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He is my. All of Robin. Greetings and salutations, friends, and I am one again checking in on the Despicable World of Dark Side. Phil and I've got some interesting This is pretty interesting, So DSP I've noticed is really really been trying to retcon things like you know, Red conning the Kino arc that he's the King Snake and all of this stuff.
And then the May first burst you may be familiar with it. That's when he masturbated on camera. He didn't know the camera was on, so he's tried to retcon that event now and blaming an ex girlfriend for why he was depressed. I just saw a video shortly before we went to air too that is new to me.
Dark Side Phil explodes in toxic rant at Peasant Viewer after two hundred dollars worth of chargebacks. So I am wondering, and I saw a few people wondering on Twitter. How long is it going to be before he completely crashes out this guy. I think it's going to take a marathon stream that doesn't hit any goals, or some major financial problematic event.
But I gotta admire this guy because his ability to just keep begging and bitching and twisting the arm of the retardic people that watch him is just incredible. Like the results, I'll tell you this, the guy's a survivor. He's like, listen, I am going to beg Recently, somebody sent him a supertat and said stop begging, Piggy, and he said, no, I'm going to beg more. If you say something nasty like that, then I'm going to give you more of what you don't want.
So I'm going to beg more. Like he. Yes, and the voices will not stop this here and said he had a paranoid meltdown about a former dent possibly being in chat and giving him money. And God helped feil because I got to tell you I'm in a real bad mood today.
Some of you know, I've been building or trying to build a little cabin in the mountains, and boy, what a different experience I had between my first cabin and my second cabin. My first cabin it's in a like a private residential community and there's a cagar I call it the Kangaroo Court of Karens. The local HOA board members and old ladies, you know, they make all these rules. The latest one that's so funny in there is that there's no fireworks of any kind allowed, including poppers, you know those things you just throw on the ground and they make noise.
And sparklers. You could get a five hundred dollars fine for giving your kids sparklers, which is so ridiculous because everybody in there has got a campfire. What's more dangerous a campfire or a kid with a sparkler. But anyway, over there, they local governments always try to stop good tax paying citizens from doing, you know, pursuing whatever they're pursuing.
And I'm a bit of a libertarian, and I think if I'm on my own land and I'm not bothering at anybody, then nobody should have a problem. But they do. So the new cabin I'm building in the township next to the first cabin that I built, which is really weird because it's only three miles away, but it's a separate you know, it's like a separate authority and you know, township and this fucking permit guy. I'm building a tiny twelve by sixteen log cabin.
You know, this permit guy has now extracted I think we're up to eighty five pages of paperwork. I had to submit two copies of plans for each of the structures. There's three of them. There's the twelve by sixteen cabin and eight by eight tool shed and a four x four shitter, you know, outhouse.
This guy needed two copies of complete construction plans for each of the buildings, and in one case I don't have to give him. I don't have to give him any plans for the cabin because it's being built with a recreational cabin affidavit. And so this guy hassled me to no end, even saying I don't even know if you could legally build a recreational cabin on that land. And so I got pissed off, and I guess I learned a lesson here.
I got pissed off, and I went and researched some of the laws and everything, and the recreational cabin affidavit that I gave them is a state law. They have to allow you to build. You can build a recreational cabin anywhere in Pennsylvania according to the state law. Any municipality, they can't stop you.
So here's what this dickheaded township did. They decided that since I stood I think this is all speculation, of course, they decided that since I stood up to them when they first try to stop me from building a cabin, they decided that what they would do is try to stop me another way. So they tell you, you've got to send in all these permits, a zoning permit fee, and you need a plot plan. I've given the guy two plot plans.
Both of them were rejected. One was not to scale. One I got the setbacks wrong. The setbacks mean how far from the road you're allowed to build.
In some counties it's ten feet. In this county it's thirty five. But I'm sure I asked him and he said twenty. So I put twenty on the first on the second plot plan that got denied, meaning five or ten more pages.
Do it again, you know. So now I'm going to have to hire a professional draftsman to make this plot plan because it has to be exactly to scale, showing all the setbacks and the buildings have to be to scale. What a nightmare. And so I think it's because I stood up to them that.
And by the way, they've been dragging their feet on my paperwork, asking me for more and more papers for like a year now, and finally I send in the last bit of the paperwork a few weeks ago. Today, this jerk off gets back to me and he says, you didn't include your recreational cabin permit fee. I go, there is none, he said, yeah, there is. Look on the fee schedule.
These local yokals changed. There used to be no fee, no permit fee for recreational cabin because it falls under state law. These people got together had a meeting and I think I'm the only one in that township with this recreational cabin. AFFI David.
They got together and they changed the fee for a recreational cabin to two thousand dollars. And this is coming out of nowhere. Now you need two grand. And then I was threatened that if I don't pay them the two thousand dollars, they know I've already started building this thing, they will find me four thousand dollars.
So talk about governm sponsored extortion, right, Yes, they just got to justify their outrageous wages. And also they can abuse the little power they have. Typical government stooge. Yeah, and I want to thank Master Betty for a kind of general's two dollars, a superte Sorry I couldn't find the noise maker.
Very very kind of you. He waged quit Suka Dan too. When I'm not sure we're going to get into it all. A Karen with a campfire is a health hazard.
And thank you, Master Betty. We thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. And now I can honestly say I need that money, I really really do. Why do I spend the money?
So just why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. You know. I don't have regrets over buying that land, but I wish I would have planned a few thousand dollars for extra expenses because I'm pretty tapped out, you know, Like I put a twenty thousand dollars payment, which was basically all the saved money that I had. I mean, not all of it.
I saved a little bit for an emergency, but geez man, you know, sometimes life just keeps hitting you. But I kind of shook it off already. You know, I'm not a fit Taylor Swift song, but I thought of that Taylor Swift song, isn't it shake it off? You know, sometimes shit happens, you just got to shake it off and keep moving forward.
So I was already thinking that I got to pick up the schedule here. Now I really have to pick up the schedule I have. Also, I wanted to mention somebody sent me sort of a I don't know if it was I wouldn't call it nasty, but a very critical email saying, oh Steve True Seekers used to be so fun. You'd show up every night and not know what you're going to see.
And now you're getting kind of predictable because you're going after David Wilcock and this Dark Side Phil guy who I don't you know this guy didn't like the Dark Side Phil shows. I get it. You're right, it's getting predictable. So I've been planning some very different kind of shows.
But those shows take time to pre produce and put together. But starting next week, we're going to throw in a few more shows a week. Yeah, a literal NG says they can add fees. If the process has already started, you could probably sue them for fraud.
Well, here's what I have decided to do, a literal NG. I'm going to start filing I'm going to start filing right to know requests because I've asked this permit person for all kinds of things, like I won an original map of this undeveloped development that I bought this property in. I want legal paperwork from that development when it started. All the papers they filed with the township.
Because along with killing me with exorbitant fees and request for eighty five pages of paperwork, they refuse to do anything about the road access issue. I'm on my own there because they say those are private roads, those aren't township roads. So I want all the paperwork, and this guy won't give it to me. And so you know, listen, I am no stranger to the request.
It's called right to know requests. If it's if it's in a you know, local municipality. If it's federal, it's a four yer request. I'm no stranger to those.
I filed hundreds of them. So I decided what I'm going to do is, if they're going to charge me this two thousand dollars, I am going to hit them with one hundred different right to know requests, even for shit I don't care about. I am going to work this township to death. And so I feel like I've gotten my two thousand dollars worth from those dickheads, right and a doco duos Alpha ralpher who needs cash more than DSP or David Wilcock Cabin money Fund.
I think I'm going to do a I'm going to do a cabin marathon stream. I'm going to try that DSP thing. See if we can't get that get that two grand scraped up doco Duos. And by the way, you know, it's very emasculating that I have to go to my wife and like she might have to help bail me out for the time being.
I hate that. And you know there's been times when I have borrowed from family funds. She knows I always pay it back, but it's still nobody wants. You don't want to go to your wife with your tail between your legs and ask her to help bail you out of a bad situation.
But thank you, Duco Duos Alpha Ralpha. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. And yeah, that n okay always gets me.
I'm like fifty is that fifty? But it's five it's roughly five dollars. Yes, but thank you, thank you very much. The voices will not stop for your kindness, generosity and support.
Here's roughly five dollars Suffolk Government. That's right, Suffo. Well, let's face it, all so money talking talks. And you know today I was thinking of that old saying life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. Like, if I had the money, I would just hire a lawyer and tell the lawyer, like, look, fight with these assholes. Here's what I want to do. I don't want to fight with these I've been fighting with these people feels like for a year now.
It's ridiculous. And the fact that they know so basically they said, oh, we denied your original you know I put in the original like months and months ago. They said, oh, we denied that we sent you a letter. I didn't get any letter.
So then they denied my original paperwork where I would have had no permit fee. They just conveniently denied that request. And then in April of twenty twenty five they passed and that was like February or March. And then in April they passed new laws or whatever saying that you have to pay two thousand dollars to build a recreational cabin even though it's a state law.
And then and then they. Came to me and said, you have to pay two thousand dollars and we need more PaperWorks. It's ridiculous that they're allowed to do that. It's absolutely ridiculous.
But thank you. The voices will not stop. And look at that. We've got another one there, Yes from Flathouse Media.
Please cover Roue Alexander's crazy shits offing lawyer at. Some point soon. Uh yeah, we're going to do that. We absolutely are going to do that.
And thank you for the very kind of generous twenty five dollars, very very kind of you throw. Money at me. That's right. If there was ever a time when I didn't need the audience to throw money at me, it is now because I need that money.
I really really do. Ha okay Dickers. Yeah, apparently he uses a similar sound effect. Look, man, I don't know.
Look, my kid saw this somewhere and it's like an applause button whatever, and he said that would be good dad for super chats, and I wanted to use it to encourage him to think and you know, suggest good suggestions to me. It is what it is, right, Yeah, bro, it's all legit. They are legit scammers. Well listen, all I could say is that I always win.
Sometimes it takes a while, but I always win. I will bring that township's resources, like they're gonna have to hire researchers to get me all the paperwork that I want from them. They're gonna win eighty five pages from me. I'm gonna won one hundred and eighty five three hundred and eighty five eight hundred and eighty five pages from them, and then maybe they'll get you know, I really think, you know, I thought the first time that I went up against this township and started busting their balls back that they would realize, like, I'm not to be trifled with, you know.
But I guess they decided to retaliate. That's what it sure feels like. I hate to be like paranoid, but as far as I know, I'm the only person that's ever filed a recreational cabin affidavit in their jurisdiction, So that is it a coincidence that they decided to make it. And by the way, just say, you know, you could build a twelve or sixteen shed for fifty dollars, but a record cabin that you're going to sleep in.
And I know what it is. They hate these recreational cabins. And the reason they hate them is because there's no building plans, there's no h inspections, there's no uniform construction code, none of that, and it takes all the power away from the township to hassle you. They don't want those in their township.
They want to be able to hassle you. TROLLI troll troll with. One foot of goal. My brother put my new.
Crossbow together and I went down in a food store in the valley and picked up a couple of straw veils. Trying it out tomorrow. That sounds great to me. I'm gonna do that on my new property.
I'd like to have a gun range and an archery range. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Longtime show supporter Trolley Troll Troll w hight. I spend the money.
So why do I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get my money to worry about it.
Yeah, you know, to worry about it. And moth loves detracting with one for the goal. Thank you, Mark love tract and saying throw money at them. That is correct, throw it at me.
Well, let's face it also money talks, yes. And thank you for letting it talk to me. Very kind of you guys. Before we even got started on the slop content, I mean, great content for tonight.
Oh the township is just like dsp Yeah, they're begging. Yeah, duke, go dus. I'm going to bury them in foyer requests. They're going to be sorry they did this to me, you know.
I mean, they can't stop me from filing foyer requests, even if I start filing hundreds of them. Right. They might also hate it when cityfo come to their rural communities. Then they get mad when their stupid little town dries off.
I don't know, but. The fact that they want, like, come on, two thousand dollars to build a twelve by sixteen tiny cabin in a wooded property that is exorbitant. That is ridiculous. And I yes, I may look into legal options, but only if I can represent myself against the township pro se.
I'm hope. You know. Here's what I think. I think I'm going to pay them the blood money and give them some more paperwork, But then I'm going to say, like, if you guys want anything else, I'm going to an attorney.
This is ridiculous. We've been at this for how long? You know, wondering if you saw Lacero's new episode of Familiar DSP. Yeah, we played it last week, I believe, or the week before that.
If there's a newer one let me know, scamme alert. Yes, yes, in the nicest way possible. I do not like the cheering alarm. All right, well we'll dispense with the cheering alarm for a while.
Okay, but that some people paying the super chats wanted. I just wanted to hear you say bottled water a haha, thank you bottled water, and we appreciate you. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Yes, I am now negative two thousand dollars thanks to the wonderful Dreyer Township in Pennsylvania. If you know where Dreyer Township is, or is it it's called the town is called Newfoundland, like Newfoundland. Yeah, I found some land. Unfortunately, they want to fucking bend me over and fuck me my ass and steal two thousand dollars out of my wallet before they're going to allow me to build anything on it.
It's so ridiculous. Cheering alarm only for super chats above ten dollars. Cough it up, dense, that's an excellent idea. The cheering alarm is only for ten dollars or more going forward.
Yes, so we're going to get into the clips that I have I have one here from what is from Duty streams and this one is DSP wreckcons the incident and go over and subscribe to Duty if you haven't already. He just made me a mod on his channel, which is very nice. If he's ever over here, I'll make him a mod as well. He's blaming his girlfriend and his depression for what happened with the May First Burst.
If you don't know what May First Burst is, that's when Dark Side Film masturbated on a stream in front of children. Luckily for him, the camera was just pointing at his face, but he was like you could tell he was wanking it. It was gross. Yeah, there's a Newfoundland in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, if you can. If you have land but cannot build anything on it, what is it worth? That is why they do this, So you cannot use your land. They want you to lose your land to Bill Gates or black Hawk.
Yeah. I mean there's a lot of conspiracy about that kind of stuff. Our permit to build our house in Washington, DC was less than your cabin permit. Yeah, I mean it is ridiculous.
But see, here's the thing I'm hesitant to push back on the two thousand dollars because I think they're just gonna then deny me or what you know. I kind of have a feeling like, look, I just paid two thousand dollars, what do you guys want to do you want? It's really not cash my check or what you know. I'm kind of most of me says, just pay them the blood money, suck it up and pay them and you know whatever, and then I have to go.
I went on Fiver. I thought I found somebody that could draw the plot plan better than me. I'm sure they're going to do it better than I did. I don't know.
PPP would say fifty sub bomb to turn off the alarm, and another fifty bomb to turn it on and make the chat fight. Yeah, that's a good idea. The first person that gives some subs gifts fifty gifted memberships will get to decide the fate of this scream bell right. I was the ninth grader.
I was a ninth grader when I saw that stream, and it was disturbing, says Mathela. Was detracting. Oh my goodness, right, we're gonna get started. So this is dark side.
Phil retcons the whole may first burst masturbation event. About the incident nine years ago. I talked about this many times, don't I don't shy away from talking about it, because the real reason that I survived the incident is because I owned it. He owned it, he denied it, then he said that he faked it.
Remember this is like the third retcon. And I love how duty Streams has DSP gaming. Approved and because I made a joke out of it. DSP gaming licensed as if he's a licensed restreamer, because remember the controversy, Phil wanted everybody to pay him a license fee to restream his garbage content.
The whole world was laughing at me. I laughed too. I feel like if I had done it to opposite and instead I had been like offended or tried to hide it as a secret, said it didn't happen, it would have been very poor, poorly for me. You know, we probably would have been the end.
But instead I treated it like, you know, a stupid, embarrassing, funny thing that could have happened to anyone, and it panned out well. Now, well I was second here. Oh, I apologize. This is where he gets delusional, like getting caught doing that on a live stream, is worse than embarrassing.
That is for most people, that his career ending or should be. I don't know how he survived, but anyway, you know, having a booker hanging is is embarrassing. Getting caught doing that is like literally criminal, Like he basically exposed himself to children. He's very lucky that he wasn't on like a full body shot and didn't show is you know, junk or something.
I almost I almost hit the bell. I'm good, Master Betty says, keep in mind he took off on May first this year. Yeah, because he didn't want to hear the detractors talk about May first first. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Master Betty. He's a narcissist, so he wreckcons things to protect his ego. I believe that.
Yes, And metal head retro gamer says, let's get some subs. Bit, Yeah, why don't you lead the charge there and we'll check in with the kick chat as well. Also, I pinned in both the kick and the YouTube live chat the link to our new clips channel. Please go over there and subscribe.
I'll do anything but blow you like come on, guys. This is one of those things like people hassled, people begged me to do a clips channel. Well, not begged, but people ask for a clip channel for years and years and years. I've been doing this show for about four or five years now, like four years I finally did the clips channel.
We put a ship ton of work into all those clips and building the clips channel. We can't get a thousand subscribers over there. Let's get some subs over there that doesn't cost anything but will help us, right, that would really really help. All right, let's continue with this beggar extraordinarire reck conning his masturbation event in front of children.
To be honest, I feel like I am pretty lucky in that regard. I feel like I don't know it just I just feel like I've been lucky that people on the internet at that point, we're already making fun of me for like this is how you don't play and stuff, and it didn't really matter if there was another thing that they were trying to tap on that was embarrassing. If everyone is already. Saying this guy is a joke, he's a bad gamer, and all of this.
Keep in mind, this was before I was an interactive streamer. I didn't do anything like I'm doing right now. It was more just doing a playthroughs and trying to put out quality playthroughs. Right, So.
Nothing says quality like being caught blank in one off during your pre stream. So I just noticed that Duty puts him in a wheelchair. Look at that, just like his dense good job Duty, Yeah, like Duty. Because already people had kind of made me out to be a joke on the internet and stuff like that.
I think that's why I was able to laugh that off and people laughed at me. But it was okay, like if it was the first time out of the VP, and that's what you can't. Get it and. People already knew who Dark syz Felt was and they're like, oh my god, that that happened to him.
Right. Also, let's be very honest here. I was very lucky. Yeah, absolutely nothing was show.
Yeah, just your face as you spurred out having a fucking and what did you do, just like jerk off on the floor underneath your desk. You know, dude, at least do some planning and forethought, get a tissue or something, right, A sock. I don't know, not that I'm an expert in these matters. I'm a married man whose wife never says no, I think she had a headache once in twenty five years.
Twenty years. Someone don't need to crank one out. Too much, because the truth of the matter is nothing was shown whatsoever. Nothing.
It was just my stupid O phase, awful resolution, peach fuzz, no audio. You didn't see what I was looking at. Obviously, there was no nude, a year anything. Really, it was not true sexual content.
There's more sexual content shown in a movie like so I was very lucky because if I had shown anything, or if there was actually audio that had been captured or something, oh boy, that probably would have definitely been like not able to come back to the cameras. But I did get lucky in that regard. Okay, now a lot of people say, well, how did that hold go down? In everything?
It's a It's honestly, it's a pretty simple story. And I've told it before. Some people to this day accuse me of faking it. Are you insane?
You think I would fake something like that. It's like I've said, it was my most embarrassing moment of my life, and like the one silver lining I take out of it is that no matter what happens to me for the rest of my life, I've already experienced my most embarrassing moment. There's no way I could have a more embarrassing moment than that. Really, like, what else could it be more embarrassing than So I'm good in that regard.
I got it out of my system relatively early. Right, he got it out of it. I floored the brakes and the truck didn't stop, right. I don't know what happens off God, dammit, yea, the scar is not gonna move.
I got to back up. It doesn't seem to want to move. You just tried the back enemy, by the way to see that, all right, So that's called momentum. Oh I don't know about that.
What's momentum anyway? Uh So, in regards to the incidents, now that that that this the most embarrassing moment has happened, you know, I honestly think like things have slowly gotten better since then. Honestly, for another, true, things. Have gotten better for him.
So that really at the low point of my life. God, that's what's the story behind it. It's not complicated at all. Okay, So now he's gonna tell us, like, dude, why are you even addressing this?
If you get caught cranking one out on a live stream, the reason you cranked one out on a line live stream is really not relevant, Like to you am I dude, we don't need to know why you cranked one out. We really do not need to know. We really do not need to know. And I just want to mention thanks to your kindness, generosity and support.
We've got five of thirty towards the goal, so we're inching inching towards it. I'm gonna check out with the kickchat. We'll do some shout outs over there. I know those guys get pissed off one I don't acknowledge the kickchat, and we try to do that.
Pinned in the live chat is our new clips channel. If you go over and subscribe to the new clips channel, please don't if you've already. If you subscribe to the new clips channel tonight, put in all capital letters in either the kick chat or the YouTube chat. I subscribe to the clips channel, I'll give you a big shout out and thank you and yeah, and we want to shout out to cash Bar.
Our wedding is over there. Winter Soldier is. Over there. And we've got her tag telling me to join their discord.
And ludinosed Jared of the Dead is over there, dark Hoodie, har Wagner, Baba Lushki. I think I said that right blazing mad is over there and I mentioned Ludinos and scope ly CFO DESP has to have an excuse for how nothing is his fault. Yeah, it's not my fault that I jacked off on a live stream. Sector has become a YouTube clips channel member.
Thank you Sector for your kindness, generosity and support. And that's a great way to support the show. Go subscribe to the clips channel and shout out to all of you. I'm gonna check in with the creator dashboard.
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All right, let's continue with this jerk off trying and explain why he was caught being a jerk off. Literally, he was clot At that time. Frame, things were falling apart from me. In mind, this was nine years ago.
Okay, things were falling apart from me, piece by piece by. Oh no, that's the worst time to crank one out. You don't crank one out when you're feeling down. I could see maybe you needed to pick me up.
Right. It's not gonna help your self esteem to be cranking your own co Come on, bro, it's not gonna help if you're depressed. Crank in one out is only going to make you more depressed. What you need is to get laid.
That'll make you feel better. And Cooty the Kid is here, big time show support from Cooty the Kid says, thanks for the stream. Steve so hopes everyone has a good day. Well, my day started pretty shitty, but it's getting better.
So praise the cash bitches, and thank you Coody the Kid. Oh seven, who's been a big show supporter since. Joining our ranks without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money, to be honest here, I have no money right now. Yes, I'm being honest.
I'm at negative two thousand dollars right now. How did that happen? Right? I did nothing wrong.
I did everything correct legally. I showed no nudity. So bruh, didn't the accident happen like a decade ago. He needs to let it go, I know, but people are still asking him about it.
So he's saying he was depressed and that's why he was cranking one out on stream. Their life. So, first of all, I moved out here in twenty fourteen. I lived in Connecticut originally, but I basically spent like all of my money that I had earned on YouTube for this move to buy the house, to move across the country, to furnish the house, and some I overspent.
Basically, Yeah, his move makes no sense to me. I mean, I grew up on the East Coast and I have lived in a few other places, but I knew people in those cities, like I had a reason to go live there. You know, I don't understand. And if you want to move across country how do you go?
You know, I'm living in a shithole in Connecticut. I know, I'll go live in a shithole in Washington State. Like, who decides to just move to Renton? Who doesn't know people there?
Who doesn't you know? I live with the camera on? Get over it? Yeah, I guess we're forced to Uh, we're going to be forced to watch him.
You know, that's pretty gross. He thought he had cheated the tax system. He should change his name to live wank Phil. Expecting that I was always going to make the same amount of money.
Within two years of me moving, my income was like halved, So I was completely screwed. He was probably making like three four hundred thousand dollars, So even half in your income, most people would be fine. How did you get Because I was already up to eyeballs debt and I didn't see a way out of this financially, I think entirely for the rest of my life. So just that, okay, it was one big pric from her family.
My personal life started to unravel. You know, I was with a significant other. I'm no longer with her since twenty seventeen. By the way, my current you know, my wife and everything I met after that.
Okay, So anyway, I had been with this you know, this girl for a while and we decided to move and start all love. Yeah, and he's kind of a scumback because wasn't that girl like seventeen when he started chatting her up? Wow, at least his wife was past eighteen. Right together, and we at first it was fine, but basically as soon as stuff started to happen, like financial issues and heavy trolling on the internet, basically our our whole relationship fell apart.
Like we just stopped wanting to spend time together. We didn't really talk that much. We lived in the same house, but we weren't really interacting that much. Yeah.
In other words, she got tired of his shit. She went off and got a job for herself and was hanging out with her own friends while I was at home all the time working to pay the bills and keep the house. Basically, yeah, because you never leave your house. And here's one thing you need to know about women, gentlemen, and this is very good advice.
They love activities, they want to do things right. I struggle with this myself because I'm kind of a homebody, like I, you know, My idea of a fun evening is like sitting in front of a computer for eight hours. That is not my wife's size. You know, she, especially with the boys, she wants us to do activities and go places and trips, and she wants to create I think I figured out that she wants to create memories for our family, So we try to do new things.
Constant women want to go places. You can't just sit at home and play video games for twelve hours a day and expect to keep a woman happy. It's not going to happen more on. You know, he's just literal, he's retarded.
It's no shocking surprise to me that he couldn't keep a woman. And I bet you he's low tea and couldn't make her come. I guarantee she never came the whole time she was with Phil. So the entire thing had fallen apart.
I mean, he got to the point where we weren't barely talking. Yeah, and it sucks because you know, privacy. We live the same house, So how do you have any privacy to yourself when you're living with someone who's almost just. Like a roommate.
Thing is we didn't want to I'm failing so far, but. Turning into drama. So we lied, and we fibbed, and we basically made a bunch of stuff up constantly. It was a couple of times we tried to make it still work and tripped on.
What he was lying to his audience about how they were fine and the relationship was good. Right, Uh, unless your your wife has a raging ever Watch addiction. Yeahf of Phil, it's the same Cata's obese. There is no satisfaction, so she just works and eats.
Yeah, I feel bad for his wife, like magic coming home to this clown every day. Right, they live off a door dash food. Well, look, at some point you have to take responsibility. If you're putting on weight, you have to.
I struggled with this myself recently, like four or five months ago. I was like, holy shit, I'm starting to look like like I'm getting this big spare tire. I'm putting on this weight. I blame my wife, She's a great cook.
You gotta take responsibility. So I started walking every day, and I started on the Carnivor diet, and I'm down almost I don't know, twenty pounds almost. So I feel good again. I feel like my old self.
I didn't feel like myself with that big gut. So I have empathy for anybody you know who struggles with weight issues because of all the people, I would never have thought I would struggle with weight issues because I've been bone thin my entire life, always been super skinny. The seattles. And maybe this trip is like I guess.
My metabolism just dropped after a certain age, the last. Straw where we'll it'll click again and things will work out. But it just didn't work out. It was destined to fail.
It really wasn't a good relationship to begin with, to be honest with all of people, okay, anyway, it wasn't a good relationship for who, her or you. So my personal relationship was falling apart at the seams. I was up to my eyeballs in death. I was constantly and so basically what I saw was that this room, this office as I called it back then, so much I couldn't blame my work space.
This was literally the oldest in the house. I could be privy. We didn't have a shared space where she would have access to it, you know what I'm saying. When I was in here and the door was closed.
That's me, Tom right, Yeah, so the only place I could crank one out was in front of my streaming setup. Like, is he just retarded? Because you know, look, man, I get it. Sometimes you gotta crank one out, you know, sometimes you just gotta crank one out.
But you don't do it in front of a webcam without putting that cap cover on that webcam or something. You just don't do it there. I have a very strict rule. I will not crank one out anywhere near my streaming setups.
Just to be safe. Just to be safe, I will not I refuse, I refuse to crank one out in front of any streaming setup or laptop with a webcam or no. No, I will not do it. Right, he must be retarded, yes, Stephen, very much.
So you are correct, sir, problem being she was almost always home. Yes, she had a job, so there was a few times a week when she went to work. For the most part, the only time. This is another amateur mistake.
You know, you can't crank one out when she's what are you? What are you an amateur? You can't crank one out when your wife is home? What's wrong with you?
