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Didn't give me the idea to start using the Moniker that I already had. They just gave me the confidence to start using it again. Because it doesn't have to be representative of hate. It's not you could still be a king when I have to hate everything around you.
In fact, it shows the evolution of the moniker that actually started off as something really negative and bad many years ago, but then over time it evolved, it changed, and I formed into something positive, something that people like, that people like to meme about, that people like to joke about. We all know I'm not really a king, but let's be honest, it's fun. It's fun to joke about it. It's fun to have it in the intro.
It's fun to have a crown behind me and have it be part of my whole online persona. It's a fun thing. Then give me the idea what a ludicrous thing to say. That's some real revisionist history there.
And in fact, if anything, the fact that I'm going to take it and own it and roll forward with it positively is a way to jab them, just like calling the show the Level one podcast is a way to jab a Keeam star who used this as an insult. But I've used it as a successful show for three plus years and keep going geddy. You turn a negative into a positive, you roll forward with it. That's how you survive in this online climate.
You don't run with your tap between your legs. You don't act like a pussy or a sissy or a coward, and you certainly don't let people revise history in a ludicrous, freaking way that's not even close to being true. I am a king. I'll always be a freaking king.
Any day that I want, I'll put on the crowd, take off the crown, have you whatever I want, because I've been here for seventeen years and I earned that. The staying shit yet it. I've been here longer than anyone else, and I'll be here longer than anyone else until the day that I decide to turn off my stream. That'll be when I retire, and not a moment sooner.
There's no one who can stop me. There's no one who can do anything about it. And they got a freaking choke on ite. The King is back, baby, He's here to stay, and he ain't freaking going anywhere.
No, I'm not getting rid of the king Moniker in the King's Task because I like it. There you go, all right, thank you for the ten What a good start, very good got you there. I was said, I don't want to play it anymore, and people were like, well, what about this game Inzoy came out when you know, last week, and you didn't play it. An, No, pushing my hair back like this is not to take my hair screwed up.
As you can see for some reason, Tay, my hair is overly greasy and it's not really as fluffy as usually would be. So it's not even. It's kind of bothering me, but it doesn't bother you guys. Then I won't I won't touch it.
I'm trying to get it even, but it ain't really staying down. So so we played Inzoy insteads about two and a half hours of Inzoy. Admittedly, the whole first hour took forever to make the character because we tried to make him look like me. He got close, still off what was kind of close, I would say, And basically after that we played for one hour and a half and it was getting good, like I would.
I had a job I didn't go to yet, but I was going to go to. There's a fair grounds with like a part that we were going to go to and go on rides and things like that, and I was like, oh, this is great, and then we run a tie Tela, So I feel like the next time we play it later this week, you'll probably be much better. But for an intro to a game, it just seemed like the SIMS with a bunch of extra stuff added. It was more complicated than the simsm hm, and I was starting to enjoy myself.
Okay, thank you everyone for watching. When I will see you. Shut yours laughing chance be still PSPs zest brings a thrill, ignoring all. The trolls to him, they are just sound.
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My wife is my saving grace. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy. Yeah, and not of course of being emotional. But did you see how angry I watched before I met cap?
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Of doc Stville. He needs your money to survive. Greetings and salutations friends that I am here to do another pig roast it start. We already up to the ninth one.
Uh and the original plan for tonight was to do a bit of updates and then go and check out the Smart Guys show. But something, something has happened. Oh loser, Phil, and boy, this is interesting. I'm gonna share my screen so we see what's going on here is apparently this is from dark Side Phil.
He says, important update. Due to my final co host for Smart Guys having an emergency, Tonight's episode of the show is officially delayed until next week, Thursday, April seventeenth. This means tonight's late stream will now be Schedule one returning. Hope you'll attend.
Well, there's a couple of things that may be going on here. The first people are saying that he couldn't get somebody to do it. He just was lying about having this incredible third person as if the first two were in. We got a convicted felon on the run from the cops right living in Mexico, can't enter the United States, who, by the way, just got feltered by p w R.
We're gonna play that only Ethan Ralph can get felted by a guy who's literally illiterate, mentally challenged, and on psychiatric meds. He just got felted by Pete w WA and I'm here for it. And then other people are saying that whoever his co host was, people are speculating was so drugged out that they couldn't do the show or so hungover or so drunk or so high that they could not get it together by nine p or ten pm whatever to. Do the show.
So they had to cancel on Phil because you know, he's got some high quality people. What do we have. We had Ethan Ralph first, and we had the meth head with no teeth for the second, smart guy, and who is the third? Who knows?
But he either the person screwed Phil at the last minute. Because this has posted not long ago. You know, he only gave Phil a couple of hours notice that he had an emergency. That emergency might involve a crack pipe.
I think whatever his smart guy's host emergency was, it involved crack cocaine met the amphetamines, heroine, or other illicit substances. Now that's my speculation, but I'm entitled to it. Ah, So what happened? Phil?
You're supposed to have an incredible guest tonight, an incredible guests who can't sober up enough to get to get ready for a ten pm stream. Now let's think about that. How much of a degenerate alcoholic or drug user do you have to be that you're so screwed up you can't get it together by ten pm at night? Oh?
I love it, Oh, I love it. We will take a moment to recognize some kind and generous folks in the live chat. We've got Chill Station seven is here with two dollars a pre goal warm up, and thank you very much for that. And then we've got Jenny Jinny Jenny U for Z with five dollars and one for the goal, so thank you very much for that.
And we will be reading every single super chat tonight, and I guess we'll check in on his stupid gaming stream but I can't. I can't do much with his gaming stream because it's so goddamn boring. It's just it's just so boring. Sounds like it was Ralph.
Yeah, people are saying it might have been Ralph and he felt so bad getting felted by p w R that he couldn't get himself together. The guest host was supposed to be Rakaita. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe yeah, maybe that dude's on a coke bender and couldn't get it together.
Or I think it's more likely that he's been lying. He's been desperately trying to get a third co host because he said that he had three. All these people are lining up, all these incredibly talented people are lining up to get the gig with him as a co host on a shitty wrestling show where he can bear What was the last He barely broke one eighty live viewers on the last one with the meth head, with the with the Somebody said that last co host should be uh should go on tooth seekers? Oh shit, no, see god damn well, he had like one.
You know, he said it was a football injury, but I don't really believe that. Charles McDonald is here with one for the goal six dollars Canadian and says roast away, we're here for it. So we're gonna begin. I'm gonna let's, you know what, Let's begin with the Ethan Ralph call.
Now I have to be extremely careful with this, so Ethan Ralph into the PWR show, who's blowing up and becoming a big celebrity and a star. But I gotta say, I'm gonna put on the record that I worry about this kid PWR, because you know, I was thinking this today the Keyno Casino Gibbeth and the Keyno Casino taketh Away. And my one concern for this PWR guy is that he doesn't know that a lot of this is a goof. Like he thinks he's he's blowing up and becoming a hugely successful streamer.
He's getting five hundred, seven hundred live viewers before he would stream to four people before the casino sort of artificially inflated him and blew him up. He's not mentally well, so I would say that everybody, Look, I get it, people want to mess with him, but can we tread carefully because that dude is not. He is not very stable. Let's just leave it at that.
So, you know, my concern is that he's gonna, isn't. He's the same guy who is like cutting himself and threatening to kill himself over over detractors messing with Phil just a few short weeks ago, and he posts I think it was him, right, he posts a very disturbing video of him like cutting his own arm up and stuff like. I don't know. So I'm very concerned.
You know, it's all funny games until somebody gets hurt, and I'm not here for that. So I I worry that this kid's gonna he's gonna, he's gonna crash. Like like I said, that's that's the best way to say it. The keynot casino giveth and the keynot casino take it away.
Look what happened to Phil. So I'm concerned that, uh, you know, and I mean, but to be honest, I haven't talked to either of those guys. I think they're just having a good time with him and helping him out because it's funny. What's funny is p w R is now getting more life viewers than Ethan Ralph and Darkseide, Phil and maybe Review Tech USA combined.
I think he's beating all three of them with live viewers. Yes, I do think they like him. He's a likable fellow. He was a little bit of a you know what, a little bit of a mess.
But yeah, dent becoming detractor. He should be aware of what's going on. Yeah, and people are pushing him, and yeah, I think that they they have. I think that that the Keno Boys realize the same thing I do.
It's not a good idea to blow this guy up very big, artificially and then you know, like pull the rug out from him and then he's back to two live viewers. That would be devastating for him. But you know, he peaked at nearly nine hundred live viewers today. So p w R.
This kid that's being blown up by the Casino Boys is beating Review Tech USA, Ethan Ralph and Darkseide Phil as far as live viewer account goes and views on videos goes. UH. So today Ethan Ralph calls in to UH to sort of mess with him, and it doesn't go well for Ethan Ralph because only Ethan Ralph can get felted by a mentally challenged, illiterate you know, young man who's on psychiatric meds. You know, the l's keep coming.
All right, I'm gonna share this, but I have to be extremely careful because I have it timestamped. So what happened is Ethan Ralph called into the PWR show and uh, you know, to mess with him. But then p w R felt at him. He felt it Ethan Ralph.
It was fucking It's so funny. But then Ethan Ralph upset that he's getting felted by this guy who I'm sure he looks down on and all that stuff. He drops the hard F the slur for homosexual, and he drops the hard ND the slur for an African American. Both of those things could get PWR in trouble on YouTube having those words in his stream.
So I think Ethan Ralph did that on purpose because he was getting felted. So I have to be very carefully going it over right, he's too high for his own good, says Mike. Yeah, I agree. I agree, the guy's too high for his own good.
But you know, we'll see what happens. And I see that we have hold on here. Why is it not coming through? Oh man?
Okay? So metal Head retro Gamer got one of those messages that you get for being a member for a certain amount of time. Has been a member for one month, and thank you for that. Big ups to metal Head retro Gamer.
And he asked, did you see Pigsar's animation of broside Phil talking to the female cop that dealt with Phil's case. Yes? I did. That's where we got the two twenty from.
I'm very familiar with that, and I don't know why those don't come through to my aggregated chat right, Yeah, it's because and then PWR created him in WWF No Mercy and Ethan Ralph lost to Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Ralph is a wrestling fan for real, and that had to hurt. Plus he doesn't want him on Smart Guys. Yeah, so this PWR guy's going is basically saying that Ethan Ralph is a degenerate and he shouldn't be the Smart Guys host because he's a big fan of So PWR is saying Ethan Ralph is a degenerate and he screwed up his guest appearance talking about his sex life and stuff, and he doesn't deserve to be on Smart Guys. And by the way, p WR wont that gig.
If Phil wasn't a moron, he would put this kid on his show. You know, like, let's put everything else aside about this guy. This guy's whole life is wrestling and playing video games, right, and he's kind of entertaining, more entertaining than Ethan Ralph or that mep head. Why wouldn't you give this guy the gig right and see what happens.
Give him at least a month, give him four shows, see what happens. He actually cares about wrestling. His whole life is wrestling. He watches wrestling.
He's a big fan of you, Phil, so you know he's not gonna snake you. Why would you not give this guy the gig? Apparently this guy was trying to get the gig and Phil ignored him because Phil is a moron. Phil, this guy's getting a thousand live viewers.
You moron, You think people aren't gonna tune in to see him with you? I don't get it. I don't get it. But let's get into this.
But like I said, I have to be very very careful. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna stop this right before Ethan Ralph calls him the f slur and the en slur. He basically says, you're you're a gay f N And I don't want that on my YouTube channel. It's community guideline strike.
So I'm gonna have to be very careful here. But let's get into Ethan Ralph calling into PWR and getting felt it. I'm here for it. Okay, here we go.
We got the Ralph retort on the line, he's hot, And I'm figuring you want to speak with the man himself. You are on the air. What do you gotta say? Do you think I Do you think I'm hot?
Uh? No, I don't you know? In fact? Is this the man himself just clarified that for us right now him.
Yes, all right, yeah, And I just want to say that, like Ethan Ralph is so desperate for attention. He all but lipped my balls and begged me to do an interview with him on that we were going to do this series the most contra versual person people on the Internet. But then honestly I looked him up and read a little bit about him, and I was like, oh, what a degenerate. I don't want him anywhere near me or my show.
And so that so Ethan Ralph now doesn't like me now. And also it could have something to do with the fact that the Keno boys have been felting him for years and I'm in their good graces. So you know, I don't know he doesn't like me now. And by the way, he tried to click me.
He tried to clickbait me, Ethan Ralph did in one of his titles. Because I listen, yeah, I'm half blind. So when we were doing the penny pitching at Dark Side Pill, I didn't realize that my one of one of the shipping addresses for one of my companies was on screen. And he's like, oh, he dogs himself, what a moron.
Yeah, I'm half blind. You you're the more on right, but it is what it is. He clickbaited me in his title to try to get some views. He's desperate for views.
He's just terrible. But let's continue this, all right. Well, I'm gonna come forward, and you're you're gonna give me some credit. To be the man.
You gotta beat the man. Well here, no, you know, gets get off with your character. We're gonna have a conversation. We're gonna have a conversation the man.
You gotta beat the man. He has nothing to say. Okay, do you want to have a conversation or do you want to just yell and scream and act like a freaking to dinner right like you did on Smart Guys. And I have to say, this kid handled Ethan Ralph very well.
You can't let Ethan Ralph talk over your control the conversation. It's your show, So you know, I'll give this kid a compliment. He handled this very well for a very inexperienced show host. And I don't know if that's like instinct or it's talent or just luck, but this went very well for him.
Let's let's let's talk right now. Well, here's what I'm gonna say. I very graciously gave you a shout out when you were announced as the host. I said, you know, here comes a young dude.
Who seems to know wrestling, who seems to know what he's talking about it, and I was really looking forward to that. But you went on the air, sir, and you brought your debauchery, You brought your sex life into a conversation that was supposed to be about wrestling. How do you justify that? Well, I like being entertaining and the female res broh.
Yeah, being cringe is entertaining. You know, wrestlers are actually there to be sexualized in the first place. Well, I don't agree with it, you know, I think you know, they've moved so beyond past the Women's Revolution. They're out there doing their only fans, they're out there doing their Instagram ass shaking.
I don't agree with it. Why do you think they put that tape underneath all their asses and so their ass will stick out? They do that on purpose? Okay, I'm going to give it.
I have to agree with Ethan Ralph. They are there to be sexualized and they are purposefully over sexualized. About another minute, do you have something you actually want to say or you're just going to talk sexuality? Because if you're wanting to talk sexuality.
All right, now, here's where I have to But here's where Ethan Ralph starts yelling hard f the slur for homosexual and hard. And he was telling p w R that he was a gay slang uh, you know, slur for. Homosexual, slur for African American. But we have to get past that because I can't have that on my air.
Should kill him. Oh and he told him he should kill himself. Okay, well you yeah, I'm sorry fans, he's disgusting, and that's the last conversation than have. He can go screw himself.
He's got nothing to say, and that just proves it. He openly reached out, wanted to have a conversation. I don't even know who the hell he is. He doesn't even know who Ralph is.
And that was the level of intire see Ethan, Ralph. He doesn't know who you are. He's a rising star. He's not watching.
Has been used to. Be people legends he brought to my program. So I'm sorry, you. Know you're f and blocked.
Ha pter wr felts him and then he blocks him. Then he says some more shit. Good luck if you want to. Then he says some more shit about him, just.
Like anybody else that comes on here with their degeneracy. You know, good luck if you want to bring that crap onto your show, you know that's why you are where you are right now. Oh shit, oh shit, p R get him. Begging for fans to come into your show and give you contributions because you have nothing to say.
Begga no good f and by, and I hope you watched the replay where we had Austin three point sixteen whooping your ass. All right, let's get to some real fans. Oh man, he just feltz it eat the Ralph. Oh, suffer eat the Ralph, suffer, suffer.
King power melts on Ralph. Yes he did. Yeah. Good for this kid, Good for this kid, right, good for this Okay, Arch Duke instinct says, and thank you very generous twenty five dollars super chat.
Oh it's arch Duke instinct always makes it rain up in here. And thank you for your kindness, your generosity and support. God bless you for being so generous and being such a great supporter. I can't believe the Gun and the Gout show was canceled.
Ralphie must have went on a hell of a bender after his crushing defeat to the Dents champion. Pete w are kat Is Shirley downstairs crying about this terrible news. Oh yeah, oh yes, I believe you are correct. I believe that you are correct.
And Ralph and Mail lost his bite. This is Gabriel Lundez. Yes, and thank you Arch Duke Instinct for your kindness, your generosity, and support. Thanks to all of our supporters.
Tonight, Let's get to the goal. Friends, why do I. Spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. Oh all right, let's do h I have another PWR thing that I think we're gonna do before we before we move on to the dark side. Fill stuff. And I've got a few other things to share.
So one of the reasons that he is getting so many live viewers is because he's not very discerning. Like the Keno people are going into they're going into his discord calls with like Keno names, you know, like like Keno Surfer and you know, felt It Man or whatever. But they're clearly Keno people calling into his show. But he, to his credit, he's taken the calls.
And uh, that's a ballsy move. I gotta tell you. As a show host, I used to take open calls, but then we start and porn bombed and n bombed and all kinds of bombed, and I stopped doing blind calls. But he's still doing blind calls.
He doesn't know who's going in, what they're gonna say. And I gotta tell you it is kind of entertaining watching this, some of this stuff. I've given some people that opportunity. Oh he took the video down.
Oh damn it, this video is unavailable. He took the video down because of the and good for him and Peter WR. If somebody knows him or can get a message to him, you can't just private the video. If somebody's dropping F bombs and somebody's dropping N bombs on your show, you have to delete it entirely off of your YouTube channel.
So download it, delete it, and then you can he can always edit that part out and re upload it. I believe somebody grabbed it. God damn it. I had this whole fun There was a whole funny segment that I had on the call lens.
Now we lose that. Oh and thank you Costillo, who says PWR sounds very vesty, but suff a piggy and Ralph, yeah, suffo bitch. Now Ralph is not just screwed up PWR show, He screwed up my show because I wanted to use a portion of that. Castillo, thank you very much for your kindness, generosity and support.
And I apologize for missing the cash clown for Chill Station seven and one other viewer will give you all a big thank you from the cash clown. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here.
I have no money right now, Steve, you should go over, Derek. Yeah, it's all my list of things I've been looking into different stuff like that. Yeah, that is something else moth loves detracting. And thank you for your kindness.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Yes, friends for people unaware. Actually I decided to crank up to four shows for a few reasons.
But one of the reasons is that the YouTube checks have been pretty fat. But this is how YouTube works. They want you to keep that hamster wheel turning as fast as you possibly can keep that wheel turning, and if the wheel slows down, so does the bag of money. So I'm here to try to keep the wheel turning as quickly as I can.
You'll notice that we have a marathon of I don't want to say reruns, Truth Seekers, classic episodes and deep dives. We cobble together some of the best bits of truth Seekers from all of the live streams and all weekend long, pretty consistent. All weekend long, there will be truth Seeker shows playing, and I just want to mention that I understand that people want the host on the screen to read out the live contributions. I can't do that if it's a pre you know, if it's pre recorded, but I'll be in and out of the live chat.
I will thank you by text if I'm in and out of the live chat. And on Monday, when I return to live shows, I'm going to read every single super chat and thank every single person who throws a super chat or supersticker or buys a sub on Kick. Well, I guess that's not going to happen because it's not on Kick it's only on YouTube. I got to figure out how to fix that.
I really appreciate the superchats during those replays, and I will read every single one. I will thank every single one on Monday Night show, no matter how long it takes them out, no matter how many there are, even if I have to do it at the end of Monday Night's live show. We always read every single super chat and I get it. People are like, well, I'm not throwing a super chat now because he's not going to thank me on the screen.
I will thank you on the screen on Monday, and thank you all for your contributions, and thank you. Math loves detracting big supporter Chill Stations Another big supporter says content cukeed. Yeah, suffer content. He ruined PWR show earlier.
And you know, especially when you're a newer content creator and he's monetizing, just starting to make money to do that to that kid, knowing that's going to screw his channel up, screw his show up. Ralph, You're a piece of shit. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today, Yes, dangerously low.
But Chill Station seven is here to help with that, right, Hey, there we go. Candy Moon is here and says happy to catch you live finally pig ups not big ups, pig ups. Yes, well, what else did I have here? Okay, I'll share this tab here.
This is funny. We're gonna talk about this because people are angry and upset, because the trolls are giving film money just to reach him and comment on some of his fuckery. And I kind of agree. I don't think you should give him money.
Just put it in all capital letters and put it in his live chat. If he doesn't see it or respond to it, who cares. All the people in the chat will see it, you know. But you know this is a very important point.
Somebody send him five dollars just to ask this, Why don't you give your viewers a break after making so much money for your birthday? Why can't you just enjoy a full day as a thank you to them with no goals? Now that would be a kind thing to do, right, Okay, you guys give me two grands. So I'm just going to play some games today and we're not going to have any goals.
But please do contribute, Please do support, because today is another day or something. You got to say diplomatically. This piggy collected two thousand dollars on his birthday, and instead of like being thankful for that money and giving his dents a day off of the begging, he just went right back to begging, just went right back to begging. I'm gonna look on p w RS.
Yeah, he's only got yesterday's show, so he took down. He took down that show most likely because Ethan Ralph and bombed him and f bombed him and screwed up his show, which in turn screwed up my show. I should have captured those calls I wanted to share from his show, but I'm thankful that we at least got the Ralph call in. And I know somebody captured that stream, but it's a little late to do anything about it now.
So so, yeah, this is important. And I can't believe that this clown dark Side Phil, you know, he to two thousand dollars. This is this is a good point. Why can't you just give everybody a break, Just give everybody a break and and like just enjoy one day knowing that you got two grand yesterday, right, and uh, you know, just just let people and enjoy a day without begging.
You think after collecting two thousand dollars in one day, he could do one day without begging, or at least one stream. He didn't even do that. He went right back to begging like crazy. And I have a video here dsp begs aggressively, begs like a crackhead for pizza.
Well, so I guess we'll start with that, and then I guess we'll check in on his stream. But you know, do I really want to watch him play a drug game? Not really. You know, his gaming streams are pretty pretty bleak.
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Okay, and do the DSP tries it at the end of the gameplay segment. But we need to hit the goal in about two hours all right. Right now, we're over sixty bucks to support, less than one hundred to go to get the ten goals hit and do DSP tries it. So guys, we are more than half way to our goal.
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Hallelujah. God bless you, gabriel CIA host with a dollar and no message, I just see a dollar from CIA ghost. I'm pretty sure, especially when I do the UFO shows. There's a lot of CIA ghosts out there.
But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. And we have Destroyer with five pounds and one for the goal. Pig ups. Brother rarely ever donate, but you've done good work recently.
Hope you and your family are well well. Me and my family are five dollars up on the world thanks to your kindness, generosity and support. And thank you for helping me to keep the YouTube Hamster wheel going. One for the goal.
God bless you Stroyer, and thank you for your generosity. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Well, now I have five bucks from Stroyers, so I can't say I have no money.
Film can though he lies to his audience constantly, right a loser. This is excellent. This allows us to get back on track, get back on track. He just collected two grand.
He just collected two grand. Now he's begging for money to buy a pizza. And by the way, what is his goals? Like?
One hundred and fifty dollars per stream? Is that what his goals is? I don't even know. I think it's one hundred, one hundred and fifty per stream.
So he's begging for one hundred and fifty dollars. And then his reward for the people beaus him one hundred and fifty dollars is going to be I'll buy a ten dollars little Caesar's pizza and then I'll stuff my face with it and you can watch, and then I'll just keep the one hundred and forty. Why wouldn't people just get their own little Caesars and just eat it them and reward themselves. Why are we rewarding a greedy, disgusting e begging pig.
And by the way, I said, I won't talk about his wife, but I have to. Now this dude sat on stream, drinking like a lunatic, right scamming his audience for hours on end, begging like a crackhead for hours and hours and hours on his birthday, ignoring his wife for a full on day. On his birthday, he collects two thousand dollars, and then he goes right back to saying stuff like this, we got to get back on track. Guys, we gotta get back on tra You're not on the track.
You got two grand, like on one day and the next day you're begging for pizza money like a crackhead. And now it's his anniversary and he today is his anniversary. He ignored his wife all day to beg his dents for more money on the internet, to beg like a crackhead. He sat on stream ignoring his wife on his wedding anniversary, and then, just out of coincidence, his nights stream gets canceled because the crackhead that he tried to get to co host to show with him was too cracked out or too you know, heroin dout or meth out or drugged out or drank out or whatever couldn't make it.
Do you think that this upstanding husband would say, well, I'm gonna take tonight off and spend it with my wife since it's our wedding anniversary. Nope, nope, nope, he's gonna ignore his what he ignored his wife all day today during their wedding anniversary. Tonight, he's going to ignore his wife all night so that he could beg Like imagine, he must love begging, or maybe he loves just playing games and ignoring his wife. And by the way, you know, I know a lot of men who play games and ignore their wife.
But not on your anniversary, you dump dickhead, not on your birthday or her birthday. You got to step away from the distraction and take care of your family. That's your wife, dude. You want her sitting by herself for how many hours on end on your wedding anniversary.
Just let her sit by herself. That's why people say she's crying downstairs. Phil, you lose her, degenerate, your a terrible husband. I said I wouldn't talk about his wife, but I have to now because this is important.
He ignored his wife during his entire birthday except make me food, bitch, And then you know, now he's ignoring his wife during their entire anniversary in favor of begging. Mentally challenged disabled people on the Internet to give him their disability checks. What a scumbag. Every time I think he can't get any scummy or any dirtier or any you.
Know, greasier, he does. He exceeds my expectations for how low he could go. Constantly. It's amazing.
He's by all means. Let's get back on track today. Let's hit that goal. We're gonna do a dsp tries it if we do get our goal today.
Let's get back on and see he's pissed off because he drained all of his dents on his birthday. He didn't hit like three goals in a row, and he's really pissed off about that. Like this greedy son of a bitch. He thought that he could drain his dent mentally challenged audience more on audience of their entire disability checks and one day collect two or three He won thirty five hundred.
He thought he could collect thirty five hundred, and then the next day just hit his normal goals as usual. Like you know, there's gonna be a dip in the road when you extract that much money at once, or you would think he would know that. You think, like this man has no shame, like and like, I would be so ashamed if I did a birthday stream and everybody gave me two grand. First of all, I would take the next day off, maybe the next two days, and then the next couple of shows.
I would just be thanking people for the two grand. I wouldn't even announce a goal. I'd announce any super chants or support, but I would be very low key about the money because I just got too grand. Because it's it's just embarrassing.
I don't understand how he's not embarrassed to collect two grand and then go right back to begging them and twist it. Look listen to him in this he's twisting their arms like we got to hit the goal so I could get some pizza. You motherfuckers. Why don't you spend the money from the Why don't you buy the pizza with the two grand they gave you, you greedy son of a bitch?
My god? All right, well, progress, we'll see what happens in the next part. Progress. All right, So, folks, here's the deal.
We have one more hour to hit the goal. We are eighty six bucks out of the one to fifty goal. When we hit the goal, I'm ordering little Caesars for DSP tries it which I'm excited to do three different food items first time over twelve years. What's this?
What is it? What do you say? What's up? Cobra?
Seems your wife won't quit dressing you? Funny? Missed you brother, Yeah, I haven't seen you around and good to see you. I'm always happy when I haven't seen somebody alive chat and they pop up.
So thanks for popping up Pentax and Stein and thank you for the support. God bless God, bless you for your generosity and longtime show support. I really appreciate it. I'm just wearing a hoodie today.
I'm just wearing a hoodie today, and I think I have a plain black shirt under it, so I don't have the Cobra shirt on today. But we thank you for your kindness. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Yeah? Why would you give that man money? And we have trolley ol Troll says, I'll toss in a redschip. Thank you.
Troli troll Troll has been a supporter since jeez, I don't know for years now. Troli troll Troll has been in the live chat always big support. God bless you for your continued to support trolley troll troll, and thank you for your generosity. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, they're not too powerful for me. So let's make my dollar signs in my bank account more powerful, my friends, because it's a good thing. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support, trolly troll troll. And then we've got Damon Vector, who is already a generous praise to cash member of our YouTube channel here who has generously gifted a free membership to somebody else.
This is why you got to hit that subscribe button. If you're a subscriber but not yet a YouTube channel member and a kind and generous friend here like Damon Vector buys gifts a true seekers membership, you could win it, but you must be a subscriber like Exotic Overture, who is gifted that free membership by Damon Vector. So congratulations to Exotic Overture. You've got a free membership, and thank you Damon Vector for your kindness, your generosity and support.
Throw money at me haha, yes, throw it, throw it, Throw more, friends, throw more. There's another one, Thank you, Damon. There's another one from pentaxing Stein. By the way, I wanted to name my son either Damien or Damon.
My wife wouldn't let me. Uh, pen Taxenstein. If you have no fear, you're fearless. If you have no shame, you're shameless.
Feel a shameless. Yeah, good point. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
The guy has absolutely no shame, like no shame whatsoever. But thank you for your kindness. Doubling up pen taxing Stein with one for the goal. Well, let's face it all, so money talks.
Money does talk, and thank you pentaxen Stein for having your money talk to me. God bless you for your generosity. Let's get back to the begathon. The first time that I'm trying any of these items, and.
Imagine being willing to beg this much to get a little Caesar's pizza. Isn't this isn't this guy supposed to be Italian? Dude, I don't know. I grew up in Philly.
I had friends from South Philly who were all Italian. They would shit on a little Caesar's pizza before they ate a little Caesar's pizza like a real Italian guy. Really, And he says, oh, I'm jonesan for Little Caesar's pizza. Aren't you supposed to be Italian?
Like? Not for nothing? Little Caesar's Pizza got me some tough times being as starving artist. Right, five bucks for dinner, all right, and it's plenty for dinner.
You know, they used to be bigger back then, So five bucks. It's not great pizza, but it'll keep you alive for a little while. But come on, Little Caesar's is the lowest of the low of chain pizzas. Pizza Hut is better than Little Caesars.
Domino's is better than Little Caesar's. Papa John's is better than Little Caesar's. Honestly, I would rather eat a very good quality frozen pizza than a Little Caesar's pizza. He's here begging and twisting arms and complaining and crying that he's trying to get to this mythical goal so that he could buy himself Little Caesars.
And it's so greedy, like you just got two grand. Why don't you just buy the pizza and do the thing on you instead of everything being on your audience. All right, please let's hit the goal. If you're here enjoying, please support the stream.
If you're here. You just like my content. Please support the stream. I haven't hit the goal now in three streams.
We want to hit it on the oh, by the way, if we hit the goal. If we hit the goal, if we hit the goal tonight, I'm gonna eat pizza. But I'm not begging for little caesars. I got some pretty good pizza, and I'll eat some pizza if we hit the goal.
Unlike this loser. Ha Yeah, archaic says, make your own. I don't know we had frozen pizza day today, because boys, did I have a day? We had?
Some shit happened today. I always say, being the father of an autistic child, it's not just a job, it's an adventure, and today I had quite an adventure. He's okay, everything's fine, But geez, did I have a stressful day today. I don't even know.
I don't know what kind of pizza it was. Maybe tombstone. I don't know. It's a tombstone sausage and pepperoni pizza.
And I never liked to eat too heavy before show, so I just ate real light earlier. I think I ate half the pizza, so I have half a pizza. That's all I can offer half a pizza, right, Skyprop. That's you know what, that's absolutely true.
Friends. I need to gas up my car, so let's hit the goal. I really do need gas, Skyprop, I have. I'm going to the cabinsmart.
It's one hundred miles. It takes a quarter tank to get there, and I only have a little under a quarter tank, so I definitely need gas. Friends, let's hit the goal. I don't want to have to push my car in the last few miles to my cabin.
Skyprop, I need gizz of my car. Let's hit the goal. Yeah, frozen pizzas have gotten better. Yeah, because there's so much competitions.
