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Dark Side Phil is begging and again, Why the hell am I his friend? Dark Side Phil is begging again? Why the hell am I his friend? And try to take him far but he's just a falling star.
Try to take him far but he's just a falling star. Is such sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark Side film.
Is such a sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark Side film. Dark Side Phil is begging again.
When will his begging ever? And dark Side Phil is begging again? When will his begging ever? And try to take him farnger but he's just a falling star.
Tried didn't take him farmer, but he's just stuff falling star. It's such a sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's the sad side story of dark Side Film.
Such sad, sad story. He lost all of his story. It's the sad, sad. Story of dark side film.
Begging on my birthday? Why do I haven't try begging on my birthday? Scamming dance with no lives? Begging on my birthday?
This is what gone to begging like a crackhead. It's all that I can do. Crying on my birthday. There's the tract is no why crying on my birthday.
I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. There's detractor is no why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to survive. Begging on my birthday.
Nothing better to do? Begging on my birthday. I've got nothing, nothing new. Begging on my birthday pathetic gets true.
Begging on my birthday. It's all I can do. Righting on my birthday. The detract is no, why crying on my birthday.
I'm begging to get bye crying on my birthday. The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to survive righting on my birthday. The detractor is no, why.
Crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get. By crying on my birthday. The detractors no crying on my birthday.
I'm burgging to survive. Sure days. I'm gay. I gay, I'm gay, What're totally gay?
My wife is an angel. My wife is my saving grace. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy. Yeahm and not of course of being emotional.
But did you see how angry I watch before I met cap. You saw how angry I was, right. Mum, hum yeah, h h h uh huh yeah, h. H h.
H h h h h h. I am. That is the reason why I'm not angry anymore. I'm happy.
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He needs shruck set sing. Mustay drops out fail explaining to Night. She jump jas just start line you know, says yesterday to. Kill hands gold, and that's true.
To do wash your sads, clomb no money hard you watch your wine. Why it's not too destiny to kill heads gold and if that's true? To watch your said decline. You don't want you?
How do you watch him? Wight watch him? And why talk. Side fails maggy today?
He hun said, so you must pay. He talks riddle, He's spending tonight, he moved, He chucked josh us up right. A live talk lie just stop right. Greetings and salutations, friends, and we are back for another roast of my favorite begging pig on the internet.
You would think it's his birthday, he could take a day off of the begging, but no, he used his birthday as an excuse to scam his dents. And what do I mean by that? Well, he said for every hundred dollars of support, I'll do a shot, and then he gathered over two thousand dollars, but he didn't do twenty shots, so basically he scammed his own audience. Congratulations, dark Side Phil, you are a consumer fraud scammer and that's the only thing I could think of.
It's consumer fraud if I tell you for every hundred dollars of support. I'll take a bite of the sandwich that I have here, and then I don't take a byte for every hundred dollars, Then that means I scammed you. So what Phil essentially did is tell his entire audience, well, if you for every hundred dollars, I'll do a shot, but that he starts weaseling out of the shots and he doesn't even do the twenty shots. And you know, and just to be clear, I certainly wouldn't want somebody to end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
But the reason that people are contributing because they want to see him drunk as shit. So many people wasted their one hundred dollars. I was short on time today. I was gonna go to the liquor store and get something to take shots with.
Don't have any alcoholic beverages even out of year. It's rough, so I won't be doing that tonight. But come on, if you're gonna say I'll take a shot for every hundred dollars, then you'd take the shot, or at the point at which you know, ten twelve shots in maybe and you say I can't drink anymore, then you change that you change it and say I will no longer be taking any shots. I'm sorry, I'm tootor he didn't do that, he took the money and then he didn't do the shots because he's a scumbag.
And then of course there's the drama with PWR going on. For those unaware, this kid PWR has been a big dark Side Field fan for like fifteen or twenty years. He decides to do his own stream, and his stream starts blowing up because then boys are pumping his stream and stroking him, telling him, you know, talking about how talented he is, so people's his stream is blowing up. He's getting more live viewers in Phil.
He's getting more live viewers than me, I think. But God bless him. But then dark Side Phil, jealous prick that he is. Remember this kid has been a fan of dark Side Phil for fifteen or more years.
He gave dark Side Phil his last couple of dollars on a day that dark Side Phil says I really need to support today, and then he didn't have money to eat the next day. Apparently dark Side Phil is threatening to sue him and has banned him from the chat. And also, you can't mention him in the chat, or you get banned. You can't talk about him in dark Side Phil's chat, or you get banned.
So basically, dark Side Phil is a jealous, bitter, angry little bitch. You know, if he was smart, he would take credit for that guy's success and say, well, there's a benefit of watching dark Side Phil. He learned how to be a video game streamer by watching me or something. Didn't do any of that.
Will take a moment to recognize some kind and generous people have a very meager goal tonight of fifty super chats of five or more. They have to be five or more to count towards the goal. But we read everyone review chech Mongolia says DSP tried to butt bang me, but he realized I wasn't PPP and decided to cry on his birthday instead. Yeah, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
You would cry too if it happened to you. I would be crying if I was philled too. So I think what happened and we're going to watch it all tonight. I think what happened is that he got like the drunk cries.
Do you ever get the drunk I can admit, even as a man, I once got so drunk and I was in let's just call it a state of depression and distress, and I got the drunk cries one time. You know, sometimes you just gotta let it out. But thank you review Tech Mongolian, and we have the house is here with one for the goal. It's it's Phil's party.
And he'll cry if he wants to cry, if he wants to cry, if he wants to Yes, that's the first thing I thought. But how pathetic is it that you're taking shots on your birthday? You're begging dents for money. And let's remember that Phil's dents are all like people call them wheelchairs, they're all people on disability.
So right here in the beginning of the month, he's twisting and twisting and twisting their arms begging for money. Do you know that he wanted thirty five hundred dollars for his birthday? Listen, on my birthday, I'll settle for three hundred and fifty bucks. You guys, just letting you know, you know, get those super chats ready.
It's coming up at the end of May. And actually I was gonna bust his balls for even streaming on his birthday. But I'm doing that this year because I have to on my birthday, which is May thirty. First, I'm gonna stream from eight pm till just after midnight, because that will mean that May will be over, and that will mean that all of David Wilcox's predictions for ascension by May twenty twenty five, for open extraterrestrial contact by May twenty five, twenty twenty five, that will all fail.
But I have a specific reason, and we're going to do the big box of Dildo reveal as well. But thank you Sahaus and praise the cash and we have gin u for z with two dollars. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show is much much appreciated. And I have I think the funniest dark side feel older video that you probably haven't seen for the bonus tonight.
If we get and I've got a lot of this material, We've got his birth day crying to go through. Then there's a cope stream. There's him, stuff in his face with tacos. There's him the day after he collects two thousand dollars from his dents, he goes right back to begging and complaining that he has to get back on track and get more donos today, because just because he collected two thousand dollars yesterday doesn't mean he could go light on the retards watching him sending him money the next Day's right back man foot on the gas, crying, begging.
It is crazy. But thank you Ginny for z and we have Mothloves Detracting with too. Steve, you should trademark your laugh. Well, I think my laugh has been sampled so many times.
Someday, when I am old and retired, there will be I will get a collection of all the people who have sampled it. But thank you moth Loves Detracting. And then we have Columbine Ordinall with one for the goal five pounds, first time catching one of your streams. I hope to see you and Casino collaborate more.
Well, me too, And I'm working on this new show that's kick Only. I'm gonna ask those guys to be involved. We'll see what happens, and if they need me as a guest, I'm there. But thank you.
Praise the cash. Artic Ghost XCV is here with five pounds and says for the goal, God bless the goal. Friends, let's hit it tonight. Don't make me beg like DSP.
Look, I'm not above it. If I if crying is gonna get me over two thousand dollars, I'm gonna I will sit here and cry for you people. I'll cry too, and thank you. Call me Astro with two twenty.
Let's hit the goal. Also, DSP is suing. PWR is a LARP. Yeah, he didn't really say he was suing them, but people told this p WR that he was, and hilarity ensued, right because then this PWR got all pissed off and says, well, fuck Phil.
Then we'll fuck Phil all right, so we're gonna Oh there we go. nWo News with two. Careful Steve, don't get snaked by those dudes. Well, you know, I don't listen.
I don't think that they have any reeds. People keep warning me, oh you know they turn on every they're gonna turn on you. Well, they've been very kind to me the whole time I've known them. They have never given any indication that something like that would happen.
And besides that, you got to remember they paid me for some of those guest appearances. But then I paid PPP like more for one show than I, you know, so there's a reciprocal relationship there. I think I gave PPP. I don't, you know.
I don't want to get into finances, but I gave a big chunk of Canadian money for his guest appearance here. They paid me for my guest appearances over there, and you know, it's a mutually beneficial relationship. So I don't think that's gonna happen, but if it does, it would they would be foolish to do that because I've already handed PPP a big bag of money, which was a return on his investment in me, and I'm hoping that I will do some kind of collab with Andy Worski and I'm gonna hand him a big bag of money. Generally, you don't stab people in the back that are gonna have the ability to routinely hand you a big bag of money, right, Luke Vano says, even if they snake you, if you play it right, you can win at the same time as them, unlike Phil.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. In the UFO world, there was this other show host that snaked me one time, and we were collaborating, but I won that one, So you know I can do is play it by ear. I'll always be very kind and respectful to them. I've been nothing but kind and respectful.
I love those guys. If something bad happens, it happens. I but I'm saying right here for the record, I will never, you know, do that to them. You know I don't have any reason to.
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We'll get started here with the roasting festivities, and by popular demand, we won't have to sit through any commercials tonight because I finally did the right and accurate thing to do and good thing to do as a show. I want to give a big shout out to Snort Hogan, who I get these clips from. But I have mirrored them so that we don't have those. You know, I don't have to keep removing the video from the screen share every time there's an AD and skipping it or going by it.
So I've just mirrored them. But please do visit Snort Hogan's YouTube channel and subscribe over there. I love that channel because they got the best clips and I don't have to do it. nWo News says, have you seen your cameo in the new Licero vid?
Yes, and I will. We're going to play that tonight too. Also, as part of a bonus, we've got a new animation from Pigs Are pigs Are Animation, who I think does the best, the best DSP cartoons I've ever seen on the Internet. And we've also got Dark Side Puppet for the bonus material.
So God bless the goal. Let's hit the goal and we'll have some additional fun with that stuff. Never say never in the sector, somebody saying we'll let me tell you something, brother, Ah, yes, all right, can't came for the DSP content, Stave stayed for the Steve content. Glad to hear that.
Yeah, I'm really glad. To hear that people are sticking around. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Let's get this shared, all right, Yeah, we're gonna begin.
We will begin with the dark side. Phil's begging birthday fest. You know. Every once in a while, I say, this guy can't get any scummier, right, like, how could he possibly get any scummier?
Well he did on his birthday. He got even scummier, scamming his own audience out of money and not delivering on what he promised, which is to take a shot every hundred dollars. That means he should have taken twenty shots. Now.
I don't know what his alcohol tolerance is like, but it's probably a little dangerous to take twenty shots. But he should have cut it off and stop taking the money. He should have stopped after ten shots or whatever. But he didn't do that.
Instead, he decided he was just gonna scam his audience, take the money, and not give them anything in return. But that's Phil. We heard PPP before say he takes, he takes, he takes, he takes. He's a taker, he's not a giver.
You know. We have very modest goals. And then I try to be a giver here and give more of my time to the audience in exchange for hitting the goals. Right.
Because we hit the goal, then I'm good for the day. And I always have an extra time. Not Phil, Not Phil. Oh.
I have an honest question, and I'd like an answer. I'm curious, can anyone answer me this? I honestly don't know if anyone can answer me this. Ye people gave him.
I can't even see anymore. I drank so much, I ate so much. I'm so tired. I can't are one of those one o seven.
Now take a shot, bitch, I think we're one O seven. Take a shot. Let's say one of seven. I can't even see it, all right.
So here's my honest question, everybody, as I concluded out, what are you kidding me? Another one hundred dollars? Super chat? Okay, I'm gonna try to stay conscious an.
Industry him alcohol poisoning. Okay, honest question, and I want to answer, and I better get a goddamn answer. What is going on? All right?
Why am I getting so much support recently? What has happened? Because here's here's For many years, I struggled. For many years, I tried my best make content that people cared.
About that. And I did get support. But I struggled regardless, right, I did struggle. And then all of a sudden last year, mm hmmm, I made an active choice to cross over with Quino Casino.
I made the choice, not them, I did. I stuck my foot out. I was the one who activated it. And it worked.
Okay, it worked, and a lot of yours started watching me out of nowhere. It was their viewers. But then I knew it was limited time. I knew when you last, I knew that they were going to try to get me into the realm of drama.
I knew this was coming, so I stopped it. And I knew I was coming at least, which I did. Don't look at my back, look at myself. This is a result on me going outside of my comfort zone this color and try something different and knowing that I was trying to making the devil, thank you, praise the cash call exactly what I did, and then I stepped out of it.
When I fell, that was the time to do it right. And a lot of people give me so much shit during that time period, saying you did the wrong thing, you messed up. Well, he couldn't survive on his own before before getting what I would call a quickening to live for another you know season, I guess from the Keno Boys. He was dying.
Go look at the statistics from before the Keno and after they saved his shitty life. But they're the devil, okay. And I knew. I knew that people were gonna hate me for it, but I tried to like tell people, no, understand, I'm doing the right thing.
And then once I stepped out of it a few weeks ago, I was very nervous. You should be nervous. I thought, no exaggeration, that was it. That was going to go right back to where I was.
That everything that I had done, everything that I built, the whole. Ring. Is it matter that I was going to go back to this month or next month, back content or whatever. I'm waiting for my neighbor that's not bought me a truck for people.
People are still here used to watch up. Yes, as you saw with I'm still trying to see for the record, more stuff. Let's get a super. More stuff coming.
Some stuff this week you missed, smart guys. That reminds no spoilers to do another d SP stream this week and cover that, smart guys. Is he over hyping and gonna under deliver? Or is it going to be somebody like Merce or COG or one of the other like low cow weirdos, Or is it going to be is he gonna have another dent or somebody that nobody knows and he's just hyping it?
Smart guys this week. This is. Something that I never would have done before. But it's time.
We're trying new stuff, right, not my smart guys this week, my third and final guest co host before WrestleMania, right and more. All Right, But I don't get it because I don't feel like I've really changed down here. I do feel like I gave it a shot, and I know that people liked the drama, Phil into it. Yeah, oh you snaked the casino or they think you kids.
I don't get it. I don't understand this level of support that I'm getting. It has now been four straight months and I. Wrestling.
I would just grew. I wasn't even doing anything with the casino. Smart guys, he needs money, he's fun. So now he actually is blowing my mind.
Like I don't know what to say, but thank you, I'm lost, is boggled. Let me. I'm very like when I first started doing work with the Casino, everyone was like, oh, how do you feel about your newfound popularity? And I was like, Wow, this is great, this is amazing, Thank you.
I'm you know, I have to say I had a similar experience. Like everybody told me going on the Casino would change my whole show and change my life, and I wasn't really prepared for the jump, like I like doubled my numbers, you know, because we're in a niche and a niche not only is UFOs and paranormal stuff sort of a niche audience. But then I'm on the skeptical side. So most of those people don't like me, right, but they have they respect me though, because my show has a proven track or of being right about all these scammers.
But yeah, going on the Casino is life changing for somebody, especially multiple guest appearances, so they keep pumping your channel. You know. I got like an extra seven or eight thousand subscribers out of those guest appearances. I was blown away.
It was awesome. We are I'm not with the Casino. I just did a marathon. Look at how much are you just made just for being me?
Yeah, with a total gimmick show. Look how much you just made scamming your audience. You didn't do the shots that you promised people. You just took their money and you scammed them, You dirtball, scumbag grifter.
I don't get it, don't I don't get it. I do you like me? Do you like they changed? Do you like me?
Do you like me? They like me? They really really like me? Hassled?
It is unbaffled in a good way. I'd rather be confused, because you guys are supporting me, you know, just like last summer I was confused and I'm. Still giving into delivered and re baffled. Why I feel like you're doing the right thing and you guys aren't supporting me.
I'd rather be baffled why you are, because I don't think I've changed. You know, you want to know the truth. Back in the day, thank you, When I started on and I was just a no and I was making content, yelling at a camera at the TV, and it looked like and I was milk and I was making to death. I don't.
You know, like money left? I was like, I don't get it. I don't understand what they like it, so I'm going. To me and I know they wanted it, just you know, it baffles my mind.
Seventeen years ago, a lot of prep, It was a lot of work ten years ago, recognizing that. SR last summer. Today, it's all the same to me. I'm lost, but at the same time, I'm happy.
So thank you to everyone who has supported me for these long seventeen years. The end of this crazy road, it's I don't feel like it's the end. I feel like the end of this crazy road is going to be you finally get there. It's the beginning of me being independent and feeling free and feeling like I can do what I want to do and what I need to do with my life.
And I have no tethers to anyone who tries to pull me away, because you guys, in the last eight months. Another job that you like what I do. I've shown that with that I will do. I will do it as much as I can, upgrading the setup, playing as many games as I can wait.
Whatever you you want, I'll play it on a whim. I don't care enjoy schedule one. I don't give a ship. I'll drop money on a Lego set.
I'll just buy a game on a ways. As a matter, it's all good, it's all good, possible, and you know I couldn't do. That's another thing I try to express that. The reason that Phil begs, it's his audience's fall.
I don't even blame him anymore. If I knew that my audience would just give me two thousand dollars, if I just begged and begged and begged and begged and begged for hours on end, I probably might start begging too, especially if I needed the money like he apparently does. But he spends his money on stupid shit. I guarantee he's going to take that two thousand dollars and put it into that wrestling game and get nothing for it but digital pictures of sweaty Hulcogan and other gay muscle men.
Right, what a waste of money. You know, he could take his wife on vacation. He could, you know, do some remodeling around the house, fix the broken toilet, the broken toilet which he broke himself most likely, you know, pooring What was he doing. He was pouring chicken grease or no bacon grease.
He would pour bacon grease down in toilets and wonder why the toilet you know, stop working? Uh oh, I have that clip here here it is bacon. Grease does not go into toilet, you idiot, don't do it. Well, well, I'm gonna put my age.
Please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't clog up a bike. At least.
At least. It's okay. It looks. Oh yeah, my trash like toilet.
The other thing. Oh, we have to find a blumber now the pip it's the next week's show, the bomber show. I love you. Oh that is gross.
My wife would murder me if I did that, to saying she's a jar girl, you got to put it in a jar. It feels pulling our leg feels full of shiit. No, I always wanted to be able to do this and I couldn't, and it sucked that I didn't have that level of freedom. And now he hasn't had a job at seventeen years.
He plays changed so much games all day, he hasn't had any Allowing. Me to have that level of freedom to was literally best for me, for the audience. And again, I know it just sounds like I'm preaching like it's some kind of a fucking stupid a culture religion. It's not.
I want to make content that doesn't hurt anyone, David, today, did I have a single thing today that hurt anything myself? I drank so much? Right, No, nothing I did today hurt anyone. Today.
I played some games, I built some legos, we hung out, We had some fear Philip, I didn't bully anyone. He didn't bully anybody. No, he audience. I didn't have to crack.
I love the morality play here. I'm morally superior to Kino boys. You scammed your audience. You said you would take a shot for every hundred bucks and.
Then you didn't. So don't get all high and mighty like you're some moral, ethical person more so than anybody else. You just scammed your audience. You do it constantly.
You might say, oh, but people make three thousand dollars in a night easily crapping on people. Yeah, they do, because they hurt others some people. You're not going to make a bank like that unless you are toxic. Okay, I don't believe not.
If you're a content creator who's aspiring to do something with yourself. You're never going to make. It's completely to. Say how the world works.
Listen, toxic. I had a corporate job where I had to interview people for jobs. I hated that because, like, the whole point of the job interview to me was to try to sniff out whether they were partying, drink or drugger people, or whether they'd show up every day because you know, anyway, you know, there's always that part in the interview where you look at the resume and you say, tell me about what you've been doing for the last few years. Is he seriously going to walk into a job interview and say, I've been playing children's video games on YouTube for seventeen years, but I'm ready to work a real job.
Nobody would give him a job. They'd all think that he is a loser or a bum that won't actually work. You know, But thank you very much for the kindness, generosity and the support. Much much appreciated.
Thank you all so far for helping us to praise the cash. Why did I spend the money? So? Why did I spend all that money?
Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money, you have to worry. Thank you, bum side Phil, bum side Phil.
It really does look like him too. He's living in a box by seven to eleven, begging for money so he could get like a game boy. People are dramatic. People are vindictive.
All they want to do is see others burn so they feel better about themselves. But I never wanted to make that content, Geddy. Yeah, he never wanted to make that content. His most popular content is him shitting on review Tech USA.
He never wanted to make that content, but he made it a bunch of times. I and yet here I am sitting here making fun content, relaxing content, and I just got so much support. And scamming your audience. You didn't earn the money because you didn't do what you said you were gonna do.
You know, the only thing I can relate this to is on Locale. But what is the girls show? Like Low Cow Queens or whatever? That girl Becky said for this much in super Chats, I'll eat a can of cat food or I'll eat cat food, And then she didn't do it, and Keemstarr went on the show the next day and made her do it.
Because you can't scam the audience. You can't tell them, oh, I'm going to do this for you know this much in money, and then not do it. That's called scamming your audience. You know, it's a never ending grift.
What's positive about that? Exactly? There's nothing positive here? Oh, I mean it blows my mind.
I don't know. I feel like nothing has changed, but things are better, right, like. Yeah, but at least he is an honest one. He won't let his I think he won't.
I thought, you know, working with Quino Casino and that was it, that was the end of it. But it's the contracts. I've actually grown, actually had increased speawership. My trolls are exponentially increasing my reach.
I know that. Oh, your trolls are don't you understand that your trolls are getting more views than you? Yeah, they get because you get it, you're entertaining. There's nothing wrong, don't you get it?
Positive? They are giving me more than I've ever had before. They are giving me more attention, reach and success than I've ever had before. And I don't have to do anything.
Do you get it? It's like I've said all along, people, the King doesn't have to lift the finger. The king just sits here honestly and does what he loves to do, and everything go was perfectly according to plan. I don't have to lift the fingers.
Oh, it's all according to his plan. Yeah, he calls every. Film, I'm happy, Happy, be day. Your personal growth has made all of this hate invalid, you think so.
I don't know that you have. I don't think there's anything I could ever do that would make hate and valid. The hate that they throw at me is yeah, permanently, scar, It's all part of the fens, I would say, has it not a mean? Am I blind?
Am I stupid? Something has changed? People are here watching, supporting, and again even if my if it's my trolls that are amplifying it, things are much better. A huge It's not like he'll sold out.
He became a hater control, he became a drama queen. I'm still me and I'm doing crazy numbers for. Dy cosmic chess menor absolutely stupid. Thank you by the way, you guys, I'm really tired.
So after I finished out outs, I'm out of here. So last chance. If you wanted to support, this is the time holding out? Why are you holding out.
Why are you guys supported so much? Last chance? I know some people like trying to throw a hill mary last minute. Just do it now because I got to go to sleep.
Not really, I have to clean up upload and spent out my wife and sober up day. So thank you, Oh man, I can't even see anymore. I think we're at that. I don't even know.
I can't even see anymore. How many actual shots did he? Thank you? Beautiful catoking?
No? Really, she cooked an amazing dinner and a delicious dessert. I love it, all right, I said I wouldn't bust on his wife. But I just want to tell you that, like the only thing I hear, the only thing that I can compare this to is my own experience, and like maybe I got maybe I just have a better wife than him.
I don't know, right, And I don't want to get into a pisson contest about whose wife is a better cook. But his wife gave him like store bought pasta sala it looked like, and a frozen turkey burger on paper plates with paper napkins and paper utensils, and well, not for nothing, man, I have kids. Sometimes we use paper plates, but it's usually for some quick meal, you know, like or a lunch or something that's quick, you know, like chicken nuggets and fries for the boys. I give him a paper plate once in a while, but generally, no, you got a dishwasher, dude, at least put it on a real plate.
It's your birthday and you're using like I don't know. So his wife gives him store bought pasta salad it looked like h and a turkey burger. That was his big birthday feast. And I don't know.
On my last birthday, my wife gave me a lobster tail and a big fat te bone steak and shrimp. So maybe I'm spoiled. But my wife would never give me something that's shitty for a birthday dinner. So I guess I'm just very blessed.
And you know, I shouldn't say. Maybe that's all they can afford. I don't know. Maybe that's all they had around.
I don't know, but for a birthday dinner, a turkey burger and pasta salad. I guess it is the thought that counts. Though. At least she made him something.
I love everything she cooked today. I hope that she knows that and I hope that she will. Yeah, maybe before this he was bitching that she's making stuff she's never made before. So if it wasn't good, he might have to door dash anyway, because he's not going to eat slop for his birthday.
That's basically what he said. I'm paraphrasing, but that's the. Gist of it. Someday I understand how good of a cook she is and try for that.
I don't know if she ever will, but I hope she does. Okay, Oh my god. Yeah, burping and snorting through the whole stream. Kudo with a five dollars super chat.
People are noticing a lot of the hate and mocker you get is unwarranted. He made mistakes, but you've owned up to them and people respect that. When did he own up to the mistakes? When did he own up to scamming his audience for the tax money and then coming back and scamming his audience for more money because his income went up and then he had to pay income tax on the extra two thousand dollars they gave him.
When did he own up to scamming his audience for two thousand dollars to see a fucking cat? I don't know. That's kind of a meme. It's kind of a meme from last summer.
Is it not? Like that was the mean when I reacted to the June the King documentary. I don't actually know if if that's truth till now. Like, honestly, I don't even know what people would hate me for now, for being a scumback beside the audience, I'm not exactly sure what I do.
I'm joking about. Did I think I was gonna make thirty five hundred dollars today? No? But you I think I was even to make three thousand.
No? Did I think I was actually gonna tap my last dream? No? And I did.
I didn't think that. I was just joking, you know, I'm not. I'm not being I already have with you so. He could felt the casino and make more money than he ever did doing drama.
That's what he said at the beginning of the show. There's a DSP snort compilation and it sounds like old chainsaw that won't startg I have to find that. I bet Cat didn't wish Phil a happy birthday until he reminded her, Yeah, it's my birthday, bitch. You was not joking.
No, he really wanted that thirty five hundred bucks. He wanted that thirty five hundred bucks. Look at this guy dancing around. It is an audience or morons.
Who gives this guy two thousand dollars to do shots and not even do the shots right? Who gives Who in the hell would give him two thousand dollars. I don't get it. You're not lying about what was pre made.
Nothing wrong with pre made. Just to blatant lies, he's telling, Oh, yeah, my wife cooked for me. She took it out of a supermarket container. That's not cooking, Phil, but he wanted to.
You know, you got to remember that his audience are mostly like loser in cells that don't get me a woman, So he has to like, look, I have a wife and she's cooking me dinner. Lethal. I don't know what the hell is going on with you? Why are you gifting so much at the last minute?
I have no idea and I'm not taking any more shots. I'm done. I can't drink anymore. There's too much.
But we are at how much the most success stream I've ever done, besides the streaming that I did with Keinu Casino and ages ago. The stream that I did, we had over two thousand dollars right and I said to this is if we hit three thousand five, I would shave. I don't know if anyone is here for that. That was hours ago.
Now is the time, the last chance, because I got to get the funnel. Out of them. I'm tired. I will do it right now here.
He is still trying to get to this, and this would be the most momentous epic stream I've ever done, the most support ever gotten. It's at two thousand dollars and he's asking for fifteen hundred more to shave his mustache. He got two thousand dollars. The greed knows no end with this guy.
I don't believe that I've ever got Oh, no way, I'm lying. I have gotten two thousand in one stream. Gross for sure, But I just can't imagine being up to two thousand dollars in support and then going back to the audience and asking them to almost double it, because two thousands not enough. Ever in the history of DSP gaming, in the history of Dark Side Phil, this will be the most successful stream I've ever done.
If your gift, you losers, will just give me another fifteen hundred. Dollars, I think one hundred dollars. Freaking super jats out of nowhere. We had it to me Ken gifting one hundred sub bombs on kick.
Yeah, that was funny. Now will be the time if we don't hit it tonight. The one guy was trying to gift kick subs, but his credit card wasn't working, so Phil was like trying desperately to get him to do smaller ones. Don't do the hundred, you know, do fifty and see if that goes through.
And the guy did, and then do another fifty and see if that goes through. Like he was doing anything he could to get those hundred gifted subs, and that was five hundred of his two thousand dollars. Goal one dent, one moron. Give some shout outs over on Kick to our kick viewers.
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Shout out to all the people in the Kick Chat, and let's get some support over on kick. We'd like to get some gifted subs over there, or get some people to subscribe over there. And we've already got Jared of the Dead. Big ups and shout out to Jared of the Dead gifted five Kick subscribers and his credit card work.
So I see it. Gifted five subs by Jared of the Dead. Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, and thank you for this big support. Twenty five bucks is twenty five bucks.
Friends will take it. Thank you Jared of the Dead, today's MVP of gifting Kick subs so far. Thank you very much for those that are aware, I basically get an extra paycheck in the month thanks to Kick dot com. Loving it so far.
Thank you all on kick dot com for the support. Cash money bitches, cash money. A cash money bitches. Yes, and I will call out anybody on kick dot com who becomes a subscriber or gifts a subscriber.
I will shout those out. And we read every single super chat checking in with the goal. We're at eight of fifty. We're clipping along at a good pace, but let's get some support so we get to the bonus content.
I have some of the best bonus content that we've ever had on the pig Roast here tonight. Let's get some support. Let's get some subs, some PayPal plate. I'll do the I'll do the dark Side, pill beggar sampler.
Let's get a PayPal pledge. Let's get a kicksubscriber. Let's get some gifted kick subs. Let's get some gifted YouTube memberships.
Let's get some super chat, some superstickers, and somebody buy me a coffee. I'm not asking for it. We need to get momentum, friends, and then it'll be all downhill. Right, I'm just saying, I don't know what the hell's going on.
I was ready to go, I was saying goodnight, and all of a sudden, here we go again with this nonsense. Right, He's complaining that he's getting ready to go and people are still gifting one hundred dollars super chats. He's complaining that people are the guy's never happy. You want the money that sit there and entertain your audience while they're shoving money into your wallet, U asshole.
Were what eighteen hundred dollars of crazy support? What is happening. I don't know, but now would be the time to hit it if we're ever going to hit it. The time If not, I want to never mention it again.
I was joking earlier, and now what is going on? I don't understand. He's still thinks, he still thinks, and then all of. A sudden, boom, we had one thousand dollars.
The next day. I was like, what what is happening? You moron? And you're generous if we're.
Going to ever do it, because how's you the two dollars hit? It's funny to review tech. Shout out to your wife. I don't think she has enough credit for helping you behind the scenes.
She does send him super chats to felt in controls. You're absolutely right on that regard. She's a keeper. Oh God continues to bless her me too.
Somebody look, well, happy birthday. Don't die. You die more money than you. I need that money.
My wife need money. My wife. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy. He's gonna start crying.
Here is the crying. He's so happy. You don't look happy, of course, I'm getting emotional. By Oh my wife is so awesome.
Did you see how anything if. You give money to he's crying, it's terrible. Hanks. Saber e X, hearing the call of the goal, says, praise the freaking goal.
Yes, friends, praise the cash. Oh, you gotta go off camera because he was crying. You gotta go off camera. Go off camera and cry, Piggy, go off camera and cry, you pig and thank you.
How saber ex praise. The cast the chess without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here.
I have no money right now. I'm not angry anymore. It's not angry anymore. He yells at his audience all the time.
Happy cry, He's still crying. Cry, Piggy, Cry, cry, pig cry. Was another life. Oh everything is that I met her has been the best life.
Wow. And I wish that for all of you. He wishes all of us. Like that's why I think that so many people out there or someone are in pain.
And he all had a wife and. Think it's okay to step on others. I gotta step on others to get ahead. I gotta orders to get ahead because you're not happy.
Oh, bullshitusy, I'm very happy. I heard Andy Worski last night said about this situation. No, I'm happiest when I'm making fun of people. So there you go.
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Let's get some super chats and uh get to that goal. We're almost uh well, where are we at for the goal? We're at nine of fifty forty one to go. Who will hear the call of the goal and help us to praise the cash which is remember every dollar you send me will make Dark Side Phil cry one tier and we are so enjoying his crying right now that you know we want to make him cry more so, thank you Ricky Picture for your kindness, your generosity, and your support as well.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. He's got a dangerously low bank account. I'm just trying to get mine to be dangerously high.
I don't know what amount that is. But let's get to the goal. Friends, God blessed the goal. Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Hallelujah. I am feeling it. I am feeling the praise of the cash and the generosity. People from all over the world are gonna throw money in my hat and help me to praise the cash.
Praise the cash, all of loujah. Friends, if you. Were happy, you wouldn't want to crush others. You would need to crush others because you would be okay.
There's so many people. Some people deserve to get felted or crushed, though, Phil, you're one of. Them out there who are hurting and no one gets it. Once you get it, you don't need to do that.
An he's such a moral person. The dude lied about his wife having cancer to get out of working. He lied about his parents being ready to die and grifted his audience, like I got. A good plane ticket, I might have to visit my family.
My mom and dad are dying. Can please give me some money, guys? And then he doesn't even visit him. Right, you don't need to be upset about because.
They weren't dying. His wife didn't have cancer. Idiot who says something about you, every little moron who pokeed at you. You know, you don't need to hyper focus on the negative.
You can just be positive about the good things in your life. If I was married and people don't get grave as well, yeah. They don't because they don't have that, And I feel bad, But I can't make you understand that until you have it. That's true.
But I wish that all of you. Yeah, he's good, crying some more. Because my life is so much better because my wife. It doesn't sound like your life is better right now, you're feel bad, don't have that.
It's my party and cry and they just stand there and they're so upset about everything to every little fucking thing. Who cares? Who cares that Ethan Ralph lives in a shack in Mexico? Who cares.
Doesn't have about toilet that flushes? Who cares? Who cares about that doesn't have a toilet that ship? Who cares about that?
Come on, somebody shitting in a bucket doesn't have a toilet. That's funny. Now, of course, at my cabin we have what's called a composting toilet, which just is just a slightly more advanced form of shitting in a bucket. Really, but you know, it's an off grid cabin.
What are you gonna do. We don't have fifty thousand dollars for a sewage system and fifteen thousand dollars for a water well, so we do what we gotta do. This guy that said this or this guy that said that? Who cares about this guy that makes crap content?
Who gives a fuck about any of it? Why would you care? Don't you have something better to do? Don't you have something you actually like?
Yeah? What if I like? What if I like, you know, busting losers balls on the internet? What if that's my passion in life?
Phil? What if I like it? You know you don't like that. I love busting scammers.
That's kind of my passion play thing. So why would that be what you're doing with your life? I don't get it. I don't understand it.
You don't have to understand. You don't have to like what I'm saying. You have to say I get it. Why would I focus on that?
What is my? What is wrong with me? What's wrong with you? Phil?
He doesn't understand. I'm happy now and I don't need to anymore. Playing video games, and I don't have to. Listen to any of this nonsense from the drama sector, whatever it's called.
I can just be me today. I played games. I ate. Amount of money.
Party. Yeah, what a loser. I'd be retarded to be sad. Just happened today.
You know what's funny is he just collected two thousand dollar. But before that he was begging for money so that he could get a switch to. I don't know what the MSRP, but I think it's like five hundred bucks for a switch to four or five hundred bucks. I know because my eight year old is asking for it, and I haven't made a decision.
Well, actually I think I've made the decision that he's eight the switch one is fine for him. You know, he doesn't need the switch to already. He just got a switch one last year, I think, or a year before that. So but My point is that Phil just got two thousand dollars.
I guarantee you he won't buy the switch to with that two thousand dollars. He'll put that in that wrestling video game like a loser, and then he'll go back to his audience and demand the four or five hundred to buy a switch to so that he could play it on stream. Just the greed knows no bounds. Call me astro.
Don't wish for me to be in a loveless marriage with fat cat for a wife. Phil, don't put that curse on me. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think that, uh, there's something really weird going on there with his wife. You know, like she was thin as my wife when she moved in with him, and you know, and I know, like people say, you know that engagement ring, it's it's an inflate.
But I know so many guys that their why their girlfriend, significant others whatever blew up once they got engaged or married. So I guess it's common. You know. I don't know, but my wife weighs the same today as she did when I met her, and that's after two kids.
So God blessed the thin hot wife. That's all I could say. You know, like, oh, let me now go crap on some people. No, I'm not going to do that.
I don't need to. Some people deserve to be crapped on, and he's fine crapping all his enemies. Right, got to get out of here, let's see, But I'll stay if you throw more the five dollars super chat. Thank you, Jalen.
I think I called that out, but I don't know if I did. He's gotten at this point. I can barely. I can't.
He can't even keep track of all the money. Thank you, Jalen. Some people like to be crapped though, I mean cool the fire give itself, thank you, Mark. Yeah, dark sight Phil is so virtuous, right, he's he's he's mad because he sucks at crapping on people.
Yeah, he can't even do it good. He doesn't have good insults, he doesn't have. Twenty dollars chat. That was beautiful.
We're all looking for that, a lot of people. The best factor. I don't know if that's true, but I've heard that from many, many different people. Don't understand when you get that big, you don't care about nothing else matters.
It's stupid. Re it two dollars twenty dollars super chat, oh to twenty you really got If only he could have gifted forty four subs on Kick tonight to felt me for the exact two twenty contribution, that would have really gotten to me, like it would have got me down to my core. If only someone right now could give forty four subs over on kick Man, I don't know how it could ever recover from the two hundred and twenty dollars contribution, because man, doctor likes really got me. Fucking idiot.
Yeah, he's so happy, he's cursing audience member members. N I can't even see where we are contributions to update this. Yeah, he makes his wife work minimum wage retail. Why does he have to work minimum wage retail if he's making six figures?
Yeah, she did on on her Yeah I heard that she cheated on her boyfriend. Nineteen hundred and one dollars. Do you imagine being a woman forty nine dollars away from another freaking goal? Thinking Phil is an upgrade?