I mean I could you know, you just gotta be quiet, you gotta put headphones on if you're watching. You know, some helpful videos to get you through that crank out session. Right, I don't do it if there's any camera around. See that.
See you're an expert, ironic, kids, you're an expert at cranking one out. Every expert knows you don't crank one out in front of a camera. What's wrong with this clown? And then I got to myself to be for myself.
Here was here in this room. So how did this situation happen? Well, I was insanely stressed out. We weren't really together.
You know, I was at my wits end. I wanted some private time, private time. I wanted to crank one out, so I just did it in front of a webcam. I didn't know the camera was on, So it's not my fault, and I idiotically tried to squeeze in some private time.
I am at the only time that I could, like literally as I was starting my work stream, which is the stupidest thing you could possibly do. But it wasn't like I was in my right mind. I was insanely stressed out. I was doing dumb things I mean daily people were baiting me into doing rage bake shit on stream, and you know, like I said, it was just a very different time of my life.
I'm so happy now. He's just so very different. I don't usually, you know, fall for dumb shit like that. I do still sometimes, but out all the time all the time.
Things are just a lot different now. Okay, I'm such a health I'm so happy that I'm met my wife and I'm happily married and we have such a great life together. Like I said, my home life outside of this this room is amazing. I bet you.
He still cranks one out right right at the desk, right before he starts his streams. He just puts the webcam cover on now, right, He did learn that Lesson put the webcam cover on before he cranked one out ten minutes before the stream. This dude takes ten minutes to explain that he was horny. Yeah, he needed to pick me up.
That's what he told Craig in that interview. He was depressed and he needed. To pick me up. It's really really good, and it's actually getting better now that things are better with support where we could take extra days off like this week, we're gonna have an extra day off, we can spend time together.
It's gonna be really really good. Okay, but anyway, yeah, people who are happy all the time. So basically my one escape from this depressing life that I had behind the scenes. You know, I know that sounds mess up.
It really was like it really was dysfunction, it was. Existence. We had to give up years to make everyone think that we were together. I mean, I'm not even kidding.
We basically weren't together almost a full two years. Do you know? When I was a PC repair at Tech, that was a pretty common problem, Like somebody to come and say the keyboard stopped working. Well, tried cleaning the spooge out of it.
Gross, dude, absolutely gross. You know you're bawling when you're only when you only crank out to sold out world. Phil's favorite topic of conversation is himself. That is correct that we still.
Lived together, because remember we moved out here twenty fourteen. I would argue probably it was around middle to late twenty fifteen that the whole thing fell apart, and then we still were together, but not really until what was it like the beginning of twenty seventeen. I want to say it was February March twenty seventeen when we broke up and she moved out soil. I mean, think about being like a prisoner in your own house for like a year and a half.
You're stuck with someone who you really don't have feelings for. They don't have feelings, so. You could throw the bitch out if you're that unhappy, you throw the woman out, or you pack your shit and you leave. You don't just live in misery.
Who would live in misery for a year and a half except a loser like Phil? He is so like, what is a word for a beta? You know that's not the move of a winning man. You know, winning man doesn't stick around through a year and a half of a toxic relationship.
And Charlie troll Troll is here with one for the goal. Who says, remember he told a little eleven year old girl if he was there, he'd smack her smart mouth. Yeah, he threatened an eleven year old girl to be beat up. He did.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people man, not for me. Though, And thank you TROLI troll troll, longtime show supporter. Right now, Arlene wants to know what his idea of quality time is. Aha, he's happy he's married, to use his wife as a prop to manipulate other people with Yeah, drue sign of a narcissist.
Yeah, defeated male leaves. I don't know. I you know, I've had some break breakups, and I generally like, I don't know. Most of the of the breakups I've had, I initiated, like if I'm not happy, I'm not going to stay with somebody that makes me unhappy.
You know. I always thought like life is too short to spend time with somebody that you don't enjoy spending time with. So the minute, you know, the minute the girlfriend wasn't fun anymore, she had to go. And I always had a rule, I'd get a hotter one that I like spending time with more.
And that's worked. You know, never got an upgrade from my wife. That's why I'm still with her, and I still enjoy spending time with her and my boys immensely. That's probably my favorite thing to do besides this is spend time with my boys.
By the way, you can follow me on exer Twitter at Stephen Cambi and we put some new fishing pictures of me and my son and stuff. Raise the razzle the loss, says fun fact truth seekers. After DSP moved out of his parents' house, he would go back regularly for free meals and get his laundry done by his mom. He didn't learn to use a washer and dryer.
Until he was thirty five. What a loser. What a loser for you. You're trying to make it work.
It's not working. I don't know. I learned how to wash clothes at probably fifteen. My father came to me and said, your mother has enough shit to do.
You boys, you and your brother, you're doing your own laundry, and you know, I just had my mom's show. I think it was fourteen, maybe I don't know, fourteen or fifteen. I just had my mom show me how to do it, and then I did my own and I would put them away. Now I'm spoiled and my wife does all that, and I always joke with her.
She's like, you know, I got a lot of wash to do for the boys, you know, And I go, okay, like I offered a help, but she doesn't want me to because I once turned everything pink. I don't know what I did Oh, I think I put in a red shirt with all whites or something. And you have no way to really be separated because it's not like it's a humongous house where like I can't live on the top floor and she lives on the bottom floor, Like you know what I mean. So it was pretty messed up.
Well, why would you want to do that with your girlfriend? It must have been a pretty toxic relationship situation. And that's why I have it because here I am trying to basically have a moment for myself of relief, A. Moment of relief.
Oh that was a relief all right until you found out the camera was on you moron, right, you fucking moron? Uh fresh meat? I think that is. I started my laundry at eight years old because my dad worked so much and I had to wear uniforms to school.
Yeah, good for you. Yeah. When I was like ten years old, my mom got a part time job and my dad just decided that I would cook dinner. I'm like ten years old because I would help my mom in the kitchen a lot, so I think he thought I was better suited to cook.
And then my brother was supposed to do the dishes. But half the time he didn't do the dishes, so I'd end up doing both. It sucked, It really sucked. I was kind of happy when she stopped working part time.
Before a stream, and I'm just trying to, like, you know, bit it in when I really can't do it any other time. Idiotically, she was live. That was insanely stupid, like the most dumb thing I could have done. It was now, I know that, and I mid that, but back then I just didn't give a shit honestly.
To be honest, remember this was also the year when I was trying to rebrand myself as Ko Ganging, and I was doing a whole edited content channel on YouTube. So in my mind, yeah, you're already falling apart. And it wasn't working like YouTube was falling apart. I was losing money constantly.
I'll tell you what. When I when I went live on my own, I already knew how to cook, and that was a tremendous help. And I was a starving artist, so you kind of had to know how to cook or you would starve to death. You know.
It's funny. I met my mother in law before I met my wife, which is the funniest thing. She was nosy lady at the super market and she would look at my cart and she kept telling me about her daughter. This is my mother in law before I met her daughter who's now my wife, And she would say, I got I have this daughter.
Sharon would just love you, and then she would like interview me. Every once in a while. She would look in my cart and she's like, I notice that you're buying a lot of like ingredients. Do you know how to cook?
And I go, oh, yeah, I cook all my meals. And then she watched me pay, notice that I paid with cash, and the next week commented on that, like you got a job, and I go yeah, why, She goes, well, I noticed she didn't pay with like a food stamp card or what you know, so you would be good for my daughter or something. I kept joking with her. I'm like, yeah, give me your number, you know.
And then me and my wife met independently, and my my mother in law had been telling my wife Sharon about me for months and months and months. Every time I came into the store, she would mention me to her daughter. So I have a great relationship with my mother in law. I always say you picked me out, so you can't complain.
You know, you picked me out for your door. She really did look at that. Mother frey at to eight forty says, I was just watching Meerkat cover that Ko gaming good stuff. Yeah, maybe we'll get into some of that.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Yes, thank you, mother Freya for your kindness, generosity and support. I will routinely be kicking in, checking in with the kickchat.
Excuse me checking in with the kickchat, and I apologize to Boba one for eight nine, who must have gifted Yeah, gifted five subs late and yesterday's stream, so I didn't call that out. So thank you Bubba one for eight nine for the gifted subs. Much appreciated and big big ups. All right, let's finish this jerk off explanation.
Which constantly my relationship was breaking up, my financials were awful, everything was bad in my life. So I was like, yeah, I got no money, my girlfriend won't bang me. I know, I'll crank one out in front of a webcam. Then I'll feel better.
Bucket. I don't even care anymore. I don't care about the risks I take. I don't care about nothing because nothing's working anyway, so he gives a shit.
You know, I was really depressed twenty sixteen. Yeah, I was really really depressed that year. Surprised if you look back at stuff I did in twenty sixty, he's shaking my head like Joe. Come on, if you're depressed, the worst thing you could do is crank one out.
You gotta you can't do that. I don't. I don't know. And look at that Alex.
Alex Andrella's for one for one. Do you think Phil could build a cabin in PA I really don't know based on my experience. Well, let's face it, all so money talked, and thank you for. Letting your money talk to me much appreciating.
Big ups, Alex Andrelli's for one four one with some big support tonight one for the goal. He's never touched a tool. Yeah, Well do you know before before I built my first cabin, I mean I barely knew what I was doing. I started building my cabin with a jigsaw and a screwgun, that's all I had.
And now I have, you know, circular saws and chopped saws and chainsaws, and I have an air compressor and nail guns. Luckily, my neighbor like taught me. You know, he's a construction guy, so he kind of showed me, like he brought over a He brought over an air compressor once and a nail gun when I was working on a big project, and said, why don't you try this for the day. I guarantee you want to buy one before the day's over.
And he was right like an hour or two into it. I called my wife on the phone. I'm like, I got to buy an air compressor and some nail guns. Right.
He couldn't put the boom arm together. Yeah, he sucks. He totally sucks. He couldn't build a cabin.
And I think it's funny that David Wilcock tells everybody that he lives in a log cabin, but he bought it. And I always say, men build cabins, bitches by them. This guy was so angry at everything. I really was.
I was very upset the things that were turning out that way. I thought that it was I was basically gonna have to stop doing YouTube and I was gonna probably have to give up the house. That's what I thought, ultimately, is that I was gonna have to lose my house. I was already losing my relationship.
I was probably always gonna lose my house. I was gonna lose everything, you know what I mean. So it was including your your reputation, Like getting caught doing that is he'll never live that down for the rest of his life. He'll be the guy that jerked off on stream.
It's a really messed up time. Well, like I said, I'm glad I got past it and now I'm stronger for it. Stronger happened to me, has already happened, and now I have the rest of my life that focus on. Instead of worrying about what's the next thing.
There is no next bad thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that something worse than that is going to happen to Phil. Really, it's already all behind me. The worst stuff.
I don't I can't believe that he talked about this for twelve minutes, Like, why would you even address this? Oh? Yeah, I know that was a long story, but it is a long story. We are now at two.
Well, I wanted to see too, what was the uh what was his how was he doing on the goal during this? I guess the dents like hearing about that top tip five dollars, King's tax one eighty four. Why does he have a double goal? Did you notice that?
How grievy can you get? He wants three hundred bucks for one stream? Now does anybody know why he's asking for three hundred bucks for one goal instead of one hundred and fifty. If people don't know anything else about d SP, they know he's the guy who jade off on stream.
Yes, yes, you are correct. That's one of the first things that I heard about with him. You know, dents well out on trucks, and really that's interesting. Once he hits the goal, he does he does another one fifty because he's breathing.
When he hits one fifty, he changes it to three hundred. Yeah, good, good, good guy. Jeez, how greedy can you be? Right?
That's greedy to me. But then again, if we hit our support goal, I'm going to expect a double goal myself because I learned it from watching DSP. Right, I learned you all right, I learned it by watching you. Paal all right, we're going to see what is our next?
Uh. Autists and big vehicles go hand in hand. One hundred dollars to talk about jay O what a perv. Yeah, I'm trying to watch my language.
I don't know. Lately, I've been getting a few streams demonetized because I say off color things too much, and I I hate that. Like you know, it's hard enough to get any to scrape any adav out of YouTube. YouTube's been fucking me more than their own wives lately.
I guess I don't know. All right, let me see what is the next video here? Uh? The sp rants about games, con begs for double goal.
Oh, let's do the kick, then crash out next. This is pretty good. One second and this again is from Duty Streams. Go subscribe to him.
He makes great clips as well, so I don't have to. And people once again start asking me, will I play the DLCs, and I said, I already laid out the rules for me to play the DLC. You guys have to support the GTA four streams. If we were hitting goals every GTA, I was going to do them.
But we haven't. Like last stream we made like eighty bucks, so no, I'm not doing And then someone said, well, what do we make up for that? And I said, well how about this. We hit a double goal tonight, then we're very close to the end of the game.
Next week, I'll move GTA four from a night stream back to a day stream, so we could do a major day stream wrap up the story, and then we'll start the Ballad of GAYTONI, because that's the DLC you guys seem to want most and I've only played it once. That's what we'll do. And then all of a sudden, when I said that, this guy Crimp cr Emp, who no one knows who it is, started dropping subs on the channel. And it wasn't like this, five subs, then five subs, than ten subs, then like more, it keep coming.
I think at the end it was like twenty four subs or something like that. So I shouted out and I say. Thank you for that's like one hundred and twenty five dollars. People are saying, hey, Crimp is ICs.
You know, listen, I just want to say, if you want to drop one hundred and twenty five dollars worth of gifted memberships or subs, I will not be abusive. And Nancy, listen to this guy. Somebody dropped one hundred and twenty five dollars worth of subs and he started yelling at the guy that he had to reveal his identity. Mario Mario Kosik says one for the double goal.
Yes, thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Big ups, big ups. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Thank you, Mario Kosick. I hope I'm saying that right. Who's a big time show supporter. I've noticed for quite some time now, and thank you.
Dooty Streams is here. Let me go over and make duty Streams a mod over in my live chat if I can catch up to this. I just saw you. Oh there you go.
Okay, you are now modded. Use your branch well, Duty Streams. I'm steal your clips. I did tell everybody go over and subscribe to your channel, so thank you for letting me steal your I'm restreaming your your restream that we.
Have evidence that it's Iron Chef Sakai. So I'm not really entertaining it, but I just say to Cramp, hey, well let's just get the answer from the horse's mouth. Hey, Cramp, are you iron Chef Sakai? Now you would think he would have been just like if he if he's not Iron Chef, you think he would have been like no, I'm not.
Instead he goes, oh, I don't answer peasants. What what does that mean? Is that insulting me? Is that.
Because a year so doing this kind of stuff is like he's just he's saying all this messed up stuff, insulting everyone in chat and me basically, and I'm like, oh, I hate to tell you this cramp, but I've been there doing that. I've been through this before with other a bunch of money and they try to like control the streams and stuff. I'm not putting up with that crap. So I asked him right up, I said, what's your deal?
And basically he once again was like, oh, you know, you're all peasants and stuff like that. So I said, all right, you know what, I banned him, don't and I said, I guarantee the dreams, probably and that or else they would have said he wasn't right and likely this is going to be a chargeback, because as I said, I've never experienced a charge back before, right on a payment page where you said how much you're getting, you know, for a week minus charge back. He's always welcome here, possible kick it wouldn't say that on their own page if they weren't right. Yeah, that's an interesting point.
He doesn't include troll tips. That was that right? And all of a sudden, over on the YouTube side of things, someone named Kremp so who knows if it's the same guy or not, starts talking and chat saying, oh, this was a big misunderstanding, and I just you know, I want to eat fail you. And I said, well, my email is dark s.
I fill a hotmail dot com email me. Then, okay, so there you go. Yeah's someone who actually subscribed to me since November one of last year. Okay, this and so they have followed me and actually been a sub on every month since November of last year.
They have come and talked in chat. They have actually come and gifted subs many times and never did anything negative. Okay, they come and chain they did? They dump a fifty sub bomb the hell.
While all this is going on with Crimp, all of a sudden, the ether shows up and dumps fifty subs, and everyone staring at it like what is going on? Like We're all confused. I don't what is happening. Why would you give this?
Why would you give this man two fishes? You not that I want to you know, you know what they say, don't look into horse's mouth or whatever, but basically this is so weird Mario and got rid of him. All of a sudden you show up and you're gonna dump this now. And he says, oh, it was a mistake.
I actually meant they could do five, but I mis clicked and it's fifty to f y. I you may not see me for a while because I just gifted way too many from what I wanted to do. And I was like, okay, it's kind of weird, but all right, I mean I'll count it because this is someone who I said, that's right, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. That's that's the saying, right, So whatever, But then it was weird.
Was on kick talking, Primp was on thank you, and all of a sudden, you talk manner, Brow and then youth were saying, bro, Brow, thank you very much, and do these streams? Is here? Go subscribe to his channel, says big up, Steve for the goal. Feel free to use anything on my channel.
Same goes for me. Anything on my channel. You're free to clip and use or do whatever you want with it. I hope everyone in chat is doing well.
Well, thank you. And by the way, I also I don't I'm sure I mentioned it a bunch of times, but you haven't been here during it. I stole the image that I used to make the Beggar Phil bumper these Beggar Phil. I actually, I think Duty told me about the soundboard of dark Side Phil that's searchable.
So there's a soundboard of dark Side Phil and you could search for money or whatever. And so I stole this image that Duty made of I call it bum side fill image. And then I used the soundboard that I think Duty told me about to make these bumpers, So thank you for that as well. Duty, Dude, Like, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. It's bumside Phil. Duty, It's bumside Phil. And you got a couple on my show sometime and we'll just rack them together where you know what we could do.
We could do an old school simulcast like you host, and I'll just restream it to my channel and we'll be on both channels at once, or pigpiggo dot net. Yeah. Yeah, but the soundboard is better because I could just take the MP three files and drag them into the animator to animate your image. Yeah, we should do that duty.
We'll we'll work it out what's going on, because then we don't have to worry about I know some streamers when they collab, they split it, and that's kind of My wife's an accountant, she's not This is going to be a pain in the ass. You just stream on your channel, keep your support, and call it out. I'll stream on my channel, keep my support and call it out of something like that. I think that'd be the best way to do it.
And then we're the worst guy to ask to do a show or collab is somebody that has their own channel and show to worry about. But if we both just read one of us just restreams it, you can make all the momentum. In that case, you're hired duty next week, right. Because I just want to play GTA four is what I mean.
I think the goal of people who do this kind of stuff they want to hijack content. They want to be like, ah, I was the highlight of the night because I got so and so a streamer just talking about me, know you, moron. They people, if they're going to support your show, they just want recognition. They want to be recognized for their support, you moron, and instead of thanking and recognizing this person, you interrogated them because you're a paranoid, schizo, delusional weirdo.
And see, they didn't actually get a lot of gameplaying tonight, or they didn't do what they wanted to do on stream tonight. They just talked exclusive. Yeah. Yeah, you wanted to make it all about him.
Aren't you just bonding to be? Why don't playing the game? Watch? You know that ridiculous?
So anyway, I here's how I left it. I said, there's no way to tell what's going on here is crimp iron Chefschai is ether Iron Chefs Chai are either Iron CHEFSI he did I Jack? Are they actually the same person? Are they not?
Because fuck them? That's why I don't know. Okay, but here's the deal. A stable people.
Yeah, they stick. He's a two twenty. I get paid every Thursday for whatever I do during that week. I could not believe that this clown lied and said that the two twenty thing.
There was no evidence for it, and it never happened. Like Phil, there's an audio recording of the woman cop who said you were too twenty. There's an audio recording of her on the record saying that she labeled you a two twenty and he tells his dents, they just made it all up. There's no evidence whatsoever.
They just totally made that up. There's no evidence of that. There's a goddamn audio recording. You lie in scumbag on kick Okay, the cutoff is actually like, uh, the cutoff is actually, oh, what do you call it?
Tuesday? Like halfway through Tuesday. So basically by the end of Tuesday, I usually know by the end. Of Tuesday, I need to do all all you guys to get all your donos and by the end of Tuesday so that I can get all that money on Thursday.
Like this is crackhead level shit, you know, Like this is like payday advance ghetto like crackhead level of needing money. Oh what I'm gonna make for that week? So there's no chargebacks this week by Tuesday, and if I actually get paid, I'll know Thursday, like like tip for tonight bucks guys. Yes, I've already counted ethers contributions towards the streams, which is why we're now at fourteen out of twenty.
And like I said, what we're gonna do as long as we get each other. So there's an audio recording, and then there's also a will actually yeah. Stream and he said there's no onever, No we beat the story. We will start the ballad of day Tony.
So that's a combination of. He has he has done that many many times. Like, listen, guys, I had to take the whole week off last week and I lost a lot of money. So I need you to get your donos in by Tuesday because Kick pays me on Thursday, and duty like, how do they let him get paid by the hour to stream on Kick when they won't let me, Like I can take subs, but I don't get paid by you know, I guess he's at the next tier or level of creator on Kick than me, but uh, you know, I don't know.
Like I hope when I start this new show, they're going to give that deal to me, because that one's going to be the new show. The Internet in Sanity Circus is going to be a Kick exclusive show, which by the way, will be starting in a couple of weeks. I know I've been saying that forever, but it is what it is. Quality content takes time, So.
Either is here while Ether is here, why don't we ask Ether number one? You one percent saying you are not this crimp guy from last night. Correct, you're saying you're not him, and you are saying you're not Iron Chef Sakai. Are these true statements or am I wrong?
Let's get some clarification because they're in the chat right now. So the guy gives him like hundreds of dollars and now he's going to interrogate him, put him on the spot and demand he answer, and these interrogation questions from. Dark sess this is true. Okay, so both statements are true.
Yeah, two more weeks either. Like I said, Ether has been around since I really need that money. As I want to say, the Iron Chefs of Kai came around like you. Have the bare minimal for partner became.
A mod in like December, and that's when he kind of. I have no luck duty. I got fifteen live viewers over there, but I'm thankful for them, and I'm thankful for the kick support because for those that don't know, Kick takes a very small percentage of the donations from the content creator and other channels. I'm not allowed to make disparage and comments take thirty percent and you can guess right.
I'm not going to say anymore, but I love the Kick supporters and I'm so thankful and grateful, even if there's only fifteen or fifty or whatever viewers. It's different every time we stream because the support over there goes a long way, and I feel like I got an. I always feel like since Kick, we get an extra paycheck in the month. In other words, it feels like instead of getting four paychecks in a month, I'm getting five.
I get like one more week's pay throughout the month if I'm lucky. So thank you all for the Kick support is much much appreciated. Like I said, see what happens. If there's no chargebacks, then we're all good and next week we're good to go.
Next week would be a balance. I love that people give him money and then they charge it back, mostly because he sees about it and he gets so mad. And I don't know. Part of me, I can understand why he gets so mad, because he's thinking, I got five hundred dollars in support on this day and then somebody charges back like three point fifty of it.
He gets so mad, Duty stream says, But I believe broside. Phil contacted the officer again and managed to get the officer's written report from the conversation with Phil, and then she went to his home. Yeah, I'll see if I can't get that paperwork from him duty and if I do, I will I will forward it along to you. We should all be sharing that to counteract his retconning and saying that this never happened.
There's no evidence. Between sweet Coden t HD and GTA for Lost and Damned. And we're also going to be doing multiplayer of Gears of War when it comes out on the twenty sixth. Happen.
So that's the idea for next week, the variety of streams because that's Tuesdays. Oh, very exciting, Phil. You know when I worked, I worked in Corporate America in a let's just say customer facing role where I had to talk to a lot of customers and we had a term that wasn't too twenty. It was triple A and that was for a customer that is an asshole that gives me odjita and anxiety.
We would call certain customers triple A and we had notes in the computer for customer notes. We would put real big at the top triple a, so that if somebody else took a call from that customer, they would know right. Away disguis an asshole. And once I had to give the paperwork the customer notes to a customer that were questioned them.
They wanted all the notes on the account because of some kind of payment issue, and they were trying to say, oh, I did call in and I did pay on time, when they didn't. Anyway, I had to try to come up with an alternate explanation for the customer of what triple A meant at the top of their notes. What's this triple a I see. On every call?
Uh? Uh? Tuesday is when I told. Them that it meant triple a rate a customer.
That means you're a great customer, you're good to work with. Ah. They bought it too. The Gears of War remake comes out or whatever, and I'm more interested in the multiplayer than the campaign.
I think I'm just going to do some multiplayer sessions and see how they go. If they go well, then that'll be multiplayer to put into the rotation. I love how if the game doesn't do well with money, it's the game's faul Okay, it's always the game's fault. And the good news is that will now free up nine.
Yeah's the best customer you give the most attention to. That is right glowing the dark. I couldn't believe they bought it. My boss even said, great job.
See now, Ether, you have to understand my chat is microt For example, one of them right now is in YouTube chat and says, ask Ether why it was okay to make fun of your paranoia in post stream chat when you have been consistently trolled like this for years. I don't know what you said in post stream chat because I don't have paranoia. I'm not like stalking the chat. I have no idea what you said.
But that I mean, they probably recorded every word you've ever said in chat, and they have like a fucking running tally of it. And then what they'll do is they'll cross reference that with other things. Oh boy, oh boy, dead air, dead air, that air. They're insane, these people, they do this crazy level of shit.
It's just wild. You thought it was hilarious that I thought you were ic s Well, you have to understand. People love to hate him, Yes they do. That's what you get for being a big fill donor, you get interrogated and you get you know, accused of things like that dude should never donate a penny to him again.
I know if I listen. I occasionally I throw a super chat at a creator to be supportive, but I'm poor, so I don't do it very often. But when I do, if if I don't have a at least a decent experience, I will never super chat that creator ever again for the rest of my life. Right ever, I don't know.
I hold a grudge. ICs has actually come back multiple times with multiple accounts and tried to do this again where he's Oh, I'm going to pretend I'm someone else and I'm going to give subs. I'm gonna try to get and fills good graces just so. I gues he's so boring.
They need to make fun the hard way. He's done it multiple times, not that Phil just sucks. The time I've been through this rodeo before it the. Audience isn't enjoying it.
In other words, they're not donating enough. I'll make it clear on my streams. I I am in charge. What I say goes.
No one gets to buy a say on the stream. Oh yeah, that's why he takes so many donations and so many people in his audience are PDF files. I forgot to mention it during the last pig roast here, but I'll show you that next. I'm immune to the rules, and I dictate how everything you know goes.
That's not how it works, Okay. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm not to He'll do anything the Whales says to do. Nobody can dictate what happens on his streams. Do you remember when he was streaming with PPP.
PPP was making him show everybody his underwear. They were making him do pushups live on stream. They were making him show his socks and his underwear to the audience, and he was doing it everything that PPP told them to do. He would do it right.
Master Betty with other one says he's mad Iron Chef Sikai won't hide his d his identity. I don't know, Yes, please do. Thank you, Master Betty for hearing the call of the goal. PPP had him under his boot.
You know, I don't think I ever, I don't. I never said this live. I've never admitted this. But yo, when I had to do that interview, I go, I go to PPP, and it was very awkward, like exchange of messages.
I said, uh, Pee, like you know what I'm you know what I do right? Like have you seen some of my interviews where I felt the person I'm interviewing, like do you do you understand what I'm going to do to him? And PPP told me to put him on the fucking cross. He's like, I've had I've had enough of this clown.
Put him on the fucking cross. And I'm like, all right, this is acause you understand what's gonna happen here. That's why I was so nervous. I was alone.
I'm not usually nervous during an interview, but that when I was nervous, mostly because I didn't want to let the Keno boys down. I'm like, they told me to put on the fucking cross. I gotta crucify this bitch. I totally gotta crucify this bitch.
I have to wreck them and wreck them good because Peppe told me to put him on the fucking cross. And just to be clear, like I never talked to Andy about it, I want to talk to PPP because he set the interview up. Dude, he says, you. Did great yeah.
