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My mills, the electric bill, the internet bill, the condo feeds, my mortgage, my taxes, my back taxes, my current taxes, I stay taxes, my funeral taps, my tax journey, my tax don my tax accountance, my bankruptcy lawyer, all of my credit card and final settle. A new laptop is my all of Robin. Greetings and salutations friends, and welcome back. And I am a bit behind in the despicable world of dark Side Phil, but I thought that I would just hop on here and we could catch up together.
When to take a moment to welcome in the live chat, whether you're chatting on YouTube or on Twitch or on kick welcome, one and all will take a moment to do some kick dot com shout outs, and I've posted some esers to the internet and sanity kick Only show which will be beginning next month, but I still have not set a date. But I'm happy to announce that I did finally find some co hosts. So what I've decided to do is have a guest co host every week, except I will probably do the first one maybe two shows solo, and then we will bring in the guest co hosts and far I have confirmed two guest show hosts and you may be familiar with them. The first is Links former Low Cow Queen and the second will be Grace Thorpe, former Low Cal Queen.
So I think it will be interesting. A few people have expressed to me their concern like this is not going to go well. Steven, I understand that these are controversial ladies. Kind of the point, friends, we're gonna we're gonna do our best to you know, promoted and see what happens.
So just some shout outs. We've got Ray Gunner in the live chat. I see sector PPP's cracked chilla. Is that what it is?
Cracked chilla? What crack child? Oh pppe s crack child. Okay, well that one makes sense.
I see Winter Soldier, scopely CFO, Pelanquin and more there. So shout out to you kick chatters. Yeah, so recently he has wage quit the dark Side. Phil has wage quit yet again.
So this one is he gets demolished in Mario Kart because apparently all the detractors went onto the online gaming system and we're purposefully somehow matching with Phil. I'll play against him, and they just all go in there and he's trying to race and they're just throwing shit at him. The whole time. Suffer Mario Kart dreams.
Right. I love that he is like very proud of how good he is at Mario Kart, because I'm pretty sure that my nine year old son beat him. In fact, I would put I would bet my house that my nine year old son could could beat him in that game, or Donkey qualcom. He wage quit GTA four because of one stream.
That's interesting, So we'll take a few comments and questions. Thirty five games wage quit so far this year. Wow, wow, I love how he blames the game right. And meanwhile, there's like hot chicks on on Twitch that will literally stream any game and they get thousands of viewers and thousands of dollars of stream and people love them because you know, they're entertaining, and I guess they're attractive.
The sp literally said today they're not donations, they are support crowdfunding. His semantics are tiring, as are his lies. I agree with you, So I'm gonna check in with the kicks. Nothing to call out so far on any side, So don't make me do the dark side, Phil super Big or Sam Right?
Can we get some kick support? Can we get some gifted subs? Can we get some gifted YouTube memberships? Can we get some new members?
Can we get some super chats, some PayPal donations? Yeah? Works for Phil, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah.
Before we begin, I'm going to share. I will share this Internet in sanity circus sort of preview. I don't want to beg like Phil, so I'm gonna have the foul mouth puppets. Just just do it for me, right, I think this is a great idea.
Let me share my screen here. And the good news is I've done a tremendous amount of puppets, and work on the puppets are getting better as I sort of get used to doing puppetry again. And of course I am cheating. I will admit I'm using a digital animator, so I'm with the making the performance, you know, live as best I can.
Then we cheat, and I think that's okay. I'm sure some pure puppetry fanned things like that, but I don't care. Whatever looks the best. So here's one of our begging monkeys.
Besides dark Side Phil. We're gonna have begging monkeys, and I'm working on a way that they will all be like dark Side Phil will sit in the middle and the begging monkeys will sit on soon. I haven't gotten that part done, but it's going to be interesting anyway. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus.
We want to take a moment to thank all you big supporters. Let's get some more sub bombs tonight. Friends, Let's get some subs. Let's go.
Time to praise the cash. Praise the cash, cash, bitches, So don't be a BROKEI loser leach. It's time to get your wallet out and send us some money, lots of it, motherfucker. Some quality positive content ain't cheap.
This fucking circus doesn't run on peanuts, cheap bitches. Runs on one thing. It runs on. Casht your wallet or purse and buy your ticket.
No circus for you, you brokey bitch. Broke, be a brokey bitch. Support the circus by buying a ticket today. And let's get crazy up in this motherfucker.
Let's go, let's get some subs. Let's praise the cash. Welcome to the Internet, insanity circus. Let's go.
Welcome to the Internet. All right. So there you have it. That's one preview of the begging monkeys.
And I see that the begging monkey. Look the monkey worked. This shit works. Look at as soon as the monkey started bitching it, every we got, we got some super chats.
So thank you for that. Nathan Knall is here and he says, you can't live like a child and get upset that you won't give it a child's allowance. That's I guess that's a good point, right. But we thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Much appreciate it. Why do I spend the money? So? Just why did I spend all that money?
Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm going to get more money. Yeah, I'll get more too.
The begging monkey worked out great. It worked do you York fifty five? Is here? Is anyone else seeing a pattern with these people in video games?
I know Ashton Forms has a law history being a poor sport loser, rage quitting child in multiple games and banned. I didn't know that, but it would seem to reason, you know, because he's such a fucking that dude is totally unhinged. But thank you for your kindness. Without going in the specific yet again, yeah I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now? Detract a coo? Is that what's no?
Well? Saco? I apologize, Hey Steve, how are you doing big ups and f the grifters? Yeah?
The monkey cursed enough for me, So I'm going to try to not drop too many F bombs today. Because I want my sixteen dollars of ad revenue or whatever I usually get right. But thank you for your kindness and big ups. Right back to you, Del Saco.
I hope I'm saying that right. Op. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today, but thanks to Del Sokko, it's a little less low and we like that.
Davidson, you should do another stream with that DSP mask. I have it right here. If we hit the goal tonight, I'll do a segment as Dark Side Phil with the mask. I have it right here.
It's pretty creepy. Actually, when it's all I put, I had to cut. The first set of hair didn't go so well, so I had to cut it off. It's all stitched after result.
I had to cut it off, and eventually I'm gonna have to glue the Dark Side Phil hair on. But I have this right here. That's my Dark Side Phil Beggar mask. Yeah, and this is one of those creepy things like my wife won't clean my office because she gets spooped.
Once one time she thought I had a human head in a bag. It was one of these. Yes, thank you David Davidson for your kindness. Generosity and support.
Much appreciate it. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Oh?
