to now. So let's get to the goal and then it's like, we can end the torture, we can end the punishment. Don't make me sit here and listen to this shit too much longer I get to it. This is so bad, the new one that you've been living now and the business is mostly up because you're in the position that you're in right now.
And I do love you, dude, but you know what it is, WrestleMania time. And just so you know, after all this dust settles, I'm gonna be the one next. You know, I'm the one next in line. Look for me to come after you because unlike your cared about and John Cena, I'm not gonna be killing.
Grown men talking about a children's fake sport. This is ridiculous. The one to take that title from you Cody after WrestleMania, not Randy Jorton. So kind of funny becausehen he says it, He's like, so he's implying Cody is going to be John Cena, right, like, I'm gonna be there.
Let's get some subs. And then he turns he turns to Randy and he goes, you know you. Don't go through you know you're we all know beware. We thank you for sending dollars, you know, be aware and uh and yeah, you.
Know absolutely have any impact. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about match for London. That's why they did that segment. So it's cool.
Will Organ actually come after Cody after wrestling Cody and pick up because this is last year and now he's a heel and everyone likes his character now, So I feel like they're going to keep. That and the touch until he's got forty grand. Yeah, that's what we're going. I'm locking you all in here, Elaine Walls.
Here's the the goal towards the goal to. End this misery. Yeah, we gotta end the misery. We can't get this ship up.
This is ridiculous. But thank you for your kindness, big support, Elaye Walls. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. Okay, I'm going to being honest here.
I have no money right now, and I don't think it seems I have no money. What a loser? Thank you, Elaying Walls. Interesting, I think so we'll get to that.
The lucky Gremlin one for the goal. Please end the suffering. We'll get general and you're supporting the show. Praise the cash one for the goal.
Thank you. Look gre cash money, bitches, cash money. It's brutal. I don't think.
Assholes and chatting stride. Could this be worse than Ethan Ralph? He said, I said, no, it can't be worse Ralph the show tonight guest. I have experience terrible in pro wrestling commentary, but I actually have some I'm a little rolls who might want to harass me because of it.
He has more balls than me and others. And I'm sure so major for the show and loving the show so far. So there you go, and I agree, And there's the. Kid seven one for the goal to end brutal misery.
I can't take My ears are bleeding, these assholes. This is terrible, these people. Damn Phil, this is ever in any kind of people down seventy viewers now talk with. Someone on Twitter, you know, and and so I get it.
There probably were a lot of. Thank you, who says, buddy, but I'm gonna make. So much money. This is insane vortext that they're going to get so much thank you for kind of major to you Cypers TV, major props to Ethan Ralph last week.
And and you know our guests next week who are going to actually be taking this on in this capacity, and uh and you know, you know what comes. But we'll see hopefully nothing, you. Know what I mean? Like, I really hope that no one gets any harassment out of this.
It's so stupid. He hasn't ran a super chat in twenty minutes, thirty minutes. In the chat, the downsides of streaming. It's really the downsides of anything, and when you're successful, it does bring hate and there's levels to it.
Oh yeah, people hate Focus, you know, people hate film because he's so successful, not because he's a broke beggar. They all know. Everybody knows. I'm trying to get the chat back open because he crashed on me here.
But so uh, coming up next on SmackDown, they announced it was going to be the Street pretty Deadly. That match had been set up previously. We're pretty Deadly, had won the number one contenders match. And so it's pretty deadly comes out to No Realcity thirty one.
They really want to dressed like the flag nineteen more during the match to end the misery and suffering and this reaction I heard all night these guys. What I was going to say was number one, you're right right there. From there, they're like hometown boys. Number one, number two apparently they were.
I think I'm on n x T. Thank you, Steve for the super bicker. Thank you for that. I've seen of them since I've been watching.
How you don't mark you know for a few weeks. That's a success. What failure is wrestlers Alpha, I thought the Cambrian fan Daniel, Thanks for kindness. Yeah, and.
That was so nice. Profile keeps drifting when they talked, honest story song. He's terrible to this guy. Every one hundred and seventy live viewers.
Guy's going YouTube for seventeen years. Deadly does all can't get two hundred. But thank you for your kindness, talent and your genero. Because if they were old and.
Your big support. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, they are pretty deadly. Come outwerful to this full disco ball dancing, you know, crazy intro, They've got the flags, they're the hometown boys and all of that.
That is the most This is the most boring if I've ever heard. And I listened to stock pretty deadly basically kind. Of fos on a lot of Phillips. We're going to I.
Haven't really seen them that much. We're going so far, I can't Definitely, it was fucking terrible. I can't one of them. I can't listen to this much.
Appeared out of nowhere like they were doing nothing, and next thing you know, they're like the best tag team and wrestling. Thirty two of fifty eighteen and the guy. Yeah, like I don't know what the hell happened, Like all of a sudden, they're over and they're winning, Like, hey, I like them, they're good tag team. Gemma Jackson is here and so let's go.
Now it's a party. Gem is here. I love that name. Remember growing up?
Do you remember gem in the Holiday? And I know it wasn't a boy's cartoon. Remember when the first Cousins. The Shock came in and beat everyone up with chairs over their heels and all of a sudden.
Misfits where the band guys like what they got by the. Really really accelerated weird put. They gave the Misfits a bunch of money, which it was, okay, they've been in the coup. Yes, I'm going to crack and we don't get to.
This is a audio for I'm happy with them, my pretty deadly growing real I'm getting caught doomsday. Yeah, And so that's what retained their titles and pretty We'll get the. Other eighteen but not this. I'm losing viewers.
I'm losing live viewers because this is so terrible. People are tuning out of me, Like I get it. Nobody wants to in here and listen to this shit. This is terrible.
All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go back to d SP dyeing. He died because he he uh what what was it? He worked one day?
Ah, So let's go and do that instead, because this is much better. Uh. And I've got a bunch of animated DSP content that people have been dropping for the bonus if we get if we get to the goal tonight, we'll do overtime. I'll do this.
I have this in another video we can do to get to the overtime. The overtime is the good stuff. I don't have any slop tonight. We've got good bonus content tonight.
Look at his face, Look at his face. He's like, what happened? Let's back it up so we can watch Phil die in his game after he worked one day. Phil died.
He died in a simulation after working in a simulation, a game, simulated job for one day. He fucking died. Temptable sleeping outfit. I don't I don't understand.
Why is the current of what's going on? What the hell does happened? Self? Opigy die?
You died from working one day? What the hell just happened? What look face? Why did I die because you worked one day?
You lose it? Why did the fucking bomby? You couldn't work one day, even in the simulation. I just die.
He couldn't work one day, even in a simulator. I had one day of work. That was enough to kill Phil. One day, even in a simulation, one day of arab enough to kill Phil.
You can't make it all. What happened? I exactly the dream of all of my trolls. I have absolutely no idea.
What just happened? What a loser? I just he couldn't work one day in a simulation. It was too much for him.
Just his heart just gave out. I don't know what happened? You tell me? Why did I die?
So let's read this. Philbernhill's embarked on the final journey of life, embracing death. This lived a full life. Wow.
Yeah, it was like two days eating knowledge through many experiences filled with cherish friends. What that didn't happen? Peacefully? This zoys ready for the next life, and we remembered as a noble soul who's cherished all the experiences in love from the world.
These watch over Philbernill so warmly as it embarks on a journey of new learning. A zoy's karma is determined by past choices were bad karma. Scores become ghosts and once remain in the world to reflect upon their lives and learn lessons that they missed during their lifetime is unfinished business to sort of in their life. Nice to meet you.
I'm nixed the one who manages zoys in the afterlife. What don't be alarmed because you become a ghost by performing good deeds to fill in traces of your past life, you complete your journey and embark on a new beginning. Once the car reach is good, you can be ready to move on. Even my having too many ghosts in your city makes it harder to add new zoys.
What could you. Imagine a ghost of philter even understand what? It never even indicated that you were sick. I just.
Send dons you died from working. One ghost play is in development. It's not done yet. Play with your original family no family members available.
In other words, lose sure. I think does he die again? I think he plays again and dies again. Yeah, he dies again, Let's see him again.
But I just like I don't remember how to do that now? Apparently every time phil is I forgot. Every time he's forced to work a real job in the simulation game, he dies after he works one day, he died twice. The second time he had Oh my god, he died again because he had to work for a whole day.
How did I do that? You need to sleep again, Steve. My death is eight three six nine. My death is.
Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. So I hit programming level two years ag I did last time? Why did I spend the money? So Je?
Why I spend any time? I'm going to get more? Trust me. I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. So you're to see hold on, he said, you're in a risky state. Thank you for I died again? Yeah, you worked another day.
Every time he has to work one day, he dies instantly. You're dead, bitch. He sucks at video games. Ha zero with a good point.
Why does every wrestling fan see that the hot woman women and swoon over the men? Very homosexual? I agree, there's something pretty gay about that, right I think? So, I think you're right.
Throw money at me. Thank you for your kindness. One for the goal and we've got a laying walls with ten save us Steve. Hell, I don't even know what to say.
I don't understand it. You're in a risky Karmik state. You can't do anything about it, I mean die and you also money talks. Money talks to Laye Wallis.
Thanks for letting it talk to me. I mean, I only played this character for three hours? Was three? Dame?
Tell you to support Steven. That's right. I don't have those. I mean usually go back in time.
All it's gonna do is gonna have you exactly. It's gonna have you loads, so you can't mix it. So I guess the character I need to do. Next time, I have to make a new character, and I have to another place if there is a next time, because I'm shocked at tonight.
We actually have more people here, more engagement, but the support was actually not even. A bunch of people. You're gonna have a game like this that's a newer game playing, we're having fun with it, and there's a lot of engagement, then there's support. There was like very little tonight, Oh, very.
Little support because you're a loser. Nobody wants to give you money because your content is like watching paint dry. Dude, you suck. You're terrible, You're so boring, and all you do is begging, complain, and look at you.
Supposed to be a video game expert and you're just dying in the simulation game after you couldn't he couldn't keep a sim alive for two days, they died. Lose, sir, Thank you Toad mcswoll for your kindness, generosity and support. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now? U H, what up? Says I like to believe the game developers know who Phil is and it is clowning on him with trolls coming true.
Wouldn't it be funny if they knew what a loser he is and they like cheated to make him die all the time. Oh my god, I didn't know he died, again, says Tyber. Yeah, he died every time he was forced This is this is the irony of this. Every time dark Side Phil was forced to work a real job, even in a simulation, he died after one day of working a You have to be a man with a penis to donate sperm phill is neither Wow review tech Mongolia tell us what you really think?
You wonder how his rabbit died when he can't keep his sim alive. I know, I know, Yeah, muppet pimping, correctly pointing out there's three hundred and sixty four watching that's just on YouTube. Two hundred and ten likes pony up the likes you degenerates. Yeah, hit that like button.
It really helps. It really does help. D esp Playing this game reminds me of how I let my tamagatti die every day when I was like six. I never had one of those that was like, I don't know, you know, I had like a dog and a cat when we were growing up.
I didn't have any digital pets, though I had a pet rock, right, A lot of kids did. That's the greatest story. Ever, some guys just like, yeah, let's put rocks in a box. People will buy him.
Imagine the pitch for that. But they made millions of dollars selling pet rocks. Ridiculous. Okay, let's continue on our snore text journey here so I don't get it.
And by the way, if anybody is also jumping back and forth between the phil smart guys show. If he starts raging over people setting in pennies, please let me know. Put it in all caps or something, because we'll flip back over there. I don't know if it gets spicy.
If you want it the next time for the game, you should have supported it quite frankly, because if we hit the goal tonight, absolutely I would have done another stream of it. Now I don't know. Yeah, he's rage, he's wages quitting this one. No, there's no quick audit to be had.
The stream is over. My character is dead and we don't even Maybe that's why yemember because he looked, he realized we didn't even hit halfway to our goal, and he just immediately he's had a heart attack. You couldn't take it. You don't feed him.
That's why it's a great pet. He just carried around. Yeah, you don't have to feed it. Chick won't let you sub.
That's because you're probably on mobile. You cannot sub yourself. If you're on mobile, you could give the sub, but you can't sub yourself. I know that sounds stupid, but that's to the regular.
So so that sounds pretty cool. And checking in with the goltime really Waffles the cat here says, it seems like a bug. It's happening to other people, and people are posting up on Steam about it, so it does seem like it's a bug. Huh oh god geez.
Mariah Scary says SIM streams only get a lot of views if you torture a sim, you know how to do a cool build, or you're using a mod. Well, it's my first real experience. I haven't played a SIM game in over ten years. I decided to take a chance on this one because people ask me to.
So I don't know why you would be expecting that, you know what I mean? Like Todd Mwall says, I still have double the viewers. Smart guys, this is it. I at least he's absolutely dead.
It's a game bug, all right, philm The buck is called pig pretty crazy. Only three hours of game play. The guy's dead. He killed his own sin.
That's why the rabbit died. You can't even you lose her. You can't even keep a fucking sibyl live. Of course, his rabbit fucking died.
Exit Jesus, that's brutal, man. I'm not even gonna read it is so terrible at every game I noticed. This game is something else. I don't know.