I was so happy when that interview was over and everybody was restreaming it and saying how great I did. How could you do that to the King, Steve backstabbing snake bastard, See you next week. Yeah he did say that, he didn't say that. That was pretty funny and uh yeah, all right, well he's gonna be he's eating his own fingers here.
I notice he does that a lot. That's like a nervous bothering him my finger. Then take a break and get a nail file, you disgusting pig. You don't just bite it off during a live stream.
So anyway, like I said, let's see what happens. But I'm hopefully I'm feeling good. About underwear Mark. After that interview, I knew the end was near for Phil.
Yeah, so did I. I kind of took it as that I knew they were going to break up. I knew they were going to break up, but I was impressed that PPP and Andy were able to hold on for a little bit longer. Like, no, man, he snaked you.
We didn't want him to do that. We really didn't want him to do that. And I'm laughing in the background, going. He told me to fucking put him on the cross.
PPP, you told me to put him on the cross. You need a PPP to play along just enough to make Phil do a polygraph. Had PPP tell him he needs to clear his reputation or they will drop him. Oh and yeah, let's address that, just so everybody is aware.
The first thing that PPP did when I told him that I had a polygraph machine, he said, do you know how to work it? And I go, oh, yeah, I've been. I've been working on it for like, I don't know, six months or a year. I joined the Polygraphers Association, I got some books on polygraphs.
I've been testing different people on it. And like when I would test on the polygraph, I would tell people, I'm going to ask you a bunch of just and just random questions, and I want you to lie to me, and mark when you lie, and sometimes I want you to tell me the truth, and mark when you tell the truth. On this sheet of questions, so that I can check how accurate I am at reading this polygraph. I got very good at being incredibly accurate at it.
And I practice and I practiced, and I practiced. So PPP said, can can he give? Can he give the can he give the light detector to Phil? And I go, yeah, I mean, but I'd have to either get him here at my house or I'd have to go to his house.
And PPP said, I will buy you a plane ticket, I will buy you a four star hotel, all expenses paid. I'll pay for your meals, and i'll pay you if you come out to Phill's house with me and we do this, And I go, fuck, all right, yeah, let's do it. So it was Phil that wrecked the dark Side Phil by detective test. It wasn't me.
I was willing to do it, and PPP was going to put the whole bill and then some right, yeah, So I just want to take a moment to recognize what degenerates are in Dark Side Phil's live audience. Everyone meet. It's Connie Kins. He runs a Smash Brothers Ultimate Weekly in Lagune Hills, California, in southern Cali, and he is a PDF file that is into Lali and the Furries.
This thread begins when he gave ten dollars Superchet to sp his name would lead to his Discord where the Heinous, Where Heinous Things were found? Part two In his discord, he says he wants to he wants porn drawn of him and Sir Jayden. In the next message, which is dated months after his previous message, Sir Jayden states they are a minor. Connie won it porn with Sir Jayden when they were a minor?
So has Phil banned this person from their live chat? This weirdo that's into furries and young boys or what? Right? It's it's absolutely ridiculous, Like how many is that now?
And there's a clip of him using the keno people of that right, just just absolutely ridiculous. We'll go to the next one, which is dsp rants about games Con and this one is coming from snort Hogan, which is there's three clips channels. I like it, esp Minumology, want to One, Duty Streams and snort Hogan. They have the best clips.
So if you're interested in this stuff, go and subscribe over there as well. Yeah. I never thought I would identify as the tract Duty. I never planned on covering Phil after that interview.
I thought it would be one and done, but. Then I got sucked in. It's like what it's like do you ever drive by a car accident? Like you don't really want to see blood or people dead or people hurt, but you can't not watch it.
You gotta see what's going on. I got totally sucked in, and now every every day almost I'm like, Oh, let's go see what's going on with this dumb ass Duty stream says as a detractor, I never want Phil to succeed. But if you, m PPP, could have made the detractor, made the lie detector work, it could have been a huge win for everyone, including Phil. But he can't ever own the l I know, I know, and by the way, he he was going to fail that lie detector miserably because I was going to hit him with documents.
I was going to hit him with the bank leaks, I was going to hit him with the jerk and off on stream. I was going to hit him with all kinds of stuff. Duty more than I had. I didn't have time to get through all the dirt in the interview.
And I will say this, the stream that I did, the interview stream and the stream that I did with PPP and the aftermath of the breakup was the best money that I've ever made as a content creator. So fuck yeah, I. Would have been on that plane. I would have been on that plane in a minute, like I'm gonna get a fat bag for this shit.
Get that lie detector. I had the lie detector all ready to go in a briefcase. That was going to be in my carry on, right. Master Betty won two three gifted one truth Seekers membership.
And this, my friend, is why you got to hit that subscribe button. Because if you're in a live chat and a kind and generous soul like Master Betty won two three gives some membership, you could win one for free. And that is exactly what happened. Arlene got a free gifted membership.
Who's our mod? But thank you for that. And I always mean to tell you, Arlene, just send me like a where I could send a PayPal and I'll pay for your membership for being a mod here. But thank you Master Betty one two three for your kindness, generosity and support.
Much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, all right, So let's go to this clip. And how are we doing on time?
Pretty good? All right, We've got time to get through this. I think he cried when hul Cogan died. That's what he did, and he missed his opportunity.
That's another thing. PPP was going to pay for him to go and meet hul Cogan at Hogan's Bar in Florida, and he said, no, who turns down a free vacation. Then they start talking about like talk about paranoid. He was worried that he was going to get like robbed and raped or like what what.
S eight? Sorry? YouTube doesn't like that word. I apologize to the YouTube AI algorithm.
They don't like that word and a bunch of other words. I'm always like, you know what term I really don't like unlived. And there's a reason. People use Right now, the world is watching games, calm.
I don't understand. Okay, Phil, Well, I'll tell you why. Because I watched Summer Game the time that was I'm never doing that again. I mean it too like for many many years people all yelled at me.
He never care, Phil, why don't you live react to E three? And I said, because I don't think that there's anything added to live reacting if I just watch Here's what I thought. It was the best and worst of with you know, anybody's sight. Because I took a few minutes think about everything.
Anybody see that keynot show. Recently, PPP said he was going to pay ten black guys to take turns on Phil's uh rectum. Sandy Q is here with one for the goal, saying thanks for all you do. Well, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
It's much much appreciated. Throw money at me, yes, throw some more, Sandy cue with big ups and thanks for the support, much much appreciated. He said he was going to roast Cat over fire too. Yeah, somebody was going to eat her.
But yeah, Duty streams. I get how people could assume that maybe you're giving him money just to felt him, so you have material. I actually I have tremendous sympathy for Duty and some of these other people who that's all they do is felt Phil every day. Like I can't even really get over that I'm doing this once a week or once every two weeks.
Now I never give him money, he says Duty. Phil told PPP I was an Argentina detractor. I simply leaned into his paranoia. Oh that is correct, right, super chat him tonight and trigger him during the chill mindcraft.
You know what we did here? What we did? Hear duty is that I had my entire audience sending him PayPal pennies telling him to stop begging like a crackhead, and oh that was pretty funny. Of course I docked my address by accident on the screen chair, right, there's way better ways to trol him.
I totally agree. Yeah, people were mad at me duty for throwing I think I sent him like twenty pennies. People were mad at me for giving him the twenty cents. I'm like, it's okay, I can afford the twenty cents because we visibly had him shook during the live stream.
He was checking in with the donos with the with the tips, and you could see him on screen sweating and getting pissed off because of everybody my life chat was sending them pennies. That's what you do to a beggar, you throw pennies at them. I always felt like that was more important, more informative, and just more useful to an audience than live reacting to the show on a stream. I did it many many years like that, and then a couple of years ago, as I was starting to change my content and.
Listen, live reacting is always better. Phil, you're a Moron. Two feedback and things like that. There was an actual desire for me, so I live reacted to things like the Summer game Fest, the Xbox Showcase.
To be quite honest with all of you, it doesn't enough when I usually do this. Attendance is low for subscribing to THEE Please subscribe to the then do a regular show. And I said, if something happenins that's of no. For example, may actually have some gameplay today.
Well, if that happens during games Colm, great watch. In fact, it happens during this stream podcast, I'll stop the podcast and we can watch it, because you know what's gonna happen. They're gonna drop the trailer immediately. It's not like games Com has exclusive access to this content.
It will immediately go right on the internet for us to watch together. So that's what I'm gonna do instead of saying, oh so today, I'm not going to do a podcast, so we can live react and we see here for two hours bored out of our minds like we usually are when we do this. Instead, Yeah, everybody watching you is bored out of their minds. Phil, that's the normal course of things.
I'm going about my normal business all right, So I get it if you're not here live and you're watching this on demand after because you're like, I know, I had to watch you to ask yourself hour and a half, two hours you just spent watching games? Colm, how much of that was worth your time? You know what? I you know what we ought to do.
I already get like I already get like one hundred dollars worth of pennies and just start mailing him like one penny a day or something to his No, maybe that's too much. I personally don't care how anyone detracts. If someone wants to give Phil money, it's their money. I have the right to tell anybody how to spend their cash.
Yeah. I remember on Twitter when people were accusing you of of that, like, well, help there, you give money to Philly, you're helping him, And you were like. I did do you feel like you were sitting around waiting most of that time? I'm willing to bet the vast majority of that audience that's what he.
Is so boring, this guy level one watching it, that's right, Phil, you never got past level one. Well, we were hoping for something big and it didn't happen, Like for example, you know what. I'm amazed a like Dutey streams. What are you getting like five hundred live viewers?
Eight hundred live viewers? And you watch Phil and he gets like one hundred and fifty live viewers and he's been doing this for twenty years. Steven, you should consult the Keno Boys on how to improve the visibility of your clips channel. Theirs has absolutely exploded in recent over the last year, and I'm sure they have some good tips.
Yeah, I will. I'll ask him for some advice. I appreciate. Yeah, I already asked him for advice on the on the Internet insanity show on kick Right, giving him pennies on PayPal and then doing chargebacks is pretty funny.
That would be good. There would be a serious USPS charge for harassment. It's a joke, man, Yeah, six hundred to eight hundred. How is Duty getting six hundred to eight hundred live viewers?
How long you been doing your show? Duty? And how long Phil has been at this, like seventeen eighteen years? Right?
If you've harassed him, he can maybe sue. That's a joke. It's a practical joke. It's not harassment.
But okay, are the announcements that have happened so far this morning, there's a sequel to Lords of the fall In. Wait, what I thought there already was? Well, there is, because there was Lords of the Fallen, then there was Lords of the Fallen. I'm not kidding.
They released the same game twice. The first one was awful, the second one was a redo of it that was not as awful, and now they made it. I agree. You don't have to do much.
Just watch Silk Song and wait for it. Hollow Night. Silk Song is coming out, but doesn't have a release date. They're actually gonna talk about it on Thursday.
So you waited till games come to announce, you have to wait two more days. Guess what, there's a new Lego Batman game coming out. I love how he's always busting balls on the video game developers, like Phil, where's your games that you developed? You know, Oh, they took too long or the game's too much.
Fluff, okay, And the guy who's presenting it is freaking out on he's acting like the first time there's ever No, there's been like three. This is like the third or fourth one, So why are we acting like it's groundbreaking? And it's the first one. You are, correct, blazing man, Welcome to games Com and Jin Yeah.
See my point. And I'm not trying to be overly negative. I'm just saying like these digital events don't need to exist. All that needs to happen is these game companies say, Okay, during this week, we're all going to drop our trailers.
We're all going to have this little documentary about how he made the game. And then we dropped the trailer. Yeah, And I just want to explain we've been still switching back and forth between Streamyard and the other software. I'm using the other software tonight, so the Kicklave chat doesn't aggregate to my live chat.
But Rex Holles six eight nine is there and said Phil had such an opportunity to grab the bag, own his l's and rebound with support with Keno Casino, but he had to be a kink snake, all right, get it? Yeah, he could have grabbed such a big bag. That would have And could you imagine the live stream of Dark Side Phil taking a live detective test and PPP and Andy would be there with me while I administered the test and then we'd get the test results. It would have been amazing content.
And by the way, I have a special need son that I'm the primary caretaker of and he's very handicapped. He needs twenty four to seven supervision, so to get a few days to fly out to Washington would have been a major, major hassle for me. But I said I would do it. I would have figured, you know, we would figure it out, right, Yeah, look at Boogey and Wings still locales but making bank.
Yeah yeah, you know, like God bless him. You know, I don't know. I don't except for the Boogie faking cancer, I don't know much about why Wings and him are locales. The same for review Tech, Like I, review Tech is a mess, though I'll tell you that people want me to cover it him and I tried to get into the guy's doing, like as Mr streams with his shirt off and his big fat man tits hanging out, like I don't want to watch that.
I can't. It's bad. Yeah, Phil should make his own game where you where you pay to hear him beg. Literally every single thing they pitched for you.
Local Live would have boosted everyone's numbers massively, and it didn't happen because of Phil's ego. It's one of those things. Man. I was pissed off that it didn't happen because I knew it was going to be a big fat bag for everybody.
And there you go, And honestly, I could use a big fat bag of cash again. Here, does it need to be one focal point event? If anything, we learned at when E three went defunked? Right when E three shut down?
No, I don't, I'm not. I don't know him at all. Did things just not come out? Did no one play video game?
Yeah? Phil, Remember it's the opposite when E three shut down and there was no focal point for this kind of stuff, guess what happened? Games sold more than ever. Now, of course that was because of COVID, but I'm gonna spin it like it doesn't matter.
Yeah, dark side Phil video game expert. You know what, Uh, my favorite clip of Review Tech USA is when he bought a fucking triangle and like he's the most unoriginal guy I've ever seen. Like he's wearing the same hats that Phil wears, he's playing the same games that Phil plays. Then he bought a triangle that that triangle that PPP uses to do retard alert and he just started trying.
He couldn't even get it to make it sound he's so retarded, like, oh, buddy, right, whoa buddy is? Right, I'm gonna spin it like it was a coincidence. Right, Anyway, I hope that you're all here ready to chill, because today's gonna be a chill day. Yeah, it looks like a hot girl topics And I don't know much about him games Colm does have some interesting information that we want to talk about.
We'll talk about it you guys. In fact, let me know because I'm sure many of you will be like, oh yeah, so Resident Evil Requiem gameplay just dropped. Go you go watch the trailer now. It's like, fuck that that's the most that's the closest he's gotten to a pussy in years.
It's okay, I'll do that live today. That suffer Wi Vagiana. Now stay here and spend two hours boring, you know, reacting to garbage. It's just it's fluff, it's crap.
And here's our co host, the well known esports. Yeah I heard that about him, Like, hount dumb? Can you be dude? Like, even if they're inactive subscribers, they still get the notifications most of them.
When you do a show like why would you delete a million subchannel? That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. I would never delete my own channel, and we've only got just under twenty thousand, and I've been building this channel for years. There's no way I would ever delete it.
Why would you do that? That means you just waste it? Like how many times? Not very often, but on every stream I say, please like, comment and subscribe to this channel.
Hit that notification bell, like thousands and thousands of times. I have put that energy out to the universe to try to get people to subscribe. Why would you delete your whole channel? That's like all that effort to build just waste it?
Then no one does What are you talking about? He's so boring? All right, he's gonna start. I should have fast forwarded to the first five minutes.
He's just ranting about this event he doesn't want to cover, but people want him to cover. Yes, Jasper kidt is here with us today. If you can't tell, yep, closest to pussy he's been in a year. There we go, and uh, I'm rare to go.
I'm ready to go today. I want to get you caught up on everything that's going on all right, and I obviously want to talk about, you know, the schedule. There's one update that everyone wants to know, and they're like, Phil, so what's going on in regards to to next week? Are we doing?
Yeah, I'm not very familiar with his lore. I got to watch some documentaries, the Ballad of GAYTONI or not because this seems to have been in limbo for a couple of days, right, And the only update I have for you guys is so far there's no update, meaning there's nothing good or bad to report. Yeah, and this is. Another thing He wonders why he struggles for support so much.
If the audience is consistently asking you, as a show host to do something, you do it. I start that clips channel because everybody kept asking me to start the clip channel. But I didn't want to do it because I knew it was going to be shit tons of work and you weren't going to get paid for the first year or whatever it takes to build a clips channel. But I did it.
If people constantly ask me to cover a certain subject, I researched the subject and we cover it here. Or UFO story or whatever. H oh Dicker's got caught doing click fraud on his video ad and panicked. I didn't know that.
Yeah, YouTube does not like people who bought That is a short fire way to get the monetized. Contributions that came in during the GTA four stream the other night. Have you know they're still there, no chargebacks or anything like that. I won't know for sure until like Thursday.
You know, once Thursday happens, if I get paid, great, I'm down for it, Like I want to do the Ballad of GAYTONI. I'm not sold that we're gonna have a ton of people showing up for it because GTA four kind of fell off, you know when it came out. Because you're so boring, and who's playing GTA four still on live streams? I mean, I don't know.
You know, when I watch a gaming stream, when I am interested in a new game that just came out, not years later, right, I'm not watching a gaming somebody play a year's old game. He's constantly lake to the party to. Those streams, whatever reason. But we'll see.
You know, I've only played Ballad of GAYTONI once ever, so now being my second time, maybe it'll actually do really well. I'd be down for that. I remember really liking it. Oh, I remember that guy said it.
Of course, they say, you guys right, this makes sense. It was like twelve years ago. Because if you get caught body, they will never let you have a YouTube channel again. If you get demonetized, it's not you can't just start a new channel and get monetized again.
You can never be monetized again. At least that's the way. That's my understanding. Nobody watches Phil because he is boring and whining, and Phil's gameplay is trash as well.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't look. I'm not much of a gamer. My son is, and I can tell you this.
My son can beat him at every game I've ever seen him play, and play the games better than him. And my son's nine years old. So what does that tell you about Phil? Seventeen years practicing games and he still sucks a gameplay?
Okay, I'm sure that many of the people who are watching my content back then aren't watching it today, and many of you who are watching today weren't watching back then. You know what I'm saying. So but it's it'll be cool, uh, to play it again for only the second time. I certainly hope that you guys will come by and hang out.
Now. I don't think i've ever played the missions and these contributions. I just like I shoot. People say it was going to be a charge back, you know you'd already see it, But I don't know.
I think I think it's legit, although there is bad enough. For example, that person who at first dropped those twenty four subs the other day during that GTA four stream, his name is crimps okay, and then we suspected that he was actually uh well iron Chef Sakai or whatever. Hold one second, what is this trash? It is trash?
Okay, you're right, he is gay. And and he said that he was gonna email me about it. Oh so he did, FYI. But let me just put it this way.
It wasn't a very good email. Like the bank heist I did play that. It wasn't a good I don't even want to say discussion because it wasn't much of a discussion. But basically, the guy emailed me claiming that he really is a fan, and to prove it, can we have a private conversation via like a voice call or a video call, to which I responded, no, no, just because you dropped a bunch of subs.
So the guy dropped twenty four subs. Right, twenty four subs is one hundred and twenty dollars. If anybody wants to have a voice call with me or a phone call with me, yeah, drop twenty four subs. I'll do it.
Like, how ungrateful could you be? And also, you were accusing this guy and interrogating him and accusing him of being someone he's clearly not. Why would you not want the voice call so that you would know he's not? Iron Chef Sakai right from what I heard, Rich received an email about unusual activity on his channel that can mean a lot of things like boding or spam or watching your own ads on your videos.
Yeah, Dudy, I once had a guest, a guest on my show who is an egomaniac, and like he fakes his the best way I could say it is and this is not on this channel. It was on my previous channel, and I was doing an audio podcast called The Midnight Hour, and on average we would get like a few thousand views for each podcast episode. And then I had this guest and we got something crazy like fifty thousand views. He bought it.
He bought it the show that he was on on my chan pannel because his ego, he wants people to think that all these people tune in for him, he bought it them. I'm sure he did. You know, I have a background in computer science. There's no reason that he you know.
And then I heard from other show hosts that he had done that to them. That's the worst thing you could do to a content creator is to boy an appearance you did on their show, because they're going to suffer the consequences for it, not you, you know, crazy, And the guy basically admitted he did that. Oh, I was trying to help your show and help help you. You know you're not helping.
You're gonna fuck my whole channel on my stream. I deleted the show. Doesn't mean now you purchased a video call with me, like, do you see what I'm saying about this kind of contribution and why I question it? The guy comes by this dream, he drops a bunch of subs during GTA four three sleek days question him because people were saying, oh, that's ICs right, that's it, that's uh, Iron chef Sika rich.
Sucks. Instead of answering saying no, he says, oh, you're just a bunch of peasants. And I don't have to answer you because I make two hundred thousand dollars a year. And I'm like, wait, what what kind of a reaction is that?
So then I say to him, Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry, you can't do really. So what if Phil supporters paid him five hundred dollars and asked him to play Mario Kart with him. Phil then berated him, and then the casino offered it to Ken for free.
Yeah, because the casino aren't scumbags. And you know, listen if you if somebody sends me five hundred bucks with a simple request like that, fuck yeah. I will make time for any audience member that's that much of a supporter. And by the way, I have routinely done uh stream yard calls or skype or even given people my cell phone number because they just wanted to talk to me about something.
You got to appreciate the audience and the supporters, or you're a scumbag. I stream your contributions, don't cow no like. Phil is like an entitled snobby bitch, Like, do you realize that some people work all week to get a paycheck for three hundred dollars or five hundred dollars and you could just get a dono for five hundred and one shot? Why not play the game with the guy?
What's the take to do a Mario Kart game? Twenty minutes? Ten minutes? I don't even know?
And I ban them, and then the guy emails me and says, hey, can we have a private video call? No? So yeah, you know, yeah, it's kind of a weird, don't. You think critpy oh I see.
Anyway, so FYI as of now, no chargebacks. It definitely looks like at last who did he turned boy? Gave him a thousand dollars only one of it looks like that as long as. Again, I would have done that.
Do that kind of ga war finish your night. A couple with reviewers, Ballad of Gay. I've had some great calls and interactions with some of my viewers, and I have a crazy audience, Like We've got a lot of weird people in my audience. And I'm not saying that as an insult.
I'm a weird person. I like weird people, like I like artists and musicians and content creators and video editors and photographers and you know models, and you know musicians and songwriter anybody that's artistic in any way. I get along very well with right all for eight eight dollars or something an hour that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, Phil avoided the call because he knows his fans are either dented or diddlers.
I did it for free. I did a co op streams of cod with Void simply because he asked, Yeah, I would do it. I would definitely do it if somebody asked me, you. Know, Okay, Ikabal and Shad just said, Kirby Aerators looks like soccer.
I should have invested his time into a new smash Brothers. To be honest. The thing is, I got a lot of weird requests too, Like somebody wanted my set pieces once and they did donate like a huge choke. I don't remember what it was.
It was like three hundred bucks, and they wanted something off of my set just as a souvenir because they were a big show with a big fan of the show. I got their address. I sent it to them, you know, and they're still a supporter of the show. By the way, this idiot wonders why he's hemorrhaging support and has to beg like a crackhead.
You know, could be all the people you banned, you moron, and people you missed, Like if they're supporters, why are you mistreating the supporters of the show. We all know what happened with Soccer I being a right dickhead too. The last Smash Brothers burned him out entirely to the point where he like doesn't want to make another one, like seriously, like basically what he said was that the fans were. So incredible duty.
I don't know how he all. Sees and demands for the last Smash Brothers. It kind of made him get burned out and he doesn't want to make another one. He was he was relieved to not have to make another one, So I don't know that.
I'm surprised as well as he is. I'm surprised he can't even. So he's gonna make everything. But deal is Wringley.
He says, would you let iron Hip Zakai return if he apologized. Wellgans all the time and wasting his money on door dashing gym? No, he didn't. That's not true.
He sent empty game case of individuals. Yeah, that's another recent retcon I forgot about. He tried to retcon that and said that the tractors made that up. It never happened.
There's a video of you doing it, Phil, There's literally a video of you pitching it and sending an empty video game case. M Yeah, doesn't Duty somebody keeps trackable, isn't there like a tip tracker guy that keeps track of This is fascinating about this clown. There's a guy who keeps track of every penny that theide film makes and he posts it publicly. Duty would know more about that, right.
If Phil even suspects you of trolling him, he will snap at the audience and attempt to embarrass them. It's almost maddening that he still has a legit audience. Yeah, tales of the Sonic Voyages here. And by the way, I gotta go through your email.
I'm gonna get your one of your songs for the circus and thank you for that. I tried to pay him to name his Minecraft dog Stephen Cambian. He banned me immediately. That would have been funny as shit.
You really did that? That's crazy. Yeah, a few other that's piece of Piece that tracks every penny that Phil makes, and a few other Twitter folks track every penny. Wow.
Just wow, guys, just wow. So I noticed somebody asked earlier, what what's going on with the casino. It's not my place to answer, but I do follow them both on Twitter, and apparently PPP had some internet issues and needed a new router, and that's supposed to be getting sorted out today, I believe, and they'll be back tomorrow night, eight thirty pm only on kick so be sure to check them out. I was a little annoyed because what was it that one stream they had all the tech issues and I was really like having a tough day and I just wanted to laugh and have a good time.
So I tuned in and then they were kind of doing a show but having all these weird tech issues, and they even took the VOD down, and then they didn't stream yesterday I believe as well. But they'll be back tomorrow, I believe you can. They posted something about it on Twitter. If I can, I'll find it before my stream ends here.
And also people constantly ask me when I'm going back on the keynote casino and the answer is, whenever they ask me, I will be there. But don't want to be that needy friend, like, come on, guys, give me another bump, Come on, guys, give me. You know when they asked me when the when the locale universes lay on content, that's when they need me. And they had a big lull with Rikaita and Limbo and all that other stuff that was going on.
They didn't have much content. That's why they brought me in because they needed new new content right now they're there. They got more than enough by supporting so cod and one. It was not him.
I don't know where you got that information from. Why don't you do the McDonald's DSB tries it when playing Yeah. Issues it happens. Yeah, that was.
Well. Actually, I don't want. To be like fill. Drive it one pickles are falling off like and.
By the way, I still feel like a certain kind of way because when p PP came on my show and did that like post mortem of the Kino arc show and crucified fill with me, we made crazy money and I gave half of it to PPP. But I still owe Ashton a bag for all the help and support that both those guys gave me, so I got to figure out a way to get I'm sorry. I when PPP came on, you know, I kind of said, like this money is crazy, like here, take half you, you know, And at first he said no, no, no no, but eventually, you know, I sent it to him. But I still owe Andy Worski a big fat bag because I wouldn't have made any of that money if not for both of those guys.
So I still feel like, you know, I got a debt. I got a bag to come up with Andy Worski right like ketchup and mustard scorting everywhere. Oh man, not only I want to do that. Plus the thing is I do trucks him at night, and that I've already eaten dinner, like I couldn't wait that long time.
Yeah, I know they want to have me back home. We just have to work it out. I'm sure it don't happen event. Because I eat early in the morning, like I this morning, I ate my breakfast sandwich.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good time to do it. Yeah, right around Halloween. Imagine me eating a breaker sandwich at ten and then I don't eat again all day until I eat dinner at like seven thirty eight o'clock doing the truck simstream dude, Payola, I'd be freaking starving. Man.
Yeah, I just don't want to be that guy. Help me again, speaking of what they helped me. So much, and you know, almost nobody has helped me. Do you talk about how we're doing, how we're doing, let's.
Have the board meeting. Do you know that since I started my show and got monetized, I've gotten five other channels monetized. I bumped a bunch of different people, including most recently h Bomb. H Bomb needed I think when I started helping him, he needed three or four hundred subscribers to get to the magic numbers, and I kept giving him a shout out and a bump and telling people to subscribe until he got there.
I did that with five six people. I've tried to be good like Karmicalle and help other people as much as possible, but really, almost nobody helped me build my channel except for the Kino Boys, so I'll always be forever in their debt for that, you know. And I had so much fun doing their show, Like I just would laugh my ass off and have a great time and it benefited my channel tremendously, you know, so I appreciate that. Oh yeah, So let's talk about this year boardroom meeting and this year so as you can see, we were at sixteen goals out of twenty hit, meaning we need four more support goals to do DSB tries at the Adult Happy Meals six.