Right, frozen pizzas are snack pizzas to fill. All right, Well, I'll have a snack pizza, right, I have a snack pizza. May just one, two, three, says I applaud you for taking care of your kid. I specifically treat special needs children and love working with them.
Well, good for you. Yeah, we had a situation today. Every once in a while, my son, he's thirteen, Nail he gets, all I could say, is very irritated and agitated, and he he will react like, for example, he'll grab his brother by the hair and pull his brother's hair and you know whatever. And he did that to an aid today, so that was very concerning because that aid is like so kind to him, she loves him.
He usually loves her, but today he was just in a bad mood and he was waiting too long in the car. It's a long story, but so he grabs her by the hair and she got startled and her glasses fell and broke, so we're paying for a glasses. She's fine, Zach's fine, but it was just very stressful to deal with. And this all happens while I'm trying to get the other one off the bus too, So it's not just a job.
It's an adventure, you know sometimes, but you do what you gotta do. He's calm after that, he calms right down, like he just had an outburst or a meltdown. And you know, if you know autistic children, you know they're they're prone to that sometimes. But he hasn't had any kind of issues like this for years.
So it's kind of concerning to us. This stream so we can do. The DSP tries it by the end of the street, so please support it. Anything appreciated right now.
We do have a good amount of super chats, we have some memberships, and we have some tips. The one thing that we're lacking today's subs. I think we have one sub on Kick, so some more subs on Kick would be appreciated. But hey, anything.
Appreciate, Okay, mail me the pennies out of Like we're getting to the point. We are getting to the point with dark Side Phil that I truly believe that he's going to start asking the Dents to mail the change from their couch to him. Like that's what's That's the only way he could possibly get worse with the begging is Like, listen, guys, I failed out that there's a Coinstar machine next to me. For anybody around the world who doesn't know.
With a coinstar, you could go to a Coinstar and then they'll take your change and give you dollar bills. But they charge you a fee. It's a ghetto thing. But anyway, that's coming next.
Guys. I found out there's a Coinstar machine near me, and I need some extra money, so I need you guys to dig around your house. All you guys, you dents, you morons, dig around your house, ask your mom for any change. She has in jars and send it to me.
Here's my po box and if we hit the goal, you know, I'll eat some pizza for you or something. A what a piece of shit? Mariner one seven one to two with one for the goal says gas money for Cambion. Enjoy your PUV.
Phil bought utility vehicle. Ah, yes, yes I will. Thank you for kindness. Thank you for generosity and support.
Mariner one seven one two. The dollars signs you are too powerful for a lot of people. Man. Ah, yes, they.
Are getting more powerful for me. Thank you, Mariner one seven one two, God bless you. Thank you for your generosity. Lennauser with ten forget a candlelight dinner, it's a begathon.
How Roman life of being married to DSP Well, I gotta tell you that my wife doesn't really understand what I do. Like, she was just telling me that somebody at her work asked her what her husband does, and she's like, well, it's kind of he does this show on YouTube, but I don't really He yells and screams a lot, and he busts fake scammers and you know, it's pretty funny. But thank you, Lenn Alser for your kindness, your generosity, and you're support of the show. It is much appreciated.
Throw money at me. Ha, yes, more more, we need more. Throw more. Uh yeah.
So my wife doesn't really understand what I do, but I would not. Here's what I have done. You know. Sometimes there's things going on and I had a guest scheduled, so I couldn't cancel a show, but I I, you know, worked around it.
So I don't really I don't know, but I would not stream all day long while begging. And imagine my wife like she knows if you're gonna be on the internet like other people that she knows might see what I do or whatever. And I don't think she cares about anything that I do, but she would be ashamed to see me beg like this loser. She would tell me to get a fucking job.
I know her. I know her. She would be like, listen, you can't be begging. You can't be begging morons on the internet like this.
You gotta get a fucking job and have some respect for your family and the rest of us. Ah suffer, Biggie suffer. Back to the begathon. Very nice, It's all okay.
Oh, and by the way tozy Chestnuts. Please shut the fuck uprolled. He's getting upset. Shout out to PWR with six hundred people right now, look at that, Look at his Look at his life chat.
Shout out to PWR with six hundred people, Fuck you, Phil, you lose her? What did you have? One hundred and seventy during yours? A loser?
He's getting he felt it by a brand new streamer. Oh you gotta love it. Oh, you gotta love it. Aha, you got to love it.
Oh and I'm getting distracted. Pinned in the live chat is h Bomb's channel. Let's get some subs for h Bomb. He is right now at nine hundred and forty five subscribers.
Look how close he is to getting monetized. Friends, have you ever had a dream? Have you ever worked on something incredibly hard? Have you ever had a goal that took too long to accomplish?
I know we all have an h bomb. H bomb has a dream, and H Bomb's dream is getting monetized. And in the meantime, H bomb has been helping me and letting me content farm him. Okay, that's that's the truth.
Like he just he gives me stuff. We have good We have a good thing going and he's very cool. He's like, you can use anything on my channel. I was like anything, you can use anything you want, just give me a shout out.
So shout out to h Bomb. Tonight's introduction had a few videos you saw from him and his channel. It's pinned in the live chat h Bomb. Go over to h Bomb's channel and subscribe.
And while we're at it, I don't want to leave out the I don't want to leave out the kick Chat. And we have to check in with the Kickchat see who's over there and what kind of support we have over there. Praise the kick chat money. Man, we need that kick chat money.
I need that kick Chat money. I really really do. I need that Kickchat money. So shout out to Let's give us some shout outs to the kickchat users.
My kick user name, Load of Nosts. I think I'm saying that right, and I apologize. I apologize if I'm not or one second, you know what, I think I can make this bigger. Yes I can.
No, that's much better. All right now I can properly read the I'm sorry about that. Load to Nost. Shout out to load to Nost.
Marcus Aurelius is over there, Chill Fuji is over there, dell D is over there, Ultimate tn D is over there, Heroin Flush is over there, dei D is over there. I mentioned my Kick username Ultimate TND. We have mad hat Merchet is over there. F nine thousand is over there, Hawkeye five five five is over there, heavy Cap five five five is over there, saying let's fucking go.
Yes, my kick user name is there. Yes, yes, my kick friend. So I'm gonna check in with the I'm gonna check in with the with the revenue tab over there, we'll see if we have any shout outs to do. I'm gonna take a moment to really thank you Kick supporters because it really really does help.
So today we had one person gifted, one kind and generous person, Chief Fuji, gift it one to one subscription over there on kick dot com. And if you want to watch us on kick dot com, it's Kick dot Com Forward Slash True Seeker Show. And we thank you for the kindness, generosity and support, and big ups, big big ups to the Kickchat and Chief Fuji for supporting on Kick. I love Kick because so far it's been great.
It's the only all video platform. We tried that I made any money on every month. It feels like I get one extra paycheck in the week in the month, you know, Like imagine if you went from your current paychecks four a month to suddenly getting five a month. It really does help.
I'm going to be doing some good things for my family with that, with the Kick money. So thank you so much for your support, everybody on Kick and of course the one gifted sub chi Fuji. Let's get some more subs over on Kick, my friends, Let's get some more. But in the meantime, we thank Chafuji for their kindness, their generosity and their support.
The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, oh, that's not the one I want it, dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. That is the one I wanted.
All right, let's try to get through this, guys. This is a seven minute video and we're an hour in, more than an. Hour in, because if you keep doing I'm just gonna ban you. I'm not gonna put up.
He's going to ban people. Pod all right, guys, let's hit the goal. All right, let's do it. I need I need within one hour.
We have to hit it so I can order so we can have the food around four o'clock. John, why don't you just tell him to stop again? Guys, reminder, John's. An hour left, and if we hit the goal it is DSP tries it today.
Thank you for kindness. So I would love to do that. Today would be a great day to do it. I'm craving Little Caesars pizza, right, I've wanted to do it for days.
Please support the stream, guys. Kennemy's family finally watched one of my shoes. I would not go where I was wearing an alien mask, sniffering. I would want to hit this goal.
Guys, can we just hit it with this? Like we until last minute and then we get close and we don't hit it. We haven't hitting a goal. Here's one right here.
We haven't hitting a goal in a while. It's been days now, and obviously I want to hit this. My backpack is full. Obviously I want to hit the goal today.
I wanted. I want to do this. I really want to do this. He tries it today.
I'm interested. So if I find five more nerves, I can actually do a second one. But it's good because kick comes on the first of the month, and YouTube support and everything else is the first. Order.
A couple of shout out and. We need more kick money to buy dildo's. That's okay, they're legit. I don't know if they are.
He does he has no sense of dignity, no, no, no dignity whatsoever. His dignity left a long time, like I'd be embarrassed. So yeah, guy, it would be great. Do we hit the goal.
We're getting no legit support at all. We're just getting like literally, I'm not kidding. For the last forty minutes, it's been a bunch of small troll contributions. We've been at eighty six for over an hour.
I haven't gotten this super chat in an hour. Fucking come on, guys, Come on, guys. I have gotten this super chat in almost an hour. I love when he when he does the thing where like he says, we've been streaming for two hours and I only got one six dollars super chat.
Yeah, most tasteless, as Steve. I usually root for the bad guys in the movies, but you're really good, dude, so I'm pulling for you man. Thank you. Well, I don't know, maybe I'll have a dark side arc myself.
I'll become dark side Steve Right, beggars on the street have more class. I agree, he's an addict, and addicts have no shame. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous though, this guy.
And we only have a half an hour left to order if the food for DSB tries it, So please, let's hit the guy. Does is it? I don't want to Please, Let's hit the guy. Listen to him the way he talks to his audience.
Please, let's hit the goddamn goal. I only have a half hour before I have to order the pizza. Just order the pizza with the two grand they gave you, You greedy scum bag. What do you Why are you so goddamn greedy?
You just got two grand? You can't afford little Caesars when you were just gifted two thousand dollars out of nowhere, and then you scammed your audience on your birthday. He collected two thousand dollars. He was supposed to do a shot for every hundred dollars in donations.
He only did seven shots. He fucked him out of the rest. He fucked him out of thirteen shots. He just consumer frauded his entire audience.
He blew it all on. Hogan pulls, Yeah, that's what I'm gonna start saying. All right, guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna check in on the goal, right, Are you kidding me? This is this is low support.
I'm no, that can't be right, says We're only at eleven of fifty. Are you guys kidding me? Come on, guys, none of this. Stop waiting until the last minute and then we don't hit.
Come on, guys, what are you doing. Let's hit the goddamn goal. Come on, guys, let's hit the goddamn goal. Three straight streams out.
I'm not eating this cheap ass frozen pizza for no reason. We gotta get a lot more support. Well, we're not getting it, so let's do it all right. Let's get some support here, anything.
Anything, anything, Send me the change from your couches. Boys, As small as a buck helps, Seriously, it adds up. So let's do it, all right, guys, real talk. Ten minutes left, we are only forty five bucks away from hitting the goal, so I can do a DSB tries it and hit a goal for the first time in four streams.
Oh, he hasn't hit a goal in four straight streams. That's why he's so pissy because he's not hitting his goals, and he looks like a loser, because he is a loser. Let's do it right now, Let's get some support. Let's hit his damn goal tip at the moment.
That's too bad, guys, get me to the goal. W W Champions. So he said thousand and right right now. The problem are kind of stagnant.
We haven't really played anything new recently that's been any good. All the games that have come out are just half asked, quite frankly. Right, nothing has stood out as being good. That's been a new game.
There's not much I can do. You know people on Minecraft were doing that Friday people it comes out tomorrow. Well yeah, first of all, little Caeser is like six dollars. Then somebody was saying to just tell my son not to do that.
Well, good luck with that. He's intellectually disabled. He's nonverbal. His comprehension is much better than his actual speech.
You know, like you could you can hand him a paper plate or something and say put that in a trash can, and he understands that he will more complex things like don't put your hands on people, don't touch people, don't hit people. He doesn't understand that. So, you know, and if you the only way you nobody with an autistic child would would like try to give you with nobody that has an autistic child would not understand that. Sometimes they have meltdown downs, and there's some some autistic children are extremely violent to the point where they have to get extremely medicated living group homes.
You know, it's rough. Chill Station seven says, let's go, yeah, let's hit the goddamn goal. Let's hit the goddamn goal. Friends, Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Well, I will if we hit the goddamn goal. I'm just gonna be like desp for the rest of God. I will.
I will if you brokies help me hit the goddamn goal. Like, what the hell, guys, we're only at We're only at twelve of fifty, you know, like we're already and now we're into fifteen minutes into the stream and we're only that far along. Come on, man, there's not one fifty. Well, first off, I'm ordering three different things.
Somebody zza somebody called them. They're like, uh, Little Caesars doesn't cost one hundred and fifty dollars, but this fat pig's going to order three pizzas for just him and his wife. So secondly, I'm getting delivery, so you have to pay for delivery. You have to pay for the tip.
You're getting delivery from Little Caesars when you could just get in your car and go. Get it to pay for chacks. So you're wrong. This guy is the laziest slob I've ever seen.
No, just door dash and paid, you know, fifteen dollars extra for this pizza, this slot pizza. By the time I've done with door dashing the tip, just get in your car and go get the pizzas or send your wife to go get the pizzas. But thank you. Seaming for the super chat ian As has just took me forty dollars.
So let's find the correct animation. Wow, we have animation. We're generous too. I thought the.
Biggest tip of the day. Doesn't look like it not tonight. They've got a headache. Yeah, even three pizzas with tax and sowed in sides isn't one hundred and fifty dollars.
So for the first time in two days. A scam. The goal. Yeah, guaranteed a little Caesars is five minutes.
We're officially done, eactly, this is a scam. Go buy a twenty dollars pizza in pocket would. Have hit goalten out of twenty people. He needs one hundred little seas eyes.
May or may not talk about it. Over the next week, we're. Saying that, don't think cat is Verity's not the driven. I got the driven.
I got the drive. We made it. We made it through the begathon. Praise the begging Jesus Christ, right, all right?
So that one was dsp aggressively begs like a crackhead for pizza. And next onek, we'll do this quick one and then we have the longer one. This next one, he's talking about ignoring his wife on their wedding anniversary, which to me is pretty sad. You're just gonna ignore your wife and leave her alone while you stream and beg for money.
He must really be addicted to that video game that he's pumping thousands of dollars in like a loser. Now another thing, because honestly, I wasn't gonna bring this up today at all, because this is private stuff, has nothing to do with you, guys. But today's my wedding anniversary, and already you were idiots over in the kickchat. You know, the usual LARPing trolls.
Uh. He's on stream instead of celebrating his wedding anniversary. That's a valid criticism. You're begging on the internet instead of spending time with your wife.
You're ignoring your wife and sitting in a little room by yourself talking to your moron dents and beg them for change and every dollar you can extract from them instead of spending time with your wife. Idiots. So, as you guys well know, I've had a lot going on this year in my private life. This week already was a crazy week with the birthday merit do.
A lot of people are saying that his wife left him because they haven't heard her or seen her for quite quite some time. And knowing the little bit I know about Phil, I think if his wife left him, he would do one of two things. Either he would use that for sympathy to beg you know, start crying what I'm down to one income and my bills are piloting up and you know, or he wouldn't want to give the detractors the win, because if he admitted his wife left him, that's a big l for him. So I think he might he might just pretend that he's still married.
Lenazar with one for the goal that two thousand dollars had the shortest life span of any money ever earned. Did it even have time to see the inside of his wallet before the next plea began? No, it's it's just mind boggling how much he begged right after. You know, I thought he would calm down the next day.
Nope, the next day he went right back to begging like a crackhead. Like the two grand didn't even show up. And we know that why. That is because TJ game Box said he spent three grand on Hogan Pulls three grand on a mobile wrestling children's game, So the two grand didn't even get him out of his addicted addiction hole.
Cash money, bitches, cash money. Thank you Lenauser for your kindness, generosity and support. Big support tonight, and Charlie troll troll with another one. I saw your your posting X about those UFO guys.
YouTube won't let me say their names. Maybe you can comment to make up for the low content earlier. Yeah, you know, Oh, by the way, I'm banned on or I'm what am I? I guess I muted on Twitter right now.
I called somebody. I called somebody a scumbag, and they reported me like a little bitch, and so I got I think it's an eight hour ban. I'm not allowed to post anything on Twitter for eight hours or tweet anything, or like any posts or retweet anything. It's so ridiculous.
And I was talking about Ryan excuse me, Christopher Bledsoe, who basically runs a UFO cult. And what people don't understand is that one of the members of his cult literally went crazy and then stabbed their father to death and live streamed it on Twitter while talking about the cult leader and his cult leader bullshit, And I you know, they're trying to say it wasn't that the cult leader's fault. You know, the cult comes to his defense, and I'm here to tell you that he directly he was directly It's my opinion. I'm allowed to say it.
I believe that this kid, Christopher Gray, who stabbed his father to death on a live stream, he live streamed it. There was a direct causal relationship with the UFO cult run by Christopher Bledsoe. I believe that. That's my belief, and I'm allowed to believe what I want to believe.
But thank you for your kindness, trolley troll troll and reminding me to tell people I can't tweet for a little couple more hours. Chill station seven with one for the goal. Let's be honest. The real reason he neglects his wife is because he's a closet at homosexual.
A lot of people are saying that too. He did want to bang Andy, so there imagine. Look, even if you're I don't know, dude, I would think even if you're gay, wanting to bang Andy is too gay for gay I don't know. But big ups to Andy.
He's got he's got a guy who wants to see his rippling muscles. Till station seven and thank you one for the goal. Why do I spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it, even just that clip like they by the way, these are real clips of shit. He said. I didn't like AI that shit I took it off from a soundboard of him actually saying this stuff. So he ignores his wife for their entire for his entire birthday, except I guess he made her make him dinner, right, And uh, now he's ignoring his wife during their anniversary.
When does he spend time with his wife? Like these are the special occasions that your wife expects you to spend time with her? You dump dickhead like this is. He's a terrible husband.
Man. Thank god he doesn't have any kids. Imagine what kind of father he would be. And by the way, I knew a gamer that had a kid, and he was the worst father I'd ever seen.
He would he would ignore. He would sit there and play games and ignore the child to the point of neglect. It was terrible. That's the kind of father Phil would be.
Lo Fi Samurai, Hey, I got that right, four ninety nine from Lo Fi Samurai. That's one for the goal. And we thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show much much appreciated. Thank you, dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yeah, the beatings will continue until the donos improve, My friends, the beatings will continue. All right, we're at sixteen to fifty.
That's almost halfway there. That's that's a little more respectable. But guys, let's hit the goddamn goal. All right, I'm tired of this shit.
Let's just hit the goddamn goal and then we can just enjoy the rest of the show and I don't have to watch the goal or read any more attested. Let's just hit the goal right now. Let's just hit it right now. Haha.
And my wife was working. We are already going to celebrate, but we're going to celebrate next week. Okay. In fact, we have an extra day off slated for next week.
Oh wait, let's count this up. He also ignored his wife on Valentine's Day and instead spend it begging. So let's review. Valentine's Day ignored his wife, spent his day begging on the internet.
His birthday ignored his wife, spent his time begging on the internet. Now his wedding anniversary ignored his wife all day and night, and instead he's begging on the internet. To spend time together rather than on the actual day of the anniversary. All right, so fyi, next week, there's gonna be an extra day off.
I will talk more about that as we get closer to. So basically, what he says to her is, listen, I have to beg six days a week, So no matter what's going on, whether it's Valentine's Day or anniversary, my birthday, or your birthday. Fuck you, you're gonna celebrate when I tell you to, bitch, Like that's the level of what kind of a husband he is. That is like abusive.
That is literally abusive. Like, listen, I have to beg six days a week, bitch, So I don't care if it's fucking Valentine's Day. We'll celebrate on the day that I already have scheduled off, bitch, wedding anniversary. I don't care, Bitch.
We're celebrating on the day I want to bitch my birthday. It's my birthday, bitch, and if I want to spend my birthday begging, I'm gonna do it. We'll celebrate when I tell you, we're gonna celebrate, bitch. You know next week's schedule, so you guys will know well ahead of time what days I'm here and I'm not.
Next week that's gonna. Business, FYI will we're probably ordering out dinner today, probably something my wife loves, like sushi or something, you know, to celebrate. But outside of that, you know, it is what it is. When you get older, you realize, hey, I have to Yes, it's nice to say to get to just take entire days off in the middle of nowhere, So you got to just do it when you have time, and we're going to have time next and that's when we're going to celebrate it.
Actually, you guys are right. People are like you look like you're wearing the Vice City shirt that Tommy Versetti wore. You're absolutely right, that's what this share looks like. I didn't realize until right now.
You guys are dead on correct. It does look like Tommy show on his wedding night on Twitter. Alrighty, then excellent. Anyway, so far, welcome to the show.
We got all the nonsensical stuff out of the way, and now we can talk about the important topics, of which we don't have any today because I checked and there's really no game news going on to really mention today. You know, there's nothing, nothing that I've really forgot on. What I would like to do is talk about how yes day streams went, because yesterday was very positive streaming day, that's for sure. I got the d I got the drive.
Oh boy, I got the drive up. I got the driven, I got the drip. I got the driven. JON got the drive.
Can't make it stop. It's like a that's dripping. I forgot. Phil is live, So let's go over to that.
He's got a whole two hundred people watching him. Sorry for the last minute changes in chaos. I know that many of you tonight were probably expecting smart guys and said, yeah, but you're commentary show before WrestleMania, his third and final Uh you know, surprise host is gonna be here. It's gonna be a hype night.
We're gonna have wrestling commentary and all kinds of fun stuff. Phil's gonna unpack or w w E cards. Damn right. Everyone got all excited and either drunk to d all of a sudden last minute, sadly, we had some bad news.
What's going on his hair? Man? It looks like putting on his head? What the fuck?
Man? See if I can find the correct uh font here. We had some bad news during my stream of blue prints earlier today, which was quite fun and I was actually having a great time with the game for my record and Prince moving forward. It's a roguelike puzzle game, which is very unique, you know, thinking of roguelike puzzle, has there ever been one like this before?
Probably not. It's actually uh an original, which is rare these days to get something that's original, you know what I mean. Yeah, I can imagine I'm getting burned out. I'm kind of like here.
I got word that my host couldn't make it, that there was a big emergency going on, because there was no way they were going to be able to do. Well. I could do the show solo, but honestly, Number one being that it was a last minute thing. I just found out about this maybe an hour before.
Big emergency. Damn big emergency was a crack. Big notice, you know what I mean. It was definitely going to be feeling like a last minute notice deal, which I don't think minute we're going to be too happy about.
Yes, that's number one. It's begging number co host and his hair looks like putting. I don't know how many. People were gonna like any regardless, I'd done two solo Smart Guys shows about a month ago, and you know, diminishing turns.
The first episode. People were kind of shocked that it was solo because, like people, they like the fact that I'm doing co Op. Big Show PWR so bad. I want, you know the person.
And they said they can do next week for sure, for sure, and. They have another emergency. Right, there is one more week of wrestling content before WrestleMania. WrestleMania is not this week, It's the week after.
Okay, I forgot. Well, I can't get my hair today to do anything I want. Look at it like we'll not stop to sleep. I don't do nothing right, So anyway, I will say I was all right, So here's the field.
If I delay smart guys a whole week, right, what will happen? Is you're talking about, are the final week of coverage of wrestling. I don't know how important it's going to be because, for example, it seems like next week this is coming, you know, SmackDown tomorrow night and then Raw on Monday is filler. It really does feel like it's all filler.
Like we already know pretty much all the matches for WrestleMania have been determined. They were all announced over the last week. These title matches and everything that are gonna happen so in this guard I don't know how much search for p w R cemetery will be added or or you know, having the extra week, why. Am I promoting p w R on my channel?
But I will? I only think it's better to delay the week and do it next Thursday Night channel. All right, is the last piece of content before my longer weekend besse, I actually have Friday and Saturday off of next week, So have it be the final piece of content I do before my weekend break. I hear, so that would be Monday Super Show.
I don't. You know in the WrestleMania what I liked, what I didn't like? Have guests. I've already confirmed that at least one, if not more of my guest hosts are going to be on my Smart Guys Super Show that Monday to add their two cents in to what they thought about Wrestlming.
It's gonna be off anyway. Better to delay and still do it, then do a half asked show tonight with just me right, And the truth is, it's fine. I didn't have to do Smart Guys tonight to a prompt stream in place. I don't want to do Minecraft Evencraft.
Tomorrow with one for the Prince. I don't want to do more of that Yes tomorrow against them one last night right now played and I don't want to mirrortive playing the same thing with Let's go and showing up and supporting it. I don't want to do an impromptu stream where they can't make. It the goddamn goal hold out on me friends.
Basically, I'm like the days number one h outlaws do us your property for commercial a marathon, but only running a business. We didn't get too far into it. We basically just got to the first first part where you're open world doing all the you know, selling. Well, some of them are actually stores are more entertaining than.
Chilled. They just have a late night chill stream. Those are two options if you just want to hang out tonight and talk with sched that either it doesn't really matter to me, but I hope that if you're gonna hear. Ll have like you Phil, you mean money bits, yeah to do he didn't get that money.
For tonight's Marty w. W to only the most professional And these. Are the ones that we had that we were going to untack, get them support goal get Now I'm not doing it so obviously that sucks. I have a whole other box saved up for the WrestleMania show.
He's so pissed off. He spent so much, Buddy, all these fucking cards and he can't and he can't like extract money from his dents to look at his sweaty Men cards. So in that regard, tonight, if we hit some goals of support, we'll do live unboxings. He's gonna fake goals tonight.
I guarantee it. Oh Top's chrome cards regardless, even though he. Can't stand to take an L, you know, like somebody being too cracked out on crack cocaine, or somebody took too many Zanniberry's or whatever and they couldn't make it. That's an L.
You know, a normal person would just go like, well, the guests couldn't make it. So we're gonna do something else tonight. But he's he's not gonna be able to take the L right Like, Oh, I was gonna get money to open these cards, and now I can't do the money for the cards thing. So even though I'm just playing a stupid video game, I'll still put this out.
Oh, I'll open these two packs of children's cards. Filled with sweaty men. I mean, I know there's girls on the cards too, but it's mostly sweaty men. That's what Phil likes, that excites him.
Not really related to the content we're doing tonight. Yeah, I still do. And keep in mind, one of these packs has the rare Chase card in it, the actual good looking rare card that's numbered in me actually worth something. Okay, so let's see, if we raise one hundred bucks tonight of support, I will open up one of the packs live.
One whole pack for one hundred dollars, he'll open four whole cards, so generous of the of the King of begging. If we raise two hundred bucks, all open the second pack. All right? Am I expecting that to happen?
No, because this is an impromptu kind of stream. I'll be honest, I don't even know if I'm gonna get any support tonight. Yeah. Yeah, because you're a loser.
Because we don't even know who's gonna show up. You know, no one was really planning on a schedule one stream or a chill stream tonight. I remember, he could have taken tonight off and just spent time with his wife on their wedding anniversary, you know, and you know, listen, I've been married long enough to know that little things matter, right, Like, he could have went to the supermarket, got a card happy anniversary, got a dozen roses, you know, a cake or something something nice whatever, Maybe not a cake if your wife doesn't like cake. I don't know.
You know, he could have went to the supermarket and got a couple of things and made his wife a nice night on their anniversary and spent time with her, you know, maybe watch a movie or something, just chill and relax, give her the flowers. No, And by the way, it's not like, how can he not afford to do that? This guy is cheaper than my father, Dude, I was thinking that the other day. Like my father was legendary cheap.
He could squeeze a penny till it screamed, dude. Like, not my father, but somebody in my father's family who are also also cheap. They used to go to McDonald's and steal the ketchup packets, and then they would sit their kitchen table and empty to catch packets into a ketch a bottle. I swear to God, that's how cheap my father was, and his family was phil is cheaper.
He just got two grand. You can't go to the supermarket and buy and spend fifty dollars for your wife on an anniversary. Geez dude, Lenalzer with two dollars unboxing of cards. Yay, I can relieve relivet Junior High exactly exactly.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. I guess Lenauzer, he has a dangerously low bank account, so you gotta tip him today like I I I can't. I don't understand why somebody's not in his live check going like close down the stream and spend time with your wife.
You love life, scumbag, selfish bastard, So. There's not much that can be done in that regard. This is definitely a kind of off the cuff, on the fact session. Let's see how tonight goes.
Let's see what you guys party if you so choose, why not? I gotta stream and I can't let just win bits. Right now, so let's. Praise the cast.
Thank you Cave Teeth for hearing you call. Off my goal with Final Fighter eighty seven. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
What did you think of the Atlanta trailer. Uh, it's these trailers are pretty worthless. I'm not going to lie. They don't show anything that's like from in game anything.
It's a pre recuation. God bless you fortive of what that character is going to look like. He's wearing a middle school yeah for example. Yeah, you're a damn thing out of about I remember by watching the trail, so I did briefly.
I had like a I had like a dance in my freshman year, and uh, they called the mixers because I went to all boys Catholic school, talk about gay and uh, they would do this thing called a mixer and they would get like the all boys school and the all girls' school would get together in the like high school gym, either the girls school gym or ours. And my mom like lost her goddamn mind because I was just wearing a sweater and like black jeans and a black sweater. She was I think it was its black turtleneck. She was like, you're not wearing that.
You have to you have to put on a suit. I'm like, I'm not putting on a suit. Nobody's wearing suits. Mom My mother made me put on a suit.
But it's okay because my mom was kind of ditzy, So I put my clothes in my backpack and when I left in this suit and then I changed when I got to school to the school dance, because it was like it was it was it was like casual. It wasn't like it wasn't like a prom or like a you know, like a soft hop or freshman dance or junior prom. It was like just a dance. And like the girls were wearing like surprisingly slutty outfits for having all those nun chaperones around.
I know the nuns used to send some of the girls home or they would make them change, you know, but anyway, that does look like a shirt. Bought the trailer you would wear social media a grade school or early. High school dance and look at it. I was like, okay, it's Elena.
So you can't tell much about her move set. You can't tell about how she's gonna play. You can't even tell she's like tall because in Third Strike she's kind of a tall character. So will she be a taller character, like kind of like Mino or will she be shorter?
You can't tell anything. It's just the stupid, you know, the NPC arcade mode character standing next to her, which doesn't mean anything, and then her doing some dancing movises of and that's it. So oh he's crying about the kids. It's worthless.
I mean them announcing that she's the next character. We already knew that. They did say the date, and the date is laughably stupid. Are you ready for this?
Elena? Oh? I just checked him with a goal and it's a tragedy. We're only at eighteen of fifty.
Will we hit it? Who will hear the call of the goal. Final? I'm running out of excuses, right, We've already used.
I need money for pizza. I need money to put gas. In my car. You know, didn't two DLC character for six.
I'm not as good at begging as Phil. So it comes out on the launch day of the switch too. Do you think anyone who's going to give two flying fucks about Elena? I'm surprised like he got that two grand?
Do you think he would have bought the switch to and then streamed with it, because people who are buying this switch to and streaming the games are going to do very well. I hear now he blew the two grand, and then he's going to go back to his audience and beg for the money for the switch to. I guarantee it Fighter six. When the switch To is releasing, and everyone's gonna want to see people unboxing, hooking it up, playing games on it and playing Mario Kart World, you know, the actual new game that's happening that day.
No one's going to give. So goodon to get them in my opinion, could have come out a few days early. Instead, they're literally coinciding it with the release so very and to be honest, that's the last I mean, I realized that I did actually no. One wants to.
I did actually switch to say I was going to play with all the d LC characters street Fighter six I have so far, but well, this season, right this season, I played with Bison, I played with Terry Boger. I think I could still. I really like the way character, but we never even went back to her. Did I put H bomb H bomb?
Let me check, I have to check. Yeah, Look, we've temporarily limited some of your account features. We have determined that you have violated the X rules. Calling somebody a scumbag is a violation of rules, so we've temporarily limited some of your account features.
While in this state, you can still browse X, but you're limited to only sending direct messages to your followers, no posts, repost, follows, or likes. Your account will be stored to full functionality in three hours. So lesson learned. It's really not worth calling somebody a scumbag.
