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I'm caught up on law and on dark Side Phil Law. There's a deep there's four hour deep dives into these people on YouTube, and you know, I know all about dark Side Phil and his fundraising scams. My favorite Steve tell us your favorite your favorite. State income tax and then asked for more money to pay the income tax money.
Steve tell us your favorite Phil scam? Which one is your favorite? My favorite was when he did a fundraiser to get the state taxes. That he owed and then he got that and then he went back to the audience.
He was like, I got a problem because now my income went up and now I need more money. To pay him. He's a bomb. No, I think I can pay for him, though, because if that guy was such an early adopter into streaming for games and he was getting millions of views, and now look at his views, it's it's.
Say no, but wait, but you know understands Steve. He's a survivor though. You gotta give him credit. He's likes and now I'm streaming with PPP for one thousand views and twenty seven dollars in donuts.
You know, like he's a survivor. He's a survivor. So back in the day on twitch like, it turned out like the average person on Twitch got about twenty six cents or fifty cents a viewer. Right Darkside film makes like fifty eight dollars per viewer.
And it's just like he. They call it pignosis Steve, So they call. Him the viewer does to have a good night. They call him the pig roach, and he operates what's called pignosis where he tells everybody how poor he is.
He's on the verge of homelessness. Take his house, they're gonna take his car. My favorite Steve was that he was gonna be forced to eat lunch meat sandwiches. He's like, what do you guys?
Do you guys expect me to eat lunch meat sand what? What do you mean? So you don't know this one? Yeah?
One of Phil. One of Phil's complaints was that he needed more donos because otherwise he'd be so poor that he would have to resort to eating lunch meat sandwiches and that just won't fucking do. So Phil needed that money. Now, now, Steve, have you heard of where all the money goes?
Because Phil akes like two hundred thousand dollars a year. Every spend tens of thousands of dollars on a wrestling mobile game. That's right, yes, yes. And somebody caught him and then he said he sold the account that somebody else.
I was to get him. I was trying to get him to ask to it again today. So on the Wrestling Show, we now have a segment called Grill Phil where every week I grill Phil about his various scams and lies. And this week on Grill Phil, we grilled Phil about his WWE Champions lies, where yes, he admits that the account was him, and yes, he admits that he spent tens of thousands of dollars on.
Then he sold the account, so he doesn't have any access to it. Anymore, except it's against the terms of SURF to sell the account, and with the amount of people that would be reporting him because of all of his detractors and haters or trolls or what happened. Yes, and also it wasn't listed anywhere or on any of the sites that do sell these accounts, you know. And he's like, well that that it changes.
I sold it privately. A big of a world of doom side bail. He needed your money. To get back.
Awell Dom sad Bill. He needs your money to the b. Come along and watch him play. He's got some goals and you must pay.
Soon in watch him beg and cry his bills are due. He just may die. The despicable world of Don side Field. He is your money to get by.
The despeakable world. Of Dom Sidfield. He needs your money to get. By world.
Of Tom Sidfield. He needs your money to survive. Watches beggon streams all day. He sucks sad games, but makes.
You pay day off tomorrow. And door dash. Send them some tips. He needs your cast got to speak up a world.
Of doc sidevil. He needs your money to get ye go to speak up a world of doc side fil. He needs your money to survive. Welcome friends, I am Phil Burnell, and you are watching the lettling Up podcast, and tonight we're gonna have some positive, meaningful content for you, with some begging on the side.
I am the King, and these distractors are getting on my nerves cheap. Among them this Steve Cambian guy who felt at me in that fucking interview and has been felt to me ever since. But I went, I got on the plane, I went to his house and I beat the shit out of him. I got him tied up in the closet, I took over his studio.
I even took his glasses hang like that bitch, and tonight I am gonna be destroying all of the detractors live right on air. Now. We've welcomed many of the detractors, but none of them are here yet because they're bitches and I am the king. I am the king Snake.
You know, you all may know that I snake the Tino casino right. You know, I also try to fuck Andy Warski, but that's a story for another time. I just I could not I could not resist his manly manliness. I wanted to get my hands on his cheeks and not the one on his face, you know what I mean.
I wanted to anyway, I snaked those Keno casino boys, and I had this long plan where I was gonna ingratiate myself and then get a big boost from their audience and then beg their audience for money. And it worked, and I got thousands of dollars from those keynot boys until I had to fire that PPP because he called my wife fat He called my wife fat cat and I couldn't have my co host calling my wife fat cat tonight. We're gonna only have positive meaningful content, right, positive meaningful content tonight. I don't know how he wears those glasses.
We will take a moment to welcome in the live chat, and I will be reading all of the super chats, and I'm keeping the money because Steve Cambian I needed more than him. Okay, I have bills. I need that money. I really really I need that money to pay my bills, to pay my taxes, to do door Dash.
So my fat wife ain't got cook no more. Right, she don't like cooking as fat as she is. You think she'd be a good cook and be cooking all the time. Nope, nope.
She prefers the door Dash. So you morons better give me some money so I could send it to my wife for door Dash. She's gonna need about six dinners by the time we're done with this show. Real American has gifted one True Seekers membership.
That's why he's gotta subscribe, because then you could win one like Archduke Instinct was gifted a membership by Real American. Yeah, and uh, I know I'm supposed to he's got these begging bumpers of me. Listen to this. Why do I spend the money?
So, why do I spend all that money because I'm gonna get more? Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money. You have to worry about it.
Yeah, I agree with that. I'm gonna I'm always gonna get more money from you morons on the end, I mean you big supporters on the internet, right, and don't worry about your disability check and don't worry about your rent being due or gas or whatever. Yes, and CSK is here with five and one for the goal and says I did nothing wrong. I did everything right.
Yeah, I've been playing this game and people are making fun of me for playing it wrong. I didn't play it wrong. I did everything right. I did nothing wrong, nothing wrong.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, absolutely, thank you CSK for the look at this. Robert P. Has gifted ten two seekers.
Wait a minute, where's the dark Side film memberships? You son of a bitch? What something's not working? I try to read.
I should have did this from my own stream yard. Fuck is hey? Robert P. Send that money to me, not Steve Cambying.
But look at Midnight Perdue got a free membership, and right Man Mod got a free membership from Robert P. And Leo and Zigga Rats and Self Looking ice Cream Cone Taylor Taylor and Pete Robo and William Snook and what is that? Dion Barstow was also gifted a free membership, all from the kindness, generosity and support of Robert P. You must be one of Steven Cambian's wales.
Come to see my show. Fuck Steve Cambian. You don't need to give him no money. You should come over to my show.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, Yeah, dollar signs are too powerful. Robert P. You should send your powerful dollar signs over to me.
Dude, Like I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane. Ah yeah, I'm gonna make someone. I'm stealing this money. I got his he's got his bank account information on this computer.
I'm just gonna take it all. I will take it all. So listen, before we begin, I want to recognize the kick Live chatters, and I gotta give you the Beglar Beggar sample tack Okay, before we start the show, I'm gonna hold it hostage you bitches. I'm not starting to show until we get one PayPal donation, until we get one buy me a coffee, till we get one Kick subscriber, one YouTube membership, one gifted sub on Kick, and one.
We already got eleven gifted memberships, but I'm resetting it. Were you you sent those memberships before the super Beggar Sampler pack, and we got to redo the goal. Okay, cholichol Troll is here with five and says thank you, Robert P. Big ups, toy trot Let's see eat some Arbi's and keep the Horsey sauce out of your beard.
Yeah the other yeah it get it gets in there. You know it's scratchy too. You know my wife doesn't like it. She doesn't like it.
But thank you Toli Trotte for your kindness, generosity and support. Cash money, bitches, cash money, that's right tonight. We're after cash money. So let me do that Beggar sampler again.
Okay, we gotta get one true Seekers membership and a new one. We're resetting. We gotta get a gifted true Seekers membership. We gotta get a sub over on kick and a gifted sub over on Kick, and we should have some guests here tonight for me to yell at.
I mean to destroy. I'm destroying these detractors. Did you know there's this guy Duty streams. His whole life, His whole life is thanks to me.
He wouldn't even have a channel if it was fuck Duty Street Judy who calls themselves duty? Do you know what duty is? It's shit, That's what I think. Yeah, we'll take a moment to welcome in the kick Live chat.
We've got f f uh. I could never see this. Let me make it bigger. We make it bigger.
There we go, all right, we have f F nine thousand is in the kick chat. Need for sneed Detective Cat is over there, you know, let me see doom w r Reeal is over there, and let's lee I Leveler gifted one sub to the community for our super Beggar sampler. He gifted a sub to not a Glowy. Let me go over and check it.
Make sure we don't. We've got heavy cav five five five five is in the kick Live chat. Eye Levelers in there. He just got a free Hey, don't be a leech eye leveler, you just got gifted sub That means you got to pay it forward and buy ten subs.
Let's get some subs, motherfuckers. I need the money for Hogan pulls and door dash and massages. I gotta get a rubbing tug because my wife won't bang me because she's too big and she may kill me. And she gets on top of me, she may kill me.
So I've been going to the Chinese rubbing tug and that's one hundred and fifty bucks. But let me tell you this, old chines Man, you haven't lived till you've gotten till you've gotten wank, your wanky pulled on by an old Asian lady. She must be seventy five, but she really is good at that, right, thank you, trolly troll troll. Let me check in with the kick Creator dashboards.
See if we're gonna call out every single super chat, every gifted sub. Let's get some subs. Don't be content, leeches. I'm not starting to show until we get some more subs and more gifted memberships, some more superchats.
I'm just not doing it. Don't you want to see me destroy the detractors tonight look at this. Look at this MEW two x V real gift of the sub, and I Leveler gifted a sub and I Leveler gifted another sub. Praise be the cash, my friends, Praise the cash.
Praise the cash. Praise be the cash, and thank you to the kick subscribers. Because dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
I'm gonna make so much money. It's insane. But we're still not starting to show until we get PayPal pledge. And we got to get buy me a coffee and a PayPal pledge.
Real American with five ask your parents for the rest to buy a BK roadhouse. King, like the true king? Are you talking about that little MOUSEI dude, are you talking about PWR and his fake army? No?
Man, he just admitted he hasn't had asked since twenty fourteen or something. He's not the king. I am the King of begging. Okay, I'm the King of begging.
There's nobody better at begging. You know. Sometimes PPP tries to act like he's good at begging. He learned it from me.
PPP learned to beg and grift his audience from me. Okay, and but thank you without going in this specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm being honest here.
I have no money right now. Yeah, I don't got no money. I need a plane ticket home because I came and invaded at Stephen Caban's house. I beat him up, but I hear his his wife's coming home soon.
She's gonna beat my ass. Probably she's scrappy, but she's out with the kids. Maybe she'll be coming back. She's gonna find her husband in the closet.
Yeah, I got him for a you know, for doing that interview and snaking me. Steve the snake. Fuck that guy, David d Davidson, you're looking good, Phil. Did you lose some weight?
No, I keep putting on weight because I eat like shit. I eat door dash every day. You can't. I tell everybody I eat healthy.
I'm lying. Who's eating healthy? Eating fucking Subway and RB's and tacobell and pizza all the time like a fat slob. Come on, man, I am not healthy.
But thank you. Throw money at me. That's right, Throw money at me, Davidson. Throw more.
We're not starting to show till I got some more money. The hell with all of you people, that's pe link with ten need to fake jerking it and say, oh, the camera was on, the camera's on the whole time with that, Yeah, yeah, that was You're ruining the show. I already planned that, but I'm waiting for the female guests to come on and then I'm gonna start jerking it. Okay, that's what I planned.
I think that's a good idea. Maybe I shouldn't do that. I don't know that girl too well. She'll call it an SA or something.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Oh I got a dangerously low bank account. Holy geez.
Midnight Perdue gifted five two Secrets memberships. Praise the cast. Praise the cast. Bitches.
Hazelton three sixteen Spiritual Ascension, Matt Gagero, Texas Childhouse, Brian, Brian Rogers, and rio O d All got gifted free memberships from Midnight Purdue. I'm not starting to show until we get eighty five more gifted memberships. Okay, I'm just start doing it, Okay. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, those dollars signs are too powerful. But they're never too powerful for me because I need the money. I need a plane ticket to get home when I'm done. Felton, Steve Cambian, you know, one moment here, Oh, we got some other people.
One second here, let me just get through the chat. Mm hmm here, one moment here, let me you know there, thank you for the gifted memberships Midnight Purdue, And look at that mighty pingus is here. I always thought you were the king, Phil. Don't let the detractors get you down.
Have some whale tail, get some ogans, and ignore your wife. Stephen Cambian is a fake detractor, Yeah, he said, Johnny, come lately. He hasn't been busting my balls for seven years. Like some of these people were going to be talking about tonight with got duty streams and that bitch what's her name brand Polcat, that other bitch toxic toxicity, unmanaged or whatever.
That bitch is grifter. Then blam Polecats. He's grifter, she made she only covers me in that weird what's his name guy? That dude he's worded.
Look that dude's a bigger loser than me. Why don't you just be his detractor? Why it's gotta be my This is the girl I'm talking about this. Bitch supper, Phil super.
How she got the same lamp as Stephen Cambian. That's the magic there. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
It is appreciated. And where the hell the bumpers go? Oh yeah, oh yeah? The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, they are too powerful, but not for me, Thank you, Lady Pingus. And we have archduke instinct. Sorry, King Phil, this one is missing a zero. I hope it's enough for your two big bills, your majesty.
Look, man, this won't even pay for my ball salve. Do you know how much ball save costs? You know, I think I got an infection in my balls and I need some ball salve. I don't even know if that's gonna cover it.
Throw money at me. You gotta throw more money at me. Our stu can stink. And then we've got Abraham and here, hey, Jimmy, shut up.
We reusing listen Abraham, and it costs about one hundred bucks and materials to make one of these. We recycled, We recycle, okay, but you're right, good, good, We're recycling props. Thank you, Abraham M. We're kind of generosity.
Well, let's face it also money talks. Let's face it, money talks. I'm almost up to the large chat. And then we're gonna bring on this guest girl Arbie's at the goal.
Well, that would be a good idea if I already do or dashed it, but I didn't. So that's the only goal we can have is a smoking goal and a oh, I got some beer, I'm gonna be drinking. So for every one hundred dollars, I'll drink a beer, and I'll drink every beer too. I'm not a bitch.
I'm not gonna scam you like I did the last couple of times to shots. I'll drink the beer and then you give me one hundred dollars and we gotta get through this, all right. We're gonna bring in our first detractor guest. She's kind of a newer detractor, but she's been busting my balls a lot.
Right, I don't even know her name is Bland polecat this girl? And then we got this h bomb guy. Did you know there's a detractor who turns me into a child and turns me gay we're gonna talk to him too. David Davidson, I had to take a second mortgage out of my cardboard box I live in.
That's not my problem. As long as you send me the money I live in to send the super chair. I hope it's enough. No, you're missing a few zeros.
You're missing a couple of zeros, not just one. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Mighty Pengas says, I do physical labor every day, but I couldn't imagine sitting in a chair streaming.
What a sacrifice? What a king? That's right. I don't care if you're a roofer or whatever you do.
You don't work as hard as I work harder than everybody. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Yeah, we're gonna need to check in with the PayPal because we're not starting until we get some PayPal pledges.
Abraham M gifted five True Seekers membership. Don Trump got one, Solid Fool got one, and Banana Joe got one. Zombie Liquors got one. Ray TRD the Untrainable?
What kind of name is Raytard? The untrainable? But thank you Abraham M for kindness generosity and support. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane, all right. Yeah, we're gonna make it, all right, So listen, we gotta bring we gotta start bringing these detractors on. Donate to bring on PPP. Yeah, he's gonna need a thousand at least.
Okay, he either he ain't cheap. Okay, Uh, thank you, spooky and make sure you tune in this weekend. We're gonna have some premieres. P eighteen just became a member.
And if you become a member, you get a big shout out and then thank you so big shout out and thank you to new member of P eighteen. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money, no money. To be honest here, I have no money right.
Now, no money whatsoever. We need to get it all right. We're gonna bring the first detractor gust In here. I don't we got h bomb to the guy who turns me Gary.
That's strange, all right, Well, I don't know. We'll start with this bland polkat lady. Why don't fuck with me? Why can't you just leave me alone?
Bitch? Why can't you stop being a bitch bitch. I am not You're a bitch. You would make these videos?
What was your last video about me? About? It was about? What was it about?
God? I have you on my mind all the time? Apparently hmm. You know I'm not gonna know what you video.
Rib. This detractor sucks. We need better detractors up in this bitch. Okay, but I'm not the one that fucking blew a gas get over freaking subway, Phil.
Look something that sandwich was terrible. Tastes like ass and mayonnaise. I don't know, it wasn't good. You still ate most of it though, Well, yeah.
I'm a fat guy. You know what are you gonna do? Right? Listen?
What's gonna take to make you stop making videos about me? Listen? Phil? I think you're just gonna to stop being an abusive asshole to the people that gives you money.
Just because I beat my wife and my cat doesn't make me abusive, Okay. Right right? Okay? And what's this about you planning to sue us?
Yeah? I'm seeing everybody. We're gonna watch that video. I'm suing everybody.
I'm suing all you, detra I'm gonna take the money and instead of pull Hogan's I am gonna uh hire a lawyer like David Wilcock. I'm just gonna sue everybody, right. And by the way, in case anybody is retarded, this is a comedic parity. So if I say I beat my wife, it's it's a I do beat her.
Uh, But it's a comedic party. I don't abusive abusive. Yes, anybody who talks to their audience the way you do feel is absolutely an abusive human being. And if you can't notice it, then you're you're you're part of the problem.
My friend. If I can't notice what. That you abuse your audience, that you are an abuser that walks freely in this world, has a wife, has a cat. Why am I abusive?
Just because I beg that's my show. My show is begging, okay right? Video game ship thrown in in the middle of the My show is about begging, okay right. It's become more demanding than anything.