I stay all night, we'll keep going. Can you think Phil is an upgrade? Because I gotta go. It's nine o'clock.
I'm tired. Give me the goal praise. Like I said, if ever you were going to contribute the time support, I would shave it thirty five hundred all right, I have no money? Well, why would you give that man money?
Three thousand dollars, He'll shave it three thousand. Now, still trying to I'm still trying. A dark Syde film. Give me the thousand, three thousand dollars shave I swear I'll shave it only three thousand dollars tonight.
All you gotta do is open your wallets and get me to three thousand Dollars'll. Shave my pubes for a thousand. That's discount. That's discount.
You're asking for three thousand dollars just to save your mustache. It's gonna grow back in a week, dude, because you have a thin, straggly mustache because you're low tee. You're not manly enough to have a real beard and mustache. Right, I'll save my pubes for a thousand.
I think that's a good goal. It sucks to be Phil, says Adam Wolford, and thank you one for the goal. Big support from Adam Wafford tonight. It sucks to be Phil.
I just failed out that I'm gonna have another kid. Been married for thirteen years and with three kids. Me and my wife are happy. Well, congratulations and God bless you, and God bless your coming child.
Now, did you think you were done with the raising of the kids? Almost right, because your kid's probably getting a little older now, right, a little more independent. Now you're gonna have a baby. God bless you.
I miss babies. Sometimes I like babies because they stay, you put him, you know, But once they start walking and talking, that's when the trouble starts climbing out of it. Both my kids were Houdini's with that playpen too. They would get out, you know.
God bless you. Adam Wolford. Did I give you? I think I get I don't remember.
If I did. We'll do another one. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Well, I've got money now thanks to kind and generous people like Chill Station and Adam Wofford, and we've got Arctic Ghost XCV three thousand dollars to shave that pathetic excuse of a beard. It's not even a beard, he said, it's a van Dijk whatever that is. Yeah, I don't know, but thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. It is much much appreciated.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man Ah, the dollars signs are too powerful. Well, let's hear him beg again. He's bottars of support tonight.
He wants to get an ex for thousand. Talk about greed. I couldn't even imagine getting two thousand dollars in support and then going, you know what, I'm going to ask for another thousand, because if they gave me the two, then maybe they'll give me another thousand. They already gave me two thousand.
Maybe they'll give me another thousand. If I just cringely keep asking. For it, I'm shaving five hundred dollars ride off the top. It's like crazy Eddy.
The prices are insane, only three k instead of thirty ghosts. I will go shave right now. So all I need, I'm not kidding, eleven hundred dollars support right now, A tip, a super chat or subs, and I will go shave right I couldn't. Imagine begging for any money in my life period.
Well, being a viewer supported show, I can't say that I can't. All right, last shout out here of the night, because I'm tired, just got a dire he is probably crying. He's not crying. PPP will get tat out And so tomorrow, thanks for this, be happy tomorrow and night on the show, the same tired ship as always.
Oh look at how desperate Darkseidesville was when desperate? Right, desperate? You were desperate when. All I did was have fun today and I made nineteen and three dollars.
I didn't have to hurt anyone except to do that research for the show. I just had to do no research. Yeah, you know, he just said you do that every night. No lie, he said, I am fucking lazy.
I didn't hurt anybody. Oh and I also didn't do any research for my show. In other words, he's proud of the fact that he's a lazy slob that just got handed two thousand dollars and all he prepared was some liquor to take shots from and his wife made him a shitty birthday dinner. Right.
Yes, he hurt his dents and he contributed zero value to them. Right, I don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. You dents gave me two grand. It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous, and you know, not for nothing. But I've done shows that required a month, a full on month of working at night doing research to do one two hour show, and I got fifty bucks. But I was happy for the fifty bucks. You know, some people actually prep and prepare their shows.
I didn't hurt anyone except the disabled audience that will starve themselves because you conned them into believing that you're that hard up from money. Pew are as King, says mother Freya. Well, I don't know about that artificially inflated, but yeah, I felt a little pity for Phil when Pete bullied him into dancing and doing one half push up, and Phil, being as autistic as he is, did not pick up on it at all, yet detractors did. Yeah.
Yeah, at least I'm grateful. Absolutely. I have an attitude of gratitude and if anybody ever didn't notice, I try to end every show thanking the supporters. I say thank you, Patreon supporters, thank you, YouTube channel members, you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people, people buying me a coffee.
Like every show, I end every show with an attitude of gratitude and thanking the audience for their support. I've never almost never hurt him. Thank people. He got two grand and he didn't even do the shots.
And he's complaining that people are sending him money late and holding out on him, cause you know that's not their money, that's his money. They're just holding it. Like twice that every night. So that's why they take, you know, four vacations a year.
That's why they only work three times a week. You know that's like if you're a toxic jerk, and you heard others, you make more money than those who just make possible. Well, he's so pissed off that they only have to work three days a week and they make twice or three times as much money as him, and they only work three days a week, and yeah, four vacations a year. Could they earn it?
Who doesn't want to go on vacation four times a year? Who doesn't want to do that? Phil, you loser? He's I think Triple P called it his hug box.
He doesn't go on vacation because he doesn't want to leave his hug box of a house where everything is safe and you know, his delusional fairy tale world. He doesn't want to leave it. Agent forty seven with two dollars. Will you ever review low cal Cyrics, Chance Wilkin.
I mean maybe I'll look into it. I'll put it on my list of things to look into. I'm not very familiar. I've heard I've heard of him and a little bit I've seen a little bit of clips or whatever, but not not very familiar.
But I'll check it out. No Pwrshad Steve. He's the next Poodie Pie, but without the racism. I hurt people every day for free.
Steve can only afford one new car. Open your wallets, pay pigs. What's he supposed to do with just a dollar? Yeah, let's get some support.
I am buying a truck, and the money that I got for the truck all came from covering dark Side pill So God bless this piggy. But I'm doing something good with the money. You know. I have this cabin and a lot of times in the winter I can't go because I worry so much about getting from the main road to my cabin.
It's just a dirt road, and you know it gets plowed, but sometimes it's so icy. And I went in a ditch once with my normal car on the side of the road. I slid off the road into a ditch. So I did something good with the money.
And I'm investing in a four wheel drive truck which will allow me to go to the cabin whenever I want and not have to worry like about not making it in there or whatever. Chill Station seven with one for the goal says, he's ungrateful. Yeah. Absolutely, he is the least grateful person that I've ever seen as a streamer.
You know, he just doesn't He thinks that this he's entitled, like this is his money and people should just give. It to him. Well, let's face it, all so money. Talked, money does talk, and thank you Chill Station seven for having your money talk to me.
Love it. Let's get some more support. I'll check him with the goal. Where are we at here?
What is going on? We're at fifteen to fifty. We're at a good pace. I've got plenty of material to cover.
This is just the first video we're going over, lots more to come, so I think we're at a good pace to hit it. But let's get to twenty five because, like dark Side Phil says, if you get to half the goal, it's all downhill. From there. I guess he means that's easier, but Phil really is going downhill.
A bit of content, okay, snort. It's just true goes to Jay. Thing you've or forty six months as a memories this happy birthday unk. Thank you.
I'm not your uncle, but thank you goes to Jay. And that looks like our final contribution of the night. That guy's been giving him money for forty six months and that's the best he can do. I don't know.
When I see those messages pop up, I thank them for their ongoing and continued support, thanks for being a longtime show support or something something something he barely thanked. The guy will be a dollar in one. He's bitter when he has to read those messages because that's not new money towards the goal. That's old money.
Tip. The hottest woven in college wants an unbanned because they bad mouthed Jesus. Oh my god, seriously, my last contribution is going to be someone begging to be unbanned because they bad mouthed Jesus. Oh boy, what a loser?
Please know, for God's sake, whoa whoa. Hold on a second, no, we have to stop this here. I was just checking in with the live with the kickchat and look at this, Look at this. All right, we've called Aljabrati of the Dead, who gifted five subs.
We've got chor gun storm Hammer gifted five subs, five subs. Thank you, chor gun scorm Hammer for your kindness, your generosity and support. We've got Sardonic Jerk gifted five subs. Big support from Sardonic Jerk over in the kick chat and chore gun scorm Hammer.
And big support from Sardonic Jerk who also became a subscriber on kick. Big support. Yeah, let's get some subs on kick. Let's get some subs.
Friends, Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, thank you for the support. Let's go friends, without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now.
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Let's go. Let's get some more super chats and hit this goal. Friends. Oh, I see another one.
We got another one. Another kind and generous soul has heard the call of the goal. Caveteeth is here. Do you plan on felting RTU on streams next?
I'm seriously considering it. I am seriously considering it. Truth Secret cave Teeth. I just have to figure out, you know, like we could weave Darkseide Phil into the Truth Seeker sort of theme, like this is the truth about Darkside Phil.
So I have to figure out how to weave it in there cave teeth. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support much much appreciated. Uh yeah, the dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, haha.
They are too powerful for cave teeth. And we have zamolas with two ah yes, playing with Minecraft toys at forty three. I know, right, what a loser. Why did I spend the money?
So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. Ha ha uh. Farst Face with one for the goal says, what's up, Principal Cambion. Yeah, that was awesome.
I gotta say I've been cartoonized multiple times since covering Dark Side Phil. And you know what's really fun is that my son I showed him me and the cartoons, my eight year old, and he's like, wow, you're a pretty famous dad, And I just cracked up. He was like, wow, you're pretty famous, dad. People were making cartoons about you on the internet, very very kind of all of you.
Thank you all. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, all right, let's continue with the filtoning. How about this the hottest woman in college.
No, I don't unban you because I'm tired of it and you're annoying. I had enough of your your your bullshit. You're so annoying. That's another thing.
He just leaves people banned. I don't know. I've only had to ban a few people in the whole history of a show because we have a free speech zone here. But occasionally somebody will do something really stupid and get banned or hidden.
But if they anybody who's ever emailed me and sincerely apologized, I just unb ban him. One guy told me, I'm so sorry. I drank like fourteen beers and then I dropped some nd bombs in your live chat. I don't mean to do it or what you know.
Okay, all right, well, look, don't do it again. He won't even unban somebody. You know, it's just ridiculous how many people he bans. And I get it.
He's got on a troll, so I guess he's got to ban all the trolls. But Jesus, all right, guys, I guess nineteen hundred and forty dollars to support is 'tenough. I'm gonna call it an you think. Enough?
Nicholas just did a five dollars super chat. Oh my god, guys have gotta get out of here. I mean it now. Oh he really means it, he really really does.
I gotta get out of here pretty soon. Film nothing but. How much twenty dollars? Twenty dollars I have to leave?
Twenty dollars? Yeah, only I noticed is I love you? If you'll get some water, I have water. The other thing is is like this guy's just stupid.
He's like, oh, I have to leave. You're the one that always wants money. If people are actually throwing money at you, you don't cut off the stream, you loser. You keep going until you milk every dollar out of those dents and those paid pigs.
Not that I do that. It's right here. Not this. This is This is moonshine.
This is water. I swear I'm drinking water. I wonder how much you would have to get to drink the whole jar. I would pay to see that.
I probably would. Good lord, Okay, a twenty dollars tip from only Ice infinite power snort. Oh my god, snort, power snort. Are we I don't even know what this number?
Subs kidding? Just the subs, drop the subs, not the N bombs. Please, no F bombs. One part of a good stream is a sense of urgency.
I mean, it's still technically my birthday. But don't you want me to go? Don't you want me to go and upload the content and go relax? This's good time with my wife.
I mean, if you keep contributing, I can't leave. If you keep contributing, I can't people to stay and shout out to don't you understand how? Yeah, we're at nineteen hundred and twenty nine dollars sport. We are twenty away.
From any other girl mother. If you keep contributing, I can't leave. Do you get it? So?
I hope that you'll just let me leave that all right word, because I'm going to shut off. This has been too long. There's no shots on that of this, and we want to won't drink anymore. I'll be sick, I'll get sick.
I can't drink anymore. Do you understand? I'm deleting that? All right?
All we can do is hang out. But leaving such a fact that his job, and yeah, collect takes so very mure. I just received a tip. Let's see, I received.
One March was insane. I know, somebody trying to make it. All right, the troll all right on here nice, thank you so very muchas you've been in a amazing street. I mean, come on, it's an amazing you've been an amazing audience.
What is going on, Lance Katamaran? What is this Phil Cleek's disability? Yeah, we know that for a fact. We know for thank you for a five dollar super chat.
Let me shout this out first, thank you Gabriel killing me? Yeah? Oh, I can't leave until the money drives up. In nineteen thirty four, so we have twenty six dollars to support to get another goal?
Did this did Lance Katamaran actually gift or is this not counting? No, it's not counting. Well here, he's got to go the tech support so that they can he can figure out his moron that don't know how to subscribe or whatever, so he could get to that money that they're trying to give him. Old masters, we might as well hit the last goal.
Well, we have to hit thirty five hundred. We get thirty five hundred, I was gonna shave my beer, but we're not going to hit it now. There's no way someone would have to give like a thousand dollars. It's not gonna happen.
Lance Catamaran did give five subs on. Kick, same old, same old, right, five more subs. Oh my god, give me money, gets money. You're killing me, guys.
I have to go. Oh, I'm having acid reflux. If you can't tell I'm actually having acid reflux from the amount of liquid that I drank today, that's not good. I'll probably go take some medicine anyway, Only.
Twenty blocks, don't waste my time. Yeah, twenty one hundred, which means ladies and gentlemen. I need that money. I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money. Yeah. So he hits another goal and that he doesn't do the shot.
He just scammed his audience. You said for everye hundred dollars of support, you'll do a shot. So now you're just collecting their money and giving them nothing. But this.
This is the golf we felt it trolled. Hit the goal up? What a loser? Yeah, where's Steve's thirty five hundred?
He's streaming sober? Good point. Unofficial Channa Fox News. I could use thirty five, but I'll settle for my meager goal.
We're we're heading there. The coffers. I've been filled. The taxes had sixteen fifty the goal.
Let's get some support. Ten goals today? Do we have more than ten? We have more than ten goals today?
He does today. Yeah, this is the most successful birthday I've ever had. Hey, it's step today without your money to me? The second.
I never had. Philm throw money at yes. Okay, and thank you for throwing money at me. Chad Wellington with one for the goal.
What's going on? We're at seventy five birthday? The five dollars he felt it. The haters again, okay, were eight more dollars?
Hold on. I love how he counts the money live. What is happening. I don't count it so like I don't know.
I let YouTube count it. I look at it the next company. I can't even see I seriously, because I drank you much. I can't see the week.
I look at it. The leader word to act, the school pass, to lose, to actually see like where we are, I can't see it. Okay, we're in nineteen fifty nine. And we have another.
Yeah, we're going to share that tonight. Nineteen sixty nine. Thank you, Isaac, Isaac, I was so happy to be. Either just gifted five selps.
I'm Princeville another twenty five. So that's another eighty ninety four either three through five get to five subs. I'm not kidding. Can on tip side?
Yes? Are you the five? It's x c V hearing the call the goal saying God. Is your goal?
Absolutely, we can't die if I don't hit that goal with people, I'm leaving the goal. I can't thank you x c V. Praise the cash, praise cash and let's face it, moneys there, I can almost leave talk this tip. I can leave if nothing else comes in.
So I received another five dollar. Tips m VP of super Chats tonight. This tip is from you can't leave the beer shaving goal for the goal laughing out not going to happen. It's another fifteen hundred dollars and I have to leave.
There's no way the beard shaving goal is happening. But thank you for that. What are we at now? Oh?
Yeah? He used to say he won't convert currencies. Yes he does. Two thousand and four dollars and I.
Have to really need that money. I really really do I need that money, so. Thank you everyone. I mean is dangerously except for the one where I got two thousand dollars just dangerously seven years ago, which I don't let me dangerous.
Thank you guys. I gotta go, really, I have to go. We're not going to Uh what do you mean. He's so greedy he uses a curac.
Oh your fifty kekstan money is only two dollars, so I won't count it. That's true. I did say three thousand, I would shaved. Okay, we had three thousand, I will shave.
I had I had one to go. Right when my show started, I knew nothing about like four in money, and somebody sent me like five hundred Mexican pesos and I like freaked out. I thought it was five hundred bucks. But I still thank them for the five hundred Mexican Who cares if it's only two dollars, it's two dollars in your pocket.
Thank that person you dumped dickhead, like what an asshole? Thank you, Isaac, Isaac and arts duke instinct is here and that's how you know it is now a party stand up be counted. God bless the goal, he says with a big and fat twenty dollars super chat. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show much much appreciated.
Arch Duke instinct always throwing me at twenty. I'm always happy when I see Archduke Instinct in the chat. I'm like, ah, he's probably got twenty dollars for me and yo. In this economy, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
So thank you, arch Duke instinct. Very kind and generous and supportive of you. God bless you, Archduke instig The. Dollar side's too powerful for a lot of people.
To all of you supporting, God bless all of you. Chad Wellington. What is this goal you speak of? Well, thank you Chad Wellington for the two dollars.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Yeah? Why would you give this man money?
Over here? Why would you give this guy money? I don't get it. I just I can't believe that he collected two thousand dollars.
When he started the stream asking for thirty five hundred dollars, I was like, this guy's fuck, what is he smoking? What is dark side phil smoking because I want some of that. And I didn't think he would even crack a thousand. I really didn't, so, you know, and that's the reason he bangs, because it works.
His debts are such morons. But I have to go right now, so we're not going to hit three thousand. I really have to go, all right, all right, guys, thank you. He's been saying he's got to go for fifteen minutes, but you know, the moneys keep coming in, so he's going to complain while collecting the money.
So much, this has been an amazing birthday stream. I can't even talk anymore. I'm so tired. My back is broken, my guts are destroyed.
I drank too much. I'm tired as hell. Yeah, and that's another thing. I don't know what kind of an alcoholic he is, but a dumb one, I guess, because you don't do like you don't do shots of all different kinds of liquor.
That's not really good. It's really not good for you to do all these different kinds of liquor. But that's what he did, right, And you would think after begging two thousand dollars and milking the audience dry, he would take the day off. The next day, Nope, he was right back to begging.
I think he skipped his morning stream though, because he was too hung over. And now it's time to say goodbye. It sounds I'm about to jump off a cliff and bury myself. Well, we can hope.
It's time to say goodbye. I won't see ever again. I'm done, all right, guys. No really, what a great show, right, what a great day.
Polcat, says Steven. Send me a pair of your glasses. Two thousand dollars. Thank you for your support.
I gotta get out here. For the record, no one else is contributing. I'm not ignoring any contributions. I never was.
If you were contributions, I swear to God, I would not ignore them. I would stay. I'm gonna make so much money before I gotta get out of here. But so much the best birthday, child birthday.
You didn't have to do anything. We didn't even buy you guys. Are we need the Minecraft build, which I'm happy for. We played Schedule one, which I want to play more, probably this week.
And this is going to be a great week. We got a great. And also. Like everything's gonna be done this week.
All right, thank you for thank you. I can't believe you. Guys. Wait a minute now, I'm just kidding it.
Very I really got to get out of here because no one has contributed. I'm leaving and I thank you all. All right, guys, thank you all Tomorrow. He just collected two thousand, saying I gotta go because nobody has contributed.
Not geez, guys, thank you for the overwhelming support that I received today. You made it a special birthday for me. This is really great. That's two thousand dollars.
That's life changing money. I'm gonna try to do something great for myself, for my wife and me and my family with it. Nope, nobody contributed it, so I gotta go. That's what he just said.
This this scumbag real level one podcast. I did not do one today because I wanted to do an intro. I'm not gonna do any thumbnails today either. I'm serious.
I'm just gonna upload raw. I'm not gonna do playlist. I'm just gonna upload the videos to get the fuck out of here. He's not going to cut the.
Before I go to sleep, and I'm so tired. What a birthday? Right? Yes, blazing mad.
No, I really can't delay any further. I'm that tired, and no one's contributing. Stop contributing. One is contributing.
Screw people. Thank you, have a good night. I'll see you all tomorrow. Yeah.
I think some of those tips were fake. Stop guys, he's still not going because people are still sending money. So many Hogan's incoming. You know.
That's what he's doing with that money, pumping it into his addiction. What a loser, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on the children's video game. I've ad refloked for like three hours. Thank you guys, were a great day.
I got to get out of here. Oh no, no posted some stupid response. Yeah exactly, most twenty one dollars, says Yeah, I think some of them are. I got a twenty one dollars anonymous tips.
There's no name. I'm Phil. I was just about to leave, all right. Thank you.
He didn't even break sixty today. He made birthday a marathon. I take a thousand and twenty five dollars of support. Drinking does cause us, Thank.
You, guys, amazing. If we done under one thousand more, I would have shaved, but we didn't hit the golf, so it's all good. No one is thank you to go to dollars. Actually, this is wrong.
Leave it was at one hundred, actually. Twenty being an alcohol with a mobile game. Wait, thank you guys. I'm out of here.
I'll see you all tomorrow for an actual level one podcast. Yeah, that's right. Nobody wants to work. Amazing.
Well, I hope it's not a million. Well. I always worry about a day after today. Oh my god, I just got to thank you today like today of support will keep going.
I hope it do. That guy's so fake. I just received a tip. Let's see fake plastic ufo hero.
Three dollars and thirty seven twenty five of support. Happy birthday, Phil, thank you, thank you for that. Now we end today at two thousand and twenty eight dollars a three thousand dollars goal. I appreciate you.
All right, I got two thousand, and he's still upset he didn't hit a three thousand dollars goal. Could you imagine? Still upset? Oh?
I didn't hit a three goal. You guys didn't give me enough. What a what a loser man? What a greedy pig?
This guy is Oh, I can't. Did he drink so much he went blind? The dents are so afraid of being bullied they tip anonymous. At least that's what Phil says, right that.
I don't even know what the goal was. I forgot what was the goal. This is like when you're trying to leave your family member's house and they can't try to talk. I'm leaving, all right, guys.
Thank you guys. Dollars for a birthday marathon is insane. I appreciate you all. I'm leaving.
I'll see you all tomorrow. Thank you for your support. I don't want to not James maybe this week. I don't know.
He didn't drink. I don't know. People were trying to kill him without I wanted. To play it today, but we didn't get to it because the build took too long.
Okay, yeah, this loser was building a Lego set that's that's for ages eight and up, and it's supposed to take a half hour to build. It took him hours to build this Lego set. Hours and hours and hours to build an eight year old Lego set. It's for eight and it's for children eight and up, and he could build it.
Oh, she'd send me off world to illuminate the alliance. Uh oh, the audience is made of masochists and mentally arrested, and he exploits them. I guess I need a dumber audience then, right, we have very smart crowd here. I'm so fascinated by the way he speaks.
It's like how a six year old thinks an adult would speak. He burps and belches because he hates his dent. It magically went away in your interview and when he was on Keno, I know he only does it on his show. That's gross.
All right, We're almost through this couple more minutes of begging and then we'll get to the next one. Two thirty dollars support, and I appreciate that we almost made it, but we didn't make it. We almost made it, we didn't make the goal. Maybe next time we'll make the goal and I'll shave my beer.
No, I'm actually not going to offer it again. I'm serious. I'm done. Today was like the final day where I was going to offer it.
I offered it on April Fools and then we didn't hit it, and the next day people were like, we want to like, it's not It was April fools. So I thought today for the birthday, I would offer it one more time, and I did. But that's it. I'm never going to shave.
I'm always going to keep my go tea from now on. It looks like a rat crawled on his face and died. Okay, And I hope that you guys are okay, but that I like it and my wife likes it too. I just received a five dollars hit.
I really I think he could have stayed there for another couple of hours and hit the three grand faby birthday fabby. No, no one's fapping. I'm going to go to sleep. I'm too tired to do anything.
I need to upload in and go to sleep. He worked for a whole three or four hours, no fapping, sleeping, and while he was working, he was eating, drinking, collecting thousands of dollars. Oh, I'm exhausted, guys. This is too much.
All right, guys, that's it. I'm out of here. Thank you for the five dollars hip, and thank you to everyone who supported the stream. I'll see you tomorrow for the Lower one podcast.
Adam fall Yeah, he bailed on the Level one podcast. And disco Elisium and hopefully people will still support oh even though today was a crazy day. Right, Yeah, he knows that the next day is going to suck for money because he milked the dents to death today. You know you can't milk you can't.
I don't know. I always like am like, I like taking the three or four days off between runs of shows because it gives the audience a rest, you know, and also like, you don't want to milk the audience to death. That's what my worries is. But I think we'll be all right, and no more.
Don't ash been shaved anymore. I'm tired of it. I think he would look like more of a smack dance without the beard and mustache. Personally, he'll look even more effeminate.
Ha. That's actually it for every more on who says I make stuff up, I've never made up a single contribution. It's all dried up. It's all good.
I thank you all for a great day. I'll see you tomorrow. Peter read or write, you're not my friends, peace out in the morning. It's a sad, sad story, Phil, It's the sad, sad story of side Phil.
I got I got to don't I got. Well, there you go. That's how scammer Grifter gets two thousand dollars out of a bunch of mentally retarded audience members. You know, it's kind of sad, honestly, I don't understand people paying good money for that.
And if you think that's bad, he goes right back to begging as soon as he got that two grand. The next day, he's right back to trying to milk the audience and beg like crazy. And thanks to snort Ogan once again. Go visit his YouTube channel and subscribe the best DSP clips on snort Hogan's channel.
All right, so guys, here's the deal tonight. Let's get some support. Let's get it Roland. We already have a little bit of early support, and thank you to those who just did that.
I appreciate that. I think we're up to eleven dollars. Now there's two bucks there from nvl Roy. Yep, let's get back on track.
You know earlier I didn't imprompt you basically half stream, and surprisingly enough I got some support. We didn't hit the goal, but we actually got some support on the stream. I was like, wow, I wasn't expecting. That, but it has been guessing him.
Let's get back on track. In my eye, we're eight out of hit DSP tries it. We're talking that perhaps we should be a little Caesars because I haven't done a little Caesars DSP tries it in over a decade. The last one I did, I lived in Connecticut, and I feel like the whole menus changed.
Like this morning, people were like, oh, yeah, try their stuffed pretzel crust or their deep dish or their crazy bread, like some of that stuff. You might like her at least would be an interesting, you know, taste hask because you never did it, and I was like, oh, maybe I should do this. It sounds like an idea. So I'm not saying I grew up poor.
So let's get some momentum going. We've already got a couple of super chats, and uh, let's get some tips have no tips. Let's get our first tip of the night. Let's get a gifted sub over on kids.
Let's get a little bit from every direction. Let's get one from income source. Let's get one. Yeah.
I'm well aware some people like this game a lot and some people just don't like it at all. This is not a game for the masses. Right, disco Elysium. It seems like there's a small group of people that really like it or happy that I'm playing it and continuing to play it, And those people actually have been very supportive of the playthrough.
I think we're gonna hit much smaller. We don't have as many views, we don't have as much engagement. But then some people usually come by and I had. To just tell you that I have a very high goal tonight of thirty five hundred, and I have to hit the thirty five hundred dollars goal.
This way, when I just hit a couple hundred dollars goal, I'll look like a good guy, like giving the bonus content anyway. Right, support it we have. I think every disco Elysium streams so far, all three we've hit the goal. Right.
Actually, I remember that he exceeded that hit the goal because people want me to keep playing. He got two thousand a day before this, and he's still begging like a fucking crackhead. Look at him, Jesus, what a crackhead beggar. All right, give me one second.
I'm just gonna run, run for a second. We're going to get started. Toay like it's gonna take be like one minute, two minutes. No, Cracker Jackson do not always.
We didn't hit the goal on Friday, Fighter six. We didn't hit the day. It is highly dependent on what I'm playing and who who shows up. You know, we're not always artists.
And that's okay. I used to get two pizzas for I mean, that's maybe that's today. You know, we don't. It's not always going to be possible.
If I didn't eat the whole pizza for dinner, I use. Like I said, I would hope we do hit it tonight because there has been a small amount of people that we have supported d streams, so we'll see if they show up tonight. Right, nobody's showing up today todays. Guys for the early support.
Let's get some support going here tonight. Let's hit that goal. We have hit our goal every time we played this game so far in the first three streams, so let's hit that goal again a fourth time. And uh, thanks for you to you guys for chilling.
So now just like that, we have turboed towards our goal. We are only thirty one bucks away from hitting the goal tonight. That would be the fourth straight stream of discoordlesium that we would hit the goal. Oh my god.
All right, so that's awesome, Thank you so much. Whoever the anonymous one hundred dollar tipper is. And anonymous one hundred dollars tipper, I'm here to tell you again, people do not tip anonymously. They want their name called out on the stream, especially if they're tipping one hundred dollars.
I think he makes up those anonymous goals, those anonymous tips. I don't think. I think he's embarrassed because he's at twenty two dollars or something, so he just makes up one hundred dollars tip so he can act like he's closer to the goal and extract a little bit more money out of the dents. Little Caesar's taste bomb.
When you ain't got a mofo in your ear telling you it's nasty, Well, I will say I think I've I've drunk eaten a lot of Little Caesars because I had this little house that I rented, and one of the few places I could walk to and get fast food quickly was a Little Caesar's. So we used to get drunk and then we'd take a drunk run to the Little Caesars, right, I didn't even have a car at the time. Yeah, the Little Caesar's. Okay, it's survival food, though it's definitely not great pizza.
Now, you know, we have about hour and a half left. We'll be able to hit that goal tonight, thank you so much. With a one hundred dollars fake tip, you're able to hit your goal or fake hitting your. Goaliel So we just said Ken, who was it?
No, if it was it's a Ken, it's a Ken, probably would have done a bunch of gifted selves, right, that's what they've been doing in the last week. So let's do it so to the last of me. The fact that he got two grand the night before and he's still got the begging turned up the maximum crackhead level is ridiculous. It's shameful.
That's for fifteen dollars of support right there. Shameful and ridiculous. We'll get us to one thirty four, meaning we're only sixteen bucks away from hitting our goal tonight here during the disco Elysium stream. Let's get it.
Yeah, with one hundred dollars apartment apart momentarily away. Okay, I do want to get up and walk around guys, just to get the blood flow and stretch my legs a little bit. That is correctly, and we are sixteen dollars away. I'm hitting goal for the night four straight.
If we do that, we also do that's a good one. Zeb Hill says, you can now afford with p w R cannot a whopper meal from burger King. Thank you for kindness, thank you for generosity and support. And I thought about getting a Burger King meal and eating it on stream to troll that guy, but honestly, I feel I feel sorry for that guy.
I really do. He has given fil so much money he can't afford burger King. But I can now afford burger King thanks to the kindness, generosity, and support of zeb Hill. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, so. Much money, it's insane. Thank you.
One closure to the next ESP tries it. It would be great to hit it tonight. So if you could please support the stream tonight, let's hit that goal only sixteen bucks away in another hour of stream. That's an easy hit.
Yes, I heard that this kid p w r one hundred dollars to an animal shelter. With all the money he's made, he gave his money to like a charity that helps uh, you know, like homeless animals. So good for that kid. He's not a scumbag like Phil Man.
I'm starting like that guy, right, I'm gonna ask him to come on the show. I'm gonna feel so much better when I get a good night's sleeping. I got one minute hand to leave. He was a dead every day fact year guaranteed income.
He threw it away by being rude to him. Folk can't take an ell to save his life. We are literally nine bucks away from hitting the goal. Everybody nine dollars.
I can't imagine of not hitting the goal when we're only nine dollars away. I'm just saying we're three away from half. For four bucks away, we get a hand, I'm gonna be ourn ext reward. He's half the goal Cantrel has now gifted.
I think he's real dad. He couldn't be a lar LARPing to ten viewers for three years to make this work. I don't see anybody putting that much time into a larp. We've done it.
I believe I could turn him. I could turn on the goal. I can, as we have played, I could just go els. I think I can.
So I can say to all of you, now we get another goal tonight. I'm just kidding. We're not gonna hit another goal tonight. But for those who out, you're enjoying hear.
Yeah? So now YouTube, right, I don't know what's going on. They basically just kind of get like focused on the game and then they don't talk when I play this game. Very weird.
I don't know. Hopefully YouTube is working. Yeah, that's too bad. There's nothing I can do.
Then I would love to get him on and and and deprogram him from dsp hero worship. That would be my plan. If I got PWR on my show, we would try to deprogram him from being a brainwashed Phil fan. Right, the Phil loll suit will turn power like Anakin Skywalker.
He's gonna fall to the dark side. No one is talking because Phil is faking donos. Yeah, of course he's faking donos. Of course he's faking donos.
And I have to find the next the next video for us to share. I got two more. We're halfway to the goal. Friends, let's get some support.
Let's get some super chats and hit that goal. Okay, we've got a cope stream. Next he copes over begging for the birthday money. Let's get to this one.
Let me tell you something, brother store, just funny. You got to listen to this one. I love it when great DSP gaming marathons belchi. Well let's see, yes, yes, thank you.
Robert P. The m v P of gifting truth Seekers memberships lately, has kindly and generously donated ten truth Seekers memberships. Yeah, big support, Robert P. Thank you.
This is why you become a You should hit that subscribe button if you haven't already, friends, because if you're in the live chat and the kind and generous m v P of gifting truth Seekers memberships, the kind and generous Robert P. God bless him when he gives these memberships. You could win one, but you must be a subscriber like mother Frya who got a free gifted membership by Robert P. One Filthy Pilot got a free gifted membership.
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They all got free memberships thanks to the kindness, the generosity and the support of Robert P. Who's gonna make sure that tonight. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, big support.
Thank you, Robert P. Very very generous of you. But let's get some super chats and get towards that goal. Friends.
I feel it. I feel the money in the air electronically. I feel the money is gonna flow into the coffers here. I feel the generosity and the support of those around the world who want to see Phil felt it and made fun of and are willing to reach deep, deep deep into their hearts, their souls, and more importantly, their wallets and send a few bucks our way.
Let's get some support of me. Thank you for your genital area, my gratitude and my happiness at having a great day. So yeah, actually I did cheer up at one point because I was so grateful for everyone being so nice to me. I even said, you know, I didn't know what was going to happen with all the drama research, and he.
Got a woody and he cried because he was thinking about spending two grand on that fucking wrestling game. He wastes all of his money on this loser. That there was a big chance. I felt that there was going to be a big turnaround in attitude against me and that people were going to turn against me.
And I like me because I wasn't doing drama content anymore and instead it's been the opposite, especially these last couple of. Weeks, and half of what he talked about on that birthday stream was drama content. Why is he saying he's not doing drama content when he's clearly doing drama content trying to shit all over the Keno boys. Like I've been serverwhelmingly over the top level support and it made me feel so nice and happy and you know, appreciate it.
So the funny part is you could say that there was drunk begging, crying and excessive bel chain, and you're probably right in all over the bar. But the difference is I made like over two thousand dollars yesterday while I was doing all that stuff, while you're just sitting here with sour grapes, actually throwing me more money the next day to try to get like a jab at me, but you paid me to do it. You're just not that smart. For five DJ and DJ also with the five dollars chat.
So I had to work yesterday. Happy late birthday. Thank you DJ and DJ. I appreciate you.
Good to see you here today. Hopefully you didn't have too bad of a work day yesterday. And welcome to the stream, the chill stream, because man, you know, after yesterday, I need a nice chill. Why do you think I'm wearing this incredibly comfy oversized sweatshirt today.
I was like today, I am just bumming it. I am, you know, just going to relax. Okay, let's see here, Cringey, this is great. Another troll over and Kick says, what do you think making two thousand dollars in a day makes you a legend?
I don't know what it makes me, but it certainly makes me, you know, better than you. Oh, it's all about money. I'm not the ones that city can collect. If you collect two thousand dollars from retarded morons on the internet, most of which are on disability, that makes you better than other people like think about that.
He thinks he's better than other people because he collected two thousand dollars off of mentally retarded people, people like PWR, who are illiterate, who are mentally challenged, who are on psychiatric medication. That's his fan base. We can clearly establish that's the kind of people who he takes money from. In my chat, so upset that I had a good day yesterday that I have to sit there and be all pissy about it, Like you could be doing anything else with your life right now.
You could go be doing productive, positive things, but instead you're sitting here all upset that I had a good day yesterday. So I think, for the record, your tears are very tasty. So you know that's what I have here, rude rais yesterday being such a good day. And let me tell you, thank God Almighty till Station seven is here to hit our goal, get their friends praise.
Why did I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because'm gonna get more me I know I'm going to get more. I oh, I'm not begging for pennies and dimes.
I mean two thousand dollars that's a lot of pennies and dimes. Anyway, Uh, two dollars tip came in from Mars inhabiting. Congrats. I'm happy for your success.
The teers are what winners called tears of joy. Something your stock are peers of joy. Yes, he's crying tears of joy. Friends.
We want to take moment to thank I want to bet ink Man, what is the make model of the truck you're getting. I think that Phil and Cat may both be gay and married for taxes, mostly because Kat looks like a lesbian. Well, I'm not going to comment on her appearance, but I don't mind if others do. And it's a Tacoma, that's all I know.
I'm not really a truck guy. I'm not even a car guy. I barely you know. But it's a four wheel drive Tacoma, and it's in really good shape, and the neighbor took really good care of it.
In fact, I haven't gotten it because he's fixing it. It needs some kind of part welded or something, and he wants to make sure it's really good and solid before selling it to me. We're going to get it inspected because it's been sitting a while. But thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Well, I had no money, but thanks to I want to bet ink man, I'm doing a little better now. So thank you for that.
And we've got another one for the goal from Arctic Ghost XCV with five halfway there. Praise the goal, friends, yes, praise it. Praise that cash. We're praising that cash.
And thank you especially to you guys who keep throwing another five in try to get me to that goal. Praise the cash, bitch, as. I have a dangerously little bank account, please hit me today. Correction, I had a dangerously low bank account.
But thanks to the generosity and support of all of you, I'm feeling much better now. It's not thirty five hundred, but you know it's good. It's good. It's all downhill from here.
Yes, to steal something from Phil? Yeah, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Sean john Ron with one for the goal. I don't get why Phil angles his mic in front of his nose unironically snort into it constantly.
He's a pig. I mean, that's why they call him a pig, because he snorts constantly. He's always always snorting. It's gross.