You know, it's not worth it. I won't do that again because that does screw up. You know, if I can't tweet people, people come to the show because I tweet it out and so yeah, I kind of screwed myself on that deal. So but it is, you know, it is what it is.
I've got three hours and twenty four minutes. This stream may go long, you know, I don't know. Let me see, come on, it won't let me now They've now I can't go there at all. They're not letting me go to They're not letting me go to X at all.
I'm hitting start and it doesn't do anything. It's just god damn it. H bomb. Oh you know what, I can go to my stream and get your I was gonna put your Yeah, let me do that.
I have pinned in the live chat. Is the link to h Bomb's YouTube channel and I said it before, I'll say it again. Maybe you've had a dream. And h Bomb has a dream, and his dream is to get monetized.
And he's at nine hundred and forty nine subscribers, which means he only needs fifty one of you to go over there and subscribe, and then he will be able to praise the cash. So let's help out h Bomb and get him fifty people to go over there and subscribe. He definitely makes decent content. People like it on my show.
I'm gonna put it in the kickchat as well. Subscribe to h bomb here if you're here. You like dsp felting content. He makes it, so I put it in the kick chat.
It's pinned in the YouTube live chat. Just take a moment and help a man with a dream. I believe that you may have had a dream. Whether it's getting monetized on YouTube, or banging a hot broad or you know, five hot broads at once, right, or having a coke and Hordes party.
Everybody has a dream in their heart. And h Bomb's dream is to become monetized so he can make a little extra money on you YouTube. And he's been making these videos completely and totally unpaid for how long now, h Bomb? A couple of years you've been doing You've been grinding for a couple of years, trying to get to a thousand subscribers.
But it's a weird niche, So let's see if we can't get h Bomb over the edge, because honestly, I'm tired of begging for subs for him. It ain't my channel, by the way, subscribe to my channel, bitches, fuck h Bomb? No, really, I'm doing fine with subscribers. He needs some help.
Haven't you ever needed some help? You ever have a flat tire and you can't get the tire off and some big burly man pulls over in a truck. And he helps you get that tire off. We all need help, and h Bomb needs a little bit of help.
I've already subscribed to him, and so should you, because he's a man with a dream, and dreams should be realized. How long we gonna make this guy just grind away for free and not get paid. He needs those YouTube ad pennies to buy cocaine and hookers. Hookers are not cheap and cocaine.
Have you seen the price of cocaine lately? It is ridiculous. This economy sucks. He can't listen.
He wants to buy the good non ventanyl cocaine. Okay, so go on over his channel and help him out. We don't wanna, We don't want to see him, you know, have a bad time on that ventanyl bad coat. You know, he needs the good stuff for whatever reason, he's having trouble getting over the finish line.
And I would appreciate if you help him, and the universe will reward you. Someday you're gonna need help, and if you go over there and help, h bomb praise, praise the YouTube ad Pennies, hallelujah. Someday that good karma will return to you, my friend, and another place at another time. You're gonna need help in your life.
And since you were willing to do something nice and help another human being, the universe will remember that shit and help you. Right, maybe something goes wrong and the hooker dies, right, you need help to bury the hooker in the woods somewhere. You know, you never know what's gonna happen in life. John John Doe, who is already appraise the cash member, has done something incredibly generous and gifted a true seekers membership, and you gotta subscribe to win these free memberships, so make sure you hit the subscribe button like this optimist who was gifted a True Seekers membership by John Doe.
Thank you John Doe, and praise the cash. Bitches. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today, all.
Right, but it's getting better, So I'm gonna hit refresh on H Bomb's channel here, and I don't want to be disappointed. You know, I'm giving him valuable airtime and begging for him. Uh yeah, I think Mike suspension got worse because before I could look at my Twitter and now I can't even look at it. H bomb has nine hundred and forty nine subscribers.
How are we doing here? Nine hundred and fifty eight? Holy shit? We could get it tonight.
Forty two more. You bitches need to go over there. From the kick chat, from the Twitter verse from the weight. I can't broadcast on Twitter either, I don't think God damn it.
Forty two away, my friends, H bomb is forty two away from a dream. Do we want to see him hit his dream tonight? Let's go over there, big support. It doesn't cost anything.
Couple of mouse clicks. And h Bomb can live his dream and have extra money for drugs and hookers and all the things that make life fun. Right. No, he's a good family man with a wife.
He's gonna use the money for good things, right, he's gonna. Yeah, I'm already subbed. I know a lot of people are already subbed, so it's it's become more difficult. The first couple of times I pumped his channel, he got a few hundred, I think.
But you know, I only have so much juice. So I've done my best for you their h Bomb, and hopefully we'll get forty two more people. I'll pump it one more time before we're done, you know. And now I don't know, Like yeah, for Age, I'm gonna probably be too busy with the switch to and other stuff because the release timing is stupid.
And then here's the Thing's very well. Nintendo, the FGC the Age so stri that they. Literally exposed the entire meta of the game within hours of being out. So the moment she's out, you're gonna have people.
Here's all the meta we already figured out. Here's all her top strategies, all her top combos. So if you're not playing from day one moment one with his character, you literally won't be able to hang out. I appreciate you his character, contest, and for no reason, he's a good guy.
Hez come on, guys, get over there, get over there and help him out because listen, I. Don't know, I'm not really pumped for the release of Elena because the way they're doing this. Listen, listen, I'm not entirely altruistic here. If I pump him over that finish line, he's gonna owe me big right, No, he doesn't.
He's not gonna owe me. He's already paid me in letting me use content. He's helped me produce David Wilcock content with the Gay and eight or two thousand. He's a good guy, and we need more good guys.
There's too many scumbags on the internet, you know, people like Ethan Ralph and Mersh and Nick Fuentes and Rakaita Loll and all these scumbags. Like can we have some decent people on the internet making good content? That would be great? Is this guy really complaining about this meta thing again?
Like they've had walkthrough guys since the nineties film this is a secret. Uh oh, we have an audio file in the in the live chat. Come on, bro Jesus Christ. Some people are such fucking cry babies.
It is what it is. Wilcock was already gay, yeah, but H bomb made him gayer. And I'm here for H bomb making him gayer because it makes it makes the whole thing funnier. You know.
Now, I'm looke lost. All right, let's go back to the wine. And he never should have had that been on June fifth. That's the stupidest move they could have possibly done, in my opinion, nasty man.
And yeah, he's complaining because he's a professional video game player, but he's lazy. Did you hear what he said? You'd have to be playing it from the day it was released, then then do that. You're a professional, you should be doing that.
He doesn't want to actually have to work at the game. He just wants to stream it and play the game terribly and have people throw money at him. Chat schedule one. What a beautiful night to ruin lives and communities.
There you go, nasty Mandy. Yes, I figured that's like the one game that I can fit into. Subscribe to h if you went over there and subscribe, put in all capital letters. Subscribe.
I subscribe to H bomb. I will thank you myself. I will thank every person on air he who goes over and subscribes to H bomb. You could just do a chill stream to where we talk and hang out.
It's totally totally up to you, guys, curious. I will regretfully if we're not going to do the gametops blind. So let's see what happens. Let's see if you guys give it a whole minutes here, and then we'll see if we come to a determination.
Thank you, Nasty Mandy for the super chat. N seventy two. Yes, yes, he only needs twenty eight more. Come on, twenty eight more, twenty eight more.
We can get him over the edge tonight. Let's get him over the finish line. Friends, forget my goal. No, don't forget my goal.
I need the money. Bitches, don't forget my goal. He's got his, I got mine. Let me put it this way.
Do you have something to talk about? You want to tag me in chat? We want to have some discussion and hang out. I'm down for that.
If not, If you want me to boot up schedule one and we play that, I'm down for that. So let's let's see how. It goes again. With the boardroom meeting.
Bronjo did a two dollars super chat. Why do you want to control how everyone play street Fighter six? I don't want to control how they play street Fighter six. I don't.
It has nothing to do with controlling how people are playing. It's spoiling the game, like literally spoiling a competitive game that the fun of the game is exploring and learning how to play the game for yourself competitively, because that's a measure of skill. But that measure of skill has been completely destroyed and eliminated from the f GC because they all just spoil the meta within. Down three hours.
Actual stupid idiots. Because when I proposed this and I said, why would they do it? Is it for personal gain? Is it for clickbait?
Is it for money? I was told no, there's literally no views and no money. So you do it for no reason. You do it because you're actually an idiot.
How do you know. Exposing all of the competitive information about a competitive game so early before anyway? Actually, thank you for themselves, everybody. That's it's it's absolute eight team to.
Go eighteen more. Come on, we gotta have it. Eighteen people. Watch for fun both street when you went to play a fighting at their own pace, at their own level of skill, And like I said, it would take months to years for the full meta to be fleshed out.
Now a new character comes out and Street Fighter six or Teken within two weeks. The whole metal is this character's top tier, used this character, use them. There's no exploration, there's no uniqueness between the way people play anymore. It's all been dumbed down to the point where everyone just copies each other.
And that's why these games are so fucking boring. And it didn't use. Twenty five until twenty five. Internet, you know, streaming fucking tryhards decided this was what they wanted to do.
So I don't know what to tell you. You know, the facts are the facts. Compare Street Fighters six era fighting games to fighting games over a decade ago before the Internet was absolutely ruining them. With you you know, had good fighting games.
Neogo. When I was a kid, I drooled over like some rich kid family that we knew had a Neogo, I drooled over the Neogo. All I had was nes looked like shit compared to Neo Geo days. Neogo was the first home console.
I saw that. I thought, this looks just like the Arcade. This is crazy. You had way more fun in era and time period where things were very exciting because everyone was trying to learn.
You had tournaments were first time matchups between this person and this person trying different tech against each other. You had epic matches, absolutely epic matches were people Wow, the best of the East was the best of the West, the best of Japan versus the best of Great Britain versus this today. Literally, it doesn't matter you go to the tournament Daryl playing, They look at every matchup exactly the same because everyone already learned the game at home within hours of it being out, because of these people who spoil it. So, oh God, what King Michael God the Block says Lizard tried to bring back that feeling of discovery with a season with Season of Discovery.
I don't know what that means, but it was ruined as well within a few weeks by World of Warcraft content creators. It's an issue across the board. Yeah, it's just I can understand content creation, right, everyone's in competition. Who makes comment.
I would like to argue, I'm really not because I'm an anomaly. I'm someone who's just been around for so long that people will watch and engage in support with me. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing right now. I'm literally just talking with you, wasting time, and people are enjoying and they're we're having conversations.
But I'm an anomaly. Most people see themselves that every piece of content they put out, they have to compare to everyone else who's making that kind of content, and they want to beat them to the plunge timing wise. They want to be able to have better quality. Whatever it is.
I don't get anyone, you know, I just don't get it. Maybe it's because I never was like that. I don't know. Subscribed h question.
So here we go. You know what, I'll take the chair cover off for now. If we're going to play Schedule one, I'll put it back on. But let me take the chair cover off for now because it bothers my eyes, it bothers his right me on Green literally hurts my eyes to look at on the camera.
Like Jesus, Chris, it's not eighteen, it's twenty to go. Well, hello everyone, good evening, and welcome tonight. We're doing something a little different. So originally tonight I was supposed to do the latest episode of Smart Guys, my wrestling commentary show.
This was supposed to be the final episode I was doing before WrestleMania, my third and final guest ready to go, And then about an hour before the end of my earlier stream, I was notified sadly by that guest host that they had an emergency and they couldn't make it tonight. Ye, that episode will still take place next week. Don't worry. Smart Pace will take place on Thursday, April seventeenth, twenty five.
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And I proposed, hey, we could play some Schedule one, because if I play Schedule one, it shouldn't spoil any other playthroughs I'm doing, It shouldn't upset anyone, Like it would kind of fit into what I'm doing. Yeah that As I started here, people started asking me questions. I got contributions coming in. I said, let me just hit record, Let's hang out, let's see all that I do that hang out and do a little Q and A and see how content is a waste of time.
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Okay, all right, h bomb. That's so, let's let's get starting. Maybe Traveler in the Future good Verse came out, came out. I was playing.
It seems like it would be up my alley. It has just. You'll be able to help. You just never got around to it.
But this year probably know We've already got Sweet code En too that I'm going to be playing over the summer in its collection. We've got this Clear Obscure Expedition thirty three coming out later this month that looks like it's a hybrid game between Final Fantasy ten and Lost Odyssey. With all these RPGs already coming out, I don't think that I'm going to be doing any kind of other RPGs this year. You know, Octopad Traveler is probably a no for this year, all right, but maybe in the future.
Yes, I did hear. Octapath Traveler is incredibly long too, so it's another reason probably why we're not doing it anytime soon. This guy for the record man tonight on Smart Guys. If we had raised one hundred bucks of support, I was gonna do an unpacking of a pack of WWE cards.
One of these two packs has a Chase card in it, one of the rare cards that's numbered and looks nice. Alright, craft card that's worth a lot of money. Okay, if we hit all tonight, I will unpack live one of these cards. For every hundred bucks, I'll unpack one.
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Okay, all right, Some tips have rolled in. People see paying him money for this kind of slop, Like this is complete and total slop. He's been live for an hour and ten minutes. What a bunch of slop here.
Our first tipper of the Knight is an anonymous two dollar tipper who says, how do you find Will Smith? There's no such thing as anonymous tippers. He's full of shit. People want their name red on air if he's not tipping.
If people are tipping, anonymously. Those are fake ones, Like I noticed, when he has something that he wants to say, but a tribute to other people, not him, you know, like he'll say like, oh, this person said this when they tipped me. So let's back that up and hear what this is. Probably something he once said but doesn't want to attribute it to him because he's a pussy.
He's in. Let's see here. Our first tipper of the Knight is an anonymous two dollar tipper who says, how do you find Will Smith and a snowstorm? Look for fresh prints?
Bad joke, that's right. Yeah, he has no content, he has nothing to say, so he's throwing in corny jokes and attributing them to the donators. Lose. That's very I gotta get a bell or something like P P P lose, you know, make some noise.
It's words. It's a bunch of words. Oh I had a squeaker somewhere. Not so much for the cheesy joker, thank you for the okay, soggy nipples to the dollars and was street fighter for good street fighter game.
Yeah, here's the thing. If I was doing any better, I have. To talk about what do you consider an actual official Street Fighters games are talking numbered like what about the Alpha series? Right?
What about cap con Versus s n K one and two one hundred. I'll tell you what's in the back of my trunk, little bent. Capcom cross tecking, you know, or street Fighter cross tech and excuse me, what about the verses here? What's a street Fighter game?
All right? If you're asking me is the good street Fighter game? I would say, I think we're gonna switch in order. If you actually wanted me to order them, I would probably say street Fighter two is the absolute best.
Then I would probably say street Fighter three. I think we're gonna switch to this second video that because this is. To third strike condition by the third strike by far. Then I would probably say street Fighter four was third best, okay.
Then I would probably say street Fighter six, then street Fighter five, then street Fighter one. Street Fighter one is the worst because it actually wasn't made to be a competitive game. It really was. It was designed to be like a moves don't even come out precisely when you barely and everything, and it's just you against.
A right, It's just not a Fighter. Two was the arrow and fighting is actually okay, But in my opinion, no exaggeration. Street Fighter two, the original one actually is still the best numbered Street Fighter game in the entire series. I remember Street Fighter too.
I don't know if that I can argue with him about that, but uh, all right, so this video, this next video is DSP disgustingly stuffs his face with Little Caesar's pizza and it's feasting with the pig op one second, it's here. Take a look at this, This. Heck of a feast. Friends.
All right, prepare your butts everyone, this is gonna be a messy one. All right, here we go. Well, hello again everyone out there. It is time for yet another episode.
Nothing didn't his video editor quit, so we're not getting any new bumpers anytime soon, or we phill. He probably didn't want to pay. I've been making content for seventeen years on the internet, and sometimes they say things have come full circle. Today is one of those days, because just a couple of days ago we were watching on my podcast when in twenty thirteen I last had to take paper plates, yes, of a Little Caesars pizza.
That's right, that was actually I got a kid film, I had anything. The Little Caesars was having a nationwide relaunch where they had reopened, stores, rebranded, expanded. Hey, yeah, I don't know how you're going to send it to me. Five bucks or whatever it was.
Go to the store. Pizza is ready to go. It looks better than his Spad Pizza party. Okay, I tried.
I thought it was garbage. See what that well? Bad? I think I actually rated it two point five out of five.
At the time. So here we are thirteen years later, well nearly thirteen years actually twelve years later, kid boys, and today I am. Having I don't know food, got a half hour to go through. This from Little Caesars, including Crazy Bread with Marin Aarasauce.
I'm checking with my goal. We're still style checking with pizza the H bomb. Let's get over on H Bombs channel. He's so close.
I have never had any of these eighty three, seventeen more and. Come on, pizzas for me, I've never had them, and in fact, I never had the Crazy Bread. When I this really looks like shit pizza. That that first one in the frame, in the lower part of the frame that looks like cafeteria pizza from high school?
Remember that square shitty Pizza. Tried this in twenty thirteen. I only had the pizza. That was it.
I have brought an unprecedented amount of napkins into the office because everything here looks insanely greasy. Why would you on purpose order really greasy pizza? And on top of that, they were actually doing a promotion. If you order a certain amount of food, you get free wings.
Well, we did get an order of free barbecue wings. But they are so doused in sauce. I was like, there's no way I could eat them in the office. So I might try those later and perhaps in the future, like in a podcast or you know.
Oh, Caesar's Little Caesar's wings are terrible. I tried them a few times when I was poor on a street. I'll tell you what. They were like, they change.
There's no way I could eat out here. The sauce would literally get over everything in my office. That's like, you eat it in the kitchen, or you eat it. You know, you have to do somewhere where it's clean.
I can't get anything gross in this office. Okay, Yeah, Like he's saying, there's nothing gross in this office. This from the guy who like cranked one out and just shot a load right under his desk and just kept streaming. But he's going to tell you there's nothing gross in his office.
So let's take a look. I think first things first, let's do the appetizer. All right, So what's so appetizing? Well, how about it doesn't look crazy bread?
The pack had I think eight pieces of crazy bread in it. It's heavy, it is dowe, it's covered in salt or is it parmesan? I think it's actually parmejans. So well, for the first time ever, let's try Little Caesar's crazy Bread.
Here we go. This is so exciting devour. He acts like he's doing a review of like fine food. You know this is trash, no offense, but it's broken food.
This is broken food. And you know I've been a brokey and needed to eat this shit to survive, right. I've had weeks where like, especially when I was a starving artist, where like. I'm gonna do it with the sauce again, where like a.
Little Caesar's pizza would have made my week. You know, I was eating like fucking spaghetti and marinara sauce with no meat all week, or ramen noodles all week. My big hack was ramen noodles with frozen vegetables. I used to take a bag of frozen vegetables and cut it up into four portions of frozen vegetables mixed vegetables, and I would put that in the ramen and maybe if I was lucky, i'd have an egg in the ramen with my mixed vegetables.
That was a good meal for me, to be honest. But God damn little Caesars is brokey food. I mean i'd feed it to my kids, right See, Like if I had my kids home with me for cooking them chewy, maybe I'd go get taking. The flavor to it, but what really the outside my kids, And that's Terriblezza used to do breadsticks that were very similar to this crazy bread It's the only different sharp edge to the edge of the bread.
And actually the pizza hot breadsticks had a crunchiness to the outside, but they were exactly the same. They were buttery, like these are buttery. But nobody needs I know, imagine being so poor that before you go check reviews on YouTube. This is right an old.
Fast food delivery slots. It's not healthy, but quite frankly, that's good. Kids are more sensitive, so it could be better. Actually have a different tasteizer.
I'm gonna take another bite bread. Taste sweet, this one trolie troll. Phil never gets Chinese food. Why do you hate the Chinese so much?
You race that? That's what I want? An appetizer from a fast food pizza restaurant. Slop he wants.
Slop. That's what he wants. Legitimately not bad at all, very unhealthy. If I if I pause every time I talk, it's gonna take me a year to get through this.
So I apologize. I'll turn it down. Try the pretzel crust pizza. I've never had this before, so it's supposed to be a pretzel style edge crust.
And they put. Sauce or red sauce. I chose the red pizza sauce with your choice of topping, I said, just pepperoni. And it looks like they sprinkled alt all over it.
Very healthy. I don't know how I'm gonna I'm gonna think about this. Very healthy. Phil guy says he's eating healthy.
By the way, they also put extra cheese. He's eating slop. Extra cheese on there on top of the cheese already, So there's cheese toppings and more cheese on top. Looks like parmesan.
Just shove it in your mouth and give us a begging. By the way, that's a thick slice for fast food pizza. Here we go, pretzel crossed pepperoni pizza. Yeah, the vaping pig.
I've been there smoking cigarettes to make my broky diet more tolerable. Oh, that's interesting. In the healthy five to two imagine reviewing school pizza. That's what he's doing, basically.
Okay, b. They did do the correct sauce. Tales of the Sonic Voyage is here. I need my true seekers, I really really need my truth seekers.
Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Big ups, tails and sonash money money. At least when he eats, he stops begging for a a few important seconds, right, thank you, Tales of the Sonic Voyage. And we are now at twenty of fifty.
Come on, guys, we've got to get at least halfway to the goal. Oh ass man forty five acp. Every time Phil talks, his voice should be replaced with a pig squealing ha suff of Phil. Suffer Piggy.
It's not the best piece I've ever had for fast food delivery pizza. It's good. Phil is very impressed with it's good pizza. I'm not kidding.
Come on, Phil, I actually like it. Come on, it was warm and by the way, you know, we ordered it about half an hour ago. Thank you as quick throw money at me. Okay, thank you for.
So generous. Yes, there is extra cheese on top of the pepperoni, so it's quite salty. But at the same time you could taste the parmesan red sauce on the pizza. I wish there was more on there.
There's not as much as I would like. I would like a little more, but it's not bad. The pretzel crust, it's it's not really pretzel crust. What it is is it does have a slight bite, like a crunch to it, and they put the sprinkle salt on top to simulate a prez.
It doesn't taste like a pretzel. The pig love slot call me. Slop, but it's actually not bad at all. He's a dick to fast food.
Anybody that needs to eat fast food twice a week, that's a problem, all right, once in a while, you know, especially if you have kids. You get busy, you know, But me and my wife are both cheap. We'd most mostly prefer to just cook at home, even tacos. Mak on tacos.
We'll make it oun Chinese food, even. Good I do recently on DSP tries it I reviewed quite a different bit of kind of food. It's five pizza, it costs more. Not.
The thing I have to tell you after the fact is what it costs. And as soon as I tell you what it costs, your jaw drops and you're like, you're kidding me. That's what food costs in the United States, And I'm like, yes, it's ridiculous, all right, So listen to this, this pretzel crust. Three times a week.
Yeah, in a full order of crazy bread with marinair, so eight crazy breadsticks and a full size. It's not small, it's like a medium large pretzel crust pizza at Little Caesar's costs. Are you ready for this? Twelve dollars.
That's a sticker shock. Twelve dollars too much for that, I don't know, And that sounds fair. And pizza is the same price and objectively better actually good. Yeah, I mean I never had Costco pizza.
But you know what's funny, Wah Wah started making pizza and I happened to be in Wah Wah. I had to get gas and a drink and some drinks I always leave like a couple of drinks in my car, like iced teas, like lifting iced teas in my car. And I went in to get to iced teas, and I saw they had pizza, and it was it was It's my I cooked five times a week and I had a rough day. So I was like, oh, I'll just get a couple of these pizzas because they're super cheap and take them home.
The Wah Wah pizza was surprisingly not bad. I wouldn't say surprisingly good, but I would say surprisingly not bad for pizza from Wuah Wah. Yeah, Wah Wah has free air for tires, yes, and they have passable pizza for cheap. It was super cheap pizza.
Look around here, a decent pizza is twenty dollars for large and that you know they're always making the larges smaller. But twenty dollars for a decent pizza or fifteen at least for a decent pizza from a pizzaia around here. But the Wah Wah pizza is like, I don't know, I think it's like eight, like six or seven dollars. You probably don't.
I was gonna say twenty dollars or twenty five dollars. It's twelve dollars delivered, so. That means it was eight dollars. But you gotta add the door dash and the tip because he's too lazy to get in his car, the fat slob and go to this place and get the food himself.
And I'm not sponsored by Little Caesar's. I swear to you are not. Okay, we know that, Phil, because you can't get sponsors because you're a loser. Finished this piece of pizza because it's actually good.
It's cheap. He's so excited it's good pizza, and it's super cheap. I'm gonna order this every night so my wife doesn't have to cook. They're living all the promise of hot, fast, budget pizza.
I tell my wife sometimes that I'm like, I'm like, what are you doing tonight, honey? And she says nothing. Why because I'm like Little Caesars? She said, what do you mean?
I said, I'm hot and ready. She doesn't like that joke either. This might be worse than watching a train wreck. Yes, we're into the slop portion of the evening.
We're definitely into the slop portion. Of the I can tell you right now, this pizza right here is better than the one I got twelve years ago. That was the three meat treat, which was three kinds of meat. He remembers a Little Caesar pizza from twelve years ago.
This is just being the one pepperoni with the pizza crust or the pretrol crust. This is much better. Oh, my goodness, gracious wow. The fact that he's so impressed by a Little Caesar's pizza means that this guy knows nothing about food, Like this is really good.
This is not quality food, authentic, This is damn good fast food pizza. He's so very excited, almost beachless. He's so excited about Little Caesars of all things christ to be that good. Holy shit, all right, the.
Word dash plus tip was another eight dollars sip here. My yeah, how lazy you could be that you can't just go to the place and pick it up. Now, call me astro hearing the call of the goal, the pig slapping down on pizza when he has frozen pizzas downstairs and tonight he's avoiding spending time with his wife on her anniversary. Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous, like this is what he's doing.
He's ignoring his wife and chanting down on pizza. That's something else. But thank you, call me Astro and God bless you for your generosity and hearing the call of the goal. Why did I spend the money?
So? Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. He knows he's going to get more pizza too. The Dentsal buy it for him.
Thank you, call me Astro. I big support tonight. Thank you guys. Troit Style Deep Dish pizza.
Now, I don't know what that. Means because you've never had the Troya. They're supposed to put the sauce on top of the cheese, because they didn't do that. See, I've got toppings and cheese and sauce under I don't have sauce on top of the cheese.
So maybe this is just standard deep dish. But I ordered the Detroit Style, so maybe they screwed it up. Yeah, I think they did, because all they have on the menu is Detroit style, but that does not look like Detroit style to me, So the way. It works is Detroit.
Usually the sauce. Pizza is like fourteen dollars in change. But let me explain. We have something called Santo cheese that take up my entire Santu Cheese is square pizza with cheese all the way up to the edge and sauce on top, and Santu cheese is ridiculous good pizza.
That pizza is eighteen dollars for large. The problem is they're large. Is half the size or three quarters of the size of a regular pizza. Large large pizza from most pizzaias.
It's small, but it's thick or crust, so maybe that balances out. I don't know. Santucci is the best Detroit style pizza that I've ever had, or in my area, the best square pizza. Some people call that Sicilian pizza, but generally regular Sicilian pizza has the cheese on top, not the sauce on top.
But whatever, eight you get eight of those, I'm gonna repeat myself. You get that looks like slop though that does not look good. Eight large slices of pizza. The box is huge.
That shows up at your house. He's like, he's so impressed with little pizzas. This is fourteen change delivered. Okay, finger Detroit style pizza would just be on fire all that time.
See if it's all right? I don't know if I'm gonna like this or not. Where do I get that? I don't.
Cheese awesome pizza though, build. Your own where you pick one time and then you get to pick others. But you have to add and I think it was two dollars and fifty cents or something like that for every additional topping. So we chose ham and pineapple.
So it was like, oh, change plus two fifty. So this ended up being pizza, this giant pizza. Okay, let's give it a shot. So it's definitely deep.
It's very instead of phil very thick crust. The ham actually smells pretty smoky, which is interesting. I don't see a lot of sauce on here. I guess we'll find out.
All right, here we go. Ham and pineapple. Gross. Now the paper plates are extra Grandam Waivers.
Cat's eating another six pieces crying downstairs. TJ Felty, are we watching dsp E pizza? Yeah, it's slop night here on True Seekers. Yes, we're down to the slop where it's the end of the week.
Man, come on. Recently, he used her health issues and his excuse to why he didn't want to interact with Quino Casino, but then backtracked and said I was lying to PPP to get out of things. Yeah, because he's a loser. Yo.
And let me tell you something, every time I'm on Keino it is a big benefit to me. So the fact that he didn't want to do something when they asked him to. He is a He is a fucking moron and a lazy slob. I would probably do just about anything they asked me to do within reason, you know, if they asked me to be on their show for whatever.
They asked me to be on their show on election night. I don't do politics. I did it anyway. I had a good time.
He has stroke mouth. Yeah, if he's Italian, why does he have pineapple on his pizza? I don't believe he's really Italian. A real Italian person would not put pineapple on a pizza.
I don't think. I don't know. Very greasy mouth, all right, So. If you like.
Pizza dough more than the toppings, of your pizza. That's the pizza you want to go for. The dough is crisp beyond the edge, has a buttery flavor to it, has a crisp bite when you bite into it, but it's chewy on the inside, very airy. Okay, fast ride, deep dish style pizza.
It's it's you know, Chicago, not really deep dish, you know, really deep. The pizza in Chicago is like a pie, but for this style, you know, the pan style. Oh they don't. Maybe he didn't have to do.
I don't taste sauce whatsoever. I didn't taste a single bit of sauce in any of those bites. The pretzel crust pizza. Some cheese, but not a lot.
I tasted some cheese, Okay. I definitely tasted the saltiness and the smokiness of the ham. And I tasted the tangy but sweet bite of pineapple. However, you know it's not fresh, Like, take a look at the pineapple that you're getting on this thing.
This is a typical canned pineapple. Yeah, they can't find any close enough. For ages. They pop it open.
There's no Little Caesars near me. Yeah, maybe I should open a franchise in this neighborhood. Probably it's pretty incredibly flavorful by any means at all. Okay, really, the highlight of the pizza is the dough.
You taste the dough, and a lot of people crave this kind of pizza. They want they want the dough. My dad likes to be Sicilian pizza, the big, thick crust, square pizza. We used to get it a lot because my dad was a big fat guy, and I think he felt like he was getting more for his money.
I don't know. Quas are blade with one for the goal. Thank you very much for your kindness, generosity and support. God bless you for being generous and supporting.
I'm from Detroit. Detroit style unless it's called Jets pizza or have the pizza sauce on top of cheese, is not Detroit style Jets Pizza. Jets Pizza is way superior. Yeah, it's usually sauce on top, right, I would think gotta be sauce on top.
But thank you for your kindness and educating me. I'm not a pizza kindoiseur, although I do make a mean wood fired pizza at my CA and we have wood fired ovens. Thank you for your kindness. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man.
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So thank you very much. Happy anniversary, Phil, What a loser. I'll laugh my ass off. Pw are for the wind, Yes, yes, fuck Phil.
P w R is vastly superior. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man. Never too powerful for me. The spa the chewy middle.
They like the buttery flavor of pizza dough. That's your pizza. If you actually want to taste the toppings and stuff This was much better. Like et pretzel pizza, better than they square pizza at Caesars.
Here. I'm basically just tasting pizza do and almost know. I guess we don't have a little Caesars Nears. I know we have a Papa John's because my wife gets it for the boys.
So let's finish the piece and then a little more of every. Sometimes it just goes to Chucky Cheese and gets them a Chucky Did you know that you can just go to Chuck E Cheese and order a pizza and carry it out. They'll just give it to you in a box. They love that Chucky Cheese shit.
I don't like it. I won't eat it. Everybody on the edge is the only thing I've ever eaten a Chucky Cheese is the salad bar, which is it's not great, but it's better than. Delicious.