Man, It's like I said, he was, like certain certain parts are are really good and other parts are just completely unfinished mess. So oh man, all right, well here's the deal. I played the game for four hours. An hour was character creation?
Right? Wait a minute, did it just update? Oh? I forgot my save to the cloud?
A film? But I'm not that big a fan of cheeseburgers, but I am a huge fan of So if we hit the goal, besides the overtime content that I have planned, we'll do an impromptu beer review. Uh and I no, I didn't get the beer for free, but it's a really good beer. And uh yeah, come on, guys, we're almost there, says Coody the Kid.
O seven. Yeah, we we are. We are nearing the goal. Don't don't make me be like Phil and a loser and not hit the goal.
I'm gonna have self esteem problems, you know. And besides, tomorrow, I want to be able to buy a Burger King cheeseburger without rooting through my car for fucking change. Man, I'm not rooting through my car for change to buy Burger King tomorrow. Audience members don't you want me to get a cheeseburger like a fucking like a man like you don't want me to be like digging in my car for change tomorrow, buy a fucking cheeseburger like this Clown's dense.
I refuse to do that, Coody the Kid, oh seven. Thank you for your kindness, god, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane.
Yeah, I'm gonna be able to afford a cheeseburger at Burger King tomorrow, and I can pay with like with dollar bills, not with I don't want to pay for a Burger King cheeseburger with nichols and dimes. Steve D eight three six y nine, with a kind of generous gifting of a true seekers membership. Praise the Cash member, Praise the Cash, Praise the Cash. And thanks to Stevie D's kindness, Stevie D eight three six nins kindness, Capital j just became a Praise the Cash member.
We are praising the Cash tonight, friends, and you really should subscribe because when kind of generous people like Stevie here gifted membership, you get you can win one, but you have to be a subscriber to win these gifted memberships. And Keita with two a terrible bikini p have to make this sycophant suffer haha. Suff a dark side, phil Suffa, thank you for your kindness, very much appreciated. Cash money, bitches, cash money hah.
Yeah, I'm not digging. Could you believe I'm not digging in a car for change? Double viewers on the semi off topic stream subject. I know the alien and the psychic Grifter streams bring in way more to suffulfill.
You're less interesting, David Wilcock. Yeah, you know we were getting remember when we were when we first started this phil arc, we were getting like a thousand or more live viewers, So some of it is dropped off. I don't blame people. This is this is pathetic watching this clam get these l's every week.
But thank you Todd mcswaede. I appreciate that comment. Right, Yeah, and Kei I feet picks next, please just kidding, just kidding actually on that Oh wow, you're oh her her profile pick? I missed this a terrible bikini pick to make the secophant suffer.
Haha. Yeah, well you should send it to me big so I could show the audience. Right, How am I supposed to show that to the audience, Ankita? Ha oh wait, I think I can.
I can go to your channel. Maybe I could blow it up now, maybe not, but well there's a bikini pick of Ankita. Nice. Nice.
Remember, Remember, ladies, there's nothing better to put a smile on a man's face than a bikini pick. I encourage, I highly encourage all women. Take those bikini pics, post them, send them out right, that's a good thing. Praise the praise the bikinis.
Praise the bikinis. Allelujah. I can't wait. Summer is coming.
And even at the cabin near the lake. Near my cabin, there's plenty of bikini clad women all summer. It's nice, right, And yeah, I'm married, but I can look. I'm not dead, you know.
I always tell my wife and Kita if once in a while she catches me looking at it, you know, like another woman in a bikini or something like that, and I always say, hey, listen, relax. They get to blow up the tires, but you get to ride the bike. Honey. You're the only one that gets to ride the bike.
Anybody can blow up the tires. Oh, let's go back to where where where are we at? Okay, let's go back here. In three hours of Phil Burnell, he's dead, out of nowhere with no explanation.
Phil Burnell died from working one day and it simulations. Leave it in your hands, guys, ever more in joy or not? All right? What do you want?
Thank you? And you want more? What I would do is I would make a brand new character. It wouldn't be me this time.
I would just maybe do uh, you know, let's do some randomized and actually never and go from there and then to another city. I don't want them to be at the seaside. I want to go to like either the major city the other part, see how it and and see how they do in another part of the map, because there's apparently different things to do, like recreation jobs, all that is completely different in the different parts of the map. Soasingly I thought it might help the suffering cats.
No, absolutely, you let me know. Determined again, that was awesome. You know it could be sometime this week maybe that we'll see. I just received a fifteen dollars tip.
Rest in peace to zoy side. Phil. Yeah, I don't know. I guess he's done.
I tried to play he's dead. I still don't even know what happened that he didn't explain it there is that he had a full life with friends and family. No, he just what happened is that Phil is so allergic to work that even in a simulation, if Phil is forced to work a real job for one day. He would die.
He would literally die. Could you imagine Phil like painting a house all day for eight hours, or you know, construction or anything that required actually, you know, some masculinity. He would he would curl up into a ball and cry himself to death. Just started.
He literally just started to live, and you killed him. He's so upset about this, So fifteen bucks. Be nice. Be nice to the ladies, Arthur.
You gotta be kind to them. Yes, so at least tonight, I appreciation and let's talk some zeal whether or not you guys, I would. I would. Character, but it deefinitely unfinished and his problems.
Why did my character die in three hours? Loser? Well, I think obviously that's going to be an entertaining video. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it and I will.
See you all right. Good, So maybe for moreton zoy, depending on what you say. So we'll go from there. He is holding out for the third chance.
All right, fills a real blue car, folks. Well, he sits that is going to be children's video games all day for tonight's streams. Loser, h here we go. Let's hold on one second.
Oh god, so bright? Oh my face. Yeah. I don't know why, but he's going back to his old Uh what is that like Connecticut condo with all his junk and shit all over the place.
I guess that's a picture and he's green screening it. He wants to feel like he's back in his glory days where he could afford to buy all these stupid expensive toys all around him. And okay, why is everything he like for children? Right?
I mean I like some stuff like comic books and you know, but I have adult male interests though. Outside of that, it seems to me like everything he likes is for eight year old children. He played an eight year old child Nintendo game the other day. He likes wrestling.
He likes wrestling cards, and he loves looking at pictures of sweaty muscular men. And he likes watching sweaty muscular men grope each other, you know, and it's he likes teenage mutant ninja turtles and shit like it's pretty it's pretty weird for a forty plus year old man to be into all of those childhood things. Still, right, he can't knock up his wife, so he became the child himself. Oh yeah, he doesn't strike me as a very virile man who would be able to impregnate a woman.
First of all, you need a good sperm count for that. He strikes me as low te And we know he's low TA because he's got man boobs. If you get man boobs, that lowers your testosterone. In fact, you're getting man boobs because you're low tea.
Yeah. Yeah, he legit was man and his trading cards had hot women on them. I know he's gay. He's definitely gay.
He's definitely got homo vibes. You know. He likes all this kiddie shit like an eight year old. He loves looking at sweaty pictures of men.
He spent thousands of dollars to pull to, you know, buy digital pictures of Hulk Hogan's all sweaty and muscular. Right, that's gross, right, watching buff men? Yeah, yeah, Mouppin Piven says he sounds more and more like Charlie's uncle or almost done through this one, and I got another one. For you that's gonna be it for tonight's streams, How did you enjoy earlier today?
We had major progress in Sweet Coden one more streaming. It looks like we'll beat it, maybe two, but someone said probably one stream is the finale, So there you go. And in Zoid tonight, I enjoyed. I don't know why I died because you're looking.
But what sucks is, like I said, this. Just sucks a video game. We hit the goal. I was really, how was.
His job playing video games? And he's so fucking bad at it? You've had seventeen years to get good at this, dude, open. To hit the goal.
We had five straight streams that we hit the goal. We didn't hit it tonight, all right now? Now, yeah, And of course he goes on they don't show it, but he goes on to complain to the audience about not hitting the goal for that night, you know, as if the world's going to end if he doesn't get one hundred and fifty dollars a stream, right, He's it seems like he will be on a Lifetime Channel movie about him. It will be a touching movie.
Look at all the junk. Even back then he hoard it, threw away all his money on useless bullshit. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I got a friend that collects all that kind of stuff, Like he's got like Iron Man helmets.
Yes, Ryan, this is live. So he I got a friend and he collects all that kind of stuff and he wastes I don't know, like tens and tens of thousands of dollars. He's got like Mandalorian helmets that are like Hollywood level recreations, and Iron Man helmet and you know all those expensive Todd McFarlane like Spider Man and Venom figures and stuff not figures like busts, And you know he's got a whole basement full is you've got to have you had to have spent like a couple hundred thousand dollars on basically junk. To me, it's junk, but you know, to each their own.
Kuda the kid oh seven, hearing the call of the goal. We must be getting close thirty nine of fifty eleven more to hit the overtime goal. Maybe I'll pull a fill and I'll just hold the stream hostage until we get those other eleven. But thank you coud A Kid for your kindness, generosity and support.
Throw money at me, keep doing it. Throw more. We need to We need to throw just a little bit more. Review tech mongolia is is I wish I had that kind of disposable income.
Well, you know, men, you know that's saying men and boys. The only difference is the price of their toys. You know, some guys by I bought a corvette, you know, like now I just bought this electric dirt bike. You know, everybody's got their thing.
I mean, I can't really be rudge somebody, but it just to me, it seems kind of crazy to spend that much money on like figurines and you know, uh, Mandalorian helmets and like I'm not saying he has the Mandalorian helmet. I'm saying he has all of them. He has like the Boba Fette one, the Mandalorian one, and a bunch of the other ones from the Mandalorian series. It's wacky, you know, he has a whole collection of him But that's what he likes, I guess.
So you know, but to me, like when I saw when he told me how much that costs, I was like, holy shit, you spent that much money to just put this thing up on a shelf. And you know, he's very meticulous, though, I think he's a little ocd. He go, he like dusts them all and cleans them every week and wipes everything down, and it always looks it's very organized. Right, I don't see if I can't get a picture if I ever am visiting again.
All right, we're gonna get to are we gonna you want to check in with Let's check in with Phil's live stream. Is it still live? Yes? It is.
He's got a whole one hundred and sixty people watching. Let's go over there. See I got any better? I think it's just as bad as it was though.
Oh and let's check on his money. We'll pocket watch him, you know how he pocket watches me. I like to pocket watch him. But it's in a reverse order because I just look at his chat and go, where's the fucking money, dude, where's the support?
Where's the super chats? Holy shit, you got like none, And that's got to be like for a while, he's got no support, No donos. It kind of finished, which let me just go through. I don't he's not opening any cards.
He didn't even get to one hundred dollars and they've been live for an hour and a half. Almost, dude, you didn't get to one hundred dollars. And remember that one hundred dollars is gross. It's really like fifty after taxes, after taxes.
In the YouTube thirty percent two grown men hosting a sh show and they each only net twenty five dollars. Jesus Christ. These guys can work at Taco Bell almost to make this money. Oh, Muppet Pimpin says, I'm broke as f right now, but I'm trying.
Once I get back up, I'm gonna bless this channel. Hey, no worries muppet Pimpin. Uh and I'm sorry to hear that you're having a good time. So we're all gonna say, we're all gonna send money vibes to Muppet pimping, So of course he can send some of that to me.
Ha. God bless you and praise the cash in your own personal life. Don't worry about me, brou I'm good, and thank you for your previous support. I'm very stubborn with money.
Even if I have thousands of my account, I can't bring myself to pay for door Dash when I could just go drive and pick and pick up groceries. Yeah, I'm in the same way. I have never used door Dash, not once, never never. Thank you, h what up?
And Detective Bloor with two dollars says ten left. Let's go brokies. Thank you for kindness, Detective Blour, and we've got Cooty the Kid with another one. This is on behalf of Muppet Pimping.
See how that is. Thank you Muppet Pimping, and thank you Cooty the Kid. Oh seven, very very kind and very very generous of all of you, or both of you, I should say thank you for kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me. Today dangerously low, friends, it's dangerously low. Ha oh, thank you Muppet Pimpin and Cooty the Kid and Detective Blour for your kindness, generosity and support. It is much much appreciated.
It seems like this is not getting any better this stream here, but I've got plenty more material. I could go for another five hours, especially if there's beer involved. Right, We're going to do a beer review. And you know, doing a beer review is just so that I could drink.
I could say, well, I wasn't just drinking on stream. I did a beer review, you know, for the bonus content. I was reviewing the beer right, nine to go, nine more to get to the beer review and the overtime Detective Blour nine left. Let's go broke, eas, Let's go broke, eas.
Let's go thank you for kindness, generosity and support. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, they will never be too powerful for me. Thank you, Detective Bloor.
Oh my god, let's go back to the snoozefest. That is smart. Guys got one hundred. And sixty supers and she always does that bake ship so to me, I think I just liked it and then you got flair.
She always has to like get her words. I'm banned in his live chat. Just you know, let her talk was really nice. It might actually it might actually.
This is terrible. Let's to other content that I have that we can do so this is great. DSP gets utterly embittered after demanding eighteen hundred dollars on a single stream and getting less than one hundred dollars. So here's what happened, and this is my opinion, but I'm entitled to it.