But thank you Sean john Ron for your kindness, generosity and support. Let's get some more super tacks. It's all downhill from here, friends, It's gonna be easy to get the other half of our goal tonight. Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Bitches, cash money, bitches, cash money, ha ha, cash money. Our bombs would never feel I know. I told you guys yesterday, I felt so so grateful and so happy because after so. We could spend two grand on a fucking video game.
That's why he was happy, because he's a. Loser and a bum, you know, going through what I've been through in the last over ten years. Right again, being someone on the internet to everyone claims to hate, but then when it gets exposed, the only reason any of them hate me is because it's profitable, because morons throw money at it, not because he just. Called all you people who give money to people like me or other detractors morons.
I think that that's a direct insult to you. He's calling you all morons for giving me money, and the only way to get back at him is throw more money at me. Of course, you hate me or have valid gripes it's just because they make money doing it, right, look at what's going on right now. It's literally for money.
If there was no money, and they wouldn't do it their phonies. But people are so dumb they don't care they were bad bullying behavior just because it gives them personal pleasures come back, right. So after what I've been through, you gotta wonder what was going to happen with everything like these last couple of weeks. It was a big chance that I took that I did, and it has worked out great, you know what I mean.
Now it's and supporting. Play helping also d. From the nineteen nineties and its entire and I got for the goal of my goal money so I streamed it. That's insane.
You understand that I was never before? How many RPGs have I played over like Dragon Yacht was the games, Dragon Final Fantasy, Crono, trigger Bound. Never did I hit my goals playing those games? Never?
And now I am oh playing his stupid children's game. I've been working since early morning and still working on this. Dude is complaining someone called him uncle. Damn.
He could call me uncle for money. I could be uncle. I'm Uncle Steve anybody wants to call me uncle that sayds a super chat, I'll be your uncle. And uh oh, and you changed your you changed your profile picture for those on aware, and Keita changed her profile picture to her in a hot bikini because Phil is apparently offended by hot chicks and bikinis, so she was trolling it by posting bikini pics of herself.
I like both profile picks. But yeah, thank you and Kaida for your kindness, your generosity, and your support much much appreciated. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, those dollar signs are powerful, and they're speaking directly to me.
My love in Kaida is here, says review tech Mongolia. Review tech Mongolia is taking a shot. Take that shot, buddy. I don't know if she's single, and Keita, are you single?
Let the boys know here. They're all curious, they're all asking me. I love it every time a woman or a female, especially an attractive one, is in the live chat, the men in the chat always have two questions, Number one, issue single and number two do you know her only fans? Link Steven, I don't know if every It's not.
Like every woman has. Only fans. You know do go Duos Alpha Ralpha with one for the goal. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and making.
Sure dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. One for the goal and we are trucking along. We're now at twenty nine to fifty, twenty one to go.
I think we're gonna hit it tonight. We're gonna get to the best bonus DSP content that I've ever shown on my show. Let's go. Let's get some support.
Well. Check in with the kick chat as well for those unaware. If you become a subscriber on kick, if you become a member on YouTube, if you gift of True Seekers membership, if you gift a kick sub or if you send super chats, we read every one. We thank every single person for the support and the love.
Thank you for all of it. People want to come out and support me because I'm genuine, because I'm not some faker. I'm not some phony. I'm not He's not.
He's genuine. He took hundreds of dollars from people, and then he didn't do the shots like a scumbag, like thanks for the money. I'm too drunk. I'm not doing any more shots.
Fuck you, But I'm keeping your hundred dollars because I'm a scumbag grifter. Sitting here to bully and crap on others. I'm not some shill shilling crappy product. You know, what I do is real and people appreciate that, and they're coming out and.
Playing video game. I'm yelling and blaming the game. I didn't know how command it went well, So dank you. What a great day yesterday?
How happy I was? You know, at the end, I was genuinely like, wow, how the hell did it go that way? Well? Was closet a day?
You really think Panda would stick with him for years without getting some pipe here and there. We didn't hit a thirty five hundred dollars goal, so I didn't shave my beer. We could have done that and had the record highest dream ever. So you let me down in that regard.
He's telling me, see, and that's the thing. So I say that, right, and it's obviously a joke. It's not a joke. He is truly pissed off that his dents only gave him two thousand dollars, not thirty five hundred.
He is truly pissed off. He wanted that thirty five hundred so that he could say, look, keno, boys, I had the most money ever in a stream and I did positive content. But the people out there are so dumb who don't like me. They actually think I'm being serious, Like there was no fucking way yesterday I was going to hit thirty five hundred dollars of support in one street.
I hit two more. No way was I looking for that or expecting it. But it was a running joke, all shave my beard and we'll do that. But then they actually report on it like it's factually Oh yeah, see, he really was going for that, and you're so dumb.
I was so grateful for anything that I got, and then I ended up having an onsanely great day. He's a great day that he cried on streams. People are just fucking nuts, you know. They again, they only want to closet, was their narrative.
They selectively report things, selectively talk about things, they edit things to be what they're not. They're just not in the mind and the fact that anyone actually watch listens to their crap is so fucking You gotta be one of the biggest dunces on the planet. Sadly. The problem is there's a lot of dunce is now.
Humanity as a whole is getting dumber and dumber and finding entertainment and garbage stuff that's not real. It's not even real. It's not like this horrible thing. Let's make fun of him.
The horrible thing didn't even have Phil was a drunken mess and crying at the end of his stream. No, I was definitely inebriated, but I was having a great time, and I was so grateful for everything that had happened. It was tears of joy and gratefulness. That's different than he was a blubbering, depressed, drunken mess.
That's how they report that is correct. I do not have a full beard. I have a goatee. It's not patchy.
It's just it's literally all white. And so you can't really see it that well on camera as you can see actually over here, which you've seen close up here we. Go tears of joy. Fake now you can actually it's all white hairs.
All this is all pure white hair I have. That's why it looks like that. But I don't die because I don't care. I age gastfully.
I'm not gonna sit here potently. I'm not getting older. Soon, you're gonna start here. This hair.
There's all white hairs in here. I don't know. I'm starting to get all white hairs up there too. I'm just gonna let it get.
You get older, you get old. I don't know why run from gonna gonna pass away at one point. He's kind of the human condition. Better that you accept it and you learn to live with it, then you just kind of deny it for your whole life.
A lot of people think they're gonna live forever and they act like that, and you're just you're crazy. You know, Yes, Major Alex again, you have to understand, you know, it's called being human and having emotions that yes, I was overcome with emotion filled action as a creator and a streamer that people actually contact supporting it, that they didn't actually that they actually saw where I was coming from, who I am as a person and a creator and liking what I did and having a positive he's gay. If you don't understand what they are, it's probably because you're a miserable, never had any goodness in their life, so you wouln't understand. So in actually being happy and crying forgot to get you.
So maybe you should go focus on that, right, go actually do something right. From flatman b any evil person can turn away from their bad ways, embrace positivity. It's all gravy. People need to lighten up a bit.
I mean, you're right. When I was younger, all right, I was a bully, Okay, I was. I was a troll. I was an Internet bully.
I literally went after people in the FGC because I had nothing better to do with my life. I thought that making other people miserable, you know, giving me better. As sad as that sounds, because it was, you know, I was miserable. I didn't like my life, so I wanted to bring others down, and I today that's how you've absolutely positively.
I wish that I had never done them. But the thing is I didn't get it. I have the money. Why would you give that man money?
See that? Number One? Here's the thing. As you get older, something's happened.
Number One. You start to get older and you start to see your body slow down, You start have health problems, and then you start to see people around you, like your loved ones, your family members, right, they start to get old. They start to have health problems and then which it realizes that you got one life to live, you got to make the absolute best of it. Wisdom, You got to be as positive as you can with the time you have, because if you mate your time on this toxic negativity and everything, you know, you'll years old staring in a mirror dying illness.
What did I just do with myne I believe we'll hear. I don't want to be sixty five staring in a mirror saying what happened to the last sixty five years? So I kind of had in the last you know, seven eight years in epiphanies. I don't want to be a yeah, he looks a lot old.
I just want great to do. I want to be. People on the internet. I don't want to sit around and bully and bring other people down to get ahead.
I just want to. Go along for that ride with me. And you know what I'd say, Phil. And that means something.
It does when everyone else on the internet is trying to pull me in this toxic litrect. My my, my great friend Matt at the cabin, his brother is is a twitch streamer that does I think he does mostly call of duty and I've watched him a little bit that, you know, like, I don't really watch video game streamers, but since it's my friend's brother, I was curious and I tuned in and like that guy's great at it. He's great at streamingo games. He's fun, he's funny, he's engaging.
He's like, you know, just fun and engaging. You can do video game content and do it well. And some streamers they just do like history lessons on different games in their development, and that's interesting. I'm a tech guy, so I like that Phil streams are boring as shit.
It's just seventy five percent of his streams is just him begging. It doesn't really matter what he's doing while he's begging. He's just seventy five percent beg. Who wants to watch that direction or lol cow direction?
And I say no, I refuse, even though that could probably get me more attention, more popularity, more money. I don't care. I want to be me and I want to make the content that I like to make and that I feel his meaningful. I don't remember the internet what he's on, and I'll let you know.
Yeah, that's the thing. As you realize all these things and then you look back at the things you've done in your past and you feel awful. You know, I do. I feel terrible For those last seven years, he realized want to be apologized and actually to be to a lot of people don't know this.
One person actually forgave me, and I felt so good that that person was actually a really good person. I bullied like an idiot when I was young for no reason. It's just a dunce, you know, and they forgave me. I was so much feel like a lot of dark these horrible things I did in the past.
You know, that's just Yeah, that's that's the positive. Stay away from the negative, you know, that's all you gotta do. Yeah, he tried the drama and he failed. He can't do anything but continuing sucks a drama content.
He's boring at that too. He's just boring in general. He's boring with everything he does. The smart guys is boring, the video game streams are boring.
The podcast we were bothered at the dollar fifty says. I want to answer, why don't you like me? Because you're obnoxious. There's a difference between being like excited or how can I say energetic?
You would sit there. You would actually be like I want to answer, and you would bend the chat NonStop for like an hour the same message. It's obvious. I saw it the first seventeen eighteen times.
You pays posted it, and I'm ignoring it for a good reason. How do you not get the picture again? You're the equivalent of a kid. A small child who is immature doesn't get attention.
They grab your leg like this and they get hey, hey, hey, hey you hey, hey, come on, hey, pay attention, hey hey hey, No, come on, leave me alone. Hey, I'm a streamer. I don't have time to deal with you like i'm your parent. I'm not your parent.
God forbid this guy have children. Could you imagine chill Station seven is hearing the call of the goal, bringing us to thirty twenty to go to hit the overtime goal. Let's not forget that Phil thinks what he does is blue collar. Maybe he thinks that because he plays Mario Brothers, which is a plumber.
I would pay good money till Station seven to see Darkseide Phil have to do roofing in Philadelphia in August. I would pay good money. He would quit in half hour. He wouldn't even make a full hour of actually working in that kind of real blue collar situation or painting houses or doing demolition or you know, any any blue collar thing.
But thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your continue to support the show. Big ups, Chill Station seven, big support tonight. We only need twenty more to hit the goal. Let's go, friends, Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane, so much. You know, no one else is acting like you. You didn't notice you that I unbanded you to be nice to you. Okay, still cry and I.
Unband you to be nice, and then within a day you got rebanned again because you couldn't behave you know, I'm not again. I don't want to be people's dads on these streams, but you know what I mean. Okay, So he just wants you to treat him like a reverse sugar daddy. You give him the money, right.
Some more tips have come in, more anonymous tips. It's like, I don't I have nothing against you, be for bother. I just think you're obnoxious and I'm not going to stand around in my place of business and put over with someone who's obnoxious and bothering both myself and the other customers. Right, if you had someone who came into your restaurant and just wouldn't stop screaming at the top of their lungs, you would ask them politely to stop.
If they didn't stop, to ask them to me, and then if they didn't leave, you would have them escorted out by the police. Right Only I'm the police here, all right, So I got a two dollar tips. I want to say. Yesterday, thank you very much, two twenty mental case.
And thanks for the two dollars. Right job, our goal, even though it wasn't my intention to hit a goal on this stream. This is just sugardad and he wants to sugar all right. We are currently nineteen away from the goal, and I've got one more video to do commentary over, so let's get some support.
Big ups to all you people supporting so far. We've got a short time window here. I'm gonna pull Phil. We have a short window.
There's just thirty minutes left in the regular content, thirty two minutes maybe longer with commentary. Uh, and we'll be getting to that overtime goal. I hope. I believe we will hit it.
Nineteen to go remember to hit to count for the goal. They have to be five or more nineteen more at five or more because you couldn't behave He doesn't want to be people's dad every day. No one asks you to stop running your chat like a dictatorship where people are scared to talk. You can't say anything is chat.
You can't even ask a question he doesn't like, or you get banned because he's an intellectual weakling and a coward in a pussy right ha Oh that's good to know. And Kada or Ankita, you gotta let me know how to say that. Which way is better? Says Haha.
I am single, I am still working, so I'm behind in chat. Also, no only fans, well, there is the sound of a collective sigh of disappointment from every male member of the live chat and Kita who want who want more from you? Haha than a bikini pick apparently, But thank you for letting all of your fans know here. Yeah, let's go, bull Rush says.
Can we hit it? I think we can. I believe that we can. One second, I have to get the next Okay, So this is DSP taco slob.
This is DSP filling his fat face with tacos that he got hundreds of dollars to order and eat, as if that's a big reward for his audience. You guys get to watch me, the King of slob eat tacos. And if you're wondering why it looks kind of dark behind me, it's because my rgb's malfunction because of a power outage. I have to get them up and working again, and I didn't have time because the food was already here.
So sorry that the background doesn't pop in today for DSP tries it. Oh yeah, because everybody's really concerned with your lighting. Okay, Anyway, today we're doing something I've never done on the show before. Even though I've lived in the Pacific Northwest of the United States for over eleven years, I have never tried a fast food chain that's out here.
Yeah, that is kind of prominent. They're a combination of American and Mexican food combined, and they are meant to compete, for example, with places like Taco Bell, but their offerings are very different from what you would actually see at Taco Bell. The place is called Taco Top, all right. They have all kinds of stuff, including different kinds of tacos, soft and crunchy.
They have burritos. They have fried burritos, which to me looks like a taqedo. So I don't know why they call it a fried burrito, because I think it technically is a t I guess that's just what the yes, and so today a variety of things from this place to show you. We've got a have a narrow chicken burrito.
Very exciting, We've got meaningful context, a chicken soft taco. As you can see, it's huge, like compared to a soft taco you get anywhere else. It's huge, so expensive, but it's a very large soft taco. See that.
We've also got a standard crispy taco. Okay, in the crispy style shell rather than in the soft shell. I don't know why the camera is doing this. Could you please stop?
You're supposed to be folks like there we go. Okay, so the crispy taco, and then I got one of the crisp burritos, which is basically just supposed to be like a fried burritogain it looks like a taketo to me. We want to thank some kind of generous PayPal pledgers initials DA you didn't give me your chat room user idea, and I don't want to read your full name. You might not want that.
Does this go towards the goal? Or do you want to split the cash with YouTube? This is the first time I sent a streamer money, and it might be the last. I want to support you, unless are you a grifting swine?
No, I'm not a grifting swine. And I guess we could count towards the goal. So that's five. That's one for the goal.
And then he said another dollar. Read my donation. Is it a money goal or a YouTube superchat goal? I just go buy the YouTube superchats.
But we could count yours towards give money to Steve or give money to Steve and YouTube YouTube takes money, Yeah, they take thirty percent I want to give to you. Yeah, well that's why the PayPal pledges are good. But that's six bucks. We'll count towards the goal.
So we only have to hit twenty nine or nineteen more or eighteen more to hit the goal. And we don't really count the gifted memberships or the subs towards the money goal because I'm not going to sit here and add everything up to get to a certain number. So we just generally use the YouTube goal system because I figure, you know, if we get the fifty super chats at five, that's two fifty, and if my goal is roughly really like three hundred I would like to get for these dark Side Phil shows. So yeah, we'll count that towards the goal if you want.
But I'd still like to get the YouTube super check goal because then that makes the confetti go off in the live chat and it's very festive. So let's get some more super chats. But thank you for the PayPal pledge. It is much much appreciated.
And yes, if you have, especially if you have a big amount that you would like to send, I highly encourage you to send it through either buy me a coffee or through PayPal because they only take a few percent, where the YouTube vic is full on thirty percent. Well, let's face it all so money talks, and thank. You for the PayPal pledge, much much appreciated, and thanks for helping me inform my audience right dsp eating tacos to try that, which this is going to make me hungry for tacos. Do you know I have Graham Venison in my freezer and My wife has been on me forever, like, w what are you going to use that vedicon?
What are you going to use that vedicine? I'm going to make venison tacos out of it. And interestingly, with venison, if you put that taco spice on it, you can't even tell it's venison. You don't even know.
It just tastes like taco meat, you know. So that's a good use for taco meat that I like for taco meat. And I also like making venison meat loaf out of venison. A ranch dipping sauce.
Okay, again with the paper plates, like, dude, do you not have plates in your house? You can't get a real plate. But we've got today to try from taco time for different things. Okay, I think we should try the crisp burrito first and then the standard taco.
Yes one for the goal. Praise burrito, Thank you, ratioed every down to. Teketo cash money bitches. They call it a crist so I don't know why they call something different the suit or something.
I don't know. So I think I chose just the pinto bean from the beans inside there. That's it. It's just pinto bean all right, So I'm gonna take a bite and then we're gonna try in the ranch sauce.
But let's just take a bite straight out of it here. Sav money does, in fact, money does in fact talk yes, and you're just talking to me. So thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support. Throw money at me, and thank you for throwing money at me much much well.
And one for the goal. It's crispy on the outside. It's a little soft and chewy on the inside. It's warm version of David Wilcome.
It's got a good fried flavor, you know that's it definitely tastes the bean. Half. Now you can get this with chicken, you can get this with bean. You just get it with the beans for the beans.
Let's see how this is with this how lazy is. Dark side Phil? You know, when you do door dash, it's basically the cost of the food plus twenty five percent play tip. And you got a tip on the total, don't you so?
Like? Door dash makes your food cost fifty percent more so? In other words, if you're if you're ordering it, you know, a ten dollars meal from McDonald's. By the time you're done with DoorDash, you're fifteen or seventeen dollars, it's almost twice as much money.
How fucking lazy is he He can't just get in his car and go and pick up the food and save the money. Maybe I'm cheap or thrifty. I never do door dash. Never.
I mean I would do it in an emergency. In other words, my situation is, you know, I have a nonverbal autistic child. It's very difficult if I have to go someplace with both my children, and you know, if there was something going on, like my wife was stuck at work maybe or something. But we have food here, I would just cook.
So I don't. I don't see myself ever doing door dash. Ever dippable ram sauce. But hey, on the next, on the next I will sign up for door dash and door dash myself some food so I can live like a king.
If we hit the goal tonight. On the next stream, I will door dash myself some food so I could see what it's like to live like a lazy slob, begging for money and using that money foolishly to pay for things like door dash. Hm, no, it is not tangy. Here we go dip it in the sauce.
It looks like very healthy food, you know, he says he eats healthy and look at his shit that he eats. He's eating McDonald's taco slop. Wow, that is surprisingly good with the rant sauce. Cuz you would never think to put rants on Mexican food, would you.
But that actually works. He's very impressed with a dipping sauce quality, meaningful content. So that's good. It's the only problem is it's expensive.
This five bucks. I'm not kidding this little this this Taketo thing, five dollars. They call it a crisp burrito. It's probably worth like one dollar, but they charge you five because fast food in America is now super expensive.
But this actually tastes pretty good. That's a rip off. Five dollars for that thing. It's basically a rogue burrito fried in a deep fryer for five that's yeah.
He does waste all his money. He wastes all his money. Yeah, for beans. It's just beans and cheese and the fry cover, covering.
Five dollars, so he's a mark. Yeah, it's way over priced. It actually tastes good, but that's way over priced. But I will probably finish that later, because that is not bad at all.
All right, see it says, pinto bean on it, pinto bean, finish it later. He can't eat that burrito. Okay, So now let's try what's supposed to be their actual standard for a time. So this is their regular crispy taco I'm pretty.
Sure interesting tales of the Sonic voyage. Tales of Sonic Voyage with one for the goal says, some idiots just asked me if my song dark Side Secrets was about desp laugh out loud, No, no it's not, idiot, Well, thanks for letting us know and straighten us all out. We know that's not about we know that's not about dark Side Field then, but thank you for making sure. Dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, insane, And we'll check in with the goal once again. Thirty four of. Fifty sixteen to get to the overtime, will we hit it?
This is the last video that I had to share. We're five minutes into a thirty two minute video and ooh boy, hating a little close. Come on, are you guys all holding out on me? Don't wait till the last minute and then throw a bunch of support at me.
Don't do that. No, We're thankful for any support whenever it comes in. However it comes in, Thank you tales of the Sonic Voyage. Each bomb is here, which reminds me big ups and thanks to h bomb for the videos that we use to start our stream tonight and h bomb is Oh, I'm getting a message from my wife.
Don't forget. Zach has a half day tomorrow and I'm going to upload all that tax stuff finally. Well, that is good news for those that are unaware. My wife is an accountant, and not only she had an accountant, but she's a buy the book, very strict accountant, right and so every year when I have to do my business's taxes with her, I barely escape getting murdered by her.
So the hard part is over. I've been giving her spreadsheets and shit all week. I gave her everything she asked for and then some. She caught some of my let's just say mistakes.
She caught every mistake and she's uploading it to the tax guy. Even though she's an accountant, she's just the first of two. But my taxes are always done very good because I have two accountants that know what they're doing, right, Yes, every year Steven gets audited by his wife. Yeah, she's it's so funny too, because you know, some of the stuff that I buy is like crazy stuff, you know, Like I bought a bunch of mask making materials I bought, you know, and she's like, what's all these fucking wires on Amazon?
I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, I don't know. You spend hundreds of dollars on fucking wires. Why are you spend one hundred you know.
I'm like, uh, those are USB extension wires and you need those for the multiicam setup that I have, you know, So you're right. Every year I get audited by my wife, and I have to I have to have answers for every single thing. Every single thing that I spend money on she wants to know about, unless it's something that's obvious, like a microphone or a computer like that is obvious to her. But if it's anything, you know, every year I narrowly escape getting murdered by my wife my friends, but it looks like I'm out of the doghouse too, So maybe you know, happy, happy fun love time is back on the menu.
I think we'll see she's been in a bad mood doing this tax shit. I didn't want to ask, you know, just leave her alone. Lenn Alser with one for the goal. D ESP wasn't even decent for twenty four hours.
Who gives a heck? Who the heck wants three thousand dollars to shave their non existent beard? DSP going lower and lower. Yeah, I agree with you.
He is cringe worthy. The levels of cringe that he is reaching, it's unprecedented. But thank you, Lynn Alzer. Always happy to see you.
Thanks for the big support tonight. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now.
I have no money right now. I got it with beef. Let's check. He thinks he got it with beef.
He doesn't even know what he ordered. I'm pretty sure I got it. Would be how would just compared to say, a Taco Bell taco, right. I don't.
I'm not a fan of talk. Wants to do talk. I mean, honestly, it looks like a Taco Bell taco, does it not? Now?
It does seem to have a lettuce and tomato on it. Although tomato seems to have fallen off. I'm not a fan of tomato myself, but it is a. Half sliced tomato rather than dice tomato like they do it at Taco Bell.
He's such an aficionado a fish. I mean, it looks almost exactly like a Taco Bell taco. It's got lettuce, tomato, prepared, cheese. There's your beef.
You could see it. But I don't know if it has any kind of a sauce on it. I don't know. Let's taste it.
Let's see what it's like. Let's get see when you get the tomato actually in it so I can eat the tomato. Is that the only piece of tomato that is, isn't it? That's the only piece of tomato on the whole taco?
Wow? All right, hmm. This is this is his audience. They get to watch him stuff.
His face actually has more flavor than a Taco Bell taco. It's a little they have more seasoning in there. It is on the salty side, but it actually tastes better the Taco Bell taco. No, but the bite was better.
The flavor was better. He's actually reviewing a taco. Yes, quality meaningful content, positive content. He's reviewing a fucking taco.
What a loser, loser alert. So there is no other tomato on there but this one piece that fell. There's no sauce on there at all. You have to add your own sauce.
But there was no like standard like when you go to Taco Bell, right, they'll ask you what sauce do you want? It didn't do that when I ordered, so I didn't get any sauce. So all I've got is a taco with no sauce. It's very, very lame dry.
Because there's no beetlejuice. Like every time Phil speaks, he says, all right, like some sort. Of mango talk, beef actually tastes good. Tell us what you really think, Yeah, suffolk pity, suffolk.
Fla. I actually like the flavor of the beef taco. I hate Taco Bell beef tacos. I think disgusting.
The beef actually tastes good in this one. Okay, just riveting content, just vogo. You might notice something you're disgusting. It's not breaking.
I don't think there's been a single time I've eaten a Taco Bell crunchy taco that the whole thing didn't break and fall apart. This has not He will eat together as I've been eating it. Okay, Piggy, his lip smacking once makes me want to ride the Susie slide. Yeah, what did you notice?
You're a pig. Overall, I would say this is not bad. I just wish it had sauce. But it's just good.
The beef is very flavorings. Oh, the beef is so flavorful. I've never seen somebody so excited over a few dollars taco. I hate the noises he makes when he's eating clothes.
Your damn mouth. I think he really is fucking pig this guy, what a fucking pig suffer, Piggy suffer. I just find it funny. I never ate the tomato because it fell.
I'll try to say he insp a review, bra No, no joke. No place adds taco sauce. No, you put the crispy supto. Some people want mild or medium.
I like fire tasted good when dipped in the ranch sauce. My asshole paste for taco is way better than the taco bell cunchy taco. The flavor of the beef is very good. It's tastes sauce H like, I would probably want to try more things with that beef now because it actually no sauce offered and only a half tiny slice of tomato is kind of lame.
Keep in mind that in a regular Taco Bell taco didn't even get tomato unless you order the supreme. Now here is the rub being asked? How much is that? Four dollars?
Four dollars for that taco? I just ate. I don't know what they charged for a taco at Taco Bell anymore. I don't know what How much is the Taco Bell Taco soft tacos a dollars seventy nine, spicy potatoes soft taco dollars nineteen, nacho cheese, Dorito's Loco tacos two fifty show more, what is a crunchy taco?
I don't see that on here? Uh, Cantina Chicken crispy taco to ninety nine, So it's more expensive than Taco Bell for sure, four dollars. Lenaalser with five DSP reviewing tacos, expect two minutes of chewing sounds, one minute complaining it wasn't free, and ten minutes explaining to viewers why they need to fund his next taco. Yeah, you're right, you're right, but thank you Len Alser, especially.
For dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you, Lenaalzer. We are edging, edging towards the goal.
Will we hit it? God bless the goal, God blessed the gold. Friends. Fifteen to go and the clock is running out.
Though the clock is running out, friends. But that's four dollars for that taco at Taco time. Yep, thank you? Who else will hear the ball of the best done?
Praise the cast. I need fifteen more kind of generous friends from all over the world now hear the call of the goal, and. To help us to praise the chain, raise sauce, taco cash bitches. As you can see, it's huge, way bigger, probably right, Like, take a look at that compared to something at Taco Bell.
It's like a burrito size. And that's their chicken soft taco. I can't lie. He's making me home.
I believe it's not supposed to have lettuce, tomato, cheese, ranch sauce and chicken. I think. Okay, So let's see. A crunchy taco suprema taco bell is three dollars.
Yeah, it's a burrito. That's literally a burrito, that's not a taco. Seven. Praising the cash, Yes, definitely, let's go to seven.
Big support. Praise the cash. Praise the cash. And I didn't wear the wrong is right now money at taco, so I don't know, throw it, throw the money right at see.
All right, let's let's give it a shot. Let's see what it tastes like. Okay, thirteen away from the goal, will we get there? Thirteen away?
My friends? All right, call me Astro with one for the goal, yes, thank you, call me Astro. Another for the goal. Praise the cash, Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Bitch does have some flavor. You've been here so long. One of my legs went. Now, all I really got in that bite was a little bit of chicken.
And thank you. Call me Astro also. And to praise the cash, well, let's face it, money talks. Money talks.
Called me Astro, and thank you for making yours talk to me, very kind, very generous. Big support tonight, friends, just. Okay, not bite. More?
Thirty eight we twelve away? Definitely has flavor. Do we hit it? I got some lettuce, I got some cheese.
I may have gotten a tiny bit of the ranch. I'm not sure. This is a chicken burrito. Very exciting.
It's actually not bad. I don't know if I like it, but let me keep going. Okay, I don't know. If I like it.
Let me keep eating it like a fat fucking pig. Hmmm, that much such incredible content people, Actually, dude, what of the fact that his loser audience actually tunes in to see him eat stupid shit like tacos. It's because they're people like p w R And they don't have money to buy their own tacos, so they could just watch Phil and live vicariously through the King Pig. That bite, We're good.
This is definitely making me hungry for tacos. In that by I got tomato, but I want good tacos with the chicken. And that actually was quite good. This is not bad at all.
Actually, all the. Time the Taco bell is open, they're up until midnight. Mm. I haven't actually bought Taco Bell.
And the chicken chicken is legitimately stand marinating. I can tell the chicken has a good flavor. To the high prices. He's exactly.
It's not Charter. Arris. It just has a marination flavor to it like a normal person. Yeah, that's the way goes pretty good together.
Oh, big support, this is a rap, this is a ranch. You don't already know. If you become a YouTube channel member during the live stream, we give you a big shout out, a big thank you, so big shout out to h what Up who just became a YouTube channel member. Thank you for the kindness, generosity and support.
Much much appreciated praise to cash bitches. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, yes, the dollar signs. Thank you for making my dollar signs more powerful.
H what Up? And Lenauser with another one. It's huge words I'm sure DSP hasn't heard in a while or ever. Also, who the heck can make Mexican food boring?
And on the cheapest plates? You're right, it's so cringe worthy. But thank you Lenauser for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show. Big support, and thanks for making sure that I will make lots of money.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Praise the cash all right. Back to the slop.
I promise you we have good bonus content. So good bonus content is only eleven five dollars donos away, and we'll get to the good stuff. I found one of the funniest videos I've ever seen of Darkseide Phil and it's very creative and when you see it you'll know why I like it so much. You know, I used to do puppets a little bit professionally for ads and television and different things and projects.
And that's all I'm gonna say. But thank you Lenauzer for your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. He could have just ate it on an a taco bell paper who wastes plates on fast food? Good point, right, I'm pretty sure PWR is a pdf file.
I'm not praising him too much yet. Artic ghost xv XCV with one for the goal. Big support, Thank you artic ghost XCV. Yes, yes, one another one for the goal.
I'd be willing to bet money. He doesn't own any normal plates. Well that is gross if you don't actually look. I understand if I was a single man living alone, I would have plates only for company, like if I was having somebody over for dinner.
I would use real plates otherwise paper plates. It is like at the cabin. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I have paper plates at the cabin. My wife's not there.
There's no dishwasher at the cabin. There's a sink, but there's no dishwasher. And also I don't even like doing pots and pans, so I have I have those aluminum trays that you buy. You get like twenty of them in a package, and they're like big aluminum trays.
I put those bitches right on the woodstove and I cook whatever I'm cooking. Whether it's baked potatoes, you just put another one on top. Makes a little oven. But I cook ribs on that bitch.
I've cooked whole chickens on one of those things, small chicken, but still, I've cooked cordish hens. I've cooked steaks, barbecue, chicken, chicken wings. And when you're done, you just throw you crumple up that aluminum pan and throw it in the trash. No dishes, no dishes, But thank you Arctic ghosts.
That's one for the goal. Yeah, he's doing it because he's lazy. Uh oh, there's only three minutes left on the goal. Oh, no, we're at forty of fifty.
Oh no, there's only three minutes left. I could start another goal for ten five dollars super chats, so we could still hit it. But goal ends in three. Oh no, the goal is ending, my friends, I forgot about the time limit.
I thought we were gonna get there forty one for the Let's get a superchat train going. Let's see how close we could get. My friends hear the call of the goal and praise the cash, Praise the cash, praise the cash. Nine to go.
But we've only got a few minutes here at nine to go, Lennauser with one for the goal, I don't know what was worth forty three year old having Minecraft birthday theme or not even playing his game during the Minecraft birthday stream. You're right, it's absolutely ridiculous. Cash money, bitches, cash money. All right, two minutes left on the goal.
I think we'll just do a new one to make up the difference. I'm not here for a time limit, but three hours is the most that YouTube goal system will let you do. The you know, it'll only let you space it out to three minutes, and sometimes we do six hour streams, So I don't like that part. Of the goal system, but it is what it is.
I can re set a new goal and just set it for the nine that we're missing to get to the bonus content. Then I'm gonna have to worry about the time limit. But thank you Lenauzer for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. It is much much appreciated.
He begged more than actually playing any game. Of course he did. Of course he did, right, And there's one minute left on our goal, one minute and six seconds. We're not gonna hit nine nine more.
So I will just reset the goal and we'll get back to dsp eating tacos like a pig. Thanks for all the support so far. We're almost there. I'll just set a new goal and hopefully we'll get there.
We've got another fifteen minutes of this to go through, which is like torture. Why am I making you people watch this with me? Well, I guess because I have to, right, and if I have to, then you should have to as well. All right, back to the taco ship.
With letuce, tomato, cheese, and ranch sauce. It's definitely not a taco, so I don't know why on earth they call it a soft taco that's not even clothes. But it's pretty darn good. It's heavy, it's it's pretty good.
Okay, this is one hundred percent better than any stream the Pig could do. Yeah, I noticed he has no production other than a few bumpers. I wish all the dents were forced to watch an interview with him before donation. He's literally taking advantage of disabled and local intellect people.
I agree with that. Yes, Steven Scambion, stop withhold and pigs. Watch what the watch? Phil is unwatched, so I think it's good.
Yeah, he needs a commentator. However, you might say, how much is that? Phil? Are you ready for this?
This chicken sauce? Another goal for nine over? Gotta make it ten dollars for teal and yes, over eight dollars, eight dollars jesus. So that's why I was kind of suspect.
I was like, is it really a soft taco for over eight dollars? No, it's not. It's a burrito or it's a wrap, and you see how much you get. Honestly, I don't think I am, because it is pretty big.
To get to. The bonus content be pretty filling. They have various sides of taco time, chips and salts, which is kind of weird for a Mexican restaurant and other things. So even though it's okay, eight dollars for taco is too much, it's not really like the Emperor.
Now, out of all the things that I got. All right, this last thing, we're gonna try. Yes, do the countdown three two now support now. Okay, more super chats.
As you can see, it's quite big. Excuse me, it's quite large. It's the biggest thing out of everything that I might may have. Okay, this is called the Chabannaro chicken burrito.
So this is supposed to have black beans, cheese, salsa, and a bunch of other things in it that may g it like a you know, Mexican style soft habannaro burrito. On second, I got to get into my buy me a coffee. Somebody's supporting over there. Praise I want to do is actually bring it up until you do a cash praise the cash.
Here we go. Vegas beer with your. Choice of beef for chicken is black sour, spicy habonnarow salsa. Yes, thank you very much.
We have Vegas in Bama. Sent A bought me a beer so praise the cash, praise the cash bitches. That is very good. Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, and thank you for your support much much appreciate it.
And in case you didn't know, whether you throw me a couple of bucks on PayPal or on buy me a coffee, get the sub over on Kick, or buy a sub on Kick, become a member, we read out and thank every single supporter. So thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity and support. Cash money bitches, cash money, cash. Money bitches, and thank you Vegas and Bama for letting me know.
Very kind and generous of you. And I'm sorry I would have checked in at some point. I remember to check in on that. Let's get back to the taco begger.
Okay, all right, you ready have an arrow chicken berry. So what's weird is in context? I mean, it does feel slightly different, like the texture of this raps feels slightly different. We have a loose black bean, I'll get him out of here.
And it is bigger and heavier than the chicken taco. All right, all right, let's give it a shot. The hab naro chicken burrito. I have a.
Dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. I'm sorry. Thank you Chill Station seven for your kindness, generosity and support ratio to every day says, thanks for the money, dummies, Yes, praise the cash, praise the cash.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? We're gonna hit this goal. I feel it.
I feel it in my wallet. My pants are getting heavy here because while it's getting some one second toy troll troll says, I donated. I tried donating a little while ago. Now here's and it didn't go through.
Here are my I got no chicken and rice. Thank you for spicy arrow and that salsa. Yes, thank you. My tongue right now is generosity.
Actually, to take a sip of water. The dollar sign was too powerful for a lot because it was burning so much. Okay, powerful dollars. It's not bad, yes, but yes, considering the troll troll.
Show support, thanks for appreciate. The chicken is I'm not finding any I hope. Let's contell you. I feel it down in my plums.
Yes, I feel it down in my plums. I absolutely feel it down in my plums. Yeah. That's four bites and still no chicken Okay, that might be chicken right there, but I haven't gotten any.
Thank you, Vegas and Bama from smile on my face. And we're gotta check in with the goal where four of ten, we're already half way there. Yes, yes, praise the cash, praise it, praise it. Still with ten dollars for the goal.
Thank you for more extension than the money. Thank you for throwing. I think there's way more chicken in the tago than there is in the burrito. I'm getting NonStop beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice every single bite, with some of the from the Bnaro salsa.
But pay for double meat. I'm getting zero chicken. Son of a bit. I just keep going.
Let's keep going with this terrible food that I'm complaining about that I bought with morons money. He buys every meal with moron money. That bite, I finally got some chicken, but I also. Got a mouthful of sour you want to talk about what?
So basically all I really tasted there, I didn't really taste anything else, So that's kind of point. I was hoping for a chicken flavor and I just got sour cream blast. Yeah, Phil, it's a burrito. The majority is beans and rice.
That's a burrito, you know, it's phil a little bit of meat in it, tiny little bit, you know. What bothers me when they say something, you know those frozen burritos. You can there's more chicken coming by the way, And they say halfway into this burrito. They say, beef and bean burrito.