We have patio patio mezza. I was rewatching your stream with Phil when you brought up the polygraph, and Phil smugly asked for what reason? I never wanted to fight someone so bad, I think. And by the way, for those unaware, like Ian and Triple P Ashton, we talked about it in advance and I told Ashton that I have this polygraph, And of course the first thing that he says is can you put Phil on it?
And I go, well, yeah, but he'd have to come to me or I'd have to go to him. And where does he live? Washington? And P was like, I'll pay, I'll pay the flight.
You get that thing, put it in can you ticket? And I was like, yeah, I could put in a carry on. It's small, it's a laptop and some sensors and software basically, but it's one of the better ones. I know of several people in law enforcement that use this model.
But anyway, yeah, he is great. What great content it would have been to put him on the lie detector. That would have been incredible and he could have made a lot of money, I could have got a free vacation of rent in Washington. Not that I've ever wanted to go to renton Washington, right, Uh yeah, but thank you for your kindness.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, we're gonna we're gonna get into this now, We're gonna get into the Mario Kart felton ing because this shit is funny as hell, I think, uh the fact that like people just fucking went to go play against him. And by the way, in case you haven't already seen it, let me see if I could find it. One of the people who got matched up with him, one of the people that got matched up with him in Mario Kart was Power of Truth PPP.
Look at this. This is incredible. Al what are the add PPP says I legit just beat Phil and Mario Kart PPP one ah suffer Suffer video game expert, professional video game guy. Right, what a piece of shit.
I love? And we have Deli Sako again. Ha, you got my name right? Not so many people dot cracking open some cold one tomorrow night for you.
Yeah. I hope to do a little bit of that tonight. But I got to take it easy because I have my son tomorrow. Both of them.
This summer vacation is killing me, you know, but I got a limit, right when I have the kids to worry about the next day. On the weekends, my wife kind of covers for me and lets me go. You know, have more than a few. But one of the things, uh, oh, Joseph M says, can I send you something?
Do you have an email that I can send to? Yeah, let me get you that. It's a truth Seeker show at gmail dot com. I always put it up on the screen because people screw it up.
They put an extra s in there. It's one truth Seeker, then the word show all one word at gmail dot com and we thank you for sharing. We'll see and then I'm gonna get into the pig roasting material. What the hell happened to the Oh?
I got it? Okay, all right? So he crashed out something fierce and I'm here for it. And these clips come from DSP Memology one oh one.
DSP tries it one on one anyway, be sure to subscribe over there best clips. This is the. The since it's the phil Is Condo, right, No, it's not that nice. All right?
Well, guys, guess what, No one, no ten dollars contribution, So I'm just gonna play with Bowser again. I don't know what else to say. Ten bucks to pick the next racer, and I'm still waiting, So let's go Bowser one more time. Hopefully this fucker is charging people ten dollars to change the racer, like he's also charging people twenty dollars to name something in his Minecraft place.
Or Jesus Christ, dude, please. Someone will do a ten dollars contribution so that we can switch characters. Also, remember, I'm keeping Mario Kart in the rotation as long as we get support and hit the goals. We don't hit the goal tonight, then this is it for Mario Kart.
We're retiring. In other words, if you guys don't pay me good to play a child's game, I'm not going to play this child's game anymore. So there, all right, Princess Luna just did a ten dollars super chat. Thank you.
Princess Luna. Just play as the ghost, so that would. Be somebody actually paid him to change the character. Like, okay, king boo, correct, all right, thank you, Princess Luna.
You're the chap, No, you're tired for top super Chat of the night. All right, yeah, well hit us. We both got hit, but there was no item. I love how he's so bad at this and he's a professional video game player.
People got hit by something invisible. That's great. Everyone got items with me? Oh no, I didn't get items either.
What happened there? I didn't get hit by the lightning somehow, but I also didn't get any items. People are just who would just hit me? Couldn't see it?
But oh something blew up. Couldn't see it. Maybe it was a oboma. I could see it.
See it, phil, Oh, here, let me change things. Here, you can make the tick baker. Then I could do animuff eliminated. There's nothing I could do it.
I got flattened by an item unstoppable. Yep, that's say it's over. Nothing could be done item use. I was playing perfectly well and then get hit by a random item mcking avoid.
Yeah, Charlie sucks. So I went down. Yeah I lost points for that bull of ship nonsense, complete nonsense. A guys, remember ten dollars contribution you pick the next razor twenty bucks you get to pick the racer the car I drive, and you will get a special animation on the stream in honor of the Donkey Kong Bonanza played.
For to lose. Yeah, every day of his life. Please let's get some support. Go.
We will have Mario Kart again next week with the goal to night. We are retiring Mario Kart World. Okay, I promise, of course, I. Get no item pull.
It should be it should be drafting. And then all of a sudden I got hit by a speaker, but I wasn't near anyone. I don't know who hit me with the speaker. Maybe they were behind every time.
I don't know what they want to do. Here, you're getting hit and stop by items. I can't stop this. Seriously fucking stupid and the game is stupid.
If he's not doing well at it, maybe you're stupid. Oh man, that was It's done. Don't use what was that item use? Nothing I can do to catch up, and I had it.
I was there, I was top four item use at the last minute. Nothing I can do again again. Well, at least I'm many top eight, but still again lose again? Why abuse?
Not driving? Skilled? Item abuse every single time? Every single freaking alright, all right, guys, who's going to be the next person to pick the racer?
Houser in kinghop But we need the next racer selection, So whoever the next ten dollars contributor is, you will pick Wow the other random explosion out of nowhere. No, you dummy. The tractors are in there feltering you. What what was it it said?
I was at eighteen? It's at eighteenth across the finish line. Finished eight Yeah, got some. Great online player right there.
Eighteenth not in the top twenty. Hey me, now for a new character, bitches, praise the cash? Yes, yes, great game. I got a call up with gimmicks like this, like give me twenty dollars and I'll drink a beer.
That is that good? All right, I'll drink a beer. All right, kids, team a ten dollars super chat and he's saying, will to change characters for some support. Let's give Bowser Junior a chance.
Okay, let's do one more were King booses that one will show short? We'll do one more, then we'll swap the Bowser Junior. That was absolutely ridiculously short. How fucking stupid was he?
Not? Raise cash? Crazy? Yes, you're in eighteenth, you're eliminated great online play, amazing connection for forty eight bucks of support.
I'll do it for free, but almost a. Third of a way to our goal. Yes, we have about an hour and eighteen that's left on the stream, so guys, please, like I swear now, we can certainly use some kick support once again. Today we've had at whatsoever.