So Phil knows that all of his dents are on disability checks because they're all mentally you know, they're all disabled. That's literally who watches Phil is mentally disabled people. And he knows it's the first of the month. So he comes up with a great plan, and that is to ask his audience for eighteen hundred dollars because they just got their checks.
And if all of these dents that just got their checks just give him like one hundred bucks each, maybe eighteen of them will give him one hundred bucks each, and he can basically rob a bunch of disabled people. Great job. Tua Agent, with two dollars, says, maybe DSP can have Wilcock as his co host next. Yeah, that'd be something.
And thank you for kindness, generosity and support, Tua Agent two four seven Egyptian Princess, no message, just five and one for the goal. Thank you for kindness. Both of you. Throw money at me, just throw it, just keep throwing it.
I got bored of throwing Phil pennies. That was kind of a waste of time. I did think if we could get enough people too, then he would like melt down on his show. But I don't think he's even watching that, so who knows?
You know, Oh, wrong, wrong video? Here we go. I owed the state over five thousand dollars. I owed my tax attorney over five thousand dollars.
All of that money that was phantom money that didn't have got charged to my credit cards and completely and utterly maxed out any remaining. Credit man eight more to go, guys. Yeah, if we hit nine hundred dollars of support by the end of this stream, that's right, this stream I'm on right now. So if we raised nine hundred bucks on this stream, all right, I will shave my beard.
I'm not gonna shave my hair, but I will shave my beard completely, and we will have clean faced Phil with no beard for the first time since twenty ten, the first time in fifteen years. Who fucking cares? I will have no. Beard in my content to celebrate my return to Connecticut.
Yes, today, only this stream only, you'll have clean shaven Phil. No, instead of how about this, instead of counterproposing other things and asking for more, how. People want more than that for that kind of money? He wants to you just gonna shave your mustache for that kind of money.
That's crazy. So people in his live chat are asking for more, like shave your head too, and shit, oh that's something else. One second, I wanted to share something else. This is interesting from Frownie.
The today only story so far, probably missed some. My favorite is him still saying today only both times a day of twenty four hours apart. So this is funny where Phil like he does this thing, he literally is committing consumer fraud, Like this is fraud. He says, today only if you give me this much money, you'll get these badges.
By the way, I have to figure out how to give out the badges on Kick because there's many kind and generous people over on Kick. I'd like to give him out. I'm going to look into that. But anyway, he hangs these badges like a hanging carrot right in front of horse, you know, like chase the carrot, you stupid more on dents and he says today only today only if I get this much money, I'll do this, and then he does it the next day, today only until tomorrow, and then I'll say today only again.
Today only if you're over on Kick and you give twenty subs, I will give you both badges two for one deal, but only today. The deal is good on kick today only twenty gifted subs, you get the VIP and the OG badges. It's only good for today, twenty gifted subs over on Kick. If you gift twenty subs on Kick, I will gift you both the VIP and the OG badges in the chat only today, only.
Today, only today. The sub is the VIP badge, twenty is the OG badge and you can give badges to others today only today. I'm just today only today, will I give you those badges for twenty subs? What's twenty subs bucks?
I guess kick a twenty sub bomb. You get both the VIP badge and the OG badge for a twenty sob bomb on kick today only. Today, only today, friends, only today, will he give you that special deal? What a scumbag.
Let's go back to this shit. So here he is asking for nine hundred bucks to save his mustache and getting upset because people want more than that for nine hundred bucks. Oh about you just accept the deal and you support it. Yeah?
Wait a minute, maybe I should do that if I get one hundred. If I get twenty subs on kick, I will grow a beard. How about that? I will grow a No, I can't, honestly I can't.
First of all, my wife hates it, and second of all, it grows in so patchy, and it's gonna take forever to get a good beard. Going. Yeah, how about this? If I get oh, this is this is this is genius.
See if I get twenty kick subs today, only twenty kick subs today, and it's today only, I'll figure out how to get you all the badges. So you'll get all the badges wherever you know, vip and shit that he would saying, I don't even know how to give out the badges, but I'll figure it out. So if I get twenty subs, I will give that person who gives the twenty subs the badges, and then I will shave my pubes completely balled, and my balls. But I can't do that on stream, So I'll send you a dick pic if you want it to prove that I shaved my nuts and and my ball sack.
All right, if you get twenty kick subs, you have to wear the black leather duster. I don't have a black leather duster. Uh what can I wear? I've got a hat, I've got a I don't know, I don't know.
Uh yeah. But if we get twenty gifted subs tonight, if somebody drops a twenty sub bombo and kick, I give you my word of honor. I will shave my balls completely bald, with a big razor. Like first off, trim it.
I always trim it. I like Manscape. You gotta be manscape, gentlemen. Women don't like it.
If it's like my wife calls it sasquatch. You know, She's like, you gotta do something about the sasquatch. There gotta trim it up. So I trim it, but I don't shave it.
And the reason I don't shave it is because then when the hair starts coming in, you're like itching your balls in public. Right It's it's not a good thing. A haha, but thank you? H what up?
So twenty subs, I will shave my balls forget about them. Who cares about a mustache. I'm gonna if I shave my balls, I'm gonna be itching for a full long week when that shit starts growing back, don't touch me, I'm crazy. Show us lunch meat.
Steve dangles some balogney says touch me, don't touch me, I'm crazy. Yeah, well I got some lunch meat. We could do a lunch meat sandwich goal, but that's kind of lame, right hah. So let's get back to Phil begging for nine hundred dollars.
And you know the reason he's doing this on the first of the month is because he knows that's when his moronic disabled dents some people call them wheelchairs all get their disability checks. He's trying to steal money from disabled people for nonsense. And since you're new to H and R, oh god, one second, ah here we'll get through that. It's funny.
There's a commercial for getting your taxes done. Ah yes, yes, thank you. Don't touch me, I'm crazy for your kindness. Well, let's face it, all so money talks.
Money does talk, and thank you for talking to me with your money. We appreciate it. All right, We're gonna see him beg for this nine hundred bucks. He wants that nine hundred for the switch to and a couple of games that he will complain about having to stream.
Is that what it is. Yeah, brave browser already says muppet pimpin. Yeah, I'm on it. I'm gonna do something about that.
I promise see for the For my other shows, usually I'm much more prepared and I just mirror, I download the video than I uploaded to my own YouTube on monetized. But I just don't have time sometimes to do that to get what I offer. Because you're not getting anything else. I received nine hundred dollars, you received shit.
Well can I get this too? Will you do this too? Will you do this? No?
No, because you didn't even support anyway. I'm not giving you anything. I'm going to give you what I said. The deal is for nine hundred bucks to support on the stream.
By the end of the stream, I will shave my beard completely off and I will order both Minecraft meals and we will do the Minecraft esp tries it right now on Boxing Bowl, checking out two different collectibles and all that live on this very stream. What a big spender. He's gonna buy two McDonald's Happy Meals again? Why is he always doing things that are for children?
Are they happy meals? Are they children's meals? Or are they just a meal deal? Either way, that's pretty gay.
Like, give me nine hundred dollars and then I'll go get McDonald's and you people can watch me stuff my face with it. And you know why this works because a lot of Phil's audience are such fucking total loser morons that they don't have money for burger king like that, like that PWR loser. So I guess they can live vicariously through Phil. And even though they can't afford a fast food meal, they can watch Phil get a fast food meal.
Right, And still it's just bizarro world. This is a bizarro world we're in. What are you gonna do? I'm not gonna sit here with just for men brushing my fucking beard on stream?
Who cares? U'se a shit? I'm not a fucking fashion model, right, I'm gonna shave the beard live on stream? How would I do that?
Exactly? You want to? You want me to? How would I do that?
Wouldn't be able to see myself shaving? And where's the hair gonna go? Yeah, he's a moron. You see yourself in the obs, you dumb ass, and you use obs to run your show.
You don't need a mirror. This is what a moron he is I'm gonna shave in the bathroom and come back. Oh, he's gonna shave in the bathroom and come back. And what's going on?
Man? He's complaining, I'm not gonna People were saying that his beard. I think in that other clip his beard is graying and why don't you get the just for men out And he's like, oh, I'm not gonna do that. Well, you're obviously doing it on your head.
There's no way that his beard is that gray. And he's not dyeing his hair, not there's anything wrong with that. But like right now, if someone did a nine hundred dollars tip, and by the way, it has to be someone I trust, because if I get a nine hundred dollar tip from someone anonymous, I don't know they could charge it back. I don't believe that shit.
But if I had, you know, some contributions came in, they add to or subs can't be refunded. Superchats can't be refunded. Right if I got nine hundred dollars support. All right?
Uh boy, call me astro. He was asking for nine hundred dollars this stream and the next day received over one thousand dollars in subs on kick by an account who never chatted in his streams before. How funny. Yeah, he's faking goals.
He's faking goals because he knows he's a loser and he doesn't want to be humiliated by PPP and Andy Worski making fun of him. He's not really hitting these goals. A couple of times I've noticed that somebody with zero chat history comes in his chat and just gets him over the hump right at the end of the thing, right, h what up says he can manscape his face. His facial hair looks like pews ha ha.
Call me Astro. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and of course for helping us to praise the cash. Well, let's face it all, so money talks. Money does talk, and thank you for talking to me with your money.
Very very generous, and we are at seven to the goal. We're gonna make it tonight. I feel it. I feel the generosity.
I feel people all over the world who's got a big, fat wallet, a fat of wallet than me, and those people want to lighten their load and give that burden of all that money to me. Haha. Praise the cash, friends. I would literally go leave for five minutes, shave my whole beard off, and come right back.
No, I'm an electric grazer. I'm gonna use electric grazer. I don't have a street blade because I can't use a straight blade. I've told you guys, my skin is so sensitive.
If I use a street razor, my whole face swells up and just becomes painful and agitated. And then after the fact, all the pores become infected and I get a ton of acting. It's disgusting. I tried to save the straight razor.
I can't save with a grown up man razor. My face is too fucked up. I'll get I'll get the pimples if I shaved with a grown up man razor. You know when I first started growing a beard in high school and this kept happening, and I went to the dermatologists and he is, yeah, you have like ridiculously sensitive skin.
Like, for example, right now, let's say I itch on my on my cheek right here. If I actually just rubbed it like this, I would get a well on my skin. I'm gay. I'm gay.
I'm good. So we're currently two bucks of support. A look at that thirty two dollars. Now he's gonna start.
Now, he's gonna start the board meeting. Look, we only got thirty two dollars so far of support, and I what a loser. He asked for nine hundred and they gave him thirty two dollars. Oh, whoa man?
That is? That is rough. Your goal was nine hundred and you got thirty two dollars after the U that's like twenty dollars. Man, after YouTube and taxes, it's like twenty dollars he made for the whole street.
Loser, loser, you could have made more money at Taco Bell. They pay like fifteen bucks an hour. You could have made like thirty or more. We're not doing very good pacing here to hit nine hundred bucks.
And look he's fucking snapping at the audience, right, he's snapping. He's snapping at the audience saying, you guys gotta give me money, give me money. Come on, you losers, you fucking morons, give me money. He's snapping at the audience for money.
You guys, aren't you gotta pick up the pace? Guys, you're not giving me enough money. What a fucking begging loser. Huh, We're not on the right pacing to get this the face shaved and to get the minecraft ESP tra Well, where we go again.
Jeez man, some people have their ads cranked up to annoyance level maximum. And I promise I'm gonna do the I will. We won't have this issue again after this week. I'm aggravated with it, and I'm aggravating with getting messages about it.
All right, one second back to it. Oh, here we go, Here we go one time only offer that we will do it on this stream, and I will never offered to shave before. I will never offer to shave again. I don't trust his one time offer.
Remember what we just saw. That's why I played that one first today only today only today, only today only. He does it every fucking day. What a liar, what a scumbag.
Today only time only offering to shave if we get nine hundred bucks on this stream. So we got to make it happen. We're gonna start dropping the hondas. Ah there is using PPP and Andy Wirski talk.
That's there like term for hondos. But while we're at it, who's dropping hundos on me? Fuck you, Phil, You don't need the hondos. You'll spend it on stupid shit like watching MS muscle men in a children's wrestling game and spend thousands of dollars on that.
You don't need the hondos. I need the hondos. Fuck you, Phil, who's gonna drop a hundo right now? One hundred dollars?
Super chat right now? Boom, who's gonna do? Whody fucking cares? Stop that ship beaver bother with a dollar fifty two?
Can you shave one centimeter of your beard so we know it's not April Fools? No, stupid, I told you it wouldn't matter if it was April Fools or not. For nine hundred dollars to support on a singular street and not even marathons the regular stream support, I would shave my beard. Why would not?
Like I said, it's not like this is he could make something so sacred it's never it's gonna go back. I don't think he's. Do that ndred percent. I would do it.
We can't make a woman club now VR over on kicks, you go shirtless like R to you all back you right, all right? But the way it works is you contribute and then I take the shirt off right, that's what RTU does. So if you get me to nine hundred dollars, actually, no, nine hundred dollars is just for the shape. If you get me to eighteen hundred dollars, h double the goal and we get eighteen hundred dollars today, I will take my shirt off, live on string.