Where's the beef in those? It's just bean paste. It's not just maybe there's beef flavoring or a little bit of beef just they put a little bit of beef gravy in the beans when they grind it up. I guess so that they could say it's a beef and bean burrito.
I've had one bite with chicken. Oh what predominantly the flavor I'm getting is the habinaro phil. That's definitely the strongest flavor in it is the heat. Outside of that, Yes, I taste beans and rice, But why would I want a giant burrito that's mostly just beans and rice.
I want the chicken. And they really skimmed in this for some bizarre reason. They went heavy with the chicken and the taco and light on the chicken in the burrito. Yeah, it's probably some fifteen year old kid making this food fill you asshole.
That's weird. I wonder if two different people made them, right, sixteen. Year old kid? Whatever.
Phil Burnello connoisseur, food reviewer extraordinaire, but he only reviews slops. Do a few more bites and I'll tell you my overall thoughts. No self reflection in zero humility. Yeah, I mean, I've seen that sour cream.
Go to full screen, now goes to a narrow spice. I need to wash it down. It's too spicy, getting the habit narrow flavor from the habit arrow Bernito. Who would have thought?
I know, his reviews are so insightful, right, Okay, it's way too spicy here, I'll eat more. He thinks a chef meticulously and carefully prepares the tacos, but in reality, it's a wage slave putting it together asap to keep up with the quota of a dickhead manager. Yeah. I only ever had one fan foot job in my life.
Here's the truth. It was desperate for money, and uh it was the only job I could know exaggeration. I worked at everything. I just ate was better than taco bell.
It wasn't too bad though, which essentially is a large taketo operator. Tastes a really good did it in the ranch sauce and that was just it tastes even better. I could eat in there. The aldo with the flavor of the banks is way better than taco bell be.
It has great flavor to it. And if he didn't notice, I don't even know. We're gonna we're gonna pull a dark Side film and find out does. That the McCauley the shells, but we'll take you didn't break.
We'll take it, thank you for which is great. That's they always breaking me in the mess that wouldn't brand. Let's face it, all. The sauce chicken do with your money.
He's probably my favorite thing everything that we just had one for the goal, thank you taco shocking because it really isn't a taco. It's essentially get to the goal and it tastes four more. Praise the cash and praise the goal. God bless the goal.
Friends for more and we are in bonus content time, but we're ticking down. That is my favorite thing. I got much more time. Dark Side Phil stuffing his face ten more minutes of this shit.
People actually watch this like unronically, like not just to shit on him to actually watch it. I can't believe that. I can't believe people. Actually it's so good.
I see some venison burritos in my future, my very near future. You know. It sucks. Now I have to defrost the meat and I hate doing that, like in the microwave, because you've got to really watch it, you know.
Sometimes I just put it in a pot of hot water for you know, twenty minutes, and that'll do. I don't know, ladies out there, what's the best way to defrost a few pounds of ground meat quickly without it like getting gross or burning or any of that kind of stuff. Right, Yes, absolutely, Arctic Ghost XCV says Steve needs the money for suffering through this. Yes I do, Yes, I do.
And praise the cash, praise the cash. Almighty. Well, let's face it, all so money talked. Money does talk.
And thank you for letting your money talk to me, especially so much tonight. Big support, big support from Arctic Ghost xv CV tonight. We appreciate all those donos very very much. And I'm checking in now we're three away.
Who will get the goal winning goal? Goal winning? Super chat? Who's gonna get it?
There's only three left and then we somebody's gonna be the goal getter tonight. The person responsible for finally hitting this goal. Best way to thaw is ziplock in hot water. That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I do generally. I have this big pot and I we have really hot water at our sink. There's no governor on it. In the bathroom, I think there is a governor.
So the hot water only gets so hot. But in the sink, I can literally make hot tea with the hot water if you just leave it run for a little while. So I fill up a big pot and then I just put it in there. And it's sealed in plastic already, so I just put it in there.
And yeah, that's a good idea. That's what I'm gonna do. Thanks for letting me know I'm on the right track. The microwave doesn't work so good sometimes even on the frost, because if you leave it on in there too long, it's it's wacky.
Oh, I can describe it all right. I wasn't going to do this, but I am going to do this. I am going to give you a big, big preview of the new kick only stream remember we were talking about the puppets. I'm working on the puppet layer now, and I gotta tell you, as far as all the puppet stuff that I ever did in my life, I like what I'm doing for this new show.
I decided that I got tired of AI. Of course, then I caved and we used a little bit of tools to we cheated a little bit. So what I did is really perform the puppet. Where did it go?
I know it's in here somewhere. Uh uh. H. I got a really good one to share with you.
Where is it at? That's saying it's not in my desktop. It's got to be there, all right. I'll try to find that.
But if I can find it, I'm sure I will. Maybe I have the oh I'm putting it in role. I found it. I'm gonna share with you.
The announcer. The announcer for the new show Internet in Saturday's Circus is the creepiest looking orangutan that you've ever seen in your life. Like, I really am so happy with the way that this turned out. And I have been doing all of these different things trying to get the best take on this character.
And oh boy, oh boy, I nailed it. I was so happy. Now, of course it's a real puppet performance, but then I ran it through some digital stuff to make it a little more animated, and oh boy, oh boy, it is something to see the creepiest fucking orangutan show announcer you've ever seen. And given our budget, we don't really have the budget for our show announcer.
So I thought we could use a puppet and pre record them, and man, this is something special. And tonight you'll get to see a preview of that if we hit the goal. So we'll do the bonus content and we'll do the preview of the Internet in Sanity Circus. I'll give you a few preview pieces.
Devoured Eagle with fifty dollars MX, fifty MX, the wise words of Andy, fuck you, Phil, Yes, and praise the cash, Praise the cash almighty. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man, haha. Not for me. My dollar signs are getting more powerful thanks to the kindness of people like Devoured Eagle and ratioed every day here, I'm okay with getting the assist, says ratio every Day.
Well, thank you for that kind and generous assistance. It is much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Yes, yes, and and Kita with one here's the bikini. Oh I love it? Uh yeah. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support of the show.
It is much much appreciated. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more.
Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. All right.
Oh, it looks like we have hit our goal. We have hit our goal and made it to the bonus content. And who got us over the hump is the last few people devoured Eagle ratioed every day and Kaita and here we have oh let me see cyclops quadruped with the kind of generous ten dollars getting us over the hump. Thank you to all of you kind of generous benefactors, and you Patreon supporters, YouTube channel members, people buying me a coffee, people sending those PayPal pledges, and to you kick subscribers, you kick gifting, you people gifting Kick subs.
Thank you all, super Chatter, Superstickert, super thanks people. We thank all of you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. Because remember every dollar that somebody sends me upset dark side Phil, and isn't Isn't that what it's really about? Right, felting Phil, That's that's really what it's about.
So thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Praise the cast. Pitches suffer, Piggy Phil suffer. Stephen Cambian is a terrible person.
He made fun of me for begging like a crackhead on my streams. Ever since I did that interview, he's been continuing to roast me and get fat bags of money for it. So of course he doesn't really care about my begging or grifting. He only cares about getting that bag.
I'm so sick of Stephen Camby and roasting me on his pig roast. I don't care what he says. I'm not going to stop begging. I'm broke, I'm bald, and I'm a loser.
I have no choice but to beg for my more on viewers in order to survive. I have pizza parties by myself. I build lego toys like an eight year old. I spent tens of thousands of dollars on a children's wrestling game.
I play teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games like a child, and I beg for money a hundred times a stream. I beg that much because I'm broke. I need that money. I really really do.
I need that money. Money for taxes, money for Gin, money for my car, money for fast food, money for new toys, money for door Dash, money for my wrestling game, my electric my Internet, money for dinner out. I'm not eating a lunch meat sandwich on my day off. I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money. I deserve that money. I really really do.
I deserve that money. I don't care how many times Steven Cambian roast me. I'm never going to stop begging why because I need that money. I really really do I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money, and I'll never stop begging to get it. Oh wow, and I forgot I don't know that I've read that. So praise the positivity from Cyclop's quadruped.
Thank you for your positivity, and we've got one from splink. I do have a genuine question when you research Phil in preparation to interview him. Did you have an inkling that it would end like this? I certainly did, knowing how side Scrollers ended.
Well, I didn't know that I was going to continue to cover him. I thought that would be a one off, but I can't lie. When I saw the bag from the interview and then everybody was like, you're going to do a follow up show about him, right, and like an update, I went, Okay, I'll try it. And honestly, I've been having a lot of fun with this.
But thank you Splink for your question. Yeah, I mean no, I didn't really foresee it going this way, but I'm glad I'm part of me. I'm glad at where we ended up. Money bitches, cash money.
We ended up at cash money. So thank you Splink for your kindness, generosity and support. Now I'm looking over this and we've got I'm just going to watch him fill his face for another ten minutes. No, thank you.
We hit our goal. So I think what we're going to do is we're gonna skip this shit show here and get to the good content that I have. But before we do that, I do have to take a break to get some liquid beverage and yeah, and visit the Little Boys Room. So, as is usually the case, I don't know that I really have a long enough bumper for that.
So what I'm going to do is make you people watch Dark Side Phil beg until I get back. I have a twelve minute video of him begging. We never get through the whole thing, but it'll provide a much needed quick break. The show is not over.
We've got the bonus content you don't want to miss seeing this orangutan announcer for the new Kick Only Uncensored show. I really am proud of it. I thought when this when I was I was like, this is some of my best work with puppets. Ever, and I have I'll go get him.
I'll go get the character the puppets so you could see it in real time on the show, and then I will show you what we've done with the puppet. So thanks so much for all the support. We're gonna get into the good content. I've got some incredible stuff to share with you, some of the funniest dark Side Field shit I've ever seen.
Uh, we'll be right back, friends, all. Right, We're gonna get started soon, guys, and be great if you can support the stream tonight in any way. It's gonna be critical that you guys support the content in whatever way that you can. Really, if I don't get support on these streams, it sucks because that means that you know, I'm not making anything on the videos.
If you'd like to support my final stream of the week, please do it in any way. I will give you a shout out last chance. If you'd like to support the stream in any way, I would haveciate it. Guys, thanks for being here.
It would be great if you can support the stream in some way, but outside of that, any support would be appreciated. It'd be great if you could support tonight's stream. You've been asking me NonStop for variety, so I'm giving you variety. I'm giving you what you want tonight.
It'd be great if you could support that. Okay, gout about an hour left on the stream. Please support the stream. You guys have been asking me NonStop for more variety content.
Guys, we've got about fifteen minutes left, okay, Any last minute support would be appreciated. This has actually been one of my least supported streams in history. I don't know what gives with that. Honestly, I will say this, if you enjoy it consider supporting it because, like I said, the stream did.
We did great with super chats, but everything else is kind of dead. I'm really reliant on, you know, basically bringing in as much money as I can on streams, and if I have a slow time or whatever, it stresses me out. I'm completely out of money and I need to pay at least three to four more bills. Today we really have almost no support at all.
Guys, it would be really agree if you can support the stream today. We have had a very slow support stream. I don't know why. I don't like having this game be my lowest supported stream.
Being honest, it's such a great game. You guys have asked for it for years. I wanted to play it for years. It kind of sucks to know that this is sadly a game that people aren't really digging.
I don't know. We have another hour left, okay, I'm just gonna be doing stories. You can see. It'd be great we can get some more contributions.
In particular, like I told you guys at the beginning of the stream tonight, I really need help with tips right now. I've got my day off on Monday, and then big bills coming up right after, so tips would be preferred today. Views don't really matter to me. I don't care if I have two hundred viewers on the stream for Prono Tigger Trigger.
I really don't. It's not a big deal. Prono Trigger did not get great support last night. I'm nervous that what's gonna end up happening is this game ends up being the slow game and it doesn't get support.
And what if there's a day when also the other stream I'm doing doesn't get support. That's gonna be a concern. I will be honest with you, guys. I would hope that you know there's some support tonight as well.
I didn't notice the last couple community nights that the support was lower than other standard streams I'm doing. You know this is a service I'm doing just to you guys. I could easily be just doing ranked and ranking up. I did all that investment, so it would be great if you could support the streams being very honest and heads up.
I am really badly off financially right now, truly incredibly just out of money, not even lying. I really need your support. Last time we played Mniza two days ago for the premiere. It was the lowest supported stream I had the entire year to this point.
Thanks for everyone who was here, for the very few people who supported. This was the least supported stream I have done all year. I'm pretty sure I don't think there's been a single stream where it's been this least support supported, especially for the attendant. Those streams didn't get overwhelming over reviewers the support.
Shockingly, the support wasn't great because right now, as you can see, attendance is down, support is down, everything's down. And within two streams, people just lost interest completely, stop showing up, stopped engaging, like they're not even talking to me when I'm playing the game anymore, and definitely stopped supporting. Besides the fact that I got my daily contribution for one minute, man who's here pretty much every day to contribute, I'd be two dollars on the Signaledge stream yesterday, you understand two bucks. I was getting more support on the Zelda streams.
I was getting more support on the Diablo streams. I got way more support on my Final Fantasy and certainly the Street Fighters streams. I don't know what happened that this particular game, For some reason, it was the slowest night ever. I really have no clue.
You're telling me that a game that people were asking for for a straight month is literally the slowest support stream of the entire year, not the week, not the month, up until now. In twenty twenty three, that was the slowest support stream I've had all year. That tells me something. As you can see, we have less than eight dollars in super chat.
We had two super chats totally less than ten dollars, and two super chats all night. I don't have member goals anymore. We don't have oh boy friends, oh boys. You can see I have a friend here with me.
I'm sorry, I forgot the I forgot the rod for the hand. This is the announcer for the Internet Insanity Circus, and I don't have a voice. I'm not voicing him, but as you could see, he's pretty articulate. What do you think of dark Side Phil.
He's a beggar, he's a bomb, he's broke, he's gay, he's bold. I agree with you. So are you excited about the new Internet in Sanity Circus? Yeah, it's gonna be great, all right.
So this is an interesting character. It is one of a kind. Uh, this is a one of the kind character I like. Sometimes I will use a generic puppet off the shelf, but for the main announcer for the internet and sen the circus.
As you can see, we went all out. This is the craziest orangutan I'd ever seen who you'll call it a monkey? All right? Sorry, I was not really prepared to show him off tonight, but I thought since we hit our goal, I would let you get a little bit of a preview.
So waving goodbye and I will share a video. Video is much much better than what I've just showed you because there's some production involved in that and some digital help. I really thought that I could articulate these puppets so well that we would do just straight film them, and I really tried, but I had to be honest in that using a little bit of digital help really really helped. It really made the puppet pop much more.
Right. This was Steve's keynot branch out and just have to cover sci fi wackadoo's now he is open to just wacka duos in general. Yeah, that is it. Have you seen the last time that he played street Fighter?
It's hilarious. Yeah, he waits quit that He's supposed to be an expert at street Fighter and he was getting felted by everyone. What do you want from me? Nothing is ever right?
What do you want from me? Nothing I do is good enough for you. I'm sick of trying? What do you want from me?
Those are definitely song lyrics, right, all right, So we're going to get into the bonus content, but we're going to stick with the puppet theme for now. I am going to show you our orangutan announcer and this is just a quick clip. Remember, these puppets are not a huge part of the new show. They're just they're there to add a little bit of They're there to add a little bit of extra crazy.
To be honest, I wanted a little extra crazy. So yeah, one second here, we'll get going on that. And this is the bonus content, So you get to see a preview of the Internet Insanity Circus. This is like the announcer, So every time the show starts, he'll have a few words for the audience.
Maybe he'll beg for donations and help us hit our goal. I need all the help I can get. So this is just a little one minute preview of the upcomingkick dot com exclusive uncensored show, the internett Oh, Internet Insanity Circus. Let's take a look.
That's Internet archaeology. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Please with This is a viewer supported show. We thank every viewer who subs live on air, and we thank every person who gives a sub We also think on air anyone who sends an apal pledge.
So please remember to support the show so we can keep making more shows. This is the Internet Insanity Circus. Step right up and come inside. You really won't believe your eyes, so.
Buckle up, motherfuckers. Welcome to the craziest show you'll ever know. Shit's about to get crazy up in this bitch. So get some snacks, grab your favorite beverage and smoke them if you got them.
Get settled in, get ready to relax, laugh and have a good time here on the Internet Insanity Circus. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Let's go, motherfuckers. Yeah, it's time to start the show.
Let's go. I like it. I like it. What do you guys think?
Let me know in the comments, what do you think of this? Uh? What do you think of this? Announcer for the new show.
I think I think pretty much nailed it. That's funny that you mentioned that's one of that's the boat, that's the bonus content, Steve. Have you seen Dark Side Puppet by Crimson King. No, but I'm going to show some of that tonight and then I'm gonna message him and ask him if I could buy that puppet.
I want that puppet, or if he could show me maybe he used an off the shelf puppet and just added stuff to make it look more like Phil. I want to buy that puppet. I really really do. I want to buy that puppet.
I really really do. Hopefully he won't want too much for it. Uh. I don't know what what you're spamming in the chat, Aaron Floores, I think is that?
Uh yeah, so that's the boat that was part of the bonus content I had for tonight. Somebody sent me this, Uh it is is basically it is Darkseide Phil as a puppet, and I gotta tell you it is hysterical. So basically they just took voice clips of dark Side Phil and then they use a puppet. Let's get into this.
Friends. Welcome to the bonus. Thanks for helping us to hit the goal, and I've got something else fun to share with you after this. Yeah, it is like triumph a little bit.
Yeah, that Phil puppet is worth billions. I'm doing anything else. The supplier here is only a tiny supplier. I quit.
The games sucks, just like it did last year when I played it. Random spawns of how much drunks you could you get? Random amount of month? Fuck this game.
Game sucks. I'm not gonna waste time on this fucking game when there's no way to win. I had enough money to finish this game. This game is a piece of ship.
Here here sucker Punk Projects says yes and praise the cast. Bitches, cash money, bitches, cash money. This disc. See this fucking piece of garbage disc.
Fucking it's gonna stay back there forever. I'm never picking it up again. Blake will never asked me to play that game again. That's the worst fucking get.
That game is way worse than Revolution sixty. Seriously, sixty is throwing as fuck. But you can advance in it. You don't feel like you're wasting your time.
You can fall asleep playing Get to play it. This game came a fucking play You're gonna waste your time with grinding bullshit. Oh it's I look at and it made no sense. It told me that there was a spike in advertisement from like you know, November, from then it went down slightly in the Saturdayebruary, which you always expect, and then in February we revenue goes back.
I want this problem we got, we gotta buy down in January. I am down to buy this. I'm going to make the. Pay my bills, all right.
Sucks. Outside of all that, I really don't have much else to say, and I do want to get started here with Horizon, So. All do is really quickly. Yeah, and by the way, need your help everyone.
It is the final day of February if you're not aware, all right, So anything that you can do help me out right now is appreciated because it's much more, you know everything. I'm looking at. My ad revenue for my money earned on YouTube is abysmal by far, the lowest by by I'm not even lying, by thousands of dollars. If and when this was gonna get here, it finally did.
It is my new car, Ladies and. Gentlemen, A small step up from the camera that we were driving as a rent hole he's absolutely terrible. Oh you go online, Wow, what a great player. You really heard that when you fucking piece of shit?
And that's genius. He put the hands together holding a controller so that he could work both arms with one puppet control rod. So whoever did this knows a little bit about puppets. This is very very This is good puppetry.
It looks like the character. It's cartoonish. He's lipsacking the voice of Phil in there, perfectly, very very talented guy. This is good, good material.
We didn't bring this slap tonight. What a dumb fuck and now he drops because he's a fucking bitch, don't fucking bitch, o idiot, fucking. Oh oh. Did you know what the fuck was that?
Oh? Oh fuck you fuck you? Oh look Kim, look at Kama, Look at Kambo, Look at Commo. Look at Kama.
Walk still hitting, Look at Como. Look at Como. Look at Como, look at Combo. Oh I'm good.
No, I can't do anything because online sucks. It's delayed. I can't fucking block. I can't even get up and block, So of course I'm going to lose one hundred percent health to bullshit.
Who knows. The bottom line is this my business isn't doing so well. After I furnished this house, I'm gonna be spending all my savings grafterally came off the cost of the move and the cost to furnish the house for the next two years probably, so it's gonna be tight. And did you notice anything.
It's like nothing has changed for him in years. Nothing has changed for him in years. He's blaming the game when things don't go well. He still does that.
He's crying and complaining that he needs more money out of his dents. So that had this is years ago, and Phil was just saying how much he's grown and changed in the past few years. He hasn't grown or changed at all. He's the same begging slob that he's always been.
Come on, another scrub, here's what I do online. You to jow, you to jaw to jaw to jaw. You can oh wait, it's not done yet. Sure you could show, you could show.
You can't wow. You're so good, You're so good. That sucks a game. He said something wrong.
I shouldn't have said something that. Of course, every motherfucker on the internet who steals my videos, who illegally towards my streams, and who takes every fucking comment I ever say out of context to find that one moment when I say something wrong. Here's what I said publicly a minute because it's out there dull and I didn't mean it, and I said, well, it must just be the people are lazy. It seems to be like people.
Are fucking lazy and don't want to come out to. This is awesome today. You know, be an independent guy, that's not a pain hill, that's your to play a game just because I'm getting paid for it and I have to kiss the game's ass, you know, constantly release copy of the game, and so what I say about the game there's a few and bargo a couple of days in the future. I'm not like that.
When you watch me on a stream, you're getting unadulterated. Guy friends. On the next pig roast we will have, we will have Broke Side Phil, We'll be guest hosting. And yes it's a mask, Isaac, Isaac, I've already got it together.
In fact, it just worked out that I had a character covering a UFO grifter that looks a lot like Dark Side film, so much so that people are like, oh, that looks like a dark Side film mask. So I've made a few changes to it, and I've even got a dark Side Phil day shirt for that, and so on the next pig Roast maybe this Thursday, if I don't have I'm trying to finish a UFO related show, but it's requiring a lot of research. I might not get it done in time for Thursday. And besides, I kind of want to cover that Smart Guys thing, So maybe we'll do that, right, Maybe we'll do a Broke Side Phil or you know, scum Side Phil who as.
Bro And this is from the actual audio. This is from the actual audio from his video. There so is up everyone, Hello, Hello, and welcome all the cameras on. The First Burst.
I don't even know. You get jerking off may first Burst. The anniversary is coming, all right. I need help right now.
I need, first of all, people who are watching my stuff, dispread of your word of mouth so that I can keep paying my fucking bills and keep my house and not have it repossessed. Ship. I need help. He needs money, he really really does.
He needs that money. Another band, all the bags. I'll pretty much small day if I if I lose horribly. Then sadly, I'll go to a characteristics most of the characters I couldn't counterself the.
Game, blaming the game for sucking at games. I love it. Look all the. Damn dude, No, look at his equipment.
Dude, so much fucking damage you did already? Oh god? Oh yeah. And I said earlier that that video with me as the principal was Pigsar Animations.
I was wrong. I apologize. There's so many talented people making this weird content about Phil. It's Licero familiar dsp the Wolverine figure and that's up next on the bonus content.
Friends. Oh fuck this, putting the controller down? Done not playing this guy. He's ridiculous.
What a waste of a map? He hits me. He's gonna do like eighty ninety percent more gammas that he's supposed to. Just fucking win, Just win.
You got your win when you're fucking overpowered equipment, you. Refuse to have a fair match. Go ahead, go ahead, congratulations, Congratulations, you're. Great, you're a great player.
Hopo, everyone a standing ovation, everyone standing ovation. He gets so bad. I gets so angry when he gets felted in a children's video game. It's so good.
You're so good doing double Davids without the fucking head. You're so good. What a fucking idiot's seeing toughing Piggy the fucking games bro. Fucking rest of my fucking time.
Can I get a real match? Please? I really need your help. Is within all the situation going on right now with these these taxies.
The only other thing you can do to help me is Patreon pledge money to get perks, get stuff back, but also to help me because if the bottom line is if a small amount of my viewership every single I forgot. Listen those videos, uh that we started the broadcast with from h Bomb, it's very very close to hitting the goal for monetization for YouTube. What is that? Oh?
I got it all right? So I'm going to put into our live chat. I'm going to put his YouTube channel it's h dash Bomb one moment here. Let me get that going.
What is going on? Okay? I have to put it in the YouTube live chat, and I'll put it in the kick live chat as well. I'm just gonna put I'm just gonna put sub to h bomb here and I will put that in the kick chat as well.
H Bomb is very very close to getting monetized. Friends, so if we can help him do that, we want to definitely do that. I always forget until later in the stream. So pinned in the YouTube live chat is the link to go and subscribe to him.
He makes good, good content and he he's been doing that for free for a very long time. So in the kickchat you will find the link to go over. So just go on over subscribe to him now, and let's help get him over the hump. One second, here where did I put it?
Oh? Okay, So this is his YouTube channel. He's got nine hundred and twenty five subscribers. He just needs seventy five more of you to go over to his YouTube channel and smash that subscribe button.
It really really would help him out. He makes good content. He's been making good content for I think years unmonetized. So let's get him over the hump.
Let's get him to the goal and help h bomb to praise the cash. Praise the cash, Praise the cash, almighty cash. Seventy five more of you if you haven't already subscribed to him, I know many of you have. Let's go.
Let's get him over the hump. We've got two hundred and three hundred people watching right now. I'm sure there's probably seventy five of you who have not yet subscribed to his channel. So if we could get him over the hump, that would be very very helpful.
Pinned in the live chat is the link in the kick live chat is the link. Let's go over there and sub bomb him right now. Let's get him over the hump, over the monetization goal and praising the cash friends, and we'll go back to our puppet show here. Come on, I get around two million of you still the home flogs or over on he gaming or anything that's just the channel alone gets over two million views usually a month.
All right, If ten percent of two million give. A dollar a month. Once again, a. Situation where I have the absolutely nothing wrong.
All right. So that's it. That is it for dark Souls too. That's the conclusion of Dark Souls to sucks.
Oh no, boss, I don't blame from. Software YouTube channel member, welcome and praise the cash. Not meant to be chock Ordinal channel, Praise the cash. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me today. Dangerously love for that combined ordinal that's hit the goal for h Bomb bless the little seventy five subs. Let's get up you play it to h bomb right here, it's pinned in the chat. Let's get him over the hunk friends.
What the fuck? Thank you Chill Station for something. Let me know if you subbed, well, thank you for subbing. H bomb.
Dude, you're so funny. Yes, go sub is going to Jesus. Just subbed in Bomb. Thanks Xbox and Chill Steaks.
God. Yes, let's get him over the hug. Hbob videos are on par hold one oh one. If you aren't subbed, gotta get fucking sub Let's sub.
To h Bob. Let's get him over the hug. I'm a gamer. I got my hat on backwards subbed.
Thank you in the Go Horizon for supping. Thank you retail manage. My god, Yes, I really, I'm serious. I need that money.
I really do. I need that money. D S people were meeting. He needs that money to pay his bills.
He really really does. Yes. H Bomb is a good guy. He's helping me in so I'm trying to help him money money then subs since the last time, thank you Robot.
Now's let's go over there and get some more subs for h bomb help him hit the ball? Witches thirty four demanding Yeah, he's sixty six more, sixty six more subs to money, Let's get him over the whole happening. To constantly not only monitor the videos, uploading, the adding of the playlist social media, to keep everyone in the loop of what's going on in constantly everything and all that. All that's part of it.
And it's something that I have to do constantly. So my job is very time consuming. His job is very time consuming. Yes, now I'm charmed.
I'm charmed sweets. He's gonna fucking, he's gonna fuck. I'm gonna heal him. I'm gonna heal him.
I'm gonna heal them. I know it. And then I quit. If I heal them, I quit.
I'm not kidding. I'm done, rage, quitting, rage and wage. He's doing it again. He's doing it again.
Oh my god, Oh my god, this this is insanity. This is over. I'm done. I'm done.
Shouldna heal I'm done. I'm done. It's over. It's over.
Goodbye, It's over? Or does he su that's it? Forsa latest I've ever done in an RPG that's that's the worst final boss fight I've ever done, and I'm not redoing it, so I don't care about. The end of the game.
I spent you know, one, two, three. Four over four months. Uh, and I'm not doing it again. That's a complete waste of time.
That was boss fight, the worst design. Yeah, I'm done. The Flight Thor is over. I'm not playing this game again.
That is it. I'm not wasting any more time. I'm done. You could show to someone and they would think, there, this is all years ago.
Hack game design. There is no reason have a fucking boss that can multiply charm your party is the boss? Fuck that. Rage quitting is like rage quitting.
He quits the game if he doesn't think he's getting enough donations for playing the game, and then he blames the game for the lack of donations, saying the game sucks so people didn't want to support it, when it's really he's just boring as fuck. I'm gay on gay, I'm gay totally game. For the most part, it's your phil You're getting the real deal. You're not getting the fake acting fill.
You're not getting a puppet like I like to call some other streamers. Who puppet, you're not getting a budget as a puppet tells us that. He entertainer, I really need your help. Any funds raised this Patreon pledge or drive this month is going straight towards the taxes to save my ass?
All right? Why am I poisoned? Why my toxic? What?
Jenna is coming back to me and saying we have no new information because YouTube hasn't made any determination yet. So literally, I sit here with my thumb firmly stuck up my ass, putting out videos, doing gameplay streams for you, doing what I've always done with my entire livelihood of business and jeopardy. Because YouTube isn't good at what they did, go fuck yourself. Sorry, I'm the one who operated a successful YouTube channel, me free, I'm the one who puts out the content.
Sure, where is the waiting room behind you? You don't have to call me in, idiot. I just walked in the door. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
Wow, you're quite. Rude, felt it by an eleven year old girl? Eleven game? You just got?
You see what's wrong with this pictures? She says? Did you just say? Probably?
Because now I'm away from that annoying, fucking bitch of a kid who I would have slapped in real life. They fund to me like that, threatening to smack an eleven year old girl, I. Would have fucking pimp slept that ship out of that. Hot dog, hot dog.
Hot dog. Wow. Well there you go. There's some artists of you from one of the detractors, look and even put a bald spot dark side puppet.
Oh that is just wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Take a moment to check in with the live chat before we continue with the bonus content. Yeah, these Why am I toxic bro got felted by a little kid?
Yes, uh, it's one of those things. Felt it while being a felted puppet. Yes, all right. So we're gonna go to the cartoon that I'm a part of, and this is from the YouTube channel of Lichero.
You can find them on YouTube. It's Lichero on YouTube. I apologized earlier. I believe I said it was Pigs Are Animations.
Pigs Are Animations did the slightly different animation than this, but they're both very, very talented. I'm very impressed with what I've seen from both. Uh. So this is the story of dark Side film not getting that Wolverine figure as a child SP.
We are going back in time to the traumatizing event of the Wolverine action figures. Where the is this stupid butting loser side fill. Hey there, mister Jordan's and i'd a conversation. Funny catch the next episode of Familiar DSP This Sunday at three pm Pacific time?
Is your wife asking you to go down on her lunch meat sandwich at army layard of roast beef and some tangy ass barbeque sauce? What's some meaning? Get your big ass down to Arby's asap. Make sure you hit your kipps.
If the wife is starving, she'll have. To deal with it. Steve gets his Wolverine action figure. Yeah I do.
That's PPP's voice. Yeah, he cloned a bunch of voices for this. It's only this is the one that I didn't mirror. And of course we get hit with an ad but that's okay.
It's only an eight minute video, so there shouldn't be too many interruptions. I apologize for that. Let's get it back in here and continue with our bonus feltoning of Phil It reminds me, for some reason, of Charlie Brown. I don't know why Big upstill at Taro.
Go subscribe to his channel. This is great stuff. Where the fuck is this stupid buss? Ha ha, that's weird.
My Thermo scanner indicates that the bus should be here this very second they watch. Is it gonna put in the snorts a few hours ahead? Apparently Phil's been snorting since he was a child like that. So I know I'm not late.
Oh, here comes my bus. Hey there, mister Jordan, I'm not here to conversate. Man, ha ha, I'm not here to conversate. Is that review tech?
This is a bus driver. There's all these cameos. I don't know who some of these others are. Hey they're Philly Beans.
Don't here? Oh hey, oh I see. I thought you stayed in my room. Who in the hell are you talking to?
Kid? My best friend? Oh I see? Oh no, that's wings.
Shut the fuck up. Notice Phil's going to school in the short us. Have a good day, mister Jordan. Dude, shut the fuck up.
Dude, your little kid. Phil. You don't have the new Wolverine action figure? Well, well, Phil doesn't have the new Wolverine figure.
He must be dirt poor. Haha, fucking loser side, Phil, you don't have the Wolverine figure because your parents are fucking poor. As a matter of fact, I technically have it, but my parents are hiding it from me until my birthday. Whoa buddy, Hell, this is principal Campion the entire school.
Besides, Phil has the new Wolverine figure. I just got mine yesterday and it's awesome. Have good day everyone except for Phil. You know you don't have it.
Phil. It's probably sold out by now, you fucking moron. You Phil, no X Men figure for you. It must suck to be poor.
My parents have the money. They're just fucking stupid. Don't line figure. Your parents don't have the figure.
I have the figure? Fuck you duty, Yeah, because I have. A bloody ass hangover. We will learn geography today.
By the way, who got the new X Men Action figure? Mister Ludacris. My mom has it hidden from me and I'll have it on my birthday. Well look here, you moron's I got two.
Yeah I heard only real life losers don't have it. Anyways, let's get started. Philip, come up to the board and name the following countries. I would have done it if he asked me, what country is this, Philip?
I'm not sure if that's a trick question, mister Ludacris. What are you talking about? Just name the country? What country is this?
Film? You do the best? Or Mexico, but I'm not sure. Just sit down for.
Anybody a voice over cakes? What clubs? Does he nicey it? Then?
Does he go it? Does he needs down? Principal Cambyan, Philip, what the hell are you doing in here? Mister Ludacris sent me here because I had some sort of tick.
I honestly couldn't control myself. Principal Cambyan, what. Did you do exactly? Mister Ludacris was teaching us about some sort of map thing, and I saw a shape that looked familiar to me, and it must be hereditary, since I have European genes anyway, So instinctively my arm went up in an m Bison style hat appeared on my head.
Next thing I know, mister Ludacris sent me to this very lost. All this trouble you're in, Philip, is because you don't have the wolverine figure yet. Holy shit, you're right Principal cambyon I'm going to Lens Comic Shop asap. Yes, Principal, Yes, Wolverine.
It's even funnier watching. Yeah, I love this figures. Triple P is just an asshole. Triple P.
You need to buy it now and just fucking hide it from me until my birthday. It's in a few weeks. Will Philip. You can go look at the toy.
But then we got to get out here. I told everyone at school that I had it already. Mom, Principal, I don't know if we have any more Wolverines, but you can check behind you down the aisle. Guys, listen, I want that action figure for my birthday.
So please what I would ask you. I've never asked you to do this before. We know how rare that figure is. We know we've been the stores endlessly.
We've never seen it in the flesh. It's finally here in front of our faces. Please buy the figure now, hide it from me for whatever, for months until my birthday. Give it to me on my birthday.
This one's sure. I will get this action figure. I'll think about it, Philip. Let's go Dave.
Well, well, well, I told you Len's Comics was sold out, you loser. Well, where are my birthday gifts? Philip? You don't want to cut the cake first?
No, fuck that, it's gift opening time. Okay, let's see what we got here? What in the fuck? We're very sorry, but we couldn't find the action.
I told you to buy the figure? Why me? Why don't you listen to me? Thanks for that.
I appreciate it. I finally have my very own Wolverine figure. It had a lot at Len's comics. Want to know why they had so many in stock film?
Let me see? Yes, just like I imagined, you got the loser second run Wolverine figure. I already knew that, and I don't care. Keep lying to yourself there, buddy, you will never fit in, you fucking moron.
That was awesome. And as well as Jasper Katie. They eat drink stream. And I guess just go eat again all day and sometimes they go run around.
Six days a week. After full time, he sits up in his room. The two cats are left all alone. I guess she'll just call Tyrone.
Lit it up. A Shareow's familiar DSP. No kids at that birthday party? Yes it should, let's shallows Billy adsp Living It Up and reds on Never Go Out, Lit it Up on pulling whole gas.
Yes, I would flat in LARPers. It's resurgence. Lazo's famililya dfd. HA.
Yeah there you know all right, friends, So we have made it through to another successful dark Side Phil pig Roast. Yeah, uh, very talented. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I don't know if it was done in the style of of my song maybe just uh you know, similar style.
It is true seekers. Yeah, so we thank Lachero especially for including me. He didn't have to do that, but I'm glad that he did. Sure put a smile on my face.
You know, I have been cartoonized several times. Yeah we will. Maybe we'll play one of the pigs our animations on the next Phil pig Roast. But we're about out of time.
We've been streaming for over four hours here. We're about out of time for this pig roast. All good holidays or special events must come to an end, and surely this one will too. So we want to take a moment to thank all of you kind of generous benefactors.
We hit the goal tonight, something we don't always do, so I'm very appreciative when we do. We want to thank you Patreon supporters, YouTube channel members, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting True Seekers memberships, you people gifting Kick subs. We want to thank you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat?
I thank every one of those personally, and we want to thank all of you for helping us to hit the goal tonight, including you PayPal pleasures, buy me a coffee people, very very great night of support. I believe Phil only made fifty six dollars today, we have far surpassed and felt it to fill again. So thank you all. And Arlene Atkins are wonderful mod reminding everybody to have a blessed night, A blessed night.
Yes, thank you, Arleen. So we've done our due diligence more than our due diligence. We've done the bonus time tonight, which I am always glad to do. So what else can I say?
Friends? That's all I got for you. I'll be back tomorrow night, seven pm Eastern Standard time. I believe We're doing an update on UFO Whack of News, but that may change.
I have a few things to figure out before I know. I'll be live tomorrow night at seven pm. Just not sure with what show, So let me go get that together and I will see you all tomorrow night, seven pm Eastern Standard time. I'll be here and I hope you will be too.
So that's all I got for your friends until next time. My name is Stephen Cambian. Good night and God bless all of you. Don corners off the night, secreted in from the night, this Christian screams, shattering all your dreams.