Yeah, and and listen, you could jump off of a cliff, bitch, You can just jump off of the cliff. That's all you're good for. Making a negative I made positive, meaningful begging content. Of course, of course, Phil, I mean you're the king.
Telling me to suffer ship? Phil? Is this. That that is inspired by the one and only Stephen?
By the way, what did you do with Stephen? I tied him up in the closet. Yeah, I can drop on him because he's half blind, so I snuck up behind him and he didn't see me and I hit him in the head with the bat. He's not good, though, he's breathing.
It's okay. Why is there a scantily dressed woman on the screen. I'm married? Yeah, Why do you got to be so scantily clad?
Right? Why are my shoulders showing? Oh my gosh, can you not control yourself? Phil?
No, that's that's that's who kind of outfit. Why got dressed like that? You can't dress like that triggering me? Oh my gosh, you're married.
You're married. You shouldn't be even looking at my shoulders. Go look at cats. Yeah, but my wife's a slob.
I can't help it. What do you expect me to do? You shouldn't talk about your wife like that. I know it's terrible.
I'm doing it in public too. Listen. If PPP can call my wife fat cats, then I can call my wife slob girl. Okay, okay, I mean girl, make me dinner bench.
I don't feel like we're dashing today. It's turkey every day for you. I feel really bad for you, to be honest, Yes, he. Makes turkey all the time.
What is that about? I gotta get an avatar for our guest. I don't know why. Let me do that.
I'm gonna try to keep up with this. Let me get him his Oh there he goes, he did it. Did you know there's a thank you? Call me astro.
This scantily clad woman is triggering me. I see did she put on another shirt? She was scared? She were more scantily clad before.
Oh she did that to un trigger me. That's what I have to help you trigger, control your urges, control yourself. David David sentence, he got any tips for pulling the five rank rare whole covid on w W E Champs. No, I'm not sharing my secrets.
Listen. Do you know what I do when I pull a nice, sweaty Hogan, crank one out to it. Every time I love that ship, I just spank it out. That's why women scantily clad.
I don't like that ship now, Andy Warski scantily clad. I could get into that ship. I could definitely get. Into that Oh yeah, yeah, I love him.
But listen, there's this there's the this dude h bomb on the internet. And he turns me into a child and calls it zesty dsp or some ship, and then he makes me gay even though I am gay. I mean I want to bang Andy Warski and Hulk Hogan. That's it.
Just those two. Mmm, just those two. We gotta talk to this h Bomb guy. We're gonna watch one of his latest videos.
Welcome h Bomb, You detract a piece of ship, some of a bitch? Why are you making these videos? Me gay? Wow?
Everybody seems to like them, so I'm gonna. Keepody likes him. Didn't you just get monetized? You're gonna make money off of making me gay?
This is. This monetized. Everybody's getting monetized off of making fun of me. Detractor clowns.
We have more talent than you could ever Jill. I know those detractors. Man. Do you see some of those animations and ship?
The people gets crazy AI videos. He makes these videos. I thought, listen, uh, this is one, this is just one. This is of the may first burst this h bomb?
Did that ship look yeah? Uh uh h h. H still no. Sh I'm always say I'm gonna still shut up pitch.
Oh, it's just a little bit more. Well, I'm thinking about Hogan. Okay, oh, just think of squeaty Hogan. Was there?
Oh? Oh oh, all right, anytime now? Uh need one? No lotion or almost almost shut up?
Pitch, shut up, pitch the mothers the moment was there? Shut up? Bitch? Oh?
Oh oh, almost. Sweaty Hogan. Oh the bush? Oh oh?
What is that? Betroom one? Hello, Hello and welcome. Oh the camera's on.
Sh the camera's been on the whole time. I don't even know. I didn't even know. Hello, oh.
Hello, Are you sure you didn't know the camera was on? I didn't know the camera was on, or I wouldn't listen. I didn't did anything come out? Nothing came out?
Yeah, I don't think. I shot my load all under the desk. It's still there. I haven't cleaned it.
It's still shot a big fat load right under the desk. I didn't have any knapkins had to be done. You know, I have a very stressful life, and sometimes I just need to let one loose. Oh you know, okay, what were you watching?
I was watching wwf O Cogan Superstars Classics. Mars Love detracting says, how's the gout? Fill? Shut up?
My gaut is fine. My gout is fine. Well, let's face it all so money talks. Yeah and CSK.
I did nothing wrong. I made everything white. That's right. I didn't do nothing wrong.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? I don't got any money, you know. So back to this h bomb guy?
What about making me? Turning me into a child? Are you saying that my streams are childish? H bomb?
Is that what you're saying? Yes, that's what I'm saying. And the way you're talking, your mannerisms. I don't know.
You sound more dead than me. Dude. It's no, I don't know about that one. He does.
He sounds gayer than me. Don't think so. You're you're a good judge. You look like they being come.
On, hey, you know I get to what I look like your wife a lot, so. You're hotter than her? Come on? Oh?
Is that so I'm gonna tell her? You should do that. Stop telling me to suffer. That ain't nice.
Soul Phil eternally. If you or my girlfriend, I would make you suffer. You know how, I would play video games for twelve hours a day and beg people for money on the internet and just fucking ignore you. Soffer bitch, Sofer bitch.
Are the door dash the goal? If we hit the goal? Only if we hit the goal? We have a H bomb.
Yeah, I did nothing wrong. I made everything white, H Bomb. We have a one of your videos? What what?
What is this latest video? Red Robin Reward? Oh? That is you eating Red Robin.
Oh. I love to watch myself eat. I can imagine you. Got monetized.
You got ads on here. You're making money off of my content. You're a content thief. I apologize, but it's us.
It's not very useful stealing my content. He's gonna get a top tier attorney and he's gonna sue you for all you got. He's gonna be one of the people that I sue. Yeah.
Look now it looks like there's two of them, but one of them is his video. I don't think this ship is funny. I don't. I don't think this ship is funny at all.
H Bomb. Do you think this ship is funny? I think it's funny. All right, let's I'll be the judge of that field on screen sixty five friends, who will mean all your filters off?
It's the one added from me and the fiction kids real tame. Oh guys, well, here's hoping that the food is good. You're gonna see what I mean the second somebody so much. I don't know.
I can already tell you they screwed up some of my wife's order. So yeah, it might not be as good as it's supposed to be. I guess we're about to. Find out, all right.
So, by the way, as. You know, when I'm doing DSP tries it I'm focusing on the food. However, if you guys do contribute at all, I will shout it out at the end of the episode here before we go offline and we are away for second goal, which means we would actually be working towards our next DSP tries of the how to Train Your Dragon meal from Burger King that comes. Out on Tuesday.
All right, so this is you enjoyed the show. If you enjoyed this, please support this stream so you can hit a second goal less than fifty bucks to go. Okay, all right, here we go yeah, come on here and welcome to another exciting edition of DSP tries Es Quality Content. Robust.
On today's episode, we're doing stuff a little different. Usually DSP Tries it is me ordering like fast food straight from a burger joint or taco bell or something like that. Today we opted to do something differently. We ordered from a sit down restaurant called Red Robin.
If you don't know what Red Robin is, it is a Gormway burger chain and shies down. But it is a sit down restaurant with all kinds of decor and stuff inside. So normally this would be a place you go, I want And what's happening? These places have been trying to make their prices more competitive because fast food like Burger King and McDonald's the prices of skyrocketing.
So now they're offering stuff for comparable prices to what you would pay at a fast food place. And I'm curious. Today the two things are gonna try how exactly good is the food? Is it worth the money?
And actually we have some cool stuff. We have a very limited edition appetizer. But the summertime, even though it's not summer here to get I guess close enough month away. You've got a special appetizer to try out one of their dormet burgers and fries.
Whoa look at this eye, leveler. I Leveler gifted a sub and then another sub, and another sub, and another sub and another sub and another sub. That's a lot of subs. See that's how you do it right, that's why you beg that's come on, you dents, come on, I level her, give me twenty seven more.
That's enough. It's not enough to hit the goal, but we will thank ee leveler with a very special bumper. Day one views, Day one inflated views. Make the money.
Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it. I'm so just enveloped in greed and money.
I need money. I need money. I need that money to pay my bills. By the way, I really desperately need the money to help with my tax situation.
So hint, hint, mony, many many many many many many many money money money money that I gotta spend, spend, spend. It's rare when I have to come out and say, guys, we really need tons of money. Today. When do I say that?
Right? Dude? You know how rude it is to ask people about money. Thanks for the money, stupid fuck, Thanks for the money, stupid fuck, thanks for the money, stupid fuck.
I mean, eye leveler, thank you very much, I leveler. You are the MVP of subs for tonight. And let's go back to this zesty DSP. I don't understand how making me gay while I'm eating It's funny but okay.
However, as pro tends to happen when you order, I think they proofed off on some of the order. First of all, my wife ordered this chicken sandwich that was supposed to have certain things on it, and it was missing some of the stop For example, you're supposed to have avocado. No avocado on the sandwich at all, ripped off? Is this going to be correct or not?
We ordered what was supposed to be a special summertime drink called lemonade that's supposed to have peaches. And other things in it. Do you tell the driver even though it. Even says on the pea, this just looks like normal lemonade.
How long does it take for you to yellow? There's nothing in that? See that? So let me give it a taste.
First of all, I don't know halfour most of the time. Who comes in half hours. Now here's the problem. If you were to get a regular lemonade from them, It's like.
This lemonade sucked it smell it tastes like lemonade with rotten peaches in it. And I don't mean the stripper, I mean the peaches. You know, the peach is six change. So both my wife and I got one and we paid basically eight extra dollars and got nothing.
So this might be a case I might have to complain. I don't know, like that's I complain. I got all my money back minute. A minute made lemonade.
Egg prices are going up. You and your goddamn monetization. You're stolen money stole you. Stole that money from me.
You stole this content from me. I know it's transformative. And look this lad polcats trigger me again with her with her revealing outfit, chilling cleavage and everything, and I'm getting get triggered. If you had man boobs, I may be interested, but I'm not interested in lady boobs.
I'm looking on my man boobs. Have you noticed they're getting bigger? Yeah? The pin striped shirt is really giving it right.
Now bigger, They're getting bigger every day. My man boobs are getting bigger. Soon I'll be able to crank out to my own man moves, my moves. So why would order?
I wouldn't have had it, So we got ripped off. Says it right on everything, and they did it wrong. Now sadly, that makes me wonder what else is going to be wrong in the order. I hope not much, and hopefully the order is good, but we're about to find out.
Okay, So starting off, we have a special appetizer today. It is called showing your barbecue pulled pork. Now, my wife took some of it to try herself. There was no way I was gonna eat this whole thing myself.
Let's take a look at the barbecue pulled pork nachos and see what's. In natos are pretty good like barbecue. Well, as you can see, everybody here likes barbecue. And he's yukon potato chips, chew sauces to pour on this.
Everyone. So I'm gonna do that, all right, I'm actually gonna pour yeah. Some of this song. I have no money.
Why would you give that man, money, it is. Okay already. You see at the bottom, so it already sadly, it's probably coagulated already. We're going to do about that delivery, right, So, just like my switch that putt it in there, it's my.
Didn't you catch me lying about my switch? Bitch? I don't know. You tell me you're in the switch bitch lying about my switch?
Bitch? You know, blame blame the guys at the call center. Topa says, this is. Well, I spell last week.
The dollar signs is too powerful for a lot of people. Man, okay, it's. So I'm gonna tell fantasies. Oh I wanted to see his abs and his muscles.
Of course, you then I would have got caught cranking one out on camera, dan if I if he sent me the pictures I asked for, I don't know why he didn't. This is not positive meaningful content, h bomb. It's very positive and meaningful filled the who. I'm dripping from before.
That edge on the skin that looks like it has. A special sauce, it's going to be wonderful. Yeah, let's see how hot these helipinos are exactly. I just had some way too hot alipinos from subway.
Let's hope that these are not the insanely hotlips right. Me tight and make me feel better about here we go after that night. Yeah, summertime nachos, A taste. Is delicious.
It does look like Jiz on the nachos. It looks like jis on the nachos because it is my own special seasoning sauce. Crispy the chip is, however, and big Clydesdale has gifted a sub incredibly firechesraise it. Praise it.
Why do I spend the money? So just why do I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more? Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. You don't want some port, I want some of the That's right. I'm going to get more money from Clydesdale.
He's going to send me a hundred more subs. Here's a Chunk's supporter. He loves my Jiz nachos. Well, chip broke, it really does look like here, let's make it bigger.
Look how look that looks like Jiz? Not there? We are. On this one and another hot Alpinio.
Oh, boy. Lands take on the consistency of that sauce. That's rude to our. Guest, the consistency.
But SE's a detractor ship. I want her to jump off a cliff and die. An h bomb, you could jump off a cliff and die for making this video. That's some good flavor.
Good flavor in the ranch has. Some contrasting sauce in this It's pretty good. This is making me hungry for nachos with his sauce. Turkey nachos, though you can't have nachos every day, you.
Know, Oh turkey. That is pretty daring. But this guy's. I didn't bring a fork, No, this is pretty messy.
I definitely should have brought a fork. I wasn't thinking ahead. Oh boy, railroad bomb with one big up to Bland Polka and h bomb. Your Phil sounds like Ethan Raff's pervy hillbilly cousin, Steven suffer Man child Phil bitch.
He's in the closet where he belongs. All right, I really like that. It's these chips pick up guys. Oh looking monetized ship.
What your assholes? Every time you see an add on the Detractor channel, it pisses me off that means they're making money and I'm not. What's that about? Why are they making money off of my videos?
And some of them get more views than I do, A lot of them get more reviews than I do. Wait a minute, you make it. This is making me sick watching me eat the hold on. Don't have another stroke, Phil, calm down.
Shut up, bitch, Wait a minute. That's the big jiz nonchos. There we go, Thank you railroad bum for your kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me today. It's a chip baby, look at that. Let's get some tips and it's a babe. Hey Phil, is it true that your head grows more bulbous with every Hogan pool?
Well, my cock, that's bigger because I get. I get. It's very sweet every time. Doesn't have much smoke.
It's too stiffy. But thank you kindness. Generosity contrast too powerful for a lot of continues. Oh, here we go.
Can I get a lot in the dark. Out of the pocket? Eat nachos out of your pocket? I want to want.
It's a positive stroke. You get it? Doesn't want to go on? The chips is being an elusive artist.
I got some nachos he's not saying anything. You know, I'm suiting you for making this jiz nacho video. Right, that's all right, I got I got a lawyer in the family. You've got a lawyer in the well ship.
Maybe I'll take you off the list. Then this is a pretty good I'm definitely suing this girl. You think about it, I'm gonna see sexual trauma because. They like the.
Sexual trauma. I like the barbecue and ranch contract. I know, I like the potato chips. And women in video games either have big tits and nice answers and all that.
You don't need that, Okay, dose nachos look disgusting. Shut up, they were delicious once I put the me. For more than one person, right, like one person should be eating this whole thing. Yeah, I could sue blame because she's broke and broke.
I'm poor about twenty bucks broke. I mean, that's pretty much what they charged for appetizers these days, so it's not Yeah. Finally snapped. Yeah, this is the leather face film.
Smacking my finger. It tastes so good. Put the lotion in the back in the basket, in the. Basket that in person too, That tastes great.
Okay, I'm gonna have more of that lad here. But obviously if the restaurant you want to have a door mate burger, right, And that's what we got here. I got these scorpion burger Yeah, recommended by stream earlier today, they said get the scot I said, all right, we'll try it. Okay, let's broke.
It does not appreciate meaningful jiz content steak fries. You don't know what. Get the standards to test. And do you know what the special sauce is on the I didn't tell me.
Guess what the special sausage from the burger. Some of their steak frog tell me get it over with. They give you giant napkins. This is the money in the basket.
Giant again and again. Yes there's a being oh my huge steak fry. Kind of sobby though, but I mean it was delivancy humany name today to four to fower. Well, it's just okay, we're just okay because I didn't there's a small, very small gentlemen's relish.
They really didn't season them, that's right. And then we have and sadly they are kind of soggy. I would have liked some more crispy. So soggy, like my underwear because they're just okay, because I get so hard thinking about Andy.
Warski, they're just okay. You will leak a little bit into your underwear if you if every time, and that's on the table and like a shaker, so you would go. A snail trail. It's just it was so moist.
But that's the only word that I could say, very moist. Soggy sandwich is here and says soggy. Yeah, I think okay. And then of course there's thetsyrup.
Which is how it's supposed to if you read it right, it is supposed to absolutely. Purely yellow. Okay. So I think they didn't have the ingredients to make it, but rather than cancel it, they said, oh, we'll just squitch.
You'll put some of the liquid in there and and call it a day. Even though the dollar is extra for the peach variation and variation they sent you, it is pretty bad. For over one hundred. Goddamn you got the ads turned out the fucking maximum or what?
What the. God damn, it's like a six minute video. There's already been seven ads. What the fuck?
All that stolen money that's awestu. You better give me that money from every one of these ads that is playing. Write to your check for two cents. There you go.
You get more than that that They did that to me. It's like fifteen dollars per one thousand views, bitch. Okay, anyway, how much do you owe me? Let me see what five you owe me?
You owe me like six bucks? All right? So this is I want or I'm suing you? Whoa boy?
Look at that? So it's got. Geez it's got those fried jalapeno coins. Got a special sauce too.
You know what special sauce? I know you know what this like. There's a. Special sauce.
Boy, it looks that ship. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, what the fuck? Boom?
Since we've been watching this video, the super chest slowed down. That is a bunch of brokies in the chat. Fucking brokies over here. From over here, fucking bro It smells very spicy.
I wonder if it is. I think they call it. Come on, let's get halfway there and then it's all. There's a lot on this day, but this is gonna be very messy to eat.
Okay, so let me show you up close. But it looks like it looks like ship. That's what it looks like. It looks like a pile of slop.
But he's gonna stuff it down it. I mean, I'm gonna stuff it down my throat anyway. Okay, today, trying to get a shot basically for a thumbnail. There the sauce dripped on my leg while I was holding it like that.