There you go for eighteen hundred dollars. Look at this shit. So first he asked for nine hundred and they only give him thirty two to shave his beard. Now he's asking his audience for eighteen hundred dollars, and I just want to say that that is to me, that is cringe worthy.
I would never well, I'd never say never. Like what if I needed eighteen hundred dollars to get out of jail, I might ask for In that case, I would ask for a PayPal donation or something. I don't foresee that ever happening. But you know what I mean, ever say never.
But Jesus, the balls on this guy. What a freak show? Yes, the balls on this guy one thousand dollars. He better pull dance.
Well, you know what's funny? All right, Well, one of the bonuses tonight is going to be is going to be worth it. So if we hit the goal tonight and we're only a few away, we're gonna do the beer review, We're gonna do the overtime animations of Dark Side Phil, and then I'm gonna share with you the dancing stripper girl intro to the new Kick Only show. It is fire And for those on aware, I'm starting a new Kick Only exclusive show.
It has nothing to do with truth Seekers. It's a completely different show concept and it's called the Internet Insanity Circus. We're gonna be starting that in a couple of weeks. Things turned out to be much more complicated than I remember.
I have the stripper layers done, I have stripper breaks where dancing stripper girls will dance in between like bumpers, and I still have to film. We have this whole layer of crazy with this show. There's these puppets and they look like children's puppets, but their foul mouth and they curse all the time, and they talk about banging whores and doing coke and smoking crack. I think it's a good concept.
It's basically crazy, Like I'm just layering on the crazy. So yeah, I will show you one piece of the new Internet in Sanity Circus tonight, if we hit the goal, Muppet pimpin says, I'm doing a Muppet thing. Yeah, I grew up with the Muppet Show and that's one of the things that got me interested in puppets, Sesame Street and the Muppet Show. Right, Jim Henson, God rest his soul.
He was a poet and a prophet. He really really was a talented man, and he's sadly missed. I'll take my shirt off. Nobody like him today.
Let's get to tier one. The Tier one goal is nine hundred for me to shave. Let's do that first. Okay.
He takes and takes and takes. It's not just the audience, it's his family. It's his parents that he takes and takes and takes. Took money from them, and he promised to get a job.
What takes and takes and takes from me. No, I'm not shaving my eyebrows. I keep telling you guys. If I'm making an offer for something on a stream that's.
Not for nothing, but for nine hundred bucks, I would. I would save my eyebrows for nine hundred bucks. Fuck it, don't grow back. I can pencil him in for.
A few weeks. There's no let's let's change the offer. Let's add to the off, or let's attract from the offer, or let's edit the ice. There's an offer, support a certain way, and I'll do something or turn that's it.
You know when we were kids and somebody would pass out drunk while kids, I mean you know pardy age, somebody would pass out totally drunk or high, we would just shave one eyebrow. I think that's worse, right, you just shaved the one eyebrow, because then that leaves them with a terrible decision. So I just walk around for like three weeks, which is one eyebrow while the other one grows back in? Or do I shave the.
Other one off so I don't look like a moron with one eyebrow for three weeks? Oh yes, show us your moves, right, Mappa pimp and said on my twenty first birthday, I went to Chico. My friend shaved off my eyebrows and colored the back in. Oh yeah, I like the one eyebrow though.
The one eyebrow is something because then they have to choose what they're gonna do about it. Ha oh man, good times, right, let's get back to the nonsense. So he asked for nine hundred. Now he's asking for eighteen hundred.
He's going to show his man boobs, his moves and shave his mustache. H I'm shaving my eyebrows. I'm not doing dumb shit. It's what I offered earlier on the podcast.
Appreciate you very simple, I'll be show. We subscribe for thirteen months, said fill your boring. Thank you very much for b show. I appreciate that, thanks very much.
As we killed neck Lord, we're on to the next part of the story. And here he is playing an eight year old, an eight year old's game. This is literally like games like my eight year old plays. Let's get some support.
We haven't. We'll have one contribution since I started playing the game. Let's hit it again. I hit the goal every single time we played Sweet Codin.
It's allowed me to keep playing this game at length. And people said, hey, would you play the sequel this year? And I said I would. We can continue to support, we can keep the people coming out and engaging in supporting.
So let's hit that goal, all right, shall we? Oh, let's hit that goal, friends, Let's hit that goal. Let's hit that goal. We still need seven to hit our goal, but Phil needs eighteen hundred and he's at thirty two.
So I feel better about our position here than his position. Right, I totally feel better about my position here. Let's do it. Oh wait, well, I got to check in with his with his live stream.
It's still going, and I'm just scrolling through the chat. I don't see any superchats. I see no superchats. He did this whole night and might have made forty bucks.
Gross. Right, let's let's flip over there. See what this is? Fab This red Naomi.
I don't care about that face. Athletic. No, you could see Phil. He's on television, right, he's.
Rocking in his chair. He's very he's watching that live chair. He's not listening to this guy. He's watching the live chat going.
Where's all the fucking super chats, where's all the gifted subscriptions? Where's all the fucking money? I didn't make any money? And if he did check his PayPal, he got my pennies.
Bitch, we showered the pig with the pennies. Shower this pig with pennies. Now you see it week to week, I'm gonna go with Bobby Lashley. The Oh god, it's so boring.
I think this would have been a much easier question if we were talking like. He's down to live viewers. This dude has been doing this on YouTube for seventeen years. He can't crack two hundred live views.
Jesus Christ. All right, let's go back to the other thing that was more interesting his This wrestling show is like watching paint dry or grass grow or something. It is brutal. Okay, are we done here at KICK?
I don't know. You guys tell me. We do have a few supporters on KICK. It's just not a Oh, you're absolutely right.
I didn't put the chair cover on Holy crap. But anyway, you know what I was gonna say about KICKI is we do still have supporters on KICK. They're just not nearly as plentiful as it used to be. You know, it's difficult.
I'm you know, I'm only do into stuff for gaming. I'm not doing drama contact anymore. Oh. You know, there's gonna be people who are here for that people who aren't, And it's gonna be different.
It's gonna be vary. You know, every day's gonna be a little different. No, he banned so many people and Kick people can't even donate it if they want to. He's getting nothing.
He I watched a couple of his streams and he didn't get one Kick sub. He's been on there like eight I think like eight or nine months, longer than me. We always get at least one. Some days we get a lot of support on kick.
Some days we get zero. What can I do about that? Nothing? Right?
Dj oh c film hej just did a five dollars super jet. Thank you so much. That was the first contribution in two hours. Oh my god, this loser streamed for two hours and didn't get one contribution in two hours.
He didn't get one. I don't know. Yeah, this is why I titled tonight's broadcast the Downward Spiral of DSP because I'm here to tell you friends, it's gonna get worse. This is just the beginning of the downward spiral of dark.
This is gonna get much worse. Coody the Kid oh seven LFG. Yes, Yes, praise the cash, Praise the cash, cash money, bitches, cash money. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and big ups a lot of support from you.
Tonight. I appreciate it. The end is near. Beware with five any money through PayPal shows in my bank.
The pennies didn't go through. Did a quarter and it showed out of my bank. Pennies were no. Go Oh well, I don't know.
It said that I could send them through with my PayPal funds, not my bank, so I don't know. I don't know if they went through. Maybe it has to be a quarter. I'm gonna find out for sure, and we'll try it again.
But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yes I am, because I'm not a loser like Phil.
Two hours for five dollars, Dude, you literally could payanhandle outside of a fucking supermarket and make more than five dollars in two hours. Why don't you just put on some dirty clothes, grease up your face, right, and you don't even need to you're greasy enough. Just go down to your local supermarket and sit there with a sign that says, please support my wrestling game addiction. Right, you'll get more than five dollars.
You will get more than five dollars. Lose or loser alert trolley troll troll with five Do you suppose Phil's wife has a giant. Or you know, I don't know. Well, they're usually about oh yet, last night we were talking about this girl that had a giant gina.
Look, giant ginas are a thing, you know. So this fake psychic girl was always saying that men didn't the men, the men's dicks weren't big enough or something, and but the truth is, it turns out that the dicks weren't the problem. This girl, this fake psychic girl, she's got a giant gina. Sometimes women just have a giant gina, and no amount of dick is going to satisfy a giant gina.
You can't even touch the sides of a giant giana. Sometimes giant ginas are really that's a hazard, especially if you're a single man. You don't know she has a giant gina. So you get in there, and then you get in there and you're like, God, damn, she's got a giant china.
It's like a total waste of a woman because she can't You can't get off putting it in a giant china. It just doesn't work. You can't even touch the sides. But that you trolley troll troll.
Well, let's face it all, so money talked. Yes, trolie tul troll. Money talks, and thanks for talking to me with yours. And where are we at?
We are at four to the goal for more and we'll get the We're gonna do a beer review. We're gonna do some DSP ancient archaeology with these old animations that are pretty funny. And uh yeah, I'm not shaving my balls though, because nobody gave the nine hundred bucks. Wait, I gotta check PayPal.
If you're If you're gonna send the nine hundred bucks for me to shave my balls, send it in PayPal, don't send it on YouTube. I'm not giving up thirty if I have to shave my balls. I'm not giving YouTube thirty percent of the ball shave money. I'm just not gonna do it.
And DJ and DJ said, well, not really two hours. It was like an hour and a half. He says, oh, an hour and a half. So still you could have panhandled for more than five dollars in ninety minutes.
Broll, I'll be able. Foolslops. Someone will give you a fool today. I don't know.
I'm not a big fool guy. I don't like getting messed with because I already have enough stress in my life. Quite frankly, I don't really. He's got stress in his life.
This dude wakes up and he plays video games all day? How and he never leaves his house? How fucking stressful could your life be? You just play video games?
Dude? Why? And he added stress? You know, it's like when you've been messing with so much last and why is extra messing?
You know? Oh that's a shame, Anika, I was a guy that acted just like him, brought to you by God and personality. For a short time. It was like being with an adult toddler that did nothing for you and blame you for everything.
Yeah, yeah, he what can he do for a woman? You know? And Keita, let me just stop this for a moment. You know, there are some men, and I know some men that they purposefully get very very weak women.
Right, Uh, those are weak men. He's a weakling of a man. He's like, you know, middle of the pack. If he's anything like he is not an alpha male.
He can't handle a real woman. Look at him, and there's a lot of men like that. They just have nothing to offer women. You gotta do a few things for women.
You've got to be a good provider. You got to make them come like a racehorse. That's that's almost more important than a good provider. Because I've been broke before, but I made up for it, right.
You gotta you gotta, uh, you know, be an asset to that woman. If you're If you're not an asset to that woman, she's not gonna stay with you. She's not interested. You don't have things to offer.
Sorry to hear that and Keita, but there's some there's some real effeminate loser men out there. I feel bad for single women. No, here's the truth about Kickchat. I didn't want to ban anyone in kick but these idiots because I decided to plit with the casino decide, Oh, we're just gonna troll Phil every day.
We're gonna spamish chat non stop. It, you know, trollish things and emos to whine and could play because he did it on purpose, because you know, you're such ballsuckers. And I'm sorry I said. I wish that people could say, all right, listen, I like them.
I like Phil I watch balls and then not try to troll me. But they were just sitting here doing it every day. So I had to take control of the chap. There's nothing I could do about it.
You know. It was two weeks ago. I remember Who's a Ballsucker trying. To do a fighting game stream and it was a complete nightmare, Like I couldn't even play the game because people were just sitting there trolling like idiots.
It's like, what are you fucking. Can't people have free speech? You just let him and ignore them and play your game. What do your positive content?
He doesn't have positive content? Positively boring, you know. So stupid. You don't understand.
I'm not gonna let you in my night dreams. And uh it's a shame because he was getting support on kick but it was from it was from Keno people, and after the split, they're not giving him a fucking dime ever again. So, like I said, tonight, tonight's episode is titled the Downward Spiral of Darknight Phil, and I'm here to tell you it's totally just begun. This is gonna get worse and worse for him, all the supports drying up, the money he might have to get a fucking job, and that he would die after one day.
I guess I really had no problem with people using emotes or nothing, but they just had to be dumb and spam and ruin it for everyone. You know, that night I got a ton of complaints. I just came to watch play fighting games. I had to put up with this nonsense, and like, yeah, I'm sorry, you're right.
You shouldn't have to put up with this nonsense. It's really dumb. I did nothing for as I did everything wrong. Can you read my dead And you know I never had any intention of doing kind of any kind of serious moderation with kick chat, but the stream and no one can have fun, that's what happens.
And again was it me? You know I had It's like. And all of a sudden that day it all come in my chat. You were the one something that crazy step, not me.
I was having a good time rolling with it. But you know, so now all the people who used to be in there are gone, and it's their fault because they're the rules and made it that not a fun place for anyone of anybody else. But we still have some good chowders in there. This is that it has to be for good games and stuff, and right, you know this is a chill game.
This is only for his audience, this style of game. You're not going to get a lot of active people in there for a game like that. Yo. Uh yeah, and uh, I want to recognize this comment.