I's lotting over now, truf you can't tessipow that goes through the halls, crossing lot your walls to say, Gus, exposing the first. T say Gus, calming for you. I'm come by the lowes. Open your eyes, shadows try to hide, no place for them to bide like.
Well kiss you grew for fill what is true? Lunging from your fears, trt escape the fears. Truth will hunch. You down tall, punch your criminal truth, say guys, exposing the truth, truth, Saint Joys coming for you.
I'm com by the lowes. Open your eyes, so I want to open now. Something can't disabout echoes through the horse, classing. All your wos.
Tru say, guys exposing the truth. So say, guys coming for you. I'm coming the lies. Open your eyes, you
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Dark Side Phil is begging and again, Why the hell am I his friend? Dark Side Phil is begging again? Why the hell am I his friend? And try to take him far but he's just a falling star.
Try to take him far but he's just a falling star. Is such sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's the sad, sad story of dark Side film.
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When will his begging ever? And dark Side Phil is begging again? When will his begging ever? And try to take him farnger but he's just a falling star.
Tried didn't take him farmer, but he's just stuff falling star. It's such a sad, sad story. He lost all of his glory. It's the sad side story of dark Side Film.
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Begging on my birthday? Why do I haven't try begging on my birthday? Scamming dance with no lives? Begging on my birthday?
This is what gone to begging like a crackhead. It's all that I can do. Crying on my birthday. There's the tract is no why crying on my birthday.
I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. There's detractor is no why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to survive. Begging on my birthday.
Nothing better to do? Begging on my birthday. I've got nothing, nothing new. Begging on my birthday pathetic gets true.
Begging on my birthday. It's all I can do. Righting on my birthday. The detract is no, why crying on my birthday.
I'm begging to get bye crying on my birthday. The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to survive righting on my birthday. The detractor is no, why.
Crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get. By crying on my birthday. The detractors no crying on my birthday.
I'm burgging to survive. Sure days. I'm gay. I gay, I'm gay, What're totally gay?
My wife is an angel. My wife is my saving grace. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy. Yeahm and not of course of being emotional.
But did you see how angry I watch before I met cap. You saw how angry I was, right. Mum, hum yeah, h h h uh huh yeah, h. H h.
H h h h h h. I am. That is the reason why I'm not angry anymore. I'm happy.
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How do you watch him? Wight watch him? And why talk. Side fails maggy today?
He hun said, so you must pay. He talks riddle, He's spending tonight, he moved, He chucked josh us up right. A live talk lie just stop right. Greetings and salutations, friends, and we are back for another roast of my favorite begging pig on the internet.
You would think it's his birthday, he could take a day off of the begging, but no, he used his birthday as an excuse to scam his dents. And what do I mean by that? Well, he said for every hundred dollars of support, I'll do a shot, and then he gathered over two thousand dollars, but he didn't do twenty shots, so basically he scammed his own audience. Congratulations, dark Side Phil, you are a consumer fraud scammer and that's the only thing I could think of.
It's consumer fraud if I tell you for every hundred dollars of support. I'll take a bite of the sandwich that I have here, and then I don't take a byte for every hundred dollars, Then that means I scammed you. So what Phil essentially did is tell his entire audience, well, if you for every hundred dollars, I'll do a shot, but that he starts weaseling out of the shots and he doesn't even do the twenty shots. And you know, and just to be clear, I certainly wouldn't want somebody to end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
But the reason that people are contributing because they want to see him drunk as shit. So many people wasted their one hundred dollars. I was short on time today. I was gonna go to the liquor store and get something to take shots with.
Don't have any alcoholic beverages even out of year. It's rough, so I won't be doing that tonight. But come on, if you're gonna say I'll take a shot for every hundred dollars, then you'd take the shot, or at the point at which you know, ten twelve shots in maybe and you say I can't drink anymore, then you change that you change it and say I will no longer be taking any shots. I'm sorry, I'm tootor he didn't do that, he took the money and then he didn't do the shots because he's a scumbag.
And then of course there's the drama with PWR going on. For those unaware, this kid PWR has been a big dark Side Field fan for like fifteen or twenty years. He decides to do his own stream, and his stream starts blowing up because then boys are pumping his stream and stroking him, telling him, you know, talking about how talented he is, so people's his stream is blowing up. He's getting more live viewers in Phil.
He's getting more live viewers than me, I think. But God bless him. But then dark Side Phil, jealous prick that he is. Remember this kid has been a fan of dark Side Phil for fifteen or more years.
He gave dark Side Phil his last couple of dollars on a day that dark Side Phil says I really need to support today, and then he didn't have money to eat the next day. Apparently dark Side Phil is threatening to sue him and has banned him from the chat. And also, you can't mention him in the chat, or you get banned. You can't talk about him in dark Side Phil's chat, or you get banned.
So basically, dark Side Phil is a jealous, bitter, angry little bitch. You know, if he was smart, he would take credit for that guy's success and say, well, there's a benefit of watching dark Side Phil. He learned how to be a video game streamer by watching me or something. Didn't do any of that.
Will take a moment to recognize some kind and generous people have a very meager goal tonight of fifty super chats of five or more. They have to be five or more to count towards the goal. But we read everyone review chech Mongolia says DSP tried to butt bang me, but he realized I wasn't PPP and decided to cry on his birthday instead. Yeah, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
You would cry too if it happened to you. I would be crying if I was philled too. So I think what happened and we're going to watch it all tonight. I think what happened is that he got like the drunk cries.
Do you ever get the drunk I can admit, even as a man, I once got so drunk and I was in let's just call it a state of depression and distress, and I got the drunk cries one time. You know, sometimes you just gotta let it out. But thank you review Tech Mongolian, and we have the house is here with one for the goal. It's it's Phil's party.
And he'll cry if he wants to cry, if he wants to cry, if he wants to Yes, that's the first thing I thought. But how pathetic is it that you're taking shots on your birthday? You're begging dents for money. And let's remember that Phil's dents are all like people call them wheelchairs, they're all people on disability.
So right here in the beginning of the month, he's twisting and twisting and twisting their arms begging for money. Do you know that he wanted thirty five hundred dollars for his birthday? Listen, on my birthday, I'll settle for three hundred and fifty bucks. You guys, just letting you know, you know, get those super chats ready.
It's coming up at the end of May. And actually I was gonna bust his balls for even streaming on his birthday. But I'm doing that this year because I have to on my birthday, which is May thirty. First, I'm gonna stream from eight pm till just after midnight, because that will mean that May will be over, and that will mean that all of David Wilcox's predictions for ascension by May twenty twenty five, for open extraterrestrial contact by May twenty five, twenty twenty five, that will all fail.
But I have a specific reason, and we're going to do the big box of Dildo reveal as well. But thank you Sahaus and praise the cash and we have gin u for z with two dollars. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show is much much appreciated. And I have I think the funniest dark side feel older video that you probably haven't seen for the bonus tonight.
If we get and I've got a lot of this material, We've got his birth day crying to go through. Then there's a cope stream. There's him, stuff in his face with tacos. There's him the day after he collects two thousand dollars from his dents, he goes right back to begging and complaining that he has to get back on track and get more donos today, because just because he collected two thousand dollars yesterday doesn't mean he could go light on the retards watching him sending him money the next Day's right back man foot on the gas, crying, begging.
It is crazy. But thank you Ginny for z and we have Mothloves Detracting with too. Steve, you should trademark your laugh. Well, I think my laugh has been sampled so many times.
Someday, when I am old and retired, there will be I will get a collection of all the people who have sampled it. But thank you moth Loves Detracting. And then we have Columbine Ordinall with one for the goal five pounds, first time catching one of your streams. I hope to see you and Casino collaborate more.
Well, me too, And I'm working on this new show that's kick Only. I'm gonna ask those guys to be involved. We'll see what happens, and if they need me as a guest, I'm there. But thank you.
Praise the cash. Artic Ghost XCV is here with five pounds and says for the goal, God bless the goal. Friends, let's hit it tonight. Don't make me beg like DSP.
Look, I'm not above it. If I if crying is gonna get me over two thousand dollars, I'm gonna I will sit here and cry for you people. I'll cry too, and thank you. Call me Astro with two twenty.
Let's hit the goal. Also, DSP is suing. PWR is a LARP. Yeah, he didn't really say he was suing them, but people told this p WR that he was, and hilarity ensued, right because then this PWR got all pissed off and says, well, fuck Phil.
Then we'll fuck Phil all right, so we're gonna Oh there we go. nWo News with two. Careful Steve, don't get snaked by those dudes. Well, you know, I don't listen.
I don't think that they have any reeds. People keep warning me, oh you know they turn on every they're gonna turn on you. Well, they've been very kind to me the whole time I've known them. They have never given any indication that something like that would happen.
And besides that, you got to remember they paid me for some of those guest appearances. But then I paid PPP like more for one show than I, you know, so there's a reciprocal relationship there. I think I gave PPP. I don't, you know.
I don't want to get into finances, but I gave a big chunk of Canadian money for his guest appearance here. They paid me for my guest appearances over there, and you know, it's a mutually beneficial relationship. So I don't think that's gonna happen, but if it does, it would they would be foolish to do that because I've already handed PPP a big bag of money, which was a return on his investment in me, and I'm hoping that I will do some kind of collab with Andy Worski and I'm gonna hand him a big bag of money. Generally, you don't stab people in the back that are gonna have the ability to routinely hand you a big bag of money, right, Luke Vano says, even if they snake you, if you play it right, you can win at the same time as them, unlike Phil.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. In the UFO world, there was this other show host that snaked me one time, and we were collaborating, but I won that one, So you know I can do is play it by ear. I'll always be very kind and respectful to them. I've been nothing but kind and respectful.
I love those guys. If something bad happens, it happens. I but I'm saying right here for the record, I will never, you know, do that to them. You know I don't have any reason to.
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We'll get started here with the roasting festivities, and by popular demand, we won't have to sit through any commercials tonight because I finally did the right and accurate thing to do and good thing to do as a show. I want to give a big shout out to Snort Hogan, who I get these clips from. But I have mirrored them so that we don't have those. You know, I don't have to keep removing the video from the screen share every time there's an AD and skipping it or going by it.
So I've just mirrored them. But please do visit Snort Hogan's YouTube channel and subscribe over there. I love that channel because they got the best clips and I don't have to do it. nWo News says, have you seen your cameo in the new Licero vid?
Yes, and I will. We're going to play that tonight too. Also, as part of a bonus, we've got a new animation from Pigs Are pigs Are Animation, who I think does the best, the best DSP cartoons I've ever seen on the Internet. And we've also got Dark Side Puppet for the bonus material.
So God bless the goal. Let's hit the goal and we'll have some additional fun with that stuff. Never say never in the sector, somebody saying we'll let me tell you something, brother, Ah, yes, all right, can't came for the DSP content, Stave stayed for the Steve content. Glad to hear that.
Yeah, I'm really glad. To hear that people are sticking around. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Let's get this shared, all right, Yeah, we're gonna begin.
We will begin with the dark side. Phil's begging birthday fest. You know. Every once in a while, I say, this guy can't get any scummier, right, like, how could he possibly get any scummier?
Well he did on his birthday. He got even scummier, scamming his own audience out of money and not delivering on what he promised, which is to take a shot every hundred dollars. That means he should have taken twenty shots. Now.
I don't know what his alcohol tolerance is like, but it's probably a little dangerous to take twenty shots. But he should have cut it off and stop taking the money. He should have stopped after ten shots or whatever. But he didn't do that.
Instead, he decided he was just gonna scam his audience, take the money, and not give them anything in return. But that's Phil. We heard PPP before say he takes, he takes, he takes, he takes. He's a taker, he's not a giver.
You know. We have very modest goals. And then I try to be a giver here and give more of my time to the audience in exchange for hitting the goals. Right.
Because we hit the goal, then I'm good for the day. And I always have an extra time. Not Phil, Not Phil. Oh.
I have an honest question, and I'd like an answer. I'm curious, can anyone answer me this? I honestly don't know if anyone can answer me this. Ye people gave him.
I can't even see anymore. I drank so much, I ate so much. I'm so tired. I can't are one of those one o seven.
Now take a shot, bitch, I think we're one O seven. Take a shot. Let's say one of seven. I can't even see it, all right.
So here's my honest question, everybody, as I concluded out, what are you kidding me? Another one hundred dollars? Super chat? Okay, I'm gonna try to stay conscious an.
Industry him alcohol poisoning. Okay, honest question, and I want to answer, and I better get a goddamn answer. What is going on? All right?
Why am I getting so much support recently? What has happened? Because here's here's For many years, I struggled. For many years, I tried my best make content that people cared.
About that. And I did get support. But I struggled regardless, right, I did struggle. And then all of a sudden last year, mm hmmm, I made an active choice to cross over with Quino Casino.
I made the choice, not them, I did. I stuck my foot out. I was the one who activated it. And it worked.
Okay, it worked, and a lot of yours started watching me out of nowhere. It was their viewers. But then I knew it was limited time. I knew when you last, I knew that they were going to try to get me into the realm of drama.
I knew this was coming, so I stopped it. And I knew I was coming at least, which I did. Don't look at my back, look at myself. This is a result on me going outside of my comfort zone this color and try something different and knowing that I was trying to making the devil, thank you, praise the cash call exactly what I did, and then I stepped out of it.
When I fell, that was the time to do it right. And a lot of people give me so much shit during that time period, saying you did the wrong thing, you messed up. Well, he couldn't survive on his own before before getting what I would call a quickening to live for another you know season, I guess from the Keno Boys. He was dying.
Go look at the statistics from before the Keno and after they saved his shitty life. But they're the devil, okay. And I knew. I knew that people were gonna hate me for it, but I tried to like tell people, no, understand, I'm doing the right thing.
And then once I stepped out of it a few weeks ago, I was very nervous. You should be nervous. I thought, no exaggeration, that was it. That was going to go right back to where I was.
That everything that I had done, everything that I built, the whole. Ring. Is it matter that I was going to go back to this month or next month, back content or whatever. I'm waiting for my neighbor that's not bought me a truck for people.
People are still here used to watch up. Yes, as you saw with I'm still trying to see for the record, more stuff. Let's get a super. More stuff coming.
Some stuff this week you missed, smart guys. That reminds no spoilers to do another d SP stream this week and cover that, smart guys. Is he over hyping and gonna under deliver? Or is it going to be somebody like Merce or COG or one of the other like low cow weirdos, Or is it going to be is he gonna have another dent or somebody that nobody knows and he's just hyping it?
Smart guys this week. This is. Something that I never would have done before. But it's time.
We're trying new stuff, right, not my smart guys this week, my third and final guest co host before WrestleMania, right and more. All Right, But I don't get it because I don't feel like I've really changed down here. I do feel like I gave it a shot, and I know that people liked the drama, Phil into it. Yeah, oh you snaked the casino or they think you kids.
I don't get it. I don't understand this level of support that I'm getting. It has now been four straight months and I. Wrestling.
I would just grew. I wasn't even doing anything with the casino. Smart guys, he needs money, he's fun. So now he actually is blowing my mind.
Like I don't know what to say, but thank you, I'm lost, is boggled. Let me. I'm very like when I first started doing work with the Casino, everyone was like, oh, how do you feel about your newfound popularity? And I was like, Wow, this is great, this is amazing, Thank you.
I'm you know, I have to say I had a similar experience. Like everybody told me going on the Casino would change my whole show and change my life, and I wasn't really prepared for the jump, like I like doubled my numbers, you know, because we're in a niche and a niche not only is UFOs and paranormal stuff sort of a niche audience. But then I'm on the skeptical side. So most of those people don't like me, right, but they have they respect me though, because my show has a proven track or of being right about all these scammers.
But yeah, going on the Casino is life changing for somebody, especially multiple guest appearances, so they keep pumping your channel. You know. I got like an extra seven or eight thousand subscribers out of those guest appearances. I was blown away.
It was awesome. We are I'm not with the Casino. I just did a marathon. Look at how much are you just made just for being me?
Yeah, with a total gimmick show. Look how much you just made scamming your audience. You didn't do the shots that you promised people. You just took their money and you scammed them, You dirtball, scumbag grifter.
I don't get it, don't I don't get it. I do you like me? Do you like they changed? Do you like me?
Do you like me? They like me? They really really like me? Hassled?
It is unbaffled in a good way. I'd rather be confused, because you guys are supporting me, you know, just like last summer I was confused and I'm. Still giving into delivered and re baffled. Why I feel like you're doing the right thing and you guys aren't supporting me.
I'd rather be baffled why you are, because I don't think I've changed. You know, you want to know the truth. Back in the day, thank you, When I started on and I was just a no and I was making content, yelling at a camera at the TV, and it looked like and I was milk and I was making to death. I don't.
You know, like money left? I was like, I don't get it. I don't understand what they like it, so I'm going. To me and I know they wanted it, just you know, it baffles my mind.
Seventeen years ago, a lot of prep, It was a lot of work ten years ago, recognizing that. SR last summer. Today, it's all the same to me. I'm lost, but at the same time, I'm happy.
So thank you to everyone who has supported me for these long seventeen years. The end of this crazy road, it's I don't feel like it's the end. I feel like the end of this crazy road is going to be you finally get there. It's the beginning of me being independent and feeling free and feeling like I can do what I want to do and what I need to do with my life.
And I have no tethers to anyone who tries to pull me away, because you guys, in the last eight months. Another job that you like what I do. I've shown that with that I will do. I will do it as much as I can, upgrading the setup, playing as many games as I can wait.
Whatever you you want, I'll play it on a whim. I don't care enjoy schedule one. I don't give a ship. I'll drop money on a Lego set.
I'll just buy a game on a ways. As a matter, it's all good, it's all good, possible, and you know I couldn't do. That's another thing I try to express that. The reason that Phil begs, it's his audience's fall.
I don't even blame him anymore. If I knew that my audience would just give me two thousand dollars, if I just begged and begged and begged and begged and begged for hours on end, I probably might start begging too, especially if I needed the money like he apparently does. But he spends his money on stupid shit. I guarantee he's going to take that two thousand dollars and put it into that wrestling game and get nothing for it but digital pictures of sweaty Hulcogan and other gay muscle men.
Right, what a waste of money. You know, he could take his wife on vacation. He could, you know, do some remodeling around the house, fix the broken toilet, the broken toilet which he broke himself most likely, you know, pooring What was he doing. He was pouring chicken grease or no bacon grease.
He would pour bacon grease down in toilets and wonder why the toilet you know, stop working? Uh oh, I have that clip here here it is bacon. Grease does not go into toilet, you idiot, don't do it. Well, well, I'm gonna put my age.
Please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't clog up a bike. At least.
At least. It's okay. It looks. Oh yeah, my trash like toilet.
The other thing. Oh, we have to find a blumber now the pip it's the next week's show, the bomber show. I love you. Oh that is gross.
My wife would murder me if I did that, to saying she's a jar girl, you got to put it in a jar. It feels pulling our leg feels full of shiit. No, I always wanted to be able to do this and I couldn't, and it sucked that I didn't have that level of freedom. And now he hasn't had a job at seventeen years.
He plays changed so much games all day, he hasn't had any Allowing. Me to have that level of freedom to was literally best for me, for the audience. And again, I know it just sounds like I'm preaching like it's some kind of a fucking stupid a culture religion. It's not.
I want to make content that doesn't hurt anyone, David, today, did I have a single thing today that hurt anything myself? I drank so much? Right, No, nothing I did today hurt anyone. Today.
I played some games, I built some legos, we hung out, We had some fear Philip, I didn't bully anyone. He didn't bully anybody. No, he audience. I didn't have to crack.
I love the morality play here. I'm morally superior to Kino boys. You scammed your audience. You said you would take a shot for every hundred bucks and.
Then you didn't. So don't get all high and mighty like you're some moral, ethical person more so than anybody else. You just scammed your audience. You do it constantly.
You might say, oh, but people make three thousand dollars in a night easily crapping on people. Yeah, they do, because they hurt others some people. You're not going to make a bank like that unless you are toxic. Okay, I don't believe not.
If you're a content creator who's aspiring to do something with yourself. You're never going to make. It's completely to. Say how the world works.
Listen, toxic. I had a corporate job where I had to interview people for jobs. I hated that because, like, the whole point of the job interview to me was to try to sniff out whether they were partying, drink or drugger people, or whether they'd show up every day because you know, anyway, you know, there's always that part in the interview where you look at the resume and you say, tell me about what you've been doing for the last few years. Is he seriously going to walk into a job interview and say, I've been playing children's video games on YouTube for seventeen years, but I'm ready to work a real job.
Nobody would give him a job. They'd all think that he is a loser or a bum that won't actually work. You know, But thank you very much for the kindness, generosity and the support. Much much appreciated.
Thank you all so far for helping us to praise the cash. Why did I spend the money? So? Why did I spend all that money?
Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money, you have to worry. Thank you, bum side Phil, bum side Phil.
It really does look like him too. He's living in a box by seven to eleven, begging for money so he could get like a game boy. People are dramatic. People are vindictive.
All they want to do is see others burn so they feel better about themselves. But I never wanted to make that content, Geddy. Yeah, he never wanted to make that content. His most popular content is him shitting on review Tech USA.
He never wanted to make that content, but he made it a bunch of times. I and yet here I am sitting here making fun content, relaxing content, and I just got so much support. And scamming your audience. You didn't earn the money because you didn't do what you said you were gonna do.
You know, the only thing I can relate this to is on Locale. But what is the girls show? Like Low Cow Queens or whatever? That girl Becky said for this much in super Chats, I'll eat a can of cat food or I'll eat cat food, And then she didn't do it, and Keemstarr went on the show the next day and made her do it.
Because you can't scam the audience. You can't tell them, oh, I'm going to do this for you know this much in money, and then not do it. That's called scamming your audience. You know, it's a never ending grift.
What's positive about that? Exactly? There's nothing positive here? Oh, I mean it blows my mind.
I don't know. I feel like nothing has changed, but things are better, right, like. Yeah, but at least he is an honest one. He won't let his I think he won't.
I thought, you know, working with Quino Casino and that was it, that was the end of it. But it's the contracts. I've actually grown, actually had increased speawership. My trolls are exponentially increasing my reach.
I know that. Oh, your trolls are don't you understand that your trolls are getting more views than you? Yeah, they get because you get it, you're entertaining. There's nothing wrong, don't you get it?
Positive? They are giving me more than I've ever had before. They are giving me more attention, reach and success than I've ever had before. And I don't have to do anything.
Do you get it? It's like I've said all along, people, the King doesn't have to lift the finger. The king just sits here honestly and does what he loves to do, and everything go was perfectly according to plan. I don't have to lift the fingers.
Oh, it's all according to his plan. Yeah, he calls every. Film, I'm happy, Happy, be day. Your personal growth has made all of this hate invalid, you think so.
I don't know that you have. I don't think there's anything I could ever do that would make hate and valid. The hate that they throw at me is yeah, permanently, scar, It's all part of the fens, I would say, has it not a mean? Am I blind?
Am I stupid? Something has changed? People are here watching, supporting, and again even if my if it's my trolls that are amplifying it, things are much better. A huge It's not like he'll sold out.
He became a hater control, he became a drama queen. I'm still me and I'm doing crazy numbers for. Dy cosmic chess menor absolutely stupid. Thank you by the way, you guys, I'm really tired.
So after I finished out outs, I'm out of here. So last chance. If you wanted to support, this is the time holding out? Why are you holding out.
Why are you guys supported so much? Last chance? I know some people like trying to throw a hill mary last minute. Just do it now because I got to go to sleep.
Not really, I have to clean up upload and spent out my wife and sober up day. So thank you, Oh man, I can't even see anymore. I think we're at that. I don't even know.
I can't even see anymore. How many actual shots did he? Thank you? Beautiful catoking?
No? Really, she cooked an amazing dinner and a delicious dessert. I love it, all right, I said I wouldn't bust on his wife. But I just want to tell you that, like the only thing I hear, the only thing that I can compare this to is my own experience, and like maybe I got maybe I just have a better wife than him.
I don't know, right, And I don't want to get into a pisson contest about whose wife is a better cook. But his wife gave him like store bought pasta sala it looked like, and a frozen turkey burger on paper plates with paper napkins and paper utensils, and well, not for nothing, man, I have kids. Sometimes we use paper plates, but it's usually for some quick meal, you know, like or a lunch or something that's quick, you know, like chicken nuggets and fries for the boys. I give him a paper plate once in a while, but generally, no, you got a dishwasher, dude, at least put it on a real plate.
It's your birthday and you're using like I don't know. So his wife gives him store bought pasta salad it looked like h and a turkey burger. That was his big birthday feast. And I don't know.
On my last birthday, my wife gave me a lobster tail and a big fat te bone steak and shrimp. So maybe I'm spoiled. But my wife would never give me something that's shitty for a birthday dinner. So I guess I'm just very blessed.
And you know, I shouldn't say. Maybe that's all they can afford. I don't know. Maybe that's all they had around.
I don't know, but for a birthday dinner, a turkey burger and pasta salad. I guess it is the thought that counts. Though. At least she made him something.
I love everything she cooked today. I hope that she knows that and I hope that she will. Yeah, maybe before this he was bitching that she's making stuff she's never made before. So if it wasn't good, he might have to door dash anyway, because he's not going to eat slop for his birthday.
That's basically what he said. I'm paraphrasing, but that's the. Gist of it. Someday I understand how good of a cook she is and try for that.
I don't know if she ever will, but I hope she does. Okay, Oh my god. Yeah, burping and snorting through the whole stream. Kudo with a five dollars super chat.
People are noticing a lot of the hate and mocker you get is unwarranted. He made mistakes, but you've owned up to them and people respect that. When did he own up to the mistakes? When did he own up to scamming his audience for the tax money and then coming back and scamming his audience for more money because his income went up and then he had to pay income tax on the extra two thousand dollars they gave him.
When did he own up to scamming his audience for two thousand dollars to see a fucking cat? I don't know. That's kind of a meme. It's kind of a meme from last summer.
Is it not? Like that was the mean when I reacted to the June the King documentary. I don't actually know if if that's truth till now. Like, honestly, I don't even know what people would hate me for now, for being a scumback beside the audience, I'm not exactly sure what I do.
I'm joking about. Did I think I was gonna make thirty five hundred dollars today? No? But you I think I was even to make three thousand.
No? Did I think I was actually gonna tap my last dream? No? And I did.
I didn't think that. I was just joking, you know, I'm not. I'm not being I already have with you so. He could felt the casino and make more money than he ever did doing drama.
That's what he said at the beginning of the show. There's a DSP snort compilation and it sounds like old chainsaw that won't startg I have to find that. I bet Cat didn't wish Phil a happy birthday until he reminded her, Yeah, it's my birthday, bitch. You was not joking.
No, he really wanted that thirty five hundred bucks. He wanted that thirty five hundred bucks. Look at this guy dancing around. It is an audience or morons.
Who gives this guy two thousand dollars to do shots and not even do the shots right? Who gives Who in the hell would give him two thousand dollars. I don't get it. You're not lying about what was pre made.
Nothing wrong with pre made. Just to blatant lies, he's telling, Oh, yeah, my wife cooked for me. She took it out of a supermarket container. That's not cooking, Phil, but he wanted to.
You know, you got to remember that his audience are mostly like loser in cells that don't get me a woman, So he has to like, look, I have a wife and she's cooking me dinner. Lethal. I don't know what the hell is going on with you? Why are you gifting so much at the last minute?
I have no idea and I'm not taking any more shots. I'm done. I can't drink anymore. There's too much.
But we are at how much the most success stream I've ever done, besides the streaming that I did with Keinu Casino and ages ago. The stream that I did, we had over two thousand dollars right and I said to this is if we hit three thousand five, I would shave. I don't know if anyone is here for that. That was hours ago.
Now is the time, the last chance, because I got to get the funnel. Out of them. I'm tired. I will do it right now here.
He is still trying to get to this, and this would be the most momentous epic stream I've ever done, the most support ever gotten. It's at two thousand dollars and he's asking for fifteen hundred more to shave his mustache. He got two thousand dollars. The greed knows no end with this guy.
I don't believe that I've ever got Oh, no way, I'm lying. I have gotten two thousand in one stream. Gross for sure, But I just can't imagine being up to two thousand dollars in support and then going back to the audience and asking them to almost double it, because two thousands not enough. Ever in the history of DSP gaming, in the history of Dark Side Phil, this will be the most successful stream I've ever done.
If your gift, you losers, will just give me another fifteen hundred. Dollars, I think one hundred dollars. Freaking super jats out of nowhere. We had it to me Ken gifting one hundred sub bombs on kick.
Yeah, that was funny. Now will be the time if we don't hit it tonight. The one guy was trying to gift kick subs, but his credit card wasn't working, so Phil was like trying desperately to get him to do smaller ones. Don't do the hundred, you know, do fifty and see if that goes through.
And the guy did, and then do another fifty and see if that goes through. Like he was doing anything he could to get those hundred gifted subs, and that was five hundred of his two thousand dollars. Goal one dent, one moron. Give some shout outs over on Kick to our kick viewers.
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So I see it. Gifted five subs by Jared of the Dead. Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, and thank you for this big support. Twenty five bucks is twenty five bucks.
Friends will take it. Thank you Jared of the Dead, today's MVP of gifting Kick subs so far. Thank you very much for those that are aware, I basically get an extra paycheck in the month thanks to Kick dot com. Loving it so far.
Thank you all on kick dot com for the support. Cash money bitches, cash money. A cash money bitches. Yes, and I will call out anybody on kick dot com who becomes a subscriber or gifts a subscriber.
I will shout those out. And we read every single super chat checking in with the goal. We're at eight of fifty. We're clipping along at a good pace, but let's get some support so we get to the bonus content.
I have some of the best bonus content that we've ever had on the pig Roast here tonight. Let's get some support. Let's get some subs, some PayPal plate. I'll do the I'll do the dark Side, pill beggar sampler.
Let's get a PayPal pledge. Let's get a kicksubscriber. Let's get some gifted kick subs. Let's get some gifted YouTube memberships.
Let's get some super chat, some superstickers, and somebody buy me a coffee. I'm not asking for it. We need to get momentum, friends, and then it'll be all downhill. Right, I'm just saying, I don't know what the hell's going on.
I was ready to go, I was saying goodnight, and all of a sudden, here we go again with this nonsense. Right, He's complaining that he's getting ready to go and people are still gifting one hundred dollars super chats. He's complaining that people are the guy's never happy. You want the money that sit there and entertain your audience while they're shoving money into your wallet, U asshole.
Were what eighteen hundred dollars of crazy support? What is happening. I don't know, but now would be the time to hit it if we're ever going to hit it. The time If not, I want to never mention it again.
I was joking earlier, and now what is going on? I don't understand. He's still thinks, he still thinks, and then all of. A sudden, boom, we had one thousand dollars.
The next day. I was like, what what is happening? You moron? And you're generous if we're.
Going to ever do it, because how's you the two dollars hit? It's funny to review tech. Shout out to your wife. I don't think she has enough credit for helping you behind the scenes.
She does send him super chats to felt in controls. You're absolutely right on that regard. She's a keeper. Oh God continues to bless her me too.
Somebody look, well, happy birthday. Don't die. You die more money than you. I need that money.
My wife need money. My wife. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy. He's gonna start crying.
Here is the crying. He's so happy. You don't look happy, of course, I'm getting emotional. By Oh my wife is so awesome.
Did you see how anything if. You give money to he's crying, it's terrible. Hanks. Saber e X, hearing the call of the goal, says, praise the freaking goal.
Yes, friends, praise the cash. Oh, you gotta go off camera because he was crying. You gotta go off camera. Go off camera and cry, Piggy, go off camera and cry, you pig and thank you.
How saber ex praise. The cast the chess without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here.
I have no money right now. I'm not angry anymore. It's not angry anymore. He yells at his audience all the time.
Happy cry, He's still crying. Cry, Piggy, Cry, cry, pig cry. Was another life. Oh everything is that I met her has been the best life.
Wow. And I wish that for all of you. He wishes all of us. Like that's why I think that so many people out there or someone are in pain.
And he all had a wife and. Think it's okay to step on others. I gotta step on others to get ahead. I gotta orders to get ahead because you're not happy.
Oh, bullshitusy, I'm very happy. I heard Andy Worski last night said about this situation. No, I'm happiest when I'm making fun of people. So there you go.
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Let's get some super chats and uh get to that goal. We're almost uh well, where are we at for the goal? We're at nine of fifty forty one to go. Who will hear the call of the goal and help us to praise the cash which is remember every dollar you send me will make Dark Side Phil cry one tier and we are so enjoying his crying right now that you know we want to make him cry more so, thank you Ricky Picture for your kindness, your generosity, and your support as well.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. He's got a dangerously low bank account. I'm just trying to get mine to be dangerously high.
I don't know what amount that is. But let's get to the goal. Friends, God blessed the goal. Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Hallelujah. I am feeling it. I am feeling the praise of the cash and the generosity. People from all over the world are gonna throw money in my hat and help me to praise the cash.
Praise the cash, all of loujah. Friends, if you. Were happy, you wouldn't want to crush others. You would need to crush others because you would be okay.
There's so many people. Some people deserve to get felted or crushed, though, Phil, you're one of. Them out there who are hurting and no one gets it. Once you get it, you don't need to do that.
An he's such a moral person. The dude lied about his wife having cancer to get out of working. He lied about his parents being ready to die and grifted his audience, like I got. A good plane ticket, I might have to visit my family.
My mom and dad are dying. Can please give me some money, guys? And then he doesn't even visit him. Right, you don't need to be upset about because.
They weren't dying. His wife didn't have cancer. Idiot who says something about you, every little moron who pokeed at you. You know, you don't need to hyper focus on the negative.
You can just be positive about the good things in your life. If I was married and people don't get grave as well, yeah. They don't because they don't have that, And I feel bad, But I can't make you understand that until you have it. That's true.
But I wish that all of you. Yeah, he's good, crying some more. Because my life is so much better because my wife. It doesn't sound like your life is better right now, you're feel bad, don't have that.
It's my party and cry and they just stand there and they're so upset about everything to every little fucking thing. Who cares? Who cares that Ethan Ralph lives in a shack in Mexico? Who cares.
Doesn't have about toilet that flushes? Who cares? Who cares about that doesn't have a toilet that ship? Who cares about that?
Come on, somebody shitting in a bucket doesn't have a toilet. That's funny. Now, of course, at my cabin we have what's called a composting toilet, which just is just a slightly more advanced form of shitting in a bucket. Really, but you know, it's an off grid cabin.
What are you gonna do. We don't have fifty thousand dollars for a sewage system and fifteen thousand dollars for a water well, so we do what we gotta do. This guy that said this or this guy that said that? Who cares about this guy that makes crap content?
Who gives a fuck about any of it? Why would you care? Don't you have something better to do? Don't you have something you actually like?
Yeah? What if I like? What if I like, you know, busting losers balls on the internet? What if that's my passion in life?
Phil? What if I like it? You know you don't like that. I love busting scammers.
That's kind of my passion play thing. So why would that be what you're doing with your life? I don't get it. I don't understand it.
You don't have to understand. You don't have to like what I'm saying. You have to say I get it. Why would I focus on that?
What is my? What is wrong with me? What's wrong with you? Phil?
He doesn't understand. I'm happy now and I don't need to anymore. Playing video games, and I don't have to. Listen to any of this nonsense from the drama sector, whatever it's called.
I can just be me today. I played games. I ate. Amount of money.
Party. Yeah, what a loser. I'd be retarded to be sad. Just happened today.
You know what's funny is he just collected two thousand dollar. But before that he was begging for money so that he could get a switch to. I don't know what the MSRP, but I think it's like five hundred bucks for a switch to four or five hundred bucks. I know because my eight year old is asking for it, and I haven't made a decision.
Well, actually I think I've made the decision that he's eight the switch one is fine for him. You know, he doesn't need the switch to already. He just got a switch one last year, I think, or a year before that. So but My point is that Phil just got two thousand dollars.
I guarantee you he won't buy the switch to with that two thousand dollars. He'll put that in that wrestling video game like a loser, and then he'll go back to his audience and demand the four or five hundred to buy a switch to so that he could play it on stream. Just the greed knows no bounds. Call me astro.
Don't wish for me to be in a loveless marriage with fat cat for a wife. Phil, don't put that curse on me. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think that, uh, there's something really weird going on there with his wife. You know, like she was thin as my wife when she moved in with him, and you know, and I know, like people say, you know that engagement ring, it's it's an inflate.
But I know so many guys that their why their girlfriend, significant others whatever blew up once they got engaged or married. So I guess it's common. You know. I don't know, but my wife weighs the same today as she did when I met her, and that's after two kids.
So God blessed the thin hot wife. That's all I could say. You know, like, oh, let me now go crap on some people. No, I'm not going to do that.
I don't need to. Some people deserve to be crapped on, and he's fine crapping all his enemies. Right, got to get out of here, let's see, But I'll stay if you throw more the five dollars super chat. Thank you, Jalen.
I think I called that out, but I don't know if I did. He's gotten at this point. I can barely. I can't.
He can't even keep track of all the money. Thank you, Jalen. Some people like to be crapped though, I mean cool the fire give itself, thank you, Mark. Yeah, dark sight Phil is so virtuous, right, he's he's he's mad because he sucks at crapping on people.
Yeah, he can't even do it good. He doesn't have good insults, he doesn't have. Twenty dollars chat. That was beautiful.
We're all looking for that, a lot of people. The best factor. I don't know if that's true, but I've heard that from many, many different people. Don't understand when you get that big, you don't care about nothing else matters.
It's stupid. Re it two dollars twenty dollars super chat, oh to twenty you really got If only he could have gifted forty four subs on Kick tonight to felt me for the exact two twenty contribution, that would have really gotten to me, like it would have got me down to my core. If only someone right now could give forty four subs over on kick Man, I don't know how it could ever recover from the two hundred and twenty dollars contribution, because man, doctor likes really got me. Fucking idiot.
Yeah, he's so happy, he's cursing audience member members. N I can't even see where we are contributions to update this. Yeah, he makes his wife work minimum wage retail. Why does he have to work minimum wage retail if he's making six figures?
Yeah, she did on on her Yeah I heard that she cheated on her boyfriend. Nineteen hundred and one dollars. Do you imagine being a woman forty nine dollars away from another freaking goal? Thinking Phil is an upgrade?