He's asking for six hundred dollars to fill his fat face with McDonald's. He's going to do an adult Happy Meal. Did you know on Twitter? I offered, no, I didn't monetize the hidden in Plane psychis.
They got there on their own. But when we did that show together, I offered to give them half the super or chats, but they didn't want it. So you know, it is what it is. Uh, those guys got there.
On their own. They do a great job. I watched them sometimes and just laugh my assle. I think to do a better job covering uh, well, funnier.
Definitely do a funnier job covering David Wilcock than me. The two of them are so funny together. I say meals because I'm gonna get both both versions, so we can get two of the adult collectibles, and we could take you know, do the food and everything. He's really excited about the toys that come with the adult Happy Meal.
Disgusting new shake. It looks really gross, But we're gonna do that this week. But we need to get it going. Four goals to go.
I could do that goals on today's streams and tomorrow's streams. We'll be doing it on Thursday. Did we happen to hit a double goal? He wants from the audience minecraft tomorrow's.
Somebody understands he's asking for six hundred bucks, and then if he gets the six hundred bucks, you're wonderful. Reward will be to watch him eat a McDonald's Adult Happy Meal. Right. He would have to be texting them paragraphs and asking for favors at nauseum while drunkenly asking them to watch your shows with no timestamps to be laughed at in order to be as pathetic as Phil.
You know, listen, nobody likes needy friends, right I. And by the way, being a content creator is a little bit lonely, So it's nice to have some other friends that do it because they're the only ones that understand that, you know, like, I'm sure duty you and duty understands this. Uh. I call it keeping the hamster wheel going duty.
You know, Like Dudy gets it because he does it every day. Keno, guys get it because they do it. They're either doing a show or they're working on the next one. So I like having other content creator friends.
But just think about in your own life, Like if you have a needy friend or a very needy family member, a very needy friend that's always asking you for help or something, you know, it's not good. It's got to be a two way street. You know, he has a mark for collectibles or he is a mark. He's a mark for collectibles.
Yeah, remember all the junkies to spend all his money on stupid statues of like I don't know, Mortal Kombat characters and shit that he would buy for like five hundred bucks, and then he's wondering why he's like hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to credit cards. The moron the stream. Then we can do it tomorrow, all right, but we have to get that going. Yeah, so how about this right now, let's get some support six hundred bucks podcast and the react I'm about to do and for so cood En two.
If you're here for so Coden two, you're here in the right place. I keep saying, soycod and sweet Coden, right, so sweet Coden two. Let's get some support, a super big un right now we have and tips, so thank you to those who are super chatted and those who tipped. I appreciate it.
Can we get our first sub of the day over on kick and can we get that's right? And a sizzle jacket on. YouTube to get some support in that regard, to get some variety going and get some momentum going. And then I'm going to react to the bobs and the silent hillf trailers, and then we'll see how much time we have left.
All right here, let's get one. Remember we all know that all the support that I get is all actually I send it to myself. Right, we all know that I am actually fake. I am Cramps.
I am I'm also Liance Katamaran, I'm your future step dad, right, but I'm also nd O one O three? Okay? Who else am I? Who else would I be?
Let's think about this. Here he is admitting that he's only got like six or seven real supporters that actually send him money, right, and the rest are detractors just trying to go to him and funk with him. Oh, I must be habibe. I have to be habibe, right, so we know that that's all me.
And what I've done is I've programmed an elaborate AI that watches my stream and trigger keywords contributions come in. Okay, here we go. So right now, I'm gonna use this trigger keyword. Let's get our first sub of the day over on kick right now.
Super beggar sampler and nothing happened. Nobody supported Phil because you suck and you're boring and you beg like a crackhead. There we go, futer Stepdad has gifted us ub. That's why he begs like a crackhead because.
Real mending a reel. That's a weird name. Your future stepdad, thank you so much. Feel the AI is right on time, beautiful, appreciate that.
Let's get this AI. Your future stepdad on the leaderboard bought it, absolutely perfect timing. There we go, he's hallucinating subs. Now on the YouTube side.
Not even begs Bunny could save his life. Let's do it. Let's trigger the AI. Let's get our first gifted membership of the day.
On the YouTube side. Right, how long has he been begging for like five minutes straight? Now? Right now, how long has he been begging?
It's gotta be five minutes straight, it's gotta be and here he is waiting for it. I think I still have some bugs to work out on the YouTube side. I think the AI isn't working over there because uh AI. At least we got to work it on the kickside.
Right, very good. Anyway, thanks for the early uh support. I appreciate it. Let's keep that rolling, all right, Let's be sure that we can hit a goal for Soy Code and I keep saying soy coote and sweak it in.
Thank you for that. Let's hit the goal for sweat Code. I can't even say the name of the game that he's playing. But then two today we hit every single time that I played Sweet Code, and one we hit a support goal.
And that's why I promise you guys that I would play Sweet Code in two. So now we're starting it today. Let's keep that going. Let's have big support for classic RPGs.
Because at forty after all this begging, because. The truth is, I love classic j RPGs. I grew up playing them. But the thing is, when I try to do these games, a lot of the times I don't really get the numbers.
I don't get people showing up, engaging in supporting. And they're great. They're very chill games, lots of inner action and fun that we can have talking not only about the game. But you know, you don't have to always focus just on the game.
Having good time today with hen with a boy, just like you did Sweet Coden want. I want to play the entirety of Sweet Code and two get all the characters, do everything, but I need people to come by and support to play through that. Okay, notice support instead of money. Okay, exactly.
I saw something. Everyone take a look at this. I've never seen this. Everyone, take a look at the screen.
Look below me. It says pre ordinary and it says directly below that buying or purchasing any digital products is a license scammers reality. Yeah, have you ever. Seen someone call that out in its advertising.
I've been saying this for years and years, and you guys are you me about physical collecting and stuff. But you see what they're alright telling you is you do not own the game. You're purchasing a license to play our game, but you do not own the rights to it. Yeah that sucks.
See I like physical copies. All right. Anyway, I got I got to drive, I got to do. This is why I like physical copies, all right.
So, uh. I think that, Uh well, we're at a little over two hours. I had something else to share, but it's a very long video, and honestly, I think it's kind of boring and I'll save it for another show. Perhaps it's just him spazzing out over a game.
We've seen this so many times. He's blaming the game the whole time. And you know, and this was Battlefield six miserable support stream. Oh you know what, Well, we'll do a little bit of this.
We'll get into this one then one moment here. I never get tired of a DSP crashout. Not never. Is he a Seattle guy.
He lives outside of Seattle in a little town called Renton Shower video. All right, we'll do a little. Bit of this and if we have time, if the donos continue, the content will continue. How about that.
We're at thirteen of y'all, I'm gonna pull a DSP right now. We're at thirteen of the thirty for the goal. Can't we get to halfway to the goal? Bish, can't we get because listen, after we get halfway there, it's all downhill.
It's easier to get the second half, but we gotta get the first half. Bish, Praig, we got praise the cash. I'll try the DSP super Beggar sampler. Can we get a gifted sub one kick?
Can we get a new subscriber on kick? Can we get a new member on YouTube? Did you know that if you become a YouTube channel member during a live broadcast, TO give you a big shout out to thank you. If you gift some YouTube memberships during a live broadcast, I give you a big big shout out and to thank you.
If you send a super chat, you get a big shout out and thank you. If you buy me a coffee or send a PayPal you get a big shout out and thank you. So there's my super begger sampler of the day. Right.
Yeah, let's just get the goal out of the way, guys, so we don't have to think about it anymore. Do you know he actually recently said if we can hit the goal like before I start playing, then I won't have to beg through the whole game. We could just get it out of the way right now. Yeah, hold the show hostage.
Yeah, I'm gonna yeah. Well, or how about well we'll withhold the camera, no camera until the donations improved. Bit is no camera for you and a kickstream. We're just gonna turn the kickstream off like dark side Phil.
No, I won't do that, but yeah, the whole show hostage. Yes, Ain't too proud d sp theme song is Ain't too Proud to beg That's correct, that's the title of tonight. Fold your arms like Phil and just say you're not gonna show the video until someone donates kick subs. Yeah, come on, guys, can we get a kick sub?
Can we at least get one kick sub for the day? Can we get it? Can we get that one kick sub? Look at that?
Duty Streams says for the mom anem for the momentum mommentum. Okay, thank you dude, Like. I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane. Yeah, thank you for your kindness and generosity.
I'm gonna have to throw some super TETs on your dream. I generally do that when somebody does it to me, because you know, being a show house stain't easy, bro. Right, let's see this crash out over this game because this is kind of funny. We'll see how We'll see how he freaks out.
But this is pretty long video. I think, wasn't it the first? Oh no, I'll just start right here. That sniper rifle they give you initially, so I'm gonna try to use that more.
Let's get our first membership of the day on Kick. We got no support from Kick this morning. Can we get to Jesus Christ? Man?
It just opens with the bagging? Nope? Can we get a tip bigger than a dollar fifty? Oh?
Someone blew it up? First time I drove off a vehicle? You lose, Phil, God, he sucks at playing games, all right? We got D on my ass?
I took D on my ass. Yeah, he definitely took a D in his ass. Yeah, what that's nonsense? Are you kidding?
I shot that guy three to four times and then he just sprayed and I died instantly. That's bullshit. Yeah, you get a lot more views than me. Dude.
You gotta show me how to do that ship. He's not even grateful for the tippies. Man, it's not bigger. What the fuck wanted for robbery?
Happened? What was I gonna do? He's a professional bond in the open? I put objective b a objective be is over there.
They spawned me a block away from the objective that I clicked on. That's weird. Obviously I wanted to spawn on the ejective to help defend it, not a block away by myself surrounded by enemies. Why did they do that?
Look, I'm cleaning on being. Why am I toxic? Why am I toxic? Objectives?
Did it work? It works? Oh my god? What the fuck.
Them? Okay? I S four exploded? I don't even know why.
What just happened? He just trying to put down the SPA and four explodes respawning fu Well they have being Now I just love talking about Yes, what the dude? Every time that you go full auto and spray it, insta kills you. It doesn't make sense if I've already hit them once almost No?
Hell, okay, so give me. That's terrible. That's terrible fucking gameplay. Stuck, I can't move.
I got stuck on a stupid thing. What is this? Look a box? Yes, it's the game.
It's the game. That's bug not me. I can't hit them at all. I I literally can't.
I don't think his wife is home. That's stuck on a dumb box and I couldn't get out of the way. All right, we only have one person complaining about the noisy sound effects, right, so, uh, you know, desperate times call for desperate measures. So thank you Charlie troll Troll.
For hearing the call of the goal and praise the cash bitches. And I agree with this statement Charlie troll Troll, who's been a longtime show supporter. Trolie troll Troll came with the show right from the very beginning. I think Charlie troll Tell has been here.
And Chrolie Trotoll says, try telling your viewers cash grass or ass nobody watches for free. Yeah, let's do that. Come on, man, cash grass are ass nobody watches for free? My friends.
But thank you Troli troll Troll for being such a great longtime show support. I really appreciate it. Well, let's face it also money talk. And thank you for making your money talk to me.
And we've got seven to seven x d York fifty five. That's a mouthful. With five five for the goal which Steve. Hits his goal today, I will commit to driving thirty minutes south to rent and taking his shit on DSP sport.
That is the That is the comment of the night. We've got somebody offering to go take a shit on Phil's porch. But as a responsible show host, I cannot support or condone this plan. Seven to seven x d York fifty five.
I would not encourage anybody to take a shit. And I know this guy'll do it too, right, And here's what I have to say about that. Why you're not at the time, Oh you're not at detain. There's your hair?
Oh man, that is something else. And we'll play you a special DSP money bumper. Uh for putting a smile on my face and having the comment of the night. But please don't do that.
I cannot encourage or condone you do that. Please don't do it for real. Just say you're joking. Day one views, Day one inflated views.
Make the money. Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, Give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it.
I'm so just enveloped in greed and money. I need money. I need money. I need that money to pay my bills.
By the way, I really desperately need the money to help with my tax situation. So can hint money many many, many many many money money money, money, money that I got to spend, spend, spend. It's rare when I have to come out and say, guys, we really need tons of money today. When do I say that?
Right? Dude, you know how rude it is to ask people about money. Ah, thanks for the money, stupid fuck. Oh you know, I realized that the goal end it, but we're up to fifteen.
This will be sixteen now, So I'll just I'll just pocket watch and keep track of it like Will does. I'll just count every dollar as they come in, every five to count for the goal. It must be five or greater urban terra with five for the goal, says Trolie troll, troll or coke, poke or smoke. No one watches for free.
Yeah, that's another. That's a great way to say it. But we thank you all for your kindness and generosity. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Long live the goal, bitch, God bless the goal. Yes, I did two of the three, but not the cash, says our cake revival. Okay, Steve, we need to hit the goal.
Yes, the voices will not stop, says do not do this do it? Uh? Yeah, I can't. I can't be seen as supporting that.
That could be considered some kind of form of you know, somebody will make something out of that if I were to say something about that they really need some chips, they really really do. I joke. Man, My wife spent so much on snacks, dude, it's ridiculous. There's variety packs Doritos.
There's three different kind of Doritos in the pantry. There's popcorn. There's all different kinds of chips and snacks. My oldest son who happens to be nonverbal autistic but he barely speaks, but one word he knows is chips.
Yeah, my wife, Oh my god, are we loaded up with snacks. And they are roll below. These maps are so huge, It's so many ways to get. Every time he dies, he's got it.
Look, man, people die on on gaming streams. They don't do well. I've never seen a gaming streamer like make an excuse every time they get they have to respawn or they get killed in a game, especially a game like this happens all the time, Like, why does he always have to give some excuse? It's impossible to ever know where they're going to be coming from.
Look, they're all in this building. How would I have known that they were going to be coming up? Those theres? You can't.
Yeah, we do have one, but they like the bag. They like the popcorn from the bag. I don't know. Why should I try that close quarter combat?
Maybe I should try it. Well, well, if the chat would go away, I can't see, because the chat's in the fucking way. I guess that was me right here. I had fifteen kills and nine deaths.
Wow, I did better than I thought. Oh wait, is that me? Or is that my squad? Where's me?
How do I tell where I am? Yeah? I'm not. I have no idea who I am?
You know. Let me address this because this is a good comment to be flair, says all. Steve Huggs. My boyfriend's son stopped talking at three for a year.
He started talking again. There's always hope, and if not, to the big squeeze to reconnect them to their bodies. One word he knows is squeeze. He knows squeeze and hug.
He says hug or squeeze, So we do that, and he does speak a few words, but most of his verbal communication is requests for food. You know, he'll say chip, he'll say tea, and you know he'll say eat. We kind of eventually you figure out what he means by each, Like when he says eat, he doesn't want a snack. He wants a meal, right, And when he says tea, he just means liquid refreshment.
And I hold up bottles and ask him which one he wants. Do you want punch or orange juice or milk? And he'll point and tell me which one. So does your autistic fun fish, does your autoistick sunfish?
No, he just goes along and eats snacks the whole time we're fishing. Seems like something he might enjoy. We try to get too. He doesn't really want to do it, so I don't want to force him.
Yeah, that is a nice comment, and it's nice to know that. Remember, if you're dealing with a especially with a child with a disability, you're not alone. There's other people out there that are suffering from the same sort of things. And I always say that autism is terrible because it's not just a child that suffers with it, it's the whole family.
You know, his brother has to pitch in and help him. He has sensory issues. Sometimes he gets overloaded and melts down, and his brother helps me to calm him down, and you know, get him something to distract him from the meltdown. Being an autism dad is probably the hardest, most difficult part of my life.
But I you know, I hate autism, but I love my son and I'll do anything for him. Wait a minute, yeah I would. Oh, okay, I was way down here. I had sixteen kills and ten deaths and eighteen assists.
Actually, yeah, we have. To lock the friend because he likes to dump stuff. Out. Please keep it coming.
Sorry, I can't talk with you that much. Yeah, we know what conquest is. Let's try some other modes now. Yeah.
Sorry, I'm not talking to you or reading out the goals, right, but thanks for the free money. Dummies, Well, ask. Me about a random game I've never heard of during a stream of a beta of another game. Is not got forty one dollars.
Jesus, with all that begging, he's only a forty one dollars. A good time to do that. I'm not thinking about any other game right now. Yeah, we'll try close quarters.
He's twelve years old now, Okay, sixteen players, twelve eight on each side, so it's call of duty. It's basically call of duty. How the fuck do I melee? F F Charlie?
Troll troll. That's that's good. You know, the Good Book says honor thy father and thy mother. After my father died, my mother there was a career housewife, and I took care of her for twenty two years, so I get it.
It's good to do that. Got take care of family. Oh, that's complete nonsense. He wasn't even shooting at me.
He killed my teammate and was springing wildly and a glancing bleak hit me. Get the fuck out of here, dude. It was weird. Yeah, it could always be worse.
That's fucking nonsense. It could always be worse. I try to remind myself because I've been around a lot of autistic children, and you know, my son's very severely affected by autism. But there's some big blessings with my son.
Like he he does the bathroom on his own. He figured that out. And there's some children that are in diapers. You know, they're twenty five years old and they're in diapers, and you've got to deal with that.
That sucks. That's terrible, you know. So at least you know and there's good with an autistic child. You know, you're gonna have some good days and you're gonna have some bad days.
We just try to minimize everything that causes the melt bounce and the bad days and the sensory issues, and maximize him being in a good mood. Like my best days are when he's happy, because he's sometimes he's just giddy and happy and he's run around giggling and playing with his brother like a regular child, you know, or unaffected child. I hate the term regular child. But I have a son that does not have autism or is not handicap, and I have one that is.
So I saw this study once, says Terry is gaming. I saw the study once that was showing that round up the weed killer caused a huge spike in autism in the last twenty years. When I was growing up. It was something no one ever heard of.
You know. I've run the gambit researching autism, and I don't know what to believe, but that's one theory because there has been a worldwide spike in autism since the introduction of that you know, whole GMO and pesticides thing. So one thing I am sure of is it's not caused by or I think i'm sure of is it's not caused by vaccines, because there's studies that show that it occurs in the womb before birth and before any of those things are administered to the child. Right, didn't mean to derail the show, now, happy to do it.
It's fine people like sometimes when I talk about more personal things. I just wanted to express my understanding and give you kudos for being an involved, loving parent. Yeah, to be Flair. I don't know if you know this, and people in the audience might know this, but autism is very very tough on a married couple, so much so that I think the statistic is something like ninety two percent of parents of autistic children are divorced because it's just it's very very difficult thing to deal with.
You need one of the two, at least one of the two has to be a full time caretaker if the child is that disabled. In mine, happens to be so. But by the grace of God, my wife and I have always you know, worked things out. We've had some really tough times though, where that was at least thought about, like separation, because it's just so tough dealing with that every day.
But like I said, we just try to minimize his bad days and his meltdowns and his bad moods. We joke that he's like doctor Jeko and mister Hyde. Some days, you know, he has we called happy Zach and evil Zach, Like, oh, nasty Zach is back, and he'll have this spell for a week where he'll just be belligerent and upset and nasty for a full on and then he snaps out of it and he's fine for weeks on end. So who knows.
Yeah, I have made my peace with the causal factors because here's something that is important. Autism is not a curable condition. It's neurologic and it's you know, physical as well. So I went down every rabbit hole, you know, like what thinking did we do something wrong during the pregnancy that caused this?
Was their environmental contaminants that we weren't aware of, Like I've given up on ever knowing what caused his condition and just focused on, you know, treatment and thank god, he's got a great mom who she's his advocate, and she got him so much in the form of counseling and therapy. And you know, he's got a full time aid at school whose job it is is to just get Zach through the day every you know, like his mom has done so much fighting for him to get everything he could get as a disabled child, for help and support and so you know, we just do the best that we can. And I'm gonna call it there on this Phil stream because he just sees and complains that it's the game's fault. Right, Wow, Brandy Phillips, I didn't know that my son had non potty mouth Tourett's.
It comes with so much baggage. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, like I said, just know, if you're dealing with a disabled member of your family, you're not alone. There's a lot of people that are dealing with the same things.
It's also I'm sure that being a caretaker of my son has made me a better father and a better husband and just a better person because you know, I've gotten to interact with so many other families that are affected by autism. That I have tremendous empathy and sympathy for people that are struggling with this that I never would have even thought about. You know, I've seen before my son. I'm sure I've seen a disabled child or autistic child having a meltdown, and I was not very kind to those people, like, you know, look, what the hell's going on with this maniac in the store?
What you know, some kid autistic child having a meltdown. I would later learn, oh that that kid I saw one time having a meltdown was autistic and he was overloaded. You know, Autistic children get overloaded if there's too much sensory stuff at once, and sometimes crowds can set them off for loud noises or you know. But I have tremendous, tremendous empathy for anybody struggling with the disability of a child.
I also spend a lot of time around children with Down syndrome, and h boy, you know, they're the happiest. They're like, give give a give a child with Down syndrome like the chocolate milk. He's the happiest kid you'll ever see, you know. And the thing with autism, that's The most difficult, at least for me, is that my son has an inability to communicate just basic things and needs.
So even a child with Down syndrome can tell you, like I have a stomach age, dad, or whatever you like, my son can't tell. So when he has a medical issue, especially that's going on. Like one time he had an ear infection, he was pissed off and angry and have a meltdowns for a week before they figured it out. They treated him before the ear infection and he was fine.
He was in pain, but he couldn't communicate, you know. Eventually the doctor figured out that he was holding his ear or whatever and they found it. Right. Yeah, I have heard of the autism tapes, and that's a scam.
It is a complete and total scam to suggest that children with nonverbal autism can communicate through telepathy. I've way gone down that rabbit hole. I was going to do a show on it, but I decided I started working up the show, and I realized that I was getting very emotional about these people scamming people. It's called the telepathy tapes.
It's a total scam. I was getting very emotional and I was too close to the subject matter, so I decided not to cover it on my show. Right, but the telepathy tapes is a scam. Yeah, you learn that these children are a blessing, not anything less.
I've always thought, you know, I'm kind of spiritual and religious, and one way that I've thought about that my situation is that God and his wisdom knew that my wife and I could take care of him and handle him. So God and his wisdom sent him to us. And you know you're gonna do you gotta it's you, it's my son, you know. When I when we got his diagnosis, and then we were basically told like, you have two choices.
Either you one of you have to basically quit working and be a full time caretaker for him, or he needs to be in an institution or a group home. That was really tough because for months and months and months we knew he was behind. Verbally, I just kept thinking telling my wife, like he's just a little behind, he'll catch up. You know.
He never caught up, and that was a tough pill to swallow. Once the diagnosis was like official, and that's a whole rigmar role to get the official diagnosis, and you know, I kind of just just my wife and I mutually agreed that like, she made more money at her corporate job than I did, so I quit and decided to start a business. And I don't regret a thing because I've been there for him since he was a baby, doing whatever he needs it to do. And you know, we used to have people come to our home for speech therapy, physical therapy and all kinds of therapy.
And I'd have to be there four days a week to meet the person and welcome them into our home and help them with the sessions. And it's tough, right Rushes three seven for the amen to you brother. As a fellow dad of a lot of authors, I know the struggle, but I also know the little victories are the greatest. Yeah, you know, one of the some of the best days of my life are when he suddenly says something, you know, like out of the blue.
I say that he's nonverbal, and that's mostly true, but in a lot of nonverbal cases, they don't say a word. Zach's got a very small vocabulary and it's limited, but and we're trying different things like that. They give you a tablet with pictograms on it so he can kind of communicate but honestly, he just uses that to ask for snacks. It's like popcorn, popcorn, popcorn pile, you know.
But occasionally he will do something that surprises me, like he'll just say some words out of or even almost a sentence out of the blue, and that gives me hope and things, you know, things are looking up. But thank you Rushes three, Rushes three five seven seven for your kindness. Well, let's face it all, so money talks. It definitely talks.
And we've got rushing another one. Also, what's your take on stem cells se scam? There is a great deal of stem cell scams out there and that's all my list of things to cover as well. I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Thank you Rushes three, five seven seven and big ups. And we'll check in with the Kick Support one more time before we bounce on out of here and check in if we have any support to call out over there, and. Yes we do.
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That dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yes, my friends, much much appreciated. Yeah, this, I'll save that for another night.
Urban Terra says, thanks for sharing your story, seving blessing to you and your family on your journey. Yeah, pray for us. That's what I do. Sometimes that's all you can do.
And honestly, I'm sure that this experience with my son has made me a better person, because you know, I used to be kind of selfish and my wife would say narcissistic, you know, And it's taught me that, you know, there's more important things in me, and he needs the attention more than most other things in my life. So but i'll tell you what. It's exhausting, Like, you know, he gets into these weird tics, like you know, some days he just decides he doesn't want to have pants, and he's just running around taking his pants off constantly, and I have to constantly put his pants back on him. And that's very frustrating, like what are you doing, dude, pants day?
And he'll say on and then I put his pants on, and then ten minutes later he's taking his pants off, you know, and he can't we can't have him doing that like outside, right, it's not good equal to five and one for the goal. I think he actual care as an arm for a while and appreciate good parents like you, well, thank you. And we've had some excellent we've had some excellent counselors and supporters and nurses and doctors, and we've been very blessed. Cash money, bitches, cash money.
You know, they say equate us. It takes a village, and in our case it really did. Right. God gives us these children because he knows what we are capable of.
Yeah, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do. He's my son, he's my firstborn son. You got you gotta take care of him, you know. And he is, you know, affected to the point where he's not going to be able to live independently ever or get a job or whatever.
So that's a little scary, you know. And my biggest worry and concern is what am I going to do once I'm unable to care for him? You know. But of course we're going to sock away money and you do whatever we can do.
And I'm sure you know my friend's brother did that nonverbal and got naked and excited before going to go swim. I took care of him for the summer. He likes swimming and tickles and food too. That's those are the three big things for my son.
He likes tickles, He likes hugs. He'll come up to you and want you to squeeze him sometimes they like the pressure. And thank you Equitas for your kindness, generosity and support. And definitely food and swimming as a few of his favorite things.
He likes swimming so much that when he sees any water, like if we're at a mall and there's a fountain, he starts taking his shoes off and trying to get in the like get in the water, you know. So we try to take them to the pool, even during the winter. We have like a pool membership at an indoor pool. We take them to the lake.
He loves to swim him. He'll do it for hours and hours. Right. Yeah, so we've done our due diligence, And yeah, I'm sorry of me talking about this other stuff is a downer you're not here for.
That got off on kind of a tangent, but that is known to happen on live streams. So we have done our due diligence. I'm going to bounce on out of here, but I'll be back tomorrow and I believe seven pm, but we might I go a little early tomorrow, so maybe six thirty. Follow me on x or Twitter at Stephen Cambi.
And we always announced the shows there a few hours before showtime, much like Kino does. And I've got a great show planned for you tomorrow, and I've even got one. We got two more shows for the week. I'm gonna try to squeeze an extra one in because I've said this before, but during the summer, I tend to take only do three shows a week because you know, people are outside doing outdoor activities.
There's a summer slump every year with the views and the support, so you know, I cut down the shows. But now we're getting out of that season and we'll be ramping things up to four or five shows a week as the summer ends. But I want to suck in as much summer as I possibly can before it's all over. Right, We're gonna we're going to go to this huge lake near us near my cabin this weekend Lake Wall and Pop Pack, and we're going to be fishing off of a speedboat and doing some tubing and maybe maybe even water skiing.
My son, my youngest son, is going. He's very, very excited and yeah, it's going to be it's going to be interesting. So we want to thank you kind and generous benefactors. You super chatters, you YouTube membership purchasers, you YouTube members, Patreon supporters, Kick subscribers, people gifting Kick subs, super chatter, superstick or super thanks, people buying me a coffee, people on Patreon or excuse me, people sending PayPal pledges, and also anybody buying me a coffee.