Up says he could be making so much money from people hating him if he wasn't stupid and start banning people patrolling him. I know he's got such a bloated sense of self importance and an ego that he can't stand somebody, you know, make in front of him and his life. I've had people come in the live chat make fun of me. I don't ban anybody, say what you're gonna say.
The people that are my supporters in the live chat usually take care of it because they far outweigh any trolls. We've had a few, but not not bad repeat troll troll. This is the road he took and pursued. Now he's surprised by the destination.
Yeah ha ha yeah, and can you read my deadpan it's your fault kick chat that DSP lost at a fighting game and quit. You did this kick apologize? Now, how do you blame the fucking streaming location for why you suck at a video game is beyond me. The funny part about all of it is DJ Trump is still in there.
And DJ Trump, if you remember, it, was one of the first people who I did actually ban like two months ago, and everyone in the kick chat who is his friend get angry at me and they did. That's when they started meming with the stupid smoking pepe emo or whatever. They're like, let him back. One else got everyone else's band but him.
Pepe means he couldn't let people do. Pepe means he's the only one who he got all butt hurt like a bitch. Remain bro. That's pretty funny when you think about it.
He was the first one to get the band and he's the only one who remains. All right, we're at sixty or eighty four. We want to keep them ment him going. We want to do dsp tries it by the end of the week McDonald's Minecraft meal.
We looked at it on the podcast. Right, let's hit the goal. All right, let's do it. Please, Let's hit the goal and thank you guys.
I'll be back soon. Let's continue, all right. The problem is all the work that I put into this, this, this entity. This it's not a business.
It's because it's not I don't own a business. I don't legally own a business anywhere, guys. Let's get to the halfway point, right now, let's get to the halfway point, all right. Someone, let's get a twenty dollars contribution, hit the seventy five.
Then we can at least have it be downhill. Oh it's downhill, Phil, You're definitely going downhill. Bro, listen to that. Let's back that up.
He's going downhill, friends. Then we can at least have it be downhill downhill from here in Chat or Kipper maybe. At this point, he has streamed for like two and a half hours and he's only at fifty bucks. And like I said, after the YouTube takes thirty percent and taxes, he just made like twenty five bucks.
He could make more, Phil, you can make more money working at Taco Bell, you loser. You can make more money at Taco Bell. You know three four subs. Let's get it in there, all right, Welcome to my board meeting chat today.
We are going to talk about the profit margins that you guys need. Yes, let's get halfway where seventy one. Let's get to seventy five. Then, like I said, it'll be downhill and we can hit this goal again.
We have hit the goal every time. Let's believe that I have played, so let's hit it in today. All right, let's do it manager, all right? Any degree would keep God damn man, we're almost through this.
That's got to be the last Dad, It's gotta be alright. Uh yeah, it's gotta be the last one. And we are counting down to our goal for remain four more to the goal. Four more superchats, four more superchats.
They have to be teel or higher. I think that's five dollars or higher. So four more and we will uh oh forty seven. We are at I missed that one.
I didn't see it come through yet. Oh there it is. Coody the Kid O seven four nine and one for the goal. Yes, can you read my deadpan?
If Steve doesn't hit the goal, it's your fault. Kick chat, why you make a so don't make a suffer. Throw the money, Throw the money. Go on, take the money and run.
Coody the Kid is the MVP of Donos tonight. Thank you, very very kind of you. I appreciate it. Oh, I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Haha? Phil gets upset every time somebody sends me money. Those goddamn detractors.
They're giving Steven two. Those goddamn detractors. Phil's pocket watching me by the way, and he knows like hah. He said to somebody, we have like an acquaintance in common.
He said to somebody, those detractors are giving Steve five times the money that I get in one stream. Yeah, yeah they are. Fuck you, Phil, you loser. Haha.
Call me Astro with one for the goal. Let's get a super chat chain going. Oh wait, I missed it. Oh we had the four ninety nine from Coo to the kid.
There's another one. Another one for the goal from uh cou to the kid. Oh, Evan, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Throw money at me.
He's been throwing money at me all night. Thank you, Coop to the kid. And we have called me Astro with five and one for the goal. Who says let's go, Yeah, let's go.
That means we're one from the goal right now. We are one from the goal right now. But thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support of the show. Well, let's face it all, so money talks.
Yes, money talks and call me Astro is talking right to me with his money. Ah, that's my favorite conversation. Yeah repeat troll. Troll says, Oh, man, that must be really bothering them.
What a pathetic joke of a man. Yeah, we are only one Uh oh wait did we get there? Yes, we have hit the goal. Thank you for the kindness, generosity and support.
Yes, yes, praise the cast, betchaz, praise the cash, praise the cash. We've hit the goal. Thank you all for your kindness, generosity, and support. H what up with the goal hitting?
Super Chat says I need that money. I need that money. I really really do I need I need that money. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Perfect. Yeah see that, Phil, That's how it's done. How many times did I beg?
How many times did I breade the audience and complain? Right and all and listen, all I offered was a beer review and a little bit of overtime. Right, I don't have to stuff my face with shitty fast food. The end is near.
Beware sent you a penny via PayPal and a quarter. Did you get it? Oh, I will check. I will check them.
We'll know the answer to the penny mystery. Can you send somebody a penny on PayPal? It? Let me send them.
I mean, I don't know. Let me check my PayPal. And also I did, I did initials JB. I got the penny and I got the twenty five cents.
Yo, I'm twenty six cents up on the world. Oh oh, look at this. Look is there any financial information on my paypaler I have to worry about? No, Yo, this is funny.
This is the pennies. Beg beg beg, I said to Dark Side Phil. Then I said, get a job, you fucking slob. Then I said, get a real job.
Then I said beg beg beg beg beg. Oh God, that's funny. All right, we're gonna continue with the we'll finish this one off, and then we'll get to the overtime content, which I'm I gotta find the pizza. The pizza mid level manager video.
Thank you, The end is near. Beware and praise the. Cash cash money, bitches, cash money. All right, and uh oh, we've got one from Todd mcswoll, Phil's co host, tonight has methmouth tis teeth.
Also just realized this Phil is so self centered. He didn't put up the guy's name anywhere on the screen. That is something else, isn't it. That is something else.
He didn't even put the guy's name on the screen. Oh, he's just a dent that gives him money a little only. Besides, only a fucking loser would want to be on a show with Phil on purpose except PPP. Let's not start a rumors.
I know that PPP did that so that he could fuck with Phil. It was like it was like a psychological operation on Phil. Psyop. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Haha, so much money. Thank you Toad mcswoll for your kindness. Okay, we're gonna finish this.
I can't wait to show you this dancing stripper girls thing. This is really good. Let me see how how long that is? Though I have to add it here, I don't have it.
I don't have it in my deck like set up to play. But I can. I can add it very quickly, I think. Let me see how long it is.
It's two minutes and thirty seconds. That should be enough time to grab to grab the beers or not beer. We're not having a beer. We're gonna review, We're gonna I have to drink at least six to tell you what I really think of this beer, right haha.
He doesn't even get paid. He does it for free. Yeah, he's not giving any of this money to the den. And besides, he only made he only made like fifteen bucks or wait, he made like forty bucks so far.
I've been monitoring his lat Chat. Ooh, somebody gave him a whole two dollars. He's gotten one two dollars super chat in like the past hour. Oh my god, the downward spiral of dark Side Phil.
One two dollars super chat in the last hour. That's what he's got. Somebody's telling me that, and I just verified. I'm scrolling through.
Look at this, he's gotten one two dollars super chat in like the whole last hour of the show. What is he up to? You think? Like?
Is did he did? He crack fifty dollars? Yet? I don't see him opening any cards.
He didn't open any car. They didn't even crack one hundred dollars. What a loser? How long has he been going?
Almost two hours. He's been going almost two hours and he can't crack one hundred dollars. Suffer, Phil, suffa bitch. It's gonna get worse.
It's gonna get worse and worse, says the downward spiral of dark side. Phil continues, and. I'm here for it. God, he's gonna need a job.
He's gonna need a job. Friends, He's definitely gonna need a job soon. He's not gonna be able to pay his bills on these pennies. Right.
Oh, let's go back to him crying for eighteen hundred bucks. Over an hour left on the stream. I hope you're enjoying. Guys.
We're just about halfway to the goal. Can we get halfway? Right now? I mean four bucks?
Someone just do four dollar contribution. Let's get halfway. Then we can say all right for the last hour, Well you go downhill and hit the goal. All right, but let's get right now.
Let's get four block tip or super chat or something quick. He can't get the seventy five dollars after hours and hours of streaming, right, but he's calling the he's calling Ashton Triple p a loser. Right, Look, I hit my goal. You had to beg to do it.
It doesn't matter if your goal, if you got to beg like a fucking crackhead for hours on end. Are you okay? You have a constant frown on your face. When you laugh, you sound like you're in pain.
Not everyone is exactly the same. I don't know if you're he has resting bitch face. Anybody ever noticed a bell of this. Not everyone looks the same, not everyone acts the same, Not everyone sounds the same.
I don't have a constant frown on my face. That's just my face. And when I laugh, I'm not in pain. But thanks for the two dollars tip.
But I asked the course. It's unacceptable. He just he just bitched at somebody who actually gave him the two dollars. Nobody gave him two dollars.
He could plain and look, he's, you know what, somebody's clipped a bunch of times where he's like falling asleep on his own show. He's he's literally falling asleep on his own show. He's a USA archive. Yeah I heard about that.
Agreed with Nintendo inane new price software prices. So now we're at seventy four. Who's gonna get us over the halfway point of this goal, right now, come on, let's get over to this, to the that way, we can say it's downhill, let's do it to God, just too down and says, here's a dollar, because you still think that money is the end all and be all when it comes to life, You'll find out the hard way. And then I have received an incredibly generous twenty five cent tips, So obviously someone's trying to mess with me.
So I'm not going to read it. Guys, he's not going to read the quarter. This dude is streaming for fucking quarters. What a loser, literal home stretch of the stream.
We have hid the goal every single time we played this game up to now. We're like twenty hours in and we're nearing the end of the game. We're near it, we're closed, all right, We've hit the goal every time. Oh again?
Really, jeez, God, I hate YouTube sometimes, all right, The Deep Friar says some real brain rot Phil agreed with Nintendo's insane new software prices. The Deep Friar, how much is are the games? Because my son has a switch and his mother usually buys him, you know, whatever he wants or not whatever he wants. But you know, every once in a while he'll ask for a new game, not often, and he he gets his moneys, our money's worth out of his games because he won't start playing a new game until he beat it's the one that he just got or whatever.
But one time he said, oh, I want to get I don't know, some kind of Donkey Kong World or something. I don't remember the title. And he said, oh, you know, could you buy me that game? Dad?
And I don't know. His mother was busy or something, so I took him to Walmart and I was in sticker Shock. I was like, wei games or seventy dollars for fucking wei. I was expecting twenty the deep friar.
So how much are they charging for each game? Nintendo? How much are they trying to get? Okay, can you read my deadpan?
Nintendo made a console that literally is nothing but micro transactions and DLC and DRM. I suff of people who want to own their physical media. Is suffa Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like this.
You know, like one game that I love, well, I don't I haven't played it in a long time. But I was playing DC Universe online and I pay, and I pay for all the DLCs, but you know, someday they're just going to drop that server. And I mean, I've that game. I probably put two hundred dollars into over the past five years for the DLCs and the new missions and whatever.
When that server goes down, I will never be able to play that game again. And that's not to me. That's not fair to me. That's definitely not fair.
Oh wow, most of the games are going to be eighty US dollars Jesus christ Man for one copy and they got to be selling millions. Man, I invest in Nintendo if they want eighty to ninety dollars for switch to games and you got charged more for wanting a physical copy. Yeah, that is crazy. Eighty to ninety.
Fuck Nintendo, and I saw, didn't they have a live stream and everybody was going lower the prices, lower the prices or something like that. Like there their chats are getting overrun with people complaining about the Yeah monos, smash bro is like seventy bucks, Like what the f Yeah, what are you gonna do? Oh, I forgot I gotta get past that one moment and we'll continue the roast. And we've got the bonus content.
We're gonna have a good time tonight. Absolutely. Oh Jesus Christ. Commercials are fucking killing me.
Man. Never he ever gets the ones that you can't skip and it hurts your soul to watch the whole thing. Right, that's what I just had to do. All right, I will recover.
So we got just a few minutes left of this and we'll get to our bonus. Fifteen minutes left on the stream. Can we hit the goal? Eat sixty seven bucks?
Who's gonna drop a sixty seven dollars tip? Who's gonna do a bunch of sums or a big super chat? Bever? Bothered to a dollar tip?
I want to support of another viewerships in to make it happened the most of you ever tip is like two bucks. So just to forewarn everyone, if you think that this guy's gonna like match what you do, he's not going to do. But then you be bothered for that. So now sixty six to go.
I agree. That's the only games I buy. No, nothing's coming in, guys, don't think we're gonna it really sucks. I really enjoyed having, you know what.
I'm so behind on games like I can go to gog for twenty dollars and buy a game that'll keep me busy for a month. You know, And I don't game very much. I used to before Kids I was in I was really a gamer, But after Kids, man, I just didn't have time to keep up with it all. You know, Uh, Nintendo, some of those games do take twelve hours?