We have a single sub on the action and nothing here on the lad Street appreciated anything else. Save us from the sausage party Jemmy Jackson. Oh, we have our leaning too, so. I have no clue how they just passed me.
Oh the hammer actually didn't hit me. You give. There, get him? Captain Jeonglue Bicard dies in front of your face and using a necklace to give to his his side hose, bastard child, What the fuck are you talking about?
Arlene? Thanks for the moderation. The split has the best edits. It's a combo bullshit.
I don't know I'm supposed to stop getting hit from combo bullshit, Nor do I know how to a boy getting hit by god like flowers that they're all getting behind him right seven bullshit? He just drove right into a log. He wonders why he started to do him. Yes, he wants money to lose behave de third.
Oh man, that was a good That was a good race though. I actually liked that. And again that was like only the first time I saw the end of that. Every time I'm getting to the end of these races.
So that was good. That was a lot of corner taking, Like that was the most ever in any race. I think I know, I have that clip he said almost got a draft. Man.
I wanted to choke him when I heard what he said about Ousie Diet. He's like, well, it's perfect timing for him to die, That's what he said. It was perfect time. And there's so many bombs.
How were there three or four? Dude? There's still more. There's so many bombs.
I've never seen such a cavalcade, such an endless slut of bombs. What just happened? Are you draw unlimited bombs? He has?
I don't know what I'm done. Guys like, I can't come back now, there's no items to be had, I have no speed, I can't catch y'all. This is ridiculous. The but bombs completely screwed me.
I don't even know how that was possible. Look, I zero coins. I'm so done. There's no items here, there's no way to come back.
Yeah, that's the problem is there's no items here at all. So no, once you get hit there, you're done. Yeah, there was endless bombs. What happened?
How does that many bombs even freaking get spall into the game. There's like ten twelve bombs in a row? What's that bomb died? It's perfect timing.
I was just there. Yeah, yeah, absolutely I. Can do here. Wow.
Still nothing I can do endlessly hit over and over and combo with no way, no items. Wow. Yes, blame the game, Phil, blame the game. I can't nothing.
I can do nothing to be done, man, hit by a million items? Now complete nonsense. He sucks in my freaking golden mushroom. Don has nothing to do with me, stole my golden mushroom mid boost get hit by a random shell out of nowhere.
Nothing I can do about it? A bullshit no still required. Listen. I'm convinced that dark Side Phil could literally make more money working at McDonald's if you take away the fake last minute hail mary uh anonymous donations that he fakes.
Really, I think he's doing very poorly as a streamer. Now, I don't know, Maybe I'm I'm misinformed because I've watched my son watch some of the twitch streamer game streamers that he watches, and it seems like they make I don't know, a couple thousand dollars stream the ones that my son are watching, so you know, one hundred and fifty hours of stream and he's faking the one hundred and fifty sometimes, right, bro. The unpredictability of the game is on purpose. It's for children and families to give everyone a chance to win.
Exactly. Yeah, let's go, everyone, says Keno Drome News. I hear there's I want to make this one a short show tonight. Apparently Keno has a show that's going to be incredible that Triple P has been working on for several months, and I know how he is collecting materials and I am completely unfamiliar with the material.
If I get a chance, I'll play there. I'll play their like their preview bumper for it. But it seems like right, it seems pretty Keno show tonight. Friends, garbage fucking game.
You can't do anything about it. It's fucking complete. Garbage, absolute fucking trash. I did nothing wrong, whatsoever.
I did nothing wrong game, I did everything right. Yeah, awful, shit, it's his mantra, absolutely awful. I mean, I'm maintaining I'm getting the first place and consistently holding it every race. And then items items I those items items.
Okay, I lose Fuck this all right? One more Bowser Junior. Then we go to Bowser again, and we needed another one. Guys, we need to know who's tact eleven that's supporting the stream.
Yeah, let's get some more support. We're only at sixty eight bucks, only a third. We haven't even hit the halfway point of the goal, and there's only about it's left on the stream. Who he's watching?
I don't I don't know. I'm just glad that my son is over other stuff that he used to watch. Like does anybody if you got kids, you probably know, But if you don't have kids, you have no idea who this is. There's a children's entertainer named Blippy who is the most annoying fucking guy I've ever seen in my life.
And he looks like, uh, somebody you won't want near your children, if you know what I mean. But my son loved him and for years that's all he watched on YouTube was Blippy. I'm just glad he's over that now. Yes, I have heard of Cyrax.
I've seen the clips of him shitting his pants and his mom yelling at him when he shit his pants on stream. But and I thought about doing a show on him. But then I just look at him and I go that, dude's life's hard enough. Like I felt sorry for him, Right, dude, Phil literally explained the psychology behind taking don the way Pirate Software did.
Yeah, I don't. I'm going to do a show on Pirate Software because I don't believe that he is who he pretends to be. I think Pirate Software is a total fraud and a NEPO baby. The only reason he got to work at Blizzard is because his father was one of the you know, longtime employee and one of the founders sort of a Blizzard, And he drops that in every every chance he gets, Well, I worked at Blizzard.
I worked at Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzard Entertainment, I worked at Blizzard Entertainment. Congratulations, your daddy got you a low paying, like entry level, shitty job there, right, Cyrax is an admitted PDF file. Yeah, I don't know.
Man, he even fakes his voice to make it sound deeper. Yeah, he forgets occasionally. People with actual disabilities should not be bullied. Yeah, that's cyrac guy has obviously got some kind of issues, mental or otherwise.
And I don't feel good, especially having a special needs son. I wouldn't feel good making fun of that guy, just like I wouldn't make I wouldn't make fun of a kid with down syndrome, like he doesn't have dancers room. But there's obviously something's wrong with that guy. Bomb.
Yeah, I called bullshit on that claim. I was a bit of a hacker. Of course, look at this, are you kidding? I might not qualify.
I get hit by two to three things in a row. That's amazing. From is definitely like learning disabled, this developmentally disabled. We used to see it right slow.
Okay, I just got screwed right there. Absolutely I did. God, Yeah, and wow again, dude, how many times in a row I'm gonna get hit? That was like six to seven in a row of kids.
Wonderful. Yeah, And just so everybody's aware, Phil is so stupid that he doesn't realize that the tractors are going in this game just with him. They know he's going to be in there, and they go match up with him and then they hit him. They throw shit at him, bombs.
What stuff get him? Like? When does the race begin? What?
What? I was mid boost? Yet I still got hitting flattened? Yeah?