Oh you can eat salad ye Christian buttery pizza. And actually now you can. Who the f wants that? Yeah?
Yeah, who the f wants that? It's gross? Do you see the holes in the dough? P w R needs.
Pre made dough so they don't hand toss. I hate this is mass made in a fact face and bacon in the pan. It's oh man, anything fresh made or hand tossed. Hey, can you read my dead pan?
Is here now? It's a party, finally a show when I'm not at work. Good to see you. Can you read my dead pan?
And yes I can. I'm glad you're not at work. I'm glad you're here enjoying the slop. This is some slop shit here.
I'm serving up the slop on tonight's pig ros. This is it. Let's be honest, right, this is some slop shit right here, and I will check in with the goals. We have two goals tonight.
One of them is to get h bomb to a thousand subscribers. He's fifteen away, go h bomb. Let's go over and subscribe. Pinned in the live chat is h Bomb's channel.
He helps me with stuff. He makes his own DSP content. A good guy deserves it. Fifteen more of you need to go over there.
Come on, let's get him over the hump tonight. Let's go and we are at twenty two of fifty for our goal tonight. Honestly, I'm glad we don't have to do overtime because we've been here for two and a half hours are it feels like three and a half hours. This is more time sludging through this slop.
They use. A doma. Is actually a good appetizer. However, I would recommend that you get the crazy bread combo.
It's just crazy bread with a pizza. Did he just don't think eive and a. Little container to dip. He just dumped it on a paper plate.
What if you get it with a pizza? Loves pizza. Kind of hard. For this and the pizza.
That's crazy. H bomb, A hot dude's wife thinks. So I forgot that bread is so crazy bomb. I talked to my wife about my the heater situation, so we would like to generously take you up on your offer, but you know it's we don't need to worry about the heater situation for a little while.
So uh And she said the same thing, like we'll shake good time by dinner and all that stuff. I have a couple of rooms in my house where the radiators don't work, and I have no idea how to fix that. So it's just one of those things. And of course I get the room with no heat, but of course I would not want my kids in a room with no heat.
You know, So I take this attic room up here with no heat in it, but we have radiators. It's just I guess that the heater is not circulating the heat enough. Stop eating the crazy bread. Look, I can't stop stuffing this bread in my big fat face.
This dude's gonna get diabetes any day now. That's his trial the record. Crazy, you're not paying me to do this. It does sound hot, right?
What's up with the paper plates? A child? Yeah, I've only ever seen him eat off of paper plates. I will wite bhabatizers they used to have in these places that they got rid of.
I've never seen him eat off a real plate. Only paper plates, right, is better than Domino's. They don't use regular plates. The dishwasher broke years ago?
Is that true? Yes? It is true. Dishwasher broke years ago, and he hasn't fixed it yet.
He wants to redo the entire He's waiting to redo the entire kitchen. Just just replace a fucking dishwasher. Bro You're gonna have to do it eventually. Goose Is, I'm sponsored by Caesars.
Like, those are really good. Those are better than this. Yeah, imagine him as a fancy restaurant. This is actually really good.
I like this breadstick a lot. You're denser paying for this slop? Is he at least getting the high quality paper plates now they look like cheap paper plates. Four out of five four out of five and a quarter Italians recommend Little Caesars.
Yeah, I doubt that. I think most Italians would never eat this slop. He's been pulling too many hogans. He needs the cheap pizza.
Tell you wise if you get it. I'm bored with the pizza. It's actually delicious and worth the money. Bought rgb's and two PCs.
Fucking dishwasher, the pretzel crust pizza. Fuck, fuck a dishwasher. I'm buying two PCs and some RGB lights and some pulling some hogans for what he spends on paper plates. He could have replaced that dishwasher by now.
Who puts takeout fast food on paper plates? I don't know. When I was single, I would just eat the pizza right out of the box. I wouldn't even put it on a plate that's dishes.
Yeah, I didn't have a dish We didn't do you believe this. I got through my entire adult life and my my father was so cheap and we were kind of poor, so I my mom never had a dishwasher growing up. That was and it's sad. That was like a dream of my mom to get a dishwasher someday, and my dad just never made it happen for I just didn't have the extra money, or didn't have the space in the kitchen or whatever.
My mom was also wacky. We lived in the city and most people put the washer and dryer in the basement, but my mom was like, I don't want to go up and down two flights of stairs because the kids hampers are upstairs in the bathroom hamper and our hamper. I wanted the washroom dryer in the kitchen, and my dad was like, really, are you kidding me? But we put we had a washer and dryer in our kitchen, so there was really no room for the dishwasher.
But me and my wife are first home when we got married. It was a really tiny kitchen. There was really no room for a dishwasher, so we just washed them in the sink. It wasn't until we got to this house that we're in now that it came with a dishwasher and I felt so bad because my wife, when we looked at this house, was so happy, like, oh, thank god, I'm finally gonna have a dishwasher.
I've never had a dishwasher, I said me, neither. This is awesome. Yeah. So then we move in, and wouldn't you know, when we moved in, almost everything in the house worked fine.
The dishwasher didn't work, and we didn't know it till after we moved in and made settlement, But I got I got a new one for her because I felt so bad. All she wanted out of the new house. I mean, she had some other things like good school districts in mind, but all she really wanted was a dishwasher. And the one fucking thing in the house that didn't work was the dishwasher.
The washer, dryer worked, the heater worked. More or less, everything worked except the dishwasher. So I got it replaced as soon as soon as we could, right after we moved in. It's good stuffing his piggy face, well dollars for this whole pizza and the crazy brad.
H Bob says fourteen to go. He needs fourteen more subscribers to be monetized. If not now, you're gonna hit it in the next couple of days. H bomb.
Congratulations, But the crush doesn't taste like like a pizza. I can't fish, my fix, my dishwasher or toilet because my wife is downstairs crying because I can't get Hogan pulls before her shift at best cos. Yeah, salty. That's another thing I don't understand.
If he makes over one hundred thousand dollars a year, why is he making his wife work a shitty part time job eight hours a week at best Buy or wherever she works. If you made one hundred thousand dollars a year, do you really need that like seventy five hour pay check that she's gonna get every week to make her do that? The least he could do for a goal or Little Caesars is make a pizza ball or something. Yeah.
Phil's only tool is a crappy multi tool he's got in a toolbox something else. Dude. Yeah, So in his house right now, he has a dishwasher that doesn't work, and he has one toilet in his house doesn't work. And uh, that's wacky.
I mean, I don't know I have a toilet that you got to jiggle the handle, and I'm replacing that soon because I put one of those repair kits in and it's still screw it up. But I mean it works, but it needs to be replaced. I'm doing that in the next couple of weeks. That's all.
That's really a problem in my house. I don't know. You know, some people are so helpless that when something breaks, they just leave it be broken, Like, all right, we're just not gonna have a dishwasher for years. We're gonna have this broken toilet for years.
And by the way, I have a feeling that I know why the toilet and fill's house stop working. Don't do it, Bill, Please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't up at.
At least. It looks disgusting type for a plumber, my trash toilet. Now the other thing we have to fight a plumber now the next week's show, the plumber show. Well, that's something else.
I wonder why his toilet doesn't work. He's dumping grease and the toilet like a fucking Neanderthal. Mm hmm. I think she just went out of the house away from him.
Well, he ignores her for hours and hours and hours and hours A day's not beating it. So yeah, maybe she just needs to get out of the house. Wow, that's something else. Would buy a big round steak for her and my two brothers.
I was in my thirties before I realized I could afford good steaks. Trauma. He needs that money, he really really does for his bills. Who's the dude that eats subs?
H Bob? We're about to eat an unhealthy salty meal. Oh, here's how we'll do it. H bomb needs the subs, and I have I have been playing some of H Bomb's videos here, so we wanted to help him out to get to the subs.
He needs like fourteen more to get monetized. So here I'll give you a little sample of some of H Bomb's work. Shure days. On day on day, I'm gay what totally gay?
Suff of Phil? And here's a little longer one. Oh no, no, that's not it. Oh I already played.
I've already played some of his stuff, and I don't have another one really to play, at least I don't think I do. No, I don't have another one really geared up to play. We'll go over to his channel though he has a new one. This pizza thing is getting lame.
We'll do a few more minutes of this and then I'll show you one of h Bomb's videos. Maybe you guys will all go over to subscribe. He only needs fourteen more to get monetized. Let's go in the first bike.
Let's go. You may be like oh, but then all of a sudden you're like oh, and you take your second bite like oh, and then they're not good. But once you start eating one or two, you can't stop yourself. You're like, oh, did he just say the fries of McDonald's are good?
That's how I feel with this. I know it's not good for me. You know it's ungodly, greasy and disgusting, but. I'm stuffing it down my throat anyway.
My taste buds start to pop, and then I'm like it's good. It's not good. And unlike most of the DSP tries it's I've done in the last several months, this is not expensive food, so you know it's bad for you, but you're also not ripping yourself off. Okay, okay, oh no wait, I could play that one again.
I played this at the start of the show, but somebody asked, uh, what's going on and who's the guy that needs subs This is h bomb, who has been generously letting me use some of his content from his channel and also helping me make David Wilcock, who's gay, even gayer, which is I'm here for it. So this is what he did to the clip of Phil crying, and he made it so much better. Let's check it out and then pinned in the live chat on you tube. Pinned right at the top is the link to his channel.
Go over and subscribe. My wife is an angel. My wife is my saving grace. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy.
Yeah, does not, of course, it's being emotional. But did you see how angry I watched before I met cap? You saw how angry I was, right, mum. Hum yeah, suffer piggy Yeah h.
H h. I am that is the reason why I'm not angry anymore. I'm happy. Yeah, he looks real happy.
So go on over subscribe to h bomb and help him get monetized so he keeps making funny dsp stuff. Back to the pig slop. Back to the pig slop. We're back to the slop, the pig eating from his trow.
I like both the Crazy brand and the Pretzel Cross pizza. He didn't like this the Detroit style. I guess, yeah, I do. If you make one hundred dollars one hundred thousand a year, you could probably take more time off and not beg like a crackhead.
Yeah, you would think bean casserole honestly, fifteen hundred bucks for twelve dollars, You're right. I'm full. I'm not even gonna eat anymore because I just ate three Crazy bread sticks and two pieces of pizza, and one of. Them trash in the garbage.
This actually and I don't like it. Oh man, It's still not bad, but the fact that I can't really taste the toppings, I don't taste any sauce, and the cheese barely. It's just the dough that I'm tasting. The dough is still good, and man, do I love that crispy edge on the dough.
But it gets an employee discount a best buy? Yeah, why wouldn't you get to the leastchsch washer for his wife? Little Caesar is crazy. Because he doesn't do dishes.
She does care. Three point five. I like the part where Phil was gay. Yeah.
Subscribed by itself dollars, that's way too expensive. But if you're combo and get with pizza and you're getting a whole pizza plus that for twelve dollars, that's outstanding value. Outstanding value. I'm gonna give it a three point five out of five, but I actually read.
Imagine how much I agree he'd be. If I'm gonna give a three point seventy five out of five. Why the flavor is good, Yes, it's yeah. He wastes one opportunity, one big opportunity here, and it's it's cheap.
Pig roast is greater than pig trail. It's what you want. Real tears? Yeah, yeah, those were real tears.
Does the pretzel crust actually taste like a pretzel? Women are really turned on by men who cry like. Just nonetheless, it's eat now the Detroit style, which is Detroit style deep dish pizza. I don't know why it says Detroit style, the Detroit style Hawaiian the most expensive thing that we got.
Her money got. Eight slices of this huge slices of pizza. The box is ginormous, like. This, like a huge, genormous box.
Yes, the dough is amazing, the edge pieces are the best, but can't taste the toppings. Little sauce cheese is almost flavorless. Kind of a disappointment. I'm gonna give the Hawaiian deep dish pizza at Pizza Hut a two point two five out of five.
I'm actually rate this, and I got there twelve years ago. I would eat the three meat treat that they used to this because I just don't see value oh eating a whole pizza. We use real plates for most of everything. Once in a great while, we use paper plates.
I use at the cabin because. Get the pretzel crussed or standard, because they have those. They also have big ones, like. I use paper plates at the cabin when I'm there myself because we have to truck our water in so just you know, just to cut down on the amount of water that I need.
Hank thirteen away from a thousand subs trying to get there. Yeah, come on, guys, if we're not if I'm not going to hit my money goal, at least, let's hit the h bomb goal thirteen more subscribers, and let's check in with the kick chat. Make sure we have nothing else to call out. Uh, let's see here, No we've called all the kick chats out, We've read every super chat.
I will check in with to buy me a coffee. Make sure I don't have any to call out over there. Okay, A non bought me a beer and says, you have no idea? How bizarre this reality is.
The kill Stream in Another Life was an amazing show that drew quality creators and produced top notch lols. Most of the lingos still used today can all be traced back to Ralph, the Boulder Stream, the sector. Do you understand and if I had to guess, it was probably, And if I had to guess, it was probably you, et cetera. I hate this reality where a cukeed Ralph gave into his demons and demolished his entire legacy.
Well, thank you for buying me a beer. And you know it happens you guys, Listen, Being a content creator is not all shits and giggles. It's very difficult, and some guys get burned out. They turned to drugs, they turned to alcohol, they turn to you know, unhealthy habits.
You know. I so I have some sympathy for Ethan Ralph. Maybe he just burned himself out, because right now he's struggling to get one hundred dollars a stream like, he's not doing well. So if he was once very good, and you know, there's always I believe there's a road to redemption for all men, including Ethan Ralph.
Maybe maybe he'll straighten himself out and get back to being a good content creator. But right now he makes shit, he makes slop. It's not good, you know. But child of God, God bless him, you know, hopefully he'll straighten himself out and do better.
But we thank you for buying me a coffee. We'll check it with the PayPal pledges and see if we have anything to shout out over there instructions for how to support the show or in the description of every video or podcast, I wanted to remind you all that we'll be doing a truth Seekers We'll be doing a truth Seekers marathon this weekend of truth Seekers, classic shows and deep dives, So all weekend long we'll be doing these long streams, So come in check it out, keep up with the channel. If you haven't already, please do subscribe. We really appreciate that, and share these videos on your social media.
It really does help you sort of smash that like button on your way out. I think we're gonna wrap things up here. We did not hit our goal, but we got more than halfway there. Right, there's four minutes left on the goal and we're no, we're at twenty two or fifty, so we're not going to hit the goal tonight.
But I'm not film. I'm not gonna twist your arm or bitch about it. I'm happy for any support we get. Maybe I said it too high, and I'll start setting it lower.
I don't want to be like Phil and try to milk the cop to death. You know you don't milk the cow to death. Phil. We'll finish out this video and then we'll wrap things up.
Meats and stuff like that. I didn't want to go too crazy. I wouldn't get to Detroit, all right. So, ladies and gentlemen, Little Caesar's Pizza crazy bread, good and great value, Pretzel crossed good and great value.
This is such a scam too, because he made his dents give him fifteen hundred dollars, hit ten goals, so he takes fifteen hundred dollars. He spends what twenty thirty dollars on shitty Little Caesar's pizza and that's their reward, and he pockets all the rest of the money and he spends it on a child's video game because he's a fucking moron. Do good with that money? Much?
Probably a skip for me. Thanks for watching dsp tries it everyone, while we're to throwback twelve years later, devour and I hope to see you soon for another fun episode. Peace out everyone, This. Was a fun episode.
He's saying, I hope to see you soon for another fun episode. Listen, Phil, watching you stuff your face with shitty pizza that you got a little Caesar's after you collect at fifteen hundred dollars is not a fun show. Thanks so much for your support. It's a liser show.
Could you imagine being so dented and poor and such a loser that you get some kind of thrill out of watching Phill each shitty little Caesar's pizza? All right? Fraud himself? That's no lie.
That's one of the more pleasing episodes that I've done. That was more pleasing than talk. To too met your mic. If you're going to belch like a fucking pig, i'me he's snorting and belching through this.
Pleasing in the last several What fucking I'm sure it was that good for the price. Like usually when I order this, okay, I'm ordering for me, and I'm also ordering for my wife. And usually when I ordered DSP tries it. I'm not even kidding, it ends up being like sixty seventy dollars after tax and fees.
This was under fifty. It was like forty something and change. And we just got all this food. It's the cheaper one, and it tastes good.
It tastes good. He loves this little Caesar. Slid, so go figure. All right, it's break time everyone.
Yeah, I got man. I got to drip, drip from a fossor. I got the drip. This is good stuff.
I got to drip like a face that's dripping. I can't make it stop. What do you want me to do? Have a mute button.
Every second, I'm topping the mute button just in case I'm gonna have to clear like, this. Is what I mean. It's dum't kids, is what it is. It's dun't kids.
This bitch bitch slapped him. Get them all right, friends, all right, friends, we made it. We made it through. We made it through another fucking pig.
God, that was brutal. This was brutal. This was literally brutal. Haha.
It's so brutal that my animations quit on me. They were like, fuck this guy, We're not animating anymore. There we go, we'll get it back. So I'll take some comments and questions from the live chat.
I've got a little more time to share with you before we bounce on out of here. Put those in all capital letters. Can you read my dead pain? Imagine a pizza party where you pay for the boss's pizza, get none of it, then have to praise your boss for eating a pizza or be banned from the premises.
That's d SB tries it. You're right, it is cool, aid girl, don't play ha tell everyone they're racists. Yeah, if yous are all racists because I didn't hit my goal for tonight, it must be because you guys are racist. Yeah, Oh it's something else.
Idiot, door dash that so he paid like twenty five bucks in delivery fees? How lazy could you be? Especially when yo imagine if he just cut back on some things, wouldn't that mean he could beg less? Like, look, I'm not going to do door dash anymore because and look, maybe I'm I don't know.
I think I have a weird perspective because my wife spreadsheets things like my wife could tell you how much I spent on beer last year. Absolutely she can. So if we were door dashing all the time, she would add that up and then she would say, like, look, we spent you know, I can imagine over the course of a year, he probably spends a couple thousand dollars just on door dash. Right, you should yell at your troll.
You should yell at your listeners and call them scumbags for not meeting your goal. Steven, I hear that works well, No, it works on We don't have a bunch of whale dents in here. So have you seen dsp Familia? Yeah, we played it on the other stream.
H Bomb's got ten more to go? Come on, friends, can we get ten more subscribers for h bombs so we can end the night on a positive note. Don't we want to end the night on a positive note. I'm gonna go over to the Kickchat and I'm gonna put in the kickchat h Bomb's H Bomb's channel.
I'm just gonna put subscribe to h bomb here. And you know, you guys, if you're holding out, you really want, don't hold out. You know, we've only got a few minutes left to the show. So if you want to drop a hundred sub bomb over on kick And what's the deal with the badges?
He's always trying to sell the badge is? I don't know how to give out the badges, but anybody that drops any kick subs over there, I'll figure it out and give you the badges, right get you'll get the whatever bag. I don't know. I don't know any I just know that Phil's always trying to sell the badges, right, He's always trying to sell the badges, and I don't know how that works, but I'll figure it out.
So any more kick subs will get you some badges and I'll put it in the live chat as well. Subscribe subscribe to h bomb here, all right? And you know what I said, he's got another video. I'll pump him one more time, try to get him ten more subs pinned into YouTube live chat.
In the kickchat and in the YouTube live chat is the link to h Bomb's channel. Sometimes it's not about my goal or financial considerations. He only needs ten more subscribers and he could be monetized. We've got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people watching us.
I think three hundred aggregate. So if only ten of you who haven't subscribed over there, Yeah, why would you do? Or dash pizza they literally deliver. Well, he may have gotten it just delivered through Little Caesars.
We don't know. Yeah, we need. I need to shame you guys for not hitting the goal. No, not going to do it, not going to do it, but I will shame you.
I'm gonna try to pump him up again. H Bob has a dream. He has a dream of getting some YouTube money and doing some things, changing some things in his life. Do you know that just a few hundred dollars a month extra in your wallet can really change things for you?
Maybe he could take his wife out to dinner and thank her for understanding that he spends hours and hours editing shit in front of his computer, ignoring his wife, just like Phil does. No, he doesn't do that. Or you know, a couple hundred bucks. If YouTube money could really change things for him, maybe we'll get him to start doing live streams and soaking up those sweet sweet super chats and superstickers.
If he gets monetized, then he does a live stream, I will be the first. I will be the first, my friends, Oh shit, six more, he only needs six more. Oh, we're gonna get it. We're gonna get him over the We're gonna get him over the edge tonight.
We got to we gotta get him out. He only needs six more of you to go over there and subscribe if you haven't already pinned in the live chat. In the live in the kick chat is the uh is his YouTube channel, and you could go over there. With a couple of mouse clicks.
You can change things for him, You really can. UH. So we're gonna do one last pump trying to get him that last five or six subscribers. We'll do one last pump to try to get him over the edge.
I'm gonna go over to his channel right now. One second, let's get over to his channel so we could watch it. I'm gonna watch it live here all right. It says nine to ninety.
Now let me refresh. Oh one thousand subscribers, Yes, yes, yes, I'll share my screen. He got there. We got him there, friends, We got h Bomb monetized.
Now he's gonna need a little bit of a buffer because if YouTube sends him the paperwork and then he fills out the paperwork and sends it in and in the meantime he drops below one thousand, they might not let him be monetized. So let's get him a little bit of a buffer. Yes, H Bomb, I did not hit my fund. I have listen.
I sacrificed my finances tonight and said the hell with my goal. My goal is not important. What's more important is helping my fellow human h Bomb get over the edge and get to the thousand subscribers. And he did it.
H Bomb did it. We got over. He's gotten to a thousand subscribers, my friends, So congratulations to h Bomb. Gotta do it.
Come on, TJ Felony if you subbed, write it in the live chat. If you sub tonight, I will thank you. Big Rando says, subscribe, guys. Let's get him a little buffer.
Let's get him a little buffer. H Bomb says, I know I owe you, Big Steve. No, I did it. I have sacrificed my finances for you, H Bomb.
I said the hell with money to night. Let's have a more altruistic more important goal, and that goal is to help h Bomb help your fellow man. I truly do believe in karma. If you help people, they're gonna be willing to help you back.
Neil three p fifty two subscribed and thank you for doing that. And Fit a cheet subscribed and thank you. For doing that. Yeah, big ups h Bomb, welcome to the world of monetization.
Thank you all for helping. And if you subscribe to his channel on a previous show where I was begging for it, then I thank you as well. To be honest, on the last pig Roast, I went to sub and found out that I was already subs well. Still, thank you for subscribing.
Everybody that has already subscribed to him has helped him get over the edge. So Neil three five to two, congrats and big ups h Bomb. Yeah, and now I can stop pumping his and you know what else, Fuck fuck h Bomb. I've been I got a channel to monetize, I got a channel I need monetized, but I have foregone my own goals to help H Bomb.
I have the truth Seekers Clips channel. We need like five hundred subscribers over there to get monetized. Pppiece said never sacrifice your finances. Oh I did it tonight.
I put my own selfish financial needs aside and said, fuck my goal. I'm going to spend half my time begging for money and support and the other half of my time begging for subscribers for another YouTuber that works hard and deserves it. Steve, I'll get you something and have a celebratory drink. Well, I got my son home all day tomorrow, so not I have four whole beers.
That's where the beer supply has dwindled here. I have four beers, but I'm kind of glad for that, because you know, sometimes you'd say I'll only have a few and then end up having ten. So so I can only have four and it's almost you know, I'm not going to go to the bar at one o'clock in the morning, so it's past midnight here. I'm gonna drink my I always feel a little sad only drinking a few beers, though I like to drink to completion.
But I got shit to do tomorrow, so you know, can't you read my deadpan h bomb? He says, I was already subbed, so I unsubbed and re subbed story of my life, says the Vaping Pig. Yeah, well, I'm really glad. Congratulations, h bomb.
You deserve it. He listen for those who don't know, I saw the gay side field stuff he was making, and I was like, God, damn, I would love to do that to David Wilcock. And I told him that, and he was like, I'll do send me the clips, I'll do it for you. So he really did help make my pig roast better and my David Wilcox shows better.
So yeah, sometime soon, sure, maybe you could come on the show and we'll have a drink and celebrate, and I hope listen, don't stop giving me the clips. Bitch. Now he's my bitch. Remember when I got you monetized?
Bitch? Uh, why don't you get Steve to the goal? That's funny, h bob. Why don't you get Steve to the gold bitch?
It's like you don't even want to Don't do that, h Bob, don't I will. I will feel bad and want to give it back to you. Uh No, I'm glad. So tonight we didn't hit our financial goal, but we hit our other goal, and uh, you know, maybe he'll get some extra money and then he can super chat me, right, you can.
We'll redistribute his YouTube earnings to me. I think that's good, right, h Bomb for third chair on Pigross, Well, it would be second chair, wouldn't it, because we don't even have a second chair, right, I don't know McGirk, What the fuck man, Hank McGirk for those and don't know. He's been coming in my live chat for like three four years now, and he's just I don't think he's even watching. I think he mutes the show and he just talks about nonsense like I don't know what he's doing.
Right, Yeah, you'll always make clips for me, You're goddamn right you will. Oh it's always third chair, is that really? I think it would be second chair if we don't have a second host, right, Grill up some baby backs to celebrate. You know.
I was gonna get some ribs to make it the cabin, but I decided against it because I got too much shit to do at the cabin this weekend, and they take forever. I cook my ribs for five hours. You know. It is what it is, though, Yeah, so listen, we've more than done our due diligence.
We're at over three hours. I'm gonna be going to the cabin tomorrow night. But we've got the truth Seekers Best of collections all weekend long and these deep dives, like I said, and the YouTube checks have been really crazy, and I know, listen, I know there's peaks and valleys, and like when p came on, that was crazy. It was like thousands of dollars for one show and a few other The interview was like huge money.
And I know there's peaks and valleys, right, So we're going back to the valley, but I wanted to to grab one more peak check out of YouTube. So I have to keep my foot on the gas and really try to keep that hamster wheel on YouTube going for just I don't know till the twenty first, I guess. So that's not too much longer I've got to do. Next week, we'll be doing four shows again, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Hopefully the dark Side, Phil's you know host will show up on Thursday so we can snipe his stream. Oh I forgot, we can check back to Let's check back in with Phil before we go. We'll check back then. He's not playing a game, he's just talking.
He hasn't he hasn't played a game. He's so lazy he doesn't even want to put it. So he clickbait at this said he was going to play that game, and now he's not playing the game. And now it's an empty chair.
Why is it an empty chair? Oh? He got his goal? Really?
Oh? Come on? Oh that guy again, he's faking. He's faking hitting goals Lance Catamaran.
People have said his Phil on an alt account because every time he's very he's close to a goal but can't hit it. Along comes that guy and suddenly he hits the goal. Show the kickscreen showing the subs. Man.
This guy made more money than me tonight. Motherfucker. Fuck Phil. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I wasn't. I didn't know I wasn't sharing it all right? Uh yeah, but I don't. I don't ever fake subs he does.
I don't fake subs. I don't fake donations. I don't think So, ladies and gentlemen, we have done it. We have hit two hundred dollars raised tonight, which means it is time to unpack the second pack and there is a guaranteed chase card in here.
Wow, man, it really is like watching paint dry. Well. That makes me feel a little better. He's got low viewers, he's got way, he got like less than us anyway, But we've been at it for three hours, so people drop off.
What are you gonna do? My god? Sure, yes, let's get that autograph card tonight. What a loser.
He's so excited about children's wrestling cards. I feel a signature in one of these packs. Oh, I can I can't do anymore. I can't listen to any more of this clown.
Yeah. My tax accountant is my wife, well technically not. We have a tax accountant, but my wife is also an accountant, so I get at both ends. First I got to give her everything and then she organizes it all.
But I gotta say she does a great job. She puts it all on these spreadsheets, you know, income expenses, and it's very professional. And then she gives it to the accountant who I don't know. Seems like last year he had a lot of questions for me, so he had to call me and clarify things.
So I got two accountants up my asshole during tax time. But we're through my wife park portion now. It went to the accountant, but I haven't heard from him yet. I'm sure I will.
H Bomb says seriously, thank you everyone. I can't thanks Steve enough. And I'll make a post on my channel later after my business meetings tomorrow. Yeah, and just so everybody knows, I really do try to help people, h Bomb is now got to be the tenth, ninth, or tenth person that I have done that for.
There's nine or ten, there's eight or nine other people, probably not you. I think you're the ninth. I think I have helped eight other people get over you know, get a few hundred more to get to the monetization. And because I remember it took me a year over a year, little over a year to get monetized, and I would doing four or five shows a week.
I was grinding my ass off. I couldn't get to the thousand and so I remember how difficult those last couple hundred were to get monetized. And if I could take that burden off of somebody and help them get over the edge, I do it eight or nine, maybe ten times now. Mostly other UFO show people that some of them aren't around anymore.
They like checked out, you know, not of life just stop doing their show or whatever. H Bomb is the MVP of the pig Roast. Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, Hank McGirk for second chair.
Our punishment for not hitting that goal. Well, sometimes there's just not much money in the crowd and you can't. You know. It's why I'm so fascinated with Phil because he literally bitches and cries and complains and twists arms, and you know, I love when he's like, this is the least supported stream of the entire year, you know, Like, dude, it's called average.
You know, things average out. I know you will, h Bomb, I know you will continue to help me, And many of those people continue to help me, and I'm still friendly with the many, most of them that I helped over the line. There was one that's a prick that shall not be named. I did, I don't know.
I got to monetized and then they decided they were a big star. I don't talk to that person anymore. But by and large, all the people I've helped up are still friendly with me and still recognize me for helping them when they needed it and would help me if I needed it. You know, That's what it's about.
Sometimes. So I've done my humanitarian effort for tonight, right, but next time I better hit the fucking goal. Pay pigs come on a All right, so we have done our due diligence. Yeah, I agree.
Terry is gaming says he's being propped up by socks like crazy. Now, almost all his top donors on kick have little, if any chat history, so they're probably fake. They're probably fake Terry is gaming. Imagine if he's putting that on a credit card just so that he doesn't look felt it by the casino, right, Like he's just trying to save face.
So he's dumping donations on a credit card to make himself look good. He's gonna have to He's gonna have to pay the piper eventually. Yeah, I agree. So we have done our due diligence.
Up, do one final check over on kick to make sure that we don't have anything else to call out on Kick. We've called out all the YouTube We've called out the PayPal to buy me a coffee, and thank you all for the support. It was still a great night. Let me creator dashboard.
Let me just make sure for those on a where we read everybody that supports. So nope, we're good. We've read everything that we need to read. I am free to bounce on out of here.
This weekend, I'm going to the cabin. I'll be working on the porch project. I've been trying to finish that porch for two years now. This close.
It's like everything in my life, you know, it's like ha, It's like everything in my life takes so much longer than you think. And I got to begin building that other cab once I finish this porch at the cabin for those on a where I built one cabin already and I'm finishing up the covered porch. Once i finish that covered porch, then I'm gonna pivot over to the other property that I bought that's about three miles away up the mountain into the woods. It's completely isolated.
I'm building a little cabin there as well, a backwoods cabin. I can't wait to get to that. So yeah, I'm going to bounce on out of here. We want to thank you kind and generous benefactors.
You Patreon supporters, you YouTube channel member you Kick subscribers. We want to thank you people gifting YouTube membership or gifting Kick subscriptions. We want to thank you people sending Superchat, superstickers, super thanks. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat, And I thank every single person, and we thank you PayPal pledgers as well, and people buying me a coffee, instructions for how to support the show or in the description of the video or podcast.
We thank all of you. So yeah, that's all I got for you, friends. I will be back live Monday night and I will be reading all the super chats, so please don't be shy. I know when you send a super chat you want you want the host to acknowledge you and read the superchat.
I will read every super chat from this entire weekend. On Monday night's live show seven pm Eastern, we'll start. I will be at the cabin working, but checking in with the live chat as I can, So if I see a super chat from you, you'll probably get a text message from me being in the live chat thanking you. Don't be shy.