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Not only did he gift five subs, but Ralph Family Treasure also subscribed to himself, So thank you for that. And we've got a special one just just for you Kick supporters, especially Ralph Family Treasure who gifted five subs and Boba one four, eight nine who gifted five subs. Thank you all though over there for your support and generosity. This is a pig the game blatantly cheaty.
It's totally the game's fault, right, It's totally the game's fault, not Phil's fault at all. It's always the game's fault, right to one of those things. Yeah, so I'm gonna bounce on out of here. I'll be back tomorrow night.
But that's all I got for you for now. So until next time, friends, my name is Steve Cambia. Good night, and God bless all of you. He came along with power and light.
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He is my. All of Robin. Greetings and salutations, friends, and I am one again checking in on the Despicable World of Dark Side. Phil and I've got some interesting This is pretty interesting, So DSP I've noticed is really really been trying to retcon things like you know, Red conning the Kino arc that he's the King Snake and all of this stuff.
And then the May first burst you may be familiar with it. That's when he masturbated on camera. He didn't know the camera was on, so he's tried to retcon that event now and blaming an ex girlfriend for why he was depressed. I just saw a video shortly before we went to air too that is new to me.
Dark Side Phil explodes in toxic rant at Peasant Viewer after two hundred dollars worth of chargebacks. So I am wondering, and I saw a few people wondering on Twitter. How long is it going to be before he completely crashes out this guy. I think it's going to take a marathon stream that doesn't hit any goals, or some major financial problematic event.
But I gotta admire this guy because his ability to just keep begging and bitching and twisting the arm of the retardic people that watch him is just incredible. Like the results, I'll tell you this, the guy's a survivor. He's like, listen, I am going to beg Recently, somebody sent him a supertat and said stop begging, Piggy, and he said, no, I'm going to beg more. If you say something nasty like that, then I'm going to give you more of what you don't want.
So I'm going to beg more. Like he. Yes, and the voices will not stop this here and said he had a paranoid meltdown about a former dent possibly being in chat and giving him money. And God helped feil because I got to tell you I'm in a real bad mood today.
Some of you know, I've been building or trying to build a little cabin in the mountains, and boy, what a different experience I had between my first cabin and my second cabin. My first cabin it's in a like a private residential community and there's a cagar I call it the Kangaroo Court of Karens. The local HOA board members and old ladies, you know, they make all these rules. The latest one that's so funny in there is that there's no fireworks of any kind allowed, including poppers, you know those things you just throw on the ground and they make noise.
And sparklers. You could get a five hundred dollars fine for giving your kids sparklers, which is so ridiculous because everybody in there has got a campfire. What's more dangerous a campfire or a kid with a sparkler. But anyway, over there, they local governments always try to stop good tax paying citizens from doing, you know, pursuing whatever they're pursuing.
And I'm a bit of a libertarian, and I think if I'm on my own land and I'm not bothering at anybody, then nobody should have a problem. But they do. So the new cabin I'm building in the township next to the first cabin that I built, which is really weird because it's only three miles away, but it's a separate you know, it's like a separate authority and you know, township and this fucking permit guy. I'm building a tiny twelve by sixteen log cabin.
You know, this permit guy has now extracted I think we're up to eighty five pages of paperwork. I had to submit two copies of plans for each of the structures. There's three of them. There's the twelve by sixteen cabin and eight by eight tool shed and a four x four shitter, you know, outhouse.
This guy needed two copies of complete construction plans for each of the buildings, and in one case I don't have to give him. I don't have to give him any plans for the cabin because it's being built with a recreational cabin affidavit. And so this guy hassled me to no end, even saying I don't even know if you could legally build a recreational cabin on that land. And so I got pissed off, and I guess I learned a lesson here.
I got pissed off, and I went and researched some of the laws and everything, and the recreational cabin affidavit that I gave them is a state law. They have to allow you to build. You can build a recreational cabin anywhere in Pennsylvania according to the state law. Any municipality, they can't stop you.
So here's what this dickheaded township did. They decided that since I stood I think this is all speculation, of course, they decided that since I stood up to them when they first try to stop me from building a cabin, they decided that what they would do is try to stop me another way. So they tell you, you've got to send in all these permits, a zoning permit fee, and you need a plot plan. I've given the guy two plot plans.
Both of them were rejected. One was not to scale. One I got the setbacks wrong. The setbacks mean how far from the road you're allowed to build.
In some counties it's ten feet. In this county it's thirty five. But I'm sure I asked him and he said twenty. So I put twenty on the first on the second plot plan that got denied, meaning five or ten more pages.
Do it again, you know. So now I'm going to have to hire a professional draftsman to make this plot plan because it has to be exactly to scale, showing all the setbacks and the buildings have to be to scale. What a nightmare. And so I think it's because I stood up to them that.
And by the way, they've been dragging their feet on my paperwork, asking me for more and more papers for like a year now, and finally I send in the last bit of the paperwork a few weeks ago. Today, this jerk off gets back to me and he says, you didn't include your recreational cabin permit fee. I go, there is none, he said, yeah, there is. Look on the fee schedule.
These local yokals changed. There used to be no fee, no permit fee for recreational cabin because it falls under state law. These people got together had a meeting and I think I'm the only one in that township with this recreational cabin. AFFI David.
They got together and they changed the fee for a recreational cabin to two thousand dollars. And this is coming out of nowhere. Now you need two grand. And then I was threatened that if I don't pay them the two thousand dollars, they know I've already started building this thing, they will find me four thousand dollars.
So talk about governm sponsored extortion, right, Yes, they just got to justify their outrageous wages. And also they can abuse the little power they have. Typical government stooge. Yeah, and I want to thank Master Betty for a kind of general's two dollars, a superte Sorry I couldn't find the noise maker.
Very very kind of you. He waged quit Suka Dan too. When I'm not sure we're going to get into it all. A Karen with a campfire is a health hazard.
And thank you, Master Betty. We thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. And now I can honestly say I need that money, I really really do. Why do I spend the money?
So just why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. You know. I don't have regrets over buying that land, but I wish I would have planned a few thousand dollars for extra expenses because I'm pretty tapped out, you know, Like I put a twenty thousand dollars payment, which was basically all the saved money that I had. I mean, not all of it.
I saved a little bit for an emergency, but geez man, you know, sometimes life just keeps hitting you. But I kind of shook it off already. You know, I'm not a fit Taylor Swift song, but I thought of that Taylor Swift song, isn't it shake it off? You know, sometimes shit happens, you just got to shake it off and keep moving forward.
So I was already thinking that I got to pick up the schedule here. Now I really have to pick up the schedule I have. Also, I wanted to mention somebody sent me sort of a I don't know if it was I wouldn't call it nasty, but a very critical email saying, oh Steve True Seekers used to be so fun. You'd show up every night and not know what you're going to see.
And now you're getting kind of predictable because you're going after David Wilcock and this Dark Side Phil guy who I don't you know this guy didn't like the Dark Side Phil shows. I get it. You're right, it's getting predictable. So I've been planning some very different kind of shows.
But those shows take time to pre produce and put together. But starting next week, we're going to throw in a few more shows a week. Yeah, a literal NG says they can add fees. If the process has already started, you could probably sue them for fraud.
Well, here's what I have decided to do, a literal NG. I'm going to start filing I'm going to start filing right to know requests because I've asked this permit person for all kinds of things, like I won an original map of this undeveloped development that I bought this property in. I want legal paperwork from that development when it started. All the papers they filed with the township.
Because along with killing me with exorbitant fees and request for eighty five pages of paperwork, they refuse to do anything about the road access issue. I'm on my own there because they say those are private roads, those aren't township roads. So I want all the paperwork, and this guy won't give it to me. And so you know, listen, I am no stranger to the request.
It's called right to know requests. If it's if it's in a you know, local municipality. If it's federal, it's a four yer request. I'm no stranger to those.
I filed hundreds of them. So I decided what I'm going to do is, if they're going to charge me this two thousand dollars, I am going to hit them with one hundred different right to know requests, even for shit I don't care about. I am going to work this township to death. And so I feel like I've gotten my two thousand dollars worth from those dickheads, right and a doco duos Alpha ralpher who needs cash more than DSP or David Wilcock Cabin money Fund.
I think I'm going to do a I'm going to do a cabin marathon stream. I'm going to try that DSP thing. See if we can't get that get that two grand scraped up doco Duos. And by the way, you know, it's very emasculating that I have to go to my wife and like she might have to help bail me out for the time being.
I hate that. And you know there's been times when I have borrowed from family funds. She knows I always pay it back, but it's still nobody wants. You don't want to go to your wife with your tail between your legs and ask her to help bail you out of a bad situation.
But thank you, Duco Duos Alpha Ralpha. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. And yeah, that n okay always gets me.
I'm like fifty is that fifty? But it's five it's roughly five dollars. Yes, but thank you, thank you very much. The voices will not stop for your kindness, generosity and support.
Here's roughly five dollars Suffolk Government. That's right, Suffo. Well, let's face it, all so money talking talks. And you know today I was thinking of that old saying life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. Like, if I had the money, I would just hire a lawyer and tell the lawyer, like, look, fight with these assholes. Here's what I want to do. I don't want to fight with these I've been fighting with these people feels like for a year now.
It's ridiculous. And the fact that they know so basically they said, oh, we denied your original you know I put in the original like months and months ago. They said, oh, we denied that we sent you a letter. I didn't get any letter.
So then they denied my original paperwork where I would have had no permit fee. They just conveniently denied that request. And then in April of twenty twenty five they passed and that was like February or March. And then in April they passed new laws or whatever saying that you have to pay two thousand dollars to build a recreational cabin even though it's a state law.
And then and then they. Came to me and said, you have to pay two thousand dollars and we need more PaperWorks. It's ridiculous that they're allowed to do that. It's absolutely ridiculous.
But thank you. The voices will not stop. And look at that. We've got another one there, Yes from Flathouse Media.
Please cover Roue Alexander's crazy shits offing lawyer at. Some point soon. Uh yeah, we're going to do that. We absolutely are going to do that.
And thank you for the very kind of generous twenty five dollars, very very kind of you throw. Money at me. That's right. If there was ever a time when I didn't need the audience to throw money at me, it is now because I need that money.
I really really do. Ha okay Dickers. Yeah, apparently he uses a similar sound effect. Look, man, I don't know.
Look, my kid saw this somewhere and it's like an applause button whatever, and he said that would be good dad for super chats, and I wanted to use it to encourage him to think and you know, suggest good suggestions to me. It is what it is, right, Yeah, bro, it's all legit. They are legit scammers. Well listen, all I could say is that I always win.
Sometimes it takes a while, but I always win. I will bring that township's resources, like they're gonna have to hire researchers to get me all the paperwork that I want from them. They're gonna win eighty five pages from me. I'm gonna won one hundred and eighty five three hundred and eighty five eight hundred and eighty five pages from them, and then maybe they'll get you know, I really think, you know, I thought the first time that I went up against this township and started busting their balls back that they would realize, like, I'm not to be trifled with, you know.
But I guess they decided to retaliate. That's what it sure feels like. I hate to be like paranoid, but as far as I know, I'm the only person that's ever filed a recreational cabin affidavit in their jurisdiction, So that is it a coincidence that they decided to make it. And by the way, just say, you know, you could build a twelve or sixteen shed for fifty dollars, but a record cabin that you're going to sleep in.
And I know what it is. They hate these recreational cabins. And the reason they hate them is because there's no building plans, there's no h inspections, there's no uniform construction code, none of that, and it takes all the power away from the township to hassle you. They don't want those in their township.
They want to be able to hassle you. TROLLI troll troll with. One foot of goal. My brother put my new.
Crossbow together and I went down in a food store in the valley and picked up a couple of straw veils. Trying it out tomorrow. That sounds great to me. I'm gonna do that on my new property.
I'd like to have a gun range and an archery range. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Longtime show supporter Trolley Troll Troll w hight. I spend the money.
So why do I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get my money to worry about it.
Yeah, you know, to worry about it. And moth loves detracting with one for the goal. Thank you, Mark love tract and saying throw money at them. That is correct, throw it at me.
Well, let's face it also money talks, yes. And thank you for letting it talk to me. Very kind of you guys. Before we even got started on the slop content, I mean, great content for tonight.
Oh the township is just like dsp Yeah, they're begging. Yeah, duke, go dus. I'm going to bury them in foyer requests. They're going to be sorry they did this to me, you know.
I mean, they can't stop me from filing foyer requests, even if I start filing hundreds of them. Right. They might also hate it when cityfo come to their rural communities. Then they get mad when their stupid little town dries off.
I don't know, but. The fact that they want, like, come on, two thousand dollars to build a twelve by sixteen tiny cabin in a wooded property that is exorbitant. That is ridiculous. And I yes, I may look into legal options, but only if I can represent myself against the township pro se.
I'm hope. You know. Here's what I think. I think I'm going to pay them the blood money and give them some more paperwork, But then I'm going to say, like, if you guys want anything else, I'm going to an attorney.
This is ridiculous. We've been at this for how long? You know, wondering if you saw Lacero's new episode of Familiar DSP. Yeah, we played it last week, I believe, or the week before that.
If there's a newer one let me know, scamme alert. Yes, yes, in the nicest way possible. I do not like the cheering alarm. All right, well we'll dispense with the cheering alarm for a while.
Okay, but that some people paying the super chats wanted. I just wanted to hear you say bottled water a haha, thank you bottled water, and we appreciate you. I have no money. Why would you give that man money?
Yes, I am now negative two thousand dollars thanks to the wonderful Dreyer Township in Pennsylvania. If you know where Dreyer Township is, or is it it's called the town is called Newfoundland, like Newfoundland. Yeah, I found some land. Unfortunately, they want to fucking bend me over and fuck me my ass and steal two thousand dollars out of my wallet before they're going to allow me to build anything on it.
It's so ridiculous. Cheering alarm only for super chats above ten dollars. Cough it up, dense, that's an excellent idea. The cheering alarm is only for ten dollars or more going forward.
Yes, so we're going to get into the clips that I have I have one here from what is from Duty streams and this one is DSP wreckcons the incident and go over and subscribe to Duty if you haven't already. He just made me a mod on his channel, which is very nice. If he's ever over here, I'll make him a mod as well. He's blaming his girlfriend and his depression for what happened with the May First Burst.
If you don't know what May First Burst is, that's when Dark Side Film masturbated on a stream in front of children. Luckily for him, the camera was just pointing at his face, but he was like you could tell he was wanking it. It was gross. Yeah, there's a Newfoundland in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, if you can. If you have land but cannot build anything on it, what is it worth? That is why they do this, So you cannot use your land. They want you to lose your land to Bill Gates or black Hawk.
Yeah. I mean there's a lot of conspiracy about that kind of stuff. Our permit to build our house in Washington, DC was less than your cabin permit. Yeah, I mean it is ridiculous.
But see, here's the thing I'm hesitant to push back on the two thousand dollars because I think they're just gonna then deny me or what you know. I kind of have a feeling like, look, I just paid two thousand dollars, what do you guys want to do you want? It's really not cash my check or what you know. I'm kind of most of me says, just pay them the blood money, suck it up and pay them and you know whatever, and then I have to go.
I went on Fiver. I thought I found somebody that could draw the plot plan better than me. I'm sure they're going to do it better than I did. I don't know.
PPP would say fifty sub bomb to turn off the alarm, and another fifty bomb to turn it on and make the chat fight. Yeah, that's a good idea. The first person that gives some subs gifts fifty gifted memberships will get to decide the fate of this scream bell right. I was the ninth grader.
I was a ninth grader when I saw that stream, and it was disturbing, says Mathela. Was detracting. Oh my goodness, right, we're gonna get started. So this is dark side.
Phil retcons the whole may first burst masturbation event. About the incident nine years ago. I talked about this many times, don't I don't shy away from talking about it, because the real reason that I survived the incident is because I owned it. He owned it, he denied it, then he said that he faked it.
Remember this is like the third retcon. And I love how duty Streams has DSP gaming. Approved and because I made a joke out of it. DSP gaming licensed as if he's a licensed restreamer, because remember the controversy, Phil wanted everybody to pay him a license fee to restream his garbage content.
The whole world was laughing at me. I laughed too. I feel like if I had done it to opposite and instead I had been like offended or tried to hide it as a secret, said it didn't happen, it would have been very poor, poorly for me. You know, we probably would have been the end.
But instead I treated it like, you know, a stupid, embarrassing, funny thing that could have happened to anyone, and it panned out well. Now, well I was second here. Oh, I apologize. This is where he gets delusional, like getting caught doing that on a live stream, is worse than embarrassing.
That is for most people, that his career ending or should be. I don't know how he survived, but anyway, you know, having a booker hanging is is embarrassing. Getting caught doing that is like literally criminal, Like he basically exposed himself to children. He's very lucky that he wasn't on like a full body shot and didn't show is you know, junk or something.
I almost I almost hit the bell. I'm good, Master Betty says, keep in mind he took off on May first this year. Yeah, because he didn't want to hear the detractors talk about May first first. The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people.
Man, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Master Betty. He's a narcissist, so he wreckcons things to protect his ego. I believe that.
Yes, And metal head retro gamer says, let's get some subs. Bit, Yeah, why don't you lead the charge there and we'll check in with the kick chat as well. Also, I pinned in both the kick and the YouTube live chat the link to our new clips channel. Please go over there and subscribe.
I'll do anything but blow you like come on, guys. This is one of those things like people hassled, people begged me to do a clips channel. Well, not begged, but people ask for a clip channel for years and years and years. I've been doing this show for about four or five years now, like four years I finally did the clips channel.
We put a ship ton of work into all those clips and building the clips channel. We can't get a thousand subscribers over there. Let's get some subs over there that doesn't cost anything but will help us, right, that would really really help. All right, let's continue with this beggar extraordinarire reck conning his masturbation event in front of children.
To be honest, I feel like I am pretty lucky in that regard. I feel like I don't know it just I just feel like I've been lucky that people on the internet at that point, we're already making fun of me for like this is how you don't play and stuff, and it didn't really matter if there was another thing that they were trying to tap on that was embarrassing. If everyone is already. Saying this guy is a joke, he's a bad gamer, and all of this.
Keep in mind, this was before I was an interactive streamer. I didn't do anything like I'm doing right now. It was more just doing a playthroughs and trying to put out quality playthroughs. Right, So.
Nothing says quality like being caught blank in one off during your pre stream. So I just noticed that Duty puts him in a wheelchair. Look at that, just like his dense good job Duty, Yeah, like Duty. Because already people had kind of made me out to be a joke on the internet and stuff like that.
I think that's why I was able to laugh that off and people laughed at me. But it was okay, like if it was the first time out of the VP, and that's what you can't. Get it and. People already knew who Dark syz Felt was and they're like, oh my god, that that happened to him.
Right. Also, let's be very honest here. I was very lucky. Yeah, absolutely nothing was show.
Yeah, just your face as you spurred out having a fucking and what did you do, just like jerk off on the floor underneath your desk. You know, dude, at least do some planning and forethought, get a tissue or something, right, A sock. I don't know, not that I'm an expert in these matters. I'm a married man whose wife never says no, I think she had a headache once in twenty five years.
Twenty years. Someone don't need to crank one out. Too much, because the truth of the matter is nothing was shown whatsoever. Nothing.
It was just my stupid O phase, awful resolution, peach fuzz, no audio. You didn't see what I was looking at. Obviously, there was no nude, a year anything. Really, it was not true sexual content.
There's more sexual content shown in a movie like so I was very lucky because if I had shown anything, or if there was actually audio that had been captured or something, oh boy, that probably would have definitely been like not able to come back to the cameras. But I did get lucky in that regard. Okay, now a lot of people say, well, how did that hold go down? In everything?
It's a It's honestly, it's a pretty simple story. And I've told it before. Some people to this day accuse me of faking it. Are you insane?
You think I would fake something like that. It's like I've said, it was my most embarrassing moment of my life, and like the one silver lining I take out of it is that no matter what happens to me for the rest of my life, I've already experienced my most embarrassing moment. There's no way I could have a more embarrassing moment than that. Really, like, what else could it be more embarrassing than So I'm good in that regard.
I got it out of my system relatively early. Right, he got it out of it. I floored the brakes and the truck didn't stop, right. I don't know what happens off God, dammit, yea, the scar is not gonna move.
I got to back up. It doesn't seem to want to move. You just tried the back enemy, by the way to see that, all right, So that's called momentum. Oh I don't know about that.
What's momentum anyway? Uh So, in regards to the incidents, now that that that this the most embarrassing moment has happened, you know, I honestly think like things have slowly gotten better since then. Honestly, for another, true, things. Have gotten better for him.
So that really at the low point of my life. God, that's what's the story behind it. It's not complicated at all. Okay, So now he's gonna tell us, like, dude, why are you even addressing this?
If you get caught cranking one out on a live stream, the reason you cranked one out on a line live stream is really not relevant, Like to you am I dude, we don't need to know why you cranked one out. We really do not need to know. We really do not need to know. And I just want to mention thanks to your kindness, generosity and support.
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All right, let's continue with this jerk off trying and explain why he was caught being a jerk off. Literally, he was clot At that time. Frame, things were falling apart from me. In mind, this was nine years ago.
Okay, things were falling apart from me, piece by piece by. Oh no, that's the worst time to crank one out. You don't crank one out when you're feeling down. I could see maybe you needed to pick me up.
Right. It's not gonna help your self esteem to be cranking your own co Come on, bro, it's not gonna help if you're depressed. Crank in one out is only going to make you more depressed. What you need is to get laid.
That'll make you feel better. And Cooty the Kid is here, big time show support from Cooty the Kid says, thanks for the stream. Steve so hopes everyone has a good day. Well, my day started pretty shitty, but it's getting better.
So praise the cash bitches, and thank you Coody the Kid. Oh seven, who's been a big show supporter since. Joining our ranks without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money, to be honest here, I have no money right now. Yes, I'm being honest.
I'm at negative two thousand dollars right now. How did that happen? Right? I did nothing wrong.
I did everything correct legally. I showed no nudity. So bruh, didn't the accident happen like a decade ago. He needs to let it go, I know, but people are still asking him about it.
So he's saying he was depressed and that's why he was cranking one out on stream. Their life. So, first of all, I moved out here in twenty fourteen. I lived in Connecticut originally, but I basically spent like all of my money that I had earned on YouTube for this move to buy the house, to move across the country, to furnish the house, and some I overspent.
Basically, Yeah, his move makes no sense to me. I mean, I grew up on the East Coast and I have lived in a few other places, but I knew people in those cities, like I had a reason to go live there. You know, I don't understand. And if you want to move across country how do you go?
You know, I'm living in a shithole in Connecticut. I know, I'll go live in a shithole in Washington State. Like, who decides to just move to Renton? Who doesn't know people there?
Who doesn't you know? I live with the camera on? Get over it? Yeah, I guess we're forced to Uh, we're going to be forced to watch him.
You know, that's pretty gross. He thought he had cheated the tax system. He should change his name to live wank Phil. Expecting that I was always going to make the same amount of money.
Within two years of me moving, my income was like halved, So I was completely screwed. He was probably making like three four hundred thousand dollars, So even half in your income, most people would be fine. How did you get Because I was already up to eyeballs debt and I didn't see a way out of this financially, I think entirely for the rest of my life. So just that, okay, it was one big pric from her family.
My personal life started to unravel. You know, I was with a significant other. I'm no longer with her since twenty seventeen. By the way, my current you know, my wife and everything I met after that.
Okay, So anyway, I had been with this you know, this girl for a while and we decided to move and start all love. Yeah, and he's kind of a scumback because wasn't that girl like seventeen when he started chatting her up? Wow, at least his wife was past eighteen. Right together, and we at first it was fine, but basically as soon as stuff started to happen, like financial issues and heavy trolling on the internet, basically our our whole relationship fell apart.
Like we just stopped wanting to spend time together. We didn't really talk that much. We lived in the same house, but we weren't really interacting that much. Yeah.
In other words, she got tired of his shit. She went off and got a job for herself and was hanging out with her own friends while I was at home all the time working to pay the bills and keep the house. Basically, yeah, because you never leave your house. And here's one thing you need to know about women, gentlemen, and this is very good advice.
They love activities, they want to do things right. I struggle with this myself because I'm kind of a homebody, like I, you know, My idea of a fun evening is like sitting in front of a computer for eight hours. That is not my wife's size. You know, she, especially with the boys, she wants us to do activities and go places and trips, and she wants to create I think I figured out that she wants to create memories for our family, So we try to do new things.
Constant women want to go places. You can't just sit at home and play video games for twelve hours a day and expect to keep a woman happy. It's not going to happen more on. You know, he's just literal, he's retarded.
It's no shocking surprise to me that he couldn't keep a woman. And I bet you he's low tea and couldn't make her come. I guarantee she never came the whole time she was with Phil. So the entire thing had fallen apart.
I mean, he got to the point where we weren't barely talking. Yeah, and it sucks because you know, privacy. We live the same house, So how do you have any privacy to yourself when you're living with someone who's almost just. Like a roommate.
Thing is we didn't want to I'm failing so far, but. Turning into drama. So we lied, and we fibbed, and we basically made a bunch of stuff up constantly. It was a couple of times we tried to make it still work and tripped on.
What he was lying to his audience about how they were fine and the relationship was good. Right, Uh, unless your your wife has a raging ever Watch addiction. Yeahf of Phil, it's the same Cata's obese. There is no satisfaction, so she just works and eats.
Yeah, I feel bad for his wife, like magic coming home to this clown every day. Right, they live off a door dash food. Well, look, at some point you have to take responsibility. If you're putting on weight, you have to.
I struggled with this myself recently, like four or five months ago. I was like, holy shit, I'm starting to look like like I'm getting this big spare tire. I'm putting on this weight. I blame my wife, She's a great cook.
You gotta take responsibility. So I started walking every day, and I started on the Carnivor diet, and I'm down almost I don't know, twenty pounds almost. So I feel good again. I feel like my old self.
I didn't feel like myself with that big gut. So I have empathy for anybody you know who struggles with weight issues because of all the people, I would never have thought I would struggle with weight issues because I've been bone thin my entire life, always been super skinny. The seattles. And maybe this trip is like I guess.
My metabolism just dropped after a certain age, the last. Straw where we'll it'll click again and things will work out. But it just didn't work out. It was destined to fail.
It really wasn't a good relationship to begin with, to be honest with all of people, okay, anyway, it wasn't a good relationship for who, her or you. So my personal relationship was falling apart at the seams. I was up to my eyeballs in death. I was constantly and so basically what I saw was that this room, this office as I called it back then, so much I couldn't blame my work space.
This was literally the oldest in the house. I could be privy. We didn't have a shared space where she would have access to it, you know what I'm saying. When I was in here and the door was closed.
That's me, Tom right, Yeah, so the only place I could crank one out was in front of my streaming setup. Like, is he just retarded? Because you know, look, man, I get it. Sometimes you gotta crank one out, you know, sometimes you just gotta crank one out.
But you don't do it in front of a webcam without putting that cap cover on that webcam or something. You just don't do it there. I have a very strict rule. I will not crank one out anywhere near my streaming setups.
Just to be safe. Just to be safe, I will not I refuse, I refuse to crank one out in front of any streaming setup or laptop with a webcam or no. No, I will not do it. Right, he must be retarded, yes, Stephen, very much.
So you are correct, sir, problem being she was almost always home. Yes, she had a job, so there was a few times a week when she went to work. For the most part, the only time. This is another amateur mistake.
You know, you can't crank one out when she's what are you? What are you an amateur? You can't crank one out when your wife is home? What's wrong with you?
I mean I could you know, you just gotta be quiet, you gotta put headphones on if you're watching. You know, some helpful videos to get you through that crank out session. Right, I don't do it if there's any camera around. See that.
See you're an expert, ironic, kids, you're an expert at cranking one out. Every expert knows you don't crank one out in front of a camera. What's wrong with this clown? And then I got to myself to be for myself.