I'm not kidding. No, I didn't find my taxes, so I'm just gonna. I didn't have to eat it over here, you know what I mean? Like on a.
Let's go, let's get some subs, Brookie, Let's get some subs, and let's later stop holding out on me and a bunch of morons on the internet. All right, go do a well call real quick. Power compels you. You are pig nosed.
I will pize all of you. Peeks some more super tax or I'm ending the power devower. Did you monetize your friend's death and still have ads on it? Yeah?
Him, he's dead, dead, Robert. Delicious? What's going to but here you go, Phil, I'll go to sleep a hungry that's right. I don't care if the dents are hungry or homeless.
Or bankrupt. As long as I get the money. I need that money. I really really do.
I need that money. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, that is correct. And also I'm gonna make so much money.
Chewing, damn. They do add a fried breading flavor. They're very tame compared to the kilapeno that you chewy. Not this jewy fast is very chewy things.
So I did not really taste it that much. It wasn't a little bit of spice, but not too much things. Oh boy, let's continue. Like your face, really, my.
Face is not saggy. My balls are and my breasts are my breast my moves are very saggy. Can some bras from you? I think we're about the same size.
What are you like a sea cup? Sure, I'll send you a couple, all right. The third bike was the best a lot of me. The cheese is delicious.
It actually has to. Send me some dirty underwear table. Yeah, you'll save. It's not underwear, I.
Would say it is. On the but you feel char flavor. The bet is a good bit pol enjoy a girl, handsome young plead and bachlor. Here mind if I swing my space craft, fire places, spiritual.
Sauce on there. I think that's not being sauce. I am not in it's pretty good. But let's face it, money.
Talking the sandwich well the burg Now, if you were h Cogan or Andy Warski, I would definitely be interested. See how it does. I am joy. Unfortunately we are not there because a tomato fell right off.
Oh tomatoes. Saggi Sandwich has gifted a true singers membership and wellness wisdom won it. Make sure you subscribe because if you subscribe, you could win a free membership when kind of generous people like Saggi Sandwich gift them. Yes, yes, so, But let's face it, any talk the bun is too small.
The bun is talking to me. It's so small. I can't as me and I can't really pull the what you would want it to be. Fine, you're making six dollars video, loser.
You got to learn to be like me. Do another super begger. Like where do I go at next? Because I did No matter what I do.
Look at another as Jesus h bomb. How many fucking ads did you put in one fucking video? Dude? That's my second job, just to piss you off.
Hell, yeah you do, because every time I see your ads, I know you're making money off of my content because you're a content thief. I should have mirrored this. I apologize to the audience for Uh, I'm not the greedy one. It's it's it's this guy h Bomb.
He's a greedy bitch and he he cranked the ads to like twelve. Then you were going to look it's completely mood on. That's what it is. Yeah, I know you did it on purpose.
I can't even really get it back in the position. So this is gonna be challenging to eat. Phil his hands. No, I didn't wash my hands.
I crank one out right before I ate this burger, and I didn't even wash my hands. Sorry, but I'm being honest. You know, Blend, Sometimes you gotta crank one out right before you eat. Do that?
Just crank I can't say I have but not wash your hands. All right? Just wipe them on my shirt. Oh very mild.
I just wipe them on my shirt. Sometimes you get what I wish. It depends on where you choose. You can hit yourself in the head if you're not careful when you crank one out.
Oh my gosh, hbom sewer power is detecting evil dsp. I believe that he cranked it up to fourteen words of the pig roach. I can't believe that hboub wastes his time making videos about me. Cheese birders.
I got a thousand dollars to eat that cheeseburgers on my show. I feel about that. Said, the burger bun is too small, so we can't really contain the burger to the bunt. I'll come completely off.
Gee, oh my gosh, sliding off. Yeah, you can't sacrifice the streaming time. I can't eat it. You shoot, you just keep going.
I am the hardest in the game. Of course. Wow, well that's. For the buns comes, I mean a giant mask.
Are you kidding me? What the hell? Could you maybe give me a bun? Look, the bun you can see is the size of like a tiny regular cheeseburger, and.
The burger passed. There's nobody can holding on? Why did they do that? Waiting for the wings episode?
Well this is comes to those Well, look are you kidding? Chats withholding again? Bland, Dang, they're withholding the donos. I have to check in too on the PayPal and on the chat as well.
Find out any of the morons, I mean the viewers have supported the show, I mean paid for my millionaire lifestyle Millionaire, Well, yeah, I made a lot of money for those Hogans and door Dash. Do you have any idea how much my wife eats? Oh my, you have to take her out more often, you have to walk her more often, walk her. I don't got a bulldozer or a dump truck or something.
Kat is crying downtairs because we're too broke to affoord door Dash. That's right, So get the money, people start, let's go when you hate to be dsp server in a restaurant. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we're going to get through this whole thing.
I gotta just yell at this guy for making these videos. What about the Yeah, wait a minute, what about the one where I'm a child? H Bomb? What's the one where you made me a little boy begs like a child?
Yes, that's one. Oh again with the ads. How much money are you making stealing my content? H Bomb?
Last I checked, it was about forty bucks. Forty that's my forty dollars. Though towards the goal. That could go to Michael goal.
Why are you stealing my money, h bomb, I'm not stealing it. Well, this is not positive, meaningful content. In the case, I'd like to keep that on face if we can. Oh my god, you turn me into a little child, a little beggar child.
Now that Friday we can do DSB tries a red robin. That would be awesome if we did so, guys, here's the deal. We're gonna start momentarily. I'll start getting set up now.
Thanks for coming by to see more Dooming the Dark Ages. We'll do around two plus hours a game. Can get to that. Let's get some Let's get our first support rolling out here, Let's get some super ship, some tips, some subs, let's get it all over.
Yeah, let's get you guys. This past were playing a lot of and we want to hit our goal tonight to continue uh getting our milestone rewards. I'd like to hit that uh EATI gold milestone by the end of the week. We're seventy four right now.
I'm shooting all the way through Friday, so we can hit it. If we do it, we you know, we get that support, we can hit it and have our next DSB tries it on Friday. That would be great. Okay, So first contribution of.
This isn't it awesome? Them that my audience reward is they get to watch me eat a cheeseburger after they give me fifteen hundred bucks. No, I think that's awesome. Xbox No, shut up, Xbox NUIs since it's not the best.
This is the worst detractive video I've ever seen. Except for polecats videos, they're even worse than this. All she does is go on YouTube and bitch about me begging. Bitch, you think I want to stop begging, Bitch, I'm not gonna stop begging just because you bitch about it.
I don't believe you are. I will beg more. I will beg more. You think if you fake tip yourself about the time right now?
You don't know those are fake tips. You don't know if they're real or fake or not. H bomb only makes forty dollars, that's right, dark Side Phil makes a grand a week begging suffa h bomb, that's right. Such a detractor, bitch, So it'll slowly build.
I imagine, Oh. Boy, let's see here. I don't think I'll be in duty stream. No, it's a troll so fuck this troll and they can kiss my ass.
There we go. Yeah, well, fuck duty. I invited him, he didn't even reply. Let's get our first legitimate contribution.
Of the That bitch detractor makes more money than I do. I think I get sit up. He definitely gets ten times more views than me. Okay, I sauce, I look down because you keep asking dumb questions in the chat instead of supporting.
So support the stream right now. That's that? Yeah, same thing here. People are asking dumb questions in the chat.
H bomb and uh blam polecat. They should just be They should just be supporting the show. They should you sure, Phil, that's right. Let's continue with it this ship, and I'll stop looking so sad in your opinion.
If you did, you shut up and send themselves by way. Thank you. I'm sad I didn't get enough money. Plate right home zero.
Starting out, you're not gonna have any support at the beginning. Half Wings called me fat hot, Carol Black that fat. That dude's fatter than me and he's got bigger tips. You are enjoying Tonight's doing the dark Age of stream either on youtubeer take please consider supporting it right now.
We have zero support tonight. It would be great to have some support to start the stripe. The help that you go the meatball. Now, let's get some more.
How about we get our first tip of the night. Get people are withholding. I'm trying to filter detractor, stop withholding. Send more money to.
Get some support rolling please. So far we have two contributions tonight. Let's get some more. That's right, that's more.
We're only at the twenty hour left. I'm actually gonna split apart momentarily. Yes, we might not hit our goal tonight, but it's okay. But it's not okay.
Send more money, bitches, It's not okay if we don't hit the goals. Guys, don't make me fake TI thirty. A couple of minutes break there. If you use the restroom, drain the lizard of your right back.
But please, guys, support the stream tonight. Tonight we have one singular person who supported on kick. We have one singular tip. We have like two super chats and that's it.
I don't know what's going on, all right, doom tonight, brokies. I want to think about this. We hit the another sun today. You guys say, oh, I like action.
I want to action. I have money. Why would you give that man money? But I'm playing was more difficult.
You guys said, don't play play hard, so I'm playing on a hard difficulty Rendred Chapter sixteen of twenty two. Let's get some support for the stream right now, but right back, I got a peek. Let's do it right. We beat car through the marshes in the next hour.
I don't know a long stages, but we'll find out. For guys, you need it. Please just get some support. Let's hit dad go.
We're only at like thirty bucks of support so far tonight with an hour ago. Let's hit it. Let's keep it going. Let's get to seventy five tonight.
Okay again, you'll owe me so much money each bomb you owe me, And you got non skippable ads? Really I do. I didn't even know that non skippable ads get the most revenue. So you you're cranking it up.
We'll go back. So explain to me how me begging like a child is funny? Each bomb, well, in your child voice, it makes it really funny. That's that is kind of funny?
All right? Nice? Isamaly gonna support the stream? Tonight?
We have about a half an hour left. Yeah, we probably only we have less than a half an hour left, just so everybody knows these these shows leg because of certain constraints. I can't be here all night. So stop withholding, you bunch of fucking brokey dents, and let's hit the goal.
We need thirty more super who's gonna hear the call of the goal. Let's get another gifted sub super biker stamp, you get another gifted sub on kick Let's get some ten more gifted memberships on YouTube. Let's get some PayPal pledges. Let's get some buy me a coffees, some super chats, some super thanks.
Where are all you supporters at? Why are you withholding till the last minute? Don't make me fake tip myself to the goals so I can pretend to the Kino boys that I'm not a loser and I'm still hitting my goals even without their help. All right, right, don't make me start he Look, all you people that aren't supporting are content thieves and broki's and moochersture explaining pollcaster mooching my content.
It's more entertaining than what you do. This dude, h bomb is mooching my content. He made like four dollars off of this video. I have not had it.
I want that. An hour exactually the same for Kick honestly, Uh yeah, kind of sucks. You guys like Doom. Please support doom'm you gotta support it guys again, you guys are enjoying Doom.
Please support it. We got about choice thirty even it's left on the stream. I don't think we have enough time for another stage, but we might start it and at least see what the next stage. Yes, we gotta hit three goals tonight, but.
Please support it. Hit only at like thirty bucks of support. We got a long way to go to hit. Give most of it to me and or trying to cry because we have support to trying to beat it is just bost So they're having a bad fingering platros.
That's why retreat David Davidson. With a big dip into my life savings for this tip, which is one hundred dollars. I catch my professionals, give me the rest of it. Eighty five short, you broke your motherfucker.
Where's the other eighty five dollars? Goddamn your highlight the hell man next night? Where is my money challenge experts why I. Spend the money.
So just why I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. Anyway, David, David, I don't care about to live in an I want the other eighty. Yeah, don't be broken dark clouds. Then again, I'm going to bang your ass.
I'm tired of people disrespecting me and all right lying to play this challenging and people still standup playing aftee, you can kiss my fucking ass. How about that? That's why you kissing money? And jump off a cliff just did a two dollars super Chet said, if someone actually contribute to one hundred dollars, I will actually tribute one hundred dollars.
So Umbo has been contributing a lot lately. Yeah, come on, I believe that's the goal. Oh look, I forgot. There's another.
This guy that being said, look at this ship, look at this ship. Mighty morphin beggar ranger. I'm a mighty morphan beggar ranger in this one. That that being said, owes me money, dooty streams owes me money.
What's this toxicity unmasked? That bitch, she owes me money. What about those detractor being that bitch and that dude they owe me money? That being said, duty streams all you people are making all this money off of me.
Oh, it's too because I'm doing. Something differently that's frtter than everyone else, and you can't make fun of me for it. Bad. Too bad, bitch is go fucking jump off a cliff.
That's right, because that's about the value that you have. If that's the kind of person you want to be, the holissick individual on the. Internet who only cares when someone's in suffering in misery, that's fucked up. That is seriously, what is wrong with you?
Jump off with that's your mentality. I'm doing something difficult. Shut up. It's not against the terms of service to tell your viewers to kill themselves.
Okay, it's not against the terms of service on kick or YouTube to tell. People to kill themselves. I only did I only did it when I was angry, so it doesn't count. It does not count.
Someone does that, that'd be amazing, he says, one hundred bucks. They'll match un your bucks of them, thanks for two bucks. And we've got Scott who just gifted us up. Thank you to obscu for the gifted sub tonight.
That's five bucks. It's now we're up to sixty four of support. Oh I got it. There you go.
If someone does one hundred, we'll do one hundred and we'll be up to two sixty four instead of sixty four, which would be absolute obviously amazing, right game boy? Hell are you? This is the finale of the stream for tonight. I'm trying to get as far as I can in the stage before we adjure, last chance for people to support and hit the goal.
We could do it. We already have an offer last minute ye were to do support, but no one's doing it. We're not going to do it. And that's it for.
Take it. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today earlier today we really did. It was excellent.
Did you guys enjoy tonight in Dune? We also made great progress. It's a shame we didn't hit the goal. I don't know why, yeah.
That we didn't hit our goal with Minecraft, we only did like fifty bucks, you know, and now tonight. You can't even get door dash for Doom. So what is I guess the question is what is going on with late streams? I I literally don't.
Oh, by the way, Judge Dredge did sub tonight and I missed it. I just looked it up. Judge Dredge sub tonight and that didn't count as a sub. So actually we end up seventy nine dollars to support tonight.
Again, really, h bomb, how many ads do you put in each of these videos? At least thirty. You must be making like tens of dollars. I want that money dollars.
Tens of dollars you're making off of my content, stealing my content. Okay, it's like three. No, it's tens of dollars. I know it is.
I want money back. End of Near Beware Phil, I just looked at my money. But then the end of the take your damn money back. I don't know how many about the game.
I like that. Now, you know the divsion that has this right when that are new like these whatever they are, these ages or whatever they're not, they're not from current Doom. They're from different you know, put it in the bag. I like that, right, and I think you guys are enjoying.
We got one more night of this and then we have one day stream of this, and I think that sixty kill myself. Started to start tipping tonight. That's what I'm going to do. Finishing fourteen right, beat all of and that's pretty much almost a game sixteen.
So probably tomorrow I will be sixteen seventeen and probably get into eighteen. I think probably will finish it on Thursday, all right. Guy for me with disgusting food on DS. There's people are saying, though lose loses as well as of yours.
Next stream if I don't hit my goal podcast. That's you know what I mean. It's not that I'm playing usual. I'm actually paying money to pay his.
Back tack. I barely have. Account playing on harder DA. You guys wanted you should play it harder, right, I don't know how else to mating quite, frank, I'm doing my best.
We're almost done. We're almost done. We hit the goal, guys, daytime stream, Okay, should I should have been the entire game by now book? Well, dude, you know how far and I am.
I'm like, I mean, if you look at the hours, I'm like seventeen hours in the game is insanely long. You just want me to play this non stop day. Scale got to get. And I went through it too.
Fast, regular scale scale scale. I'm sorry with those who don't like it. Yeah, let's get some subs. Why don't you.
Buy some Minecraft? Say that. So by the way you're talking with you guys, Yeah, we could. Get some sub Get out your wallet, you cheap broken.
Come on from tip. Let's get some more super chats. We're so far away. From the ball because of a hail Mary last minute.
This is the least supported stream of the entire year. Did you know that? Well, is the least supported year. I know people will say it's made up, it's not the.
Clos and my car got rebod? Is this enough to finally start playing? No? No, you got to do that five more times.
Bitch that. Nine. So that's five more times and then I'll start. Four.
But that. Yeah, my cat's going to stars if I don't get ten, if I don't hit the goal tonight. Seven five goals. Oh al ready we are halfway.
Oh wait for me to get back the celebration of Martin Oh my gosh, starving recording for chilling. I really appreciate you thanks for staying on the lecture tonight. Thanks for all. Yeah, I hit the goal with the faith tip moron the goal.
Lose wrapping up, I think, all right, oh my god to thank. You so very seventy seventy five goals. Will play Minecraft from fifteen. Yeah, baby, maybe I know the guy is not only a husky.
He said if someone tipped it, one hundred would match a hundred. And what he said. Broke. Yeah, if you got credit car.
It doesn't own, does not one hundred dollars. That's ridiculous. Go ask your mom for some money and send it to me. Then, okay, guys, thank you tomorrow, Chill podcast in the morning, More Clear, Obscure Expedition thirty.
Game More's that's that's something, subs. Let's get some super chats. You broke the night more Doom. They with holding it's almost why are they withholding money?
You're a little boring film you haven't donated? Yeah about you? You got a house and. That would have been idea.
Okay, Walks, my mother give me money. Thanks Jay Walks. Guys, I'm out of here. You know.
Yeah, it's up to you to support myself. All right. That's nice content thievery there, h Bomb, thank you. I appreciate you're.
Making ten dollars that followed to me stealing my content. Egg grocery look. Another ad right on the end. Great, I gotta have the close out a great well.
The street is coming to an end and we are only at twenty two or fifty. It was a rough night. Oh boy, somebody do the math and tell me how much I need to fake tip myself so that we could say we hit the goal. It's five times?
What is it? I'll figure it out. I'm good at this. Do you know that I instantly can convert money to and add it to my goal?
Right? Oh yeah, yeah, I. Will make this all the same size. H bomb is sitting on fat stacks with YouTube money.