My money has to multiply. Hah so, and hey, big congratulations to h bomb. He deserves it. This guy's been working his ass off making these dark side Phiel funny content for a long time, has never made any money.
Now he gets to join the club. So welcome to the club. H bomb, big ups, congratulations and yeah, I'm glad that we were able to hit that goal tonight. And yeah.
So I'll be back Monday night, seven pm Eastern time. No place I would rather be. In the meantime, I'll be at the cabin, hopefully finishing this stupid porch because it's got to get off my to do list. So that's all I got for you friends, until next time, my name is Stephen.
Until next time, good night, and God bless all of you. John Corners of the night, secreted in from the light with Christian to screams, shadowing all your dreams. I's running open now if. You can't tess a fowl and goes through the horse, crashing on your walls through see guys, exposing the truth.
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In fact, it shows the evolution of the moniker that actually started off as something really negative and bad many years ago, but then over time it evolved, it changed, and I formed into something positive, something that people like, that people like to meme about, that people like to joke about. We all know I'm not really a king, but let's be honest, it's fun. It's fun to joke about it. It's fun to have it in the intro.
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And in fact, if anything, the fact that I'm going to take it and own it and roll forward with it positively is a way to jab them, just like calling the show the Level one podcast is a way to jab a Keeam star who used this as an insult. But I've used it as a successful show for three plus years and keep going geddy. You turn a negative into a positive, you roll forward with it. That's how you survive in this online climate.
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As you can see for some reason, Tay, my hair is overly greasy and it's not really as fluffy as usually would be. So it's not even. It's kind of bothering me, but it doesn't bother you guys. Then I won't I won't touch it.
I'm trying to get it even, but it ain't really staying down. So so we played Inzoy insteads about two and a half hours of Inzoy. Admittedly, the whole first hour took forever to make the character because we tried to make him look like me. He got close, still off what was kind of close, I would say, And basically after that we played for one hour and a half and it was getting good, like I would.
I had a job I didn't go to yet, but I was going to go to. There's a fair grounds with like a part that we were going to go to and go on rides and things like that, and I was like, oh, this is great, and then we run a tie Tela, So I feel like the next time we play it later this week, you'll probably be much better. But for an intro to a game, it just seemed like the SIMS with a bunch of extra stuff added. It was more complicated than the simsm hm, and I was starting to enjoy myself.
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Uh and the original plan for tonight was to do a bit of updates and then go and check out the Smart Guys show. But something, something has happened. Oh loser, Phil, and boy, this is interesting. I'm gonna share my screen so we see what's going on here is apparently this is from dark Side Phil.
He says, important update. Due to my final co host for Smart Guys having an emergency, Tonight's episode of the show is officially delayed until next week, Thursday, April seventeenth. This means tonight's late stream will now be Schedule one returning. Hope you'll attend.
Well, there's a couple of things that may be going on here. The first people are saying that he couldn't get somebody to do it. He just was lying about having this incredible third person as if the first two were in. We got a convicted felon on the run from the cops right living in Mexico, can't enter the United States, who, by the way, just got feltered by p w R.
We're gonna play that only Ethan Ralph can get felted by a guy who's literally illiterate, mentally challenged, and on psychiatric meds. He just got felted by Pete w WA and I'm here for it. And then other people are saying that whoever his co host was, people are speculating was so drugged out that they couldn't do the show or so hungover or so drunk or so high that they could not get it together by nine p or ten pm whatever to. Do the show.
So they had to cancel on Phil because you know, he's got some high quality people. What do we have. We had Ethan Ralph first, and we had the meth head with no teeth for the second, smart guy, and who is the third? Who knows?
But he either the person screwed Phil at the last minute. Because this has posted not long ago. You know, he only gave Phil a couple of hours notice that he had an emergency. That emergency might involve a crack pipe.
I think whatever his smart guy's host emergency was, it involved crack cocaine met the amphetamines, heroine, or other illicit substances. Now that's my speculation, but I'm entitled to it. Ah, So what happened? Phil?
You're supposed to have an incredible guest tonight, an incredible guests who can't sober up enough to get to get ready for a ten pm stream. Now let's think about that. How much of a degenerate alcoholic or drug user do you have to be that you're so screwed up you can't get it together by ten pm at night? Oh?
I love it, Oh, I love it. We will take a moment to recognize some kind and generous folks in the live chat. We've got Chill Station seven is here with two dollars a pre goal warm up, and thank you very much for that. And then we've got Jenny Jinny Jenny U for Z with five dollars and one for the goal, so thank you very much for that.
And we will be reading every single super chat tonight, and I guess we'll check in on his stupid gaming stream but I can't. I can't do much with his gaming stream because it's so goddamn boring. It's just it's just so boring. Sounds like it was Ralph.
Yeah, people are saying it might have been Ralph and he felt so bad getting felted by p w R that he couldn't get himself together. The guest host was supposed to be Rakaita. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe yeah, maybe that dude's on a coke bender and couldn't get it together.
Or I think it's more likely that he's been lying. He's been desperately trying to get a third co host because he said that he had three. All these people are lining up, all these incredibly talented people are lining up to get the gig with him as a co host on a shitty wrestling show where he can bear What was the last He barely broke one eighty live viewers on the last one with the meth head, with the with the Somebody said that last co host should be uh should go on tooth seekers? Oh shit, no, see god damn well, he had like one.
You know, he said it was a football injury, but I don't really believe that. Charles McDonald is here with one for the goal six dollars Canadian and says roast away, we're here for it. So we're gonna begin. I'm gonna let's, you know what, Let's begin with the Ethan Ralph call.
Now I have to be extremely careful with this, so Ethan Ralph into the PWR show, who's blowing up and becoming a big celebrity and a star. But I gotta say, I'm gonna put on the record that I worry about this kid PWR, because you know, I was thinking this today the Keyno Casino Gibbeth and the Keyno Casino taketh Away. And my one concern for this PWR guy is that he doesn't know that a lot of this is a goof. Like he thinks he's he's blowing up and becoming a hugely successful streamer.
He's getting five hundred, seven hundred live viewers before he would stream to four people before the casino sort of artificially inflated him and blew him up. He's not mentally well, so I would say that everybody, Look, I get it, people want to mess with him, but can we tread carefully because that dude is not. He is not very stable. Let's just leave it at that.
So, you know, my concern is that he's gonna, isn't. He's the same guy who is like cutting himself and threatening to kill himself over over detractors messing with Phil just a few short weeks ago, and he posts I think it was him, right, he posts a very disturbing video of him like cutting his own arm up and stuff like. I don't know. So I'm very concerned.
You know, it's all funny games until somebody gets hurt, and I'm not here for that. So I I worry that this kid's gonna he's gonna, he's gonna crash. Like like I said, that's that's the best way to say it. The keynot casino giveth and the keynot casino take it away.
Look what happened to Phil. So I'm concerned that, uh, you know, and I mean, but to be honest, I haven't talked to either of those guys. I think they're just having a good time with him and helping him out because it's funny. What's funny is p w R is now getting more life viewers than Ethan Ralph and Darkseide, Phil and maybe Review Tech USA combined.
I think he's beating all three of them with live viewers. Yes, I do think they like him. He's a likable fellow. He was a little bit of a you know what, a little bit of a mess.
But yeah, dent becoming detractor. He should be aware of what's going on. Yeah, and people are pushing him, and yeah, I think that they they have. I think that that the Keno Boys realize the same thing I do.
It's not a good idea to blow this guy up very big, artificially and then you know, like pull the rug out from him and then he's back to two live viewers. That would be devastating for him. But you know, he peaked at nearly nine hundred live viewers today. So p w R.
This kid that's being blown up by the Casino Boys is beating Review Tech USA, Ethan Ralph and Darkseide Phil as far as live viewer account goes and views on videos goes. UH. So today Ethan Ralph calls in to UH to sort of mess with him, and it doesn't go well for Ethan Ralph because only Ethan Ralph can get felted by a mentally challenged, illiterate you know, young man who's on psychiatric meds. You know, the l's keep coming.
All right, I'm gonna share this, but I have to be extremely careful because I have it timestamped. So what happened is Ethan Ralph called into the PWR show and uh, you know, to mess with him. But then p w R felt at him. He felt it Ethan Ralph.
It was fucking It's so funny. But then Ethan Ralph upset that he's getting felted by this guy who I'm sure he looks down on and all that stuff. He drops the hard F the slur for homosexual, and he drops the hard ND the slur for an African American. Both of those things could get PWR in trouble on YouTube having those words in his stream.
So I think Ethan Ralph did that on purpose because he was getting felted. So I have to be very carefully going it over right, he's too high for his own good, says Mike. Yeah, I agree. I agree, the guy's too high for his own good.
But you know, we'll see what happens. And I see that we have hold on here. Why is it not coming through? Oh man?
Okay? So metal Head retro Gamer got one of those messages that you get for being a member for a certain amount of time. Has been a member for one month, and thank you for that. Big ups to metal Head retro Gamer.
And he asked, did you see Pigsar's animation of broside Phil talking to the female cop that dealt with Phil's case. Yes? I did. That's where we got the two twenty from.
I'm very familiar with that, and I don't know why those don't come through to my aggregated chat right, Yeah, it's because and then PWR created him in WWF No Mercy and Ethan Ralph lost to Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Ralph is a wrestling fan for real, and that had to hurt. Plus he doesn't want him on Smart Guys. Yeah, so this PWR guy's going is basically saying that Ethan Ralph is a degenerate and he shouldn't be the Smart Guys host because he's a big fan of So PWR is saying Ethan Ralph is a degenerate and he screwed up his guest appearance talking about his sex life and stuff, and he doesn't deserve to be on Smart Guys. And by the way, p WR wont that gig.
If Phil wasn't a moron, he would put this kid on his show. You know, like, let's put everything else aside about this guy. This guy's whole life is wrestling and playing video games, right, and he's kind of entertaining, more entertaining than Ethan Ralph or that mep head. Why wouldn't you give this guy the gig right and see what happens.
Give him at least a month, give him four shows, see what happens. He actually cares about wrestling. His whole life is wrestling. He watches wrestling.
He's a big fan of you, Phil, so you know he's not gonna snake you. Why would you not give this guy the gig? Apparently this guy was trying to get the gig and Phil ignored him because Phil is a moron. Phil, this guy's getting a thousand live viewers.
You moron, You think people aren't gonna tune in to see him with you? I don't get it. I don't get it. But let's get into this.
But like I said, I have to be very very careful. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna stop this right before Ethan Ralph calls him the f slur and the en slur. He basically says, you're you're a gay f N And I don't want that on my YouTube channel. It's community guideline strike.
So I'm gonna have to be very careful here. But let's get into Ethan Ralph calling into PWR and getting felt it. I'm here for it. Okay, here we go.
We got the Ralph retort on the line, he's hot, And I'm figuring you want to speak with the man himself. You are on the air. What do you gotta say? Do you think I Do you think I'm hot?
Uh? No, I don't you know? In fact? Is this the man himself just clarified that for us right now him.
Yes, all right, yeah, And I just want to say that, like Ethan Ralph is so desperate for attention. He all but lipped my balls and begged me to do an interview with him on that we were going to do this series the most contra versual person people on the Internet. But then honestly I looked him up and read a little bit about him, and I was like, oh, what a degenerate. I don't want him anywhere near me or my show.
And so that so Ethan Ralph now doesn't like me now. And also it could have something to do with the fact that the Keno boys have been felting him for years and I'm in their good graces. So you know, I don't know he doesn't like me now. And by the way, he tried to click me.
He tried to clickbait me, Ethan Ralph did in one of his titles. Because I listen, yeah, I'm half blind. So when we were doing the penny pitching at Dark Side Pill, I didn't realize that my one of one of the shipping addresses for one of my companies was on screen. And he's like, oh, he dogs himself, what a moron.
Yeah, I'm half blind. You you're the more on right, but it is what it is. He clickbaited me in his title to try to get some views. He's desperate for views.
He's just terrible. But let's continue this, all right. Well, I'm gonna come forward, and you're you're gonna give me some credit. To be the man.
You gotta beat the man. Well here, no, you know, gets get off with your character. We're gonna have a conversation. We're gonna have a conversation the man.
You gotta beat the man. He has nothing to say. Okay, do you want to have a conversation or do you want to just yell and scream and act like a freaking to dinner right like you did on Smart Guys. And I have to say, this kid handled Ethan Ralph very well.
You can't let Ethan Ralph talk over your control the conversation. It's your show, So you know, I'll give this kid a compliment. He handled this very well for a very inexperienced show host. And I don't know if that's like instinct or it's talent or just luck, but this went very well for him.
Let's let's let's talk right now. Well, here's what I'm gonna say. I very graciously gave you a shout out when you were announced as the host. I said, you know, here comes a young dude.
Who seems to know wrestling, who seems to know what he's talking about it, and I was really looking forward to that. But you went on the air, sir, and you brought your debauchery, You brought your sex life into a conversation that was supposed to be about wrestling. How do you justify that? Well, I like being entertaining and the female res broh.
Yeah, being cringe is entertaining. You know, wrestlers are actually there to be sexualized in the first place. Well, I don't agree with it, you know, I think you know, they've moved so beyond past the Women's Revolution. They're out there doing their only fans, they're out there doing their Instagram ass shaking.
I don't agree with it. Why do you think they put that tape underneath all their asses and so their ass will stick out? They do that on purpose? Okay, I'm going to give it.
I have to agree with Ethan Ralph. They are there to be sexualized and they are purposefully over sexualized. About another minute, do you have something you actually want to say or you're just going to talk sexuality? Because if you're wanting to talk sexuality.
All right, now, here's where I have to But here's where Ethan Ralph starts yelling hard f the slur for homosexual and hard. And he was telling p w R that he was a gay slang uh, you know, slur for. Homosexual, slur for African American. But we have to get past that because I can't have that on my air.
Should kill him. Oh and he told him he should kill himself. Okay, well you yeah, I'm sorry fans, he's disgusting, and that's the last conversation than have. He can go screw himself.
He's got nothing to say, and that just proves it. He openly reached out, wanted to have a conversation. I don't even know who the hell he is. He doesn't even know who Ralph is.
And that was the level of intire see Ethan, Ralph. He doesn't know who you are. He's a rising star. He's not watching.
Has been used to. Be people legends he brought to my program. So I'm sorry, you. Know you're f and blocked.
Ha pter wr felts him and then he blocks him. Then he says some more shit. Good luck if you want to. Then he says some more shit about him, just.
Like anybody else that comes on here with their degeneracy. You know, good luck if you want to bring that crap onto your show, you know that's why you are where you are right now. Oh shit, oh shit, p R get him. Begging for fans to come into your show and give you contributions because you have nothing to say.
Begga no good f and by, and I hope you watched the replay where we had Austin three point sixteen whooping your ass. All right, let's get to some real fans. Oh man, he just feltz it eat the Ralph. Oh, suffer eat the Ralph, suffer, suffer.
King power melts on Ralph. Yes he did. Yeah. Good for this kid, Good for this kid, right, good for this Okay, Arch Duke instinct says, and thank you very generous twenty five dollars super chat.
Oh it's arch Duke instinct always makes it rain up in here. And thank you for your kindness, your generosity and support. God bless you for being so generous and being such a great supporter. I can't believe the Gun and the Gout show was canceled.
Ralphie must have went on a hell of a bender after his crushing defeat to the Dents champion. Pete w are kat Is Shirley downstairs crying about this terrible news. Oh yeah, oh yes, I believe you are correct. I believe that you are correct.
And Ralph and Mail lost his bite. This is Gabriel Lundez. Yes, and thank you Arch Duke Instinct for your kindness, your generosity, and support. Thanks to all of our supporters.
Tonight, Let's get to the goal. Friends, why do I. Spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. Oh all right, let's do h I have another PWR thing that I think we're gonna do before we before we move on to the dark side. Fill stuff. And I've got a few other things to share.
So one of the reasons that he is getting so many live viewers is because he's not very discerning. Like the Keno people are going into they're going into his discord calls with like Keno names, you know, like like Keno Surfer and you know, felt It Man or whatever. But they're clearly Keno people calling into his show. But he, to his credit, he's taken the calls.
And uh, that's a ballsy move. I gotta tell you. As a show host, I used to take open calls, but then we start and porn bombed and n bombed and all kinds of bombed, and I stopped doing blind calls. But he's still doing blind calls.
He doesn't know who's going in, what they're gonna say. And I gotta tell you it is kind of entertaining watching this, some of this stuff. I've given some people that opportunity. Oh he took the video down.
Oh damn it, this video is unavailable. He took the video down because of the and good for him and Peter WR. If somebody knows him or can get a message to him, you can't just private the video. If somebody's dropping F bombs and somebody's dropping N bombs on your show, you have to delete it entirely off of your YouTube channel.
So download it, delete it, and then you can he can always edit that part out and re upload it. I believe somebody grabbed it. God damn it. I had this whole fun There was a whole funny segment that I had on the call lens.
Now we lose that. Oh and thank you Costillo, who says PWR sounds very vesty, but suff a piggy and Ralph, yeah, suffo bitch. Now Ralph is not just screwed up PWR show, He screwed up my show because I wanted to use a portion of that. Castillo, thank you very much for your kindness, generosity and support.
And I apologize for missing the cash clown for Chill Station seven and one other viewer will give you all a big thank you from the cash clown. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here.
I have no money right now, Steve, you should go over, Derek. Yeah, it's all my list of things I've been looking into different stuff like that. Yeah, that is something else moth loves detracting. And thank you for your kindness.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Yes, friends for people unaware. Actually I decided to crank up to four shows for a few reasons.
But one of the reasons is that the YouTube checks have been pretty fat. But this is how YouTube works. They want you to keep that hamster wheel turning as fast as you possibly can keep that wheel turning, and if the wheel slows down, so does the bag of money. So I'm here to try to keep the wheel turning as quickly as I can.
You'll notice that we have a marathon of I don't want to say reruns, Truth Seekers, classic episodes and deep dives. We cobble together some of the best bits of truth Seekers from all of the live streams and all weekend long, pretty consistent. All weekend long, there will be truth Seeker shows playing, and I just want to mention that I understand that people want the host on the screen to read out the live contributions. I can't do that if it's a pre you know, if it's pre recorded, but I'll be in and out of the live chat.
I will thank you by text if I'm in and out of the live chat. And on Monday, when I return to live shows, I'm going to read every single super chat and thank every single person who throws a super chat or supersticker or buys a sub on Kick. Well, I guess that's not going to happen because it's not on Kick it's only on YouTube. I got to figure out how to fix that.
I really appreciate the superchats during those replays, and I will read every single one. I will thank every single one on Monday Night show, no matter how long it takes them out, no matter how many there are, even if I have to do it at the end of Monday Night's live show. We always read every single super chat and I get it. People are like, well, I'm not throwing a super chat now because he's not going to thank me on the screen.
I will thank you on the screen on Monday, and thank you all for your contributions, and thank you. Math loves detracting big supporter Chill Stations Another big supporter says content cukeed. Yeah, suffer content. He ruined PWR show earlier.
And you know, especially when you're a newer content creator and he's monetizing, just starting to make money to do that to that kid, knowing that's going to screw his channel up, screw his show up. Ralph, You're a piece of shit. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today, Yes, dangerously low.
But Chill Station seven is here to help with that, right, Hey, there we go. Candy Moon is here and says happy to catch you live finally pig ups not big ups, pig ups. Yes, well, what else did I have here? Okay, I'll share this tab here.
This is funny. We're gonna talk about this because people are angry and upset, because the trolls are giving film money just to reach him and comment on some of his fuckery. And I kind of agree. I don't think you should give him money.
Just put it in all capital letters and put it in his live chat. If he doesn't see it or respond to it, who cares. All the people in the chat will see it, you know. But you know this is a very important point.
Somebody send him five dollars just to ask this, Why don't you give your viewers a break after making so much money for your birthday? Why can't you just enjoy a full day as a thank you to them with no goals? Now that would be a kind thing to do, right, Okay, you guys give me two grands. So I'm just going to play some games today and we're not going to have any goals.
But please do contribute, Please do support, because today is another day or something. You got to say diplomatically. This piggy collected two thousand dollars on his birthday, and instead of like being thankful for that money and giving his dents a day off of the begging, he just went right back to begging, just went right back to begging. I'm gonna look on p w RS.
Yeah, he's only got yesterday's show, so he took down. He took down that show most likely because Ethan Ralph and bombed him and f bombed him and screwed up his show, which in turn screwed up my show. I should have captured those calls I wanted to share from his show, but I'm thankful that we at least got the Ralph call in. And I know somebody captured that stream, but it's a little late to do anything about it now.
So so, yeah, this is important. And I can't believe that this clown dark Side Phil, you know, he to two thousand dollars. This is this is a good point. Why can't you just give everybody a break, Just give everybody a break and and like just enjoy one day knowing that you got two grand yesterday, right, and uh, you know, just just let people and enjoy a day without begging.
You think after collecting two thousand dollars in one day, he could do one day without begging, or at least one stream. He didn't even do that. He went right back to begging like crazy. And I have a video here dsp begs aggressively, begs like a crackhead for pizza.
Well, so I guess we'll start with that, and then I guess we'll check in on his stream. But you know, do I really want to watch him play a drug game? Not really. You know, his gaming streams are pretty pretty bleak.
Dumpton brought and this of course is from snort Hogan, so big ups and shout out to snort Hogan for collecting the clips so I don't. Have to please support the stream. I know some people were re upset that I did not play at them fall on Monday, but we're playing it today instead. And please can hit the goal right after the two grand.
Okay, and do the DSP tries it at the end of the gameplay segment. But we need to hit the goal in about two hours all right. Right now, we're over sixty bucks to support, less than one hundred to go to get the ten goals hit and do DSP tries it. So guys, we are more than half way to our goal.
Now more than halfway to our goal. Oh wow, look at that, Gabriel lund does. Londa's just became a YouTube channel member. And if you didn't already know, if you become a YouTube channel member during live broadcast, will give you a big shout out and a big thank you, so big shout out, big thank you, Gabriel Lundez for supporting the show becoming a YouTube channel member.
Now you get the extra goodies. Get a YouTube channel member, badge, you get extra videos you get prior to your reply in the comments and in the live chat. Thank you Gabrielle, and welcome to being a Praise the Cash member. Praise the Cash.
Hallelujah. God bless you, gabriel CIA host with a dollar and no message, I just see a dollar from CIA ghost. I'm pretty sure, especially when I do the UFO shows. There's a lot of CIA ghosts out there.
But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. And we have Destroyer with five pounds and one for the goal. Pig ups. Brother rarely ever donate, but you've done good work recently.
Hope you and your family are well well. Me and my family are five dollars up on the world thanks to your kindness, generosity and support. And thank you for helping me to keep the YouTube Hamster wheel going. One for the goal.
God bless you Stroyer, and thank you for your generosity. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Well, now I have five bucks from Stroyers, so I can't say I have no money.
Film can though he lies to his audience constantly, right a loser. This is excellent. This allows us to get back on track, get back on track. He just collected two grand.
He just collected two grand. Now he's begging for money to buy a pizza. And by the way, what is his goals? Like?
One hundred and fifty dollars per stream? Is that what his goals is? I don't even know. I think it's one hundred, one hundred and fifty per stream.
So he's begging for one hundred and fifty dollars. And then his reward for the people beaus him one hundred and fifty dollars is going to be I'll buy a ten dollars little Caesar's pizza and then I'll stuff my face with it and you can watch, and then I'll just keep the one hundred and forty. Why wouldn't people just get their own little Caesars and just eat it them and reward themselves. Why are we rewarding a greedy, disgusting e begging pig.
And by the way, I said, I won't talk about his wife, but I have to. Now this dude sat on stream, drinking like a lunatic, right scamming his audience for hours on end, begging like a crackhead for hours and hours and hours on his birthday, ignoring his wife for a full on day. On his birthday, he collects two thousand dollars, and then he goes right back to saying stuff like this, we got to get back on track. Guys, we gotta get back on tra You're not on the track.
You got two grand, like on one day and the next day you're begging for pizza money like a crackhead. And now it's his anniversary and he today is his anniversary. He ignored his wife all day to beg his dents for more money on the internet, to beg like a crackhead. He sat on stream ignoring his wife on his wedding anniversary, and then, just out of coincidence, his nights stream gets canceled because the crackhead that he tried to get to co host to show with him was too cracked out or too you know, heroin dout or meth out or drugged out or drank out or whatever couldn't make it.
Do you think that this upstanding husband would say, well, I'm gonna take tonight off and spend it with my wife since it's our wedding anniversary. Nope, nope, nope, he's gonna ignore his what he ignored his wife all day today during their wedding anniversary. Tonight, he's going to ignore his wife all night so that he could beg Like imagine, he must love begging, or maybe he loves just playing games and ignoring his wife. And by the way, you know, I know a lot of men who play games and ignore their wife.
But not on your anniversary, you dump dickhead, not on your birthday or her birthday. You got to step away from the distraction and take care of your family. That's your wife, dude. You want her sitting by herself for how many hours on end on your wedding anniversary.
Just let her sit by herself. That's why people say she's crying downstairs. Phil, you lose her, degenerate, your a terrible husband. I said I wouldn't talk about his wife, but I have to now because this is important.
He ignored his wife during his entire birthday except make me food, bitch, And then you know, now he's ignoring his wife during their entire anniversary in favor of begging. Mentally challenged disabled people on the Internet to give him their disability checks. What a scumbag. Every time I think he can't get any scummy or any dirtier or any you.
Know, greasier, he does. He exceeds my expectations for how low he could go. Constantly. It's amazing.
He's by all means. Let's get back on track today. Let's hit that goal. We're gonna do a dsp tries it if we do get our goal today.
Let's get back on and see he's pissed off because he drained all of his dents on his birthday. He didn't hit like three goals in a row, and he's really pissed off about that. Like this greedy son of a bitch. He thought that he could drain his dent mentally challenged audience more on audience of their entire disability checks and one day collect two or three He won thirty five hundred.
He thought he could collect thirty five hundred, and then the next day just hit his normal goals as usual. Like you know, there's gonna be a dip in the road when you extract that much money at once, or you would think he would know that. You think, like this man has no shame, like and like, I would be so ashamed if I did a birthday stream and everybody gave me two grand. First of all, I would take the next day off, maybe the next two days, and then the next couple of shows.
I would just be thanking people for the two grand. I wouldn't even announce a goal. I'd announce any super chants or support, but I would be very low key about the money because I just got too grand. Because it's it's just embarrassing.
I don't understand how he's not embarrassed to collect two grand and then go right back to begging them and twist it. Look listen to him in this he's twisting their arms like we got to hit the goal so I could get some pizza. You motherfuckers. Why don't you spend the money from the Why don't you buy the pizza with the two grand they gave you, you greedy son of a bitch?
My god? All right, well, progress, we'll see what happens in the next part. Progress. All right, So, folks, here's the deal.
We have one more hour to hit the goal. We are eighty six bucks out of the one to fifty goal. When we hit the goal, I'm ordering little Caesars for DSP tries it which I'm excited to do three different food items first time over twelve years. What's this?
What is it? What do you say? What's up? Cobra?
Seems your wife won't quit dressing you? Funny? Missed you brother, Yeah, I haven't seen you around and good to see you. I'm always happy when I haven't seen somebody alive chat and they pop up.
So thanks for popping up Pentax and Stein and thank you for the support. God bless God, bless you for your generosity and longtime show support. I really appreciate it. I'm just wearing a hoodie today.
I'm just wearing a hoodie today, and I think I have a plain black shirt under it, so I don't have the Cobra shirt on today. But we thank you for your kindness. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Yeah? Why would you give that man money? And we have trolley ol Troll says, I'll toss in a redschip. Thank you.
Troli troll Troll has been a supporter since jeez, I don't know for years now. Troli troll Troll has been in the live chat always big support. God bless you for your continued to support trolley troll troll, and thank you for your generosity. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, they're not too powerful for me. So let's make my dollar signs in my bank account more powerful, my friends, because it's a good thing. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support, trolly troll troll. And then we've got Damon Vector, who is already a generous praise to cash member of our YouTube channel here who has generously gifted a free membership to somebody else.
This is why you got to hit that subscribe button. If you're a subscriber but not yet a YouTube channel member and a kind and generous friend here like Damon Vector buys gifts a true seekers membership, you could win it, but you must be a subscriber like Exotic Overture, who is gifted that free membership by Damon Vector. So congratulations to Exotic Overture. You've got a free membership, and thank you Damon Vector for your kindness, your generosity and support.
Throw money at me haha, yes, throw it, throw it, Throw more, friends, throw more. There's another one, Thank you, Damon. There's another one from pentaxing Stein. By the way, I wanted to name my son either Damien or Damon.
My wife wouldn't let me. Uh, pen Taxenstein. If you have no fear, you're fearless. If you have no shame, you're shameless.
Feel a shameless. Yeah, good point. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
The guy has absolutely no shame, like no shame whatsoever. But thank you for your kindness. Doubling up pen taxing Stein with one for the goal. Well, let's face it all, so money talks.
Money does talk, and thank you pentaxen Stein for having your money talk to me. God bless you for your generosity. Let's get back to the begathon. The first time that I'm trying any of these items, and.
Imagine being willing to beg this much to get a little Caesar's pizza. Isn't this isn't this guy supposed to be Italian? Dude, I don't know. I grew up in Philly.
I had friends from South Philly who were all Italian. They would shit on a little Caesar's pizza before they ate a little Caesar's pizza like a real Italian guy. Really, And he says, oh, I'm jonesan for Little Caesar's pizza. Aren't you supposed to be Italian?
Like? Not for nothing? Little Caesar's Pizza got me some tough times being as starving artist. Right, five bucks for dinner, all right, and it's plenty for dinner.
You know, they used to be bigger back then, So five bucks. It's not great pizza, but it'll keep you alive for a little while. But come on, Little Caesar's is the lowest of the low of chain pizzas. Pizza Hut is better than Little Caesars.
Domino's is better than Little Caesar's. Papa John's is better than Little Caesar's. Honestly, I would rather eat a very good quality frozen pizza than a Little Caesar's pizza. He's here begging and twisting arms and complaining and crying that he's trying to get to this mythical goal so that he could buy himself Little Caesars.
And it's so greedy, like you just got two grand. Why don't you just buy the pizza and do the thing on you instead of everything being on your audience. All right, please let's hit the goal. If you're here enjoying, please support the stream.
If you're here. You just like my content. Please support the stream. I haven't hit the goal now in three streams.
We want to hit it on the oh, by the way, if we hit the goal. If we hit the goal, if we hit the goal tonight, I'm gonna eat pizza. But I'm not begging for little caesars. I got some pretty good pizza, and I'll eat some pizza if we hit the goal.
Unlike this loser. Ha Yeah, archaic says, make your own. I don't know we had frozen pizza day today, because boys, did I have a day? We had?
Some shit happened today. I always say, being the father of an autistic child, it's not just a job, it's an adventure, and today I had quite an adventure. He's okay, everything's fine, But geez, did I have a stressful day today. I don't even know.
I don't know what kind of pizza it was. Maybe tombstone. I don't know. It's a tombstone sausage and pepperoni pizza.
And I never liked to eat too heavy before show, so I just ate real light earlier. I think I ate half the pizza, so I have half a pizza. That's all I can offer half a pizza, right, Skyprop. That's you know what, that's absolutely true.
Friends. I need to gas up my car, so let's hit the goal. I really do need gas, Skyprop, I have. I'm going to the cabinsmart.
It's one hundred miles. It takes a quarter tank to get there, and I only have a little under a quarter tank, so I definitely need gas. Friends, let's hit the goal. I don't want to have to push my car in the last few miles to my cabin.
Skyprop, I need gizz of my car. Let's hit the goal. Yeah, frozen pizzas have gotten better. Yeah, because there's so much competitions.
Right, frozen pizzas are snack pizzas to fill. All right, Well, I'll have a snack pizza, right, I have a snack pizza. May just one, two, three, says I applaud you for taking care of your kid. I specifically treat special needs children and love working with them.