This match I can take you right now is completely trash. The connections many see what I mean? It's it's just a shitty match. You can tell he likely has a textbook narcissist.
He never admits that he does anything wrong. That's typical narcissism. How didn't you unite him? Great thing I can do about that?
Donny Krueger effect. To get an item at some point, if there ever are any still. Looking psychological Phil is about seven to eight years old. I wouldn't doubt that he definitely doesn't have the mentality.
Of a grown adult man or the mental gray matter of a grown adult man. Okay, then that's pretty much the perfect combination of items that I could have received. Oh, I don't know what hit me? How could I even have gotten?
I have a shell, So what hit me? I would like an explanation? I can't see what the fuck? Suffer?
Court racing loser? What's going on? It's how you responding, I christed my speaker, don't didn't hop, I couldn't power side. He didn't hop.
What is going on? The controller is not working? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
All of a sudden, it just stopped responding. Even I went to speaker, he went ahead of me. That I like, IEM, I can't catch out. Yep, complete trash.
Y amazing gameplay. This is complete trash. Literally just hit hit hit hit, hit hit hit. Wanted to take it so serious.
And I get an item and I go to first hit again, like, okay, trash gameplay. Yeah, all right, we got about forty minutes left on the stream. You're not even this is probably it's gonna be a big crazy hill Mary for us to hit a goal and there's no contibution coming, So I think this is it. I hope you guys are in the final stream of Mario Kart World.
Yeah, he didn't get enough money, so he's gonna he did have a good but this. Is almost two months. Pretty good for a game with only three hours of compulated for two months. Huh.
I'll share that, bron. This is why he killed on the items. Everyone's ow you should bag it bag the item till you need it. I can't.
Everyone always takes it with lightning. I always lose my items no matter what. So bagging actually doesn't fucking work. The game's fault friend, that is.
Oh, somebody just and they hit him again, got two of them? Wow? Just keep hitting me endless items. I'm done again with stupid full ship.
I'm done. There's no items available. Get ber. They hit you with endless items, don't.
I didn't do anything wrong, nothing wrong, everything with like seventeen items. Garbage, poor garbage game play from a garbage game. This is why I don't want to play, of course, Caleb, what do you know? I'm seriously can't you drive in well and you get lucky so mad like top four, or you just get completely boned by bad luck over and over and there's nothing you can do about it, criminal and everyone else in the world, and you got Jack Didley ship.
I can't. I cannot, I cannot like empathize with that. I have to drive on the highway every week to get to him from my cabin. I do one hundred one hundred miles each way every weekend, and most of it is highway.
Opinion on Trump being named in the files and all hail Mary did classifications to get the voter base distracted. Yeah, I really don't know. Like I don't do politics. People come here to avoid politics pradical stunts.
But I appreciate you asking me. I do find it a little crazy that you know, people have been arrested for child trafficking and yet we still don't know who the clients of that child trafficking was. Didn't Julane Maxwell get convicted of child trafficking then who was she trafficking children to? And why don't we have the right to know?
And why are the grand jury files sealed? And you know, I don't know. I try not to get too crazy conspiratorial, but it does seem like, you know, I mean, there's verified evidence in proof that Trump used to hang out with him, So who knows? For highway driving easier on the brakes and other components, Yeah, highway miles are always better than stopping go, especially city Trafficway driving feels safer than city driving to me.
It's fast, sure, but you don't have to worry about randos running red lights and t boning you or pedestrians you are left. I feel the same way I just I don't know. I take these back highways. I take highways to the cabin, but I don't take the turnpike.
I could shave t minutes off my trip on the turnpike, but the turnpike I don't like it because everybody's doing eighty five ninety and I have an older car. I don't think my car could consistently do eighty five or ninety for a long period's you know eight axl the donkey eighty one with one for the goal. Honestly going to miss these Mario Kart crashouts. I hope he loses viewership by dropping the game.
Bigs upstick hopes. You hope you are well. I am doing fantastic and I hope you are too. Exual the DOCY eighty one.
Thank you for your kindness. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yeah.
I just generally do avoid the politics here, and part of the reason is, no matter what I say on a certain issue, whether it be the president or whoever, I feel like I'm going to piss off half of the audience because half of the audience hates Trump and half there's big supporters of Trump. So who knows me. I'm sort of I'm sort of a libertarian kind of person like I and I don't generally vote at all. I just think, you know, people say, well, you don't have a right to complain if you don't vote.
Yes, I do because I didn't elect any of these fucking morons you guys, did you know? And I don't like people who are because both sides of the are criminals in my opinion, they're corrupt criminals, both the Republicans and the Democrats. So these people that are ra rah rah the left or rab rah rah the right, I kind of feel like, great, you picked one side of the criminals, and you think your criminals are less criminals than the other criminals they're all, don't I don't get involved in that. Yeah.
The only thing I've voted in is a cabin We have a company, and there's voting there for certain issues, but there's a kangaroo court to Karen's and they always win, Like, for example, can you believe this? We already had a rule where my cabin is that nobody's allowed to have fireworks because somebody was shooting off big fireworks and they burnt somebody's house, like they're a roof caught on fire because the fireworks fell on their roof. But now they've banned fireworks of any kind, including sparklers. That's right, your kids cannot have spullers on the fourth July.
These Karens, Man, they've gone too far, these fucking Karens. We're gonna vote sparklers back in if I get anything. It's so stupid. And oh poppets, you have a boy?
You ever, if you have boys, especially, you know what poppets are. There's there's little white things you throw them and they it's not even it's not anywhere near even firecracker. It's pretty low yield. You know.
I don't think those things are a problem. But whatever, not my fault. Fuck this game two different sides of the same coin. Yeah, two wings, one bird.
That's it really is a boring I do feel like it should be a much better game, but they didn't put. Any both control by special interests exactly. Put zero effort into a game that should have performance opa setting. It really is sad.
Are you Nintendo to know? Oh man, I bought that first party Nintendo game. Interesting, tons of fun right in front of me. I have this huge room in my basement and right in front of me is a two person set which I haven't used yet.
I've shown pictures of it. What generally happens for those unaware, I was going to do a show with the polygraph live, and so somebody will come on the show tell their story, and then we polygraph them to see if they're telling the truth about their amazing or strange. I've had four people sign up and all four canceled when it came time to tape the uh just or do the stream. We're going to do them live.
You can email me the story you want to tell at Truthseeker Show at gmail dot com. If you can get here, I will do that, mister Flores. And yeah, you have a COO A cabin owners Association something like that. Yeah, I guess people call it HOA and listen in the Poconos, I don't generally would never sign up for an HOA, But in the Poconos every community is an HOA because the locals can't do things like plow the roads and deal with the trash and everything.