I stay all night, we'll keep going. Can you think Phil is an upgrade? Because I gotta go. It's nine o'clock.
I'm tired. Give me the goal praise. Like I said, if ever you were going to contribute the time support, I would shave it thirty five hundred all right, I have no money? Well, why would you give that man money?
Three thousand dollars, He'll shave it three thousand. Now, still trying to I'm still trying. A dark Syde film. Give me the thousand, three thousand dollars shave I swear I'll shave it only three thousand dollars tonight.
All you gotta do is open your wallets and get me to three thousand Dollars'll. Shave my pubes for a thousand. That's discount. That's discount.
You're asking for three thousand dollars just to save your mustache. It's gonna grow back in a week, dude, because you have a thin, straggly mustache because you're low tee. You're not manly enough to have a real beard and mustache. Right, I'll save my pubes for a thousand.
I think that's a good goal. It sucks to be Phil, says Adam Wolford, and thank you one for the goal. Big support from Adam Wafford tonight. It sucks to be Phil.
I just failed out that I'm gonna have another kid. Been married for thirteen years and with three kids. Me and my wife are happy. Well, congratulations and God bless you, and God bless your coming child.
Now, did you think you were done with the raising of the kids? Almost right, because your kid's probably getting a little older now, right, a little more independent. Now you're gonna have a baby. God bless you.
I miss babies. Sometimes I like babies because they stay, you put him, you know, But once they start walking and talking, that's when the trouble starts climbing out of it. Both my kids were Houdini's with that playpen too. They would get out, you know.
God bless you. Adam Wolford. Did I give you? I think I get I don't remember.
If I did. We'll do another one. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Well, I've got money now thanks to kind and generous people like Chill Station and Adam Wofford, and we've got Arctic Ghost XCV three thousand dollars to shave that pathetic excuse of a beard. It's not even a beard, he said, it's a van Dijk whatever that is. Yeah, I don't know, but thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. It is much much appreciated.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man Ah, the dollars signs are too powerful. Well, let's hear him beg again. He's bottars of support tonight.
He wants to get an ex for thousand. Talk about greed. I couldn't even imagine getting two thousand dollars in support and then going, you know what, I'm going to ask for another thousand, because if they gave me the two, then maybe they'll give me another thousand. They already gave me two thousand.
Maybe they'll give me another thousand. If I just cringely keep asking. For it, I'm shaving five hundred dollars ride off the top. It's like crazy Eddy.
The prices are insane, only three k instead of thirty ghosts. I will go shave right now. So all I need, I'm not kidding, eleven hundred dollars support right now, A tip, a super chat or subs, and I will go shave right I couldn't. Imagine begging for any money in my life period.
Well, being a viewer supported show, I can't say that I can't. All right, last shout out here of the night, because I'm tired, just got a dire he is probably crying. He's not crying. PPP will get tat out And so tomorrow, thanks for this, be happy tomorrow and night on the show, the same tired ship as always.
Oh look at how desperate Darkseidesville was when desperate? Right, desperate? You were desperate when. All I did was have fun today and I made nineteen and three dollars.
I didn't have to hurt anyone except to do that research for the show. I just had to do no research. Yeah, you know, he just said you do that every night. No lie, he said, I am fucking lazy.
I didn't hurt anybody. Oh and I also didn't do any research for my show. In other words, he's proud of the fact that he's a lazy slob that just got handed two thousand dollars and all he prepared was some liquor to take shots from and his wife made him a shitty birthday dinner. Right.
Yes, he hurt his dents and he contributed zero value to them. Right, I don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. You dents gave me two grand. It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous, and you know, not for nothing. But I've done shows that required a month, a full on month of working at night doing research to do one two hour show, and I got fifty bucks. But I was happy for the fifty bucks. You know, some people actually prep and prepare their shows.
I didn't hurt anyone except the disabled audience that will starve themselves because you conned them into believing that you're that hard up from money. Pew are as King, says mother Freya. Well, I don't know about that artificially inflated, but yeah, I felt a little pity for Phil when Pete bullied him into dancing and doing one half push up, and Phil, being as autistic as he is, did not pick up on it at all, yet detractors did. Yeah.
Yeah, at least I'm grateful. Absolutely. I have an attitude of gratitude and if anybody ever didn't notice, I try to end every show thanking the supporters. I say thank you, Patreon supporters, thank you, YouTube channel members, you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people, people buying me a coffee.
Like every show, I end every show with an attitude of gratitude and thanking the audience for their support. I've never almost never hurt him. Thank people. He got two grand and he didn't even do the shots.
And he's complaining that people are sending him money late and holding out on him, cause you know that's not their money, that's his money. They're just holding it. Like twice that every night. So that's why they take, you know, four vacations a year.
That's why they only work three times a week. You know that's like if you're a toxic jerk, and you heard others, you make more money than those who just make possible. Well, he's so pissed off that they only have to work three days a week and they make twice or three times as much money as him, and they only work three days a week, and yeah, four vacations a year. Could they earn it?
Who doesn't want to go on vacation four times a year? Who doesn't want to do that? Phil, you loser? He's I think Triple P called it his hug box.
He doesn't go on vacation because he doesn't want to leave his hug box of a house where everything is safe and you know, his delusional fairy tale world. He doesn't want to leave it. Agent forty seven with two dollars. Will you ever review low cal Cyrics, Chance Wilkin.
I mean maybe I'll look into it. I'll put it on my list of things to look into. I'm not very familiar. I've heard I've heard of him and a little bit I've seen a little bit of clips or whatever, but not not very familiar.
But I'll check it out. No Pwrshad Steve. He's the next Poodie Pie, but without the racism. I hurt people every day for free.
Steve can only afford one new car. Open your wallets, pay pigs. What's he supposed to do with just a dollar? Yeah, let's get some support.
I am buying a truck, and the money that I got for the truck all came from covering dark Side pill So God bless this piggy. But I'm doing something good with the money. You know. I have this cabin and a lot of times in the winter I can't go because I worry so much about getting from the main road to my cabin.
It's just a dirt road, and you know it gets plowed, but sometimes it's so icy. And I went in a ditch once with my normal car on the side of the road. I slid off the road into a ditch. So I did something good with the money.
And I'm investing in a four wheel drive truck which will allow me to go to the cabin whenever I want and not have to worry like about not making it in there or whatever. Chill Station seven with one for the goal says, he's ungrateful. Yeah. Absolutely, he is the least grateful person that I've ever seen as a streamer.
You know, he just doesn't He thinks that this he's entitled, like this is his money and people should just give. It to him. Well, let's face it, all so money. Talked, money does talk, and thank you Chill Station seven for having your money talk to me.
Love it. Let's get some more support. I'll check him with the goal. Where are we at here?
What is going on? We're at fifteen to fifty. We're at a good pace. I've got plenty of material to cover.
This is just the first video we're going over, lots more to come, so I think we're at a good pace to hit it. But let's get to twenty five because, like dark Side Phil says, if you get to half the goal, it's all downhill. From there. I guess he means that's easier, but Phil really is going downhill.
A bit of content, okay, snort. It's just true goes to Jay. Thing you've or forty six months as a memories this happy birthday unk. Thank you.
I'm not your uncle, but thank you goes to Jay. And that looks like our final contribution of the night. That guy's been giving him money for forty six months and that's the best he can do. I don't know.
When I see those messages pop up, I thank them for their ongoing and continued support, thanks for being a longtime show support or something something something he barely thanked. The guy will be a dollar in one. He's bitter when he has to read those messages because that's not new money towards the goal. That's old money.
Tip. The hottest woven in college wants an unbanned because they bad mouthed Jesus. Oh my god, seriously, my last contribution is going to be someone begging to be unbanned because they bad mouthed Jesus. Oh boy, what a loser?
Please know, for God's sake, whoa whoa. Hold on a second, no, we have to stop this here. I was just checking in with the live with the kickchat and look at this, Look at this. All right, we've called Aljabrati of the Dead, who gifted five subs.
We've got chor gun storm Hammer gifted five subs, five subs. Thank you, chor gun scorm Hammer for your kindness, your generosity and support. We've got Sardonic Jerk gifted five subs. Big support from Sardonic Jerk over in the kick chat and chore gun scorm Hammer.
And big support from Sardonic Jerk who also became a subscriber on kick. Big support. Yeah, let's get some subs on kick. Let's get some subs.
Friends, Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, thank you for the support. Let's go friends, without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now.
Well before Tonight's dream I had no money. But uh, thanks so much for the kindness, generosity and support of all you super chatters and you Kick viewers, sar Donic Jerk, chor Gon scorm Hammer, Jared of the Dead. Here. Well we'll thanks some other people.
Pig Riser, Boba one four eight nine, Chester's in Vallot Scuba, Steve, Jake Raz, Clydesdale, Winter Soldier, Clydesdale again, Jake Raz, Blood Wolf two A two, Acid Roach knows Goblin one two three, chor Gon again, Acid Roach again, Winter Soldier again, Devoured Eagle, Winner Soldier again, Clydesdale, Mew twoks v Real Midnight Streams knows Goblin one two three, Clydesdale knows Goblin one two three again. Can't sin bunker Buster for you, Clydesdale and can't sin just some people who have recently contributed over on kick dot com. Love it, Love the support. Thank you kick dot com viewers.
Let's go. Let's get some more super chats and hit this goal. Friends. Oh, I see another one.
We got another one. Another kind and generous soul has heard the call of the goal. Caveteeth is here. Do you plan on felting RTU on streams next?
I'm seriously considering it. I am seriously considering it. Truth Secret cave Teeth. I just have to figure out, you know, like we could weave Darkseide Phil into the Truth Seeker sort of theme, like this is the truth about Darkside Phil.
So I have to figure out how to weave it in there cave teeth. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support much much appreciated. Uh yeah, the dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, haha.
They are too powerful for cave teeth. And we have zamolas with two ah yes, playing with Minecraft toys at forty three. I know, right, what a loser. Why did I spend the money?
So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. Ha ha uh. Farst Face with one for the goal says, what's up, Principal Cambion. Yeah, that was awesome.
I gotta say I've been cartoonized multiple times since covering Dark Side Phil. And you know what's really fun is that my son I showed him me and the cartoons, my eight year old, and he's like, wow, you're a pretty famous dad, And I just cracked up. He was like, wow, you're pretty famous, dad. People were making cartoons about you on the internet, very very kind of all of you.
Thank you all. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, all right, let's continue with the filtoning. How about this the hottest woman in college.
No, I don't unban you because I'm tired of it and you're annoying. I had enough of your your your bullshit. You're so annoying. That's another thing.
He just leaves people banned. I don't know. I've only had to ban a few people in the whole history of a show because we have a free speech zone here. But occasionally somebody will do something really stupid and get banned or hidden.
But if they anybody who's ever emailed me and sincerely apologized, I just unb ban him. One guy told me, I'm so sorry. I drank like fourteen beers and then I dropped some nd bombs in your live chat. I don't mean to do it or what you know.
Okay, all right, well, look, don't do it again. He won't even unban somebody. You know, it's just ridiculous how many people he bans. And I get it.
He's got on a troll, so I guess he's got to ban all the trolls. But Jesus, all right, guys, I guess nineteen hundred and forty dollars to support is 'tenough. I'm gonna call it an you think. Enough?
Nicholas just did a five dollars super chat. Oh my god, guys have gotta get out of here. I mean it now. Oh he really means it, he really really does.
I gotta get out of here pretty soon. Film nothing but. How much twenty dollars? Twenty dollars I have to leave?
Twenty dollars? Yeah, only I noticed is I love you? If you'll get some water, I have water. The other thing is is like this guy's just stupid.
He's like, oh, I have to leave. You're the one that always wants money. If people are actually throwing money at you, you don't cut off the stream, you loser. You keep going until you milk every dollar out of those dents and those paid pigs.
Not that I do that. It's right here. Not this. This is This is moonshine.
This is water. I swear I'm drinking water. I wonder how much you would have to get to drink the whole jar. I would pay to see that.
I probably would. Good lord, Okay, a twenty dollars tip from only Ice infinite power snort. Oh my god, snort, power snort. Are we I don't even know what this number?
Subs kidding? Just the subs, drop the subs, not the N bombs. Please, no F bombs. One part of a good stream is a sense of urgency.
I mean, it's still technically my birthday. But don't you want me to go? Don't you want me to go and upload the content and go relax? This's good time with my wife.
I mean, if you keep contributing, I can't leave. If you keep contributing, I can't people to stay and shout out to don't you understand how? Yeah, we're at nineteen hundred and twenty nine dollars sport. We are twenty away.
From any other girl mother. If you keep contributing, I can't leave. Do you get it? So?
I hope that you'll just let me leave that all right word, because I'm going to shut off. This has been too long. There's no shots on that of this, and we want to won't drink anymore. I'll be sick, I'll get sick.
I can't drink anymore. Do you understand? I'm deleting that? All right?
All we can do is hang out. But leaving such a fact that his job, and yeah, collect takes so very mure. I just received a tip. Let's see, I received.
One March was insane. I know, somebody trying to make it. All right, the troll all right on here nice, thank you so very muchas you've been in a amazing street. I mean, come on, it's an amazing you've been an amazing audience.
What is going on, Lance Katamaran? What is this Phil Cleek's disability? Yeah, we know that for a fact. We know for thank you for a five dollar super chat.
Let me shout this out first, thank you Gabriel killing me? Yeah? Oh, I can't leave until the money drives up. In nineteen thirty four, so we have twenty six dollars to support to get another goal?
Did this did Lance Katamaran actually gift or is this not counting? No, it's not counting. Well here, he's got to go the tech support so that they can he can figure out his moron that don't know how to subscribe or whatever, so he could get to that money that they're trying to give him. Old masters, we might as well hit the last goal.
Well, we have to hit thirty five hundred. We get thirty five hundred, I was gonna shave my beer, but we're not going to hit it now. There's no way someone would have to give like a thousand dollars. It's not gonna happen.
Lance Catamaran did give five subs on. Kick, same old, same old, right, five more subs. Oh my god, give me money, gets money. You're killing me, guys.
I have to go. Oh, I'm having acid reflux. If you can't tell I'm actually having acid reflux from the amount of liquid that I drank today, that's not good. I'll probably go take some medicine anyway, Only.
Twenty blocks, don't waste my time. Yeah, twenty one hundred, which means ladies and gentlemen. I need that money. I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money. Yeah. So he hits another goal and that he doesn't do the shot.
He just scammed his audience. You said for everye hundred dollars of support, you'll do a shot. So now you're just collecting their money and giving them nothing. But this.
This is the golf we felt it trolled. Hit the goal up? What a loser? Yeah, where's Steve's thirty five hundred?
He's streaming sober? Good point. Unofficial Channa Fox News. I could use thirty five, but I'll settle for my meager goal.
We're we're heading there. The coffers. I've been filled. The taxes had sixteen fifty the goal.
Let's get some support. Ten goals today? Do we have more than ten? We have more than ten goals today?
He does today. Yeah, this is the most successful birthday I've ever had. Hey, it's step today without your money to me? The second.
I never had. Philm throw money at yes. Okay, and thank you for throwing money at me. Chad Wellington with one for the goal.
What's going on? We're at seventy five birthday? The five dollars he felt it. The haters again, okay, were eight more dollars?
Hold on. I love how he counts the money live. What is happening. I don't count it so like I don't know.
I let YouTube count it. I look at it the next company. I can't even see I seriously, because I drank you much. I can't see the week.
I look at it. The leader word to act, the school pass, to lose, to actually see like where we are, I can't see it. Okay, we're in nineteen fifty nine. And we have another.
Yeah, we're going to share that tonight. Nineteen sixty nine. Thank you, Isaac, Isaac, I was so happy to be. Either just gifted five selps.
I'm Princeville another twenty five. So that's another eighty ninety four either three through five get to five subs. I'm not kidding. Can on tip side?
Yes? Are you the five? It's x c V hearing the call the goal saying God. Is your goal?
Absolutely, we can't die if I don't hit that goal with people, I'm leaving the goal. I can't thank you x c V. Praise the cash, praise cash and let's face it, moneys there, I can almost leave talk this tip. I can leave if nothing else comes in.
So I received another five dollar. Tips m VP of super Chats tonight. This tip is from you can't leave the beer shaving goal for the goal laughing out not going to happen. It's another fifteen hundred dollars and I have to leave.
There's no way the beard shaving goal is happening. But thank you for that. What are we at now? Oh?
Yeah? He used to say he won't convert currencies. Yes he does. Two thousand and four dollars and I.
Have to really need that money. I really really do I need that money, so. Thank you everyone. I mean is dangerously except for the one where I got two thousand dollars just dangerously seven years ago, which I don't let me dangerous.
Thank you guys. I gotta go, really, I have to go. We're not going to Uh what do you mean. He's so greedy he uses a curac.
Oh your fifty kekstan money is only two dollars, so I won't count it. That's true. I did say three thousand, I would shaved. Okay, we had three thousand, I will shave.
I had I had one to go. Right when my show started, I knew nothing about like four in money, and somebody sent me like five hundred Mexican pesos and I like freaked out. I thought it was five hundred bucks. But I still thank them for the five hundred Mexican Who cares if it's only two dollars, it's two dollars in your pocket.
Thank that person you dumped dickhead, like what an asshole? Thank you, Isaac, Isaac and arts duke instinct is here and that's how you know it is now a party stand up be counted. God bless the goal, he says with a big and fat twenty dollars super chat. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show much much appreciated.
Arch Duke instinct always throwing me at twenty. I'm always happy when I see Archduke Instinct in the chat. I'm like, ah, he's probably got twenty dollars for me and yo. In this economy, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
So thank you, arch Duke instinct. Very kind and generous and supportive of you. God bless you, Archduke instig The. Dollar side's too powerful for a lot of people.
To all of you supporting, God bless all of you. Chad Wellington. What is this goal you speak of? Well, thank you Chad Wellington for the two dollars.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Yeah? Why would you give this man money?
Over here? Why would you give this guy money? I don't get it. I just I can't believe that he collected two thousand dollars.
When he started the stream asking for thirty five hundred dollars, I was like, this guy's fuck, what is he smoking? What is dark side phil smoking because I want some of that. And I didn't think he would even crack a thousand. I really didn't, so, you know, and that's the reason he bangs, because it works.
His debts are such morons. But I have to go right now, so we're not going to hit three thousand. I really have to go, all right, all right, guys, thank you. He's been saying he's got to go for fifteen minutes, but you know, the moneys keep coming in, so he's going to complain while collecting the money.
So much, this has been an amazing birthday stream. I can't even talk anymore. I'm so tired. My back is broken, my guts are destroyed.
I drank too much. I'm tired as hell. Yeah, and that's another thing. I don't know what kind of an alcoholic he is, but a dumb one, I guess, because you don't do like you don't do shots of all different kinds of liquor.
That's not really good. It's really not good for you to do all these different kinds of liquor. But that's what he did, right, And you would think after begging two thousand dollars and milking the audience dry, he would take the day off. The next day, Nope, he was right back to begging.
I think he skipped his morning stream though, because he was too hung over. And now it's time to say goodbye. It sounds I'm about to jump off a cliff and bury myself. Well, we can hope.
It's time to say goodbye. I won't see ever again. I'm done, all right, guys. No really, what a great show, right, what a great day.
Polcat, says Steven. Send me a pair of your glasses. Two thousand dollars. Thank you for your support.
I gotta get out here. For the record, no one else is contributing. I'm not ignoring any contributions. I never was.
If you were contributions, I swear to God, I would not ignore them. I would stay. I'm gonna make so much money before I gotta get out of here. But so much the best birthday, child birthday.
You didn't have to do anything. We didn't even buy you guys. Are we need the Minecraft build, which I'm happy for. We played Schedule one, which I want to play more, probably this week.
And this is going to be a great week. We got a great. And also. Like everything's gonna be done this week.
All right, thank you for thank you. I can't believe you. Guys. Wait a minute now, I'm just kidding it.
Very I really got to get out of here because no one has contributed. I'm leaving and I thank you all. All right, guys, thank you all Tomorrow. He just collected two thousand, saying I gotta go because nobody has contributed.
Not geez, guys, thank you for the overwhelming support that I received today. You made it a special birthday for me. This is really great. That's two thousand dollars.
That's life changing money. I'm gonna try to do something great for myself, for my wife and me and my family with it. Nope, nobody contributed it, so I gotta go. That's what he just said.
This this scumbag real level one podcast. I did not do one today because I wanted to do an intro. I'm not gonna do any thumbnails today either. I'm serious.
I'm just gonna upload raw. I'm not gonna do playlist. I'm just gonna upload the videos to get the fuck out of here. He's not going to cut the.
Before I go to sleep, and I'm so tired. What a birthday? Right? Yes, blazing mad.
No, I really can't delay any further. I'm that tired, and no one's contributing. Stop contributing. One is contributing.
Screw people. Thank you, have a good night. I'll see you all tomorrow. Yeah.
I think some of those tips were fake. Stop guys, he's still not going because people are still sending money. So many Hogan's incoming. You know.
That's what he's doing with that money, pumping it into his addiction. What a loser, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on the children's video game. I've ad refloked for like three hours. Thank you guys, were a great day.
I got to get out of here. Oh no, no posted some stupid response. Yeah exactly, most twenty one dollars, says Yeah, I think some of them are. I got a twenty one dollars anonymous tips.
There's no name. I'm Phil. I was just about to leave, all right. Thank you.
He didn't even break sixty today. He made birthday a marathon. I take a thousand and twenty five dollars of support. Drinking does cause us, Thank.
You, guys, amazing. If we done under one thousand more, I would have shaved, but we didn't hit the golf, so it's all good. No one is thank you to go to dollars. Actually, this is wrong.
Leave it was at one hundred, actually. Twenty being an alcohol with a mobile game. Wait, thank you guys. I'm out of here.
I'll see you all tomorrow for an actual level one podcast. Yeah, that's right. Nobody wants to work. Amazing.
Well, I hope it's not a million. Well. I always worry about a day after today. Oh my god, I just got to thank you today like today of support will keep going.
I hope it do. That guy's so fake. I just received a tip. Let's see fake plastic ufo hero.
Three dollars and thirty seven twenty five of support. Happy birthday, Phil, thank you, thank you for that. Now we end today at two thousand and twenty eight dollars a three thousand dollars goal. I appreciate you.
All right, I got two thousand, and he's still upset he didn't hit a three thousand dollars goal. Could you imagine? Still upset? Oh?
I didn't hit a three goal. You guys didn't give me enough. What a what a loser man? What a greedy pig?
This guy is Oh, I can't. Did he drink so much he went blind? The dents are so afraid of being bullied they tip anonymous. At least that's what Phil says, right that.
I don't even know what the goal was. I forgot what was the goal. This is like when you're trying to leave your family member's house and they can't try to talk. I'm leaving, all right, guys.
Thank you guys. Dollars for a birthday marathon is insane. I appreciate you all. I'm leaving.
I'll see you all tomorrow. Thank you for your support. I don't want to not James maybe this week. I don't know.
He didn't drink. I don't know. People were trying to kill him without I wanted. To play it today, but we didn't get to it because the build took too long.
Okay, yeah, this loser was building a Lego set that's that's for ages eight and up, and it's supposed to take a half hour to build. It took him hours to build this Lego set. Hours and hours and hours to build an eight year old Lego set. It's for eight and it's for children eight and up, and he could build it.
Oh, she'd send me off world to illuminate the alliance. Uh oh, the audience is made of masochists and mentally arrested, and he exploits them. I guess I need a dumber audience then, right, we have very smart crowd here. I'm so fascinated by the way he speaks.
It's like how a six year old thinks an adult would speak. He burps and belches because he hates his dent. It magically went away in your interview and when he was on Keno, I know he only does it on his show. That's gross.
All right, We're almost through this couple more minutes of begging and then we'll get to the next one. Two thirty dollars support, and I appreciate that we almost made it, but we didn't make it. We almost made it, we didn't make the goal. Maybe next time we'll make the goal and I'll shave my beer.
No, I'm actually not going to offer it again. I'm serious. I'm done. Today was like the final day where I was going to offer it.
I offered it on April Fools and then we didn't hit it, and the next day people were like, we want to like, it's not It was April fools. So I thought today for the birthday, I would offer it one more time, and I did. But that's it. I'm never going to shave.
I'm always going to keep my go tea from now on. It looks like a rat crawled on his face and died. Okay, And I hope that you guys are okay, but that I like it and my wife likes it too. I just received a five dollars hit.
I really I think he could have stayed there for another couple of hours and hit the three grand faby birthday fabby. No, no one's fapping. I'm going to go to sleep. I'm too tired to do anything.
I need to upload in and go to sleep. He worked for a whole three or four hours, no fapping, sleeping, and while he was working, he was eating, drinking, collecting thousands of dollars. Oh, I'm exhausted, guys. This is too much.
All right, guys, that's it. I'm out of here. Thank you for the five dollars hip, and thank you to everyone who supported the stream. I'll see you tomorrow for the Lower one podcast.
Adam fall Yeah, he bailed on the Level one podcast. And disco Elisium and hopefully people will still support oh even though today was a crazy day. Right, Yeah, he knows that the next day is going to suck for money because he milked the dents to death today. You know you can't milk you can't.
I don't know. I always like am like, I like taking the three or four days off between runs of shows because it gives the audience a rest, you know, and also like, you don't want to milk the audience to death. That's what my worries is. But I think we'll be all right, and no more.
Don't ash been shaved anymore. I'm tired of it. I think he would look like more of a smack dance without the beard and mustache. Personally, he'll look even more effeminate.
Ha. That's actually it for every more on who says I make stuff up, I've never made up a single contribution. It's all dried up. It's all good.
I thank you all for a great day. I'll see you tomorrow. Peter read or write, you're not my friends, peace out in the morning. It's a sad, sad story, Phil, It's the sad, sad story of side Phil.
I got I got to don't I got. Well, there you go. That's how scammer Grifter gets two thousand dollars out of a bunch of mentally retarded audience members. You know, it's kind of sad, honestly, I don't understand people paying good money for that.
And if you think that's bad, he goes right back to begging as soon as he got that two grand. The next day, he's right back to trying to milk the audience and beg like crazy. And thanks to snort Ogan once again. Go visit his YouTube channel and subscribe the best DSP clips on snort Hogan's channel.
All right, so guys, here's the deal tonight. Let's get some support. Let's get it Roland. We already have a little bit of early support, and thank you to those who just did that.
I appreciate that. I think we're up to eleven dollars. Now there's two bucks there from nvl Roy. Yep, let's get back on track.
You know earlier I didn't imprompt you basically half stream, and surprisingly enough I got some support. We didn't hit the goal, but we actually got some support on the stream. I was like, wow, I wasn't expecting. That, but it has been guessing him.
Let's get back on track. In my eye, we're eight out of hit DSP tries it. We're talking that perhaps we should be a little Caesars because I haven't done a little Caesars DSP tries it in over a decade. The last one I did, I lived in Connecticut, and I feel like the whole menus changed.
Like this morning, people were like, oh, yeah, try their stuffed pretzel crust or their deep dish or their crazy bread, like some of that stuff. You might like her at least would be an interesting, you know, taste hask because you never did it, and I was like, oh, maybe I should do this. It sounds like an idea. So I'm not saying I grew up poor.
So let's get some momentum going. We've already got a couple of super chats, and uh, let's get some tips have no tips. Let's get our first tip of the night. Let's get a gifted sub over on kids.
Let's get a little bit from every direction. Let's get one from income source. Let's get one. Yeah.
I'm well aware some people like this game a lot and some people just don't like it at all. This is not a game for the masses. Right, disco Elysium. It seems like there's a small group of people that really like it or happy that I'm playing it and continuing to play it, And those people actually have been very supportive of the playthrough.
I think we're gonna hit much smaller. We don't have as many views, we don't have as much engagement. But then some people usually come by and I had. To just tell you that I have a very high goal tonight of thirty five hundred, and I have to hit the thirty five hundred dollars goal.
This way, when I just hit a couple hundred dollars goal, I'll look like a good guy, like giving the bonus content anyway. Right, support it we have. I think every disco Elysium streams so far, all three we've hit the goal. Right.
Actually, I remember that he exceeded that hit the goal because people want me to keep playing. He got two thousand a day before this, and he's still begging like a fucking crackhead. Look at him, Jesus, what a crackhead beggar. All right, give me one second.
I'm just gonna run, run for a second. We're going to get started. Toay like it's gonna take be like one minute, two minutes. No, Cracker Jackson do not always.
We didn't hit the goal on Friday, Fighter six. We didn't hit the day. It is highly dependent on what I'm playing and who who shows up. You know, we're not always artists.
And that's okay. I used to get two pizzas for I mean, that's maybe that's today. You know, we don't. It's not always going to be possible.
If I didn't eat the whole pizza for dinner, I use. Like I said, I would hope we do hit it tonight because there has been a small amount of people that we have supported d streams, so we'll see if they show up tonight. Right, nobody's showing up today todays. Guys for the early support.
Let's get some support going here tonight. Let's hit that goal. We have hit our goal every time we played this game so far in the first three streams, so let's hit that goal again a fourth time. And uh, thanks for you to you guys for chilling.
So now just like that, we have turboed towards our goal. We are only thirty one bucks away from hitting the goal tonight. That would be the fourth straight stream of discoordlesium that we would hit the goal. Oh my god.
All right, so that's awesome, Thank you so much. Whoever the anonymous one hundred dollar tipper is. And anonymous one hundred dollars tipper, I'm here to tell you again, people do not tip anonymously. They want their name called out on the stream, especially if they're tipping one hundred dollars.
I think he makes up those anonymous goals, those anonymous tips. I don't think. I think he's embarrassed because he's at twenty two dollars or something, so he just makes up one hundred dollars tip so he can act like he's closer to the goal and extract a little bit more money out of the dents. Little Caesar's taste bomb.
When you ain't got a mofo in your ear telling you it's nasty, Well, I will say I think I've I've drunk eaten a lot of Little Caesars because I had this little house that I rented, and one of the few places I could walk to and get fast food quickly was a Little Caesar's. So we used to get drunk and then we'd take a drunk run to the Little Caesars, right, I didn't even have a car at the time. Yeah, the Little Caesar's. Okay, it's survival food, though it's definitely not great pizza.
Now, you know, we have about hour and a half left. We'll be able to hit that goal tonight, thank you so much. With a one hundred dollars fake tip, you're able to hit your goal or fake hitting your. Goaliel So we just said Ken, who was it?
No, if it was it's a Ken, it's a Ken, probably would have done a bunch of gifted selves, right, that's what they've been doing in the last week. So let's do it so to the last of me. The fact that he got two grand the night before and he's still got the begging turned up the maximum crackhead level is ridiculous. It's shameful.
That's for fifteen dollars of support right there. Shameful and ridiculous. We'll get us to one thirty four, meaning we're only sixteen bucks away from hitting our goal tonight here during the disco Elysium stream. Let's get it.
Yeah, with one hundred dollars apartment apart momentarily away. Okay, I do want to get up and walk around guys, just to get the blood flow and stretch my legs a little bit. That is correctly, and we are sixteen dollars away. I'm hitting goal for the night four straight.
If we do that, we also do that's a good one. Zeb Hill says, you can now afford with p w R cannot a whopper meal from burger King. Thank you for kindness, thank you for generosity and support. And I thought about getting a Burger King meal and eating it on stream to troll that guy, but honestly, I feel I feel sorry for that guy.
I really do. He has given fil so much money he can't afford burger King. But I can now afford burger King thanks to the kindness, generosity, and support of zeb Hill. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, so. Much money, it's insane. Thank you.
One closure to the next ESP tries it. It would be great to hit it tonight. So if you could please support the stream tonight, let's hit that goal only sixteen bucks away in another hour of stream. That's an easy hit.
Yes, I heard that this kid p w r one hundred dollars to an animal shelter. With all the money he's made, he gave his money to like a charity that helps uh, you know, like homeless animals. So good for that kid. He's not a scumbag like Phil Man.
I'm starting like that guy, right, I'm gonna ask him to come on the show. I'm gonna feel so much better when I get a good night's sleeping. I got one minute hand to leave. He was a dead every day fact year guaranteed income.
He threw it away by being rude to him. Folk can't take an ell to save his life. We are literally nine bucks away from hitting the goal. Everybody nine dollars.
I can't imagine of not hitting the goal when we're only nine dollars away. I'm just saying we're three away from half. For four bucks away, we get a hand, I'm gonna be ourn ext reward. He's half the goal Cantrel has now gifted.
I think he's real dad. He couldn't be a lar LARPing to ten viewers for three years to make this work. I don't see anybody putting that much time into a larp. We've done it.
I believe I could turn him. I could turn on the goal. I can, as we have played, I could just go els. I think I can.
So I can say to all of you, now we get another goal tonight. I'm just kidding. We're not gonna hit another goal tonight. But for those who out, you're enjoying hear.
Yeah? So now YouTube, right, I don't know what's going on. They basically just kind of get like focused on the game and then they don't talk when I play this game. Very weird.
I don't know. Hopefully YouTube is working. Yeah, that's too bad. There's nothing I can do.
Then I would love to get him on and and and deprogram him from dsp hero worship. That would be my plan. If I got PWR on my show, we would try to deprogram him from being a brainwashed Phil fan. Right, the Phil loll suit will turn power like Anakin Skywalker.
He's gonna fall to the dark side. No one is talking because Phil is faking donos. Yeah, of course he's faking donos. Of course he's faking donos.
And I have to find the next the next video for us to share. I got two more. We're halfway to the goal. Friends, let's get some support.
Let's get some super chats and hit that goal. Okay, we've got a cope stream. Next he copes over begging for the birthday money. Let's get to this one.
Let me tell you something, brother store, just funny. You got to listen to this one. I love it when great DSP gaming marathons belchi. Well let's see, yes, yes, thank you.
Robert P. The m v P of gifting truth Seekers memberships lately, has kindly and generously donated ten truth Seekers memberships. Yeah, big support, Robert P. Thank you.
This is why you become a You should hit that subscribe button if you haven't already, friends, because if you're in the live chat and the kind and generous m v P of gifting truth Seekers memberships, the kind and generous Robert P. God bless him when he gives these memberships. You could win one, but you must be a subscriber like mother Frya who got a free gifted membership by Robert P. One Filthy Pilot got a free gifted membership.
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They all got free memberships thanks to the kindness, the generosity and the support of Robert P. Who's gonna make sure that tonight. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, big support.
Thank you, Robert P. Very very generous of you. But let's get some super chats and get towards that goal. Friends.
I feel it. I feel the money in the air electronically. I feel the money is gonna flow into the coffers here. I feel the generosity and the support of those around the world who want to see Phil felt it and made fun of and are willing to reach deep, deep deep into their hearts, their souls, and more importantly, their wallets and send a few bucks our way.
Let's get some support of me. Thank you for your genital area, my gratitude and my happiness at having a great day. So yeah, actually I did cheer up at one point because I was so grateful for everyone being so nice to me. I even said, you know, I didn't know what was going to happen with all the drama research, and he.
Got a woody and he cried because he was thinking about spending two grand on that fucking wrestling game. He wastes all of his money on this loser. That there was a big chance. I felt that there was going to be a big turnaround in attitude against me and that people were going to turn against me.
And I like me because I wasn't doing drama content anymore and instead it's been the opposite, especially these last couple of. Weeks, and half of what he talked about on that birthday stream was drama content. Why is he saying he's not doing drama content when he's clearly doing drama content trying to shit all over the Keno boys. Like I've been serverwhelmingly over the top level support and it made me feel so nice and happy and you know, appreciate it.
So the funny part is you could say that there was drunk begging, crying and excessive bel chain, and you're probably right in all over the bar. But the difference is I made like over two thousand dollars yesterday while I was doing all that stuff, while you're just sitting here with sour grapes, actually throwing me more money the next day to try to get like a jab at me, but you paid me to do it. You're just not that smart. For five DJ and DJ also with the five dollars chat.
So I had to work yesterday. Happy late birthday. Thank you DJ and DJ. I appreciate you.
Good to see you here today. Hopefully you didn't have too bad of a work day yesterday. And welcome to the stream, the chill stream, because man, you know, after yesterday, I need a nice chill. Why do you think I'm wearing this incredibly comfy oversized sweatshirt today.
I was like today, I am just bumming it. I am, you know, just going to relax. Okay, let's see here, Cringey, this is great. Another troll over and Kick says, what do you think making two thousand dollars in a day makes you a legend?
I don't know what it makes me, but it certainly makes me, you know, better than you. Oh, it's all about money. I'm not the ones that city can collect. If you collect two thousand dollars from retarded morons on the internet, most of which are on disability, that makes you better than other people like think about that.
He thinks he's better than other people because he collected two thousand dollars off of mentally retarded people, people like PWR, who are illiterate, who are mentally challenged, who are on psychiatric medication. That's his fan base. We can clearly establish that's the kind of people who he takes money from. In my chat, so upset that I had a good day yesterday that I have to sit there and be all pissy about it, Like you could be doing anything else with your life right now.
You could go be doing productive, positive things, but instead you're sitting here all upset that I had a good day yesterday. So I think, for the record, your tears are very tasty. So you know that's what I have here, rude rais yesterday being such a good day. And let me tell you, thank God Almighty till Station seven is here to hit our goal, get their friends praise.
Why did I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because'm gonna get more me I know I'm going to get more. I oh, I'm not begging for pennies and dimes.
I mean two thousand dollars that's a lot of pennies and dimes. Anyway, Uh, two dollars tip came in from Mars inhabiting. Congrats. I'm happy for your success.
The teers are what winners called tears of joy. Something your stock are peers of joy. Yes, he's crying tears of joy. Friends.
We want to take moment to thank I want to bet ink Man, what is the make model of the truck you're getting. I think that Phil and Cat may both be gay and married for taxes, mostly because Kat looks like a lesbian. Well, I'm not going to comment on her appearance, but I don't mind if others do. And it's a Tacoma, that's all I know.
I'm not really a truck guy. I'm not even a car guy. I barely you know. But it's a four wheel drive Tacoma, and it's in really good shape, and the neighbor took really good care of it.
In fact, I haven't gotten it because he's fixing it. It needs some kind of part welded or something, and he wants to make sure it's really good and solid before selling it to me. We're going to get it inspected because it's been sitting a while. But thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Well, I had no money, but thanks to I want to bet ink man, I'm doing a little better now. So thank you for that.