That's right, and so's blam polecat. She steals my content. Too, Okay, I make it more entertaining. Though more entertaining than me.
Yeah yeah, okay, Wait a minute, and I need to check something. Uh one second, oops, I'm gonna check in with the PayPal pledges and with the uh oh okay, look at that one second. Oh I just checked on the tips and we got one hundred and forty dollars tip, right, at the end of the show because so we hit the goal. Yeah, we hit the goal, but now I'm resetting the goal and we need another one hundred and fifty dollars before the show ends, So all of you brokies better stop withholding right, Yeah, where's the get?
And the tip came from Tip and here's a message. It said, I just wanted to make sure that you hit your goal because you're the King and you should always hit your goal because you make such great content. Phil, Thank you Tip. Yes, it's one hundred and forty dollars Tip right at the last minute.
Not suspicious at all. Fuck all of you detractors. I'm a winner. You're a winner.
Philm I'm a winner. That's right. Since the heavy rain days my face is. Yes.
So I just wanted to thank you detractors for coming here. I think it's pretty clear that I destroyed both of you and both gonna stop making this fucking detractor content about me or I'm sewing the both of you. Well, I do have a video coming out tomorrow. What I do have a video coming out tomorrow, just so you know.
Okay, everybody, go subscribe to h bomb and go subscribe to blad Polecat. Oh, look a brokie finally came through with a little bit of Hey Phil, why do you shut up? No, you know what, Thanks for your money. Thanks for your money, fucking moron, thanks for your money.
Moren that's right, thanks for you. I'm putting it right in my pocket. I am cash money, bitches, cash money. You want to send me money to insult me?
Oh? Wait, I shouldn't have read that right, fucking detractors, got you, fucking got me. I wasn't paying attention. We'll check it with the well check in with the kick with the Broki's over on kick.
Oh, I leveler with another one. I think another sub from Ie Leveler. Thank you I Leveler for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Thanks to all of you morons.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, so much money. Blam Polecat. Don't you wish you could BEG like me?
Don't you wish you could BEG like me? H polkot No, no, no, either one of us have to No. Oh you know what, we didn't use this one. We should have used this one to beg.
Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Welcome, Welcome, to the Internet Insanity Circus. We have to hit the fucking goal today, so get your fucking wallets out, you bunch of fucking lead. Let's get some support.
Let's get some kicksubscribers, Let's get some gifted subs. We need some fucking subs to hit the almighty goal. God bless the goal. If we hit fifty more goals, I'll stuff my face with shitty fast food and you get to watch it all.
How's that for a reward, you fucking morons here at the Internet in Sanity Circus, we aren't eating lunch meat sandwiches. We need cash for some crazy expensive door Dash meals. Door Dash delivers, motherfuckers, so you better deliver those donations right into our pockets. Bitches.
This has been the lowest supported show so far. Too many broke motherfuckers in this audience. Don't you want to see us hit the fucking goal tonight. Let's go.
Let's get some support. We need some sub bombs dropping right now. Let's not wait. Stop holding back, you cheap fucking assholes.
We need the support now. The stream may be ending soon. This is your last chance to support the stream. Let's go.
We need support now stop holding back. Let's do it. Let's hit the goal right now, and we can just enjoy the rest of the show. That's right.
Don't you want to enjoy the lesson of the show with the rest of the show with less begging. Then somebody's got to gift me one hundred and fifty right now so we can hit two goals in one show, right, That's how it works. As soon as I get the goal, I just reset it. The morons don't realize, right.
Got to get more that. Both of you, I think are thoroughly destroyed as detractors. Your careers are over over and the king will continue. You really think I'm gonna stop begging just because you make fun of me for begging?
It works? How much did you make last year? I made more than you, bitch, and more than this guy too. I can't, right, but you're thinking.
What you gotta do is have no scruples, no ethics, no morals, and no self respect. You just beg like a crackhead for twelve hours a day and you can make that money too. Three hundred and we hit three goals. That's right.
We're waiting for a big bomb, a big sub bomb or something. Yes, you will never recover from this detractors. I try to invite more detractors, but I guess they were busy. They didn't want to get destroyed by me.
Like YouTube, it is what it is. Maybe we'll do this again with other detractors I can destroy and tell them I'm going to sue them for stealing my meaningful content. I hope you have a good attorney. Phil Bland, Look, oh we did.
We should have played one of your videos Bland Polecat. Oh boy, we didn't do that. He didn't. I apologize.
I'm going to show everybody how bad your videos are. Yeah, terrible, terrible, not meaningful. Greedy and angry daily rap. What are you talking about?
What does that mean? Angry? Greedy and angry? Wait a minute, you saying I'm fake tips?
Just a suggestion that you might. You're saying that I'm fake tips in this video. That is slander. That's actionable.
I couldn't call my attorney and sue you for this. Let's play a little bit of this. One said that I'm faking tips to hit the goal in. This Oh it's late.
I just got out of Phil's stream. He went. Let me see exactly how long he went I got it. He went fifty eight minutes of overtime today.
That's right, Yeah, so said I said, I was gonna stay away from Phil. He's getting really, really, really bad with his obvious fake contribution, his he's getting uglier. He is just all around, just so pathetic. I got exhausted, but of course I couldn't stay away today.
At the end of each of the streams, the day and the late stream, he the truth pulled some ship and I have thirteen minutes and twenty seconds of compilation for us to react to today. So that's what we're doing. I'm tired, but I want to get this off real because what he is doing is battle. Absolutely not.
Yeah, guys, remember, if you enjoy my content, just make sure to hit the like and subscribe button and let's get started. But you like weenies, right, all right? So this is towards the end of his day stream is detracting. At this point, he's already fifteen minutes in on overtime.
Watch the shit that this dude pulls. Hey, it's law lounging in the dead. Don't be twenty minutes. I'm scamming them.
Figure out this puzzle. Hey, that was a hard puzzle bitch. Holdly Bastard did a five dollar supersticker. Thank you all, Luckily Bastard.
Hold on, guys, I'm gonna tell my wife I'm the middle of this crazy run. It's gonna be done within like fifteen twenty minutes, but I want to tell her I'm gonna keep going on. I can't end. This run is so good.
Okay, that's when I went to take a shit. Actually I didn't talk to my wife. I just ignored. How many of you buy that?
First of all? So let's see, he's at one hundred and thirty two dollars currently. And like I said, fifteen minutes into overtime, do you really believe that this man is like, Oh, I gotta go tell my wife that I just can't stop this game because it's just getting so good. It's totally not the fact that I'm waiting for somebody to get me to the goal that I do.
I figured, how obvious do you have to be? How obvious do you have to be that you are leaving the screen so you can message the people that you need to come get you to the goal because you are so pathetic. Your relevance is at zero, at zero, zero ego is it's right now you are booty hurt to the max that you feel the need to put on this shitty act that you were about to go tell your wife that you just can't stop playing this game. You're having so much fun and you're going to be on for another fifteen twenty minutes after the show, I laughed so hard.
I was like, this dude is not trying to do this. He did. We're going to sit here together and we are gonna watch how long he was on the camera. You don't talk to your wife.
Your wife probably just for scientific purposes. I was off camera for a long time. To convert just don't even convert it, or like, why haven't you written out a little piece of paper like maybe this big with the conversions if you're that worried about it, and have it like right there in front of you, that would take him. That's not good money.
Why would he even ask a man so say, he has a family, he takes care of a household that he uphold. Why would I ask to take five minutes to do something that he clearly cares very much about. Instead of giving his audience two three minutes of dead air each time he has to do a conversion. I'm such an idiot.
Jeez, banned. You are getting banned from This is the bend of the Tale of Skins. You know. Okay, you are getting banned from the DSP.
Everybody gets banned eventually. Can't be in a bin far from the fin We didn't come any donations. Since I started. That I did.
Wow, I didn't be. Let's get some donations for this shitty video. Fake. He never planned on finishing this.
Yeah, let's just get through it because you'll see what I mean in a minute. He never planned on finishing this puzzle on his own. He had this all planned out. Maybe Wrath is the one.
The neighbor is the one with the letters that are skinny, Phil, this neighbor would be if he's Wrath and Glutton, he's the one that's skinny. Yeah. Does didn't know how to do this. I'm never gonna feed this out.
I don't have enough time. There it is. He is waiting for chat. Yeah, chat, yeap.
He doesn't have time. He just doesn't have time. He told Cat fifteen to twenty minutes. Guys, you can't keep holding.
Him up like this. Y'all just need to hurry up and get me to the goal so I can leave. I got a family to be with, I got a couch just sit on. I got a paper plate to eat off of.
Right, monkey for sloth? That doesn't even make sense, he says. Do we spend a minute or ten lounging and Dan, you'll know what's been. I'm off and in slothed because you're lounging in the deck.
Even just one. Steve got his meaningful family. He's their two children in the cab. Why would the monkey be sloughre sloth and gluttly for the quarter past the home?
Right? The ben I tend to wind up and is near the bend in the tail of the skin. No, that's this send it. The end of the tail of the skin?
Is that. Monkey for Hubris? I was right? Those were real to the penguin is glutting?
The dog is one danity. We got that right, the penguins. So my son is kind of a number within the room we are in. You know, guys, while you're there with where we know he's got a tip that he's sitting on.
He is frantically looking at the chat for the answers. He's ready to get off he's ready to leave. And this is this is my prediction. When I was watching it, I was like, there's a tip he's sitting on.
He's sitting on a tip. He's hit the goal. He's ready to leave. That's why he is rushing.
He is frantically looking for the answers in chat. He's not putting any more effort into actually figure out this puzzle on his own. It's not the eighth in the number, it's the eight letters. Oh, by the way, there's a whole bunch of contributions I have to count here.
We didn't out them, Okay, we don't. Yeah, I want to check the master key if the master key is permanent. See why didn't he just tell the contributions out right then and there? Why didn't he say what the contributions were?
We know why. We know why, Phil, Because you're trying to milk your audience for as much money as they'll give as they'll give you it as possible if you implant this doubt that you still haven't hit the goal, and how important do you have made the goal to your audience. You're going to milk them for as much money as you can take from them. So you don't tell them how much money you have until the end when they've already given you more than what you need.
It's just it's so good obvious, what kind of money? And do you think you're trying to fucking play discreet anymore? We weren't able to see right through your shenanigans, but at this point you're just doing it fucking open. It's honestly just gross.
It really is just nasty. Let's continue and then. We're done with this rone you use it indefinitely. Wow, Well, then yeah, I want the Master Key.
No I didn't. I'm guys, I was playing the game. I'm gonna shoutouts in a seconn't I'm behind on two super jats and a tip and everything. So again, why didn't you just shout it out?
You manipulating pig. Honestly, so horrible what you are doing. And it's honestly just so. I'm too tired for this.
I'm too tired for this. I'm exhausted, you know how much I feelve. The Emerald bracelet is great too, no diamonds ever, and the Master key is great, like, both of these are great. Matter.
I think he think he's the most valuablecause it opens all normal doors. Right well, I think we get the point. Yeah, you get you get it. She's making showing everybody how my scam works.
I don't like this lady and her skippy outfit offensive. I know, jacket outfit is offensive to me. I only like Hogan and uh Eddie Worsky. Oh god, alright, yeah, I want to see his muscles, you know.
Right well, I think the broky audience is done and we can't milk him for anything else. Darn yeah. I'll check out with the kid chat one more time though, but we're reaching critical mass, and in this whole situation, it's only usually go an hour with these things. And look at that eye level has gifted another sub.
Maybe we're not done milking them. Maybe we're not done milking them. Maybe not. Eye Leveler has gifted another sub.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Okay, thank you for all the subs that you gifted I Leveler. We just need you to do that eighty seven more times before the stream is over, and then we'll hit another goal that I can hire a lawyer and sue this h bomb for turning me gay into a child too.
Can't you pick one or the other? H bomb, you gotta make me gay. And like, well the audience child, the audience favors the kid a little more. But I try to break it up for the guys that like di zest as well.
Okay, well you're rolling my scam. These two detractors. I think we have sufficiently destroyed them tonight, and King Phil has won again. I have destroyed the detractors.
I hit the goal, but we're trying to hit the second goal. So we only need one hundred and fifty times. We need three hundred, just three hundred, three hundred more. Let's go with three hundred more.
They're holding out. This is the lowest supported stream all year. Did you guys know that that's crazy? Yes, it's the lowest supported stream of the whole year.
And if people think that I'm kidding about that and that I do that all the time solicit donation, well you're right, you're right, Yeah, I do that all the time. Look, this fucking duty guy he called me out on my scam two because I say it's the lowest support it all the time. Look, here's one. We made great progress in the four hour stream of Claire Obscura today.
But it was the lowest supported stream I've done so far in twenty twenty five, by a huge margin. We're more than halfway in and I love the game, so I do not want to drop it for a turnaround. That this isn't a pattern. But I'm here to tell you that.
I know I just said that today. But tonight's stream was the lowest supported stream all year. It was lower than the surest ship. These brookies did not give me enough money.
I may have to eat a fucking lunch meat sandwich on my day off. Jeez, who would have thought. I know, all right, travesty, travesty, I'm just going to just destroy all your detractors one at a time. You two are done, your careers are over.
Okay, you would have nothing. It's not for me. You would have nothing, no content, nothing to do. Nobody would know who the hell h bomb and blam polkat are.
It's not from the king of ebagging me me me, who runs a successful content creation business? Me me, me, who's a successful streamer? Me me me? You people are just just content thiefs.
Mm hmmm. Serious. I'm gonna throw you both out of here. I had enough for you, both of you.
You done. I gotta go on. All right, you guys have a good night, and you can just shut down your time. When I throw you out of here.
You are destroyed, bland pole cat, your career is over. And stop exposing my scam bitch, all right, and this stop turning me gay and into a child h bomb. I don't think it's funny at all. I don't think it's funny.
And you owe me tens of dollars. Okay, secretly you laugh. I'm sure I don't laugh at that shit. Ain't funny, making me look like a moron.
I don't like it, felting me with your stupid videos. All right, I'm throwing you out of here. Your career is over. The king has spoken.
Okay, all right, all right, friends, we have done a great job tonight. We have destroyed all the detractors. We destroyed them. Yeah.
I don't have a sense of humor. I don't think that shit is funny at all, but it is what it is. Okay. So we got a long flight back to you know, my home state.
I've got fly all the way across the country. But it was worth it to take over Steve Cambian Studio. I felt at him, I felt at two detractors. That's three three damn three hundred to go, friends, We're gonna do it right, We're gonna We're gonna do it.
I owe the I R S three K. Give them the money, dude. Yeah, yeah, you guys got to pay for that, not me living it up in renting, but always pulling Hogan's. That's right, that's right.
So we want to take a moment to thank all of you kind and generous benefactors. You people on Kick that were gifting subs. We had eye Level or to and Clivesdale and eye Level are out so many times? How many did I level?
Give one? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine? You only gave nine. You couldn't round it off and give ten?
Oh no, wait he did give ten. I'm sorry, I apologize, Oh but that was Oh yeah he did. He gifted ten subs, very very kind. And we had Robert p gifted ten memberships and a couple other people gifted memberships.
You know, I'm going into Steve Cambion's bank account. I'm taking this money from him. I need it more than him. Okay, Jeord Dash eight cheat and my wife eats a lot.
Cave Teeth with five needs more snorts and acts. Shut up, shut up, But thank you for the last minute donation you've been holding after this whole time. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Thank you. Hear. Cave Teeth is a long time show supporter over here. But I'm stealing all the money to a federal crime.
Remember to mess with somebody's bank account. But since you detractors messed with mine, he got those bank leaks out. By the way, those were real, totally real. I spent all that money on gin and micro transactions on you know Apple, I pulled all those Hogans, and these morons from my show paid for it, all all that gin.
You know. Yeah, the bank leaks are real. Okay, I don't care. I don't care anymore.
Tell the truth about that. I don't care. Somebody sat there on the phone for seventeen hours to figure out exactly where all my money goes, and they were right about it. That's right.
Yeah, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm just gonna be honest and honestly. I didn't make enough money tonight. I'm disappointed in you.
Morons. You should have a bunch of brokie morons should have given me at least another one hundred and fifty, at least another one fifty. All right, Gin and Jizz, The next DSP mixtape is dropping soon. Dark Wind says, this was funny.
Well, thank you very much. So we're going to bounce on out of here and I will leave you with this stupid detractor song that everybody likes. I don't know why everybody likes it so much. Yeah, it's got the Keino Casino boys in it, and it's got the Steve Gambian guy.
I better untie him from the closet. All right, Well, want to thank all of your supporters, even though you didn't get me enough money. You bunch of brokies holding out. But you know, we hit the goal at the last minute thanks to an anonymous tip.
Totally real. It was totally a real tip. We totally hit the goal tonight and felt at those detractors and felt at PPP and Warski. By the way, I don't have anything against Warski.
I still want to maybe bind him if he lets me. But PPP could suck a dick. Call my wife fat look at him, right, come on, PPP, who you call him fat? I know you're rich, successful, powerful, talented, but shit, man, you got to call my wife a pig.
I'm the pig. Okay, So we had a good bit of support tonight, but not enough. Maybe next time we'll get like, you know, real support, not just like you know, half the goal. I mean, I mean we totally hit the goal.
We had an anonymous typical last minute got us right over to the edge of the goal. We totally hit the goal. Maybe next time, I'm just gonna felt the Tino Casino boys or live on the show. I'm just gonna felt them and destroy them because they are the main detractors that are fueling all the hate against me on the internet, and they're making you know, they just turn the stream on and they get thousands of dollars.
They're always going on vacation because you morons give them too much money, and they got all this vacation money, and they have so much money that they could take time off. I'm here six days a week begging. That's much better than the keynot fuck Keino Casino. All right, that's that's it.
I've given you enough of my time for this little paltry King's tax bit of money that you guys podied up tonight. That's all I got for you. Join me tomorrow for the Level Shit podcast. Good night, and God bless all of you, except you broke motherfuckers and you content moochers and your detractors.