Here was here in this room. So how did this situation happen? Well, I was insanely stressed out. We weren't really together.
You know, I was at my wits end. I wanted some private time, private time. I wanted to crank one out, so I just did it in front of a webcam. I didn't know the camera was on, So it's not my fault, and I idiotically tried to squeeze in some private time.
I am at the only time that I could, like literally as I was starting my work stream, which is the stupidest thing you could possibly do. But it wasn't like I was in my right mind. I was insanely stressed out. I was doing dumb things I mean daily people were baiting me into doing rage bake shit on stream, and you know, like I said, it was just a very different time of my life.
I'm so happy now. He's just so very different. I don't usually, you know, fall for dumb shit like that. I do still sometimes, but out all the time all the time.
Things are just a lot different now. Okay, I'm such a health I'm so happy that I'm met my wife and I'm happily married and we have such a great life together. Like I said, my home life outside of this this room is amazing. I bet you.
He still cranks one out right right at the desk, right before he starts his streams. He just puts the webcam cover on now, right, He did learn that Lesson put the webcam cover on before he cranked one out ten minutes before the stream. This dude takes ten minutes to explain that he was horny. Yeah, he needed to pick me up.
That's what he told Craig in that interview. He was depressed and he needed. To pick me up. It's really really good, and it's actually getting better now that things are better with support where we could take extra days off like this week, we're gonna have an extra day off, we can spend time together.
It's gonna be really really good. Okay, but anyway, yeah, people who are happy all the time. So basically my one escape from this depressing life that I had behind the scenes. You know, I know that sounds mess up.
It really was like it really was dysfunction, it was. Existence. We had to give up years to make everyone think that we were together. I mean, I'm not even kidding.
We basically weren't together almost a full two years. Do you know? When I was a PC repair at Tech, that was a pretty common problem, Like somebody to come and say the keyboard stopped working. Well, tried cleaning the spooge out of it.
Gross, dude, absolutely gross. You know you're bawling when you're only when you only crank out to sold out world. Phil's favorite topic of conversation is himself. That is correct that we still.
Lived together, because remember we moved out here twenty fourteen. I would argue probably it was around middle to late twenty fifteen that the whole thing fell apart, and then we still were together, but not really until what was it like the beginning of twenty seventeen. I want to say it was February March twenty seventeen when we broke up and she moved out soil. I mean, think about being like a prisoner in your own house for like a year and a half.
You're stuck with someone who you really don't have feelings for. They don't have feelings, so. You could throw the bitch out if you're that unhappy, you throw the woman out, or you pack your shit and you leave. You don't just live in misery.
Who would live in misery for a year and a half except a loser like Phil? He is so like, what is a word for a beta? You know that's not the move of a winning man. You know, winning man doesn't stick around through a year and a half of a toxic relationship.
And Charlie troll Troll is here with one for the goal. Who says, remember he told a little eleven year old girl if he was there, he'd smack her smart mouth. Yeah, he threatened an eleven year old girl to be beat up. He did.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people man, not for me. Though, And thank you TROLI troll troll, longtime show supporter. Right now, Arlene wants to know what his idea of quality time is. Aha, he's happy he's married, to use his wife as a prop to manipulate other people with Yeah, drue sign of a narcissist.
Yeah, defeated male leaves. I don't know. I you know, I've had some break breakups, and I generally like, I don't know. Most of the of the breakups I've had, I initiated, like if I'm not happy, I'm not going to stay with somebody that makes me unhappy.
You know. I always thought like life is too short to spend time with somebody that you don't enjoy spending time with. So the minute, you know, the minute the girlfriend wasn't fun anymore, she had to go. And I always had a rule, I'd get a hotter one that I like spending time with more.
And that's worked. You know, never got an upgrade from my wife. That's why I'm still with her, and I still enjoy spending time with her and my boys immensely. That's probably my favorite thing to do besides this is spend time with my boys.
By the way, you can follow me on exer Twitter at Stephen Cambi and we put some new fishing pictures of me and my son and stuff. Raise the razzle the loss, says fun fact truth seekers. After DSP moved out of his parents' house, he would go back regularly for free meals and get his laundry done by his mom. He didn't learn to use a washer and dryer.
Until he was thirty five. What a loser. What a loser for you. You're trying to make it work.
It's not working. I don't know. I learned how to wash clothes at probably fifteen. My father came to me and said, your mother has enough shit to do.
You boys, you and your brother, you're doing your own laundry, and you know, I just had my mom's show. I think it was fourteen, maybe I don't know, fourteen or fifteen. I just had my mom show me how to do it, and then I did my own and I would put them away. Now I'm spoiled and my wife does all that, and I always joke with her.
She's like, you know, I got a lot of wash to do for the boys, you know, And I go, okay, like I offered a help, but she doesn't want me to because I once turned everything pink. I don't know what I did Oh, I think I put in a red shirt with all whites or something. And you have no way to really be separated because it's not like it's a humongous house where like I can't live on the top floor and she lives on the bottom floor, Like you know what I mean. So it was pretty messed up.
Well, why would you want to do that with your girlfriend? It must have been a pretty toxic relationship situation. And that's why I have it because here I am trying to basically have a moment for myself of relief, A. Moment of relief.
Oh that was a relief all right until you found out the camera was on you moron, right, you fucking moron? Uh fresh meat? I think that is. I started my laundry at eight years old because my dad worked so much and I had to wear uniforms to school.
Yeah, good for you. Yeah. When I was like ten years old, my mom got a part time job and my dad just decided that I would cook dinner. I'm like ten years old because I would help my mom in the kitchen a lot, so I think he thought I was better suited to cook.
And then my brother was supposed to do the dishes. But half the time he didn't do the dishes, so I'd end up doing both. It sucked, It really sucked. I was kind of happy when she stopped working part time.
Before a stream, and I'm just trying to, like, you know, bit it in when I really can't do it any other time. Idiotically, she was live. That was insanely stupid, like the most dumb thing I could have done. It was now, I know that, and I mid that, but back then I just didn't give a shit honestly.
To be honest, remember this was also the year when I was trying to rebrand myself as Ko Ganging, and I was doing a whole edited content channel on YouTube. So in my mind, yeah, you're already falling apart. And it wasn't working like YouTube was falling apart. I was losing money constantly.
I'll tell you what. When I when I went live on my own, I already knew how to cook, and that was a tremendous help. And I was a starving artist, so you kind of had to know how to cook or you would starve to death. You know.
It's funny. I met my mother in law before I met my wife, which is the funniest thing. She was nosy lady at the super market and she would look at my cart and she kept telling me about her daughter. This is my mother in law before I met her daughter who's now my wife, And she would say, I got I have this daughter.
Sharon would just love you, and then she would like interview me. Every once in a while. She would look in my cart and she's like, I notice that you're buying a lot of like ingredients. Do you know how to cook?
And I go, oh, yeah, I cook all my meals. And then she watched me pay, notice that I paid with cash, and the next week commented on that, like you got a job, and I go yeah, why, She goes, well, I noticed she didn't pay with like a food stamp card or what you know, so you would be good for my daughter or something. I kept joking with her. I'm like, yeah, give me your number, you know.
And then me and my wife met independently, and my my mother in law had been telling my wife Sharon about me for months and months and months. Every time I came into the store, she would mention me to her daughter. So I have a great relationship with my mother in law. I always say you picked me out, so you can't complain.
You know, you picked me out for your door. She really did look at that. Mother frey at to eight forty says, I was just watching Meerkat cover that Ko gaming good stuff. Yeah, maybe we'll get into some of that.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Yes, thank you, mother Freya for your kindness, generosity and support. I will routinely be kicking in, checking in with the kickchat.
Excuse me checking in with the kickchat, and I apologize to Boba one for eight nine, who must have gifted Yeah, gifted five subs late and yesterday's stream, so I didn't call that out. So thank you Bubba one for eight nine for the gifted subs. Much appreciated and big big ups. All right, let's finish this jerk off explanation.
Which constantly my relationship was breaking up, my financials were awful, everything was bad in my life. So I was like, yeah, I got no money, my girlfriend won't bang me. I know, I'll crank one out in front of a webcam. Then I'll feel better.
Bucket. I don't even care anymore. I don't care about the risks I take. I don't care about nothing because nothing's working anyway, so he gives a shit.
You know, I was really depressed twenty sixteen. Yeah, I was really really depressed that year. Surprised if you look back at stuff I did in twenty sixty, he's shaking my head like Joe. Come on, if you're depressed, the worst thing you could do is crank one out.
You gotta you can't do that. I don't. I don't know. And look at that Alex.
Alex Andrella's for one for one. Do you think Phil could build a cabin in PA I really don't know based on my experience. Well, let's face it, all so money talked, and thank you for. Letting your money talk to me much appreciating.
Big ups, Alex Andrelli's for one four one with some big support tonight one for the goal. He's never touched a tool. Yeah, Well do you know before before I built my first cabin, I mean I barely knew what I was doing. I started building my cabin with a jigsaw and a screwgun, that's all I had.
And now I have, you know, circular saws and chopped saws and chainsaws, and I have an air compressor and nail guns. Luckily, my neighbor like taught me. You know, he's a construction guy, so he kind of showed me, like he brought over a He brought over an air compressor once and a nail gun when I was working on a big project, and said, why don't you try this for the day. I guarantee you want to buy one before the day's over.
And he was right like an hour or two into it. I called my wife on the phone. I'm like, I got to buy an air compressor and some nail guns. Right.
He couldn't put the boom arm together. Yeah, he sucks. He totally sucks. He couldn't build a cabin.
And I think it's funny that David Wilcock tells everybody that he lives in a log cabin, but he bought it. And I always say, men build cabins, bitches by them. This guy was so angry at everything. I really was.
I was very upset the things that were turning out that way. I thought that it was I was basically gonna have to stop doing YouTube and I was gonna probably have to give up the house. That's what I thought, ultimately, is that I was gonna have to lose my house. I was already losing my relationship.
I was probably always gonna lose my house. I was gonna lose everything, you know what I mean. So it was including your your reputation, Like getting caught doing that is he'll never live that down for the rest of his life. He'll be the guy that jerked off on stream.
It's a really messed up time. Well, like I said, I'm glad I got past it and now I'm stronger for it. Stronger happened to me, has already happened, and now I have the rest of my life that focus on. Instead of worrying about what's the next thing.
There is no next bad thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that something worse than that is going to happen to Phil. Really, it's already all behind me. The worst stuff.
I don't I can't believe that he talked about this for twelve minutes, Like, why would you even address this? Oh? Yeah, I know that was a long story, but it is a long story. We are now at two.
Well, I wanted to see too, what was the uh what was his how was he doing on the goal during this? I guess the dents like hearing about that top tip five dollars, King's tax one eighty four. Why does he have a double goal? Did you notice that?
How grievy can you get? He wants three hundred bucks for one stream? Now does anybody know why he's asking for three hundred bucks for one goal instead of one hundred and fifty. If people don't know anything else about d SP, they know he's the guy who jade off on stream.
Yes, yes, you are correct. That's one of the first things that I heard about with him. You know, dents well out on trucks, and really that's interesting. Once he hits the goal, he does he does another one fifty because he's breathing.
When he hits one fifty, he changes it to three hundred. Yeah, good, good, good guy. Jeez, how greedy can you be? Right?
That's greedy to me. But then again, if we hit our support goal, I'm going to expect a double goal myself because I learned it from watching DSP. Right, I learned you all right, I learned it by watching you. Paal all right, we're going to see what is our next?
Uh. Autists and big vehicles go hand in hand. One hundred dollars to talk about jay O what a perv. Yeah, I'm trying to watch my language.
I don't know. Lately, I've been getting a few streams demonetized because I say off color things too much, and I I hate that. Like you know, it's hard enough to get any to scrape any adav out of YouTube. YouTube's been fucking me more than their own wives lately.
I guess I don't know. All right, let me see what is the next video here? Uh? The sp rants about games, con begs for double goal.
Oh, let's do the kick, then crash out next. This is pretty good. One second and this again is from Duty Streams. Go subscribe to him.
He makes great clips as well, so I don't have to. And people once again start asking me, will I play the DLCs, and I said, I already laid out the rules for me to play the DLC. You guys have to support the GTA four streams. If we were hitting goals every GTA, I was going to do them.
But we haven't. Like last stream we made like eighty bucks, so no, I'm not doing And then someone said, well, what do we make up for that? And I said, well how about this. We hit a double goal tonight, then we're very close to the end of the game.
Next week, I'll move GTA four from a night stream back to a day stream, so we could do a major day stream wrap up the story, and then we'll start the Ballad of GAYTONI, because that's the DLC you guys seem to want most and I've only played it once. That's what we'll do. And then all of a sudden, when I said that, this guy Crimp cr Emp, who no one knows who it is, started dropping subs on the channel. And it wasn't like this, five subs, then five subs, than ten subs, then like more, it keep coming.
I think at the end it was like twenty four subs or something like that. So I shouted out and I say. Thank you for that's like one hundred and twenty five dollars. People are saying, hey, Crimp is ICs.
You know, listen, I just want to say, if you want to drop one hundred and twenty five dollars worth of gifted memberships or subs, I will not be abusive. And Nancy, listen to this guy. Somebody dropped one hundred and twenty five dollars worth of subs and he started yelling at the guy that he had to reveal his identity. Mario Mario Kosik says one for the double goal.
Yes, thank you for kindness, generosity and support. Big ups, big ups. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane.
Thank you, Mario Kosick. I hope I'm saying that right. Who's a big time show supporter. I've noticed for quite some time now, and thank you.
Dooty Streams is here. Let me go over and make duty Streams a mod over in my live chat if I can catch up to this. I just saw you. Oh there you go.
Okay, you are now modded. Use your branch well, Duty Streams. I'm steal your clips. I did tell everybody go over and subscribe to your channel, so thank you for letting me steal your I'm restreaming your your restream that we.
Have evidence that it's Iron Chef Sakai. So I'm not really entertaining it, but I just say to Cramp, hey, well let's just get the answer from the horse's mouth. Hey, Cramp, are you iron Chef Sakai? Now you would think he would have been just like if he if he's not Iron Chef, you think he would have been like no, I'm not.
Instead he goes, oh, I don't answer peasants. What what does that mean? Is that insulting me? Is that.
Because a year so doing this kind of stuff is like he's just he's saying all this messed up stuff, insulting everyone in chat and me basically, and I'm like, oh, I hate to tell you this cramp, but I've been there doing that. I've been through this before with other a bunch of money and they try to like control the streams and stuff. I'm not putting up with that crap. So I asked him right up, I said, what's your deal?
And basically he once again was like, oh, you know, you're all peasants and stuff like that. So I said, all right, you know what, I banned him, don't and I said, I guarantee the dreams, probably and that or else they would have said he wasn't right and likely this is going to be a chargeback, because as I said, I've never experienced a charge back before, right on a payment page where you said how much you're getting, you know, for a week minus charge back. He's always welcome here, possible kick it wouldn't say that on their own page if they weren't right. Yeah, that's an interesting point.
He doesn't include troll tips. That was that right? And all of a sudden, over on the YouTube side of things, someone named Kremp so who knows if it's the same guy or not, starts talking and chat saying, oh, this was a big misunderstanding, and I just you know, I want to eat fail you. And I said, well, my email is dark s.
I fill a hotmail dot com email me. Then, okay, so there you go. Yeah's someone who actually subscribed to me since November one of last year. Okay, this and so they have followed me and actually been a sub on every month since November of last year.
They have come and talked in chat. They have actually come and gifted subs many times and never did anything negative. Okay, they come and chain they did? They dump a fifty sub bomb the hell.
While all this is going on with Crimp, all of a sudden, the ether shows up and dumps fifty subs, and everyone staring at it like what is going on? Like We're all confused. I don't what is happening. Why would you give this?
Why would you give this man two fishes? You not that I want to you know, you know what they say, don't look into horse's mouth or whatever, but basically this is so weird Mario and got rid of him. All of a sudden you show up and you're gonna dump this now. And he says, oh, it was a mistake.
I actually meant they could do five, but I mis clicked and it's fifty to f y. I you may not see me for a while because I just gifted way too many from what I wanted to do. And I was like, okay, it's kind of weird, but all right, I mean I'll count it because this is someone who I said, that's right, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. That's that's the saying, right, So whatever, But then it was weird.
Was on kick talking, Primp was on thank you, and all of a sudden, you talk manner, Brow and then youth were saying, bro, Brow, thank you very much, and do these streams? Is here? Go subscribe to his channel, says big up, Steve for the goal. Feel free to use anything on my channel.
Same goes for me. Anything on my channel. You're free to clip and use or do whatever you want with it. I hope everyone in chat is doing well.
Well, thank you. And by the way, I also I don't I'm sure I mentioned it a bunch of times, but you haven't been here during it. I stole the image that I used to make the Beggar Phil bumper these Beggar Phil. I actually, I think Duty told me about the soundboard of dark Side Phil that's searchable.
So there's a soundboard of dark Side Phil and you could search for money or whatever. And so I stole this image that Duty made of I call it bum side fill image. And then I used the soundboard that I think Duty told me about to make these bumpers, So thank you for that as well. Duty, Dude, Like, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. It's bumside Phil. Duty, It's bumside Phil. And you got a couple on my show sometime and we'll just rack them together where you know what we could do.
We could do an old school simulcast like you host, and I'll just restream it to my channel and we'll be on both channels at once, or pigpiggo dot net. Yeah. Yeah, but the soundboard is better because I could just take the MP three files and drag them into the animator to animate your image. Yeah, we should do that duty.
We'll we'll work it out what's going on, because then we don't have to worry about I know some streamers when they collab, they split it, and that's kind of My wife's an accountant, she's not This is going to be a pain in the ass. You just stream on your channel, keep your support, and call it out. I'll stream on my channel, keep my support and call it out of something like that. I think that'd be the best way to do it.
And then we're the worst guy to ask to do a show or collab is somebody that has their own channel and show to worry about. But if we both just read one of us just restreams it, you can make all the momentum. In that case, you're hired duty next week, right. Because I just want to play GTA four is what I mean.
I think the goal of people who do this kind of stuff they want to hijack content. They want to be like, ah, I was the highlight of the night because I got so and so a streamer just talking about me, know you, moron. They people, if they're going to support your show, they just want recognition. They want to be recognized for their support, you moron, and instead of thanking and recognizing this person, you interrogated them because you're a paranoid, schizo, delusional weirdo.
And see, they didn't actually get a lot of gameplaying tonight, or they didn't do what they wanted to do on stream tonight. They just talked exclusive. Yeah. Yeah, you wanted to make it all about him.
Aren't you just bonding to be? Why don't playing the game? Watch? You know that ridiculous?
So anyway, I here's how I left it. I said, there's no way to tell what's going on here is crimp iron Chefschai is ether Iron Chefs Chai are either Iron CHEFSI he did I Jack? Are they actually the same person? Are they not?
Because fuck them? That's why I don't know. Okay, but here's the deal. A stable people.
Yeah, they stick. He's a two twenty. I get paid every Thursday for whatever I do during that week. I could not believe that this clown lied and said that the two twenty thing.
There was no evidence for it, and it never happened. Like Phil, there's an audio recording of the woman cop who said you were too twenty. There's an audio recording of her on the record saying that she labeled you a two twenty and he tells his dents, they just made it all up. There's no evidence whatsoever.
They just totally made that up. There's no evidence of that. There's a goddamn audio recording. You lie in scumbag on kick Okay, the cutoff is actually like, uh, the cutoff is actually, oh, what do you call it?
Tuesday? Like halfway through Tuesday. So basically by the end of Tuesday, I usually know by the end. Of Tuesday, I need to do all all you guys to get all your donos and by the end of Tuesday so that I can get all that money on Thursday.
Like this is crackhead level shit, you know, Like this is like payday advance ghetto like crackhead level of needing money. Oh what I'm gonna make for that week? So there's no chargebacks this week by Tuesday, and if I actually get paid, I'll know Thursday, like like tip for tonight bucks guys. Yes, I've already counted ethers contributions towards the streams, which is why we're now at fourteen out of twenty.
And like I said, what we're gonna do as long as we get each other. So there's an audio recording, and then there's also a will actually yeah. Stream and he said there's no onever, No we beat the story. We will start the ballad of day Tony.
So that's a combination of. He has he has done that many many times. Like, listen, guys, I had to take the whole week off last week and I lost a lot of money. So I need you to get your donos in by Tuesday because Kick pays me on Thursday, and duty like, how do they let him get paid by the hour to stream on Kick when they won't let me, Like I can take subs, but I don't get paid by you know, I guess he's at the next tier or level of creator on Kick than me, but uh, you know, I don't know.
Like I hope when I start this new show, they're going to give that deal to me, because that one's going to be the new show. The Internet in Sanity Circus is going to be a Kick exclusive show, which by the way, will be starting in a couple of weeks. I know I've been saying that forever, but it is what it is. Quality content takes time, So.
Either is here while Ether is here, why don't we ask Ether number one? You one percent saying you are not this crimp guy from last night. Correct, you're saying you're not him, and you are saying you're not Iron Chef Sakai. Are these true statements or am I wrong?
Let's get some clarification because they're in the chat right now. So the guy gives him like hundreds of dollars and now he's going to interrogate him, put him on the spot and demand he answer, and these interrogation questions from. Dark sess this is true. Okay, so both statements are true.
Yeah, two more weeks either. Like I said, Ether has been around since I really need that money. As I want to say, the Iron Chefs of Kai came around like you. Have the bare minimal for partner became.
A mod in like December, and that's when he kind of. I have no luck duty. I got fifteen live viewers over there, but I'm thankful for them, and I'm thankful for the kick support because for those that don't know, Kick takes a very small percentage of the donations from the content creator and other channels. I'm not allowed to make disparage and comments take thirty percent and you can guess right.
I'm not going to say anymore, but I love the Kick supporters and I'm so thankful and grateful, even if there's only fifteen or fifty or whatever viewers. It's different every time we stream because the support over there goes a long way, and I feel like I got an. I always feel like since Kick, we get an extra paycheck in the month. In other words, it feels like instead of getting four paychecks in a month, I'm getting five.
I get like one more week's pay throughout the month if I'm lucky. So thank you all for the Kick support is much much appreciated. Like I said, see what happens. If there's no chargebacks, then we're all good and next week we're good to go.
Next week would be a balance. I love that people give him money and then they charge it back, mostly because he sees about it and he gets so mad. And I don't know. Part of me, I can understand why he gets so mad, because he's thinking, I got five hundred dollars in support on this day and then somebody charges back like three point fifty of it.
He gets so mad, Duty stream says, But I believe broside. Phil contacted the officer again and managed to get the officer's written report from the conversation with Phil, and then she went to his home. Yeah, I'll see if I can't get that paperwork from him duty and if I do, I will I will forward it along to you. We should all be sharing that to counteract his retconning and saying that this never happened.
There's no evidence. Between sweet Coden t HD and GTA for Lost and Damned. And we're also going to be doing multiplayer of Gears of War when it comes out on the twenty sixth. Happen.
So that's the idea for next week, the variety of streams because that's Tuesdays. Oh, very exciting, Phil. You know when I worked, I worked in Corporate America in a let's just say customer facing role where I had to talk to a lot of customers and we had a term that wasn't too twenty. It was triple A and that was for a customer that is an asshole that gives me odjita and anxiety.
We would call certain customers triple A and we had notes in the computer for customer notes. We would put real big at the top triple a, so that if somebody else took a call from that customer, they would know right. Away disguis an asshole. And once I had to give the paperwork the customer notes to a customer that were questioned them.
They wanted all the notes on the account because of some kind of payment issue, and they were trying to say, oh, I did call in and I did pay on time, when they didn't. Anyway, I had to try to come up with an alternate explanation for the customer of what triple A meant at the top of their notes. What's this triple a I see. On every call?
Uh? Uh? Tuesday is when I told. Them that it meant triple a rate a customer.
That means you're a great customer, you're good to work with. Ah. They bought it too. The Gears of War remake comes out or whatever, and I'm more interested in the multiplayer than the campaign.
I think I'm just going to do some multiplayer sessions and see how they go. If they go well, then that'll be multiplayer to put into the rotation. I love how if the game doesn't do well with money, it's the game's faul Okay, it's always the game's fault. And the good news is that will now free up nine.
Yeah's the best customer you give the most attention to. That is right glowing the dark. I couldn't believe they bought it. My boss even said, great job.
See now, Ether, you have to understand my chat is microt For example, one of them right now is in YouTube chat and says, ask Ether why it was okay to make fun of your paranoia in post stream chat when you have been consistently trolled like this for years. I don't know what you said in post stream chat because I don't have paranoia. I'm not like stalking the chat. I have no idea what you said.
But that I mean, they probably recorded every word you've ever said in chat, and they have like a fucking running tally of it. And then what they'll do is they'll cross reference that with other things. Oh boy, oh boy, dead air, dead air, that air. They're insane, these people, they do this crazy level of shit.
It's just wild. You thought it was hilarious that I thought you were ic s Well, you have to understand. People love to hate him, Yes they do. That's what you get for being a big fill donor, you get interrogated and you get you know, accused of things like that dude should never donate a penny to him again.
I know if I listen. I occasionally I throw a super chat at a creator to be supportive, but I'm poor, so I don't do it very often. But when I do, if if I don't have a at least a decent experience, I will never super chat that creator ever again for the rest of my life. Right ever, I don't know.
I hold a grudge. ICs has actually come back multiple times with multiple accounts and tried to do this again where he's Oh, I'm going to pretend I'm someone else and I'm going to give subs. I'm gonna try to get and fills good graces just so. I gues he's so boring.
They need to make fun the hard way. He's done it multiple times, not that Phil just sucks. The time I've been through this rodeo before it the. Audience isn't enjoying it.
In other words, they're not donating enough. I'll make it clear on my streams. I I am in charge. What I say goes.
No one gets to buy a say on the stream. Oh yeah, that's why he takes so many donations and so many people in his audience are PDF files. I forgot to mention it during the last pig roast here, but I'll show you that next. I'm immune to the rules, and I dictate how everything you know goes.
That's not how it works, Okay. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm not to He'll do anything the Whales says to do. Nobody can dictate what happens on his streams. Do you remember when he was streaming with PPP.
PPP was making him show everybody his underwear. They were making him do pushups live on stream. They were making him show his socks and his underwear to the audience, and he was doing it everything that PPP told them to do. He would do it right.
Master Betty with other one says he's mad Iron Chef Sikai won't hide his d his identity. I don't know, Yes, please do. Thank you, Master Betty for hearing the call of the goal. PPP had him under his boot.
You know, I don't think I ever, I don't. I never said this live. I've never admitted this. But yo, when I had to do that interview, I go, I go to PPP, and it was very awkward, like exchange of messages.
I said, uh, Pee, like you know what I'm you know what I do right? Like have you seen some of my interviews where I felt the person I'm interviewing, like do you do you understand what I'm going to do to him? And PPP told me to put him on the fucking cross. He's like, I've had I've had enough of this clown.
Put him on the fucking cross. And I'm like, all right, this is acause you understand what's gonna happen here. That's why I was so nervous. I was alone.
I'm not usually nervous during an interview, but that when I was nervous, mostly because I didn't want to let the Keno boys down. I'm like, they told me to put on the fucking cross. I gotta crucify this bitch. I totally gotta crucify this bitch.
I have to wreck them and wreck them good because Peppe told me to put him on the fucking cross. And just to be clear, like I never talked to Andy about it, I want to talk to PPP because he set the interview up. Dude, he says, you. Did great yeah.
I was so happy when that interview was over and everybody was restreaming it and saying how great I did. How could you do that to the King, Steve backstabbing snake bastard, See you next week. Yeah he did say that, he didn't say that. That was pretty funny and uh yeah, all right, well he's gonna be he's eating his own fingers here.
I notice he does that a lot. That's like a nervous bothering him my finger. Then take a break and get a nail file, you disgusting pig. You don't just bite it off during a live stream.
So anyway, like I said, let's see what happens. But I'm hopefully I'm feeling good. About underwear Mark. After that interview, I knew the end was near for Phil.