And we've got another one for the goal from Arctic Ghost XCV with five halfway there. Praise the goal, friends, yes, praise it. Praise that cash. We're praising that cash.
And thank you especially to you guys who keep throwing another five in try to get me to that goal. Praise the cash, bitch, as. I have a dangerously little bank account, please hit me today. Correction, I had a dangerously low bank account.
But thanks to the generosity and support of all of you, I'm feeling much better now. It's not thirty five hundred, but you know it's good. It's good. It's all downhill from here.
Yes, to steal something from Phil? Yeah, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Sean john Ron with one for the goal. I don't get why Phil angles his mic in front of his nose unironically snort into it constantly.
He's a pig. I mean, that's why they call him a pig, because he snorts constantly. He's always always snorting. It's gross.
But thank you Sean john Ron for your kindness, generosity and support. Let's get some more super tacks. It's all downhill from here, friends, It's gonna be easy to get the other half of our goal tonight. Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Bitches, cash money, bitches, cash money, ha ha, cash money. Our bombs would never feel I know. I told you guys yesterday, I felt so so grateful and so happy because after so. We could spend two grand on a fucking video game.
That's why he was happy, because he's a. Loser and a bum, you know, going through what I've been through in the last over ten years. Right again, being someone on the internet to everyone claims to hate, but then when it gets exposed, the only reason any of them hate me is because it's profitable, because morons throw money at it, not because he just. Called all you people who give money to people like me or other detractors morons.
I think that that's a direct insult to you. He's calling you all morons for giving me money, and the only way to get back at him is throw more money at me. Of course, you hate me or have valid gripes it's just because they make money doing it, right, look at what's going on right now. It's literally for money.
If there was no money, and they wouldn't do it their phonies. But people are so dumb they don't care they were bad bullying behavior just because it gives them personal pleasures come back, right. So after what I've been through, you gotta wonder what was going to happen with everything like these last couple of weeks. It was a big chance that I took that I did, and it has worked out great, you know what I mean.
Now it's and supporting. Play helping also d. From the nineteen nineties and its entire and I got for the goal of my goal money so I streamed it. That's insane.
You understand that I was never before? How many RPGs have I played over like Dragon Yacht was the games, Dragon Final Fantasy, Crono, trigger Bound. Never did I hit my goals playing those games? Never?
And now I am oh playing his stupid children's game. I've been working since early morning and still working on this. Dude is complaining someone called him uncle. Damn.
He could call me uncle for money. I could be uncle. I'm Uncle Steve anybody wants to call me uncle that sayds a super chat, I'll be your uncle. And uh oh, and you changed your you changed your profile picture for those on aware, and Keita changed her profile picture to her in a hot bikini because Phil is apparently offended by hot chicks and bikinis, so she was trolling it by posting bikini pics of herself.
I like both profile picks. But yeah, thank you and Kaida for your kindness, your generosity, and your support much much appreciated. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, those dollar signs are powerful, and they're speaking directly to me.
My love in Kaida is here, says review tech Mongolia. Review tech Mongolia is taking a shot. Take that shot, buddy. I don't know if she's single, and Keita, are you single?
Let the boys know here. They're all curious, they're all asking me. I love it every time a woman or a female, especially an attractive one, is in the live chat, the men in the chat always have two questions, Number one, issue single and number two do you know her only fans? Link Steven, I don't know if every It's not.
Like every woman has. Only fans. You know do go Duos Alpha Ralpha with one for the goal. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support and making.
Sure dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. One for the goal and we are trucking along. We're now at twenty nine to fifty, twenty one to go.
I think we're gonna hit it tonight. We're gonna get to the best bonus DSP content that I've ever shown on my show. Let's go. Let's get some support.
Well. Check in with the kick chat as well for those unaware. If you become a subscriber on kick, if you become a member on YouTube, if you gift of True Seekers membership, if you gift a kick sub or if you send super chats, we read every one. We thank every single person for the support and the love.
Thank you for all of it. People want to come out and support me because I'm genuine, because I'm not some faker. I'm not some phony. I'm not He's not.
He's genuine. He took hundreds of dollars from people, and then he didn't do the shots like a scumbag, like thanks for the money. I'm too drunk. I'm not doing any more shots.
Fuck you, But I'm keeping your hundred dollars because I'm a scumbag grifter. Sitting here to bully and crap on others. I'm not some shill shilling crappy product. You know, what I do is real and people appreciate that, and they're coming out and.
Playing video game. I'm yelling and blaming the game. I didn't know how command it went well, So dank you. What a great day yesterday?
How happy I was? You know, at the end, I was genuinely like, wow, how the hell did it go that way? Well? Was closet a day?
You really think Panda would stick with him for years without getting some pipe here and there. We didn't hit a thirty five hundred dollars goal, so I didn't shave my beer. We could have done that and had the record highest dream ever. So you let me down in that regard.
He's telling me, see, and that's the thing. So I say that, right, and it's obviously a joke. It's not a joke. He is truly pissed off that his dents only gave him two thousand dollars, not thirty five hundred.
He is truly pissed off. He wanted that thirty five hundred so that he could say, look, keno, boys, I had the most money ever in a stream and I did positive content. But the people out there are so dumb who don't like me. They actually think I'm being serious, Like there was no fucking way yesterday I was going to hit thirty five hundred dollars of support in one street.
I hit two more. No way was I looking for that or expecting it. But it was a running joke, all shave my beard and we'll do that. But then they actually report on it like it's factually Oh yeah, see, he really was going for that, and you're so dumb.
I was so grateful for anything that I got, and then I ended up having an onsanely great day. He's a great day that he cried on streams. People are just fucking nuts, you know. They again, they only want to closet, was their narrative.
They selectively report things, selectively talk about things, they edit things to be what they're not. They're just not in the mind and the fact that anyone actually watch listens to their crap is so fucking You gotta be one of the biggest dunces on the planet. Sadly. The problem is there's a lot of dunce is now.
Humanity as a whole is getting dumber and dumber and finding entertainment and garbage stuff that's not real. It's not even real. It's not like this horrible thing. Let's make fun of him.
The horrible thing didn't even have Phil was a drunken mess and crying at the end of his stream. No, I was definitely inebriated, but I was having a great time, and I was so grateful for everything that had happened. It was tears of joy and gratefulness. That's different than he was a blubbering, depressed, drunken mess.
That's how they report that is correct. I do not have a full beard. I have a goatee. It's not patchy.
It's just it's literally all white. And so you can't really see it that well on camera as you can see actually over here, which you've seen close up here we. Go tears of joy. Fake now you can actually it's all white hairs.
All this is all pure white hair I have. That's why it looks like that. But I don't die because I don't care. I age gastfully.
I'm not gonna sit here potently. I'm not getting older. Soon, you're gonna start here. This hair.
There's all white hairs in here. I don't know. I'm starting to get all white hairs up there too. I'm just gonna let it get.
You get older, you get old. I don't know why run from gonna gonna pass away at one point. He's kind of the human condition. Better that you accept it and you learn to live with it, then you just kind of deny it for your whole life.
A lot of people think they're gonna live forever and they act like that, and you're just you're crazy. You know, Yes, Major Alex again, you have to understand, you know, it's called being human and having emotions that yes, I was overcome with emotion filled action as a creator and a streamer that people actually contact supporting it, that they didn't actually that they actually saw where I was coming from, who I am as a person and a creator and liking what I did and having a positive he's gay. If you don't understand what they are, it's probably because you're a miserable, never had any goodness in their life, so you wouln't understand. So in actually being happy and crying forgot to get you.
So maybe you should go focus on that, right, go actually do something right. From flatman b any evil person can turn away from their bad ways, embrace positivity. It's all gravy. People need to lighten up a bit.
I mean, you're right. When I was younger, all right, I was a bully, Okay, I was. I was a troll. I was an Internet bully.
I literally went after people in the FGC because I had nothing better to do with my life. I thought that making other people miserable, you know, giving me better. As sad as that sounds, because it was, you know, I was miserable. I didn't like my life, so I wanted to bring others down, and I today that's how you've absolutely positively.
I wish that I had never done them. But the thing is I didn't get it. I have the money. Why would you give that man money?
See that? Number One? Here's the thing. As you get older, something's happened.
Number One. You start to get older and you start to see your body slow down, You start have health problems, and then you start to see people around you, like your loved ones, your family members, right, they start to get old. They start to have health problems and then which it realizes that you got one life to live, you got to make the absolute best of it. Wisdom, You got to be as positive as you can with the time you have, because if you mate your time on this toxic negativity and everything, you know, you'll years old staring in a mirror dying illness.
What did I just do with myne I believe we'll hear. I don't want to be sixty five staring in a mirror saying what happened to the last sixty five years? So I kind of had in the last you know, seven eight years in epiphanies. I don't want to be a yeah, he looks a lot old.
I just want great to do. I want to be. People on the internet. I don't want to sit around and bully and bring other people down to get ahead.
I just want to. Go along for that ride with me. And you know what I'd say, Phil. And that means something.
It does when everyone else on the internet is trying to pull me in this toxic litrect. My my, my great friend Matt at the cabin, his brother is is a twitch streamer that does I think he does mostly call of duty and I've watched him a little bit that, you know, like, I don't really watch video game streamers, but since it's my friend's brother, I was curious and I tuned in and like that guy's great at it. He's great at streamingo games. He's fun, he's funny, he's engaging.
He's like, you know, just fun and engaging. You can do video game content and do it well. And some streamers they just do like history lessons on different games in their development, and that's interesting. I'm a tech guy, so I like that Phil streams are boring as shit.
It's just seventy five percent of his streams is just him begging. It doesn't really matter what he's doing while he's begging. He's just seventy five percent beg. Who wants to watch that direction or lol cow direction?
And I say no, I refuse, even though that could probably get me more attention, more popularity, more money. I don't care. I want to be me and I want to make the content that I like to make and that I feel his meaningful. I don't remember the internet what he's on, and I'll let you know.
Yeah, that's the thing. As you realize all these things and then you look back at the things you've done in your past and you feel awful. You know, I do. I feel terrible For those last seven years, he realized want to be apologized and actually to be to a lot of people don't know this.
One person actually forgave me, and I felt so good that that person was actually a really good person. I bullied like an idiot when I was young for no reason. It's just a dunce, you know, and they forgave me. I was so much feel like a lot of dark these horrible things I did in the past.
You know, that's just Yeah, that's that's the positive. Stay away from the negative, you know, that's all you gotta do. Yeah, he tried the drama and he failed. He can't do anything but continuing sucks a drama content.
He's boring at that too. He's just boring in general. He's boring with everything he does. The smart guys is boring, the video game streams are boring.
The podcast we were bothered at the dollar fifty says. I want to answer, why don't you like me? Because you're obnoxious. There's a difference between being like excited or how can I say energetic?
You would sit there. You would actually be like I want to answer, and you would bend the chat NonStop for like an hour the same message. It's obvious. I saw it the first seventeen eighteen times.
You pays posted it, and I'm ignoring it for a good reason. How do you not get the picture again? You're the equivalent of a kid. A small child who is immature doesn't get attention.
They grab your leg like this and they get hey, hey, hey, hey you hey, hey, come on, hey, pay attention, hey hey hey, No, come on, leave me alone. Hey, I'm a streamer. I don't have time to deal with you like i'm your parent. I'm not your parent.
God forbid this guy have children. Could you imagine chill Station seven is hearing the call of the goal, bringing us to thirty twenty to go to hit the overtime goal. Let's not forget that Phil thinks what he does is blue collar. Maybe he thinks that because he plays Mario Brothers, which is a plumber.
I would pay good money till Station seven to see Darkseide Phil have to do roofing in Philadelphia in August. I would pay good money. He would quit in half hour. He wouldn't even make a full hour of actually working in that kind of real blue collar situation or painting houses or doing demolition or you know, any any blue collar thing.
But thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your continue to support the show. Big ups, Chill Station seven, big support tonight. We only need twenty more to hit the goal. Let's go, friends, Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane, so much. You know, no one else is acting like you. You didn't notice you that I unbanded you to be nice to you. Okay, still cry and I.
Unband you to be nice, and then within a day you got rebanned again because you couldn't behave you know, I'm not again. I don't want to be people's dads on these streams, but you know what I mean. Okay, So he just wants you to treat him like a reverse sugar daddy. You give him the money, right.
Some more tips have come in, more anonymous tips. It's like, I don't I have nothing against you, be for bother. I just think you're obnoxious and I'm not going to stand around in my place of business and put over with someone who's obnoxious and bothering both myself and the other customers. Right, if you had someone who came into your restaurant and just wouldn't stop screaming at the top of their lungs, you would ask them politely to stop.
If they didn't stop, to ask them to me, and then if they didn't leave, you would have them escorted out by the police. Right Only I'm the police here, all right, So I got a two dollar tips. I want to say. Yesterday, thank you very much, two twenty mental case.
And thanks for the two dollars. Right job, our goal, even though it wasn't my intention to hit a goal on this stream. This is just sugardad and he wants to sugar all right. We are currently nineteen away from the goal, and I've got one more video to do commentary over, so let's get some support.
Big ups to all you people supporting so far. We've got a short time window here. I'm gonna pull Phil. We have a short window.
There's just thirty minutes left in the regular content, thirty two minutes maybe longer with commentary. Uh, and we'll be getting to that overtime goal. I hope. I believe we will hit it.
Nineteen to go remember to hit to count for the goal. They have to be five or more nineteen more at five or more because you couldn't behave He doesn't want to be people's dad every day. No one asks you to stop running your chat like a dictatorship where people are scared to talk. You can't say anything is chat.
You can't even ask a question he doesn't like, or you get banned because he's an intellectual weakling and a coward in a pussy right ha Oh that's good to know. And Kada or Ankita, you gotta let me know how to say that. Which way is better? Says Haha.
I am single, I am still working, so I'm behind in chat. Also, no only fans, well, there is the sound of a collective sigh of disappointment from every male member of the live chat and Kita who want who want more from you? Haha than a bikini pick apparently, But thank you for letting all of your fans know here. Yeah, let's go, bull Rush says.
Can we hit it? I think we can. I believe that we can. One second, I have to get the next Okay, So this is DSP taco slob.
This is DSP filling his fat face with tacos that he got hundreds of dollars to order and eat, as if that's a big reward for his audience. You guys get to watch me, the King of slob eat tacos. And if you're wondering why it looks kind of dark behind me, it's because my rgb's malfunction because of a power outage. I have to get them up and working again, and I didn't have time because the food was already here.
So sorry that the background doesn't pop in today for DSP tries it. Oh yeah, because everybody's really concerned with your lighting. Okay, Anyway, today we're doing something I've never done on the show before. Even though I've lived in the Pacific Northwest of the United States for over eleven years, I have never tried a fast food chain that's out here.
Yeah, that is kind of prominent. They're a combination of American and Mexican food combined, and they are meant to compete, for example, with places like Taco Bell, but their offerings are very different from what you would actually see at Taco Bell. The place is called Taco Top, all right. They have all kinds of stuff, including different kinds of tacos, soft and crunchy.
They have burritos. They have fried burritos, which to me looks like a taqedo. So I don't know why they call it a fried burrito, because I think it technically is a t I guess that's just what the yes, and so today a variety of things from this place to show you. We've got a have a narrow chicken burrito.
Very exciting, We've got meaningful context, a chicken soft taco. As you can see, it's huge, like compared to a soft taco you get anywhere else. It's huge, so expensive, but it's a very large soft taco. See that.
We've also got a standard crispy taco. Okay, in the crispy style shell rather than in the soft shell. I don't know why the camera is doing this. Could you please stop?
You're supposed to be folks like there we go. Okay, so the crispy taco, and then I got one of the crisp burritos, which is basically just supposed to be like a fried burritogain it looks like a taketo to me. We want to thank some kind of generous PayPal pledgers initials DA you didn't give me your chat room user idea, and I don't want to read your full name. You might not want that.
Does this go towards the goal? Or do you want to split the cash with YouTube? This is the first time I sent a streamer money, and it might be the last. I want to support you, unless are you a grifting swine?
No, I'm not a grifting swine. And I guess we could count towards the goal. So that's five. That's one for the goal.
And then he said another dollar. Read my donation. Is it a money goal or a YouTube superchat goal? I just go buy the YouTube superchats.
But we could count yours towards give money to Steve or give money to Steve and YouTube YouTube takes money, Yeah, they take thirty percent I want to give to you. Yeah, well that's why the PayPal pledges are good. But that's six bucks. We'll count towards the goal.
So we only have to hit twenty nine or nineteen more or eighteen more to hit the goal. And we don't really count the gifted memberships or the subs towards the money goal because I'm not going to sit here and add everything up to get to a certain number. So we just generally use the YouTube goal system because I figure, you know, if we get the fifty super chats at five, that's two fifty, and if my goal is roughly really like three hundred I would like to get for these dark Side Phil shows. So yeah, we'll count that towards the goal if you want.
But I'd still like to get the YouTube super check goal because then that makes the confetti go off in the live chat and it's very festive. So let's get some more super chats. But thank you for the PayPal pledge. It is much much appreciated.
And yes, if you have, especially if you have a big amount that you would like to send, I highly encourage you to send it through either buy me a coffee or through PayPal because they only take a few percent, where the YouTube vic is full on thirty percent. Well, let's face it all so money talks, and thank. You for the PayPal pledge, much much appreciated, and thanks for helping me inform my audience right dsp eating tacos to try that, which this is going to make me hungry for tacos. Do you know I have Graham Venison in my freezer and My wife has been on me forever, like, w what are you going to use that vedicon?
What are you going to use that vedicine? I'm going to make venison tacos out of it. And interestingly, with venison, if you put that taco spice on it, you can't even tell it's venison. You don't even know.
It just tastes like taco meat, you know. So that's a good use for taco meat that I like for taco meat. And I also like making venison meat loaf out of venison. A ranch dipping sauce.
Okay, again with the paper plates, like, dude, do you not have plates in your house? You can't get a real plate. But we've got today to try from taco time for different things. Okay, I think we should try the crisp burrito first and then the standard taco.
Yes one for the goal. Praise burrito, Thank you, ratioed every down to. Teketo cash money bitches. They call it a crist so I don't know why they call something different the suit or something.
I don't know. So I think I chose just the pinto bean from the beans inside there. That's it. It's just pinto bean all right, So I'm gonna take a bite and then we're gonna try in the ranch sauce.
But let's just take a bite straight out of it here. Sav money does, in fact, money does in fact talk yes, and you're just talking to me. So thank you for your kindness, generosity and your support. Throw money at me, and thank you for throwing money at me much much well.
And one for the goal. It's crispy on the outside. It's a little soft and chewy on the inside. It's warm version of David Wilcome.
It's got a good fried flavor, you know that's it definitely tastes the bean. Half. Now you can get this with chicken, you can get this with bean. You just get it with the beans for the beans.
Let's see how this is with this how lazy is. Dark side Phil? You know, when you do door dash, it's basically the cost of the food plus twenty five percent play tip. And you got a tip on the total, don't you so?
Like? Door dash makes your food cost fifty percent more so? In other words, if you're if you're ordering it, you know, a ten dollars meal from McDonald's. By the time you're done with DoorDash, you're fifteen or seventeen dollars, it's almost twice as much money.
How fucking lazy is he He can't just get in his car and go and pick up the food and save the money. Maybe I'm cheap or thrifty. I never do door dash. Never.
I mean I would do it in an emergency. In other words, my situation is, you know, I have a nonverbal autistic child. It's very difficult if I have to go someplace with both my children, and you know, if there was something going on, like my wife was stuck at work maybe or something. But we have food here, I would just cook.
So I don't. I don't see myself ever doing door dash. Ever dippable ram sauce. But hey, on the next, on the next I will sign up for door dash and door dash myself some food so I can live like a king.
If we hit the goal tonight. On the next stream, I will door dash myself some food so I could see what it's like to live like a lazy slob, begging for money and using that money foolishly to pay for things like door dash. Hm, no, it is not tangy. Here we go dip it in the sauce.
It looks like very healthy food, you know, he says he eats healthy and look at his shit that he eats. He's eating McDonald's taco slop. Wow, that is surprisingly good with the rant sauce. Cuz you would never think to put rants on Mexican food, would you.
But that actually works. He's very impressed with a dipping sauce quality, meaningful content. So that's good. It's the only problem is it's expensive.
This five bucks. I'm not kidding this little this this Taketo thing, five dollars. They call it a crisp burrito. It's probably worth like one dollar, but they charge you five because fast food in America is now super expensive.
But this actually tastes pretty good. That's a rip off. Five dollars for that thing. It's basically a rogue burrito fried in a deep fryer for five that's yeah.
He does waste all his money. He wastes all his money. Yeah, for beans. It's just beans and cheese and the fry cover, covering.
Five dollars, so he's a mark. Yeah, it's way over priced. It actually tastes good, but that's way over priced. But I will probably finish that later, because that is not bad at all.
All right, see it says, pinto bean on it, pinto bean, finish it later. He can't eat that burrito. Okay, So now let's try what's supposed to be their actual standard for a time. So this is their regular crispy taco I'm pretty.
Sure interesting tales of the Sonic voyage. Tales of Sonic Voyage with one for the goal says, some idiots just asked me if my song dark Side Secrets was about desp laugh out loud, No, no it's not, idiot, Well, thanks for letting us know and straighten us all out. We know that's not about we know that's not about dark Side Field then, but thank you for making sure. Dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, insane, And we'll check in with the goal once again. Thirty four of. Fifty sixteen to get to the overtime, will we hit it?
This is the last video that I had to share. We're five minutes into a thirty two minute video and ooh boy, hating a little close. Come on, are you guys all holding out on me? Don't wait till the last minute and then throw a bunch of support at me.
Don't do that. No, We're thankful for any support whenever it comes in. However it comes in, Thank you tales of the Sonic Voyage. Each bomb is here, which reminds me big ups and thanks to h bomb for the videos that we use to start our stream tonight and h bomb is Oh, I'm getting a message from my wife.
Don't forget. Zach has a half day tomorrow and I'm going to upload all that tax stuff finally. Well, that is good news for those that are unaware. My wife is an accountant, and not only she had an accountant, but she's a buy the book, very strict accountant, right and so every year when I have to do my business's taxes with her, I barely escape getting murdered by her.
So the hard part is over. I've been giving her spreadsheets and shit all week. I gave her everything she asked for and then some. She caught some of my let's just say mistakes.
She caught every mistake and she's uploading it to the tax guy. Even though she's an accountant, she's just the first of two. But my taxes are always done very good because I have two accountants that know what they're doing, right, Yes, every year Steven gets audited by his wife. Yeah, she's it's so funny too, because you know, some of the stuff that I buy is like crazy stuff, you know, Like I bought a bunch of mask making materials I bought, you know, and she's like, what's all these fucking wires on Amazon?
I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, I don't know. You spend hundreds of dollars on fucking wires. Why are you spend one hundred you know.
I'm like, uh, those are USB extension wires and you need those for the multiicam setup that I have, you know, So you're right. Every year I get audited by my wife, and I have to I have to have answers for every single thing. Every single thing that I spend money on she wants to know about, unless it's something that's obvious, like a microphone or a computer like that is obvious to her. But if it's anything, you know, every year I narrowly escape getting murdered by my wife my friends, but it looks like I'm out of the doghouse too, So maybe you know, happy, happy fun love time is back on the menu.
I think we'll see she's been in a bad mood doing this tax shit. I didn't want to ask, you know, just leave her alone. Lenn Alser with one for the goal. D ESP wasn't even decent for twenty four hours.
Who gives a heck? Who the heck wants three thousand dollars to shave their non existent beard? DSP going lower and lower. Yeah, I agree with you.
He is cringe worthy. The levels of cringe that he is reaching, it's unprecedented. But thank you, Lynn Alzer. Always happy to see you.
Thanks for the big support tonight. Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now.
I have no money right now. I got it with beef. Let's check. He thinks he got it with beef.
He doesn't even know what he ordered. I'm pretty sure I got it. Would be how would just compared to say, a Taco Bell taco, right. I don't.
I'm not a fan of talk. Wants to do talk. I mean, honestly, it looks like a Taco Bell taco, does it not? Now?
It does seem to have a lettuce and tomato on it. Although tomato seems to have fallen off. I'm not a fan of tomato myself, but it is a. Half sliced tomato rather than dice tomato like they do it at Taco Bell.
He's such an aficionado a fish. I mean, it looks almost exactly like a Taco Bell taco. It's got lettuce, tomato, prepared, cheese. There's your beef.
You could see it. But I don't know if it has any kind of a sauce on it. I don't know. Let's taste it.
Let's see what it's like. Let's get see when you get the tomato actually in it so I can eat the tomato. Is that the only piece of tomato that is, isn't it? That's the only piece of tomato on the whole taco?
Wow? All right, hmm. This is this is his audience. They get to watch him stuff.
His face actually has more flavor than a Taco Bell taco. It's a little they have more seasoning in there. It is on the salty side, but it actually tastes better the Taco Bell taco. No, but the bite was better.
The flavor was better. He's actually reviewing a taco. Yes, quality meaningful content, positive content. He's reviewing a fucking taco.
What a loser, loser alert. So there is no other tomato on there but this one piece that fell. There's no sauce on there at all. You have to add your own sauce.
But there was no like standard like when you go to Taco Bell, right, they'll ask you what sauce do you want? It didn't do that when I ordered, so I didn't get any sauce. So all I've got is a taco with no sauce. It's very, very lame dry.
Because there's no beetlejuice. Like every time Phil speaks, he says, all right, like some sort. Of mango talk, beef actually tastes good. Tell us what you really think, Yeah, suffolk pity, suffolk.
Fla. I actually like the flavor of the beef taco. I hate Taco Bell beef tacos. I think disgusting.
The beef actually tastes good in this one. Okay, just riveting content, just vogo. You might notice something you're disgusting. It's not breaking.
I don't think there's been a single time I've eaten a Taco Bell crunchy taco that the whole thing didn't break and fall apart. This has not He will eat together as I've been eating it. Okay, Piggy, his lip smacking once makes me want to ride the Susie slide. Yeah, what did you notice?
You're a pig. Overall, I would say this is not bad. I just wish it had sauce. But it's just good.
The beef is very flavorings. Oh, the beef is so flavorful. I've never seen somebody so excited over a few dollars taco. I hate the noises he makes when he's eating clothes.
Your damn mouth. I think he really is fucking pig this guy, what a fucking pig suffer, Piggy suffer. I just find it funny. I never ate the tomato because it fell.
I'll try to say he insp a review, bra No, no joke. No place adds taco sauce. No, you put the crispy supto. Some people want mild or medium.
I like fire tasted good when dipped in the ranch sauce. My asshole paste for taco is way better than the taco bell cunchy taco. The flavor of the beef is very good. It's tastes sauce H like, I would probably want to try more things with that beef now because it actually no sauce offered and only a half tiny slice of tomato is kind of lame.
Keep in mind that in a regular Taco Bell taco didn't even get tomato unless you order the supreme. Now here is the rub being asked? How much is that? Four dollars?
Four dollars for that taco? I just ate. I don't know what they charged for a taco at Taco Bell anymore. I don't know what How much is the Taco Bell Taco soft tacos a dollars seventy nine, spicy potatoes soft taco dollars nineteen, nacho cheese, Dorito's Loco tacos two fifty show more, what is a crunchy taco?
I don't see that on here? Uh, Cantina Chicken crispy taco to ninety nine, So it's more expensive than Taco Bell for sure, four dollars. Lenaalser with five DSP reviewing tacos, expect two minutes of chewing sounds, one minute complaining it wasn't free, and ten minutes explaining to viewers why they need to fund his next taco. Yeah, you're right, you're right, but thank you Len Alser, especially.
For dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you, Lenaalzer. We are edging, edging towards the goal.
Will we hit it? God bless the goal, God blessed the gold. Friends. Fifteen to go and the clock is running out.
Though the clock is running out, friends. But that's four dollars for that taco at Taco time. Yep, thank you? Who else will hear the ball of the best done?
Praise the cast. I need fifteen more kind of generous friends from all over the world now hear the call of the goal, and. To help us to praise the chain, raise sauce, taco cash bitches. As you can see, it's huge, way bigger, probably right, Like, take a look at that compared to something at Taco Bell.
It's like a burrito size. And that's their chicken soft taco. I can't lie. He's making me home.
I believe it's not supposed to have lettuce, tomato, cheese, ranch sauce and chicken. I think. Okay, So let's see. A crunchy taco suprema taco bell is three dollars.
Yeah, it's a burrito. That's literally a burrito, that's not a taco. Seven. Praising the cash, Yes, definitely, let's go to seven.
Big support. Praise the cash. Praise the cash. And I didn't wear the wrong is right now money at taco, so I don't know, throw it, throw the money right at see.
All right, let's let's give it a shot. Let's see what it tastes like. Okay, thirteen away from the goal, will we get there? Thirteen away?
My friends? All right, call me Astro with one for the goal, yes, thank you, call me Astro. Another for the goal. Praise the cash, Praise the cash, Praise the cash.
Bitch does have some flavor. You've been here so long. One of my legs went. Now, all I really got in that bite was a little bit of chicken.
And thank you. Call me Astro also. And to praise the cash, well, let's face it, money talks. Money talks.
Called me Astro, and thank you for making yours talk to me, very kind, very generous. Big support tonight, friends, just. Okay, not bite. More?
Thirty eight we twelve away? Definitely has flavor. Do we hit it? I got some lettuce, I got some cheese.
I may have gotten a tiny bit of the ranch. I'm not sure. This is a chicken burrito. Very exciting.
It's actually not bad. I don't know if I like it, but let me keep going. Okay, I don't know. If I like it.
Let me keep eating it like a fat fucking pig. Hmmm, that much such incredible content people, Actually, dude, what of the fact that his loser audience actually tunes in to see him eat stupid shit like tacos. It's because they're people like p w R And they don't have money to buy their own tacos, so they could just watch Phil and live vicariously through the King Pig. That bite, We're good.
This is definitely making me hungry for tacos. In that by I got tomato, but I want good tacos with the chicken. And that actually was quite good. This is not bad at all.
Actually, all the. Time the Taco bell is open, they're up until midnight. Mm. I haven't actually bought Taco Bell.
And the chicken chicken is legitimately stand marinating. I can tell the chicken has a good flavor. To the high prices. He's exactly.
It's not Charter. Arris. It just has a marination flavor to it like a normal person. Yeah, that's the way goes pretty good together.
Oh, big support, this is a rap, this is a ranch. You don't already know. If you become a YouTube channel member during the live stream, we give you a big shout out, a big thank you, so big shout out to h what Up who just became a YouTube channel member. Thank you for the kindness, generosity and support.
Much much appreciated praise to cash bitches. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, yes, the dollar signs. Thank you for making my dollar signs more powerful.
H what Up? And Lenauser with another one. It's huge words I'm sure DSP hasn't heard in a while or ever. Also, who the heck can make Mexican food boring?
And on the cheapest plates? You're right, it's so cringe worthy. But thank you Lenauser for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show. Big support, and thanks for making sure that I will make lots of money.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Praise the cash all right. Back to the slop.
I promise you we have good bonus content. So good bonus content is only eleven five dollars donos away, and we'll get to the good stuff. I found one of the funniest videos I've ever seen of Darkseide Phil and it's very creative and when you see it you'll know why I like it so much. You know, I used to do puppets a little bit professionally for ads and television and different things and projects.
And that's all I'm gonna say. But thank you Lenauzer for your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. He could have just ate it on an a taco bell paper who wastes plates on fast food? Good point, right, I'm pretty sure PWR is a pdf file.
I'm not praising him too much yet. Artic ghost xv XCV with one for the goal. Big support, Thank you artic ghost XCV. Yes, yes, one another one for the goal.
I'd be willing to bet money. He doesn't own any normal plates. Well that is gross if you don't actually look. I understand if I was a single man living alone, I would have plates only for company, like if I was having somebody over for dinner.
I would use real plates otherwise paper plates. It is like at the cabin. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I have paper plates at the cabin. My wife's not there.
There's no dishwasher at the cabin. There's a sink, but there's no dishwasher. And also I don't even like doing pots and pans, so I have I have those aluminum trays that you buy. You get like twenty of them in a package, and they're like big aluminum trays.
I put those bitches right on the woodstove and I cook whatever I'm cooking. Whether it's baked potatoes, you just put another one on top. Makes a little oven. But I cook ribs on that bitch.
I've cooked whole chickens on one of those things, small chicken, but still, I've cooked cordish hens. I've cooked steaks, barbecue, chicken, chicken wings. And when you're done, you just throw you crumple up that aluminum pan and throw it in the trash. No dishes, no dishes, But thank you Arctic ghosts.
That's one for the goal. Yeah, he's doing it because he's lazy. Uh oh, there's only three minutes left on the goal. Oh, no, we're at forty of fifty.
Oh no, there's only three minutes left. I could start another goal for ten five dollars super chats, so we could still hit it. But goal ends in three. Oh no, the goal is ending, my friends, I forgot about the time limit.
I thought we were gonna get there forty one for the Let's get a superchat train going. Let's see how close we could get. My friends hear the call of the goal and praise the cash, Praise the cash, praise the cash. Nine to go.
But we've only got a few minutes here at nine to go, Lennauser with one for the goal, I don't know what was worth forty three year old having Minecraft birthday theme or not even playing his game during the Minecraft birthday stream. You're right, it's absolutely ridiculous. Cash money, bitches, cash money. All right, two minutes left on the goal.
I think we'll just do a new one to make up the difference. I'm not here for a time limit, but three hours is the most that YouTube goal system will let you do. The you know, it'll only let you space it out to three minutes, and sometimes we do six hour streams, So I don't like that part. Of the goal system, but it is what it is.
I can re set a new goal and just set it for the nine that we're missing to get to the bonus content. Then I'm gonna have to worry about the time limit. But thank you Lenauzer for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. It is much much appreciated.
He begged more than actually playing any game. Of course he did. Of course he did, right, And there's one minute left on our goal, one minute and six seconds. We're not gonna hit nine nine more.
So I will just reset the goal and we'll get back to dsp eating tacos like a pig. Thanks for all the support so far. We're almost there. I'll just set a new goal and hopefully we'll get there.
We've got another fifteen minutes of this to go through, which is like torture. Why am I making you people watch this with me? Well, I guess because I have to, right, and if I have to, then you should have to as well. All right, back to the taco ship.
With letuce, tomato, cheese, and ranch sauce. It's definitely not a taco, so I don't know why on earth they call it a soft taco that's not even clothes. But it's pretty darn good. It's heavy, it's it's pretty good.
Okay, this is one hundred percent better than any stream the Pig could do. Yeah, I noticed he has no production other than a few bumpers. I wish all the dents were forced to watch an interview with him before donation. He's literally taking advantage of disabled and local intellect people.
I agree with that. Yes, Steven Scambion, stop withhold and pigs. Watch what the watch? Phil is unwatched, so I think it's good.
Yeah, he needs a commentator. However, you might say, how much is that? Phil? Are you ready for this?
This chicken sauce? Another goal for nine over? Gotta make it ten dollars for teal and yes, over eight dollars, eight dollars jesus. So that's why I was kind of suspect.
I was like, is it really a soft taco for over eight dollars? No, it's not. It's a burrito or it's a wrap, and you see how much you get. Honestly, I don't think I am, because it is pretty big.
To get to. The bonus content be pretty filling. They have various sides of taco time, chips and salts, which is kind of weird for a Mexican restaurant and other things. So even though it's okay, eight dollars for taco is too much, it's not really like the Emperor.
Now, out of all the things that I got. All right, this last thing, we're gonna try. Yes, do the countdown three two now support now. Okay, more super chats.
As you can see, it's quite big. Excuse me, it's quite large. It's the biggest thing out of everything that I might may have. Okay, this is called the Chabannaro chicken burrito.
So this is supposed to have black beans, cheese, salsa, and a bunch of other things in it that may g it like a you know, Mexican style soft habannaro burrito. On second, I got to get into my buy me a coffee. Somebody's supporting over there. Praise I want to do is actually bring it up until you do a cash praise the cash.
Here we go. Vegas beer with your. Choice of beef for chicken is black sour, spicy habonnarow salsa. Yes, thank you very much.
We have Vegas in Bama. Sent A bought me a beer so praise the cash, praise the cash bitches. That is very good. Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity, and thank you for your support much much appreciate it.
And in case you didn't know, whether you throw me a couple of bucks on PayPal or on buy me a coffee, get the sub over on Kick, or buy a sub on Kick, become a member, we read out and thank every single supporter. So thank you for your kindness, thank you for your generosity and support. Cash money bitches, cash money, cash. Money bitches, and thank you Vegas and Bama for letting me know.
Very kind and generous of you. And I'm sorry I would have checked in at some point. I remember to check in on that. Let's get back to the taco begger.
Okay, all right, you ready have an arrow chicken berry. So what's weird is in context? I mean, it does feel slightly different, like the texture of this raps feels slightly different. We have a loose black bean, I'll get him out of here.
And it is bigger and heavier than the chicken taco. All right, all right, let's give it a shot. The hab naro chicken burrito. I have a.
Dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. I'm sorry. Thank you Chill Station seven for your kindness, generosity and support ratio to every day says, thanks for the money, dummies, Yes, praise the cash, praise the cash.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? We're gonna hit this goal. I feel it.
I feel it in my wallet. My pants are getting heavy here because while it's getting some one second toy troll troll says, I donated. I tried donating a little while ago. Now here's and it didn't go through.
Here are my I got no chicken and rice. Thank you for spicy arrow and that salsa. Yes, thank you. My tongue right now is generosity.
Actually, to take a sip of water. The dollar sign was too powerful for a lot because it was burning so much. Okay, powerful dollars. It's not bad, yes, but yes, considering the troll troll.
Show support, thanks for appreciate. The chicken is I'm not finding any I hope. Let's contell you. I feel it down in my plums.
Yes, I feel it down in my plums. I absolutely feel it down in my plums. Yeah. That's four bites and still no chicken Okay, that might be chicken right there, but I haven't gotten any.
Thank you, Vegas and Bama from smile on my face. And we're gotta check in with the goal where four of ten, we're already half way there. Yes, yes, praise the cash, praise it, praise it. Still with ten dollars for the goal.