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I'm caught up on law and on dark Side Phil Law. There's a deep there's four hour deep dives into these people on YouTube, and you know, I know all about dark Side Phil and his fundraising scams. My favorite Steve tell us your favorite your favorite. State income tax and then asked for more money to pay the income tax money.
Steve tell us your favorite Phil scam? Which one is your favorite? My favorite was when he did a fundraiser to get the state taxes. That he owed and then he got that and then he went back to the audience.
He was like, I got a problem because now my income went up and now I need more money. To pay him. He's a bomb. No, I think I can pay for him, though, because if that guy was such an early adopter into streaming for games and he was getting millions of views, and now look at his views, it's it's.
Say no, but wait, but you know understands Steve. He's a survivor though. You gotta give him credit. He's likes and now I'm streaming with PPP for one thousand views and twenty seven dollars in donuts.
You know, like he's a survivor. He's a survivor. So back in the day on twitch like, it turned out like the average person on Twitch got about twenty six cents or fifty cents a viewer. Right Darkside film makes like fifty eight dollars per viewer.
And it's just like he. They call it pignosis Steve, So they call. Him the viewer does to have a good night. They call him the pig roach, and he operates what's called pignosis where he tells everybody how poor he is.
He's on the verge of homelessness. Take his house, they're gonna take his car. My favorite Steve was that he was gonna be forced to eat lunch meat sandwiches. He's like, what do you guys?
Do you guys expect me to eat lunch meat sand what? What do you mean? So you don't know this one? Yeah?
One of Phil. One of Phil's complaints was that he needed more donos because otherwise he'd be so poor that he would have to resort to eating lunch meat sandwiches and that just won't fucking do. So Phil needed that money. Now, now, Steve, have you heard of where all the money goes?
Because Phil akes like two hundred thousand dollars a year. Every spend tens of thousands of dollars on a wrestling mobile game. That's right, yes, yes. And somebody caught him and then he said he sold the account that somebody else.
I was to get him. I was trying to get him to ask to it again today. So on the Wrestling Show, we now have a segment called Grill Phil where every week I grill Phil about his various scams and lies. And this week on Grill Phil, we grilled Phil about his WWE Champions lies, where yes, he admits that the account was him, and yes, he admits that he spent tens of thousands of dollars on.
Then he sold the account, so he doesn't have any access to it. Anymore, except it's against the terms of SURF to sell the account, and with the amount of people that would be reporting him because of all of his detractors and haters or trolls or what happened. Yes, and also it wasn't listed anywhere or on any of the sites that do sell these accounts, you know. And he's like, well that that it changes.
I sold it privately. A big of a world of doom side bail. He needed your money. To get back.
Awell Dom sad Bill. He needs your money to the b. Come along and watch him play. He's got some goals and you must pay.
Soon in watch him beg and cry his bills are due. He just may die. The despicable world of Don side Field. He is your money to get by.
The despeakable world. Of Dom Sidfield. He needs your money to get. By world.
Of Tom Sidfield. He needs your money to survive. Watches beggon streams all day. He sucks sad games, but makes.
You pay day off tomorrow. And door dash. Send them some tips. He needs your cast got to speak up a world.
Of doc sidevil. He needs your money to get ye go to speak up a world of doc side fil. He needs your money to survive. Welcome friends, I am Phil Burnell, and you are watching the lettling Up podcast, and tonight we're gonna have some positive, meaningful content for you, with some begging on the side.
I am the King, and these distractors are getting on my nerves cheap. Among them this Steve Cambian guy who felt at me in that fucking interview and has been felt to me ever since. But I went, I got on the plane, I went to his house and I beat the shit out of him. I got him tied up in the closet, I took over his studio.
I even took his glasses hang like that bitch, and tonight I am gonna be destroying all of the detractors live right on air. Now. We've welcomed many of the detractors, but none of them are here yet because they're bitches and I am the king. I am the king Snake.
You know, you all may know that I snake the Tino casino right. You know, I also try to fuck Andy Warski, but that's a story for another time. I just I could not I could not resist his manly manliness. I wanted to get my hands on his cheeks and not the one on his face, you know what I mean.
I wanted to anyway, I snaked those Keno casino boys, and I had this long plan where I was gonna ingratiate myself and then get a big boost from their audience and then beg their audience for money. And it worked, and I got thousands of dollars from those keynot boys until I had to fire that PPP because he called my wife fat He called my wife fat cat and I couldn't have my co host calling my wife fat cat tonight. We're gonna only have positive meaningful content, right, positive meaningful content tonight. I don't know how he wears those glasses.
We will take a moment to welcome in the live chat, and I will be reading all of the super chats, and I'm keeping the money because Steve Cambian I needed more than him. Okay, I have bills. I need that money. I really really I need that money to pay my bills, to pay my taxes, to do door Dash.
So my fat wife ain't got cook no more. Right, she don't like cooking as fat as she is. You think she'd be a good cook and be cooking all the time. Nope, nope.
She prefers the door Dash. So you morons better give me some money so I could send it to my wife for door Dash. She's gonna need about six dinners by the time we're done with this show. Real American has gifted one True Seekers membership.
That's why he's gotta subscribe, because then you could win one like Archduke Instinct was gifted a membership by Real American. Yeah, and uh, I know I'm supposed to he's got these begging bumpers of me. Listen to this. Why do I spend the money?
So, why do I spend all that money because I'm gonna get more? Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money. You have to worry about it.
Yeah, I agree with that. I'm gonna I'm always gonna get more money from you morons on the end, I mean you big supporters on the internet, right, and don't worry about your disability check and don't worry about your rent being due or gas or whatever. Yes, and CSK is here with five and one for the goal and says I did nothing wrong. I did everything right.
Yeah, I've been playing this game and people are making fun of me for playing it wrong. I didn't play it wrong. I did everything right. I did nothing wrong, nothing wrong.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, absolutely, thank you CSK for the look at this. Robert P. Has gifted ten two seekers.
Wait a minute, where's the dark Side film memberships? You son of a bitch? What something's not working? I try to read.
I should have did this from my own stream yard. Fuck is hey? Robert P. Send that money to me, not Steve Cambying.
But look at Midnight Perdue got a free membership, and right Man Mod got a free membership from Robert P. And Leo and Zigga Rats and Self Looking ice Cream Cone Taylor Taylor and Pete Robo and William Snook and what is that? Dion Barstow was also gifted a free membership, all from the kindness, generosity and support of Robert P. You must be one of Steven Cambian's wales.
Come to see my show. Fuck Steve Cambian. You don't need to give him no money. You should come over to my show.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, Yeah, dollar signs are too powerful. Robert P. You should send your powerful dollar signs over to me.
Dude, Like I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane. Ah yeah, I'm gonna make someone. I'm stealing this money. I got his he's got his bank account information on this computer.
I'm just gonna take it all. I will take it all. So listen, before we begin, I want to recognize the kick Live chatters, and I gotta give you the Beglar Beggar sample tack Okay, before we start the show, I'm gonna hold it hostage you bitches. I'm not starting to show until we get one PayPal donation, until we get one buy me a coffee, till we get one Kick subscriber, one YouTube membership, one gifted sub on Kick, and one.
We already got eleven gifted memberships, but I'm resetting it. Were you you sent those memberships before the super Beggar Sampler pack, and we got to redo the goal. Okay, cholichol Troll is here with five and says thank you, Robert P. Big ups, toy trot Let's see eat some Arbi's and keep the Horsey sauce out of your beard.
Yeah the other yeah it get it gets in there. You know it's scratchy too. You know my wife doesn't like it. She doesn't like it.
But thank you Toli Trotte for your kindness, generosity and support. Cash money, bitches, cash money, that's right tonight. We're after cash money. So let me do that Beggar sampler again.
Okay, we gotta get one true Seekers membership and a new one. We're resetting. We gotta get a gifted true Seekers membership. We gotta get a sub over on kick and a gifted sub over on Kick, and we should have some guests here tonight for me to yell at.
I mean to destroy. I'm destroying these detractors. Did you know there's this guy Duty streams. His whole life, His whole life is thanks to me.
He wouldn't even have a channel if it was fuck Duty Street Judy who calls themselves duty? Do you know what duty is? It's shit, That's what I think. Yeah, we'll take a moment to welcome in the kick Live chat.
We've got f f uh. I could never see this. Let me make it bigger. We make it bigger.
There we go, all right, we have f F nine thousand is in the kick chat. Need for sneed Detective Cat is over there, you know, let me see doom w r Reeal is over there, and let's lee I Leveler gifted one sub to the community for our super Beggar sampler. He gifted a sub to not a Glowy. Let me go over and check it.
Make sure we don't. We've got heavy cav five five five five is in the kick Live chat. Eye Levelers in there. He just got a free Hey, don't be a leech eye leveler, you just got gifted sub That means you got to pay it forward and buy ten subs.
Let's get some subs, motherfuckers. I need the money for Hogan pulls and door dash and massages. I gotta get a rubbing tug because my wife won't bang me because she's too big and she may kill me. And she gets on top of me, she may kill me.
So I've been going to the Chinese rubbing tug and that's one hundred and fifty bucks. But let me tell you this, old chines Man, you haven't lived till you've gotten till you've gotten wank, your wanky pulled on by an old Asian lady. She must be seventy five, but she really is good at that, right, thank you, trolly troll troll. Let me check in with the kick Creator dashboards.
See if we're gonna call out every single super chat, every gifted sub. Let's get some subs. Don't be content, leeches. I'm not starting to show until we get some more subs and more gifted memberships, some more superchats.
I'm just not doing it. Don't you want to see me destroy the detractors tonight look at this. Look at this MEW two x V real gift of the sub, and I Leveler gifted a sub and I Leveler gifted another sub. Praise be the cash, my friends, Praise the cash.
Praise the cash. Praise be the cash, and thank you to the kick subscribers. Because dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
I'm gonna make so much money. It's insane. But we're still not starting to show until we get PayPal pledge. And we got to get buy me a coffee and a PayPal pledge.
Real American with five ask your parents for the rest to buy a BK roadhouse. King, like the true king? Are you talking about that little MOUSEI dude, are you talking about PWR and his fake army? No?
Man, he just admitted he hasn't had asked since twenty fourteen or something. He's not the king. I am the King of begging. Okay, I'm the King of begging.
There's nobody better at begging. You know. Sometimes PPP tries to act like he's good at begging. He learned it from me.
PPP learned to beg and grift his audience from me. Okay, and but thank you without going in this specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money. I'm being honest here.
I have no money right now. Yeah, I don't got no money. I need a plane ticket home because I came and invaded at Stephen Caban's house. I beat him up, but I hear his his wife's coming home soon.
She's gonna beat my ass. Probably she's scrappy, but she's out with the kids. Maybe she'll be coming back. She's gonna find her husband in the closet.
Yeah, I got him for a you know, for doing that interview and snaking me. Steve the snake. Fuck that guy, David d Davidson, you're looking good, Phil. Did you lose some weight?
No, I keep putting on weight because I eat like shit. I eat door dash every day. You can't. I tell everybody I eat healthy.
I'm lying. Who's eating healthy? Eating fucking Subway and RB's and tacobell and pizza all the time like a fat slob. Come on, man, I am not healthy.
But thank you. Throw money at me. That's right, Throw money at me, Davidson. Throw more.
We're not starting to show till I got some more money. The hell with all of you people, that's pe link with ten need to fake jerking it and say, oh, the camera was on, the camera's on the whole time with that, Yeah, yeah, that was You're ruining the show. I already planned that, but I'm waiting for the female guests to come on and then I'm gonna start jerking it. Okay, that's what I planned.
I think that's a good idea. Maybe I shouldn't do that. I don't know that girl too well. She'll call it an SA or something.
I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Oh I got a dangerously low bank account. Holy geez.
Midnight Perdue gifted five two Secrets memberships. Praise the cast. Praise the cast. Bitches.
Hazelton three sixteen Spiritual Ascension, Matt Gagero, Texas Childhouse, Brian, Brian Rogers, and rio O d All got gifted free memberships from Midnight Purdue. I'm not starting to show until we get eighty five more gifted memberships. Okay, I'm just start doing it, Okay. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, those dollars signs are too powerful. But they're never too powerful for me because I need the money. I need a plane ticket to get home when I'm done. Felton, Steve Cambian, you know, one moment here, Oh, we got some other people.
One second here, let me just get through the chat. Mm hmm here, one moment here, let me you know there, thank you for the gifted memberships Midnight Purdue, And look at that mighty pingus is here. I always thought you were the king, Phil. Don't let the detractors get you down.
Have some whale tail, get some ogans, and ignore your wife. Stephen Cambian is a fake detractor, Yeah, he said, Johnny, come lately. He hasn't been busting my balls for seven years. Like some of these people were going to be talking about tonight with got duty streams and that bitch what's her name brand Polcat, that other bitch toxic toxicity, unmanaged or whatever.
That bitch is grifter. Then blam Polecats. He's grifter, she made she only covers me in that weird what's his name guy? That dude he's worded.
Look that dude's a bigger loser than me. Why don't you just be his detractor? Why it's gotta be my This is the girl I'm talking about this. Bitch supper, Phil super.
How she got the same lamp as Stephen Cambian. That's the magic there. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
It is appreciated. And where the hell the bumpers go? Oh yeah, oh yeah? The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, they are too powerful, but not for me, Thank you, Lady Pingus. And we have archduke instinct. Sorry, King Phil, this one is missing a zero. I hope it's enough for your two big bills, your majesty.
Look, man, this won't even pay for my ball salve. Do you know how much ball save costs? You know, I think I got an infection in my balls and I need some ball salve. I don't even know if that's gonna cover it.
Throw money at me. You gotta throw more money at me. Our stu can stink. And then we've got Abraham and here, hey, Jimmy, shut up.
We reusing listen Abraham, and it costs about one hundred bucks and materials to make one of these. We recycled, We recycle, okay, but you're right, good, good, We're recycling props. Thank you, Abraham M. We're kind of generosity.
Well, let's face it also money talks. Let's face it, money talks. I'm almost up to the large chat. And then we're gonna bring on this guest girl Arbie's at the goal.
Well, that would be a good idea if I already do or dashed it, but I didn't. So that's the only goal we can have is a smoking goal and a oh, I got some beer, I'm gonna be drinking. So for every one hundred dollars, I'll drink a beer, and I'll drink every beer too. I'm not a bitch.
I'm not gonna scam you like I did the last couple of times to shots. I'll drink the beer and then you give me one hundred dollars and we gotta get through this, all right. We're gonna bring in our first detractor guest. She's kind of a newer detractor, but she's been busting my balls a lot.
Right, I don't even know her name is Bland polecat this girl? And then we got this h bomb guy. Did you know there's a detractor who turns me into a child and turns me gay we're gonna talk to him too. David Davidson, I had to take a second mortgage out of my cardboard box I live in.
That's not my problem. As long as you send me the money I live in to send the super chair. I hope it's enough. No, you're missing a few zeros.
You're missing a couple of zeros, not just one. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Mighty Pengas says, I do physical labor every day, but I couldn't imagine sitting in a chair streaming.
What a sacrifice? What a king? That's right. I don't care if you're a roofer or whatever you do.
You don't work as hard as I work harder than everybody. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today. Yeah, we're gonna need to check in with the PayPal because we're not starting until we get some PayPal pledges.
Abraham M gifted five True Seekers membership. Don Trump got one, Solid Fool got one, and Banana Joe got one. Zombie Liquors got one. Ray TRD the Untrainable?
What kind of name is Raytard? The untrainable? But thank you Abraham M for kindness generosity and support. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane, all right. Yeah, we're gonna make it, all right, So listen, we gotta bring we gotta start bringing these detractors on. Donate to bring on PPP. Yeah, he's gonna need a thousand at least.
Okay, he either he ain't cheap. Okay, Uh, thank you, spooky and make sure you tune in this weekend. We're gonna have some premieres. P eighteen just became a member.
And if you become a member, you get a big shout out and then thank you so big shout out and thank you to new member of P eighteen. Without going in the specific yet again. Yeah, I have no money, no money. To be honest here, I have no money right.
Now, no money whatsoever. We need to get it all right. We're gonna bring the first detractor gust In here. I don't we got h bomb to the guy who turns me Gary.
That's strange, all right, Well, I don't know. We'll start with this bland polkat lady. Why don't fuck with me? Why can't you just leave me alone?
Bitch? Why can't you stop being a bitch bitch. I am not You're a bitch. You would make these videos?
What was your last video about me? About? It was about? What was it about?
God? I have you on my mind all the time? Apparently hmm. You know I'm not gonna know what you video.
Rib. This detractor sucks. We need better detractors up in this bitch. Okay, but I'm not the one that fucking blew a gas get over freaking subway, Phil.
Look something that sandwich was terrible. Tastes like ass and mayonnaise. I don't know, it wasn't good. You still ate most of it though, Well, yeah.
I'm a fat guy. You know what are you gonna do? Right? Listen?
What's gonna take to make you stop making videos about me? Listen? Phil? I think you're just gonna to stop being an abusive asshole to the people that gives you money.
Just because I beat my wife and my cat doesn't make me abusive, Okay. Right right? Okay? And what's this about you planning to sue us?
Yeah? I'm seeing everybody. We're gonna watch that video. I'm suing everybody.
I'm suing all you, detra I'm gonna take the money and instead of pull Hogan's I am gonna uh hire a lawyer like David Wilcock. I'm just gonna sue everybody, right. And by the way, in case anybody is retarded, this is a comedic parity. So if I say I beat my wife, it's it's a I do beat her.
Uh, But it's a comedic party. I don't abusive abusive. Yes, anybody who talks to their audience the way you do feel is absolutely an abusive human being. And if you can't notice it, then you're you're you're part of the problem.
My friend. If I can't notice what. That you abuse your audience, that you are an abuser that walks freely in this world, has a wife, has a cat. Why am I abusive?