So you've got to have some small local government. But the problem is is that the Karens get involved, right like the Karens try to stop me from building my cabin there. They did everything they could to stop me and almost had to go to court. I had to go to Kangaroo court, you know, and plead my case to the Karens.
And I went there and basically I went there with a letter from lawyers threatening them because I used a state law in order to build my cabin. It's called a recreational cabin after David Law, and so they really didn't like this because it made me permit exempt, no inspections and all this, and so I had to go to the Kangaroo court and basically my argument was your local stupid rules are not laws, and I am using a state law which allows me to build this cabin here on Pennsylvania land. Basically, fuck you, Karen's, I'm doing it. Sue me.
And then they back down when they realized like they got They paid a lawyer to look at my paperwork and then the lawyer told them, like, you can't stop them. I heard the eater. But interestingly now they're very friendly to me because my cabin is beautiful and it has become a landmark in that place, like people come and take pictures and you know I always have I call it an audience. My wife is always like, jeez, you got an audience, and I'm like yeah, Like people will come while I'm working on the cabin and just sit in the road and watch me work or whatever.
You know. But it's a beautiful court. What may or a cabin. Just look up cordwood masonry.
It's like building walls like instead of bricks, though you're using logs. I embezzled thousands of dollars from one of my jobs, got fired, but no charges because I pocketed the money off cameras and no physical eviden It's good for you, Jesse, sharing your crimes live right. Karens are my biggest detractor, right, Yeah? Is the light detector?
Calibrate it? Yeah? Yeah, h tem to attract petty tyrants like flies to waste, They're ridiculous. You give somebody a little if you really want to see what kind of a person somebody is, give them a little bit of power, just a little bit, and see what kind of person they become.
Right, And for a while a lot of people in that community wanted me to become a board member because I'm one of the people that just I won't take any shit from the Karens. I push back on them, but I didn't want to get involved, you know, I was, I'll just pay my dues and complain. You know, Oh, let's continue anymore. Not this one, ask for sure.
This one is like actually taking that feeling away from me where I don't know if I get played into first party and find out, I'm gonna get a good game anymore because this one they didn't even try. Yeah, I'm having a similar problem in property, but to try to get this game to be people who want to tell me what I cannot cannot build my own property, yeah, thank you. And you know, the new property, I'm getting a little bit of pushback, uh, a little bit of pushback from the local, but it's from the local township. They just never dealt with I don't know, they never dealt with a recreational cabin after David.
And there's some you know, oh, we have to make sure this is legal. Well, you know, get your township solicitor lawyer on it and figure it out. Because I'm not stopping. I basically told the permit guy, I've given you all the paperwork that I'm required to give you by law.
I'm not stopping my projects. You let me know what you want to do. You want to find me, you want to take me to court? What are we going to do here?
And then I basically told the permit guy like, don't you have like mini malls being considered in your township right now? And he said yes, several, And I said, well, then I would think that you, as the permit guy, have more important concerns than a guy building a little log shack in the woods. And before I had an acre, but now I have seven. So basically I've been told by other people there that when you have that much property, they kind of back off.
They're like, well, he's got seven acres, Like we can't tell him what to do on seven acres. Caleb says, I used to live in an Ahoa in Arizona, and I flew a pow Mia flag and some karen tried to get me thrown out. So when they found out I was a veteran, I went to the ho with my right full end in uniform. That's how you deal with these fucking karens.
Caleb, good for you, Good for you, That's how you deal with them. You just you refuse to allow them to have any authority over you, and then they generally crash out and then they leave you alone. That's been my experience. Okay, what have you say, can't see anything, I'm gonna dook my items.
I got the speed boos, but it took my item. Hit hit combokombombo. Contractors in there smacking this out of dsp Yeah. I hit buy a car and he went forward.
Couldn't happen. He's a nicer guy. I buy a car and he kept maintained momentum and it's still ahead of you. You know what I mean.
So this is not happening to you right now. What's happening is the deck code's bad. It's showing him driving into the car. He's not really hitting the car.
Then that code apparably stupid and showed me. So it's a they coded the game wrong because I'm losing. In other words, yeah, they coded the game wrong because I'm losing. Blue show nothing I can do, Yeah, nothing I can.
My thing happened is twelve by sixteen, Just enough rooms get ruby ridged. Yeah yeah, man, nothing I can do here whatsoever? Waiting you can try to get speedback. Where feet is small.
Yeah, look it got slided. I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty annoying. No worry, they're gonna come back.
See blueeshell. I can't believe this grown man's fining the same video game as my nine year old is fine. Guardian first item used nothing, I did wrong. I used item nothing.
I I did nothing. I didn't get back to fucking first anyway. Complete fucking trash. Master.
Betty is here with some supporter. He needs glasses for sure. He can't see Dad Farhead know about it, unreal succer. Can't cash what I do.
I can't catch donkey call if I had another fucking item and another fucking item and another item. Praise the cash, mister, Betty. Very kind of you. Okay, nothing I knew about that.
You go again, man, I gotta find it. Okay, nothing I do about that. I can't move. I can't hit them at all.
I'm stuck. I can't move. I literally can't move. I can't move.
Nothing I could, dud dude, what the fuck do you want me to fucking do? You fucking idiots Nintendo endless kids with items you keep giving behind me. There's no driving involved. You're so fucking dumb.
You have lost their way so much. The game is so unfucking fun to play because these idiots get the good items. It's so hard fun. I'm driving, well, I'm doing my strategy.
Look what I did. I perfectly did the strategy lightning ball, wait until I passed everyone. Then when I was already in the lead, use the fucking bullet. Now I'm light years ahead.
How to catch up? Oh blue shell item item? I tell you do it, Caleb, and you can't play the game. I literally can't fucking play the fucking game.
God, they're dumb, all right, guys. With a new character from Bowser, He's going to do a ten dollars contribution and pick the next character. And if we don't get more, hit the goal tonight. This is it for Mario part World.
We're not gonna make a wage quit. The wage quit is coming. Of course. I'm done.
I can't get out of the grass now. I'm using my boost to get a head cheated. I'm fucked now. I can't get out of the grass, unfucking Blie, I can't get out.
Fucking ass games sucks, my dick, fucking stupid game sucks. I hit her with banana peels ahead. How the fuck is she of me? You're right, archer On, Yeah, we need some detractors.
Smack him. What the world's most perfect green shell bounds? And now a random explosion that didn't fucking exist? This game barbage?