Right? Yeah? Where are we at? Here?
There we are this entire time that we played this game. It's been a cool thing to say, hey, every time we're playing a classic RBG from my past, that people actually supported it in droves. But I was always wondering how long it was gonna last. Oh, poor Phil isn't gonna hit the goal, And I did.
Not I think it would last the entire playthrough. It sucks. I wish he did, but I guess that's reality. Nicholas says, I will play the remaining amount if you stop begging and play the rest of the game and just keep playing the game.
Well, like two minutes. Here is somebody he's actually read it out loud. Somebody said I'll pay the remaining amount if you just stop begging and play the fucking game. You los her now here He's going to justify the bad game here, he's got to justify the begging, right.
So it doesn't really work that way, does it. You do realize the reason that I am doing it is because I didn't hit the amount yet, So obviously if I hit the amount, then I would stop, right. What a thing to say, What a silly thing to actually say. If I hit the amount, I would stop.
You ever noticed something else? He begs and begs like a crackhead, and then the minute he hits the goal, he turns the stream off. He doesn't even give his you know, you like Ashton said this on keynote, like you think if you hit the goal, he would say, like, all right, I'll stay for another half hour because we hit our goal tonight. Nope, as soon as he gets the money, he turns off the stream.
Three point fifty for a switch to, or four hundred for a stream deck that can emulate the switch to on more powerful hardware. I'm considering getting a stream deck myself. I like him. I never you know, I seen him online, but when I saw a friends in person was I was truly impressed.
Like I really like that. You know, it's portable, you can take it anywhere and then you know you can play it on a big TV. Right. I think you can play it on a big TV as well.
I'm looking into did you guys ever see those Neo Geo mini arcades. My son's birthdays coming up and we were watching I was telling him about Neo Geo and he was like, what's that that? I'm like, that was that? That was the console I wanted when I was a kid, but it was crazy expense, but I could never get it.
Steam Deck not yeah, steam Deck. So I told him about the Neogo and then I was thinking about buying one because when I was a kid, I wanted a Neo Geo console so bad to play all those fighting games, but I could never afford it. But then I looked on eBay. Holy shit, those things are like nine hundred bucks.
But they have a little one like a mini arcade that comes with forty Neo Geo games. I'm going to get it for my son. It comes with two joysticks and you could play it on a big TV. Todd Toad mcswoll says, I got a Steam Deck for my kid, played with it some and it seems very impressive.
Yeah. Yeah, my family used to sell Neogo's. I got a few. Really, you can email me if you want to get rid of one of them.
I would love to have one. When I was a kid, to me, that was like the because I had a Nintendo. But then I went to some literal rich person's house and this rich kid that lived there. It was like a friend of my father's family or something.
We went to like a barbecue in their house and they had like a million dollar house. But this kid had Neo g O And that was the first time I played in neog I was like, holy shit, my dick was hard. I was like, this is so much better than Nintendo. And I'm talking any s time, right, the end is near.
Beware, I am thinking of sending payment requests from old phil. Ah. Yeah, you just do that. I got the Arcade Neo g O MVS with two slots.
That's interesting. Yeah, I like Neogo was the bomb for especially fighting games. Right, Giving me suck, give me advice? What things you know nothing about?
Random? What were you saying, p p pu bitch in my chat? He was in my chat just a few minutes ago saying, oh, big piggy big guess what. I still hit the goal, bitch?
Isn't that surprising that people actually like me and want to see me play games instead of being a drama queen bitch to oh what are you doing in my stream? Don't you have a fucking life? See in my chat? Watch me play sweet Coden like you give a fuck, like you even know what that is?
Fucking pee brand anyway, because that is. There. He is there, he is right, and he is making fun of Triple P because, for those unaware, Triple P was in his in his live chat, like Ashton realized that he hadn't been banned, so he went and he said, beg, Piggy, I think Phil faked that goal. I think Phil didn't hit that goal because suddenly, out of nowhere, last two minutes of the stream, right, somebody came in came in and helped him hit the goal after he was getting humiliated by Ashton in the live chat.
What a dumb bitch, suff of Piggy Sufer. Yeah, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna I seem to have this problem lately with this animations. They just stop animating, right, why do they stop animating?
There? We go all right, Uh, I don't know if it's a buffer issue. Jesus. Sometimes I regret switching from stream Yard.
Stream Yard was gonna double my price, but I never I certainly didn't have as many problems with it. But it is what it is, and I'm kind of committed. It took the time to learn that already. You know, the day he got one thousand was sus.
Yeah. Yeah. And he can just read fake PayPal pledges and claim that he hit his goals just so he doesn't look like a loser. But how long is he going to be able to do that?
Right? He can't live off credit cards. You already burned that bridge, you know. So here's what we were going to do.
I don't have really a good let me see how long some of these are. I gotta take a quick bathroom break, get the beer for beer review, and then we will continue the festivities with the overtime. Thank you all for the kindness, generosity, and support. It would appear that we got some overtime, so I've got more time to share with you.
All Right, I don't really have a break bumper, so I'm gonna play this. It's pretty long. I'm gonna play this is one of my favorite videos. It's somebody clip together all of his cringey begging and it's like twelve minutes long.
I'm not gonna play the whole thing. I'm gonna go take a short break and get the beer for the beer review, and I'll be right back. In the meantime, you people have to suffer through dark side Phil's best or worst begging. You decide, all right, We're gonna get started soon, guys, and be great if you can support the stream tonight in any way.
It's gonna be critical that you guys support the content in whatever way that you can. Really, if I don't get support on these streams, it sucks because that means that you know I'm not making anything on the videos. If you'd like to support my final stream of the week, please do it in any way. I will give you a shout out last chance if you'd like to support the stream in any way, I would appreciate it.
Guys, thanks for being here. It would be great if you can support the stream in some way, but outside of that, any support would be appreciated. It'd be great if you could support tonight's stream. You've been asking me non stop for variety, so I'm giving you variety.
I'm giving you what you want tonight. It'd be great if you could support that. Okay, gout about an hour left on the stream. Please support the stream.
You guys have been asking me NonStop for more variety content. Guys, We've got about fifteen minutes left, Okay, any last minute support would be appreciate it. This has actually been one of my least supported streams in history. I don't know what.
Gives with that. Honestly, I will say this, if you enjoy it, consider supporting it, because, like I said, the stream did. We did great with super chats, but everything else is kind of dead. I'm really reliant on, you know, basically bringing in as much money as I can on streams, and if I have a slow time or whatever, it stresses me out.
I am completely out of money and I need to pay at least three to four more bill Today we really have almost no support at all. Guys, it would be really great if you can support the stream today. We have had a very slow support stream. I don't know why.
I don't like having this game be my lowest supported stream. Being honest, it's such a great game. You guys have asked for it for years I wanted to play it for years. It kind of sucks to know that this is sadly a game that people aren't really digging.
I don't know. We have another hour left, okay, I'm just gonna be doing stories. You can see. It'd be great we can get some more contributions.
In particular, like I told you guys at the beginning of the stream tonight, I really need help with tips right now. I've got my day off on Monday and then big bills coming up right after, so tips would be preferred today. Views don't really matter to me. I don't care if I have two hundred viewers on the stream for Prono Tigger Trigger.
I really don't. It's not a big deal. Prono Trigger did not get great support last night. I'm nervous that what's gonna end up happening is this game ends up being the slow game and it doesn't get support.
And what if there's a day when also the other stream I'm doing doesn't get support. That's gonna be a concern. I will be honest with you, guys. I would hope that you know there's some support tonight as well.
I didn't notice the last couple community nights that the support was lower than other standard streams I'm doing. You know, this is a service I'm doing just to you guys. I could easily be just doing ranked and ranking up. I did all that investment, so it'd be great you could support the streams.
Being very honest and heads up, I am really badly off financially right now, truly, incredibly just out of money, not even lying. I really need your support. Last time we played Amniza two days ago for the premiere, it was the lowest supported stream I had the entire year to this point. Thanks for everyone who was here, for the very few people who supported.
This was the least supported stream I have done all year. I'm pretty sure I don't think there's been a single stream where it's been this least support supported, especially for the attendant. Those streams didn't get overwhelming over reviewers the support. Shockingly, the support wasn't great because right now, as you can see, attendance is down, support is down, everything's down, And within two streams, people just lost interest completely.
People stopped showing up, stopped engaging like they're not even talking to me when I'm playing the game anymore, and definitely stopped supporting. Besides the fact that I got my daily contribution for one minute, man who's here pretty much every day to contribute, I'd be two dollars on the Stagnalles stream yesterday, you understand two bucks. I was getting more support on the Zelda streams. I was getting more support on the Diablo streams.
I got way more support on my Final Fantasy and certainly the street Fighter streams. I don't know what happened at this particular game. For some reason, it was the slowest night ever. I really have no clue.
You're telling me that a game that people were asking for for a straight month is literally the slowest support stream of the entire year, not the week, not the month, up until now in twenty twenty three, that was the slowest support stream I've had all year. That tells me something. As you can see, we have less than eight dollars in super Chat. We had two super chats totally less than ten dollars and two super chats.
Oh I'm sorry, greetings and salutations. I love that video. It's so funny to just see people like all they did. It is clicked together, his begging, but it's so cringe where you put it all together, right, h what up says the only time desp extends time is when he doesn't make the goal, So it's actually more worth not donating.
Plus you get him to cope and see about it. Yes, I heard Ashton and Andy talking about that yesterday. If you want to stream to go longer, don't donate. And then he stalls until he gets the donos, and then he immediately uses that last minute tip to call ppp out.
Sounds like a solid chance he faked it to save his ego. Yes, I believe. I believe that's exactly what happened. So I want to Oh, let me do this.
I have to add a video real quickly to my deck. Here add new upload new, I mean, hopefully it's the right one. I want to share with you a piece of the new show. Oh man, Oh wait a minute, Oh I got it all right.
So, oh, you know this might get me demonetized on YouTube. Oh no, we're far enough into the stream, I would think. I don't know. Man, those algos they can detect hot girls.
Did you know that the algorithm of YouTube if you have hot girls dancing, even if they're fully clothed, you could get demonetized. I did something like this before for truth Seekers, and our intro had these dancing girls and it was funny because they were like dancing with aliens, these strippers. I thought it was funny and the girls were fully clothed. But then I noticed that I got demonetized every time I used that intro.
So I don't care about the YouTube pennies, Like, yeah, we're gonna do it all right. So this Internet Sanity Circus, the concept is you're going to tune in and watch the craziest stuff from all over the Internet, the craziest stories, the craziest clips, the craziest bodycam footage from police, the craziest police chases, the craziest of everything. I've got guys getting caught cheating, women getting caught cheating. We've got a knockout, We've got knockout files, and yeah, we've got the Karen Chronicles, So all the craziest stuff from all over the Internet.
I anticipate two more weeks of prepping because I'm working on it extremely part time and it's taking forever. But we've got the hot stripper girl layer of the insanity done as of you know, well mostly done, and I've got to film the puppets. There's going to be these crazy puppets that are like dirty, and I just think it's funny. I don't know.
I've always wanted to do what looks like they look like Sesame Street puppets, but they're dirty, foul mouth like ghetto people, like white trash, trailer park boys kind of ship. I think it's gonna work. So I have to film those, and then I do a little bit more pre production on the bumpers and we'll be ready to go. But here's a here's a quick peek at what will become the Internet in Sanity Circus.
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Welcome to the Internet in Sanity Circus. All right, so there's a little bit of a preview. I know that's not really a content preview for what the content will be like, but this may give you some I don't know, glimpse into the show. I'm very excited about this because it's been a long long time since I sort of put a whole show, like a concept for a show and did all the pre production and I'm excited about this.
I think it's gonna be good. Let me know what you think in the live chat. Hopefully that doesn't get us monetized. We're far enough in maybe I don't know.
Kind of reminds me of that show Real TV in the nineties or those Fox World's Craziest specials. Yeah, it's pretty good. Can you read my dead pan? Says I love strippers?
Yeah, me too, man, this sounds like older KMFDM. That's funny. Yeah, I grew up with KMFDM, big fan of KMFDM. Every year they would come to Philly about once a year and I would go see them, and those are some of the best concerts and memories of concerts in my life.
And once I never met KMFDM, but I met Pig. And that's a funny story. This girl I was with somehow got got with Pig, and that Pig used to open for KMFDM and Skinny Puppy all the time, and somehow we end up on their RV. Right.
But then the girl was with me, but she was like hugging up on the guitar player from Pig, and she like he kissed her on the lips and she let him and then she just act like nothing happened, and I was like watching this, Yeah, but it's still fun memories. But fuck that girl. You don't go to a concert with a dude and then kiss somebody in the band that's playing. That's that's Oh, I don't want to say anything.
Farty McFly with two dollars. Add Dads Against Predators to your list of clips. Good idea, good idea, farty McFly, And thank you for that. KMFDM rocks.
Yeah call me astro Sofa Steve. Yeah, yeah that. And the thing is that dude was like, I mean, you know, I'm no Brad Pitt, but this dude was fucking ugly. He was like overweight and ugly and like literally like a stinky English guy, like a stinky drug add of looking mess.