Yeah, so did I. I kind of took it as that I knew they were going to break up. I knew they were going to break up, but I was impressed that PPP and Andy were able to hold on for a little bit longer. Like, no, man, he snaked you.
We didn't want him to do that. We really didn't want him to do that. And I'm laughing in the background, going. He told me to fucking put him on the cross.
PPP, you told me to put him on the cross. You need a PPP to play along just enough to make Phil do a polygraph. Had PPP tell him he needs to clear his reputation or they will drop him. Oh and yeah, let's address that, just so everybody is aware.
The first thing that PPP did when I told him that I had a polygraph machine, he said, do you know how to work it? And I go, oh, yeah, I've been. I've been working on it for like, I don't know, six months or a year. I joined the Polygraphers Association, I got some books on polygraphs.
I've been testing different people on it. And like when I would test on the polygraph, I would tell people, I'm going to ask you a bunch of just and just random questions, and I want you to lie to me, and mark when you lie, and sometimes I want you to tell me the truth, and mark when you tell the truth. On this sheet of questions, so that I can check how accurate I am at reading this polygraph. I got very good at being incredibly accurate at it.
And I practice and I practiced, and I practiced. So PPP said, can can he give? Can he give the can he give the light detector to Phil? And I go, yeah, I mean, but I'd have to either get him here at my house or I'd have to go to his house.
And PPP said, I will buy you a plane ticket, I will buy you a four star hotel, all expenses paid. I'll pay for your meals, and i'll pay you if you come out to Phill's house with me and we do this, And I go, fuck, all right, yeah, let's do it. So it was Phil that wrecked the dark Side Phil by detective test. It wasn't me.
I was willing to do it, and PPP was going to put the whole bill and then some right, yeah, So I just want to take a moment to recognize what degenerates are in Dark Side Phil's live audience. Everyone meet. It's Connie Kins. He runs a Smash Brothers Ultimate Weekly in Lagune Hills, California, in southern Cali, and he is a PDF file that is into Lali and the Furries.
This thread begins when he gave ten dollars Superchet to sp his name would lead to his Discord where the Heinous, Where Heinous Things were found? Part two In his discord, he says he wants to he wants porn drawn of him and Sir Jayden. In the next message, which is dated months after his previous message, Sir Jayden states they are a minor. Connie won it porn with Sir Jayden when they were a minor?
So has Phil banned this person from their live chat? This weirdo that's into furries and young boys or what? Right? It's it's absolutely ridiculous, Like how many is that now?
And there's a clip of him using the keno people of that right, just just absolutely ridiculous. We'll go to the next one, which is dsp rants about games Con and this one is coming from snort Hogan, which is there's three clips channels. I like it, esp Minumology, want to One, Duty Streams and snort Hogan. They have the best clips.
So if you're interested in this stuff, go and subscribe over there as well. Yeah. I never thought I would identify as the tract Duty. I never planned on covering Phil after that interview.
I thought it would be one and done, but. Then I got sucked in. It's like what it's like do you ever drive by a car accident? Like you don't really want to see blood or people dead or people hurt, but you can't not watch it.
You gotta see what's going on. I got totally sucked in, and now every every day almost I'm like, Oh, let's go see what's going on with this dumb ass Duty stream says as a detractor, I never want Phil to succeed. But if you, m PPP, could have made the detractor, made the lie detector work, it could have been a huge win for everyone, including Phil. But he can't ever own the l I know, I know, and by the way, he he was going to fail that lie detector miserably because I was going to hit him with documents.
I was going to hit him with the bank leaks, I was going to hit him with the jerk and off on stream. I was going to hit him with all kinds of stuff. Duty more than I had. I didn't have time to get through all the dirt in the interview.
And I will say this, the stream that I did, the interview stream and the stream that I did with PPP and the aftermath of the breakup was the best money that I've ever made as a content creator. So fuck yeah, I. Would have been on that plane. I would have been on that plane in a minute, like I'm gonna get a fat bag for this shit.
Get that lie detector. I had the lie detector all ready to go in a briefcase. That was going to be in my carry on, right. Master Betty won two three gifted one truth Seekers membership.
And this, my friend, is why you got to hit that subscribe button. Because if you're in a live chat and a kind and generous soul like Master Betty won two three gives some membership, you could win one for free. And that is exactly what happened. Arlene got a free gifted membership.
Who's our mod? But thank you for that. And I always mean to tell you, Arlene, just send me like a where I could send a PayPal and I'll pay for your membership for being a mod here. But thank you Master Betty one two three for your kindness, generosity and support.
Much much appreciated. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, all right, So let's go to this clip. And how are we doing on time?
Pretty good? All right, We've got time to get through this. I think he cried when hul Cogan died. That's what he did, and he missed his opportunity.
That's another thing. PPP was going to pay for him to go and meet hul Cogan at Hogan's Bar in Florida, and he said, no, who turns down a free vacation. Then they start talking about like talk about paranoid. He was worried that he was going to get like robbed and raped or like what what.
S eight? Sorry? YouTube doesn't like that word. I apologize to the YouTube AI algorithm.
They don't like that word and a bunch of other words. I'm always like, you know what term I really don't like unlived. And there's a reason. People use Right now, the world is watching games, calm.
I don't understand. Okay, Phil, Well, I'll tell you why. Because I watched Summer Game the time that was I'm never doing that again. I mean it too like for many many years people all yelled at me.
He never care, Phil, why don't you live react to E three? And I said, because I don't think that there's anything added to live reacting if I just watch Here's what I thought. It was the best and worst of with you know, anybody's sight. Because I took a few minutes think about everything.
Anybody see that keynot show. Recently, PPP said he was going to pay ten black guys to take turns on Phil's uh rectum. Sandy Q is here with one for the goal, saying thanks for all you do. Well, thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
It's much much appreciated. Throw money at me, yes, throw some more, Sandy cue with big ups and thanks for the support, much much appreciated. He said he was going to roast Cat over fire too. Yeah, somebody was going to eat her.
But yeah, Duty streams. I get how people could assume that maybe you're giving him money just to felt him, so you have material. I actually I have tremendous sympathy for Duty and some of these other people who that's all they do is felt Phil every day. Like I can't even really get over that I'm doing this once a week or once every two weeks.
Now I never give him money, he says Duty. Phil told PPP I was an Argentina detractor. I simply leaned into his paranoia. Oh that is correct, right, super chat him tonight and trigger him during the chill mindcraft.
You know what we did here? What we did? Hear duty is that I had my entire audience sending him PayPal pennies telling him to stop begging like a crackhead, and oh that was pretty funny. Of course I docked my address by accident on the screen chair, right, there's way better ways to trol him.
I totally agree. Yeah, people were mad at me duty for throwing I think I sent him like twenty pennies. People were mad at me for giving him the twenty cents. I'm like, it's okay, I can afford the twenty cents because we visibly had him shook during the live stream.
He was checking in with the donos with the with the tips, and you could see him on screen sweating and getting pissed off because of everybody my life chat was sending them pennies. That's what you do to a beggar, you throw pennies at them. I always felt like that was more important, more informative, and just more useful to an audience than live reacting to the show on a stream. I did it many many years like that, and then a couple of years ago, as I was starting to change my content and.
Listen, live reacting is always better. Phil, you're a Moron. Two feedback and things like that. There was an actual desire for me, so I live reacted to things like the Summer game Fest, the Xbox Showcase.
To be quite honest with all of you, it doesn't enough when I usually do this. Attendance is low for subscribing to THEE Please subscribe to the then do a regular show. And I said, if something happenins that's of no. For example, may actually have some gameplay today.
Well, if that happens during games Colm, great watch. In fact, it happens during this stream podcast, I'll stop the podcast and we can watch it, because you know what's gonna happen. They're gonna drop the trailer immediately. It's not like games Com has exclusive access to this content.
It will immediately go right on the internet for us to watch together. So that's what I'm gonna do instead of saying, oh so today, I'm not going to do a podcast, so we can live react and we see here for two hours bored out of our minds like we usually are when we do this. Instead, Yeah, everybody watching you is bored out of their minds. Phil, that's the normal course of things.
I'm going about my normal business all right, So I get it if you're not here live and you're watching this on demand after because you're like, I know, I had to watch you to ask yourself hour and a half, two hours you just spent watching games? Colm, how much of that was worth your time? You know what? I you know what we ought to do.
I already get like I already get like one hundred dollars worth of pennies and just start mailing him like one penny a day or something to his No, maybe that's too much. I personally don't care how anyone detracts. If someone wants to give Phil money, it's their money. I have the right to tell anybody how to spend their cash.
Yeah. I remember on Twitter when people were accusing you of of that, like, well, help there, you give money to Philly, you're helping him, And you were like. I did do you feel like you were sitting around waiting most of that time? I'm willing to bet the vast majority of that audience that's what he.
Is so boring, this guy level one watching it, that's right, Phil, you never got past level one. Well, we were hoping for something big and it didn't happen, Like for example, you know what. I'm amazed a like Dutey streams. What are you getting like five hundred live viewers?
Eight hundred live viewers? And you watch Phil and he gets like one hundred and fifty live viewers and he's been doing this for twenty years. Steven, you should consult the Keno Boys on how to improve the visibility of your clips channel. Theirs has absolutely exploded in recent over the last year, and I'm sure they have some good tips.
Yeah, I will. I'll ask him for some advice. I appreciate. Yeah, I already asked him for advice on the on the Internet insanity show on kick Right, giving him pennies on PayPal and then doing chargebacks is pretty funny.
That would be good. There would be a serious USPS charge for harassment. It's a joke, man, Yeah, six hundred to eight hundred. How is Duty getting six hundred to eight hundred live viewers?
How long you been doing your show? Duty? And how long Phil has been at this, like seventeen eighteen years? Right?
If you've harassed him, he can maybe sue. That's a joke. It's a practical joke. It's not harassment.
But okay, are the announcements that have happened so far this morning, there's a sequel to Lords of the fall In. Wait, what I thought there already was? Well, there is, because there was Lords of the Fallen, then there was Lords of the Fallen. I'm not kidding.
They released the same game twice. The first one was awful, the second one was a redo of it that was not as awful, and now they made it. I agree. You don't have to do much.
Just watch Silk Song and wait for it. Hollow Night. Silk Song is coming out, but doesn't have a release date. They're actually gonna talk about it on Thursday.
So you waited till games come to announce, you have to wait two more days. Guess what, there's a new Lego Batman game coming out. I love how he's always busting balls on the video game developers, like Phil, where's your games that you developed? You know, Oh, they took too long or the game's too much.
Fluff, okay, And the guy who's presenting it is freaking out on he's acting like the first time there's ever No, there's been like three. This is like the third or fourth one, So why are we acting like it's groundbreaking? And it's the first one. You are, correct, blazing man, Welcome to games Com and Jin Yeah.
See my point. And I'm not trying to be overly negative. I'm just saying like these digital events don't need to exist. All that needs to happen is these game companies say, Okay, during this week, we're all going to drop our trailers.
We're all going to have this little documentary about how he made the game. And then we dropped the trailer. Yeah, And I just want to explain we've been still switching back and forth between Streamyard and the other software. I'm using the other software tonight, so the Kicklave chat doesn't aggregate to my live chat.
But Rex Holles six eight nine is there and said Phil had such an opportunity to grab the bag, own his l's and rebound with support with Keno Casino, but he had to be a kink snake, all right, get it? Yeah, he could have grabbed such a big bag. That would have And could you imagine the live stream of Dark Side Phil taking a live detective test and PPP and Andy would be there with me while I administered the test and then we'd get the test results. It would have been amazing content.
And by the way, I have a special need son that I'm the primary caretaker of and he's very handicapped. He needs twenty four to seven supervision, so to get a few days to fly out to Washington would have been a major, major hassle for me. But I said I would do it. I would have figured, you know, we would figure it out, right, Yeah, look at Boogey and Wings still locales but making bank.
Yeah yeah, you know, like God bless him. You know, I don't know. I don't except for the Boogie faking cancer, I don't know much about why Wings and him are locales. The same for review Tech, Like I, review Tech is a mess, though I'll tell you that people want me to cover it him and I tried to get into the guy's doing, like as Mr streams with his shirt off and his big fat man tits hanging out, like I don't want to watch that.
I can't. It's bad. Yeah, Phil should make his own game where you where you pay to hear him beg. Literally every single thing they pitched for you.
Local Live would have boosted everyone's numbers massively, and it didn't happen because of Phil's ego. It's one of those things. Man. I was pissed off that it didn't happen because I knew it was going to be a big fat bag for everybody.
And there you go, And honestly, I could use a big fat bag of cash again. Here, does it need to be one focal point event? If anything, we learned at when E three went defunked? Right when E three shut down?
No, I don't, I'm not. I don't know him at all. Did things just not come out? Did no one play video game?
Yeah? Phil, Remember it's the opposite when E three shut down and there was no focal point for this kind of stuff, guess what happened? Games sold more than ever. Now, of course that was because of COVID, but I'm gonna spin it like it doesn't matter.
Yeah, dark side Phil video game expert. You know what, Uh, my favorite clip of Review Tech USA is when he bought a fucking triangle and like he's the most unoriginal guy I've ever seen. Like he's wearing the same hats that Phil wears, he's playing the same games that Phil plays. Then he bought a triangle that that triangle that PPP uses to do retard alert and he just started trying.
He couldn't even get it to make it sound he's so retarded, like, oh, buddy, right, whoa buddy is? Right, I'm gonna spin it like it was a coincidence. Right, Anyway, I hope that you're all here ready to chill, because today's gonna be a chill day. Yeah, it looks like a hot girl topics And I don't know much about him games Colm does have some interesting information that we want to talk about.
We'll talk about it you guys. In fact, let me know because I'm sure many of you will be like, oh yeah, so Resident Evil Requiem gameplay just dropped. Go you go watch the trailer now. It's like, fuck that that's the most that's the closest he's gotten to a pussy in years.
It's okay, I'll do that live today. That suffer Wi Vagiana. Now stay here and spend two hours boring, you know, reacting to garbage. It's just it's fluff, it's crap.
And here's our co host, the well known esports. Yeah I heard that about him, Like, hount dumb? Can you be dude? Like, even if they're inactive subscribers, they still get the notifications most of them.
When you do a show like why would you delete a million subchannel? That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. I would never delete my own channel, and we've only got just under twenty thousand, and I've been building this channel for years. There's no way I would ever delete it.
Why would you do that? That means you just waste it? Like how many times? Not very often, but on every stream I say, please like, comment and subscribe to this channel.
Hit that notification bell, like thousands and thousands of times. I have put that energy out to the universe to try to get people to subscribe. Why would you delete your whole channel? That's like all that effort to build just waste it?
Then no one does What are you talking about? He's so boring? All right, he's gonna start. I should have fast forwarded to the first five minutes.
He's just ranting about this event he doesn't want to cover, but people want him to cover. Yes, Jasper kidt is here with us today. If you can't tell, yep, closest to pussy he's been in a year. There we go, and uh, I'm rare to go.
I'm ready to go today. I want to get you caught up on everything that's going on all right, and I obviously want to talk about, you know, the schedule. There's one update that everyone wants to know, and they're like, Phil, so what's going on in regards to to next week? Are we doing?
Yeah, I'm not very familiar with his lore. I got to watch some documentaries, the Ballad of GAYTONI or not because this seems to have been in limbo for a couple of days, right, And the only update I have for you guys is so far there's no update, meaning there's nothing good or bad to report. Yeah, and this is. Another thing He wonders why he struggles for support so much.
If the audience is consistently asking you, as a show host to do something, you do it. I start that clips channel because everybody kept asking me to start the clip channel. But I didn't want to do it because I knew it was going to be shit tons of work and you weren't going to get paid for the first year or whatever it takes to build a clips channel. But I did it.
If people constantly ask me to cover a certain subject, I researched the subject and we cover it here. Or UFO story or whatever. H oh Dicker's got caught doing click fraud on his video ad and panicked. I didn't know that.
Yeah, YouTube does not like people who bought That is a short fire way to get the monetized. Contributions that came in during the GTA four stream the other night. Have you know they're still there, no chargebacks or anything like that. I won't know for sure until like Thursday.
You know, once Thursday happens, if I get paid, great, I'm down for it, Like I want to do the Ballad of GAYTONI. I'm not sold that we're gonna have a ton of people showing up for it because GTA four kind of fell off, you know when it came out. Because you're so boring, and who's playing GTA four still on live streams? I mean, I don't know.
You know, when I watch a gaming stream, when I am interested in a new game that just came out, not years later, right, I'm not watching a gaming somebody play a year's old game. He's constantly lake to the party to. Those streams, whatever reason. But we'll see.
You know, I've only played Ballad of GAYTONI once ever, so now being my second time, maybe it'll actually do really well. I'd be down for that. I remember really liking it. Oh, I remember that guy said it.
Of course, they say, you guys right, this makes sense. It was like twelve years ago. Because if you get caught body, they will never let you have a YouTube channel again. If you get demonetized, it's not you can't just start a new channel and get monetized again.
You can never be monetized again. At least that's the way. That's my understanding. Nobody watches Phil because he is boring and whining, and Phil's gameplay is trash as well.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't look. I'm not much of a gamer. My son is, and I can tell you this.
My son can beat him at every game I've ever seen him play, and play the games better than him. And my son's nine years old. So what does that tell you about Phil? Seventeen years practicing games and he still sucks a gameplay?
Okay, I'm sure that many of the people who are watching my content back then aren't watching it today, and many of you who are watching today weren't watching back then. You know what I'm saying. So but it's it'll be cool, uh, to play it again for only the second time. I certainly hope that you guys will come by and hang out.
Now. I don't think i've ever played the missions and these contributions. I just like I shoot. People say it was going to be a charge back, you know you'd already see it, But I don't know.
I think I think it's legit, although there is bad enough. For example, that person who at first dropped those twenty four subs the other day during that GTA four stream, his name is crimps okay, and then we suspected that he was actually uh well iron Chef Sakai or whatever. Hold one second, what is this trash? It is trash?
Okay, you're right, he is gay. And and he said that he was gonna email me about it. Oh so he did, FYI. But let me just put it this way.
It wasn't a very good email. Like the bank heist I did play that. It wasn't a good I don't even want to say discussion because it wasn't much of a discussion. But basically, the guy emailed me claiming that he really is a fan, and to prove it, can we have a private conversation via like a voice call or a video call, to which I responded, no, no, just because you dropped a bunch of subs.
So the guy dropped twenty four subs. Right, twenty four subs is one hundred and twenty dollars. If anybody wants to have a voice call with me or a phone call with me, yeah, drop twenty four subs. I'll do it.
Like, how ungrateful could you be? And also, you were accusing this guy and interrogating him and accusing him of being someone he's clearly not. Why would you not want the voice call so that you would know he's not? Iron Chef Sakai right from what I heard, Rich received an email about unusual activity on his channel that can mean a lot of things like boding or spam or watching your own ads on your videos.
Yeah, Dudy, I once had a guest, a guest on my show who is an egomaniac, and like he fakes his the best way I could say it is and this is not on this channel. It was on my previous channel, and I was doing an audio podcast called The Midnight Hour, and on average we would get like a few thousand views for each podcast episode. And then I had this guest and we got something crazy like fifty thousand views. He bought it.
He bought it the show that he was on on my chan pannel because his ego, he wants people to think that all these people tune in for him, he bought it them. I'm sure he did. You know, I have a background in computer science. There's no reason that he you know.
And then I heard from other show hosts that he had done that to them. That's the worst thing you could do to a content creator is to boy an appearance you did on their show, because they're going to suffer the consequences for it, not you, you know, crazy, And the guy basically admitted he did that. Oh, I was trying to help your show and help help you. You know you're not helping.
You're gonna fuck my whole channel on my stream. I deleted the show. Doesn't mean now you purchased a video call with me, like, do you see what I'm saying about this kind of contribution and why I question it? The guy comes by this dream, he drops a bunch of subs during GTA four three sleek days question him because people were saying, oh, that's ICs right, that's it, that's uh, Iron chef Sika rich.
Sucks. Instead of answering saying no, he says, oh, you're just a bunch of peasants. And I don't have to answer you because I make two hundred thousand dollars a year. And I'm like, wait, what what kind of a reaction is that?
So then I say to him, Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry, you can't do really. So what if Phil supporters paid him five hundred dollars and asked him to play Mario Kart with him. Phil then berated him, and then the casino offered it to Ken for free.
Yeah, because the casino aren't scumbags. And you know, listen if you if somebody sends me five hundred bucks with a simple request like that, fuck yeah. I will make time for any audience member that's that much of a supporter. And by the way, I have routinely done uh stream yard calls or skype or even given people my cell phone number because they just wanted to talk to me about something.
You got to appreciate the audience and the supporters, or you're a scumbag. I stream your contributions, don't cow no like. Phil is like an entitled snobby bitch, Like, do you realize that some people work all week to get a paycheck for three hundred dollars or five hundred dollars and you could just get a dono for five hundred and one shot? Why not play the game with the guy?
What's the take to do a Mario Kart game? Twenty minutes? Ten minutes? I don't even know?
And I ban them, and then the guy emails me and says, hey, can we have a private video call? No? So yeah, you know, yeah, it's kind of a weird, don't. You think critpy oh I see.
Anyway, so FYI as of now, no chargebacks. It definitely looks like at last who did he turned boy? Gave him a thousand dollars only one of it looks like that as long as. Again, I would have done that.
Do that kind of ga war finish your night. A couple with reviewers, Ballad of Gay. I've had some great calls and interactions with some of my viewers, and I have a crazy audience, Like We've got a lot of weird people in my audience. And I'm not saying that as an insult.
I'm a weird person. I like weird people, like I like artists and musicians and content creators and video editors and photographers and you know models, and you know musicians and songwriter anybody that's artistic in any way. I get along very well with right all for eight eight dollars or something an hour that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, Phil avoided the call because he knows his fans are either dented or diddlers.
I did it for free. I did a co op streams of cod with Void simply because he asked, Yeah, I would do it. I would definitely do it if somebody asked me, you. Know, Okay, Ikabal and Shad just said, Kirby Aerators looks like soccer.
I should have invested his time into a new smash Brothers. To be honest. The thing is, I got a lot of weird requests too, Like somebody wanted my set pieces once and they did donate like a huge choke. I don't remember what it was.
It was like three hundred bucks, and they wanted something off of my set just as a souvenir because they were a big show with a big fan of the show. I got their address. I sent it to them, you know, and they're still a supporter of the show. By the way, this idiot wonders why he's hemorrhaging support and has to beg like a crackhead.
You know, could be all the people you banned, you moron, and people you missed, Like if they're supporters, why are you mistreating the supporters of the show. We all know what happened with Soccer I being a right dickhead too. The last Smash Brothers burned him out entirely to the point where he like doesn't want to make another one, like seriously, like basically what he said was that the fans were. So incredible duty.
I don't know how he all. Sees and demands for the last Smash Brothers. It kind of made him get burned out and he doesn't want to make another one. He was he was relieved to not have to make another one, So I don't know that.
I'm surprised as well as he is. I'm surprised he can't even. So he's gonna make everything. But deal is Wringley.
He says, would you let iron Hip Zakai return if he apologized. Wellgans all the time and wasting his money on door dashing gym? No, he didn't. That's not true.
He sent empty game case of individuals. Yeah, that's another recent retcon I forgot about. He tried to retcon that and said that the tractors made that up. It never happened.
There's a video of you doing it, Phil, There's literally a video of you pitching it and sending an empty video game case. M Yeah, doesn't Duty somebody keeps trackable, isn't there like a tip tracker guy that keeps track of This is fascinating about this clown. There's a guy who keeps track of every penny that theide film makes and he posts it publicly. Duty would know more about that, right.
If Phil even suspects you of trolling him, he will snap at the audience and attempt to embarrass them. It's almost maddening that he still has a legit audience. Yeah, tales of the Sonic Voyages here. And by the way, I gotta go through your email.
I'm gonna get your one of your songs for the circus and thank you for that. I tried to pay him to name his Minecraft dog Stephen Cambian. He banned me immediately. That would have been funny as shit.
You really did that? That's crazy. Yeah, a few other that's piece of Piece that tracks every penny that Phil makes, and a few other Twitter folks track every penny. Wow.
Just wow, guys, just wow. So I noticed somebody asked earlier, what what's going on with the casino. It's not my place to answer, but I do follow them both on Twitter, and apparently PPP had some internet issues and needed a new router, and that's supposed to be getting sorted out today, I believe, and they'll be back tomorrow night, eight thirty pm only on kick so be sure to check them out. I was a little annoyed because what was it that one stream they had all the tech issues and I was really like having a tough day and I just wanted to laugh and have a good time.
So I tuned in and then they were kind of doing a show but having all these weird tech issues, and they even took the VOD down, and then they didn't stream yesterday I believe as well. But they'll be back tomorrow, I believe you can. They posted something about it on Twitter. If I can, I'll find it before my stream ends here.
And also people constantly ask me when I'm going back on the keynote casino and the answer is, whenever they ask me, I will be there. But don't want to be that needy friend, like, come on, guys, give me another bump, Come on, guys, give me. You know when they asked me when the when the locale universes lay on content, that's when they need me. And they had a big lull with Rikaita and Limbo and all that other stuff that was going on.
They didn't have much content. That's why they brought me in because they needed new new content right now they're there. They got more than enough by supporting so cod and one. It was not him.
I don't know where you got that information from. Why don't you do the McDonald's DSB tries it when playing Yeah. Issues it happens. Yeah, that was.
Well. Actually, I don't want. To be like fill. Drive it one pickles are falling off like and.
By the way, I still feel like a certain kind of way because when p PP came on my show and did that like post mortem of the Kino arc show and crucified fill with me, we made crazy money and I gave half of it to PPP. But I still owe Ashton a bag for all the help and support that both those guys gave me, so I got to figure out a way to get I'm sorry. I when PPP came on, you know, I kind of said, like this money is crazy, like here, take half you, you know, And at first he said no, no, no no, but eventually, you know, I sent it to him. But I still owe Andy Worski a big fat bag because I wouldn't have made any of that money if not for both of those guys.
So I still feel like, you know, I got a debt. I got a bag to come up with Andy Worski right like ketchup and mustard scorting everywhere. Oh man, not only I want to do that. Plus the thing is I do trucks him at night, and that I've already eaten dinner, like I couldn't wait that long time.
Yeah, I know they want to have me back home. We just have to work it out. I'm sure it don't happen event. Because I eat early in the morning, like I this morning, I ate my breakfast sandwich.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good time to do it. Yeah, right around Halloween. Imagine me eating a breaker sandwich at ten and then I don't eat again all day until I eat dinner at like seven thirty eight o'clock doing the truck simstream dude, Payola, I'd be freaking starving. Man.
Yeah, I just don't want to be that guy. Help me again, speaking of what they helped me. So much, and you know, almost nobody has helped me. Do you talk about how we're doing, how we're doing, let's.
Have the board meeting. Do you know that since I started my show and got monetized, I've gotten five other channels monetized. I bumped a bunch of different people, including most recently h Bomb. H Bomb needed I think when I started helping him, he needed three or four hundred subscribers to get to the magic numbers, and I kept giving him a shout out and a bump and telling people to subscribe until he got there.
I did that with five six people. I've tried to be good like Karmicalle and help other people as much as possible, but really, almost nobody helped me build my channel except for the Kino Boys, so I'll always be forever in their debt for that, you know. And I had so much fun doing their show, Like I just would laugh my ass off and have a great time and it benefited my channel tremendously, you know, so I appreciate that. Oh yeah, So let's talk about this year boardroom meeting and this year so as you can see, we were at sixteen goals out of twenty hit, meaning we need four more support goals to do DSB tries at the Adult Happy Meals six.
He's asking for six hundred dollars to fill his fat face with McDonald's. He's going to do an adult Happy Meal. Did you know on Twitter? I offered, no, I didn't monetize the hidden in Plane psychis.