A green shell random bounces? Well hit you there, On fucking. Says he legit has the most toushable face. I swear this game shows my bass.
I can't argue with that one. But let's face it also money talk man, this give me. Such a thanks for letting talk to me. Big support from Della sock.
Let's get some more support. Don't make me beg like Phil Dude. Three fucking red shells, three red shells? Yeah, oh thank you.
Charles McDonald, long time show supporter with ten dollars Canadian, says I would rather watch you play video games than this fool. You know, I'm trying to figure that out. This software I use stream Yard, I can share my screen, but for some reason, it doesn't share the video games sound and I don't know why. I have no idea why.
I guess I need a capture card or something. I don't know. I'm gonna try to figure it out, though, because I would like to. I mean I have a Twitch channel, and I think my Twitch channel is doing nothing.
There may be two viewers over there now. I was thinking of switching the Twitch channel to just streaming retro video games, and by retro I mean real retro like old Doss games and Mega games, Super Nintendo Jennis, that kind of stuff, because that's my error, right. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated.
Day one views, Day one infleetd views. Make the money, Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, Give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it.
I'm so just enveloped in reed and money. I need money. I need money. He needs that money, he really really does, but I need it more.
I just bought a forest and I'm a little broke right now. Zamalias for two dollars Canadian. I'm just waiting for Project Gravitur to release. Uh.
Yeah, me too, honestly. Uh, it's gonna be one of the It's gonna be a fluff piece, though, I guarantee it. Cash money, Bitches, cash money. Thank you for the cash, cash money money.
We'll check in with the kick support. Do we have anything to call out over there? Don't make me start bitching about kick support like Phil no money, no honey, right emulator Steve use retro art did. But I'm telling you.
If I share my screen on YouTube, it plays the sound. If I share my screen from like, say, an audio editor, it shares the sound. Video editor, it shares the sound on the stream. If I play a video game, it does not share the sound.
So the only way I've figured a work around is to just take off my headphones and let the music play and then go into the microphone. But that sucks. That's pretty shitty, right. I don't know.
I've never streamed games, so I'll have to figure it out or talk to somebody that actually does. Caleb builds a piece. He finally good for you. I've been too lazy lately.
I just buy. I like to just buy Xeon workstations with a good video card and then I don't have to mess with it. You know. I just the older I get, the less time I have for projects like that.
Supposed to avoid three fucking brad shells, dumb fox. The answer is you don't. The game is busted garbage, and you lose all right, it does this game suck busted garbage? Oh my god, he's crashing out so hard.
Own real all right, I was doing fine until I can hit by three red shells in a row. All right. Princess Luna has done another ten dollars super Chances plays the coin coffer. That's the little green guy, right, Okay.
I can't believe people are willing to pay him money to switch characters or anything. Pay him money to do anything. We will do that, So thank you for that. Yeah, character, I know characters were teleporting.
Things were not legit. I'm telling you. What Nintendo did is they hid the fact that the neck code sucks. Why not an if there's lag, they literally don't put that like orbs so you'll see character, they'll disappear.
And we said I was in sixth two characters disappeared and reappeared in front of me. Oh you're yeah. I spent my life building computers. I used to do that Dark Jasper give it a song.
I worked for one of those. Remember back in the day, there was like a local place you could go to and they bought computers. We just bought all the parts from China and we would assemble computers and have different levels, you know, But that was so long ago. I was like early penny days, you know.
Rise in nine ninety two hundred and eighteen gigs of d d NA video RTX fifty ninety nice, sixteen hundred power supply, two terabyte SSD, four terabyte gaming SSD, and my old one terabyte SSD for my PS five. Great. Yeah, it sounds like a nice rig. Pig Roads is threatening to sue detractor.
His lawyer is going to answer for five to six k just to start the process. Money he doesn't have. Does what have anything to do with UFOs? Tonight show no recording Streaming Software OBS?
I know, I have no I I've tried to learn OBS a few times so far. The only thing I've used OBS four is to pipe in the green screen, because the green screen is better than stream yard or eb MUCKs or any other streaming software. Eight gigs not to eighteen. Yeah, I figured that stupid computers supposed to be starting just now, well better late than ever.
How do you even have two hundred and eighteen gigs? Yeah? What do you use that much for? I don't I don't know.
I think thirty two or sixty four should be sufficient, but I don't play the latest Triple A titles, so you may need that for some of these Monster games. So dark Side Jasper, thank you. We got one piece of contribution today from Kick. That's it.
Dark Side Jasper is literally the only person to contribute from Kick tonight. All right, thank you. Well he's doing better than me. I haven't gotten any Kick support.
It's a broken crowd over there. Phil get used to it. So it's going to be coin coffer and it's very well could be the end of Mario Kart as we know it, because I'm not playing it again. If we don't hit the goal.
We're at eighty three. I think we're eighty yeah, eighty. So now it would be your time if you like Mario Kart and you want to see continue to do be not it is going sayonara, all right guys, last uh twenty minutes or so of Mario Yeah, catts the stream and extends Mario Kart's life till next week. Google Chrome, Yeah you do.
Oh, I didn't even know you could go up here. I had absolutely no clue you could go up there. Huh yeah, but it didn't help. Bill still stuck.
Great, no item and the part where I really needed items right here, like eighth place. Of course it was thirty forty. Of course. Not I'm gonna hit by nothing.
Literally nothing has connected with me, but I'm I'm already in last no clue, what the fuck hit me? No way to recover. It's funny that he's getting some pissed off at a fucking game for ten. Year old.
World. Wow, flat, it's got to the channel. How much have been point blanks? I could even see it.
I'm fifteen. No, I don't know which character use. Yep, yeah, I'll say right now. Coin Pawper is not my style.
He's weak, like I always use the I like guys with good acceleration, but he has like no speed at all. He fucking is dead slow and he's going max. My favorite workstations have Zeons and them. I just like them.
They you know, like I have legit burned out processors before, but never have I burned out a Xeon. They're designed for heavy loading, and you know, sometimes I do things like render eight hour videos that are compilations of True Seekers episodes or whatever. So with something of than a Xeon, you could be you. You could really you could burn out your processor if you rendered a lot with a MDS or regular Intel processors.
But Zeons are designed for high load, high heat, so generally I prefer them because I've never burnt one out. And meanwhile, I've burned out tons of AMD and regular Intel process but my dad as Xeon computer. Yeah good. Uh.
Somebody said that PPP is the CALC motorcycle towards the end. Okay, all right, we're gonna see PPP them. You can't hang with anyone, they're all passing them. Oh, Nick, thanks for a two dollars super chain.