But she was into him because he was on the stage that night and I wasn't. And I learned a very powerful lesson always be the guy on the stage. Right. Yeah, that is disrespectful nonsense.
All right, So we're gonna let me get over to our discord where people have been people have been kindly and generously dropping some funny old darkseide phil stuff and if I could get to it. Oh and then there's a Keino Casino classics. Do we which would we prefer? Keino Casino watching the Cup of Noodles?
Oh and I forgot I had another bonus thing I forgot. Let me add that one. I am ill prepared for this evening. For those that don't know, I have a whole bunch of stuff going on today.
I was doing paperwork for this new cabin well, finishing some stuff, and correspond, this one's gross. This is a good bonus piece though this. I didn't know that Keno had been following this for this long. But ha, this is the toilet grease.
Yeah, this is gross. So this is the Keno boys busting his balls because he takes grease from the kitchen and he dumps into his toilet. And I think that might be the toilet that now no longer works in his house. Don't do it?
Well, well, I'm age, please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't watch a clog up a bike. At least.
At least. It's okayato. It looks disgusting. Oh oh yeah, my trash like toilet.
Now the other thing. Oh, we have to find a blumber now the. Suffer toilet suffer, toilet suffer, toilet suffer. All right, now, let's see if we can find the animations here.
Where did they go? I had them in the discord? Oh I got him? All right?
Oh man, all right, let me share my screen. We'll get into the bonus content. This is some funny stuff. I'm gonna say it again.
I don't care what anybody says. The detractors are ten times more you know, creative than Phil. Phil sucks. He's boring, like, it's not fun to watch him.
It's fun to watch some of these detractors though, because they actually put time and energy and it's like an art form. Felting Phil right, and I'm here for it. Suffer. Oh.
I wanted to mention too, what channel this is from? This is dos Bro. Shit s C H I T T. That's bo shit.
Oh somebody getting an xbox? What the fuck is that thing? Man? Oh?
Hey, YPI, what's up as last nine nine six? How are you buddy? Asked? With all the boxes?
Oh boy, let me tell you, I'm gonna be making unboxing videos. All day to day unboxing videos. You mean like safety instructions for stupid people. Right, ah, man, I describe the contents of the box and experience the joy of a new investment, so you don't.
Have to. Ship. Dude, sounds like you've got a full blade though, Bye. Tell me about it?
People watch that? Oh yeah, quite a bit. Microsoft is briby. Easer for not saying nick things about the x.
Uh toad. Why do I spend the money? So? Why do I spend all that money?
Because? More? Trust me? I know that more I know.
This is crazy? Do you not any of us? Yeah? I'm gonna I'm gonna enter my all my songs.
I don't know if I can pick one. I guess it's just gonna burn my soul asunder. If you don't. Here's Phil micro Wave and a cheeseburger.
Wow, they put bugs in an alpha release? What were they? Thank you? Oh?
I started a right line. That's some nine body. Yeah work. He broke his fucking head?
Fuck? What is up? Everybody? Phil?
Here? Today we're on boxing the Xbox One. Let's get started. Oh that's a price.
Sound effect is priceless. Right, Wow, that's something else. Look at that. It's so nice and new and the best part is there's absolutely nothing wrong with Microsoft's products at all, except they didn't explain that stabbing the thing with another I would break it.
Yeah, the way to go Microsoft. He always blames everybody for his problems. Everybody else's fallow. Oh, come on a steamroller.
That is such a counterpick. Job. What a good job, right, de body? Idiopos?
All right, let me find the other one. I should have put them both in. I'm gonna go back to the discord. By the way, you should join a discord if you like these lad chats.
There's people in the discord twenty four to seven to chat too about anything. Oh, where are we at? Boxing? All right?
I got the next one? One second? All right, I will share this time instead. There we go.
Wow, it's the creativity of some of these detractors is just impressive. Like, fuck Phil, it's not entertaining to watch him. This is entertaining at least. Then it got to the point where I couldn't pass my metal shop class because I kept scratching my ass with a blowtorch.
I spent most of the class in the nurse's office. Turns out I. Had to exploit a bugged safety mechanic. How was I supposed to know to do that.
They didn't have. Played it to me? What you know the point of a play if that was to actually play the game? Right?
These make me feel old, says called me Astra. Yeah this is some older material. Notice had that point crop in on you? Well I haven't pressed stop yet, so yeah.
You shouldn't be. Just do some editing edited phil edited? Wait, you just said it bad? Why did you just say it bad?
No, Pheel, I know what's being said before, but maybe just this one. Film ed you fucking lazy sclub editing you lazy sub posting garbs. Guy's gotta clear up a lot of happy things. And for those who don't know, he refused to edit for years.
Slap every day or yes, oh you asshole. I don't care what the demon order says. I'm your boss and I say we do some editing. I don't wanna.
I don't want to edit that. You do it, lazy bump. Wait, that's not right. You had a good old day contact you know what, don't think so gerated?
Right? Okay, but can't you talk to him? I'm really busy over here. He looks busy, right, he really looks busy.
Oh, come on he died. It's unfamiliar. I can't believe he died in that game where he had to work for one day. Hey, guys, Jerry jump good.
Here was exciting two days ago. Oh yeah right. Let me tell you. When I first rolled up to the front door, I was covered in dirty.
After that, I took a look at the back door, and I just knew I was destined to move in on that sex jokes. Okay, so I was wait, there's more for one night only. I'll be throwing a housewarming party and you are invited. It's gonna have all the latest trends for us to take turns beating into the.
Ground just like my penis sick jokes. Actually, I can't. If you could kill me that, it'd be great. Five minutes by the shirt.
Don't forget to bring a friend. All my blogger friends will be. There too, blogger friends. I always gotta go back to dsp.
Oh boss, I guess who's on tour? No, no, Phil, it's Radio Ahead. Radio Head. He broke his head.
Oh what's the matter? You always like Radiohead. I couldn't even get a wood in with the guy because I'm just not getting along round here. Just go back tomorrow, try again.
Look, don't worry so much. Things will be fine as long as we're good with our pr Okay. Yeah, okay, I missed those days before all the clickbait. Okayay, he makes a quick radiohead because he's.
A great. God. Haven't burn it's like this morning. Very very good look man.
Yeah, well, look at all the software that he used to make this. And he's got voices from real people. This is a different error. He's got a writer mapping modeling lua.
Yeah, very very good delivery of Piggy suffer. All right, let's get out of that and uh yeah, what do we have left? Oh we have the beer review left and wait I have to check in with the kick chat as well, see if we got any more support over there. Thanks very much for the kindness, generosity and support of the Kick viewers.
Oh uh, we have a new subscriber on Kick, pig Riser, subscribe to over on Kick. Thank you for your kindness, Thank you for your generosity and your support of the show. Much much appreciated. Let's have a cash clown, thank you for you.
Well, let's face it all so money talk. Thank you very much. And tonight we had uh support on Kick from pig Riser from Bobo one four eight nine, Oh I missed Boba one for nine gifted a subscription, Thank you very very much. Also tonight we had Chester's invalid gifted one subscription.
Scuba Steve with the MVP of gifted subs on Kick tonight gifted five subs. Big support. Thank you all for your kindness, your generosity and your support of the show. Much much appreciated.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you for your kindness. Yeah, dos bochit does more work on these videos than Phil could even imagine.
Yeah, Phil is over faking subs and donations again, like it was going to be ending a drink the beer while shaving your balls. That could be possible or wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Yeah?
I don't recommend shaving your balls drunk or high even like you gotta be precise, you know, you gotta protect the f family jewels. But let's do this. We will. Well, there was something else.
Yeah, I'm gonna check in with the PayPal just to make sure we have nobody else left to shout out for the support. We got twenty six cents on PayPal I think we might have gotten something else. I don't know. No, we got twenty six cents on PayPal, but still we're praising the cash.
I'm twenty six cents up on the world. Phil is such a sad man, yes he is. Okay, so we'll do this. We'll do this beer review and then we'll wrap things up here.
Yeah. So this is something called garage beer, and I got to do some research into who makes this beer and where it's from and a little bit more. This is classic lime beer, and I don't know this. I don't usually like line beer.
I like Corona with line, but I happened to get one of these, and I wish I should have brought a glass. I'm sorry, I'm a terrible beer reviewer. We'll just drink it out of can like a Neanderthal. So I got one.
They don't sell this in a case. You can only buy it in a fifteen pack. It comes in like a twelve pack, but they give you fifteen and I'm cheap, so I was like, oh, three free beers and it's about the same price as another twelve pack I was going to get, So I got this instead, and so far I'm loving this. These go down super easy.
It's kind of light to me here, let me the line is there. Very good, but it's not super overpowering. Not long ago, at a friend's house, I tried bush peach beer and it was so peachy. It was like they just murdered the beer.
You couldn't taste any beer. All you taste it was peaches. So this one I like much more, much better. You can taste the lime, but it's not super overpowering.
Right, Yeah, what was that CBD one that sponsors You need that name again, Nama. It's called but you can just search for buzz Drops b u zz Drops. You'll find their website. And I gotta get going.
I have the commercials done, but I haven't run them yet. Honestly, I'm trying to figure out, like how do I work that? In Do I play one an hour? And I don't want to get annoying with that, But in order for that to be profitable, I have to run them more than once a show, maybe once an hour or once every half hour to get people over there.
But I recommend that. So this as a beer, I think very very good. I mean, it reminds me of Corona with lime very much but it's a little as far as beer goes, I guess a little darker, a little more hoppy, that's what I would say. It's a little more happy and beer flavored than a Corona generally is.
Corona to me doesn't really taste like beer, especially once you put the lime in it. But I like this too, because a lot of times I have corona and they don't. They're out of limes at the beer distributor, and I'm not going to the store unless you know. So when I do Corona, I have to tell my wife in advance that I need the limes, and sometimes I forget, and then there's nothing worse for me than drinking a Corona without the lime.
Right. I was at the cabin once and I realized I forgot the limes, so I had to Corona is not corona without the lime in it. Why not go right to Long Island Tease or whatever Long Island iced Tease. That's pure liquor, man, And they go down easy run the ads when the goal isn't getting hit fast enough.
That's good, good idea, good idea. Can you read my dead band, I'll do that. That's actually a good idea. So I don't know what I recommend this beer to friends and family.
I yeah, if you like beer and you like Corona especially, or if you like those other Corona variants, like I think land Shark is one, bud Line is one. I tried Budline before. I didn't like Budline very much. Land Shark's okay, But if you like the beer with the lime flavoring, I mean, this one's very good, and it's very cheap.
It's seventeen dollars for a fifteen pack, and it's four percent alcohol, and it's ninety five calories. For storm Crow, who was asking four percent alcohol, which means it's not too heavy. You know. I try to keep my beers to four percent because I was drinking these IPAs that had like nine percent, and then I would forget that that was that high, so I would drink like of them and then wonder why I was so fucking drunk as shit, right, And so yes, so store croats four percent alcohol, ninety five calories.
You can't be ninety five calories. That's the same as Miller Light or most of these others. Yeah, seventeen dollars for fifteen beers. I think that's pretty good.
In this economy, right? Can you read my deadpan recommends CBD two people. It's good stuff. Yeah, so comments are questions for me.
Please put them on all capital letters. Otherwise I'm gonna drink my beer. I don't really have much more to share. Oh, let me check my Twitter just to make sure.
I think I might have put some stuff to share over there, or I might have played them by now. Oh and pinned in the live chat. I forgot to do this. Look at this pinned in the live chat?
Is h Bombs in the live chat on YouTube? I didn't pin in and kick I'll try to go over there and do it. H Bomb who makes great DSP content. Of course he's a dirty detractor.
He is at eight hundred and eighty eight subscribers. One second, I'll share his channel. Actually, so he's helped my show by giving us content that we could use, and he's got great content. He's trying to get monetized over there, right, So, like, how many people do we have watching?
Or like three hundred or four hundred people are watching across all the different platforms were on. So he needs one hundred and twelve of you to go over there and hit that subscribe button, and if one hundred and twelve of you do that, he can finally be monetized. I'm told his watch time is very very good, but he needs one hundred and twelve more subs and we'd like to pay it forward and help him out. After all, you know, I've been very lucky lately and I want to pay it forward.
So please do go over and subscribe to h bomb. Actually we'll sample some of his content he makes. He makes these funny videos that turn I call it gay Side Phil, gay Side Phil, Suffolk Piggy. He's gay Side Phil.
Where the hell did it go? Uh? Yeah? Oh?
Here we go? Yeah, so this one's members only. I think dsp brates chat over low support rage quits? Is that?
Here we go? Yeah, so we'll watch one of these. Go over to his channel subscribe. Let's help him out, friends, pay it forward.
If you do the final thirty forty minutes here, we'll get a few more matches in thank you for chilling with Here we call duty along sweating Bullets, not really chilling. Uh So Season three starts April third or the six new map you not play against. It's usually the Gay Voice. Now it's a little kid's voice, and I think I like this better.