Just because I beg that's my show. My show is begging, okay right? Video game ship thrown in in the middle of the My show is about begging, okay right. It's become more demanding than anything.
Yeah, and and listen, you could jump off of a cliff, bitch, You can just jump off of the cliff. That's all you're good for. Making a negative I made positive, meaningful begging content. Of course, of course, Phil, I mean you're the king.
Telling me to suffer ship? Phil? Is this. That that is inspired by the one and only Stephen?
By the way, what did you do with Stephen? I tied him up in the closet. Yeah, I can drop on him because he's half blind, so I snuck up behind him and he didn't see me and I hit him in the head with the bat. He's not good, though, he's breathing.
It's okay. Why is there a scantily dressed woman on the screen. I'm married? Yeah, Why do you got to be so scantily clad?
Right? Why are my shoulders showing? Oh my gosh, can you not control yourself? Phil?
No, that's that's that's who kind of outfit. Why got dressed like that? You can't dress like that triggering me? Oh my gosh, you're married.
You're married. You shouldn't be even looking at my shoulders. Go look at cats. Yeah, but my wife's a slob.
I can't help it. What do you expect me to do? You shouldn't talk about your wife like that. I know it's terrible.
I'm doing it in public too. Listen. If PPP can call my wife fat cats, then I can call my wife slob girl. Okay, okay, I mean girl, make me dinner bench.
I don't feel like we're dashing today. It's turkey every day for you. I feel really bad for you, to be honest, Yes, he. Makes turkey all the time.
What is that about? I gotta get an avatar for our guest. I don't know why. Let me do that.
I'm gonna try to keep up with this. Let me get him his Oh there he goes, he did it. Did you know there's a thank you? Call me astro.
This scantily clad woman is triggering me. I see did she put on another shirt? She was scared? She were more scantily clad before.
Oh she did that to un trigger me. That's what I have to help you trigger, control your urges, control yourself. David David sentence, he got any tips for pulling the five rank rare whole covid on w W E Champs. No, I'm not sharing my secrets.
Listen. Do you know what I do when I pull a nice, sweaty Hogan, crank one out to it. Every time I love that ship, I just spank it out. That's why women scantily clad.
I don't like that ship now, Andy Warski scantily clad. I could get into that ship. I could definitely get. Into that Oh yeah, yeah, I love him.
But listen, there's this there's the this dude h bomb on the internet. And he turns me into a child and calls it zesty dsp or some ship, and then he makes me gay even though I am gay. I mean I want to bang Andy Warski and Hulk Hogan. That's it.
Just those two. Mmm, just those two. We gotta talk to this h Bomb guy. We're gonna watch one of his latest videos.
Welcome h Bomb, You detract a piece of ship, some of a bitch? Why are you making these videos? Me gay? Wow?
Everybody seems to like them, so I'm gonna. Keepody likes him. Didn't you just get monetized? You're gonna make money off of making me gay?
This is. This monetized. Everybody's getting monetized off of making fun of me. Detractor clowns.
We have more talent than you could ever Jill. I know those detractors. Man. Do you see some of those animations and ship?
The people gets crazy AI videos. He makes these videos. I thought, listen, uh, this is one, this is just one. This is of the may first burst this h bomb?
Did that ship look yeah? Uh uh h h. H still no. Sh I'm always say I'm gonna still shut up pitch.
Oh, it's just a little bit more. Well, I'm thinking about Hogan. Okay, oh, just think of squeaty Hogan. Was there?
Oh? Oh oh, all right, anytime now? Uh need one? No lotion or almost almost shut up?
Pitch, shut up, pitch the mothers the moment was there? Shut up? Bitch? Oh?
Oh oh, almost. Sweaty Hogan. Oh the bush? Oh oh?
What is that? Betroom one? Hello, Hello and welcome. Oh the camera's on.
Sh the camera's been on the whole time. I don't even know. I didn't even know. Hello, oh.
Hello, Are you sure you didn't know the camera was on? I didn't know the camera was on, or I wouldn't listen. I didn't did anything come out? Nothing came out?
Yeah, I don't think. I shot my load all under the desk. It's still there. I haven't cleaned it.
It's still shot a big fat load right under the desk. I didn't have any knapkins had to be done. You know, I have a very stressful life, and sometimes I just need to let one loose. Oh you know, okay, what were you watching?
I was watching wwf O Cogan Superstars Classics. Mars Love detracting says, how's the gout? Fill? Shut up?
My gaut is fine. My gout is fine. Well, let's face it all so money talks. Yeah and CSK.
I did nothing wrong. I made everything white. That's right. I didn't do nothing wrong.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? I don't got any money, you know. So back to this h bomb guy?
What about making me? Turning me into a child? Are you saying that my streams are childish? H bomb?
Is that what you're saying? Yes, that's what I'm saying. And the way you're talking, your mannerisms. I don't know.
You sound more dead than me. Dude. It's no, I don't know about that one. He does.
He sounds gayer than me. Don't think so. You're you're a good judge. You look like they being come.
On, hey, you know I get to what I look like your wife a lot, so. You're hotter than her? Come on? Oh?
Is that so I'm gonna tell her? You should do that. Stop telling me to suffer. That ain't nice.
Soul Phil eternally. If you or my girlfriend, I would make you suffer. You know how, I would play video games for twelve hours a day and beg people for money on the internet and just fucking ignore you. Soffer bitch, Sofer bitch.
Are the door dash the goal? If we hit the goal? Only if we hit the goal? We have a H bomb.
Yeah, I did nothing wrong. I made everything white, H Bomb. We have a one of your videos? What what?
What is this latest video? Red Robin Reward? Oh? That is you eating Red Robin.
Oh. I love to watch myself eat. I can imagine you. Got monetized.
You got ads on here. You're making money off of my content. You're a content thief. I apologize, but it's us.
It's not very useful stealing my content. He's gonna get a top tier attorney and he's gonna sue you for all you got. He's gonna be one of the people that I sue. Yeah.
Look now it looks like there's two of them, but one of them is his video. I don't think this ship is funny. I don't. I don't think this ship is funny at all.
H Bomb. Do you think this ship is funny? I think it's funny. All right, let's I'll be the judge of that field on screen sixty five friends, who will mean all your filters off?
It's the one added from me and the fiction kids real tame. Oh guys, well, here's hoping that the food is good. You're gonna see what I mean the second somebody so much. I don't know.
I can already tell you they screwed up some of my wife's order. So yeah, it might not be as good as it's supposed to be. I guess we're about to. Find out, all right.
So, by the way, as. You know, when I'm doing DSP tries it I'm focusing on the food. However, if you guys do contribute at all, I will shout it out at the end of the episode here before we go offline and we are away for second goal, which means we would actually be working towards our next DSP tries of the how to Train Your Dragon meal from Burger King that comes. Out on Tuesday.
All right, so this is you enjoyed the show. If you enjoyed this, please support this stream so you can hit a second goal less than fifty bucks to go. Okay, all right, here we go yeah, come on here and welcome to another exciting edition of DSP tries Es Quality Content. Robust.
On today's episode, we're doing stuff a little different. Usually DSP Tries it is me ordering like fast food straight from a burger joint or taco bell or something like that. Today we opted to do something differently. We ordered from a sit down restaurant called Red Robin.
If you don't know what Red Robin is, it is a Gormway burger chain and shies down. But it is a sit down restaurant with all kinds of decor and stuff inside. So normally this would be a place you go, I want And what's happening? These places have been trying to make their prices more competitive because fast food like Burger King and McDonald's the prices of skyrocketing.
So now they're offering stuff for comparable prices to what you would pay at a fast food place. And I'm curious. Today the two things are gonna try how exactly good is the food? Is it worth the money?
And actually we have some cool stuff. We have a very limited edition appetizer. But the summertime, even though it's not summer here to get I guess close enough month away. You've got a special appetizer to try out one of their dormet burgers and fries.
Whoa look at this eye, leveler. I Leveler gifted a sub and then another sub, and another sub, and another sub and another sub and another sub. That's a lot of subs. See that's how you do it right, that's why you beg that's come on, you dents, come on, I level her, give me twenty seven more.
That's enough. It's not enough to hit the goal, but we will thank ee leveler with a very special bumper. Day one views, Day one inflated views. Make the money.
Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it. I'm so just enveloped in greed and money.
I need money. I need money. I need that money to pay my bills. By the way, I really desperately need the money to help with my tax situation.
So hint, hint, mony, many many many many many many many money money money money that I gotta spend, spend, spend. It's rare when I have to come out and say, guys, we really need tons of money. Today. When do I say that?
Right? Dude? You know how rude it is to ask people about money. Thanks for the money, stupid fuck, Thanks for the money, stupid fuck, thanks for the money, stupid fuck.
I mean, eye leveler, thank you very much, I leveler. You are the MVP of subs for tonight. And let's go back to this zesty DSP. I don't understand how making me gay while I'm eating It's funny but okay.
However, as pro tends to happen when you order, I think they proofed off on some of the order. First of all, my wife ordered this chicken sandwich that was supposed to have certain things on it, and it was missing some of the stop For example, you're supposed to have avocado. No avocado on the sandwich at all, ripped off? Is this going to be correct or not?
We ordered what was supposed to be a special summertime drink called lemonade that's supposed to have peaches. And other things in it. Do you tell the driver even though it. Even says on the pea, this just looks like normal lemonade.
How long does it take for you to yellow? There's nothing in that? See that? So let me give it a taste.
First of all, I don't know halfour most of the time. Who comes in half hours. Now here's the problem. If you were to get a regular lemonade from them, It's like.
This lemonade sucked it smell it tastes like lemonade with rotten peaches in it. And I don't mean the stripper, I mean the peaches. You know, the peach is six change. So both my wife and I got one and we paid basically eight extra dollars and got nothing.
So this might be a case I might have to complain. I don't know, like that's I complain. I got all my money back minute. A minute made lemonade.
Egg prices are going up. You and your goddamn monetization. You're stolen money stole you. Stole that money from me.
You stole this content from me. I know it's transformative. And look this lad polcats trigger me again with her with her revealing outfit, chilling cleavage and everything, and I'm getting get triggered. If you had man boobs, I may be interested, but I'm not interested in lady boobs.
I'm looking on my man boobs. Have you noticed they're getting bigger? Yeah? The pin striped shirt is really giving it right.
Now bigger, They're getting bigger every day. My man boobs are getting bigger. Soon I'll be able to crank out to my own man moves, my moves. So why would order?
I wouldn't have had it, So we got ripped off. Says it right on everything, and they did it wrong. Now sadly, that makes me wonder what else is going to be wrong in the order. I hope not much, and hopefully the order is good, but we're about to find out.
Okay, So starting off, we have a special appetizer today. It is called showing your barbecue pulled pork. Now, my wife took some of it to try herself. There was no way I was gonna eat this whole thing myself.
Let's take a look at the barbecue pulled pork nachos and see what's. In natos are pretty good like barbecue. Well, as you can see, everybody here likes barbecue. And he's yukon potato chips, chew sauces to pour on this.
Everyone. So I'm gonna do that, all right, I'm actually gonna pour yeah. Some of this song. I have no money.
Why would you give that man, money, it is. Okay already. You see at the bottom, so it already sadly, it's probably coagulated already. We're going to do about that delivery, right, So, just like my switch that putt it in there, it's my.
Didn't you catch me lying about my switch? Bitch? I don't know. You tell me you're in the switch bitch lying about my switch?
Bitch? You know, blame blame the guys at the call center. Topa says, this is. Well, I spell last week.
The dollar signs is too powerful for a lot of people. Man, okay, it's. So I'm gonna tell fantasies. Oh I wanted to see his abs and his muscles.
Of course, you then I would have got caught cranking one out on camera, dan if I if he sent me the pictures I asked for, I don't know why he didn't. This is not positive meaningful content, h bomb. It's very positive and meaningful filled the who. I'm dripping from before.
That edge on the skin that looks like it has. A special sauce, it's going to be wonderful. Yeah, let's see how hot these helipinos are exactly. I just had some way too hot alipinos from subway.
Let's hope that these are not the insanely hotlips right. Me tight and make me feel better about here we go after that night. Yeah, summertime nachos, A taste. Is delicious.
It does look like Jiz on the nachos. It looks like jis on the nachos because it is my own special seasoning sauce. Crispy the chip is, however, and big Clydesdale has gifted a sub incredibly firechesraise it. Praise it.
Why do I spend the money? So just why do I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more? Trust me, I know I'm going to get more.
I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. You don't want some port, I want some of the That's right. I'm going to get more money from Clydesdale.
He's going to send me a hundred more subs. Here's a Chunk's supporter. He loves my Jiz nachos. Well, chip broke, it really does look like here, let's make it bigger.
Look how look that looks like Jiz? Not there? We are. On this one and another hot Alpinio.
Oh, boy. Lands take on the consistency of that sauce. That's rude to our. Guest, the consistency.
But SE's a detractor ship. I want her to jump off a cliff and die. An h bomb, you could jump off a cliff and die for making this video. That's some good flavor.
Good flavor in the ranch has. Some contrasting sauce in this It's pretty good. This is making me hungry for nachos with his sauce. Turkey nachos, though you can't have nachos every day, you.
Know, Oh turkey. That is pretty daring. But this guy's. I didn't bring a fork, No, this is pretty messy.
I definitely should have brought a fork. I wasn't thinking ahead. Oh boy, railroad bomb with one big up to Bland Polka and h bomb. Your Phil sounds like Ethan Raff's pervy hillbilly cousin, Steven suffer Man child Phil bitch.
He's in the closet where he belongs. All right, I really like that. It's these chips pick up guys. Oh looking monetized ship.
What your assholes? Every time you see an add on the Detractor channel, it pisses me off that means they're making money and I'm not. What's that about? Why are they making money off of my videos?
And some of them get more views than I do, A lot of them get more reviews than I do. Wait a minute, you make it. This is making me sick watching me eat the hold on. Don't have another stroke, Phil, calm down.
Shut up, bitch, Wait a minute. That's the big jiz nonchos. There we go, Thank you railroad bum for your kindness. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me today. It's a chip baby, look at that. Let's get some tips and it's a babe. Hey Phil, is it true that your head grows more bulbous with every Hogan pool?
Well, my cock, that's bigger because I get. I get. It's very sweet every time. Doesn't have much smoke.
It's too stiffy. But thank you kindness. Generosity contrast too powerful for a lot of continues. Oh, here we go.
Can I get a lot in the dark. Out of the pocket? Eat nachos out of your pocket? I want to want.
It's a positive stroke. You get it? Doesn't want to go on? The chips is being an elusive artist.
I got some nachos he's not saying anything. You know, I'm suiting you for making this jiz nacho video. Right, that's all right, I got I got a lawyer in the family. You've got a lawyer in the well ship.
Maybe I'll take you off the list. Then this is a pretty good I'm definitely suing this girl. You think about it, I'm gonna see sexual trauma because. They like the.
Sexual trauma. I like the barbecue and ranch contract. I know, I like the potato chips. And women in video games either have big tits and nice answers and all that.
You don't need that, Okay, dose nachos look disgusting. Shut up, they were delicious once I put the me. For more than one person, right, like one person should be eating this whole thing. Yeah, I could sue blame because she's broke and broke.
I'm poor about twenty bucks broke. I mean, that's pretty much what they charged for appetizers these days, so it's not Yeah. Finally snapped. Yeah, this is the leather face film.
Smacking my finger. It tastes so good. Put the lotion in the back in the basket, in the. Basket that in person too, That tastes great.
Okay, I'm gonna have more of that lad here. But obviously if the restaurant you want to have a door mate burger, right, And that's what we got here. I got these scorpion burger Yeah, recommended by stream earlier today, they said get the scot I said, all right, we'll try it. Okay, let's broke.
It does not appreciate meaningful jiz content steak fries. You don't know what. Get the standards to test. And do you know what the special sauce is on the I didn't tell me.
Guess what the special sausage from the burger. Some of their steak frog tell me get it over with. They give you giant napkins. This is the money in the basket.
Giant again and again. Yes there's a being oh my huge steak fry. Kind of sobby though, but I mean it was delivancy humany name today to four to fower. Well, it's just okay, we're just okay because I didn't there's a small, very small gentlemen's relish.
They really didn't season them, that's right. And then we have and sadly they are kind of soggy. I would have liked some more crispy. So soggy, like my underwear because they're just okay, because I get so hard thinking about Andy.
Warski, they're just okay. You will leak a little bit into your underwear if you if every time, and that's on the table and like a shaker, so you would go. A snail trail. It's just it was so moist.
But that's the only word that I could say, very moist. Soggy sandwich is here and says soggy. Yeah, I think okay. And then of course there's thetsyrup.
Which is how it's supposed to if you read it right, it is supposed to absolutely. Purely yellow. Okay. So I think they didn't have the ingredients to make it, but rather than cancel it, they said, oh, we'll just squitch.
You'll put some of the liquid in there and and call it a day. Even though the dollar is extra for the peach variation and variation they sent you, it is pretty bad. For over one hundred. Goddamn you got the ads turned out the fucking maximum or what?
What the. God damn, it's like a six minute video. There's already been seven ads. What the fuck?
All that stolen money that's awestu. You better give me that money from every one of these ads that is playing. Write to your check for two cents. There you go.
You get more than that that They did that to me. It's like fifteen dollars per one thousand views, bitch. Okay, anyway, how much do you owe me? Let me see what five you owe me?
You owe me like six bucks? All right? So this is I want or I'm suing you? Whoa boy?
Look at that? So it's got. Geez it's got those fried jalapeno coins. Got a special sauce too.
You know what special sauce? I know you know what this like. There's a. Special sauce.
Boy, it looks that ship. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, what the fuck? Boom?
Since we've been watching this video, the super chest slowed down. That is a bunch of brokies in the chat. Fucking brokies over here. From over here, fucking bro It smells very spicy.
I wonder if it is. I think they call it. Come on, let's get halfway there and then it's all. There's a lot on this day, but this is gonna be very messy to eat.
Okay, so let me show you up close. But it looks like it looks like ship. That's what it looks like. It looks like a pile of slop.