I have no idea what you're talking about. All right, guys, were eighty five bucks of support. I'm probably doing one to two more racists tonight and that is it. So now will be your last chance.
If you, like Mario, get the hell Mary to get the money. To get fishbone. Cool. Jeff, it's the goal.
It's right on your screen. That's what you need to take. The goal literally above your head. Just look up at the top of the screen.
Wow. Wow, Wow. Couldn't control them at all, and I didn't get an item. I couldn't control him, and I couldn't give an item.
When I drove over to the controller's fault. It's the programmer's fault. It's Nintendo's fault. I suck at games.
Oh yes, this is the twitch chat. You're probably the only one over there. It actually slows down to feltram. I got hit mid jump.
I got hit mid fucking jump. Yes, they are wow, great game. And for example, in this PC, I have two processors. You know that each are four cores, so I don't know, and hyper threading.
I don't know. I just think that they're much better. I've never had any problems, and so you can buy like a secondhand zon works pretty cheap now, so that's what I always do. I just buy a secondhand z on workstation and I throw a decent video card in it.
This PC i'm streaming on now, it just has a ten eighty and so does my other streaming PC. You know. It's funny though, For the longest time I thought I had to upgrade to a monster PC because the video editing software I was using was taking so long to render videos. But then I didn't realize that I was using a thirty two bit video editor, wondering why it was taking hours and hours and hours to rent dur like a twenty five minute video.
That was why, And not only was the thirty two bit, but the render engine and it was horrifically slow, and I didn't know it. I just thought that was the computer. So I upgraded my PCs and it was still slow, and I was like, what the fuck? And then I had a friend look at it and he was like, you know how old this video are you using?
Is? It's thirty two bit and the render engine blows. I threw the red hill at that guy in front of me. It hit the guy who's behind me.
Yeah, I thought about it. I love a sixty four and a. Guy that was behind me. Coming.
It makes sense, of course. There's the way I get and I get bullied off the track. Yeah, this d I really do, Like, I don't need a fort or any of that. It's all about's trash.
It's a trash fucking game. It's not made for competiti to play at all. Fuck you and fuck this fucking game. Fuck this fucking leg piece of ship game, wrong.
Speed Extend Tear player. It's preparable from my garbage. All right, I want to get like at least one more game. Man.
Oh look we got his speed up. Yeah that's expensive that's uh. I won't have a fifty nine day until they're less than a thousand. I would say probably go eagle.
Eric v A is long about party? Has it done all because of Blue Shell's over? Everybody passed them. All.
Nothing I did wrong. I was in first, then I'm in an amazing gameplay high it's a piece of guard. Get everything right. It's garbage first, Then I'm in a nothing I can do sucks my ass.
Yeah, that's really all I have to say about this part. It's terrible garbage. It's terrible, like the good diarrhea, liquid gaming diarrhea. All right, last match, so this is it.
This could be the final match of Mario Kart World. Last chance to support the game. It's done there, all right? Yeah, I was driving, Well, I'm in first, Oh Blue Shell that it's unavoidable.
Eighth place you lose. I don't like laptops, So really, we're gonna make. Games like that. It's supposed to be oh fun competitive vot in the middle of the match because the game is a fucking unbalanced post.
Then don't make it. Don't make it, all right, don't charge people eighty dollars for your fucking garbage game development rush job bullshit, I couldn't work three hours of content. If your game sucks, your game is still a piece of fucking donkey shit, no competitive play at all. Just don't make it.
Stop making games. Make a mebos, just a memos, all right, guys, the potential finals ever in Mario Kart World. Here we go, guys, Like this is historic. The sp plays his final Mario part game.
Oh my god, such positive, meaningful content as he bitches and cries and complains the whole time, like it's like listening to your everybody have like a I did it. I finally won. I finally fucking won my second winever in Knockout Tour. I did it with fucking coin collector, whatever the hell it's called.
Oh, I did it finally Finally Ship. I guess if it has to end tonight, that's a hell of a way to end it. With my second ever freaking win. And the stream snipers were in the lobby and still couldn't take me down, and Pizza Boy, good dude, them to so much money to good Ship, good fucking Ship, the.
Thank you Master, Betty. Very awesome, man, It's this simple. This game is not very good just being honest, this game is not very good. This game is all apparently I was lucky there.
You notice no one got a blueshell. But it was a fun game for the nostalgia factor. Seriously, that was my favorite part about Mario cart World, the fact that they rot back a lot of the classic tracks. They combined them.
Now, that's why I knock Out was my favorite part. That's why I get away between the tracks. Man, this game, this is not worth eighty dollars. It is one of the biggest ripoffs Nintendo has ever done.
No exaggeration, it's just damn they messed it up. What the fuck is Nintendo? What a ripoff? But again, will they ever get called out for it?
No? Why? Oh? Because it was the switch to launch title.
So that's okay, right eighty dollars. No. Actually, it's a huge ripoff, way overpriced, and sadly a game that I'm probably like, I'll never play it again, you know what I mean, Like, why would I ever go back to? Why would I play?
I know that is insanely stressful and not fun. I know that the nostalgia bait is last a little bit, but I don't know anyway, Thank you guys, Stewart just gifted a membership. Thank you Stewart for the gifted membership. There still didn't hit the goal through.
I mean, let's be honest, I could tell that you guys are tired of it too, at least those of you who actually support my content. So three hours shot. People who actually like dark Side Phil are tired of Super Mario Kart World. You know there's people that actually like Phil.
It's not all hate views, man. I did get a good amount of content out of it. Thank you to those who did watch and did support the content of Mario Kart World while I played it. But now it looks like it is officially time to give it a rest.
All right, all right? Well, always good to end it on a doub thank you for watching Mario Kart World. Now we only have to wait another fifteen years for them to make another one. He only made like eighty bucks for this whole stream.
Lose, sir, Will it be good? I'll be honest, I don't really have hope after this one. I actually feel like they're not going to treat this franchise seriously, which is sad because they should. It's a flagship game.
The franchise sad man. But anyway, thank you for watching Mario Kart World. See you in the future for more switch to coverage. Alrighty folks, So that's going to be it for tonight.
Man, I'm so happy I got the win. I am the last match getting the win is am says, Oh, Phil, why are you not going to play it anymore? I've alright said from the start I will keep games in rotation if you guys like them and you support them. I said that from the start.
This was not a misconception. This is not you know, and tonight again it didn't happen. I mean, there's that it looks like it was. And then last minute someone came in into like a giant contract.