He's dead. Why not let me hold off until the new season starts so we could do new content that sounds good. Suff of piggies. Then I say forty minutes were left twenty minutes ago.
No, because they would have been almost an hour left. So no, I didn't say that. Stupid, he's stalling for dos al right? Is this simple?
All right? Half the people in the kitchen can't do that because I don't. All right, they're all remants of the casino, and they're all sitting here saying stop ar. They're saying, oh, you can't make money on aiming.
Ha ha, You only mean nine dollars an hour? Ha ha. So now, seriously, right now, those mother rally right now, the actual gameplay and not having to constantly ship on others to get ahead. You can still make a living, and you can still promote positivity on the internet.
So let's get some support. I'm sure. I usually I wouldn't say that, but I've had enough of their fucking models today. You know, they're actually start really.
Pissed me off with their toxicity and nonsense because they think some can degenerate on drugs, are running around making fun of people every day that for some reason that gameplay isn't valid. How about you kissed my. Don't little pieces of ship to be successful no matter what, and you guys could go yourselves. And now I die.
Excellent job, h bomp. So go over there and subscribe to a gamer. And it's like on YouTube, you drop one too, instead of being a jackass and trying to say that it's not enough when you did nothing today, right, how about that? But you don't be a jerk to your fellow viewer.
You're trying to be toxic. Don't be a jerk. All right, guys again, let's get to one hundred by the end of the string. Wow, you have to listen to their nonsense.
He's losers. He's all sucking sims, right. Ball sucking sims. All right, where do we get it?
We got too whole, We got him too whole? Subs right? Uh? Yeah, I hope out the fall is good.
Also, oh, this is ridiculous with this kiddie voice because he is like a spoiled, rotten child, so it fits him so well. I think, Jimmy jam how are you today? Yeah? The voice is so good.
Don't be Koala with another gift itself. Hey, you don't be Kuala. Don't be Koala. Let's get some more support.
Besides, don't be Kuala. I appreciate it. Don't be Kuala and their support. But guys, oh man, Phil, still.
The heavy lifting. Still get no super chest right, left, one or two more, Matthew, look at his chat. Where is the fucking support? Phil?
You've got no super chats, no super chats in your whole fucking chat. Not one? Oh wait, one two dollars. That's the same two dollars for the last time of my check.
Jesus Christ. Uh oh, here he's begging. He does the super chat. Phil's doing the super chat, beggar sampler and this one.
This is what he asked for, one of each kind of support. I love it. Yeah, Jade, remind me Tory to change the outfha. I'll change a girls outfit tonight.
Sounds good. Come on, so on YouTube, Let's get a super chat, Let's get a chip now. I'm don't be Koala. Come on, let's hit that goal.
If we can't hit the full goal, at least the. Next match. Okay, call of duty with that kid's voice, just like kids again. My camera just did it again.
I'm not even moving over there. Four. Hello, there you go by the way I got I need that money from the hospital and chat. I love fund match.
That's really bad, but thanks for five dollars. Hit there? Oh surprised. So we're three away from the hundred.
We aren't striking distance of the goal. But someone's gonna have to take advantage one of these badge offers that we're not hitting it. Did he even get to one hundred bucks on phil stream? Did Phil even get to one hundred?
I don't see that he opened the cards? Oh he is. Yeah, he's opening the cards now three hours in and they got a hundred bucks, which. Means you skip as I have no idea actually cared about the YouTube a revenue so long, because at that point it's just sure I benefit from it, but it's just like I'm not going to care about every ad.
It used to be I had no other income, right when all my income was only YouTube ads. I didn't have any crowdfunding NY then it was a big deal. Now it's like, I don't know, I don't know how anything works. They Beba's gifted another membership.
Revenue because it gets no you guys for that. I appreciate that the. Guests are being paid. Yeah, so last day, he want to hit the goals.
And get seventy five? Would be right now because this is the final match. We must hit it by the end of this match. Fa goals.
Phil is faking goals, Awnward spiral of film. He is faking those goals, man, So you make it. No, because I don't know if it's real or not. Because YouTube subs can be faked.
So no, YouTube subs can easily be faked. I can't do that, especially because your channel is only fourteen minutes old and I'm not a moron. So no, you have to tit or you have to do uh do it on kick. Yeah ever, notice too, he like bites his nails a lot on stream.
That's gross, man. All right, actual, last match, here we go. Who don't him again? What the fuck?
I'm already hitting You have my dead first? That game play. Sucking this game because the game is felted and felt it and felt it and felt it. Here's a professional video game player.
Boy, don't get off to practica. What come on? You know I've had a nove At this point, he got killed like three times. Four times in a row.
Any this shups just the last match, you know, and it it stops ash. It's not good. That aiming. Not get.
Well, that Sally couldn't have a final match that I could do. I did everything I could stop it from happening. It is all right, guys. Well it was a good stream regardless.
There's not much I can do about that. I did everything, and there's nothing you could do. You know, he didn't get into some of the batches, but you know I stayed late. All right.
For those who did support, thank you so much, says much for call of duty. It's pretty good. I wish you're going to hit the goal, but I'm not upset. Not upset at all.
Quick thank you everyone for watching you. Yes, yes, a thrill. Yes, good job, h Bom, good job. And all he does is, like you know, all he does is just filter this.
I guess eight hundred and ninety one subscribers. Come on, guys, how many of you haven't subscribed to him? Please go over there. It's pinned in the live chat on YouTube.
I'm going to pin it in the kick chat. I'll go over to the kick chat right now. We'll put it over in the kick Chat, go over and subscribe. He needs it's one hundred and nine or something one hundred and nine more.
Come on. If you guys like detractor content, he's one of the good ones. Man subscribe. Subscribe here.
I'll put it in the kick chat and do some shout outs while I'm here. We have Zoomer. Dylan is here, pot of Greed is here, The herb Gardener is here, Kale three seven Is that three seven eight or three seven? Be sorry, I can't make it out either way.
Welcome Zoomer, Dylan, pig Riser is in the live chat. Winners Soldier is in the live chat. Shout out to Winter Soldier. Cool Spot is in the live chat.
More Shoe is in the live chat, and I mentioned the herb Gardener, So welcome, and we have FF nine thousand also in the live chat. Welcome one in all kick chatters, and thank you for your kind, this generosity and support of the show. It is much much appreciated. Glad to see the kick support.
Tonight. We could check back in with the kick subs. We call out everyone, so I'm gonna pull a dark side field. There's only a few minutes left, guys, if you want to support, like, now's the time to do it.
There's only a few minutes left, and if you want to support, you have to support now because we'll be wrapping things up. We got James Turner seventy three hundred just followed the channel. Pig Riser just subscribed. I think we're all caught up.
Yeah, we're all caught up on the kickside. And yeah, so thank you for the kindness, generosity and support. Rage quit, yeah he rage quit, well, wage quit he didn't make enough? Right?
What happened to the PPP show? Didn't get canceled? The show with me and PPP. I'm still working on getting it together, and it's still not very clear whether P has time to do it.
This new show is called Internet and Sanity Circus. It'll be on kick dot com exclusive, and I'm hoping to have some co hosts. Maybe I'll do a tryout if P can't do it. But I'm not fucking taking losers, like you know, losers and sex offenders for co stars.
Right, It's like you all don't even want Steve to hit the hit the ball shaving goal? Can we hit it? Praise the cash well nine hundred bucks to shave my balls is I think it's a good goal. That's fair, like nine hundred bucks, because you're you're gonna have to if I shave my pubes, I'm gonna with especially with a big razor that close, it's gonna itch like hell coming in.
So you got to like try it and not look like you're playing with yourself for like two three weeks after you do that. It's dangerous, right, it was actually tech savvy. I'm sure would have scammed him via crypto already. Yeah, I's I'm surprised he doesn't have a crypto over one hundred miles away, don't panic grow organic?
Yeah, what a deal? Nine hundred bucks For nine hundred bucks, I'll shave my pubes and I'll even send a video of the person of my junk and all. Like. For nine hundred bucks, I will shave my balls and my pubes and my cock.
I'll shave it all, and I will I will Google drive the video of me shaving my balls to the kind and generous benefactor that pays the nine hundred bucks. Forget about. Nobody wants to. It's not it's not like shocking or salacious or a big deal to see somebody shave their mustache, and he's such an idiot he wasn't even gonna shave his mustache on stream like he should.
And I can't shave my balls my junk on stream, but I could send the video to the kind in general benefactor who gives me the nine hundred bucks to shave my balls, right, can we please not see that? Yeah, I'm gonna be the only one that will starting only fans, but you have to pay me money to keep my pants on right, ha, wax them and you won't have that problem, says Heather Birdie. No I tried that once. Yes you will.
Yeah, you still do. After it starts growing in, it gets real itchy, Like a couple of days after you shave or wax two three days, it starts getting itchy and you can't help it. So you start scratching your balls and people are looking at you like you're playing with yourself, but you really just itchy? Is hell down there for a couple of weeks.
It's dangerous as a man to shave your balls, right, fifteen hundred for no video that's right now eighteen hundred, so nine hundred for me to shave my balls and send you the video or eighteen hundred, and I won't send you the video of my junk, right. Yeah, So let's see if we can't get h Bomb some support. We got hundreds of people watching. I should have did this earlier, and I apologized that I did not do that.
H Bomb. I told h Bomb a couple more bumps and I might be able to get you over the hump. He's at eight hundred and ninety four subscribers now he needs one hundred and six more subscribers. And while you're at it, also go put True Seekers Clips one word in the search bar, and there's a new True Seekers Clips channel.
I can't even break five hundred over there. Everybody begged me for years, do a clip channel, Do a clip channel? Do a clip channel? I put so much work into this clip channel already.
Well, not that much, but there's thirty almost thirty videos there already, and they're all short format, like people have been asking for. Some of them we had, some of them are newer. We need to get that channel monetized so that we could praise the cash with our clips channel. You know, Oh, I'm not showing I'm showing the wrong thing.
Jeez ha ha. Oh no, oh, here it is share this tab instead. There we go. So this is the truth Seekers Clips channel.
We need to get it monetized. We have to get over a thousand subscribers. And I'm getting very frustrated with this because I knew it wasn't going to be easy. But Jesus Christ, you know, sometimes we have a thousand people watching the show.
How can I get a thousand people to subscribe over there? I don't know. Maybe we'll do a telethon one night, and the whole point of the telethon will be to get people to subscribe to the truth Seekers channel. Right great, But anyway, go over there and subscribe and subscribe to h bomb.
He does good stuff. So I searched the clip channel. It doesn't show up in YouTube search truth Seekers clips, truth seeker one, truth Seeker to truth Seekers clips. It shows up.
I can show you right now. It shows up if you search it correctly. Truth Seekers clips one word, true Seekers clips one word. It shows up for me.
Look here, watch where are we at over here? Truth Seekers Clips. I searched. It's the first search result truth Seekers clips one word.
And hey, if you're listening to our audio podcast, we love and appreciate you, but please do go on over to YouTube put truth Seekers or True Seekers clips if you haven't already subscribe to both of those channels. It really does help. Yeah, so you can find it. I get that it's confusing, though, So there we have it.
We've done our due diligence, and I'm going to bounce on out of here. I'm going to the cabin this weekend to ride that electric dirt bike all over the hiking trails, planning on having a great time. I have to do some cement work while I'm there, but you know, usually I don't hit it too hard at the cabin, you know, like I'll do a half day of work, like four or five hours, maybe six, and then I quit the work a little early and we have a little bit of fun while we're there. Link the clip channel and the descriptions in your live streams, and plug the clip channel during the stream.
The YouTube search is horrible, Suffolk Google search algorithm. Yeah, I'll do that. It's a good idea. Yeah, I will do that.
So I'll be headed to the cabin and every week I say, I'm going to try to do a stream from the cabin. But then every week I get very busy, but I do have an extra show for the week that I could do, So maybe Saturday, if I have the time, I will be back. Otherwise, I'll be back Monday at seven pm Eastern time. So we want to thank you kind and generous benefactors.
We want to thank you YouTube channel members, you Patreon supporters, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting Kick subscriptions, you people gifting YouTube memberships, you PayPal pledgers, you people buying me a coffee. We want to thank you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat? And I thank every one of those persons.
People who do that with the text, you know, reply every time I see it. So uh yeah, So we've done our due diligence. And you know what can I say? I think, just to wrap up the downward spiral of dark Side Phil, he's this close to the edge, guys, he is this close to fucking losing it.
He's got his support is drying up, He's faking hitting goals. That's my opinion that I'm entitled to. It looks like he sure looks like he's faking hitting goals. It's just ridiculous.
And so he lost all the kick support, he lost all the keynote people support. It's is truly the downward spiral of Dark Side film. And I'm here for it, you know. And by the way, I don't wish him any ill will financially or otherwise.
Well, I just wish that he would get a real job and do something productive with his life, you know. Child of God he is, so you know, he could do some amazing things with his life and his time here on earth. Instead, he chooses to beg like a crackhead beggar every day of his life. It is sad and it is pathetic.
But this is where we're at and this is where we find ourselves. So we've done our due diligence. That's all I got for your friends, until next time. My name is Stephen Cambian.
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