But he's gonna stuff it down it. I mean, I'm gonna stuff it down my throat anyway. Okay, today, trying to get a shot basically for a thumbnail. There the sauce dripped on my leg while I was holding it like that.
I'm not kidding. No, I didn't find my taxes, so I'm just gonna. I didn't have to eat it over here, you know what I mean? Like on a.
Let's go, let's get some subs, Brookie, Let's get some subs, and let's later stop holding out on me and a bunch of morons on the internet. All right, go do a well call real quick. Power compels you. You are pig nosed.
I will pize all of you. Peeks some more super tax or I'm ending the power devower. Did you monetize your friend's death and still have ads on it? Yeah?
Him, he's dead, dead, Robert. Delicious? What's going to but here you go, Phil, I'll go to sleep a hungry that's right. I don't care if the dents are hungry or homeless.
Or bankrupt. As long as I get the money. I need that money. I really really do.
I need that money. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, that is correct. And also I'm gonna make so much money.
Chewing, damn. They do add a fried breading flavor. They're very tame compared to the kilapeno that you chewy. Not this jewy fast is very chewy things.
So I did not really taste it that much. It wasn't a little bit of spice, but not too much things. Oh boy, let's continue. Like your face, really, my.
Face is not saggy. My balls are and my breasts are my breast my moves are very saggy. Can some bras from you? I think we're about the same size.
What are you like a sea cup? Sure, I'll send you a couple, all right. The third bike was the best a lot of me. The cheese is delicious.
It actually has to. Send me some dirty underwear table. Yeah, you'll save. It's not underwear, I.
Would say it is. On the but you feel char flavor. The bet is a good bit pol enjoy a girl, handsome young plead and bachlor. Here mind if I swing my space craft, fire places, spiritual.
Sauce on there. I think that's not being sauce. I am not in it's pretty good. But let's face it, money.
Talking the sandwich well the burg Now, if you were h Cogan or Andy Warski, I would definitely be interested. See how it does. I am joy. Unfortunately we are not there because a tomato fell right off.
Oh tomatoes. Saggi Sandwich has gifted a true singers membership and wellness wisdom won it. Make sure you subscribe because if you subscribe, you could win a free membership when kind of generous people like Saggi Sandwich gift them. Yes, yes, so, But let's face it, any talk the bun is too small.
The bun is talking to me. It's so small. I can't as me and I can't really pull the what you would want it to be. Fine, you're making six dollars video, loser.
You got to learn to be like me. Do another super begger. Like where do I go at next? Because I did No matter what I do.
Look at another as Jesus h bomb. How many fucking ads did you put in one fucking video? Dude? That's my second job, just to piss you off.
Hell, yeah you do, because every time I see your ads, I know you're making money off of my content because you're a content thief. I should have mirrored this. I apologize to the audience for Uh, I'm not the greedy one. It's it's it's this guy h Bomb.
He's a greedy bitch and he he cranked the ads to like twelve. Then you were going to look it's completely mood on. That's what it is. Yeah, I know you did it on purpose.
I can't even really get it back in the position. So this is gonna be challenging to eat. Phil his hands. No, I didn't wash my hands.
I crank one out right before I ate this burger, and I didn't even wash my hands. Sorry, but I'm being honest. You know, Blend, Sometimes you gotta crank one out right before you eat. Do that?
Just crank I can't say I have but not wash your hands. All right? Just wipe them on my shirt. Oh very mild.
I just wipe them on my shirt. Sometimes you get what I wish. It depends on where you choose. You can hit yourself in the head if you're not careful when you crank one out.
Oh my gosh, hbom sewer power is detecting evil dsp. I believe that he cranked it up to fourteen words of the pig roach. I can't believe that hboub wastes his time making videos about me. Cheese birders.
I got a thousand dollars to eat that cheeseburgers on my show. I feel about that. Said, the burger bun is too small, so we can't really contain the burger to the bunt. I'll come completely off.
Gee, oh my gosh, sliding off. Yeah, you can't sacrifice the streaming time. I can't eat it. You shoot, you just keep going.
I am the hardest in the game. Of course. Wow, well that's. For the buns comes, I mean a giant mask.
Are you kidding me? What the hell? Could you maybe give me a bun? Look, the bun you can see is the size of like a tiny regular cheeseburger, and.
The burger passed. There's nobody can holding on? Why did they do that? Waiting for the wings episode?
Well this is comes to those Well, look are you kidding? Chats withholding again? Bland, Dang, they're withholding the donos. I have to check in too on the PayPal and on the chat as well.
Find out any of the morons, I mean the viewers have supported the show, I mean paid for my millionaire lifestyle Millionaire, Well, yeah, I made a lot of money for those Hogans and door Dash. Do you have any idea how much my wife eats? Oh my, you have to take her out more often, you have to walk her more often, walk her. I don't got a bulldozer or a dump truck or something.
Kat is crying downtairs because we're too broke to affoord door Dash. That's right, So get the money, people start, let's go when you hate to be dsp server in a restaurant. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we're going to get through this whole thing.
I gotta just yell at this guy for making these videos. What about the Yeah, wait a minute, what about the one where I'm a child? H Bomb? What's the one where you made me a little boy begs like a child?
Yes, that's one. Oh again with the ads. How much money are you making stealing my content? H Bomb?
Last I checked, it was about forty bucks. Forty that's my forty dollars. Though towards the goal. That could go to Michael goal.
Why are you stealing my money, h bomb, I'm not stealing it. Well, this is not positive, meaningful content. In the case, I'd like to keep that on face if we can. Oh my god, you turn me into a little child, a little beggar child.
Now that Friday we can do DSB tries a red robin. That would be awesome if we did so, guys, here's the deal. We're gonna start momentarily. I'll start getting set up now.
Thanks for coming by to see more Dooming the Dark Ages. We'll do around two plus hours a game. Can get to that. Let's get some Let's get our first support rolling out here, Let's get some super ship, some tips, some subs, let's get it all over.
Yeah, let's get you guys. This past were playing a lot of and we want to hit our goal tonight to continue uh getting our milestone rewards. I'd like to hit that uh EATI gold milestone by the end of the week. We're seventy four right now.
I'm shooting all the way through Friday, so we can hit it. If we do it, we you know, we get that support, we can hit it and have our next DSB tries it on Friday. That would be great. Okay, So first contribution of.
This isn't it awesome? Them that my audience reward is they get to watch me eat a cheeseburger after they give me fifteen hundred bucks. No, I think that's awesome. Xbox No, shut up, Xbox NUIs since it's not the best.
This is the worst detractive video I've ever seen. Except for polecats videos, they're even worse than this. All she does is go on YouTube and bitch about me begging. Bitch, you think I want to stop begging, Bitch, I'm not gonna stop begging just because you bitch about it.
I don't believe you are. I will beg more. I will beg more. You think if you fake tip yourself about the time right now?
You don't know those are fake tips. You don't know if they're real or fake or not. H bomb only makes forty dollars, that's right, dark Side Phil makes a grand a week begging suffa h bomb, that's right. Such a detractor, bitch, So it'll slowly build.
I imagine, Oh. Boy, let's see here. I don't think I'll be in duty stream. No, it's a troll so fuck this troll and they can kiss my ass.
There we go. Yeah, well, fuck duty. I invited him, he didn't even reply. Let's get our first legitimate contribution.
Of the That bitch detractor makes more money than I do. I think I get sit up. He definitely gets ten times more views than me. Okay, I sauce, I look down because you keep asking dumb questions in the chat instead of supporting.
So support the stream right now. That's that? Yeah, same thing here. People are asking dumb questions in the chat.
H bomb and uh blam polecat. They should just be They should just be supporting the show. They should you sure, Phil, that's right. Let's continue with it this ship, and I'll stop looking so sad in your opinion.
If you did, you shut up and send themselves by way. Thank you. I'm sad I didn't get enough money. Plate right home zero.
Starting out, you're not gonna have any support at the beginning. Half Wings called me fat hot, Carol Black that fat. That dude's fatter than me and he's got bigger tips. You are enjoying Tonight's doing the dark Age of stream either on youtubeer take please consider supporting it right now.
We have zero support tonight. It would be great to have some support to start the stripe. The help that you go the meatball. Now, let's get some more.
How about we get our first tip of the night. Get people are withholding. I'm trying to filter detractor, stop withholding. Send more money to.
Get some support rolling please. So far we have two contributions tonight. Let's get some more. That's right, that's more.
We're only at the twenty hour left. I'm actually gonna split apart momentarily. Yes, we might not hit our goal tonight, but it's okay. But it's not okay.
Send more money, bitches, It's not okay if we don't hit the goals. Guys, don't make me fake TI thirty. A couple of minutes break there. If you use the restroom, drain the lizard of your right back.
But please, guys, support the stream tonight. Tonight we have one singular person who supported on kick. We have one singular tip. We have like two super chats and that's it.
I don't know what's going on, all right, doom tonight, brokies. I want to think about this. We hit the another sun today. You guys say, oh, I like action.
I want to action. I have money. Why would you give that man money? But I'm playing was more difficult.
You guys said, don't play play hard, so I'm playing on a hard difficulty Rendred Chapter sixteen of twenty two. Let's get some support for the stream right now, but right back, I got a peek. Let's do it right. We beat car through the marshes in the next hour.
I don't know a long stages, but we'll find out. For guys, you need it. Please just get some support. Let's hit dad go.
We're only at like thirty bucks of support so far tonight with an hour ago. Let's hit it. Let's keep it going. Let's get to seventy five tonight.
Okay again, you'll owe me so much money each bomb you owe me, And you got non skippable ads? Really I do. I didn't even know that non skippable ads get the most revenue. So you you're cranking it up.
We'll go back. So explain to me how me begging like a child is funny? Each bomb, well, in your child voice, it makes it really funny. That's that is kind of funny?
All right? Nice? Isamaly gonna support the stream? Tonight?
We have about a half an hour left. Yeah, we probably only we have less than a half an hour left, just so everybody knows these these shows leg because of certain constraints. I can't be here all night. So stop withholding, you bunch of fucking brokey dents, and let's hit the goal.
We need thirty more super who's gonna hear the call of the goal. Let's get another gifted sub super biker stamp, you get another gifted sub on kick Let's get some ten more gifted memberships on YouTube. Let's get some PayPal pledges. Let's get some buy me a coffees, some super chats, some super thanks.
Where are all you supporters at? Why are you withholding till the last minute? Don't make me fake tip myself to the goals so I can pretend to the Kino boys that I'm not a loser and I'm still hitting my goals even without their help. All right, right, don't make me start he Look, all you people that aren't supporting are content thieves and broki's and moochersture explaining pollcaster mooching my content.
It's more entertaining than what you do. This dude, h bomb is mooching my content. He made like four dollars off of this video. I have not had it.
I want that. An hour exactually the same for Kick honestly, Uh yeah, kind of sucks. You guys like Doom. Please support doom'm you gotta support it guys again, you guys are enjoying Doom.
Please support it. We got about choice thirty even it's left on the stream. I don't think we have enough time for another stage, but we might start it and at least see what the next stage. Yes, we gotta hit three goals tonight, but.
Please support it. Hit only at like thirty bucks of support. We got a long way to go to hit. Give most of it to me and or trying to cry because we have support to trying to beat it is just bost So they're having a bad fingering platros.
That's why retreat David Davidson. With a big dip into my life savings for this tip, which is one hundred dollars. I catch my professionals, give me the rest of it. Eighty five short, you broke your motherfucker.
Where's the other eighty five dollars? Goddamn your highlight the hell man next night? Where is my money challenge experts why I. Spend the money.
So just why I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. Anyway, David, David, I don't care about to live in an I want the other eighty. Yeah, don't be broken dark clouds. Then again, I'm going to bang your ass.
I'm tired of people disrespecting me and all right lying to play this challenging and people still standup playing aftee, you can kiss my fucking ass. How about that? That's why you kissing money? And jump off a cliff just did a two dollars super Chet said, if someone actually contribute to one hundred dollars, I will actually tribute one hundred dollars.
So Umbo has been contributing a lot lately. Yeah, come on, I believe that's the goal. Oh look, I forgot. There's another.
This guy that being said, look at this ship, look at this ship. Mighty morphin beggar ranger. I'm a mighty morphan beggar ranger in this one. That that being said, owes me money, dooty streams owes me money.
What's this toxicity unmasked? That bitch, she owes me money. What about those detractor being that bitch and that dude they owe me money? That being said, duty streams all you people are making all this money off of me.
Oh, it's too because I'm doing. Something differently that's frtter than everyone else, and you can't make fun of me for it. Bad. Too bad, bitch is go fucking jump off a cliff.
That's right, because that's about the value that you have. If that's the kind of person you want to be, the holissick individual on the. Internet who only cares when someone's in suffering in misery, that's fucked up. That is seriously, what is wrong with you?
Jump off with that's your mentality. I'm doing something difficult. Shut up. It's not against the terms of service to tell your viewers to kill themselves.
Okay, it's not against the terms of service on kick or YouTube to tell. People to kill themselves. I only did I only did it when I was angry, so it doesn't count. It does not count.
Someone does that, that'd be amazing, he says, one hundred bucks. They'll match un your bucks of them, thanks for two bucks. And we've got Scott who just gifted us up. Thank you to obscu for the gifted sub tonight.
That's five bucks. It's now we're up to sixty four of support. Oh I got it. There you go.
If someone does one hundred, we'll do one hundred and we'll be up to two sixty four instead of sixty four, which would be absolute obviously amazing, right game boy? Hell are you? This is the finale of the stream for tonight. I'm trying to get as far as I can in the stage before we adjure, last chance for people to support and hit the goal.
We could do it. We already have an offer last minute ye were to do support, but no one's doing it. We're not going to do it. And that's it for.
Take it. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today earlier today we really did. It was excellent.
Did you guys enjoy tonight in Dune? We also made great progress. It's a shame we didn't hit the goal. I don't know why, yeah.
That we didn't hit our goal with Minecraft, we only did like fifty bucks, you know, and now tonight. You can't even get door dash for Doom. So what is I guess the question is what is going on with late streams? I I literally don't.
Oh, by the way, Judge Dredge did sub tonight and I missed it. I just looked it up. Judge Dredge sub tonight and that didn't count as a sub. So actually we end up seventy nine dollars to support tonight.
Again, really, h bomb, how many ads do you put in each of these videos? At least thirty. You must be making like tens of dollars. I want that money dollars.
Tens of dollars you're making off of my content, stealing my content. Okay, it's like three. No, it's tens of dollars. I know it is.
I want money back. End of Near Beware Phil, I just looked at my money. But then the end of the take your damn money back. I don't know how many about the game.
I like that. Now, you know the divsion that has this right when that are new like these whatever they are, these ages or whatever they're not, they're not from current Doom. They're from different you know, put it in the bag. I like that, right, and I think you guys are enjoying.
We got one more night of this and then we have one day stream of this, and I think that sixty kill myself. Started to start tipping tonight. That's what I'm going to do. Finishing fourteen right, beat all of and that's pretty much almost a game sixteen.
So probably tomorrow I will be sixteen seventeen and probably get into eighteen. I think probably will finish it on Thursday, all right. Guy for me with disgusting food on DS. There's people are saying, though lose loses as well as of yours.
Next stream if I don't hit my goal podcast. That's you know what I mean. It's not that I'm playing usual. I'm actually paying money to pay his.
Back tack. I barely have. Account playing on harder DA. You guys wanted you should play it harder, right, I don't know how else to mating quite, frank, I'm doing my best.
We're almost done. We're almost done. We hit the goal, guys, daytime stream, Okay, should I should have been the entire game by now book? Well, dude, you know how far and I am.
I'm like, I mean, if you look at the hours, I'm like seventeen hours in the game is insanely long. You just want me to play this non stop day. Scale got to get. And I went through it too.
Fast, regular scale scale scale. I'm sorry with those who don't like it. Yeah, let's get some subs. Why don't you.
Buy some Minecraft? Say that. So by the way you're talking with you guys, Yeah, we could. Get some sub Get out your wallet, you cheap broken.
Come on from tip. Let's get some more super chats. We're so far away. From the ball because of a hail Mary last minute.
This is the least supported stream of the entire year. Did you know that? Well, is the least supported year. I know people will say it's made up, it's not the.
Clos and my car got rebod? Is this enough to finally start playing? No? No, you got to do that five more times.
Bitch that. Nine. So that's five more times and then I'll start. Four.
But that. Yeah, my cat's going to stars if I don't get ten, if I don't hit the goal tonight. Seven five goals. Oh al ready we are halfway.
Oh wait for me to get back the celebration of Martin Oh my gosh, starving recording for chilling. I really appreciate you thanks for staying on the lecture tonight. Thanks for all. Yeah, I hit the goal with the faith tip moron the goal.
Lose wrapping up, I think, all right, oh my god to thank. You so very seventy seventy five goals. Will play Minecraft from fifteen. Yeah, baby, maybe I know the guy is not only a husky.
He said if someone tipped it, one hundred would match a hundred. And what he said. Broke. Yeah, if you got credit car.
It doesn't own, does not one hundred dollars. That's ridiculous. Go ask your mom for some money and send it to me. Then, okay, guys, thank you tomorrow, Chill podcast in the morning, More Clear, Obscure Expedition thirty.
Game More's that's that's something, subs. Let's get some super chats. You broke the night more Doom. They with holding it's almost why are they withholding money?
You're a little boring film you haven't donated? Yeah about you? You got a house and. That would have been idea.
Okay, Walks, my mother give me money. Thanks Jay Walks. Guys, I'm out of here. You know.
Yeah, it's up to you to support myself. All right. That's nice content thievery there, h Bomb, thank you. I appreciate you're.
Making ten dollars that followed to me stealing my content. Egg grocery look. Another ad right on the end. Great, I gotta have the close out a great well.
The street is coming to an end and we are only at twenty two or fifty. It was a rough night. Oh boy, somebody do the math and tell me how much I need to fake tip myself so that we could say we hit the goal. It's five times?