Well, good for you. Yeah, we had a situation today. Every once in a while, my son, he's thirteen, Nail he gets, all I could say, is very irritated and agitated, and he he will react like, for example, he'll grab his brother by the hair and pull his brother's hair and you know whatever. And he did that to an aid today, so that was very concerning because that aid is like so kind to him, she loves him.
He usually loves her, but today he was just in a bad mood and he was waiting too long in the car. It's a long story, but so he grabs her by the hair and she got startled and her glasses fell and broke, so we're paying for a glasses. She's fine, Zach's fine, but it was just very stressful to deal with. And this all happens while I'm trying to get the other one off the bus too, So it's not just a job.
It's an adventure, you know sometimes, but you do what you gotta do. He's calm after that, he calms right down, like he just had an outburst or a meltdown. And you know, if you know autistic children, you know they're they're prone to that sometimes. But he hasn't had any kind of issues like this for years.
So it's kind of concerning to us. This stream so we can do. The DSP tries it by the end of the street, so please support it. Anything appreciated right now.
We do have a good amount of super chats, we have some memberships, and we have some tips. The one thing that we're lacking today's subs. I think we have one sub on Kick, so some more subs on Kick would be appreciated. But hey, anything.
Appreciate, Okay, mail me the pennies out of Like we're getting to the point. We are getting to the point with dark Side Phil that I truly believe that he's going to start asking the Dents to mail the change from their couch to him. Like that's what's That's the only way he could possibly get worse with the begging is Like, listen, guys, I failed out that there's a Coinstar machine next to me. For anybody around the world who doesn't know.
With a coinstar, you could go to a Coinstar and then they'll take your change and give you dollar bills. But they charge you a fee. It's a ghetto thing. But anyway, that's coming next.
Guys. I found out there's a Coinstar machine near me, and I need some extra money, so I need you guys to dig around your house. All you guys, you dents, you morons, dig around your house, ask your mom for any change. She has in jars and send it to me.
Here's my po box and if we hit the goal, you know, I'll eat some pizza for you or something. A what a piece of shit? Mariner one seven one to two with one for the goal says gas money for Cambion. Enjoy your PUV.
Phil bought utility vehicle. Ah, yes, yes I will. Thank you for kindness. Thank you for generosity and support.
Mariner one seven one two. The dollars signs you are too powerful for a lot of people. Man. Ah, yes, they.
Are getting more powerful for me. Thank you, Mariner one seven one two, God bless you. Thank you for your generosity. Lennauser with ten forget a candlelight dinner, it's a begathon.
How Roman life of being married to DSP Well, I gotta tell you that my wife doesn't really understand what I do. Like, she was just telling me that somebody at her work asked her what her husband does, and she's like, well, it's kind of he does this show on YouTube, but I don't really He yells and screams a lot, and he busts fake scammers and you know, it's pretty funny. But thank you, Lenn Alser for your kindness, your generosity, and you're support of the show. It is much appreciated.
Throw money at me. Ha, yes, more more, we need more. Throw more. Uh yeah.
So my wife doesn't really understand what I do, but I would not. Here's what I have done. You know. Sometimes there's things going on and I had a guest scheduled, so I couldn't cancel a show, but I I, you know, worked around it.
So I don't really I don't know, but I would not stream all day long while begging. And imagine my wife like she knows if you're gonna be on the internet like other people that she knows might see what I do or whatever. And I don't think she cares about anything that I do, but she would be ashamed to see me beg like this loser. She would tell me to get a fucking job.
I know her. I know her. She would be like, listen, you can't be begging. You can't be begging morons on the internet like this.
You gotta get a fucking job and have some respect for your family and the rest of us. Ah suffer, Biggie suffer. Back to the begathon. Very nice, It's all okay.
Oh, and by the way tozy Chestnuts. Please shut the fuck uprolled. He's getting upset. Shout out to PWR with six hundred people right now, look at that, Look at his Look at his life chat.
Shout out to PWR with six hundred people, Fuck you, Phil, you lose her? What did you have? One hundred and seventy during yours? A loser?
He's getting he felt it by a brand new streamer. Oh you gotta love it. Oh, you gotta love it. Aha, you got to love it.
Oh and I'm getting distracted. Pinned in the live chat is h Bomb's channel. Let's get some subs for h Bomb. He is right now at nine hundred and forty five subscribers.
Look how close he is to getting monetized. Friends, have you ever had a dream? Have you ever worked on something incredibly hard? Have you ever had a goal that took too long to accomplish?
I know we all have an h bomb. H bomb has a dream, and H Bomb's dream is getting monetized. And in the meantime, H bomb has been helping me and letting me content farm him. Okay, that's that's the truth.
Like he just he gives me stuff. We have good We have a good thing going and he's very cool. He's like, you can use anything on my channel. I was like anything, you can use anything you want, just give me a shout out.
So shout out to h Bomb. Tonight's introduction had a few videos you saw from him and his channel. It's pinned in the live chat h Bomb. Go over to h Bomb's channel and subscribe.
And while we're at it, I don't want to leave out the I don't want to leave out the kick Chat. And we have to check in with the Kickchat see who's over there and what kind of support we have over there. Praise the kick chat money. Man, we need that kick chat money.
I need that kick Chat money. I really really do. I need that Kickchat money. So shout out to Let's give us some shout outs to the kickchat users.
My kick user name, Load of Nosts. I think I'm saying that right, and I apologize. I apologize if I'm not or one second, you know what, I think I can make this bigger. Yes I can.
No, that's much better. All right now I can properly read the I'm sorry about that. Load to Nost. Shout out to load to Nost.
Marcus Aurelius is over there, Chill Fuji is over there, dell D is over there, Ultimate tn D is over there, Heroin Flush is over there, dei D is over there. I mentioned my Kick username Ultimate TND. We have mad hat Merchet is over there. F nine thousand is over there, Hawkeye five five five is over there, heavy Cap five five five is over there, saying let's fucking go.
Yes, my kick user name is there. Yes, yes, my kick friend. So I'm gonna check in with the I'm gonna check in with the with the revenue tab over there, we'll see if we have any shout outs to do. I'm gonna take a moment to really thank you Kick supporters because it really really does help.
So today we had one person gifted, one kind and generous person, Chief Fuji, gift it one to one subscription over there on kick dot com. And if you want to watch us on kick dot com, it's Kick dot Com Forward Slash True Seeker Show. And we thank you for the kindness, generosity and support, and big ups, big big ups to the Kickchat and Chief Fuji for supporting on Kick. I love Kick because so far it's been great.
It's the only all video platform. We tried that I made any money on every month. It feels like I get one extra paycheck in the week in the month, you know, Like imagine if you went from your current paychecks four a month to suddenly getting five a month. It really does help.
I'm going to be doing some good things for my family with that, with the Kick money. So thank you so much for your support, everybody on Kick and of course the one gifted sub chi Fuji. Let's get some more subs over on Kick, my friends, Let's get some more. But in the meantime, we thank Chafuji for their kindness, their generosity and their support.
The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, oh, that's not the one I want it, dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. That is the one I wanted.
All right, let's try to get through this, guys. This is a seven minute video and we're an hour in, more than an. Hour in, because if you keep doing I'm just gonna ban you. I'm not gonna put up.
He's going to ban people. Pod all right, guys, let's hit the goal. All right, let's do it. I need I need within one hour.
We have to hit it so I can order so we can have the food around four o'clock. John, why don't you just tell him to stop again? Guys, reminder, John's. An hour left, and if we hit the goal it is DSP tries it today.
Thank you for kindness. So I would love to do that. Today would be a great day to do it. I'm craving Little Caesars pizza, right, I've wanted to do it for days.
Please support the stream, guys. Kennemy's family finally watched one of my shoes. I would not go where I was wearing an alien mask, sniffering. I would want to hit this goal.
Guys, can we just hit it with this? Like we until last minute and then we get close and we don't hit it. We haven't hitting a goal. Here's one right here.
We haven't hitting a goal in a while. It's been days now, and obviously I want to hit this. My backpack is full. Obviously I want to hit the goal today.
I wanted. I want to do this. I really want to do this. He tries it today.
I'm interested. So if I find five more nerves, I can actually do a second one. But it's good because kick comes on the first of the month, and YouTube support and everything else is the first. Order.
A couple of shout out and. We need more kick money to buy dildo's. That's okay, they're legit. I don't know if they are.
He does he has no sense of dignity, no, no, no dignity whatsoever. His dignity left a long time, like I'd be embarrassed. So yeah, guy, it would be great. Do we hit the goal.
We're getting no legit support at all. We're just getting like literally, I'm not kidding. For the last forty minutes, it's been a bunch of small troll contributions. We've been at eighty six for over an hour.
I haven't gotten this super chat in an hour. Fucking come on, guys, Come on, guys. I have gotten this super chat in almost an hour. I love when he when he does the thing where like he says, we've been streaming for two hours and I only got one six dollars super chat.
Yeah, most tasteless, as Steve. I usually root for the bad guys in the movies, but you're really good, dude, so I'm pulling for you man. Thank you. Well, I don't know, maybe I'll have a dark side arc myself.
I'll become dark side Steve Right, beggars on the street have more class. I agree, he's an addict, and addicts have no shame. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous though, this guy.
And we only have a half an hour left to order if the food for DSB tries it, So please, let's hit the guy. Does is it? I don't want to Please, Let's hit the guy. Listen to him the way he talks to his audience.
Please, let's hit the goddamn goal. I only have a half hour before I have to order the pizza. Just order the pizza with the two grand they gave you, You greedy scum bag. What do you Why are you so goddamn greedy?
You just got two grand? You can't afford little Caesars when you were just gifted two thousand dollars out of nowhere, and then you scammed your audience on your birthday. He collected two thousand dollars. He was supposed to do a shot for every hundred dollars in donations.
He only did seven shots. He fucked him out of the rest. He fucked him out of thirteen shots. He just consumer frauded his entire audience.
He blew it all on. Hogan pulls, Yeah, that's what I'm gonna start saying. All right, guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna check in on the goal, right, Are you kidding me? This is this is low support.
I'm no, that can't be right, says We're only at eleven of fifty. Are you guys kidding me? Come on, guys, none of this. Stop waiting until the last minute and then we don't hit.
Come on, guys, what are you doing. Let's hit the goddamn goal. Come on, guys, let's hit the goddamn goal. Three straight streams out.
I'm not eating this cheap ass frozen pizza for no reason. We gotta get a lot more support. Well, we're not getting it, so let's do it all right. Let's get some support here, anything.
Anything, anything, Send me the change from your couches. Boys, As small as a buck helps, Seriously, it adds up. So let's do it, all right, guys, real talk. Ten minutes left, we are only forty five bucks away from hitting the goal, so I can do a DSB tries it and hit a goal for the first time in four streams.
Oh, he hasn't hit a goal in four straight streams. That's why he's so pissy because he's not hitting his goals, and he looks like a loser, because he is a loser. Let's do it right now, Let's get some support. Let's hit his damn goal tip at the moment.
That's too bad, guys, get me to the goal. W W Champions. So he said thousand and right right now. The problem are kind of stagnant.
We haven't really played anything new recently that's been any good. All the games that have come out are just half asked, quite frankly. Right, nothing has stood out as being good. That's been a new game.
There's not much I can do. You know people on Minecraft were doing that Friday people it comes out tomorrow. Well yeah, first of all, little Caeser is like six dollars. Then somebody was saying to just tell my son not to do that.
Well, good luck with that. He's intellectually disabled. He's nonverbal. His comprehension is much better than his actual speech.
You know, like you could you can hand him a paper plate or something and say put that in a trash can, and he understands that he will more complex things like don't put your hands on people, don't touch people, don't hit people. He doesn't understand that. So, you know, and if you the only way you nobody with an autistic child would would like try to give you with nobody that has an autistic child would not understand that. Sometimes they have meltdown downs, and there's some some autistic children are extremely violent to the point where they have to get extremely medicated living group homes.
You know, it's rough. Chill Station seven says, let's go, yeah, let's hit the goddamn goal. Let's hit the goddamn goal. Friends, Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Well, I will if we hit the goddamn goal. I'm just gonna be like desp for the rest of God. I will.
I will if you brokies help me hit the goddamn goal. Like, what the hell, guys, we're only at We're only at twelve of fifty, you know, like we're already and now we're into fifteen minutes into the stream and we're only that far along. Come on, man, there's not one fifty. Well, first off, I'm ordering three different things.
Somebody zza somebody called them. They're like, uh, Little Caesars doesn't cost one hundred and fifty dollars, but this fat pig's going to order three pizzas for just him and his wife. So secondly, I'm getting delivery, so you have to pay for delivery. You have to pay for the tip.
You're getting delivery from Little Caesars when you could just get in your car and go. Get it to pay for chacks. So you're wrong. This guy is the laziest slob I've ever seen.
No, just door dash and paid, you know, fifteen dollars extra for this pizza, this slot pizza. By the time I've done with door dashing the tip, just get in your car and go get the pizzas or send your wife to go get the pizzas. But thank you. Seaming for the super chat ian As has just took me forty dollars.
So let's find the correct animation. Wow, we have animation. We're generous too. I thought the.
Biggest tip of the day. Doesn't look like it not tonight. They've got a headache. Yeah, even three pizzas with tax and sowed in sides isn't one hundred and fifty dollars.
So for the first time in two days. A scam. The goal. Yeah, guaranteed a little Caesars is five minutes.
We're officially done, eactly, this is a scam. Go buy a twenty dollars pizza in pocket would. Have hit goalten out of twenty people. He needs one hundred little seas eyes.
May or may not talk about it. Over the next week, we're. Saying that, don't think cat is Verity's not the driven. I got the driven.
I got the drive. We made it. We made it through the begathon. Praise the begging Jesus Christ, right, all right?
So that one was dsp aggressively begs like a crackhead for pizza. And next onek, we'll do this quick one and then we have the longer one. This next one, he's talking about ignoring his wife on their wedding anniversary, which to me is pretty sad. You're just gonna ignore your wife and leave her alone while you stream and beg for money.
He must really be addicted to that video game that he's pumping thousands of dollars in like a loser. Now another thing, because honestly, I wasn't gonna bring this up today at all, because this is private stuff, has nothing to do with you, guys. But today's my wedding anniversary, and already you were idiots over in the kickchat. You know, the usual LARPing trolls.
Uh. He's on stream instead of celebrating his wedding anniversary. That's a valid criticism. You're begging on the internet instead of spending time with your wife.
You're ignoring your wife and sitting in a little room by yourself talking to your moron dents and beg them for change and every dollar you can extract from them instead of spending time with your wife. Idiots. So, as you guys well know, I've had a lot going on this year in my private life. This week already was a crazy week with the birthday merit do.
A lot of people are saying that his wife left him because they haven't heard her or seen her for quite quite some time. And knowing the little bit I know about Phil, I think if his wife left him, he would do one of two things. Either he would use that for sympathy to beg you know, start crying what I'm down to one income and my bills are piloting up and you know, or he wouldn't want to give the detractors the win, because if he admitted his wife left him, that's a big l for him. So I think he might he might just pretend that he's still married.
Lenazar with one for the goal that two thousand dollars had the shortest life span of any money ever earned. Did it even have time to see the inside of his wallet before the next plea began? No, it's it's just mind boggling how much he begged right after. You know, I thought he would calm down the next day.
Nope, the next day he went right back to begging like a crackhead. Like the two grand didn't even show up. And we know that why. That is because TJ game Box said he spent three grand on Hogan Pulls three grand on a mobile wrestling children's game, So the two grand didn't even get him out of his addicted addiction hole.
Cash money, bitches, cash money. Thank you Lenauser for your kindness, generosity and support. Big support tonight, and Charlie troll troll with another one. I saw your your posting X about those UFO guys.
YouTube won't let me say their names. Maybe you can comment to make up for the low content earlier. Yeah, you know, Oh, by the way, I'm banned on or I'm what am I? I guess I muted on Twitter right now.
I called somebody. I called somebody a scumbag, and they reported me like a little bitch, and so I got I think it's an eight hour ban. I'm not allowed to post anything on Twitter for eight hours or tweet anything, or like any posts or retweet anything. It's so ridiculous.
And I was talking about Ryan excuse me, Christopher Bledsoe, who basically runs a UFO cult. And what people don't understand is that one of the members of his cult literally went crazy and then stabbed their father to death and live streamed it on Twitter while talking about the cult leader and his cult leader bullshit, And I you know, they're trying to say it wasn't that the cult leader's fault. You know, the cult comes to his defense, and I'm here to tell you that he directly he was directly It's my opinion. I'm allowed to say it.
I believe that this kid, Christopher Gray, who stabbed his father to death on a live stream, he live streamed it. There was a direct causal relationship with the UFO cult run by Christopher Bledsoe. I believe that. That's my belief, and I'm allowed to believe what I want to believe.
But thank you for your kindness, trolley troll troll and reminding me to tell people I can't tweet for a little couple more hours. Chill station seven with one for the goal. Let's be honest. The real reason he neglects his wife is because he's a closet at homosexual.
A lot of people are saying that too. He did want to bang Andy, so there imagine. Look, even if you're I don't know, dude, I would think even if you're gay, wanting to bang Andy is too gay for gay I don't know. But big ups to Andy.
He's got he's got a guy who wants to see his rippling muscles. Till station seven and thank you one for the goal. Why do I spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it, even just that clip like they by the way, these are real clips of shit. He said. I didn't like AI that shit I took it off from a soundboard of him actually saying this stuff. So he ignores his wife for their entire for his entire birthday, except I guess he made her make him dinner, right, And uh, now he's ignoring his wife during their anniversary.
When does he spend time with his wife? Like these are the special occasions that your wife expects you to spend time with her? You dump dickhead like this is. He's a terrible husband.
Man. Thank god he doesn't have any kids. Imagine what kind of father he would be. And by the way, I knew a gamer that had a kid, and he was the worst father I'd ever seen.
He would he would ignore. He would sit there and play games and ignore the child to the point of neglect. It was terrible. That's the kind of father Phil would be.
Lo Fi Samurai, Hey, I got that right, four ninety nine from Lo Fi Samurai. That's one for the goal. And we thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support of the show much much appreciated. Thank you, dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yeah, the beatings will continue until the donos improve, My friends, the beatings will continue. All right, we're at sixteen to fifty.
That's almost halfway there. That's that's a little more respectable. But guys, let's hit the goddamn goal. All right, I'm tired of this shit.
Let's just hit the goddamn goal and then we can just enjoy the rest of the show and I don't have to watch the goal or read any more attested. Let's just hit the goal right now. Let's just hit it right now. Haha.
And my wife was working. We are already going to celebrate, but we're going to celebrate next week. Okay. In fact, we have an extra day off slated for next week.
Oh wait, let's count this up. He also ignored his wife on Valentine's Day and instead spend it begging. So let's review. Valentine's Day ignored his wife, spent his day begging on the internet.
His birthday ignored his wife, spent his time begging on the internet. Now his wedding anniversary ignored his wife all day and night, and instead he's begging on the internet. To spend time together rather than on the actual day of the anniversary. All right, so fyi, next week, there's gonna be an extra day off.
I will talk more about that as we get closer to. So basically, what he says to her is, listen, I have to beg six days a week, So no matter what's going on, whether it's Valentine's Day or anniversary, my birthday, or your birthday. Fuck you, you're gonna celebrate when I tell you to, bitch, Like that's the level of what kind of a husband he is. That is like abusive.
That is literally abusive. Like, listen, I have to beg six days a week, bitch, So I don't care if it's fucking Valentine's Day. We'll celebrate on the day that I already have scheduled off, bitch, wedding anniversary. I don't care, Bitch.
We're celebrating on the day I want to bitch my birthday. It's my birthday, bitch, and if I want to spend my birthday begging, I'm gonna do it. We'll celebrate when I tell you, we're gonna celebrate, bitch. You know next week's schedule, so you guys will know well ahead of time what days I'm here and I'm not.
Next week that's gonna. Business, FYI will we're probably ordering out dinner today, probably something my wife loves, like sushi or something, you know, to celebrate. But outside of that, you know, it is what it is. When you get older, you realize, hey, I have to Yes, it's nice to say to get to just take entire days off in the middle of nowhere, So you got to just do it when you have time, and we're going to have time next and that's when we're going to celebrate it.
Actually, you guys are right. People are like you look like you're wearing the Vice City shirt that Tommy Versetti wore. You're absolutely right, that's what this share looks like. I didn't realize until right now.
You guys are dead on correct. It does look like Tommy show on his wedding night on Twitter. Alrighty, then excellent. Anyway, so far, welcome to the show.
We got all the nonsensical stuff out of the way, and now we can talk about the important topics, of which we don't have any today because I checked and there's really no game news going on to really mention today. You know, there's nothing, nothing that I've really forgot on. What I would like to do is talk about how yes day streams went, because yesterday was very positive streaming day, that's for sure. I got the d I got the drive.
Oh boy, I got the drive up. I got the driven, I got the drip. I got the driven. JON got the drive.
Can't make it stop. It's like a that's dripping. I forgot. Phil is live, So let's go over to that.
He's got a whole two hundred people watching him. Sorry for the last minute changes in chaos. I know that many of you tonight were probably expecting smart guys and said, yeah, but you're commentary show before WrestleMania, his third and final Uh you know, surprise host is gonna be here. It's gonna be a hype night.
We're gonna have wrestling commentary and all kinds of fun stuff. Phil's gonna unpack or w w E cards. Damn right. Everyone got all excited and either drunk to d all of a sudden last minute, sadly, we had some bad news.
What's going on his hair? Man? It looks like putting on his head? What the fuck?
Man? See if I can find the correct uh font here. We had some bad news during my stream of blue prints earlier today, which was quite fun and I was actually having a great time with the game for my record and Prince moving forward. It's a roguelike puzzle game, which is very unique, you know, thinking of roguelike puzzle, has there ever been one like this before?
Probably not. It's actually uh an original, which is rare these days to get something that's original, you know what I mean. Yeah, I can imagine I'm getting burned out. I'm kind of like here.
I got word that my host couldn't make it, that there was a big emergency going on, because there was no way they were going to be able to do. Well. I could do the show solo, but honestly, Number one being that it was a last minute thing. I just found out about this maybe an hour before.
Big emergency. Damn big emergency was a crack. Big notice, you know what I mean. It was definitely going to be feeling like a last minute notice deal, which I don't think minute we're going to be too happy about.
Yes, that's number one. It's begging number co host and his hair looks like putting. I don't know how many. People were gonna like any regardless, I'd done two solo Smart Guys shows about a month ago, and you know, diminishing turns.
The first episode. People were kind of shocked that it was solo because, like people, they like the fact that I'm doing co Op. Big Show PWR so bad. I want, you know the person.
And they said they can do next week for sure, for sure, and. They have another emergency. Right, there is one more week of wrestling content before WrestleMania. WrestleMania is not this week, It's the week after.
Okay, I forgot. Well, I can't get my hair today to do anything I want. Look at it like we'll not stop to sleep. I don't do nothing right, So anyway, I will say I was all right, So here's the field.
If I delay smart guys a whole week, right, what will happen? Is you're talking about, are the final week of coverage of wrestling. I don't know how important it's going to be because, for example, it seems like next week this is coming, you know, SmackDown tomorrow night and then Raw on Monday is filler. It really does feel like it's all filler.
Like we already know pretty much all the matches for WrestleMania have been determined. They were all announced over the last week. These title matches and everything that are gonna happen so in this guard I don't know how much search for p w R cemetery will be added or or you know, having the extra week, why. Am I promoting p w R on my channel?
But I will? I only think it's better to delay the week and do it next Thursday Night channel. All right, is the last piece of content before my longer weekend besse, I actually have Friday and Saturday off of next week, So have it be the final piece of content I do before my weekend break. I hear, so that would be Monday Super Show.
I don't. You know in the WrestleMania what I liked, what I didn't like? Have guests. I've already confirmed that at least one, if not more of my guest hosts are going to be on my Smart Guys Super Show that Monday to add their two cents in to what they thought about Wrestlming.
It's gonna be off anyway. Better to delay and still do it, then do a half asked show tonight with just me right, And the truth is, it's fine. I didn't have to do Smart Guys tonight to a prompt stream in place. I don't want to do Minecraft Evencraft.
Tomorrow with one for the Prince. I don't want to do more of that Yes tomorrow against them one last night right now played and I don't want to mirrortive playing the same thing with Let's go and showing up and supporting it. I don't want to do an impromptu stream where they can't make. It the goddamn goal hold out on me friends.
Basically, I'm like the days number one h outlaws do us your property for commercial a marathon, but only running a business. We didn't get too far into it. We basically just got to the first first part where you're open world doing all the you know, selling. Well, some of them are actually stores are more entertaining than.
Chilled. They just have a late night chill stream. Those are two options if you just want to hang out tonight and talk with sched that either it doesn't really matter to me, but I hope that if you're gonna hear. Ll have like you Phil, you mean money bits, yeah to do he didn't get that money.
For tonight's Marty w. W to only the most professional And these. Are the ones that we had that we were going to untack, get them support goal get Now I'm not doing it so obviously that sucks. I have a whole other box saved up for the WrestleMania show.
He's so pissed off. He spent so much, Buddy, all these fucking cards and he can't and he can't like extract money from his dents to look at his sweaty Men cards. So in that regard, tonight, if we hit some goals of support, we'll do live unboxings. He's gonna fake goals tonight.
I guarantee it. Oh Top's chrome cards regardless, even though he. Can't stand to take an L, you know, like somebody being too cracked out on crack cocaine, or somebody took too many Zanniberry's or whatever and they couldn't make it. That's an L.
You know, a normal person would just go like, well, the guests couldn't make it. So we're gonna do something else tonight. But he's he's not gonna be able to take the L right Like, Oh, I was gonna get money to open these cards, and now I can't do the money for the cards thing. So even though I'm just playing a stupid video game, I'll still put this out.
Oh, I'll open these two packs of children's cards. Filled with sweaty men. I mean, I know there's girls on the cards too, but it's mostly sweaty men. That's what Phil likes, that excites him.
Not really related to the content we're doing tonight. Yeah, I still do. And keep in mind, one of these packs has the rare Chase card in it, the actual good looking rare card that's numbered in me actually worth something. Okay, so let's see, if we raise one hundred bucks tonight of support, I will open up one of the packs live.
One whole pack for one hundred dollars, he'll open four whole cards, so generous of the of the King of begging. If we raise two hundred bucks, all open the second pack. All right? Am I expecting that to happen?
No, because this is an impromptu kind of stream. I'll be honest, I don't even know if I'm gonna get any support tonight. Yeah. Yeah, because you're a loser.
Because we don't even know who's gonna show up. You know, no one was really planning on a schedule one stream or a chill stream tonight. I remember, he could have taken tonight off and just spent time with his wife on their wedding anniversary, you know, and you know, listen, I've been married long enough to know that little things matter, right, Like, he could have went to the supermarket, got a card happy anniversary, got a dozen roses, you know, a cake or something something nice whatever, Maybe not a cake if your wife doesn't like cake. I don't know.
You know, he could have went to the supermarket and got a couple of things and made his wife a nice night on their anniversary and spent time with her, you know, maybe watch a movie or something, just chill and relax, give her the flowers. No, And by the way, it's not like, how can he not afford to do that? This guy is cheaper than my father, Dude, I was thinking that the other day. Like my father was legendary cheap.
He could squeeze a penny till it screamed, dude. Like, not my father, but somebody in my father's family who are also also cheap. They used to go to McDonald's and steal the ketchup packets, and then they would sit their kitchen table and empty to catch packets into a ketch a bottle. I swear to God, that's how cheap my father was, and his family was phil is cheaper.
He just got two grand. You can't go to the supermarket and buy and spend fifty dollars for your wife on an anniversary. Geez dude, Lenalzer with two dollars unboxing of cards. Yay, I can relieve relivet Junior High exactly exactly.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. I guess Lenauzer, he has a dangerously low bank account, so you gotta tip him today like I I I can't. I don't understand why somebody's not in his live check going like close down the stream and spend time with your wife.
You love life, scumbag, selfish bastard, So. There's not much that can be done in that regard. This is definitely a kind of off the cuff, on the fact session. Let's see how tonight goes.
Let's see what you guys party if you so choose, why not? I gotta stream and I can't let just win bits. Right now, so let's. Praise the cast.
Thank you Cave Teeth for hearing you call. Off my goal with Final Fighter eighty seven. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
What did you think of the Atlanta trailer. Uh, it's these trailers are pretty worthless. I'm not going to lie. They don't show anything that's like from in game anything.
It's a pre recuation. God bless you fortive of what that character is going to look like. He's wearing a middle school yeah for example. Yeah, you're a damn thing out of about I remember by watching the trail, so I did briefly.
I had like a I had like a dance in my freshman year, and uh, they called the mixers because I went to all boys Catholic school, talk about gay and uh, they would do this thing called a mixer and they would get like the all boys school and the all girls' school would get together in the like high school gym, either the girls school gym or ours. And my mom like lost her goddamn mind because I was just wearing a sweater and like black jeans and a black sweater. She was I think it was its black turtleneck. She was like, you're not wearing that.
You have to you have to put on a suit. I'm like, I'm not putting on a suit. Nobody's wearing suits. Mom My mother made me put on a suit.
But it's okay because my mom was kind of ditzy, So I put my clothes in my backpack and when I left in this suit and then I changed when I got to school to the school dance, because it was like it was it was it was like casual. It wasn't like it wasn't like a prom or like a you know, like a soft hop or freshman dance or junior prom. It was like just a dance. And like the girls were wearing like surprisingly slutty outfits for having all those nun chaperones around.
I know the nuns used to send some of the girls home or they would make them change, you know, but anyway, that does look like a shirt. Bought the trailer you would wear social media a grade school or early. High school dance and look at it. I was like, okay, it's Elena.
So you can't tell much about her move set. You can't tell about how she's gonna play. You can't even tell she's like tall because in Third Strike she's kind of a tall character. So will she be a taller character, like kind of like Mino or will she be shorter?
You can't tell anything. It's just the stupid, you know, the NPC arcade mode character standing next to her, which doesn't mean anything, and then her doing some dancing movises of and that's it. So oh he's crying about the kids. It's worthless.
I mean them announcing that she's the next character. We already knew that. They did say the date, and the date is laughably stupid. Are you ready for this?
Elena? Oh? I just checked him with a goal and it's a tragedy. We're only at eighteen of fifty.
Will we hit it? Who will hear the call of the goal. Final? I'm running out of excuses, right, We've already used.
I need money for pizza. I need money to put gas. In my car. You know, didn't two DLC character for six.
I'm not as good at begging as Phil. So it comes out on the launch day of the switch too. Do you think anyone who's going to give two flying fucks about Elena? I'm surprised like he got that two grand?
Do you think he would have bought the switch to and then streamed with it, because people who are buying this switch to and streaming the games are going to do very well. I hear now he blew the two grand, and then he's going to go back to his audience and beg for the money for the switch to. I guarantee it Fighter six. When the switch To is releasing, and everyone's gonna want to see people unboxing, hooking it up, playing games on it and playing Mario Kart World, you know, the actual new game that's happening that day.
No one's going to give. So goodon to get them in my opinion, could have come out a few days early. Instead, they're literally coinciding it with the release so very and to be honest, that's the last I mean, I realized that I did actually no. One wants to.
I did actually switch to say I was going to play with all the d LC characters street Fighter six I have so far, but well, this season, right this season, I played with Bison, I played with Terry Boger. I think I could still. I really like the way character, but we never even went back to her. Did I put H bomb H bomb?
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You know, it's not worth it. I won't do that again because that does screw up. You know, if I can't tweet people, people come to the show because I tweet it out and so yeah, I kind of screwed myself on that deal. So but it is, you know, it is what it is.
I've got three hours and twenty four minutes. This stream may go long, you know, I don't know. Let me see, come on, it won't let me now They've now I can't go there at all. They're not letting me go to They're not letting me go to X at all.
I'm hitting start and it doesn't do anything. It's just god damn it. H bomb. Oh you know what, I can go to my stream and get your I was gonna put your Yeah, let me do that.