They got there on their own. But when we did that show together, I offered to give them half the super or chats, but they didn't want it. So you know, it is what it is. Uh, those guys got there.
On their own. They do a great job. I watched them sometimes and just laugh my assle. I think to do a better job covering uh, well, funnier.
Definitely do a funnier job covering David Wilcock than me. The two of them are so funny together. I say meals because I'm gonna get both both versions, so we can get two of the adult collectibles, and we could take you know, do the food and everything. He's really excited about the toys that come with the adult Happy Meal.
Disgusting new shake. It looks really gross, But we're gonna do that this week. But we need to get it going. Four goals to go.
I could do that goals on today's streams and tomorrow's streams. We'll be doing it on Thursday. Did we happen to hit a double goal? He wants from the audience minecraft tomorrow's.
Somebody understands he's asking for six hundred bucks, and then if he gets the six hundred bucks, you're wonderful. Reward will be to watch him eat a McDonald's Adult Happy Meal. Right. He would have to be texting them paragraphs and asking for favors at nauseum while drunkenly asking them to watch your shows with no timestamps to be laughed at in order to be as pathetic as Phil.
You know, listen, nobody likes needy friends, right I. And by the way, being a content creator is a little bit lonely, So it's nice to have some other friends that do it because they're the only ones that understand that, you know, like, I'm sure duty you and duty understands this. Uh. I call it keeping the hamster wheel going duty.
You know, Like Dudy gets it because he does it every day. Keno, guys get it because they do it. They're either doing a show or they're working on the next one. So I like having other content creator friends.
But just think about in your own life, Like if you have a needy friend or a very needy family member, a very needy friend that's always asking you for help or something, you know, it's not good. It's got to be a two way street. You know, he has a mark for collectibles or he is a mark. He's a mark for collectibles.
Yeah, remember all the junkies to spend all his money on stupid statues of like I don't know, Mortal Kombat characters and shit that he would buy for like five hundred bucks, and then he's wondering why he's like hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to credit cards. The moron the stream. Then we can do it tomorrow, all right, but we have to get that going. Yeah, so how about this right now, let's get some support six hundred bucks podcast and the react I'm about to do and for so cood En two.
If you're here for so Coden two, you're here in the right place. I keep saying, soycod and sweet Coden, right, so sweet Coden two. Let's get some support, a super big un right now we have and tips, so thank you to those who are super chatted and those who tipped. I appreciate it.
Can we get our first sub of the day over on kick and can we get that's right? And a sizzle jacket on. YouTube to get some support in that regard, to get some variety going and get some momentum going. And then I'm going to react to the bobs and the silent hillf trailers, and then we'll see how much time we have left.
All right here, let's get one. Remember we all know that all the support that I get is all actually I send it to myself. Right, we all know that I am actually fake. I am Cramps.
I am I'm also Liance Katamaran, I'm your future step dad, right, but I'm also nd O one O three? Okay? Who else am I? Who else would I be?
Let's think about this. Here he is admitting that he's only got like six or seven real supporters that actually send him money, right, and the rest are detractors just trying to go to him and funk with him. Oh, I must be habibe. I have to be habibe, right, so we know that that's all me.
And what I've done is I've programmed an elaborate AI that watches my stream and trigger keywords contributions come in. Okay, here we go. So right now, I'm gonna use this trigger keyword. Let's get our first sub of the day over on kick right now.
Super beggar sampler and nothing happened. Nobody supported Phil because you suck and you're boring and you beg like a crackhead. There we go, futer Stepdad has gifted us ub. That's why he begs like a crackhead because.
Real mending a reel. That's a weird name. Your future stepdad, thank you so much. Feel the AI is right on time, beautiful, appreciate that.
Let's get this AI. Your future stepdad on the leaderboard bought it, absolutely perfect timing. There we go, he's hallucinating subs. Now on the YouTube side.
Not even begs Bunny could save his life. Let's do it. Let's trigger the AI. Let's get our first gifted membership of the day.
On the YouTube side. Right, how long has he been begging for like five minutes straight? Now? Right now, how long has he been begging?
It's gotta be five minutes straight, it's gotta be and here he is waiting for it. I think I still have some bugs to work out on the YouTube side. I think the AI isn't working over there because uh AI. At least we got to work it on the kickside.
Right, very good. Anyway, thanks for the early uh support. I appreciate it. Let's keep that rolling, all right, Let's be sure that we can hit a goal for Soy Code and I keep saying soy coote and sweak it in.
Thank you for that. Let's hit the goal for sweat Code. I can't even say the name of the game that he's playing. But then two today we hit every single time that I played Sweet Code, and one we hit a support goal.
And that's why I promise you guys that I would play Sweet Code in two. So now we're starting it today. Let's keep that going. Let's have big support for classic RPGs.
Because at forty after all this begging, because. The truth is, I love classic j RPGs. I grew up playing them. But the thing is, when I try to do these games, a lot of the times I don't really get the numbers.
I don't get people showing up, engaging in supporting. And they're great. They're very chill games, lots of inner action and fun that we can have talking not only about the game. But you know, you don't have to always focus just on the game.
Having good time today with hen with a boy, just like you did Sweet Coden want. I want to play the entirety of Sweet Code and two get all the characters, do everything, but I need people to come by and support to play through that. Okay, notice support instead of money. Okay, exactly.
I saw something. Everyone take a look at this. I've never seen this. Everyone, take a look at the screen.
Look below me. It says pre ordinary and it says directly below that buying or purchasing any digital products is a license scammers reality. Yeah, have you ever. Seen someone call that out in its advertising.
I've been saying this for years and years, and you guys are you me about physical collecting and stuff. But you see what they're alright telling you is you do not own the game. You're purchasing a license to play our game, but you do not own the rights to it. Yeah that sucks.
See I like physical copies. All right. Anyway, I got I got to drive, I got to do. This is why I like physical copies, all right.
So, uh. I think that, Uh well, we're at a little over two hours. I had something else to share, but it's a very long video, and honestly, I think it's kind of boring and I'll save it for another show. Perhaps it's just him spazzing out over a game.
We've seen this so many times. He's blaming the game the whole time. And you know, and this was Battlefield six miserable support stream. Oh you know what, Well, we'll do a little bit of this.
We'll get into this one then one moment here. I never get tired of a DSP crashout. Not never. Is he a Seattle guy.
He lives outside of Seattle in a little town called Renton Shower video. All right, we'll do a little. Bit of this and if we have time, if the donos continue, the content will continue. How about that.
We're at thirteen of y'all, I'm gonna pull a DSP right now. We're at thirteen of the thirty for the goal. Can't we get to halfway to the goal? Bish, can't we get because listen, after we get halfway there, it's all downhill.
It's easier to get the second half, but we gotta get the first half. Bish, Praig, we got praise the cash. I'll try the DSP super Beggar sampler. Can we get a gifted sub one kick?
Can we get a new subscriber on kick? Can we get a new member on YouTube? Did you know that if you become a YouTube channel member during a live broadcast, TO give you a big shout out to thank you. If you gift some YouTube memberships during a live broadcast, I give you a big big shout out and to thank you.
If you send a super chat, you get a big shout out and thank you. If you buy me a coffee or send a PayPal you get a big shout out and thank you. So there's my super begger sampler of the day. Right.
Yeah, let's just get the goal out of the way, guys, so we don't have to think about it anymore. Do you know he actually recently said if we can hit the goal like before I start playing, then I won't have to beg through the whole game. We could just get it out of the way right now. Yeah, hold the show hostage.
Yeah, I'm gonna yeah. Well, or how about well we'll withhold the camera, no camera until the donations improved. Bit is no camera for you and a kickstream. We're just gonna turn the kickstream off like dark side Phil.
No, I won't do that, but yeah, the whole show hostage. Yes, Ain't too proud d sp theme song is Ain't too Proud to beg That's correct, that's the title of tonight. Fold your arms like Phil and just say you're not gonna show the video until someone donates kick subs. Yeah, come on, guys, can we get a kick sub?
Can we at least get one kick sub for the day? Can we get it? Can we get that one kick sub? Look at that?
Duty Streams says for the mom anem for the momentum mommentum. Okay, thank you dude, Like. I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane. Yeah, thank you for your kindness and generosity.
I'm gonna have to throw some super TETs on your dream. I generally do that when somebody does it to me, because you know, being a show house stain't easy, bro. Right, let's see this crash out over this game because this is kind of funny. We'll see how We'll see how he freaks out.
But this is pretty long video. I think, wasn't it the first? Oh no, I'll just start right here. That sniper rifle they give you initially, so I'm gonna try to use that more.
Let's get our first membership of the day on Kick. We got no support from Kick this morning. Can we get to Jesus Christ? Man?
It just opens with the bagging? Nope? Can we get a tip bigger than a dollar fifty? Oh?
Someone blew it up? First time I drove off a vehicle? You lose, Phil, God, he sucks at playing games, all right? We got D on my ass?
I took D on my ass. Yeah, he definitely took a D in his ass. Yeah, what that's nonsense? Are you kidding?
I shot that guy three to four times and then he just sprayed and I died instantly. That's bullshit. Yeah, you get a lot more views than me. Dude.
You gotta show me how to do that ship. He's not even grateful for the tippies. Man, it's not bigger. What the fuck wanted for robbery?
Happened? What was I gonna do? He's a professional bond in the open? I put objective b a objective be is over there.
They spawned me a block away from the objective that I clicked on. That's weird. Obviously I wanted to spawn on the ejective to help defend it, not a block away by myself surrounded by enemies. Why did they do that?
Look, I'm cleaning on being. Why am I toxic? Why am I toxic? Objectives?
Did it work? It works? Oh my god? What the fuck.
Them? Okay? I S four exploded? I don't even know why.
What just happened? He just trying to put down the SPA and four explodes respawning fu Well they have being Now I just love talking about Yes, what the dude? Every time that you go full auto and spray it, insta kills you. It doesn't make sense if I've already hit them once almost No?
Hell, okay, so give me. That's terrible. That's terrible fucking gameplay. Stuck, I can't move.
I got stuck on a stupid thing. What is this? Look a box? Yes, it's the game.
It's the game. That's bug not me. I can't hit them at all. I I literally can't.
I don't think his wife is home. That's stuck on a dumb box and I couldn't get out of the way. All right, we only have one person complaining about the noisy sound effects, right, so, uh, you know, desperate times call for desperate measures. So thank you Charlie troll Troll.
For hearing the call of the goal and praise the cash bitches. And I agree with this statement Charlie troll Troll, who's been a longtime show supporter. Trolie troll Troll came with the show right from the very beginning. I think Charlie troll Tell has been here.
And Chrolie Trotoll says, try telling your viewers cash grass or ass nobody watches for free. Yeah, let's do that. Come on, man, cash grass are ass nobody watches for free? My friends.
But thank you Troli troll Troll for being such a great longtime show support. I really appreciate it. Well, let's face it also money talk. And thank you for making your money talk to me.
And we've got seven to seven x d York fifty five. That's a mouthful. With five five for the goal which Steve. Hits his goal today, I will commit to driving thirty minutes south to rent and taking his shit on DSP sport.
That is the That is the comment of the night. We've got somebody offering to go take a shit on Phil's porch. But as a responsible show host, I cannot support or condone this plan. Seven to seven x d York fifty five.
I would not encourage anybody to take a shit. And I know this guy'll do it too, right, And here's what I have to say about that. Why you're not at the time, Oh you're not at detain. There's your hair?
Oh man, that is something else. And we'll play you a special DSP money bumper. Uh for putting a smile on my face and having the comment of the night. But please don't do that.
I cannot encourage or condone you do that. Please don't do it for real. Just say you're joking. Day one views, Day one inflated views.
Make the money. Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, Give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it.
I'm so just enveloped in greed and money. I need money. I need money. I need that money to pay my bills.
By the way, I really desperately need the money to help with my tax situation. So can hint money many many, many many many money money money, money, money that I got to spend, spend, spend. It's rare when I have to come out and say, guys, we really need tons of money today. When do I say that?
Right? Dude, you know how rude it is to ask people about money. Ah, thanks for the money, stupid fuck. Oh you know, I realized that the goal end it, but we're up to fifteen.
This will be sixteen now, So I'll just I'll just pocket watch and keep track of it like Will does. I'll just count every dollar as they come in, every five to count for the goal. It must be five or greater urban terra with five for the goal, says Trolie troll, troll or coke, poke or smoke. No one watches for free.
Yeah, that's another. That's a great way to say it. But we thank you all for your kindness and generosity. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Long live the goal, bitch, God bless the goal. Yes, I did two of the three, but not the cash, says our cake revival. Okay, Steve, we need to hit the goal.
Yes, the voices will not stop, says do not do this do it? Uh? Yeah, I can't. I can't be seen as supporting that.
That could be considered some kind of form of you know, somebody will make something out of that if I were to say something about that they really need some chips, they really really do. I joke. Man, My wife spent so much on snacks, dude, it's ridiculous. There's variety packs Doritos.
There's three different kind of Doritos in the pantry. There's popcorn. There's all different kinds of chips and snacks. My oldest son who happens to be nonverbal autistic but he barely speaks, but one word he knows is chips.
Yeah, my wife, Oh my god, are we loaded up with snacks. And they are roll below. These maps are so huge, It's so many ways to get. Every time he dies, he's got it.
Look, man, people die on on gaming streams. They don't do well. I've never seen a gaming streamer like make an excuse every time they get they have to respawn or they get killed in a game, especially a game like this happens all the time, Like, why does he always have to give some excuse? It's impossible to ever know where they're going to be coming from.
Look, they're all in this building. How would I have known that they were going to be coming up? Those theres? You can't.
Yeah, we do have one, but they like the bag. They like the popcorn from the bag. I don't know. Why should I try that close quarter combat?
Maybe I should try it. Well, well, if the chat would go away, I can't see, because the chat's in the fucking way. I guess that was me right here. I had fifteen kills and nine deaths.
Wow, I did better than I thought. Oh wait, is that me? Or is that my squad? Where's me?
How do I tell where I am? Yeah? I'm not. I have no idea who I am?
You know. Let me address this because this is a good comment to be flair, says all. Steve Huggs. My boyfriend's son stopped talking at three for a year.
He started talking again. There's always hope, and if not, to the big squeeze to reconnect them to their bodies. One word he knows is squeeze. He knows squeeze and hug.
He says hug or squeeze, So we do that, and he does speak a few words, but most of his verbal communication is requests for food. You know, he'll say chip, he'll say tea, and you know he'll say eat. We kind of eventually you figure out what he means by each, Like when he says eat, he doesn't want a snack. He wants a meal, right, And when he says tea, he just means liquid refreshment.
And I hold up bottles and ask him which one he wants. Do you want punch or orange juice or milk? And he'll point and tell me which one. So does your autistic fun fish, does your autoistick sunfish?
No, he just goes along and eats snacks the whole time we're fishing. Seems like something he might enjoy. We try to get too. He doesn't really want to do it, so I don't want to force him.
Yeah, that is a nice comment, and it's nice to know that. Remember, if you're dealing with a especially with a child with a disability, you're not alone. There's other people out there that are suffering from the same sort of things. And I always say that autism is terrible because it's not just a child that suffers with it, it's the whole family.
You know, his brother has to pitch in and help him. He has sensory issues. Sometimes he gets overloaded and melts down, and his brother helps me to calm him down, and you know, get him something to distract him from the meltdown. Being an autism dad is probably the hardest, most difficult part of my life.
But I you know, I hate autism, but I love my son and I'll do anything for him. Wait a minute, yeah I would. Oh, okay, I was way down here. I had sixteen kills and ten deaths and eighteen assists.
Actually, yeah, we have. To lock the friend because he likes to dump stuff. Out. Please keep it coming.
Sorry, I can't talk with you that much. Yeah, we know what conquest is. Let's try some other modes now. Yeah.
Sorry, I'm not talking to you or reading out the goals, right, but thanks for the free money. Dummies, Well, ask. Me about a random game I've never heard of during a stream of a beta of another game. Is not got forty one dollars.
Jesus, with all that begging, he's only a forty one dollars. A good time to do that. I'm not thinking about any other game right now. Yeah, we'll try close quarters.
He's twelve years old now, Okay, sixteen players, twelve eight on each side, so it's call of duty. It's basically call of duty. How the fuck do I melee? F F Charlie?
Troll troll. That's that's good. You know, the Good Book says honor thy father and thy mother. After my father died, my mother there was a career housewife, and I took care of her for twenty two years, so I get it.
It's good to do that. Got take care of family. Oh, that's complete nonsense. He wasn't even shooting at me.
He killed my teammate and was springing wildly and a glancing bleak hit me. Get the fuck out of here, dude. It was weird. Yeah, it could always be worse.
That's fucking nonsense. It could always be worse. I try to remind myself because I've been around a lot of autistic children, and you know, my son's very severely affected by autism. But there's some big blessings with my son.
Like he he does the bathroom on his own. He figured that out. And there's some children that are in diapers. You know, they're twenty five years old and they're in diapers, and you've got to deal with that.
That sucks. That's terrible, you know. So at least you know and there's good with an autistic child. You know, you're gonna have some good days and you're gonna have some bad days.
We just try to minimize everything that causes the melt bounce and the bad days and the sensory issues, and maximize him being in a good mood. Like my best days are when he's happy, because he's sometimes he's just giddy and happy and he's run around giggling and playing with his brother like a regular child, you know, or unaffected child. I hate the term regular child. But I have a son that does not have autism or is not handicap, and I have one that is.
So I saw this study once, says Terry is gaming. I saw the study once that was showing that round up the weed killer caused a huge spike in autism in the last twenty years. When I was growing up. It was something no one ever heard of.
You know. I've run the gambit researching autism, and I don't know what to believe, but that's one theory because there has been a worldwide spike in autism since the introduction of that you know, whole GMO and pesticides thing. So one thing I am sure of is it's not caused by or I think i'm sure of is it's not caused by vaccines, because there's studies that show that it occurs in the womb before birth and before any of those things are administered to the child. Right, didn't mean to derail the show, now, happy to do it.
It's fine people like sometimes when I talk about more personal things. I just wanted to express my understanding and give you kudos for being an involved, loving parent. Yeah, to be Flair. I don't know if you know this, and people in the audience might know this, but autism is very very tough on a married couple, so much so that I think the statistic is something like ninety two percent of parents of autistic children are divorced because it's just it's very very difficult thing to deal with.
You need one of the two, at least one of the two has to be a full time caretaker if the child is that disabled. In mine, happens to be so. But by the grace of God, my wife and I have always you know, worked things out. We've had some really tough times though, where that was at least thought about, like separation, because it's just so tough dealing with that every day.
But like I said, we just try to minimize his bad days and his meltdowns and his bad moods. We joke that he's like doctor Jeko and mister Hyde. Some days, you know, he has we called happy Zach and evil Zach, Like, oh, nasty Zach is back, and he'll have this spell for a week where he'll just be belligerent and upset and nasty for a full on and then he snaps out of it and he's fine for weeks on end. So who knows.
Yeah, I have made my peace with the causal factors because here's something that is important. Autism is not a curable condition. It's neurologic and it's you know, physical as well. So I went down every rabbit hole, you know, like what thinking did we do something wrong during the pregnancy that caused this?
Was their environmental contaminants that we weren't aware of, Like I've given up on ever knowing what caused his condition and just focused on, you know, treatment and thank god, he's got a great mom who she's his advocate, and she got him so much in the form of counseling and therapy. And you know, he's got a full time aid at school whose job it is is to just get Zach through the day every you know, like his mom has done so much fighting for him to get everything he could get as a disabled child, for help and support and so you know, we just do the best that we can. And I'm gonna call it there on this Phil stream because he just sees and complains that it's the game's fault. Right, Wow, Brandy Phillips, I didn't know that my son had non potty mouth Tourett's.
It comes with so much baggage. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, like I said, just know, if you're dealing with a disabled member of your family, you're not alone. There's a lot of people that are dealing with the same things.
It's also I'm sure that being a caretaker of my son has made me a better father and a better husband and just a better person because you know, I've gotten to interact with so many other families that are affected by autism. That I have tremendous empathy and sympathy for people that are struggling with this that I never would have even thought about. You know, I've seen before my son. I'm sure I've seen a disabled child or autistic child having a meltdown, and I was not very kind to those people, like, you know, look, what the hell's going on with this maniac in the store?
What you know, some kid autistic child having a meltdown. I would later learn, oh that that kid I saw one time having a meltdown was autistic and he was overloaded. You know, Autistic children get overloaded if there's too much sensory stuff at once, and sometimes crowds can set them off for loud noises or you know. But I have tremendous, tremendous empathy for anybody struggling with the disability of a child.
I also spend a lot of time around children with Down syndrome, and h boy, you know, they're the happiest. They're like, give give a give a child with Down syndrome like the chocolate milk. He's the happiest kid you'll ever see, you know. And the thing with autism, that's The most difficult, at least for me, is that my son has an inability to communicate just basic things and needs.
So even a child with Down syndrome can tell you, like I have a stomach age, dad, or whatever you like, my son can't tell. So when he has a medical issue, especially that's going on. Like one time he had an ear infection, he was pissed off and angry and have a meltdowns for a week before they figured it out. They treated him before the ear infection and he was fine.
He was in pain, but he couldn't communicate, you know. Eventually the doctor figured out that he was holding his ear or whatever and they found it. Right. Yeah, I have heard of the autism tapes, and that's a scam.
It is a complete and total scam to suggest that children with nonverbal autism can communicate through telepathy. I've way gone down that rabbit hole. I was going to do a show on it, but I decided I started working up the show, and I realized that I was getting very emotional about these people scamming people. It's called the telepathy tapes.
It's a total scam. I was getting very emotional and I was too close to the subject matter, so I decided not to cover it on my show. Right, but the telepathy tapes is a scam. Yeah, you learn that these children are a blessing, not anything less.
I've always thought, you know, I'm kind of spiritual and religious, and one way that I've thought about that my situation is that God and his wisdom knew that my wife and I could take care of him and handle him. So God and his wisdom sent him to us. And you know you're gonna do you gotta it's you, it's my son, you know. When I when we got his diagnosis, and then we were basically told like, you have two choices.
Either you one of you have to basically quit working and be a full time caretaker for him, or he needs to be in an institution or a group home. That was really tough because for months and months and months we knew he was behind. Verbally, I just kept thinking telling my wife, like he's just a little behind, he'll catch up. You know.
He never caught up, and that was a tough pill to swallow. Once the diagnosis was like official, and that's a whole rigmar role to get the official diagnosis, and you know, I kind of just just my wife and I mutually agreed that like, she made more money at her corporate job than I did, so I quit and decided to start a business. And I don't regret a thing because I've been there for him since he was a baby, doing whatever he needs it to do. And you know, we used to have people come to our home for speech therapy, physical therapy and all kinds of therapy.
And I'd have to be there four days a week to meet the person and welcome them into our home and help them with the sessions. And it's tough, right Rushes three seven for the amen to you brother. As a fellow dad of a lot of authors, I know the struggle, but I also know the little victories are the greatest. Yeah, you know, one of the some of the best days of my life are when he suddenly says something, you know, like out of the blue.
I say that he's nonverbal, and that's mostly true, but in a lot of nonverbal cases, they don't say a word. Zach's got a very small vocabulary and it's limited, but and we're trying different things like that. They give you a tablet with pictograms on it so he can kind of communicate but honestly, he just uses that to ask for snacks. It's like popcorn, popcorn, popcorn pile, you know.
But occasionally he will do something that surprises me, like he'll just say some words out of or even almost a sentence out of the blue, and that gives me hope and things, you know, things are looking up. But thank you Rushes three, Rushes three five seven seven for your kindness. Well, let's face it all, so money talks. It definitely talks.
And we've got rushing another one. Also, what's your take on stem cells se scam? There is a great deal of stem cell scams out there and that's all my list of things to cover as well. I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Thank you Rushes three, five seven seven and big ups. And we'll check in with the Kick Support one more time before we bounce on out of here and check in if we have any support to call out over there, and. Yes we do.
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That dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yes, my friends, much much appreciated. Yeah, this, I'll save that for another night.
Urban Terra says, thanks for sharing your story, seving blessing to you and your family on your journey. Yeah, pray for us. That's what I do. Sometimes that's all you can do.
And honestly, I'm sure that this experience with my son has made me a better person, because you know, I used to be kind of selfish and my wife would say narcissistic, you know, And it's taught me that, you know, there's more important things in me, and he needs the attention more than most other things in my life. So but i'll tell you what. It's exhausting, Like, you know, he gets into these weird tics, like you know, some days he just decides he doesn't want to have pants, and he's just running around taking his pants off constantly, and I have to constantly put his pants back on him. And that's very frustrating, like what are you doing, dude, pants day?
And he'll say on and then I put his pants on, and then ten minutes later he's taking his pants off, you know, and he can't we can't have him doing that like outside, right, it's not good equal to five and one for the goal. I think he actual care as an arm for a while and appreciate good parents like you, well, thank you. And we've had some excellent we've had some excellent counselors and supporters and nurses and doctors, and we've been very blessed. Cash money, bitches, cash money.
You know, they say equate us. It takes a village, and in our case it really did. Right. God gives us these children because he knows what we are capable of.
Yeah, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do. He's my son, he's my firstborn son. You got you gotta take care of him, you know. And he is, you know, affected to the point where he's not going to be able to live independently ever or get a job or whatever.
So that's a little scary, you know. And my biggest worry and concern is what am I going to do once I'm unable to care for him? You know. But of course we're going to sock away money and you do whatever we can do.
And I'm sure you know my friend's brother did that nonverbal and got naked and excited before going to go swim. I took care of him for the summer. He likes swimming and tickles and food too. That's those are the three big things for my son.
He likes tickles, He likes hugs. He'll come up to you and want you to squeeze him sometimes they like the pressure. And thank you Equitas for your kindness, generosity and support. And definitely food and swimming as a few of his favorite things.
He likes swimming so much that when he sees any water, like if we're at a mall and there's a fountain, he starts taking his shoes off and trying to get in the like get in the water, you know. So we try to take them to the pool, even during the winter. We have like a pool membership at an indoor pool. We take them to the lake.
He loves to swim him. He'll do it for hours and hours. Right. Yeah, so we've done our due diligence, And yeah, I'm sorry of me talking about this other stuff is a downer you're not here for.
That got off on kind of a tangent, but that is known to happen on live streams. So we have done our due diligence. I'm going to bounce on out of here, but I'll be back tomorrow and I believe seven pm, but we might I go a little early tomorrow, so maybe six thirty. Follow me on x or Twitter at Stephen Cambi.
And we always announced the shows there a few hours before showtime, much like Kino does. And I've got a great show planned for you tomorrow, and I've even got one. We got two more shows for the week. I'm gonna try to squeeze an extra one in because I've said this before, but during the summer, I tend to take only do three shows a week because you know, people are outside doing outdoor activities.
There's a summer slump every year with the views and the support, so you know, I cut down the shows. But now we're getting out of that season and we'll be ramping things up to four or five shows a week as the summer ends. But I want to suck in as much summer as I possibly can before it's all over. Right, We're gonna we're going to go to this huge lake near us near my cabin this weekend Lake Wall and Pop Pack, and we're going to be fishing off of a speedboat and doing some tubing and maybe maybe even water skiing.
My son, my youngest son, is going. He's very, very excited and yeah, it's going to be it's going to be interesting. So we want to thank you kind and generous benefactors. You super chatters, you YouTube membership purchasers, you YouTube members, Patreon supporters, Kick subscribers, people gifting Kick subs, super chatter, superstick or super thanks, people buying me a coffee, people on Patreon or excuse me, people sending PayPal pledges, and also anybody buying me a coffee.
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It's totally the game's fault, right, It's totally the game's fault, not Phil's fault at all. It's always the game's fault, right to one of those things. Yeah, so I'm gonna bounce on out of here. I'll be back tomorrow night.
But that's all I got for you for now. So until next time, friends, my name is Steve Cambia. Good night, and God bless all of you. He came along with power and light.
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