What is it? I'll figure it out. I'm good at this. Do you know that I instantly can convert money to and add it to my goal?
Right? Oh yeah, yeah, I. Will make this all the same size. H bomb is sitting on fat stacks with YouTube money.
That's right, and so's blam polecat. She steals my content. Too, Okay, I make it more entertaining. Though more entertaining than me.
Yeah yeah, okay, Wait a minute, and I need to check something. Uh one second, oops, I'm gonna check in with the PayPal pledges and with the uh oh okay, look at that one second. Oh I just checked on the tips and we got one hundred and forty dollars tip, right, at the end of the show because so we hit the goal. Yeah, we hit the goal, but now I'm resetting the goal and we need another one hundred and fifty dollars before the show ends, So all of you brokies better stop withholding right, Yeah, where's the get?
And the tip came from Tip and here's a message. It said, I just wanted to make sure that you hit your goal because you're the King and you should always hit your goal because you make such great content. Phil, Thank you Tip. Yes, it's one hundred and forty dollars Tip right at the last minute.
Not suspicious at all. Fuck all of you detractors. I'm a winner. You're a winner.
Philm I'm a winner. That's right. Since the heavy rain days my face is. Yes.
So I just wanted to thank you detractors for coming here. I think it's pretty clear that I destroyed both of you and both gonna stop making this fucking detractor content about me or I'm sewing the both of you. Well, I do have a video coming out tomorrow. What I do have a video coming out tomorrow, just so you know.
Okay, everybody, go subscribe to h bomb and go subscribe to blad Polecat. Oh, look a brokie finally came through with a little bit of Hey Phil, why do you shut up? No, you know what, Thanks for your money. Thanks for your money, fucking moron, thanks for your money.
Moren that's right, thanks for you. I'm putting it right in my pocket. I am cash money, bitches, cash money. You want to send me money to insult me?
Oh? Wait, I shouldn't have read that right, fucking detractors, got you, fucking got me. I wasn't paying attention. We'll check it with the well check in with the kick with the Broki's over on kick.
Oh, I leveler with another one. I think another sub from Ie Leveler. Thank you I Leveler for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Thanks to all of you morons.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, so much money. Blam Polecat. Don't you wish you could BEG like me?
Don't you wish you could BEG like me? H polkot No, no, no, either one of us have to No. Oh you know what, we didn't use this one. We should have used this one to beg.
Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Welcome, Welcome, to the Internet Insanity Circus. We have to hit the fucking goal today, so get your fucking wallets out, you bunch of fucking lead. Let's get some support.
Let's get some kicksubscribers, Let's get some gifted subs. We need some fucking subs to hit the almighty goal. God bless the goal. If we hit fifty more goals, I'll stuff my face with shitty fast food and you get to watch it all.
How's that for a reward, you fucking morons here at the Internet in Sanity Circus, we aren't eating lunch meat sandwiches. We need cash for some crazy expensive door Dash meals. Door Dash delivers, motherfuckers, so you better deliver those donations right into our pockets. Bitches.
This has been the lowest supported show so far. Too many broke motherfuckers in this audience. Don't you want to see us hit the fucking goal tonight. Let's go.
Let's get some support. We need some sub bombs dropping right now. Let's not wait. Stop holding back, you cheap fucking assholes.
We need the support now. The stream may be ending soon. This is your last chance to support the stream. Let's go.
We need support now stop holding back. Let's do it. Let's hit the goal right now, and we can just enjoy the rest of the show. That's right.
Don't you want to enjoy the lesson of the show with the rest of the show with less begging. Then somebody's got to gift me one hundred and fifty right now so we can hit two goals in one show, right, That's how it works. As soon as I get the goal, I just reset it. The morons don't realize, right.
Got to get more that. Both of you, I think are thoroughly destroyed as detractors. Your careers are over over and the king will continue. You really think I'm gonna stop begging just because you make fun of me for begging?
It works? How much did you make last year? I made more than you, bitch, and more than this guy too. I can't, right, but you're thinking.
What you gotta do is have no scruples, no ethics, no morals, and no self respect. You just beg like a crackhead for twelve hours a day and you can make that money too. Three hundred and we hit three goals. That's right.
We're waiting for a big bomb, a big sub bomb or something. Yes, you will never recover from this detractors. I try to invite more detractors, but I guess they were busy. They didn't want to get destroyed by me.
Like YouTube, it is what it is. Maybe we'll do this again with other detractors I can destroy and tell them I'm going to sue them for stealing my meaningful content. I hope you have a good attorney. Phil Bland, Look, oh we did.
We should have played one of your videos Bland Polecat. Oh boy, we didn't do that. He didn't. I apologize.
I'm going to show everybody how bad your videos are. Yeah, terrible, terrible, not meaningful. Greedy and angry daily rap. What are you talking about?
What does that mean? Angry? Greedy and angry? Wait a minute, you saying I'm fake tips?
Just a suggestion that you might. You're saying that I'm fake tips in this video. That is slander. That's actionable.
I couldn't call my attorney and sue you for this. Let's play a little bit of this. One said that I'm faking tips to hit the goal in. This Oh it's late.
I just got out of Phil's stream. He went. Let me see exactly how long he went I got it. He went fifty eight minutes of overtime today.
That's right, Yeah, so said I said, I was gonna stay away from Phil. He's getting really, really, really bad with his obvious fake contribution, his he's getting uglier. He is just all around, just so pathetic. I got exhausted, but of course I couldn't stay away today.
At the end of each of the streams, the day and the late stream, he the truth pulled some ship and I have thirteen minutes and twenty seconds of compilation for us to react to today. So that's what we're doing. I'm tired, but I want to get this off real because what he is doing is battle. Absolutely not.
Yeah, guys, remember, if you enjoy my content, just make sure to hit the like and subscribe button and let's get started. But you like weenies, right, all right? So this is towards the end of his day stream is detracting. At this point, he's already fifteen minutes in on overtime.
Watch the shit that this dude pulls. Hey, it's law lounging in the dead. Don't be twenty minutes. I'm scamming them.
Figure out this puzzle. Hey, that was a hard puzzle bitch. Holdly Bastard did a five dollar supersticker. Thank you all, Luckily Bastard.
Hold on, guys, I'm gonna tell my wife I'm the middle of this crazy run. It's gonna be done within like fifteen twenty minutes, but I want to tell her I'm gonna keep going on. I can't end. This run is so good.
Okay, that's when I went to take a shit. Actually I didn't talk to my wife. I just ignored. How many of you buy that?
First of all? So let's see, he's at one hundred and thirty two dollars currently. And like I said, fifteen minutes into overtime, do you really believe that this man is like, Oh, I gotta go tell my wife that I just can't stop this game because it's just getting so good. It's totally not the fact that I'm waiting for somebody to get me to the goal that I do.
I figured, how obvious do you have to be? How obvious do you have to be that you are leaving the screen so you can message the people that you need to come get you to the goal because you are so pathetic. Your relevance is at zero, at zero, zero ego is it's right now you are booty hurt to the max that you feel the need to put on this shitty act that you were about to go tell your wife that you just can't stop playing this game. You're having so much fun and you're going to be on for another fifteen twenty minutes after the show, I laughed so hard.
I was like, this dude is not trying to do this. He did. We're going to sit here together and we are gonna watch how long he was on the camera. You don't talk to your wife.
Your wife probably just for scientific purposes. I was off camera for a long time. To convert just don't even convert it, or like, why haven't you written out a little piece of paper like maybe this big with the conversions if you're that worried about it, and have it like right there in front of you, that would take him. That's not good money.
Why would he even ask a man so say, he has a family, he takes care of a household that he uphold. Why would I ask to take five minutes to do something that he clearly cares very much about. Instead of giving his audience two three minutes of dead air each time he has to do a conversion. I'm such an idiot.
Jeez, banned. You are getting banned from This is the bend of the Tale of Skins. You know. Okay, you are getting banned from the DSP.
Everybody gets banned eventually. Can't be in a bin far from the fin We didn't come any donations. Since I started. That I did.
Wow, I didn't be. Let's get some donations for this shitty video. Fake. He never planned on finishing this.
Yeah, let's just get through it because you'll see what I mean in a minute. He never planned on finishing this puzzle on his own. He had this all planned out. Maybe Wrath is the one.
The neighbor is the one with the letters that are skinny, Phil, this neighbor would be if he's Wrath and Glutton, he's the one that's skinny. Yeah. Does didn't know how to do this. I'm never gonna feed this out.
I don't have enough time. There it is. He is waiting for chat. Yeah, chat, yeap.
He doesn't have time. He just doesn't have time. He told Cat fifteen to twenty minutes. Guys, you can't keep holding.
Him up like this. Y'all just need to hurry up and get me to the goal so I can leave. I got a family to be with, I got a couch just sit on. I got a paper plate to eat off of.
Right, monkey for sloth? That doesn't even make sense, he says. Do we spend a minute or ten lounging and Dan, you'll know what's been. I'm off and in slothed because you're lounging in the deck.
Even just one. Steve got his meaningful family. He's their two children in the cab. Why would the monkey be sloughre sloth and gluttly for the quarter past the home?
Right? The ben I tend to wind up and is near the bend in the tail of the skin. No, that's this send it. The end of the tail of the skin?
Is that. Monkey for Hubris? I was right? Those were real to the penguin is glutting?
The dog is one danity. We got that right, the penguins. So my son is kind of a number within the room we are in. You know, guys, while you're there with where we know he's got a tip that he's sitting on.
He is frantically looking at the chat for the answers. He's ready to get off he's ready to leave. And this is this is my prediction. When I was watching it, I was like, there's a tip he's sitting on.
He's sitting on a tip. He's hit the goal. He's ready to leave. That's why he is rushing.
He is frantically looking for the answers in chat. He's not putting any more effort into actually figure out this puzzle on his own. It's not the eighth in the number, it's the eight letters. Oh, by the way, there's a whole bunch of contributions I have to count here.
We didn't out them, Okay, we don't. Yeah, I want to check the master key if the master key is permanent. See why didn't he just tell the contributions out right then and there? Why didn't he say what the contributions were?
We know why. We know why, Phil, Because you're trying to milk your audience for as much money as they'll give as they'll give you it as possible if you implant this doubt that you still haven't hit the goal, and how important do you have made the goal to your audience. You're going to milk them for as much money as you can take from them. So you don't tell them how much money you have until the end when they've already given you more than what you need.
It's just it's so good obvious, what kind of money? And do you think you're trying to fucking play discreet anymore? We weren't able to see right through your shenanigans, but at this point you're just doing it fucking open. It's honestly just gross.
It really is just nasty. Let's continue and then. We're done with this rone you use it indefinitely. Wow, Well, then yeah, I want the Master Key.
No I didn't. I'm guys, I was playing the game. I'm gonna shoutouts in a seconn't I'm behind on two super jats and a tip and everything. So again, why didn't you just shout it out?
You manipulating pig. Honestly, so horrible what you are doing. And it's honestly just so. I'm too tired for this.
I'm too tired for this. I'm exhausted, you know how much I feelve. The Emerald bracelet is great too, no diamonds ever, and the Master key is great, like, both of these are great. Matter.
I think he think he's the most valuablecause it opens all normal doors. Right well, I think we get the point. Yeah, you get you get it. She's making showing everybody how my scam works.
I don't like this lady and her skippy outfit offensive. I know, jacket outfit is offensive to me. I only like Hogan and uh Eddie Worsky. Oh god, alright, yeah, I want to see his muscles, you know.
Right well, I think the broky audience is done and we can't milk him for anything else. Darn yeah. I'll check out with the kid chat one more time though, but we're reaching critical mass, and in this whole situation, it's only usually go an hour with these things. And look at that eye level has gifted another sub.
Maybe we're not done milking them. Maybe we're not done milking them. Maybe not. Eye Leveler has gifted another sub.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Okay, thank you for all the subs that you gifted I Leveler. We just need you to do that eighty seven more times before the stream is over, and then we'll hit another goal that I can hire a lawyer and sue this h bomb for turning me gay into a child too.
Can't you pick one or the other? H bomb, you gotta make me gay. And like, well the audience child, the audience favors the kid a little more. But I try to break it up for the guys that like di zest as well.
Okay, well you're rolling my scam. These two detractors. I think we have sufficiently destroyed them tonight, and King Phil has won again. I have destroyed the detractors.
I hit the goal, but we're trying to hit the second goal. So we only need one hundred and fifty times. We need three hundred, just three hundred, three hundred more. Let's go with three hundred more.
They're holding out. This is the lowest supported stream all year. Did you guys know that that's crazy? Yes, it's the lowest supported stream of the whole year.
And if people think that I'm kidding about that and that I do that all the time solicit donation, well you're right, you're right, Yeah, I do that all the time. Look, this fucking duty guy he called me out on my scam two because I say it's the lowest support it all the time. Look, here's one. We made great progress in the four hour stream of Claire Obscura today.
But it was the lowest supported stream I've done so far in twenty twenty five, by a huge margin. We're more than halfway in and I love the game, so I do not want to drop it for a turnaround. That this isn't a pattern. But I'm here to tell you that.
I know I just said that today. But tonight's stream was the lowest supported stream all year. It was lower than the surest ship. These brookies did not give me enough money.
I may have to eat a fucking lunch meat sandwich on my day off. Jeez, who would have thought. I know, all right, travesty, travesty, I'm just going to just destroy all your detractors one at a time. You two are done, your careers are over.
Okay, you would have nothing. It's not for me. You would have nothing, no content, nothing to do. Nobody would know who the hell h bomb and blam polkat are.
It's not from the king of ebagging me me me, who runs a successful content creation business? Me me, me, who's a successful streamer? Me me me? You people are just just content thiefs.
Mm hmmm. Serious. I'm gonna throw you both out of here. I had enough for you, both of you.
You done. I gotta go on. All right, you guys have a good night, and you can just shut down your time. When I throw you out of here.
You are destroyed, bland pole cat, your career is over. And stop exposing my scam bitch, all right, and this stop turning me gay and into a child h bomb. I don't think it's funny at all. I don't think it's funny.
And you owe me tens of dollars. Okay, secretly you laugh. I'm sure I don't laugh at that shit. Ain't funny, making me look like a moron.
I don't like it, felting me with your stupid videos. All right, I'm throwing you out of here. Your career is over. The king has spoken.
Okay, all right, all right, friends, we have done a great job tonight. We have destroyed all the detractors. We destroyed them. Yeah.
I don't have a sense of humor. I don't think that shit is funny at all, but it is what it is. Okay. So we got a long flight back to you know, my home state.
I've got fly all the way across the country. But it was worth it to take over Steve Cambian Studio. I felt at him, I felt at two detractors. That's three three damn three hundred to go, friends, We're gonna do it right, We're gonna We're gonna do it.
I owe the I R S three K. Give them the money, dude. Yeah, yeah, you guys got to pay for that, not me living it up in renting, but always pulling Hogan's. That's right, that's right.
So we want to take a moment to thank all of you kind and generous benefactors. You people on Kick that were gifting subs. We had eye Level or to and Clivesdale and eye Level are out so many times? How many did I level?
Give one? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine? You only gave nine. You couldn't round it off and give ten?
Oh no, wait he did give ten. I'm sorry, I apologize, Oh but that was Oh yeah he did. He gifted ten subs, very very kind. And we had Robert p gifted ten memberships and a couple other people gifted memberships.
You know, I'm going into Steve Cambion's bank account. I'm taking this money from him. I need it more than him. Okay, Jeord Dash eight cheat and my wife eats a lot.
Cave Teeth with five needs more snorts and acts. Shut up, shut up, But thank you for the last minute donation you've been holding after this whole time. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Thank you. Hear. Cave Teeth is a long time show supporter over here. But I'm stealing all the money to a federal crime.
Remember to mess with somebody's bank account. But since you detractors messed with mine, he got those bank leaks out. By the way, those were real, totally real. I spent all that money on gin and micro transactions on you know Apple, I pulled all those Hogans, and these morons from my show paid for it, all all that gin.
You know. Yeah, the bank leaks are real. Okay, I don't care. I don't care anymore.
Tell the truth about that. I don't care. Somebody sat there on the phone for seventeen hours to figure out exactly where all my money goes, and they were right about it. That's right.
Yeah, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm just gonna be honest and honestly. I didn't make enough money tonight. I'm disappointed in you.
Morons. You should have a bunch of brokie morons should have given me at least another one hundred and fifty, at least another one fifty. All right, Gin and Jizz, The next DSP mixtape is dropping soon. Dark Wind says, this was funny.
Well, thank you very much. So we're going to bounce on out of here and I will leave you with this stupid detractor song that everybody likes. I don't know why everybody likes it so much. Yeah, it's got the Keino Casino boys in it, and it's got the Steve Gambian guy.
I better untie him from the closet. All right, Well, want to thank all of your supporters, even though you didn't get me enough money. You bunch of brokies holding out. But you know, we hit the goal at the last minute thanks to an anonymous tip.
Totally real. It was totally a real tip. We totally hit the goal tonight and felt at those detractors and felt at PPP and Warski. By the way, I don't have anything against Warski.
I still want to maybe bind him if he lets me. But PPP could suck a dick. Call my wife fat look at him, right, come on, PPP, who you call him fat? I know you're rich, successful, powerful, talented, but shit, man, you got to call my wife a pig.
I'm the pig. Okay, So we had a good bit of support tonight, but not enough. Maybe next time we'll get like, you know, real support, not just like you know, half the goal. I mean, I mean we totally hit the goal.
We had an anonymous typical last minute got us right over to the edge of the goal. We totally hit the goal. Maybe next time, I'm just gonna felt the Tino Casino boys or live on the show. I'm just gonna felt them and destroy them because they are the main detractors that are fueling all the hate against me on the internet, and they're making you know, they just turn the stream on and they get thousands of dollars.
They're always going on vacation because you morons give them too much money, and they got all this vacation money, and they have so much money that they could take time off. I'm here six days a week begging. That's much better than the keynot fuck Keino Casino. All right, that's that's it.
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