I have pinned in the live chat. Is the link to h Bomb's YouTube channel and I said it before, I'll say it again. Maybe you've had a dream. And h Bomb has a dream, and his dream is to get monetized.
And he's at nine hundred and forty nine subscribers, which means he only needs fifty one of you to go over there and subscribe, and then he will be able to praise the cash. So let's help out h Bomb and get him fifty people to go over there and subscribe. He definitely makes decent content. People like it on my show.
I'm gonna put it in the kickchat as well. Subscribe to h bomb here if you're here. You like dsp felting content. He makes it, so I put it in the kick chat.
It's pinned in the YouTube live chat. Just take a moment and help a man with a dream. I believe that you may have had a dream. Whether it's getting monetized on YouTube, or banging a hot broad or you know, five hot broads at once, right, or having a coke and Hordes party.
Everybody has a dream in their heart. And h Bomb's dream is to become monetized so he can make a little extra money on you YouTube. And he's been making these videos completely and totally unpaid for how long now, h Bomb? A couple of years you've been doing You've been grinding for a couple of years, trying to get to a thousand subscribers.
But it's a weird niche, So let's see if we can't get h Bomb over the edge, because honestly, I'm tired of begging for subs for him. It ain't my channel, by the way, subscribe to my channel, bitches, fuck h Bomb? No, really, I'm doing fine with subscribers. He needs some help.
Haven't you ever needed some help? You ever have a flat tire and you can't get the tire off and some big burly man pulls over in a truck. And he helps you get that tire off. We all need help, and h Bomb needs a little bit of help.
I've already subscribed to him, and so should you, because he's a man with a dream, and dreams should be realized. How long we gonna make this guy just grind away for free and not get paid. He needs those YouTube ad pennies to buy cocaine and hookers. Hookers are not cheap and cocaine.
Have you seen the price of cocaine lately? It is ridiculous. This economy sucks. He can't listen.
He wants to buy the good non ventanyl cocaine. Okay, so go on over his channel and help him out. We don't wanna, We don't want to see him, you know, have a bad time on that ventanyl bad coat. You know, he needs the good stuff for whatever reason, he's having trouble getting over the finish line.
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Right, but it's getting better, So I'm gonna hit refresh on H Bomb's channel here, and I don't want to be disappointed. You know, I'm giving him valuable airtime and begging for him. Uh yeah, I think Mike suspension got worse because before I could look at my Twitter and now I can't even look at it. H bomb has nine hundred and forty nine subscribers.
How are we doing here? Nine hundred and fifty eight? Holy shit? We could get it tonight.
Forty two more. You bitches need to go over there. From the kick chat, from the Twitter verse from the weight. I can't broadcast on Twitter either, I don't think God damn it.
Forty two away, my friends, H bomb is forty two away from a dream. Do we want to see him hit his dream tonight? Let's go over there, big support. It doesn't cost anything.
Couple of mouse clicks. And h Bomb can live his dream and have extra money for drugs and hookers and all the things that make life fun. Right. No, he's a good family man with a wife.
He's gonna use the money for good things, right, he's gonna. Yeah, I'm already subbed. I know a lot of people are already subbed, so it's it's become more difficult. The first couple of times I pumped his channel, he got a few hundred, I think.
But you know, I only have so much juice. So I've done my best for you their h Bomb, and hopefully we'll get forty two more people. I'll pump it one more time before we're done, you know. And now I don't know, Like yeah, for Age, I'm gonna probably be too busy with the switch to and other stuff because the release timing is stupid.
And then here's the Thing's very well. Nintendo, the FGC the Age so stri that they. Literally exposed the entire meta of the game within hours of being out. So the moment she's out, you're gonna have people.
Here's all the meta we already figured out. Here's all her top strategies, all her top combos. So if you're not playing from day one moment one with his character, you literally won't be able to hang out. I appreciate you his character, contest, and for no reason, he's a good guy.
Hez come on, guys, get over there, get over there and help him out because listen, I. Don't know, I'm not really pumped for the release of Elena because the way they're doing this. Listen, listen, I'm not entirely altruistic here. If I pump him over that finish line, he's gonna owe me big right, No, he doesn't.
He's not gonna owe me. He's already paid me in letting me use content. He's helped me produce David Wilcock content with the Gay and eight or two thousand. He's a good guy, and we need more good guys.
There's too many scumbags on the internet, you know, people like Ethan Ralph and Mersh and Nick Fuentes and Rakaita Loll and all these scumbags. Like can we have some decent people on the internet making good content? That would be great? Is this guy really complaining about this meta thing again?
Like they've had walkthrough guys since the nineties film this is a secret. Uh oh, we have an audio file in the in the live chat. Come on, bro Jesus Christ. Some people are such fucking cry babies.
It is what it is. Wilcock was already gay, yeah, but H bomb made him gayer. And I'm here for H bomb making him gayer because it makes it makes the whole thing funnier. You know.
Now, I'm looke lost. All right, let's go back to the wine. And he never should have had that been on June fifth. That's the stupidest move they could have possibly done, in my opinion, nasty man.
And yeah, he's complaining because he's a professional video game player, but he's lazy. Did you hear what he said? You'd have to be playing it from the day it was released, then then do that. You're a professional, you should be doing that.
He doesn't want to actually have to work at the game. He just wants to stream it and play the game terribly and have people throw money at him. Chat schedule one. What a beautiful night to ruin lives and communities.
There you go, nasty Mandy. Yes, I figured that's like the one game that I can fit into. Subscribe to h if you went over there and subscribe, put in all capital letters. Subscribe.
I subscribe to H bomb. I will thank you myself. I will thank every person on air he who goes over and subscribes to H bomb. You could just do a chill stream to where we talk and hang out.
It's totally totally up to you, guys, curious. I will regretfully if we're not going to do the gametops blind. So let's see what happens. Let's see if you guys give it a whole minutes here, and then we'll see if we come to a determination.
Thank you, Nasty Mandy for the super chat. N seventy two. Yes, yes, he only needs twenty eight more. Come on, twenty eight more, twenty eight more.
We can get him over the edge tonight. Let's get him over the finish line. Friends, forget my goal. No, don't forget my goal.
I need the money. Bitches, don't forget my goal. He's got his, I got mine. Let me put it this way.
Do you have something to talk about? You want to tag me in chat? We want to have some discussion and hang out. I'm down for that.
If not, If you want me to boot up schedule one and we play that, I'm down for that. So let's let's see how. It goes again. With the boardroom meeting.
Bronjo did a two dollars super chat. Why do you want to control how everyone play street Fighter six? I don't want to control how they play street Fighter six. I don't.
It has nothing to do with controlling how people are playing. It's spoiling the game, like literally spoiling a competitive game that the fun of the game is exploring and learning how to play the game for yourself competitively, because that's a measure of skill. But that measure of skill has been completely destroyed and eliminated from the f GC because they all just spoil the meta within. Down three hours.
Actual stupid idiots. Because when I proposed this and I said, why would they do it? Is it for personal gain? Is it for clickbait?
Is it for money? I was told no, there's literally no views and no money. So you do it for no reason. You do it because you're actually an idiot.
How do you know. Exposing all of the competitive information about a competitive game so early before anyway? Actually, thank you for themselves, everybody. That's it's it's absolute eight team to.
Go eighteen more. Come on, we gotta have it. Eighteen people. Watch for fun both street when you went to play a fighting at their own pace, at their own level of skill, And like I said, it would take months to years for the full meta to be fleshed out.
Now a new character comes out and Street Fighter six or Teken within two weeks. The whole metal is this character's top tier, used this character, use them. There's no exploration, there's no uniqueness between the way people play anymore. It's all been dumbed down to the point where everyone just copies each other.
And that's why these games are so fucking boring. And it didn't use. Twenty five until twenty five. Internet, you know, streaming fucking tryhards decided this was what they wanted to do.
So I don't know what to tell you. You know, the facts are the facts. Compare Street Fighters six era fighting games to fighting games over a decade ago before the Internet was absolutely ruining them. With you you know, had good fighting games.
Neogo. When I was a kid, I drooled over like some rich kid family that we knew had a Neogo, I drooled over the Neogo. All I had was nes looked like shit compared to Neo Geo days. Neogo was the first home console.
I saw that. I thought, this looks just like the Arcade. This is crazy. You had way more fun in era and time period where things were very exciting because everyone was trying to learn.
You had tournaments were first time matchups between this person and this person trying different tech against each other. You had epic matches, absolutely epic matches were people Wow, the best of the East was the best of the West, the best of Japan versus the best of Great Britain versus this today. Literally, it doesn't matter you go to the tournament Daryl playing, They look at every matchup exactly the same because everyone already learned the game at home within hours of it being out, because of these people who spoil it. So, oh God, what King Michael God the Block says Lizard tried to bring back that feeling of discovery with a season with Season of Discovery.
I don't know what that means, but it was ruined as well within a few weeks by World of Warcraft content creators. It's an issue across the board. Yeah, it's just I can understand content creation, right, everyone's in competition. Who makes comment.
I would like to argue, I'm really not because I'm an anomaly. I'm someone who's just been around for so long that people will watch and engage in support with me. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing right now. I'm literally just talking with you, wasting time, and people are enjoying and they're we're having conversations.
But I'm an anomaly. Most people see themselves that every piece of content they put out, they have to compare to everyone else who's making that kind of content, and they want to beat them to the plunge timing wise. They want to be able to have better quality. Whatever it is.
I don't get anyone, you know, I just don't get it. Maybe it's because I never was like that. I don't know. Subscribed h question.
So here we go. You know what, I'll take the chair cover off for now. If we're going to play Schedule one, I'll put it back on. But let me take the chair cover off for now because it bothers my eyes, it bothers his right me on Green literally hurts my eyes to look at on the camera.
Like Jesus, Chris, it's not eighteen, it's twenty to go. Well, hello everyone, good evening, and welcome tonight. We're doing something a little different. So originally tonight I was supposed to do the latest episode of Smart Guys, my wrestling commentary show.
This was supposed to be the final episode I was doing before WrestleMania, my third and final guest ready to go, And then about an hour before the end of my earlier stream, I was notified sadly by that guest host that they had an emergency and they couldn't make it tonight. Ye, that episode will still take place next week. Don't worry. Smart Pace will take place on Thursday, April seventeenth, twenty five.
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Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Big ups to all you Kick people. I love it.
We'll get one extra paycheck a month. I really appreciate it. And yes, I've just checked in and X dot com will not let me broadcast to them tonight. But fuck them.
They never pay me. You know, I haven't. I've been broadcasting on X for four years. I've never made a penny on X.
All it's good for is promoting that the platforms that do pay me, So fuck X and MUSK like I called somebody a scumbag, and by the way, they deserve to be called a scumbag. Lead in to WrestleMania and yes, my guest host will be there, you think, so I apologize. Yes, they have another encounter with. I say, tonight, why don't we just do an impromptu stream?
And I proposed, hey, we could play some Schedule one, because if I play Schedule one, it shouldn't spoil any other playthroughs I'm doing, It shouldn't upset anyone, Like it would kind of fit into what I'm doing. Yeah that As I started here, people started asking me questions. I got contributions coming in. I said, let me just hit record, Let's hang out, let's see all that I do that hang out and do a little Q and A and see how content is a waste of time.
By the way, everyone creators, I don't have Team Screaming Bag like PPP. Also, let's hit the goddamn goal. I didn't even before your name. That's my fault.
Okay, all right, h bomb. That's so, let's let's get starting. Maybe Traveler in the Future good Verse came out, came out. I was playing.
It seems like it would be up my alley. It has just. You'll be able to help. You just never got around to it.
But this year probably know We've already got Sweet code En too that I'm going to be playing over the summer in its collection. We've got this Clear Obscure Expedition thirty three coming out later this month that looks like it's a hybrid game between Final Fantasy ten and Lost Odyssey. With all these RPGs already coming out, I don't think that I'm going to be doing any kind of other RPGs this year. You know, Octopad Traveler is probably a no for this year, all right, but maybe in the future.
Yes, I did hear. Octapath Traveler is incredibly long too, so it's another reason probably why we're not doing it anytime soon. This guy for the record man tonight on Smart Guys. If we had raised one hundred bucks of support, I was gonna do an unpacking of a pack of WWE cards.
One of these two packs has a Chase card in it, one of the rare cards that's numbered and looks nice. Alright, craft card that's worth a lot of money. Okay, if we hit all tonight, I will unpack live one of these cards. For every hundred bucks, I'll unpack one.
Okay, very exciting. He's gonna he's gonna show you some children's wrestling cards for one hundred dollars, four of them. Twenty five dollars a piece. It costs to look at his children's wrestling cards.
Okay, all right, Some tips have rolled in. People see paying him money for this kind of slop, Like this is complete and total slop. He's been live for an hour and ten minutes. What a bunch of slop here.
Our first tipper of the Knight is an anonymous two dollar tipper who says, how do you find Will Smith? There's no such thing as anonymous tippers. He's full of shit. People want their name red on air if he's not tipping.
If people are tipping, anonymously. Those are fake ones, Like I noticed, when he has something that he wants to say, but a tribute to other people, not him, you know, like he'll say like, oh, this person said this when they tipped me. So let's back that up and hear what this is. Probably something he once said but doesn't want to attribute it to him because he's a pussy.
He's in. Let's see here. Our first tipper of the Knight is an anonymous two dollar tipper who says, how do you find Will Smith and a snowstorm? Look for fresh prints?
Bad joke, that's right. Yeah, he has no content, he has nothing to say, so he's throwing in corny jokes and attributing them to the donators. Lose. That's very I gotta get a bell or something like P P P lose, you know, make some noise.
It's words. It's a bunch of words. Oh I had a squeaker somewhere. Not so much for the cheesy joker, thank you for the okay, soggy nipples to the dollars and was street fighter for good street fighter game.
Yeah, here's the thing. If I was doing any better, I have. To talk about what do you consider an actual official Street Fighters games are talking numbered like what about the Alpha series? Right?
What about cap con Versus s n K one and two one hundred. I'll tell you what's in the back of my trunk, little bent. Capcom cross tecking, you know, or street Fighter cross tech and excuse me, what about the verses here? What's a street Fighter game?
All right? If you're asking me is the good street Fighter game? I would say, I think we're gonna switch in order. If you actually wanted me to order them, I would probably say street Fighter two is the absolute best.
Then I would probably say street Fighter three. I think we're gonna switch to this second video that because this is. To third strike condition by the third strike by far. Then I would probably say street Fighter four was third best, okay.
Then I would probably say street Fighter six, then street Fighter five, then street Fighter one. Street Fighter one is the worst because it actually wasn't made to be a competitive game. It really was. It was designed to be like a moves don't even come out precisely when you barely and everything, and it's just you against.
A right, It's just not a Fighter. Two was the arrow and fighting is actually okay, But in my opinion, no exaggeration. Street Fighter two, the original one actually is still the best numbered Street Fighter game in the entire series. I remember Street Fighter too.
I don't know if that I can argue with him about that, but uh, all right, so this video, this next video is DSP disgustingly stuffs his face with Little Caesar's pizza and it's feasting with the pig op one second, it's here. Take a look at this, This. Heck of a feast. Friends.
All right, prepare your butts everyone, this is gonna be a messy one. All right, here we go. Well, hello again everyone out there. It is time for yet another episode.
Nothing didn't his video editor quit, so we're not getting any new bumpers anytime soon, or we phill. He probably didn't want to pay. I've been making content for seventeen years on the internet, and sometimes they say things have come full circle. Today is one of those days, because just a couple of days ago we were watching on my podcast when in twenty thirteen I last had to take paper plates, yes, of a Little Caesars pizza.
That's right, that was actually I got a kid film, I had anything. The Little Caesars was having a nationwide relaunch where they had reopened, stores, rebranded, expanded. Hey, yeah, I don't know how you're going to send it to me. Five bucks or whatever it was.
Go to the store. Pizza is ready to go. It looks better than his Spad Pizza party. Okay, I tried.
I thought it was garbage. See what that well? Bad? I think I actually rated it two point five out of five.
At the time. So here we are thirteen years later, well nearly thirteen years actually twelve years later, kid boys, and today I am. Having I don't know food, got a half hour to go through. This from Little Caesars, including Crazy Bread with Marin Aarasauce.
I'm checking with my goal. We're still style checking with pizza the H bomb. Let's get over on H Bombs channel. He's so close.
I have never had any of these eighty three, seventeen more and. Come on, pizzas for me, I've never had them, and in fact, I never had the Crazy Bread. When I this really looks like shit pizza. That that first one in the frame, in the lower part of the frame that looks like cafeteria pizza from high school?
Remember that square shitty Pizza. Tried this in twenty thirteen. I only had the pizza. That was it.
I have brought an unprecedented amount of napkins into the office because everything here looks insanely greasy. Why would you on purpose order really greasy pizza? And on top of that, they were actually doing a promotion. If you order a certain amount of food, you get free wings.
Well, we did get an order of free barbecue wings. But they are so doused in sauce. I was like, there's no way I could eat them in the office. So I might try those later and perhaps in the future, like in a podcast or you know.
Oh, Caesar's Little Caesar's wings are terrible. I tried them a few times when I was poor on a street. I'll tell you what. They were like, they change.
There's no way I could eat out here. The sauce would literally get over everything in my office. That's like, you eat it in the kitchen, or you eat it. You know, you have to do somewhere where it's clean.
I can't get anything gross in this office. Okay, Yeah, Like he's saying, there's nothing gross in this office. This from the guy who like cranked one out and just shot a load right under his desk and just kept streaming. But he's going to tell you there's nothing gross in his office.
So let's take a look. I think first things first, let's do the appetizer. All right, So what's so appetizing? Well, how about it doesn't look crazy bread?
The pack had I think eight pieces of crazy bread in it. It's heavy, it is dowe, it's covered in salt or is it parmesan? I think it's actually parmejans. So well, for the first time ever, let's try Little Caesar's crazy Bread.
Here we go. This is so exciting devour. He acts like he's doing a review of like fine food. You know this is trash, no offense, but it's broken food.
This is broken food. And you know I've been a brokey and needed to eat this shit to survive, right. I've had weeks where like, especially when I was a starving artist, where like. I'm gonna do it with the sauce again, where like a.
Little Caesar's pizza would have made my week. You know, I was eating like fucking spaghetti and marinara sauce with no meat all week, or ramen noodles all week. My big hack was ramen noodles with frozen vegetables. I used to take a bag of frozen vegetables and cut it up into four portions of frozen vegetables mixed vegetables, and I would put that in the ramen and maybe if I was lucky, i'd have an egg in the ramen with my mixed vegetables.
That was a good meal for me, to be honest. But God damn little Caesars is brokey food. I mean i'd feed it to my kids, right See, Like if I had my kids home with me for cooking them chewy, maybe I'd go get taking. The flavor to it, but what really the outside my kids, And that's Terriblezza used to do breadsticks that were very similar to this crazy bread It's the only different sharp edge to the edge of the bread.
And actually the pizza hot breadsticks had a crunchiness to the outside, but they were exactly the same. They were buttery, like these are buttery. But nobody needs I know, imagine being so poor that before you go check reviews on YouTube. This is right an old.
Fast food delivery slots. It's not healthy, but quite frankly, that's good. Kids are more sensitive, so it could be better. Actually have a different tasteizer.
I'm gonna take another bite bread. Taste sweet, this one trolie troll. Phil never gets Chinese food. Why do you hate the Chinese so much?
You race that? That's what I want? An appetizer from a fast food pizza restaurant. Slop he wants.
Slop. That's what he wants. Legitimately not bad at all, very unhealthy. If I if I pause every time I talk, it's gonna take me a year to get through this.
So I apologize. I'll turn it down. Try the pretzel crust pizza. I've never had this before, so it's supposed to be a pretzel style edge crust.
And they put. Sauce or red sauce. I chose the red pizza sauce with your choice of topping, I said, just pepperoni. And it looks like they sprinkled alt all over it.
Very healthy. I don't know how I'm gonna I'm gonna think about this. Very healthy. Phil guy says he's eating healthy.
By the way, they also put extra cheese. He's eating slop. Extra cheese on there on top of the cheese already, So there's cheese toppings and more cheese on top. Looks like parmesan.
Just shove it in your mouth and give us a begging. By the way, that's a thick slice for fast food pizza. Here we go, pretzel crossed pepperoni pizza. Yeah, the vaping pig.
I've been there smoking cigarettes to make my broky diet more tolerable. Oh, that's interesting. In the healthy five to two imagine reviewing school pizza. That's what he's doing, basically.
Okay, b. They did do the correct sauce. Tales of the Sonic Voyage is here. I need my true seekers, I really really need my truth seekers.
Thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Big ups, tails and sonash money money. At least when he eats, he stops begging for a a few important seconds, right, thank you, Tales of the Sonic Voyage. And we are now at twenty of fifty.
Come on, guys, we've got to get at least halfway to the goal. Oh ass man forty five acp. Every time Phil talks, his voice should be replaced with a pig squealing ha suff of Phil. Suffer Piggy.
It's not the best piece I've ever had for fast food delivery pizza. It's good. Phil is very impressed with it's good pizza. I'm not kidding.
Come on, Phil, I actually like it. Come on, it was warm and by the way, you know, we ordered it about half an hour ago. Thank you as quick throw money at me. Okay, thank you for.
So generous. Yes, there is extra cheese on top of the pepperoni, so it's quite salty. But at the same time you could taste the parmesan red sauce on the pizza. I wish there was more on there.
There's not as much as I would like. I would like a little more, but it's not bad. The pretzel crust, it's it's not really pretzel crust. What it is is it does have a slight bite, like a crunch to it, and they put the sprinkle salt on top to simulate a prez.
It doesn't taste like a pretzel. The pig love slot call me. Slop, but it's actually not bad at all. He's a dick to fast food.
Anybody that needs to eat fast food twice a week, that's a problem, all right, once in a while, you know, especially if you have kids. You get busy, you know, But me and my wife are both cheap. We'd most mostly prefer to just cook at home, even tacos. Mak on tacos.
We'll make it oun Chinese food, even. Good I do recently on DSP tries it I reviewed quite a different bit of kind of food. It's five pizza, it costs more. Not.
The thing I have to tell you after the fact is what it costs. And as soon as I tell you what it costs, your jaw drops and you're like, you're kidding me. That's what food costs in the United States, And I'm like, yes, it's ridiculous, all right, So listen to this, this pretzel crust. Three times a week.
Yeah, in a full order of crazy bread with marinair, so eight crazy breadsticks and a full size. It's not small, it's like a medium large pretzel crust pizza at Little Caesar's costs. Are you ready for this? Twelve dollars.
That's a sticker shock. Twelve dollars too much for that, I don't know, And that sounds fair. And pizza is the same price and objectively better actually good. Yeah, I mean I never had Costco pizza.
But you know what's funny, Wah Wah started making pizza and I happened to be in Wah Wah. I had to get gas and a drink and some drinks I always leave like a couple of drinks in my car, like iced teas, like lifting iced teas in my car. And I went in to get to iced teas, and I saw they had pizza, and it was it was It's my I cooked five times a week and I had a rough day. So I was like, oh, I'll just get a couple of these pizzas because they're super cheap and take them home.
The Wah Wah pizza was surprisingly not bad. I wouldn't say surprisingly good, but I would say surprisingly not bad for pizza from Wuah Wah. Yeah, Wah Wah has free air for tires, yes, and they have passable pizza for cheap. It was super cheap pizza.
Look around here, a decent pizza is twenty dollars for large and that you know they're always making the larges smaller. But twenty dollars for a decent pizza or fifteen at least for a decent pizza from a pizzaia around here. But the Wah Wah pizza is like, I don't know, I think it's like eight, like six or seven dollars. You probably don't.
I was gonna say twenty dollars or twenty five dollars. It's twelve dollars delivered, so. That means it was eight dollars. But you gotta add the door dash and the tip because he's too lazy to get in his car, the fat slob and go to this place and get the food himself.
And I'm not sponsored by Little Caesar's. I swear to you are not. Okay, we know that, Phil, because you can't get sponsors because you're a loser. Finished this piece of pizza because it's actually good.
It's cheap. He's so excited it's good pizza, and it's super cheap. I'm gonna order this every night so my wife doesn't have to cook. They're living all the promise of hot, fast, budget pizza.
I tell my wife sometimes that I'm like, I'm like, what are you doing tonight, honey? And she says nothing. Why because I'm like Little Caesars? She said, what do you mean?
I said, I'm hot and ready. She doesn't like that joke either. This might be worse than watching a train wreck. Yes, we're into the slop portion of the evening.
We're definitely into the slop portion. Of the I can tell you right now, this pizza right here is better than the one I got twelve years ago. That was the three meat treat, which was three kinds of meat. He remembers a Little Caesar pizza from twelve years ago.
This is just being the one pepperoni with the pizza crust or the pretrol crust. This is much better. Oh, my goodness, gracious wow. The fact that he's so impressed by a Little Caesar's pizza means that this guy knows nothing about food, Like this is really good.
This is not quality food, authentic, This is damn good fast food pizza. He's so very excited, almost beachless. He's so excited about Little Caesars of all things christ to be that good. Holy shit, all right, the.
Word dash plus tip was another eight dollars sip here. My yeah, how lazy you could be that you can't just go to the place and pick it up. Now, call me astro hearing the call of the goal, the pig slapping down on pizza when he has frozen pizzas downstairs and tonight he's avoiding spending time with his wife on her anniversary. Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous, like this is what he's doing.
He's ignoring his wife and chanting down on pizza. That's something else. But thank you, call me Astro and God bless you for your generosity and hearing the call of the goal. Why did I spend the money?
So? Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. He knows he's going to get more pizza too. The Dentsal buy it for him.
Thank you, call me Astro. I big support tonight. Thank you guys. Troit Style Deep Dish pizza.
Now, I don't know what that. Means because you've never had the Troya. They're supposed to put the sauce on top of the cheese, because they didn't do that. See, I've got toppings and cheese and sauce under I don't have sauce on top of the cheese.
So maybe this is just standard deep dish. But I ordered the Detroit Style, so maybe they screwed it up. Yeah, I think they did, because all they have on the menu is Detroit style, but that does not look like Detroit style to me, So the way. It works is Detroit.
Usually the sauce. Pizza is like fourteen dollars in change. But let me explain. We have something called Santo cheese that take up my entire Santu Cheese is square pizza with cheese all the way up to the edge and sauce on top, and Santu cheese is ridiculous good pizza.
That pizza is eighteen dollars for large. The problem is they're large. Is half the size or three quarters of the size of a regular pizza. Large large pizza from most pizzaias.
It's small, but it's thick or crust, so maybe that balances out. I don't know. Santucci is the best Detroit style pizza that I've ever had, or in my area, the best square pizza. Some people call that Sicilian pizza, but generally regular Sicilian pizza has the cheese on top, not the sauce on top.
But whatever, eight you get eight of those, I'm gonna repeat myself. You get that looks like slop though that does not look good. Eight large slices of pizza. The box is huge.
That shows up at your house. He's like, he's so impressed with little pizzas. This is fourteen change delivered. Okay, finger Detroit style pizza would just be on fire all that time.
See if it's all right? I don't know if I'm gonna like this or not. Where do I get that? I don't.
Cheese awesome pizza though, build. Your own where you pick one time and then you get to pick others. But you have to add and I think it was two dollars and fifty cents or something like that for every additional topping. So we chose ham and pineapple.
So it was like, oh, change plus two fifty. So this ended up being pizza, this giant pizza. Okay, let's give it a shot. So it's definitely deep.
It's very instead of phil very thick crust. The ham actually smells pretty smoky, which is interesting. I don't see a lot of sauce on here. I guess we'll find out.
All right, here we go. Ham and pineapple. Gross. Now the paper plates are extra Grandam Waivers.
Cat's eating another six pieces crying downstairs. TJ Felty, are we watching dsp E pizza? Yeah, it's slop night here on True Seekers. Yes, we're down to the slop where it's the end of the week.
Man, come on. Recently, he used her health issues and his excuse to why he didn't want to interact with Quino Casino, but then backtracked and said I was lying to PPP to get out of things. Yeah, because he's a loser. Yo.
And let me tell you something, every time I'm on Keino it is a big benefit to me. So the fact that he didn't want to do something when they asked him to. He is a He is a fucking moron and a lazy slob. I would probably do just about anything they asked me to do within reason, you know, if they asked me to be on their show for whatever.
They asked me to be on their show on election night. I don't do politics. I did it anyway. I had a good time.
He has stroke mouth. Yeah, if he's Italian, why does he have pineapple on his pizza? I don't believe he's really Italian. A real Italian person would not put pineapple on a pizza.
I don't think. I don't know. Very greasy mouth, all right, So. If you like.
Pizza dough more than the toppings, of your pizza. That's the pizza you want to go for. The dough is crisp beyond the edge, has a buttery flavor to it, has a crisp bite when you bite into it, but it's chewy on the inside, very airy. Okay, fast ride, deep dish style pizza.
It's it's you know, Chicago, not really deep dish, you know, really deep. The pizza in Chicago is like a pie, but for this style, you know, the pan style. Oh they don't. Maybe he didn't have to do.
I don't taste sauce whatsoever. I didn't taste a single bit of sauce in any of those bites. The pretzel crust pizza. Some cheese, but not a lot.
I tasted some cheese, Okay. I definitely tasted the saltiness and the smokiness of the ham. And I tasted the tangy but sweet bite of pineapple. However, you know it's not fresh, Like, take a look at the pineapple that you're getting on this thing.
This is a typical canned pineapple. Yeah, they can't find any close enough. For ages. They pop it open.
There's no Little Caesars near me. Yeah, maybe I should open a franchise in this neighborhood. Probably it's pretty incredibly flavorful by any means at all. Okay, really, the highlight of the pizza is the dough.
You taste the dough, and a lot of people crave this kind of pizza. They want they want the dough. My dad likes to be Sicilian pizza, the big, thick crust, square pizza. We used to get it a lot because my dad was a big fat guy, and I think he felt like he was getting more for his money.
I don't know. Quas are blade with one for the goal. Thank you very much for your kindness, generosity and support. God bless you for being generous and supporting.
I'm from Detroit. Detroit style unless it's called Jets pizza or have the pizza sauce on top of cheese, is not Detroit style Jets Pizza. Jets Pizza is way superior. Yeah, it's usually sauce on top, right, I would think gotta be sauce on top.
But thank you for your kindness and educating me. I'm not a pizza kindoiseur, although I do make a mean wood fired pizza at my CA and we have wood fired ovens. Thank you for your kindness. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man.
Thank you, Quasar Blade and I will take a moment to check in with the kick chat see if we have any shout outs to do over there, and we do big support over on kick tonight. Pellaquin has gifted one subscription, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. And dark Side Lord has subscribed, so big support over there tonight. Thank you guys on Kick for your kindness, generosity and support.
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So thank you very much. Happy anniversary, Phil, What a loser. I'll laugh my ass off. Pw are for the wind, Yes, yes, fuck Phil.
P w R is vastly superior. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people, man. Never too powerful for me. The spa the chewy middle.
They like the buttery flavor of pizza dough. That's your pizza. If you actually want to taste the toppings and stuff This was much better. Like et pretzel pizza, better than they square pizza at Caesars.
Here. I'm basically just tasting pizza do and almost know. I guess we don't have a little Caesars Nears. I know we have a Papa John's because my wife gets it for the boys.
So let's finish the piece and then a little more of every. Sometimes it just goes to Chucky Cheese and gets them a Chucky Did you know that you can just go to Chuck E Cheese and order a pizza and carry it out. They'll just give it to you in a box. They love that Chucky Cheese shit.
I don't like it. I won't eat it. Everybody on the edge is the only thing I've ever eaten a Chucky Cheese is the salad bar, which is it's not great, but it's better than. Delicious.
Oh you can eat salad ye Christian buttery pizza. And actually now you can. Who the f wants that? Yeah?
Yeah, who the f wants that? It's gross? Do you see the holes in the dough? P w R needs.