Thank you for more extension than the money. Thank you for throwing. I think there's way more chicken in the tago than there is in the burrito. I'm getting NonStop beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice every single bite, with some of the from the Bnaro salsa.
But pay for double meat. I'm getting zero chicken. Son of a bit. I just keep going.
Let's keep going with this terrible food that I'm complaining about that I bought with morons money. He buys every meal with moron money. That bite, I finally got some chicken, but I also. Got a mouthful of sour you want to talk about what?
So basically all I really tasted there, I didn't really taste anything else, So that's kind of point. I was hoping for a chicken flavor and I just got sour cream blast. Yeah, Phil, it's a burrito. The majority is beans and rice.
That's a burrito, you know, it's phil a little bit of meat in it, tiny little bit, you know. What bothers me when they say something, you know those frozen burritos. You can there's more chicken coming by the way, And they say halfway into this burrito. They say, beef and bean burrito.
Where's the beef in those? It's just bean paste. It's not just maybe there's beef flavoring or a little bit of beef just they put a little bit of beef gravy in the beans when they grind it up. I guess so that they could say it's a beef and bean burrito.
I've had one bite with chicken. Oh what predominantly the flavor I'm getting is the habinaro phil. That's definitely the strongest flavor in it is the heat. Outside of that, Yes, I taste beans and rice, But why would I want a giant burrito that's mostly just beans and rice.
I want the chicken. And they really skimmed in this for some bizarre reason. They went heavy with the chicken and the taco and light on the chicken in the burrito. Yeah, it's probably some fifteen year old kid making this food fill you asshole.
That's weird. I wonder if two different people made them, right, sixteen. Year old kid? Whatever.
Phil Burnello connoisseur, food reviewer extraordinaire, but he only reviews slops. Do a few more bites and I'll tell you my overall thoughts. No self reflection in zero humility. Yeah, I mean, I've seen that sour cream.
Go to full screen, now goes to a narrow spice. I need to wash it down. It's too spicy, getting the habit narrow flavor from the habit arrow Bernito. Who would have thought?
I know, his reviews are so insightful, right, Okay, it's way too spicy here, I'll eat more. He thinks a chef meticulously and carefully prepares the tacos, but in reality, it's a wage slave putting it together asap to keep up with the quota of a dickhead manager. Yeah. I only ever had one fan foot job in my life.
Here's the truth. It was desperate for money, and uh it was the only job I could know exaggeration. I worked at everything. I just ate was better than taco bell.
It wasn't too bad though, which essentially is a large taketo operator. Tastes a really good did it in the ranch sauce and that was just it tastes even better. I could eat in there. The aldo with the flavor of the banks is way better than taco bell be.
It has great flavor to it. And if he didn't notice, I don't even know. We're gonna we're gonna pull a dark Side film and find out does. That the McCauley the shells, but we'll take you didn't break.
We'll take it, thank you for which is great. That's they always breaking me in the mess that wouldn't brand. Let's face it, all. The sauce chicken do with your money.
He's probably my favorite thing everything that we just had one for the goal, thank you taco shocking because it really isn't a taco. It's essentially get to the goal and it tastes four more. Praise the cash and praise the goal. God bless the goal.
Friends for more and we are in bonus content time, but we're ticking down. That is my favorite thing. I got much more time. Dark Side Phil stuffing his face ten more minutes of this shit.
People actually watch this like unronically, like not just to shit on him to actually watch it. I can't believe that. I can't believe people. Actually it's so good.
I see some venison burritos in my future, my very near future. You know. It sucks. Now I have to defrost the meat and I hate doing that, like in the microwave, because you've got to really watch it, you know.
Sometimes I just put it in a pot of hot water for you know, twenty minutes, and that'll do. I don't know, ladies out there, what's the best way to defrost a few pounds of ground meat quickly without it like getting gross or burning or any of that kind of stuff. Right, Yes, absolutely, Arctic Ghost XCV says Steve needs the money for suffering through this. Yes I do, Yes, I do.
And praise the cash, praise the cash. Almighty. Well, let's face it, all so money talked. Money does talk.
And thank you for letting your money talk to me, especially so much tonight. Big support, big support from Arctic Ghost xv CV tonight. We appreciate all those donos very very much. And I'm checking in now we're three away.
Who will get the goal winning goal? Goal winning? Super chat? Who's gonna get it?
There's only three left and then we somebody's gonna be the goal getter tonight. The person responsible for finally hitting this goal. Best way to thaw is ziplock in hot water. That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I do generally. I have this big pot and I we have really hot water at our sink. There's no governor on it. In the bathroom, I think there is a governor.
So the hot water only gets so hot. But in the sink, I can literally make hot tea with the hot water if you just leave it run for a little while. So I fill up a big pot and then I just put it in there. And it's sealed in plastic already, so I just put it in there.
And yeah, that's a good idea. That's what I'm gonna do. Thanks for letting me know I'm on the right track. The microwave doesn't work so good sometimes even on the frost, because if you leave it on in there too long, it's it's wacky.
Oh, I can describe it all right. I wasn't going to do this, but I am going to do this. I am going to give you a big, big preview of the new kick only stream remember we were talking about the puppets. I'm working on the puppet layer now, and I gotta tell you, as far as all the puppet stuff that I ever did in my life, I like what I'm doing for this new show.
I decided that I got tired of AI. Of course, then I caved and we used a little bit of tools to we cheated a little bit. So what I did is really perform the puppet. Where did it go?
I know it's in here somewhere. Uh uh. H. I got a really good one to share with you.
Where is it at? That's saying it's not in my desktop. It's got to be there, all right. I'll try to find that.
But if I can find it, I'm sure I will. Maybe I have the oh I'm putting it in role. I found it. I'm gonna share with you.
The announcer. The announcer for the new show Internet in Saturday's Circus is the creepiest looking orangutan that you've ever seen in your life. Like, I really am so happy with the way that this turned out. And I have been doing all of these different things trying to get the best take on this character.
And oh boy, oh boy, I nailed it. I was so happy. Now, of course it's a real puppet performance, but then I ran it through some digital stuff to make it a little more animated, and oh boy, oh boy, it is something to see the creepiest fucking orangutan show announcer you've ever seen. And given our budget, we don't really have the budget for our show announcer.
So I thought we could use a puppet and pre record them, and man, this is something special. And tonight you'll get to see a preview of that if we hit the goal. So we'll do the bonus content and we'll do the preview of the Internet in Sanity Circus. I'll give you a few preview pieces.
Devoured Eagle with fifty dollars MX, fifty MX, the wise words of Andy, fuck you, Phil, Yes, and praise the cash, Praise the cash almighty. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man, haha. Not for me. My dollar signs are getting more powerful thanks to the kindness of people like Devoured Eagle and ratioed every day here, I'm okay with getting the assist, says ratio every Day.
Well, thank you for that kind and generous assistance. It is much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Yes, yes, and and Kita with one here's the bikini. Oh I love it? Uh yeah. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity and your support of the show.
It is much much appreciated. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more.
Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. All right.
Oh, it looks like we have hit our goal. We have hit our goal and made it to the bonus content. And who got us over the hump is the last few people devoured Eagle ratioed every day and Kaita and here we have oh let me see cyclops quadruped with the kind of generous ten dollars getting us over the hump. Thank you to all of you kind of generous benefactors, and you Patreon supporters, YouTube channel members, people buying me a coffee, people sending those PayPal pledges, and to you kick subscribers, you kick gifting, you people gifting Kick subs.
Thank you all, super Chatter, Superstickert, super thanks people. We thank all of you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. Because remember every dollar that somebody sends me upset dark side Phil, and isn't Isn't that what it's really about? Right, felting Phil, That's that's really what it's about.
So thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Praise the cast. Pitches suffer, Piggy Phil suffer. Stephen Cambian is a terrible person.
He made fun of me for begging like a crackhead on my streams. Ever since I did that interview, he's been continuing to roast me and get fat bags of money for it. So of course he doesn't really care about my begging or grifting. He only cares about getting that bag.
I'm so sick of Stephen Camby and roasting me on his pig roast. I don't care what he says. I'm not going to stop begging. I'm broke, I'm bald, and I'm a loser.
I have no choice but to beg for my more on viewers in order to survive. I have pizza parties by myself. I build lego toys like an eight year old. I spent tens of thousands of dollars on a children's wrestling game.
I play teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games like a child, and I beg for money a hundred times a stream. I beg that much because I'm broke. I need that money. I really really do.
I need that money. Money for taxes, money for Gin, money for my car, money for fast food, money for new toys, money for door Dash, money for my wrestling game, my electric my Internet, money for dinner out. I'm not eating a lunch meat sandwich on my day off. I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money. I deserve that money. I really really do.
I deserve that money. I don't care how many times Steven Cambian roast me. I'm never going to stop begging why because I need that money. I really really do I need that money.
I really really do. I need that money, and I'll never stop begging to get it. Oh wow, and I forgot I don't know that I've read that. So praise the positivity from Cyclop's quadruped.
Thank you for your positivity, and we've got one from splink. I do have a genuine question when you research Phil in preparation to interview him. Did you have an inkling that it would end like this? I certainly did, knowing how side Scrollers ended.
Well, I didn't know that I was going to continue to cover him. I thought that would be a one off, but I can't lie. When I saw the bag from the interview and then everybody was like, you're going to do a follow up show about him, right, and like an update, I went, Okay, I'll try it. And honestly, I've been having a lot of fun with this.
But thank you Splink for your question. Yeah, I mean no, I didn't really foresee it going this way, but I'm glad I'm part of me. I'm glad at where we ended up. Money bitches, cash money.
We ended up at cash money. So thank you Splink for your kindness, generosity and support. Now I'm looking over this and we've got I'm just going to watch him fill his face for another ten minutes. No, thank you.
We hit our goal. So I think what we're going to do is we're gonna skip this shit show here and get to the good content that I have. But before we do that, I do have to take a break to get some liquid beverage and yeah, and visit the Little Boys Room. So, as is usually the case, I don't know that I really have a long enough bumper for that.
So what I'm going to do is make you people watch Dark Side Phil beg until I get back. I have a twelve minute video of him begging. We never get through the whole thing, but it'll provide a much needed quick break. The show is not over.
We've got the bonus content you don't want to miss seeing this orangutan announcer for the new Kick Only Uncensored show. I really am proud of it. I thought when this when I was I was like, this is some of my best work with puppets. Ever, and I have I'll go get him.
I'll go get the character the puppets so you could see it in real time on the show, and then I will show you what we've done with the puppet. So thanks so much for all the support. We're gonna get into the good content. I've got some incredible stuff to share with you, some of the funniest dark Side Field shit I've ever seen.
Uh, we'll be right back, friends, all. Right, We're gonna get started soon, guys, and be great if you can support the stream tonight in any way. It's gonna be critical that you guys support the content in whatever way that you can. Really, if I don't get support on these streams, it sucks because that means that you know, I'm not making anything on the videos.
If you'd like to support my final stream of the week, please do it in any way. I will give you a shout out last chance. If you'd like to support the stream in any way, I would haveciate it. Guys, thanks for being here.
It would be great if you can support the stream in some way, but outside of that, any support would be appreciated. It'd be great if you could support tonight's stream. You've been asking me NonStop for variety, so I'm giving you variety. I'm giving you what you want tonight.
It'd be great if you could support that. Okay, gout about an hour left on the stream. Please support the stream. You guys have been asking me NonStop for more variety content.
Guys, we've got about fifteen minutes left, okay, Any last minute support would be appreciated. This has actually been one of my least supported streams in history. I don't know what gives with that. Honestly, I will say this, if you enjoy it consider supporting it because, like I said, the stream did.
We did great with super chats, but everything else is kind of dead. I'm really reliant on, you know, basically bringing in as much money as I can on streams, and if I have a slow time or whatever, it stresses me out. I'm completely out of money and I need to pay at least three to four more bills. Today we really have almost no support at all.
Guys, it would be really agree if you can support the stream today. We have had a very slow support stream. I don't know why. I don't like having this game be my lowest supported stream.
Being honest, it's such a great game. You guys have asked for it for years. I wanted to play it for years. It kind of sucks to know that this is sadly a game that people aren't really digging.
I don't know. We have another hour left, okay, I'm just gonna be doing stories. You can see. It'd be great we can get some more contributions.
In particular, like I told you guys at the beginning of the stream tonight, I really need help with tips right now. I've got my day off on Monday, and then big bills coming up right after, so tips would be preferred today. Views don't really matter to me. I don't care if I have two hundred viewers on the stream for Prono Tigger Trigger.
I really don't. It's not a big deal. Prono Trigger did not get great support last night. I'm nervous that what's gonna end up happening is this game ends up being the slow game and it doesn't get support.
And what if there's a day when also the other stream I'm doing doesn't get support. That's gonna be a concern. I will be honest with you, guys. I would hope that you know there's some support tonight as well.
I didn't notice the last couple community nights that the support was lower than other standard streams I'm doing. You know this is a service I'm doing just to you guys. I could easily be just doing ranked and ranking up. I did all that investment, so it would be great if you could support the streams being very honest and heads up.
I am really badly off financially right now, truly incredibly just out of money, not even lying. I really need your support. Last time we played Mniza two days ago for the premiere. It was the lowest supported stream I had the entire year to this point.
Thanks for everyone who was here, for the very few people who supported. This was the least supported stream I have done all year. I'm pretty sure I don't think there's been a single stream where it's been this least support supported, especially for the attendant. Those streams didn't get overwhelming over reviewers the support.
Shockingly, the support wasn't great because right now, as you can see, attendance is down, support is down, everything's down. And within two streams, people just lost interest completely, stop showing up, stopped engaging, like they're not even talking to me when I'm playing the game anymore, and definitely stopped supporting. Besides the fact that I got my daily contribution for one minute, man who's here pretty much every day to contribute, I'd be two dollars on the Signaledge stream yesterday, you understand two bucks. I was getting more support on the Zelda streams.
I was getting more support on the Diablo streams. I got way more support on my Final Fantasy and certainly the Street Fighters streams. I don't know what happened that this particular game, For some reason, it was the slowest night ever. I really have no clue.
You're telling me that a game that people were asking for for a straight month is literally the slowest support stream of the entire year, not the week, not the month, up until now. In twenty twenty three, that was the slowest support stream I've had all year. That tells me something. As you can see, we have less than eight dollars in super chat.
We had two super chats totally less than ten dollars, and two super chats all night. I don't have member goals anymore. We don't have oh boy friends, oh boys. You can see I have a friend here with me.
I'm sorry, I forgot the I forgot the rod for the hand. This is the announcer for the Internet Insanity Circus, and I don't have a voice. I'm not voicing him, but as you could see, he's pretty articulate. What do you think of dark Side Phil.
He's a beggar, he's a bomb, he's broke, he's gay, he's bold. I agree with you. So are you excited about the new Internet in Sanity Circus? Yeah, it's gonna be great, all right.
So this is an interesting character. It is one of a kind. Uh, this is a one of the kind character I like. Sometimes I will use a generic puppet off the shelf, but for the main announcer for the internet and sen the circus.
As you can see, we went all out. This is the craziest orangutan I'd ever seen who you'll call it a monkey? All right? Sorry, I was not really prepared to show him off tonight, but I thought since we hit our goal, I would let you get a little bit of a preview.
So waving goodbye and I will share a video. Video is much much better than what I've just showed you because there's some production involved in that and some digital help. I really thought that I could articulate these puppets so well that we would do just straight film them, and I really tried, but I had to be honest in that using a little bit of digital help really really helped. It really made the puppet pop much more.
Right. This was Steve's keynot branch out and just have to cover sci fi wackadoo's now he is open to just wacka duos in general. Yeah, that is it. Have you seen the last time that he played street Fighter?
It's hilarious. Yeah, he waits quit that He's supposed to be an expert at street Fighter and he was getting felted by everyone. What do you want from me? Nothing is ever right?
What do you want from me? Nothing I do is good enough for you. I'm sick of trying? What do you want from me?
Those are definitely song lyrics, right, all right, So we're going to get into the bonus content, but we're going to stick with the puppet theme for now. I am going to show you our orangutan announcer and this is just a quick clip. Remember, these puppets are not a huge part of the new show. They're just they're there to add a little bit of They're there to add a little bit of extra crazy.
To be honest, I wanted a little extra crazy. So yeah, one second here, we'll get going on that. And this is the bonus content, So you get to see a preview of the Internet Insanity Circus. This is like the announcer, So every time the show starts, he'll have a few words for the audience.
Maybe he'll beg for donations and help us hit our goal. I need all the help I can get. So this is just a little one minute preview of the upcomingkick dot com exclusive uncensored show, the internett Oh, Internet Insanity Circus. Let's take a look.
That's Internet archaeology. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Please with This is a viewer supported show. We thank every viewer who subs live on air, and we thank every person who gives a sub We also think on air anyone who sends an apal pledge.
So please remember to support the show so we can keep making more shows. This is the Internet Insanity Circus. Step right up and come inside. You really won't believe your eyes, so.
Buckle up, motherfuckers. Welcome to the craziest show you'll ever know. Shit's about to get crazy up in this bitch. So get some snacks, grab your favorite beverage and smoke them if you got them.
Get settled in, get ready to relax, laugh and have a good time here on the Internet Insanity Circus. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Let's go, motherfuckers. Yeah, it's time to start the show.
Let's go. I like it. I like it. What do you guys think?
Let me know in the comments, what do you think of this? Uh? What do you think of this? Announcer for the new show.
I think I think pretty much nailed it. That's funny that you mentioned that's one of that's the boat, that's the bonus content, Steve. Have you seen Dark Side Puppet by Crimson King. No, but I'm going to show some of that tonight and then I'm gonna message him and ask him if I could buy that puppet.
I want that puppet, or if he could show me maybe he used an off the shelf puppet and just added stuff to make it look more like Phil. I want to buy that puppet. I really really do. I want to buy that puppet.
I really really do. Hopefully he won't want too much for it. Uh. I don't know what what you're spamming in the chat, Aaron Floores, I think is that?
Uh yeah, so that's the boat that was part of the bonus content I had for tonight. Somebody sent me this, Uh it is is basically it is Darkseide Phil as a puppet, and I gotta tell you it is hysterical. So basically they just took voice clips of dark Side Phil and then they use a puppet. Let's get into this.
Friends. Welcome to the bonus. Thanks for helping us to hit the goal, and I've got something else fun to share with you after this. Yeah, it is like triumph a little bit.
Yeah, that Phil puppet is worth billions. I'm doing anything else. The supplier here is only a tiny supplier. I quit.
The games sucks, just like it did last year when I played it. Random spawns of how much drunks you could you get? Random amount of month? Fuck this game.
Game sucks. I'm not gonna waste time on this fucking game when there's no way to win. I had enough money to finish this game. This game is a piece of ship.
Here here sucker Punk Projects says yes and praise the cast. Bitches, cash money, bitches, cash money. This disc. See this fucking piece of garbage disc.
Fucking it's gonna stay back there forever. I'm never picking it up again. Blake will never asked me to play that game again. That's the worst fucking get.
That game is way worse than Revolution sixty. Seriously, sixty is throwing as fuck. But you can advance in it. You don't feel like you're wasting your time.
You can fall asleep playing Get to play it. This game came a fucking play You're gonna waste your time with grinding bullshit. Oh it's I look at and it made no sense. It told me that there was a spike in advertisement from like you know, November, from then it went down slightly in the Saturdayebruary, which you always expect, and then in February we revenue goes back.
I want this problem we got, we gotta buy down in January. I am down to buy this. I'm going to make the. Pay my bills, all right.
Sucks. Outside of all that, I really don't have much else to say, and I do want to get started here with Horizon, So. All do is really quickly. Yeah, and by the way, need your help everyone.
It is the final day of February if you're not aware, all right, So anything that you can do help me out right now is appreciated because it's much more, you know everything. I'm looking at. My ad revenue for my money earned on YouTube is abysmal by far, the lowest by by I'm not even lying, by thousands of dollars. If and when this was gonna get here, it finally did.
It is my new car, Ladies and. Gentlemen, A small step up from the camera that we were driving as a rent hole he's absolutely terrible. Oh you go online, Wow, what a great player. You really heard that when you fucking piece of shit?
And that's genius. He put the hands together holding a controller so that he could work both arms with one puppet control rod. So whoever did this knows a little bit about puppets. This is very very This is good puppetry.
It looks like the character. It's cartoonish. He's lipsacking the voice of Phil in there, perfectly, very very talented guy. This is good, good material.
We didn't bring this slap tonight. What a dumb fuck and now he drops because he's a fucking bitch, don't fucking bitch, o idiot, fucking. Oh oh. Did you know what the fuck was that?
Oh? Oh fuck you fuck you? Oh look Kim, look at Kama, Look at Kambo, Look at Commo. Look at Kama.
Walk still hitting, Look at Como. Look at Como. Look at Como, look at Combo. Oh I'm good.
No, I can't do anything because online sucks. It's delayed. I can't fucking block. I can't even get up and block, So of course I'm going to lose one hundred percent health to bullshit.
Who knows. The bottom line is this my business isn't doing so well. After I furnished this house, I'm gonna be spending all my savings grafterally came off the cost of the move and the cost to furnish the house for the next two years probably, so it's gonna be tight. And did you notice anything.
It's like nothing has changed for him in years. Nothing has changed for him in years. He's blaming the game when things don't go well. He still does that.
He's crying and complaining that he needs more money out of his dents. So that had this is years ago, and Phil was just saying how much he's grown and changed in the past few years. He hasn't grown or changed at all. He's the same begging slob that he's always been.
Come on, another scrub, here's what I do online. You to jow, you to jaw to jaw to jaw. You can oh wait, it's not done yet. Sure you could show, you could show.
You can't wow. You're so good, You're so good. That sucks a game. He said something wrong.
I shouldn't have said something that. Of course, every motherfucker on the internet who steals my videos, who illegally towards my streams, and who takes every fucking comment I ever say out of context to find that one moment when I say something wrong. Here's what I said publicly a minute because it's out there dull and I didn't mean it, and I said, well, it must just be the people are lazy. It seems to be like people.
Are fucking lazy and don't want to come out to. This is awesome today. You know, be an independent guy, that's not a pain hill, that's your to play a game just because I'm getting paid for it and I have to kiss the game's ass, you know, constantly release copy of the game, and so what I say about the game there's a few and bargo a couple of days in the future. I'm not like that.
When you watch me on a stream, you're getting unadulterated. Guy friends. On the next pig roast we will have, we will have Broke Side Phil, We'll be guest hosting. And yes it's a mask, Isaac, Isaac, I've already got it together.
In fact, it just worked out that I had a character covering a UFO grifter that looks a lot like Dark Side film, so much so that people are like, oh, that looks like a dark Side film mask. So I've made a few changes to it, and I've even got a dark Side Phil day shirt for that, and so on the next pig Roast maybe this Thursday, if I don't have I'm trying to finish a UFO related show, but it's requiring a lot of research. I might not get it done in time for Thursday. And besides, I kind of want to cover that Smart Guys thing, So maybe we'll do that, right, Maybe we'll do a Broke Side Phil or you know, scum Side Phil who as.
Bro And this is from the actual audio. This is from the actual audio from his video. There so is up everyone, Hello, Hello, and welcome all the cameras on. The First Burst.
I don't even know. You get jerking off may first Burst. The anniversary is coming, all right. I need help right now.
I need, first of all, people who are watching my stuff, dispread of your word of mouth so that I can keep paying my fucking bills and keep my house and not have it repossessed. Ship. I need help. He needs money, he really really does.
He needs that money. Another band, all the bags. I'll pretty much small day if I if I lose horribly. Then sadly, I'll go to a characteristics most of the characters I couldn't counterself the.
Game, blaming the game for sucking at games. I love it. Look all the. Damn dude, No, look at his equipment.
Dude, so much fucking damage you did already? Oh god? Oh yeah. And I said earlier that that video with me as the principal was Pigsar Animations.
I was wrong. I apologize. There's so many talented people making this weird content about Phil. It's Licero familiar dsp the Wolverine figure and that's up next on the bonus content.
Friends. Oh fuck this, putting the controller down? Done not playing this guy. He's ridiculous.
What a waste of a map? He hits me. He's gonna do like eighty ninety percent more gammas that he's supposed to. Just fucking win, Just win.
You got your win when you're fucking overpowered equipment, you. Refuse to have a fair match. Go ahead, go ahead, congratulations, Congratulations, you're. Great, you're a great player.
Hopo, everyone a standing ovation, everyone standing ovation. He gets so bad. I gets so angry when he gets felted in a children's video game. It's so good.
You're so good doing double Davids without the fucking head. You're so good. What a fucking idiot's seeing toughing Piggy the fucking games bro. Fucking rest of my fucking time.
Can I get a real match? Please? I really need your help. Is within all the situation going on right now with these these taxies.
The only other thing you can do to help me is Patreon pledge money to get perks, get stuff back, but also to help me because if the bottom line is if a small amount of my viewership every single I forgot. Listen those videos, uh that we started the broadcast with from h Bomb, it's very very close to hitting the goal for monetization for YouTube. What is that? Oh?
I got it all right? So I'm going to put into our live chat. I'm going to put his YouTube channel it's h dash Bomb one moment here. Let me get that going.
What is going on? Okay? I have to put it in the YouTube live chat, and I'll put it in the kick live chat as well. I'm just gonna put I'm just gonna put sub to h bomb here and I will put that in the kick chat as well.
H Bomb is very very close to getting monetized. Friends, so if we can help him do that, we want to definitely do that. I always forget until later in the stream. So pinned in the YouTube live chat is the link to go and subscribe to him.
He makes good, good content and he he's been doing that for free for a very long time. So in the kickchat you will find the link to go over. So just go on over subscribe to him now, and let's help get him over the hump. One second, here where did I put it?
Oh? Okay, So this is his YouTube channel. He's got nine hundred and twenty five subscribers. He just needs seventy five more of you to go over to his YouTube channel and smash that subscribe button.
It really really would help him out. He makes good content. He's been making good content for I think years unmonetized. So let's get him over the hump.
Let's get him to the goal and help h bomb to praise the cash. Praise the cash, Praise the cash, almighty cash. Seventy five more of you if you haven't already subscribed to him, I know many of you have. Let's go.
Let's get him over the hump. We've got two hundred and three hundred people watching right now. I'm sure there's probably seventy five of you who have not yet subscribed to his channel. So if we could get him over the hump, that would be very very helpful.
Pinned in the live chat is the link in the kick live chat is the link. Let's go over there and sub bomb him right now. Let's get him over the hump, over the monetization goal and praising the cash friends, and we'll go back to our puppet show here. Come on, I get around two million of you still the home flogs or over on he gaming or anything that's just the channel alone gets over two million views usually a month.
All right, If ten percent of two million give. A dollar a month. Once again, a. Situation where I have the absolutely nothing wrong.
All right. So that's it. That is it for dark Souls too. That's the conclusion of Dark Souls to sucks.
Oh no, boss, I don't blame from. Software YouTube channel member, welcome and praise the cash. Not meant to be chock Ordinal channel, Praise the cash. I have a dangerously little bank account.
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I really do. I need that money. D S people were meeting. He needs that money to pay his bills.
He really really does. Yes. H Bomb is a good guy. He's helping me in so I'm trying to help him money money then subs since the last time, thank you Robot.
Now's let's go over there and get some more subs for h bomb help him hit the ball? Witches thirty four demanding Yeah, he's sixty six more, sixty six more subs to money, Let's get him over the whole happening. To constantly not only monitor the videos, uploading, the adding of the playlist social media, to keep everyone in the loop of what's going on in constantly everything and all that. All that's part of it.
And it's something that I have to do constantly. So my job is very time consuming. His job is very time consuming. Yes, now I'm charmed.
I'm charmed sweets. He's gonna fucking, he's gonna fuck. I'm gonna heal him. I'm gonna heal him.
I'm gonna heal them. I know it. And then I quit. If I heal them, I quit.
I'm not kidding. I'm done, rage, quitting, rage and wage. He's doing it again. He's doing it again.
Oh my god, Oh my god, this this is insanity. This is over. I'm done. I'm done.
Shouldna heal I'm done. I'm done. It's over. It's over.
Goodbye, It's over? Or does he su that's it? Forsa latest I've ever done in an RPG that's that's the worst final boss fight I've ever done, and I'm not redoing it, so I don't care about. The end of the game.
I spent you know, one, two, three. Four over four months. Uh, and I'm not doing it again. That's a complete waste of time.
That was boss fight, the worst design. Yeah, I'm done. The Flight Thor is over. I'm not playing this game again.
That is it. I'm not wasting any more time. I'm done. You could show to someone and they would think, there, this is all years ago.
Hack game design. There is no reason have a fucking boss that can multiply charm your party is the boss? Fuck that. Rage quitting is like rage quitting.
He quits the game if he doesn't think he's getting enough donations for playing the game, and then he blames the game for the lack of donations, saying the game sucks so people didn't want to support it, when it's really he's just boring as fuck. I'm gay on gay, I'm gay totally game. For the most part, it's your phil You're getting the real deal. You're not getting the fake acting fill.
You're not getting a puppet like I like to call some other streamers. Who puppet, you're not getting a budget as a puppet tells us that. He entertainer, I really need your help. Any funds raised this Patreon pledge or drive this month is going straight towards the taxes to save my ass?
All right? Why am I poisoned? Why my toxic? What?
Jenna is coming back to me and saying we have no new information because YouTube hasn't made any determination yet. So literally, I sit here with my thumb firmly stuck up my ass, putting out videos, doing gameplay streams for you, doing what I've always done with my entire livelihood of business and jeopardy. Because YouTube isn't good at what they did, go fuck yourself. Sorry, I'm the one who operated a successful YouTube channel, me free, I'm the one who puts out the content.
Sure, where is the waiting room behind you? You don't have to call me in, idiot. I just walked in the door. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
Wow, you're quite. Rude, felt it by an eleven year old girl? Eleven game? You just got?
You see what's wrong with this pictures? She says? Did you just say? Probably?
Because now I'm away from that annoying, fucking bitch of a kid who I would have slapped in real life. They fund to me like that, threatening to smack an eleven year old girl, I. Would have fucking pimp slept that ship out of that. Hot dog, hot dog.
Hot dog. Wow. Well there you go. There's some artists of you from one of the detractors, look and even put a bald spot dark side puppet.
Oh that is just wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Take a moment to check in with the live chat before we continue with the bonus content. Yeah, these Why am I toxic bro got felted by a little kid?
Yes, uh, it's one of those things. Felt it while being a felted puppet. Yes, all right. So we're gonna go to the cartoon that I'm a part of, and this is from the YouTube channel of Lichero.
You can find them on YouTube. It's Lichero on YouTube. I apologized earlier. I believe I said it was Pigs Are Animations.
Pigs Are Animations did the slightly different animation than this, but they're both very, very talented. I'm very impressed with what I've seen from both. Uh. So this is the story of dark Side film not getting that Wolverine figure as a child SP.
We are going back in time to the traumatizing event of the Wolverine action figures. Where the is this stupid butting loser side fill. Hey there, mister Jordan's and i'd a conversation. Funny catch the next episode of Familiar DSP This Sunday at three pm Pacific time?
Is your wife asking you to go down on her lunch meat sandwich at army layard of roast beef and some tangy ass barbeque sauce? What's some meaning? Get your big ass down to Arby's asap. Make sure you hit your kipps.
If the wife is starving, she'll have. To deal with it. Steve gets his Wolverine action figure. Yeah I do.
That's PPP's voice. Yeah, he cloned a bunch of voices for this. It's only this is the one that I didn't mirror. And of course we get hit with an ad but that's okay.
It's only an eight minute video, so there shouldn't be too many interruptions. I apologize for that. Let's get it back in here and continue with our bonus feltoning of Phil It reminds me, for some reason, of Charlie Brown. I don't know why Big upstill at Taro.
Go subscribe to his channel. This is great stuff. Where the fuck is this stupid buss? Ha ha, that's weird.
My Thermo scanner indicates that the bus should be here this very second they watch. Is it gonna put in the snorts a few hours ahead? Apparently Phil's been snorting since he was a child like that. So I know I'm not late.
Oh, here comes my bus. Hey there, mister Jordan, I'm not here to conversate. Man, ha ha, I'm not here to conversate. Is that review tech?
This is a bus driver. There's all these cameos. I don't know who some of these others are. Hey they're Philly Beans.
Don't here? Oh hey, oh I see. I thought you stayed in my room. Who in the hell are you talking to?
Kid? My best friend? Oh I see? Oh no, that's wings.
Shut the fuck up. Notice Phil's going to school in the short us. Have a good day, mister Jordan. Dude, shut the fuck up.
Dude, your little kid. Phil. You don't have the new Wolverine action figure? Well, well, Phil doesn't have the new Wolverine figure.
He must be dirt poor. Haha, fucking loser side, Phil, you don't have the Wolverine figure because your parents are fucking poor. As a matter of fact, I technically have it, but my parents are hiding it from me until my birthday. Whoa buddy, Hell, this is principal Campion the entire school.
Besides, Phil has the new Wolverine figure. I just got mine yesterday and it's awesome. Have good day everyone except for Phil. You know you don't have it.
Phil. It's probably sold out by now, you fucking moron. You Phil, no X Men figure for you. It must suck to be poor.
My parents have the money. They're just fucking stupid. Don't line figure. Your parents don't have the figure.
I have the figure? Fuck you duty, Yeah, because I have. A bloody ass hangover. We will learn geography today.
By the way, who got the new X Men Action figure? Mister Ludacris. My mom has it hidden from me and I'll have it on my birthday. Well look here, you moron's I got two.
Yeah I heard only real life losers don't have it. Anyways, let's get started. Philip, come up to the board and name the following countries. I would have done it if he asked me, what country is this, Philip?
I'm not sure if that's a trick question, mister Ludacris. What are you talking about? Just name the country? What country is this?
Film? You do the best? Or Mexico, but I'm not sure. Just sit down for.
Anybody a voice over cakes? What clubs? Does he nicey it? Then?
Does he go it? Does he needs down? Principal Cambyan, Philip, what the hell are you doing in here? Mister Ludacris sent me here because I had some sort of tick.
I honestly couldn't control myself. Principal Cambyan, what. Did you do exactly? Mister Ludacris was teaching us about some sort of map thing, and I saw a shape that looked familiar to me, and it must be hereditary, since I have European genes anyway, So instinctively my arm went up in an m Bison style hat appeared on my head.
Next thing I know, mister Ludacris sent me to this very lost. All this trouble you're in, Philip, is because you don't have the wolverine figure yet. Holy shit, you're right Principal cambyon I'm going to Lens Comic Shop asap. Yes, Principal, Yes, Wolverine.
It's even funnier watching. Yeah, I love this figures. Triple P is just an asshole. Triple P.
You need to buy it now and just fucking hide it from me until my birthday. It's in a few weeks. Will Philip. You can go look at the toy.
But then we got to get out here. I told everyone at school that I had it already. Mom, Principal, I don't know if we have any more Wolverines, but you can check behind you down the aisle. Guys, listen, I want that action figure for my birthday.
So please what I would ask you. I've never asked you to do this before. We know how rare that figure is. We know we've been the stores endlessly.
We've never seen it in the flesh. It's finally here in front of our faces. Please buy the figure now, hide it from me for whatever, for months until my birthday. Give it to me on my birthday.
This one's sure. I will get this action figure. I'll think about it, Philip. Let's go Dave.
Well, well, well, I told you Len's Comics was sold out, you loser. Well, where are my birthday gifts? Philip? You don't want to cut the cake first?
No, fuck that, it's gift opening time. Okay, let's see what we got here? What in the fuck? We're very sorry, but we couldn't find the action.
I told you to buy the figure? Why me? Why don't you listen to me? Thanks for that.
I appreciate it. I finally have my very own Wolverine figure. It had a lot at Len's comics. Want to know why they had so many in stock film?
Let me see? Yes, just like I imagined, you got the loser second run Wolverine figure. I already knew that, and I don't care. Keep lying to yourself there, buddy, you will never fit in, you fucking moron.
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Six days a week. After full time, he sits up in his room. The two cats are left all alone. I guess she'll just call Tyrone.
Lit it up. A Shareow's familiar DSP. No kids at that birthday party? Yes it should, let's shallows Billy adsp Living It Up and reds on Never Go Out, Lit it Up on pulling whole gas.
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Yeah there you know all right, friends, So we have made it through to another successful dark Side Phil pig Roast. Yeah, uh, very talented. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I don't know if it was done in the style of of my song maybe just uh you know, similar style.
It is true seekers. Yeah, so we thank Lachero especially for including me. He didn't have to do that, but I'm glad that he did. Sure put a smile on my face.
You know, I have been cartoonized several times. Yeah we will. Maybe we'll play one of the pigs our animations on the next Phil pig Roast. But we're about out of time.
We've been streaming for over four hours here. We're about out of time for this pig roast. All good holidays or special events must come to an end, and surely this one will too. So we want to take a moment to thank all of you kind of generous benefactors.
We hit the goal tonight, something we don't always do, so I'm very appreciative when we do. We want to thank you Patreon supporters, YouTube channel members, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting True Seekers memberships, you people gifting Kick subs. We want to thank you super chatter, superstick or super thanks people. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat?
I thank every one of those personally, and we want to thank all of you for helping us to hit the goal tonight, including you PayPal pleasures, buy me a coffee people, very very great night of support. I believe Phil only made fifty six dollars today, we have far surpassed and felt it to fill again. So thank you all. And Arlene Atkins are wonderful mod reminding everybody to have a blessed night, A blessed night.
Yes, thank you, Arleen. So we've done our due diligence more than our due diligence. We've done the bonus time tonight, which I am always glad to do. So what else can I say?
Friends? That's all I got for you. I'll be back tomorrow night, seven pm Eastern Standard time. I believe We're doing an update on UFO Whack of News, but that may change.
I have a few things to figure out before I know. I'll be live tomorrow night at seven pm. Just not sure with what show, So let me go get that together and I will see you all tomorrow night, seven pm Eastern Standard time. I'll be here and I hope you will be too.
So that's all I got for your friends until next time. My name is Stephen Cambian. Good night and God bless all of you. Don corners off the night, secreted in from the night, this Christian screams, shattering all your dreams.
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