Pre made dough so they don't hand toss. I hate this is mass made in a fact face and bacon in the pan. It's oh man, anything fresh made or hand tossed. Hey, can you read my dead pan?
Is here now? It's a party, finally a show when I'm not at work. Good to see you. Can you read my dead pan?
And yes I can. I'm glad you're not at work. I'm glad you're here enjoying the slop. This is some slop shit here.
I'm serving up the slop on tonight's pig ros. This is it. Let's be honest, right, this is some slop shit right here, and I will check in with the goals. We have two goals tonight.
One of them is to get h bomb to a thousand subscribers. He's fifteen away, go h bomb. Let's go over and subscribe. Pinned in the live chat is h Bomb's channel.
He helps me with stuff. He makes his own DSP content. A good guy deserves it. Fifteen more of you need to go over there.
Come on, let's get him over the hump tonight. Let's go and we are at twenty two of fifty for our goal tonight. Honestly, I'm glad we don't have to do overtime because we've been here for two and a half hours are it feels like three and a half hours. This is more time sludging through this slop.
They use. A doma. Is actually a good appetizer. However, I would recommend that you get the crazy bread combo.
It's just crazy bread with a pizza. Did he just don't think eive and a. Little container to dip. He just dumped it on a paper plate.
What if you get it with a pizza? Loves pizza. Kind of hard. For this and the pizza.
That's crazy. H bomb, A hot dude's wife thinks. So I forgot that bread is so crazy bomb. I talked to my wife about my the heater situation, so we would like to generously take you up on your offer, but you know it's we don't need to worry about the heater situation for a little while.
So uh And she said the same thing, like we'll shake good time by dinner and all that stuff. I have a couple of rooms in my house where the radiators don't work, and I have no idea how to fix that. So it's just one of those things. And of course I get the room with no heat, but of course I would not want my kids in a room with no heat.
You know, So I take this attic room up here with no heat in it, but we have radiators. It's just I guess that the heater is not circulating the heat enough. Stop eating the crazy bread. Look, I can't stop stuffing this bread in my big fat face.
This dude's gonna get diabetes any day now. That's his trial the record. Crazy, you're not paying me to do this. It does sound hot, right?
What's up with the paper plates? A child? Yeah, I've only ever seen him eat off of paper plates. I will wite bhabatizers they used to have in these places that they got rid of.
I've never seen him eat off a real plate. Only paper plates, right, is better than Domino's. They don't use regular plates. The dishwasher broke years ago?
Is that true? Yes? It is true. Dishwasher broke years ago, and he hasn't fixed it yet.
He wants to redo the entire He's waiting to redo the entire kitchen. Just just replace a fucking dishwasher. Bro You're gonna have to do it eventually. Goose Is, I'm sponsored by Caesars.
Like, those are really good. Those are better than this. Yeah, imagine him as a fancy restaurant. This is actually really good.
I like this breadstick a lot. You're denser paying for this slop? Is he at least getting the high quality paper plates now they look like cheap paper plates. Four out of five four out of five and a quarter Italians recommend Little Caesars.
Yeah, I doubt that. I think most Italians would never eat this slop. He's been pulling too many hogans. He needs the cheap pizza.
Tell you wise if you get it. I'm bored with the pizza. It's actually delicious and worth the money. Bought rgb's and two PCs.
Fucking dishwasher, the pretzel crust pizza. Fuck, fuck a dishwasher. I'm buying two PCs and some RGB lights and some pulling some hogans for what he spends on paper plates. He could have replaced that dishwasher by now.
Who puts takeout fast food on paper plates? I don't know. When I was single, I would just eat the pizza right out of the box. I wouldn't even put it on a plate that's dishes.
Yeah, I didn't have a dish We didn't do you believe this. I got through my entire adult life and my my father was so cheap and we were kind of poor, so I my mom never had a dishwasher growing up. That was and it's sad. That was like a dream of my mom to get a dishwasher someday, and my dad just never made it happen for I just didn't have the extra money, or didn't have the space in the kitchen or whatever.
My mom was also wacky. We lived in the city and most people put the washer and dryer in the basement, but my mom was like, I don't want to go up and down two flights of stairs because the kids hampers are upstairs in the bathroom hamper and our hamper. I wanted the washroom dryer in the kitchen, and my dad was like, really, are you kidding me? But we put we had a washer and dryer in our kitchen, so there was really no room for the dishwasher.
But me and my wife are first home when we got married. It was a really tiny kitchen. There was really no room for a dishwasher, so we just washed them in the sink. It wasn't until we got to this house that we're in now that it came with a dishwasher and I felt so bad because my wife, when we looked at this house, was so happy, like, oh, thank god, I'm finally gonna have a dishwasher.
I've never had a dishwasher, I said me, neither. This is awesome. Yeah. So then we move in, and wouldn't you know, when we moved in, almost everything in the house worked fine.
The dishwasher didn't work, and we didn't know it till after we moved in and made settlement, But I got I got a new one for her because I felt so bad. All she wanted out of the new house. I mean, she had some other things like good school districts in mind, but all she really wanted was a dishwasher. And the one fucking thing in the house that didn't work was the dishwasher.
The washer, dryer worked, the heater worked. More or less, everything worked except the dishwasher. So I got it replaced as soon as soon as we could, right after we moved in. It's good stuffing his piggy face, well dollars for this whole pizza and the crazy brad.
H Bob says fourteen to go. He needs fourteen more subscribers to be monetized. If not now, you're gonna hit it in the next couple of days. H bomb.
Congratulations, But the crush doesn't taste like like a pizza. I can't fish, my fix, my dishwasher or toilet because my wife is downstairs crying because I can't get Hogan pulls before her shift at best cos. Yeah, salty. That's another thing I don't understand.
If he makes over one hundred thousand dollars a year, why is he making his wife work a shitty part time job eight hours a week at best Buy or wherever she works. If you made one hundred thousand dollars a year, do you really need that like seventy five hour pay check that she's gonna get every week to make her do that? The least he could do for a goal or Little Caesars is make a pizza ball or something. Yeah.
Phil's only tool is a crappy multi tool he's got in a toolbox something else. Dude. Yeah, So in his house right now, he has a dishwasher that doesn't work, and he has one toilet in his house doesn't work. And uh, that's wacky.
I mean, I don't know I have a toilet that you got to jiggle the handle, and I'm replacing that soon because I put one of those repair kits in and it's still screw it up. But I mean it works, but it needs to be replaced. I'm doing that in the next couple of weeks. That's all.
That's really a problem in my house. I don't know. You know, some people are so helpless that when something breaks, they just leave it be broken, Like, all right, we're just not gonna have a dishwasher for years. We're gonna have this broken toilet for years.
And by the way, I have a feeling that I know why the toilet and fill's house stop working. Don't do it, Bill, Please stop your not doing this. You know I can't. I can't up at.
At least. It looks disgusting type for a plumber, my trash toilet. Now the other thing we have to fight a plumber now the next week's show, the plumber show. Well, that's something else.
I wonder why his toilet doesn't work. He's dumping grease and the toilet like a fucking Neanderthal. Mm hmm. I think she just went out of the house away from him.
Well, he ignores her for hours and hours and hours and hours A day's not beating it. So yeah, maybe she just needs to get out of the house. Wow, that's something else. Would buy a big round steak for her and my two brothers.
I was in my thirties before I realized I could afford good steaks. Trauma. He needs that money, he really really does for his bills. Who's the dude that eats subs?
H Bob? We're about to eat an unhealthy salty meal. Oh, here's how we'll do it. H bomb needs the subs, and I have I have been playing some of H Bomb's videos here, so we wanted to help him out to get to the subs.
He needs like fourteen more to get monetized. So here I'll give you a little sample of some of H Bomb's work. Shure days. On day on day, I'm gay what totally gay?
Suff of Phil? And here's a little longer one. Oh no, no, that's not it. Oh I already played.
I've already played some of his stuff, and I don't have another one really to play, at least I don't think I do. No, I don't have another one really geared up to play. We'll go over to his channel though he has a new one. This pizza thing is getting lame.
We'll do a few more minutes of this and then I'll show you one of h Bomb's videos. Maybe you guys will all go over to subscribe. He only needs fourteen more to get monetized. Let's go in the first bike.
Let's go. You may be like oh, but then all of a sudden you're like oh, and you take your second bite like oh, and then they're not good. But once you start eating one or two, you can't stop yourself. You're like, oh, did he just say the fries of McDonald's are good?
That's how I feel with this. I know it's not good for me. You know it's ungodly, greasy and disgusting, but. I'm stuffing it down my throat anyway.
My taste buds start to pop, and then I'm like it's good. It's not good. And unlike most of the DSP tries it's I've done in the last several months, this is not expensive food, so you know it's bad for you, but you're also not ripping yourself off. Okay, okay, oh no wait, I could play that one again.
I played this at the start of the show, but somebody asked, uh, what's going on and who's the guy that needs subs This is h bomb, who has been generously letting me use some of his content from his channel and also helping me make David Wilcock, who's gay, even gayer, which is I'm here for it. So this is what he did to the clip of Phil crying, and he made it so much better. Let's check it out and then pinned in the live chat on you tube. Pinned right at the top is the link to his channel.
Go over and subscribe. My wife is an angel. My wife is my saving grace. My wife is the reason why I'm so happy.
Yeah, does not, of course, it's being emotional. But did you see how angry I watched before I met cap? You saw how angry I was, right, mum. Hum yeah, suffer piggy Yeah h.
H h. I am that is the reason why I'm not angry anymore. I'm happy. Yeah, he looks real happy.
So go on over subscribe to h bomb and help him get monetized so he keeps making funny dsp stuff. Back to the pig slop. Back to the pig slop. We're back to the slop, the pig eating from his trow.
I like both the Crazy brand and the Pretzel Cross pizza. He didn't like this the Detroit style. I guess, yeah, I do. If you make one hundred dollars one hundred thousand a year, you could probably take more time off and not beg like a crackhead.
Yeah, you would think bean casserole honestly, fifteen hundred bucks for twelve dollars, You're right. I'm full. I'm not even gonna eat anymore because I just ate three Crazy bread sticks and two pieces of pizza, and one of. Them trash in the garbage.
This actually and I don't like it. Oh man, It's still not bad, but the fact that I can't really taste the toppings, I don't taste any sauce, and the cheese barely. It's just the dough that I'm tasting. The dough is still good, and man, do I love that crispy edge on the dough.
But it gets an employee discount a best buy? Yeah, why wouldn't you get to the leastchsch washer for his wife? Little Caesar is crazy. Because he doesn't do dishes.
She does care. Three point five. I like the part where Phil was gay. Yeah.
Subscribed by itself dollars, that's way too expensive. But if you're combo and get with pizza and you're getting a whole pizza plus that for twelve dollars, that's outstanding value. Outstanding value. I'm gonna give it a three point five out of five, but I actually read.
Imagine how much I agree he'd be. If I'm gonna give a three point seventy five out of five. Why the flavor is good, Yes, it's yeah. He wastes one opportunity, one big opportunity here, and it's it's cheap.
Pig roast is greater than pig trail. It's what you want. Real tears? Yeah, yeah, those were real tears.
Does the pretzel crust actually taste like a pretzel? Women are really turned on by men who cry like. Just nonetheless, it's eat now the Detroit style, which is Detroit style deep dish pizza. I don't know why it says Detroit style, the Detroit style Hawaiian the most expensive thing that we got.
Her money got. Eight slices of this huge slices of pizza. The box is ginormous, like. This, like a huge, genormous box.
Yes, the dough is amazing, the edge pieces are the best, but can't taste the toppings. Little sauce cheese is almost flavorless. Kind of a disappointment. I'm gonna give the Hawaiian deep dish pizza at Pizza Hut a two point two five out of five.
I'm actually rate this, and I got there twelve years ago. I would eat the three meat treat that they used to this because I just don't see value oh eating a whole pizza. We use real plates for most of everything. Once in a great while, we use paper plates.
I use at the cabin because. Get the pretzel crussed or standard, because they have those. They also have big ones, like. I use paper plates at the cabin when I'm there myself because we have to truck our water in so just you know, just to cut down on the amount of water that I need.
Hank thirteen away from a thousand subs trying to get there. Yeah, come on, guys, if we're not if I'm not going to hit my money goal, at least, let's hit the h bomb goal thirteen more subscribers, and let's check in with the kick chat. Make sure we have nothing else to call out. Uh, let's see here, No we've called all the kick chats out, We've read every super chat.
I will check in with to buy me a coffee. Make sure I don't have any to call out over there. Okay, A non bought me a beer and says, you have no idea? How bizarre this reality is.
The kill Stream in Another Life was an amazing show that drew quality creators and produced top notch lols. Most of the lingos still used today can all be traced back to Ralph, the Boulder Stream, the sector. Do you understand and if I had to guess, it was probably, And if I had to guess, it was probably you, et cetera. I hate this reality where a cukeed Ralph gave into his demons and demolished his entire legacy.
Well, thank you for buying me a beer. And you know it happens you guys, Listen, Being a content creator is not all shits and giggles. It's very difficult, and some guys get burned out. They turned to drugs, they turned to alcohol, they turn to you know, unhealthy habits.
You know. I so I have some sympathy for Ethan Ralph. Maybe he just burned himself out, because right now he's struggling to get one hundred dollars a stream like, he's not doing well. So if he was once very good, and you know, there's always I believe there's a road to redemption for all men, including Ethan Ralph.
Maybe maybe he'll straighten himself out and get back to being a good content creator. But right now he makes shit, he makes slop. It's not good, you know. But child of God, God bless him, you know, hopefully he'll straighten himself out and do better.
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It really does help you sort of smash that like button on your way out. I think we're gonna wrap things up here. We did not hit our goal, but we got more than halfway there. Right, there's four minutes left on the goal and we're no, we're at twenty two or fifty, so we're not going to hit the goal tonight.
But I'm not film. I'm not gonna twist your arm or bitch about it. I'm happy for any support we get. Maybe I said it too high, and I'll start setting it lower.
I don't want to be like Phil and try to milk the cop to death. You know you don't milk the cow to death. Phil. We'll finish out this video and then we'll wrap things up.
Meats and stuff like that. I didn't want to go too crazy. I wouldn't get to Detroit, all right. So, ladies and gentlemen, Little Caesar's Pizza crazy bread, good and great value, Pretzel crossed good and great value.
This is such a scam too, because he made his dents give him fifteen hundred dollars, hit ten goals, so he takes fifteen hundred dollars. He spends what twenty thirty dollars on shitty Little Caesar's pizza and that's their reward, and he pockets all the rest of the money and he spends it on a child's video game because he's a fucking moron. Do good with that money? Much?
Probably a skip for me. Thanks for watching dsp tries it everyone, while we're to throwback twelve years later, devour and I hope to see you soon for another fun episode. Peace out everyone, This. Was a fun episode.
He's saying, I hope to see you soon for another fun episode. Listen, Phil, watching you stuff your face with shitty pizza that you got a little Caesar's after you collect at fifteen hundred dollars is not a fun show. Thanks so much for your support. It's a liser show.
Could you imagine being so dented and poor and such a loser that you get some kind of thrill out of watching Phill each shitty little Caesar's pizza? All right? Fraud himself? That's no lie.
That's one of the more pleasing episodes that I've done. That was more pleasing than talk. To too met your mic. If you're going to belch like a fucking pig, i'me he's snorting and belching through this.
Pleasing in the last several What fucking I'm sure it was that good for the price. Like usually when I order this, okay, I'm ordering for me, and I'm also ordering for my wife. And usually when I ordered DSP tries it. I'm not even kidding, it ends up being like sixty seventy dollars after tax and fees.
This was under fifty. It was like forty something and change. And we just got all this food. It's the cheaper one, and it tastes good.
It tastes good. He loves this little Caesar. Slid, so go figure. All right, it's break time everyone.
Yeah, I got man. I got to drip, drip from a fossor. I got the drip. This is good stuff.
I got to drip like a face that's dripping. I can't make it stop. What do you want me to do? Have a mute button.
Every second, I'm topping the mute button just in case I'm gonna have to clear like, this. Is what I mean. It's dum't kids, is what it is. It's dun't kids.
This bitch bitch slapped him. Get them all right, friends, all right, friends, we made it. We made it through. We made it through another fucking pig.
God, that was brutal. This was brutal. This was literally brutal. Haha.
It's so brutal that my animations quit on me. They were like, fuck this guy, We're not animating anymore. There we go, we'll get it back. So I'll take some comments and questions from the live chat.
I've got a little more time to share with you before we bounce on out of here. Put those in all capital letters. Can you read my dead pain? Imagine a pizza party where you pay for the boss's pizza, get none of it, then have to praise your boss for eating a pizza or be banned from the premises.
That's d SB tries it. You're right, it is cool, aid girl, don't play ha tell everyone they're racists. Yeah, if yous are all racists because I didn't hit my goal for tonight, it must be because you guys are racist. Yeah, Oh it's something else.
Idiot, door dash that so he paid like twenty five bucks in delivery fees? How lazy could you be? Especially when yo imagine if he just cut back on some things, wouldn't that mean he could beg less? Like, look, I'm not going to do door dash anymore because and look, maybe I'm I don't know.
I think I have a weird perspective because my wife spreadsheets things like my wife could tell you how much I spent on beer last year. Absolutely she can. So if we were door dashing all the time, she would add that up and then she would say, like, look, we spent you know, I can imagine over the course of a year, he probably spends a couple thousand dollars just on door dash. Right, you should yell at your troll.
You should yell at your listeners and call them scumbags for not meeting your goal. Steven, I hear that works well, No, it works on We don't have a bunch of whale dents in here. So have you seen dsp Familia? Yeah, we played it on the other stream.
H Bomb's got ten more to go? Come on, friends, can we get ten more subscribers for h bombs so we can end the night on a positive note. Don't we want to end the night on a positive note. I'm gonna go over to the Kickchat and I'm gonna put in the kickchat h Bomb's H Bomb's channel.
I'm just gonna put subscribe to h bomb here. And you know, you guys, if you're holding out, you really want, don't hold out. You know, we've only got a few minutes left to the show. So if you want to drop a hundred sub bomb over on kick And what's the deal with the badges?
He's always trying to sell the badge is? I don't know how to give out the badges, but anybody that drops any kick subs over there, I'll figure it out and give you the badges, right get you'll get the whatever bag. I don't know. I don't know any I just know that Phil's always trying to sell the badges, right, He's always trying to sell the badges, and I don't know how that works, but I'll figure it out.
So any more kick subs will get you some badges and I'll put it in the live chat as well. Subscribe subscribe to h bomb here, all right? And you know what I said, he's got another video. I'll pump him one more time, try to get him ten more subs pinned into YouTube live chat.
In the kickchat and in the YouTube live chat is the link to h Bomb's channel. Sometimes it's not about my goal or financial considerations. He only needs ten more subscribers and he could be monetized. We've got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people watching us.
I think three hundred aggregate. So if only ten of you who haven't subscribed over there, Yeah, why would you do? Or dash pizza they literally deliver. Well, he may have gotten it just delivered through Little Caesars.
We don't know. Yeah, we need. I need to shame you guys for not hitting the goal. No, not going to do it, not going to do it, but I will shame you.
I'm gonna try to pump him up again. H Bob has a dream. He has a dream of getting some YouTube money and doing some things, changing some things in his life. Do you know that just a few hundred dollars a month extra in your wallet can really change things for you?
Maybe he could take his wife out to dinner and thank her for understanding that he spends hours and hours editing shit in front of his computer, ignoring his wife, just like Phil does. No, he doesn't do that. Or you know, a couple hundred bucks. If YouTube money could really change things for him, maybe we'll get him to start doing live streams and soaking up those sweet sweet super chats and superstickers.
If he gets monetized, then he does a live stream, I will be the first. I will be the first, my friends, Oh shit, six more, he only needs six more. Oh, we're gonna get it. We're gonna get him over the We're gonna get him over the edge tonight.
We got to we gotta get him out. He only needs six more of you to go over there and subscribe if you haven't already pinned in the live chat. In the live in the kick chat is the uh is his YouTube channel, and you could go over there. With a couple of mouse clicks.
You can change things for him, You really can. UH. So we're gonna do one last pump trying to get him that last five or six subscribers. We'll do one last pump to try to get him over the edge.
I'm gonna go over to his channel right now. One second, let's get over to his channel so we could watch it. I'm gonna watch it live here all right. It says nine to ninety.
Now let me refresh. Oh one thousand subscribers, Yes, yes, yes, I'll share my screen. He got there. We got him there, friends, We got h Bomb monetized.
Now he's gonna need a little bit of a buffer because if YouTube sends him the paperwork and then he fills out the paperwork and sends it in and in the meantime he drops below one thousand, they might not let him be monetized. So let's get him a little bit of a buffer. Yes, H Bomb, I did not hit my fund. I have listen.
I sacrificed my finances tonight and said the hell with my goal. My goal is not important. What's more important is helping my fellow human h Bomb get over the edge and get to the thousand subscribers. And he did it.
H Bomb did it. We got over. He's gotten to a thousand subscribers, my friends, So congratulations to h Bomb. Gotta do it.
Come on, TJ Felony if you subbed, write it in the live chat. If you sub tonight, I will thank you. Big Rando says, subscribe, guys. Let's get him a little buffer.
Let's get him a little buffer. H Bomb says, I know I owe you, Big Steve. No, I did it. I have sacrificed my finances for you, H Bomb.
I said the hell with money to night. Let's have a more altruistic more important goal, and that goal is to help h Bomb help your fellow man. I truly do believe in karma. If you help people, they're gonna be willing to help you back.
Neil three p fifty two subscribed and thank you for doing that. And Fit a cheet subscribed and thank you. For doing that. Yeah, big ups h Bomb, welcome to the world of monetization.
Thank you all for helping. And if you subscribe to his channel on a previous show where I was begging for it, then I thank you as well. To be honest, on the last pig Roast, I went to sub and found out that I was already subs well. Still, thank you for subscribing.
Everybody that has already subscribed to him has helped him get over the edge. So Neil three five to two, congrats and big ups h Bomb. Yeah, and now I can stop pumping his and you know what else, Fuck fuck h Bomb. I've been I got a channel to monetize, I got a channel I need monetized, but I have foregone my own goals to help H Bomb.
I have the truth Seekers Clips channel. We need like five hundred subscribers over there to get monetized. Pppiece said never sacrifice your finances. Oh I did it tonight.
I put my own selfish financial needs aside and said, fuck my goal. I'm going to spend half my time begging for money and support and the other half of my time begging for subscribers for another YouTuber that works hard and deserves it. Steve, I'll get you something and have a celebratory drink. Well, I got my son home all day tomorrow, so not I have four whole beers.
That's where the beer supply has dwindled here. I have four beers, but I'm kind of glad for that, because you know, sometimes you'd say I'll only have a few and then end up having ten. So so I can only have four and it's almost you know, I'm not going to go to the bar at one o'clock in the morning, so it's past midnight here. I'm gonna drink my I always feel a little sad only drinking a few beers, though I like to drink to completion.
But I got shit to do tomorrow, so you know, can't you read my deadpan h bomb? He says, I was already subbed, so I unsubbed and re subbed story of my life, says the Vaping Pig. Yeah, well, I'm really glad. Congratulations, h bomb.
You deserve it. He listen for those who don't know, I saw the gay side field stuff he was making, and I was like, God, damn, I would love to do that to David Wilcock. And I told him that, and he was like, I'll do send me the clips, I'll do it for you. So he really did help make my pig roast better and my David Wilcox shows better.
So yeah, sometime soon, sure, maybe you could come on the show and we'll have a drink and celebrate, and I hope listen, don't stop giving me the clips. Bitch. Now he's my bitch. Remember when I got you monetized?
Bitch? Uh, why don't you get Steve to the goal? That's funny, h bob. Why don't you get Steve to the gold bitch?
It's like you don't even want to Don't do that, h Bob, don't I will. I will feel bad and want to give it back to you. Uh No, I'm glad. So tonight we didn't hit our financial goal, but we hit our other goal, and uh, you know, maybe he'll get some extra money and then he can super chat me, right, you can.
We'll redistribute his YouTube earnings to me. I think that's good, right, h Bomb for third chair on Pigross, Well, it would be second chair, wouldn't it, because we don't even have a second chair, right, I don't know McGirk, What the fuck man, Hank McGirk for those and don't know. He's been coming in my live chat for like three four years now, and he's just I don't think he's even watching. I think he mutes the show and he just talks about nonsense like I don't know what he's doing.
Right, Yeah, you'll always make clips for me, You're goddamn right you will. Oh it's always third chair, is that really? I think it would be second chair if we don't have a second host, right, Grill up some baby backs to celebrate. You know.
I was gonna get some ribs to make it the cabin, but I decided against it because I got too much shit to do at the cabin this weekend, and they take forever. I cook my ribs for five hours. You know. It is what it is, though, Yeah, so listen, we've more than done our due diligence.
We're at over three hours. I'm gonna be going to the cabin tomorrow night. But we've got the truth Seekers Best of collections all weekend long and these deep dives, like I said, and the YouTube checks have been really crazy, and I know, listen, I know there's peaks and valleys, and like when p came on, that was crazy. It was like thousands of dollars for one show and a few other The interview was like huge money.
And I know there's peaks and valleys, right, So we're going back to the valley, but I wanted to to grab one more peak check out of YouTube. So I have to keep my foot on the gas and really try to keep that hamster wheel on YouTube going for just I don't know till the twenty first, I guess. So that's not too much longer I've got to do. Next week, we'll be doing four shows again, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Hopefully the dark Side, Phil's you know host will show up on Thursday so we can snipe his stream. Oh I forgot, we can check back to Let's check back in with Phil before we go. We'll check back then. He's not playing a game, he's just talking.
He hasn't he hasn't played a game. He's so lazy he doesn't even want to put it. So he clickbait at this said he was going to play that game, and now he's not playing the game. And now it's an empty chair.
Why is it an empty chair? Oh? He got his goal? Really?
Oh? Come on? Oh that guy again, he's faking. He's faking hitting goals Lance Catamaran.
People have said his Phil on an alt account because every time he's very he's close to a goal but can't hit it. Along comes that guy and suddenly he hits the goal. Show the kickscreen showing the subs. Man.
This guy made more money than me tonight. Motherfucker. Fuck Phil. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I wasn't. I didn't know I wasn't sharing it all right? Uh yeah, but I don't. I don't ever fake subs he does.
I don't fake subs. I don't fake donations. I don't think So, ladies and gentlemen, we have done it. We have hit two hundred dollars raised tonight, which means it is time to unpack the second pack and there is a guaranteed chase card in here.
Wow, man, it really is like watching paint dry. Well. That makes me feel a little better. He's got low viewers, he's got way, he got like less than us anyway, But we've been at it for three hours, so people drop off.
What are you gonna do? My god? Sure, yes, let's get that autograph card tonight. What a loser.
He's so excited about children's wrestling cards. I feel a signature in one of these packs. Oh, I can I can't do anymore. I can't listen to any more of this clown.
Yeah. My tax accountant is my wife, well technically not. We have a tax accountant, but my wife is also an accountant, so I get at both ends. First I got to give her everything and then she organizes it all.
But I gotta say she does a great job. She puts it all on these spreadsheets, you know, income expenses, and it's very professional. And then she gives it to the accountant who I don't know. Seems like last year he had a lot of questions for me, so he had to call me and clarify things.
So I got two accountants up my asshole during tax time. But we're through my wife park portion now. It went to the accountant, but I haven't heard from him yet. I'm sure I will.
H Bomb says seriously, thank you everyone. I can't thanks Steve enough. And I'll make a post on my channel later after my business meetings tomorrow. Yeah, and just so everybody knows, I really do try to help people, h Bomb is now got to be the tenth, ninth, or tenth person that I have done that for.
There's nine or ten, there's eight or nine other people, probably not you. I think you're the ninth. I think I have helped eight other people get over you know, get a few hundred more to get to the monetization. And because I remember it took me a year over a year, little over a year to get monetized, and I would doing four or five shows a week.
I was grinding my ass off. I couldn't get to the thousand and so I remember how difficult those last couple hundred were to get monetized. And if I could take that burden off of somebody and help them get over the edge, I do it eight or nine, maybe ten times now. Mostly other UFO show people that some of them aren't around anymore.
They like checked out, you know, not of life just stop doing their show or whatever. H Bomb is the MVP of the pig Roast. Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, Hank McGirk for second chair.
Our punishment for not hitting that goal. Well, sometimes there's just not much money in the crowd and you can't. You know. It's why I'm so fascinated with Phil because he literally bitches and cries and complains and twists arms, and you know, I love when he's like, this is the least supported stream of the entire year, you know, Like, dude, it's called average.
You know, things average out. I know you will, h Bomb, I know you will continue to help me, And many of those people continue to help me, and I'm still friendly with the many, most of them that I helped over the line. There was one that's a prick that shall not be named. I did, I don't know.
I got to monetized and then they decided they were a big star. I don't talk to that person anymore. But by and large, all the people I've helped up are still friendly with me and still recognize me for helping them when they needed it and would help me if I needed it. You know, That's what it's about.
Sometimes. So I've done my humanitarian effort for tonight, right, but next time I better hit the fucking goal. Pay pigs come on a All right, so we have done our due diligence. Yeah, I agree.
Terry is gaming says he's being propped up by socks like crazy. Now, almost all his top donors on kick have little, if any chat history, so they're probably fake. They're probably fake Terry is gaming. Imagine if he's putting that on a credit card just so that he doesn't look felt it by the casino, right, Like he's just trying to save face.
So he's dumping donations on a credit card to make himself look good. He's gonna have to He's gonna have to pay the piper eventually. Yeah, I agree. So we have done our due diligence.
Up, do one final check over on kick to make sure that we don't have anything else to call out on Kick. We've called out all the YouTube We've called out the PayPal to buy me a coffee, and thank you all for the support. It was still a great night. Let me creator dashboard.
Let me just make sure for those on a where we read everybody that supports. So nope, we're good. We've read everything that we need to read. I am free to bounce on out of here.
This weekend, I'm going to the cabin. I'll be working on the porch project. I've been trying to finish that porch for two years now. This close.
It's like everything in my life, you know, it's like ha, It's like everything in my life takes so much longer than you think. And I got to begin building that other cab once I finish this porch at the cabin for those on a where I built one cabin already and I'm finishing up the covered porch. Once i finish that covered porch, then I'm gonna pivot over to the other property that I bought that's about three miles away up the mountain into the woods. It's completely isolated.
I'm building a little cabin there as well, a backwoods cabin. I can't wait to get to that. So yeah, I'm going to bounce on out of here. We want to thank you kind and generous benefactors.
You Patreon supporters, you YouTube channel member you Kick subscribers. We want to thank you people gifting YouTube membership or gifting Kick subscriptions. We want to thank you people sending Superchat, superstickers, super thanks. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit the thanks button throw a couple bucks in our hat, And I thank every single person, and we thank you PayPal pledgers as well, and people buying me a coffee, instructions for how to support the show or in the description of the video or podcast.
We thank all of you. So yeah, that's all I got for you, friends. I will be back live Monday night and I will be reading all the super chats, so please don't be shy. I know when you send a super chat you want you want the host to acknowledge you and read the superchat.
I will read every super chat from this entire weekend. On Monday night's live show seven pm Eastern, we'll start. I will be at the cabin working, but checking in with the live chat as I can, So if I see a super chat from you, you'll probably get a text message from me being in the live chat thanking you. Don't be shy.
My money has to multiply. Hah so, and hey, big congratulations to h bomb. He deserves it. This guy's been working his ass off making these dark side Phiel funny content for a long time, has never made any money.
Now he gets to join the club. So welcome to the club. H bomb, big ups, congratulations and yeah, I'm glad that we were able to hit that goal tonight. And yeah.
So I'll be back Monday night, seven pm Eastern time. No place I would rather be. In the meantime, I'll be at the cabin, hopefully finishing this stupid porch because it's got to get off my to do list. So that's all I got for you friends, until next time, my name is Stephen.
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