Oh thank you. I appreciate that. Charles McDonald says, my alter ego on Twitch is handing out gifted subs. Well, that's very very kind of you, and it convinces me of one thing.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you, Charles McDonald. Get a Twitch paycheck every three or four months, though, when it passes whatever that threshold is, I don't know what the threshold is.
I forget it. How to even check in with that. I just every once in a while I notice on my bank statement, like every three or four months I get fifty dollars something. Twitch has not been very successful, but it's been better than Rumble Odyssey and a few others.
We've tried pill dot net that didn't work out for me either. But thank you Charles McDonald. We'll give you a big shout out, and thank you to the twitch chat as well for getting some subs over there. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
Much appreciate it. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, all right, let's finish this shit. Bulls crying at the end.
That didn't happen this time. So it is what it is. Okay, guys overra having a good time again. If you are, please like the stream, liking the stream hill for engagement, and if anyone could go above and beyond and support in any other way, I would appreciate that.
Uh please low Knife for support, which. Is Notourry is playing another children's game. Myself, but I'm probably not gonna be playing this long term if people don't support the streams. Just being honest, people are saying why didn't Jeff save the stream?
I don't know. Jeff apparently said he was gonna save Mono Cart tonight, and all we gotta do is hit the hundred fifty dollars goal and we're at ninety two and we have it. So that's why Mario Cart. He didn't make eighty dollars, he made ninety two.
That simple, that simple. You know you notice attendance over for Mario Card because the trolls. The trolls send in their fucking stupid stream Stiper squad. Yeah, I still win.
Bet you won one one race. I still do well. How many trolls trying and uh once again they'll still say I suck at the game, which is hilarious. Right No, no live Daily Rap.
I'm going offline right now. It should wear glasses. I told you I'm not messing around anymore with this last minute stuff, sitting around hoping that someone's gonna contribute. I gotta go to beg for fifteen minutes.
I will say thank you all. I'm disappointed for a great Mario Kart stream and thanks to those who did support all along the ride. But I guess it's time to move on to new stuff. Okay, your game sucks.
He he's still a piece of fucking donkey shit. All right, We'll get into the next video, which is Phil saying the worst shit you could possibly say about somebody that just died, which just confirmed me that he's got some kind of mental deficiency. Phil, like, I don't know if he's autistic or there's something wrong with him, because a normal person doesn't, you know, speak ill of the dead. It's generally considered rude.
Right, the guy just died, right sort And this this came from Snort getting this clip. Be sure to subscribe on YouTube. What's going on? Everyone?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, Good morning. Everybody who's just joining, because a lot of people are just joining. I see, So we'll say this now, but of course everyone's gonna bring it up all day. Osbourne.
He just passed away, Uh nearly enough? What insane timing. He just had his farewell tour concert where he announced it was his final concert ever and supposedly he raised like a ridiculous amount of money for charity, and now like two weeks later he passed away. So if there was ever good timing, holy crap, absolutely perfect.
You know, I'm sure all his biggest fans were there. There you go, so uh yeah, rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness. Thank you Charles B on Twitch for getting some subject. You know how you do it.
Thirty seven months Rememory said he saw money. Everyone do a line for aligned for Rozzy. Do not do that. Please, do not do that.
That guy, he said, like as people are saying, he's one of the last rock stars people from that era who really lived the crazy life of a rock star, the partying, the drugs, the craziness. Uh hooy. But what a life to live. Yeah, what an idiot raising money for charity.
Crazy. He saw that kind of second life because he had his first life as part of Black Sabbath and then a solo artist. But then when reality TV started being a big thing in the two thousands, and you know, he had his show, I forget what it was called, but he Hadn's reality show and that propelled him to start him a second time for completely different reasons. So he's been in and out of, you know, fame for a long ass time.
Yeah, I'm looking at this, which is crazy legend. Yeah, on Sunday we did DSP tries it. Yes, on Sday we did DSP tries it. Today is Tuesday.
We are at seventy six out of eighty goals to do the next DSP tries it. I know he's talking like anything absolutely. Outstanding this week. You know, I've been having a musician going I don't know why.
It's like we've had quite a few people coming out of the world. And I talked about it on last night's show, like Ozzie was a huge influence on me in Black Sabbath, on my childhood and just what made me want to learn to play guitars, and Ozzie is one of those people that made me win or in a band, and it kind of probably helped that. I was fucking terrible at every instrument I tried. I tried bass, I tried guitar, I tried drums.
The only thing I was decent at was keyboards. But most of the bands that I wanted to play keyboards and didn't want a keyboard player, they were like, yeah, that's gay. They didn't want to you know, everybody just wanted to be like grungy or rock, and so I just kind of defaulted to like, well, I'll be the singer. Then what happened was I tried to start a band of my own, and I tried out like twenty singers and they were all worse than me.
So I finally just said I'll be the singer, and by default, I became the singer of the band. You know, Mama hits hard now. It hits hard for me every time I hear it because I told the story. Last night when my father died, I was going home to my mother's, my childhood home, and that song came on the radio.
And to this day, every time I hear that song, I think about the night my father died and going home to my mom. It makes me very emotional. New episode to this guy reacting yeah, yeah, well, let's see what else stupid shit he has to say. Woodwork saying hey, I'm a longtime fan.
I'm coming back to joining all and to watch your stuff and support it, and I'm like, wow, that's amazing, thank you. The other thing is, if you guys don't know, I guess I'm trending on Twitter because of this whole stupid Pirate Games thing, which I still don't understand. Like I guess someone had made a tweet. He's not trending on Twitter.
He's a moron a few days ago with me versus pirate games that everyone basically responds said, no, Phil is like the ultimate survivor. There is no way that they would ever if you went up against pirate games. Pirate games would be crushed games? And what and who the fuck is pirate game?
Just so I don't get it? Who is this person? Why is everyone talking about I'm lost. You guys have tried to explain to me.
Oh, he's the guy who's against stop killing games. Okay, so why is everyone talking about it? Because he's a fucking moron. Oh, it's pirate software, not pirate games.
All the game companies are shipping their pants. You mean, we're not going to be able to just sell people games and then wait a few years and say you can't name anymore. Nobody should not support stop killing games. In my opinion, you know, back in the day, you've got a physical copy of a game on CD or DVD or cartridge whatever.
Once you buy the game, you could play it forever. That's the way it should be. These fucking game companies have gotten too much power, and I hate like my son, you know, PlayStation five will not hold that many games. Oh you can get an extra hard drive or what.
Yeah, I know, but still so that's always an issue. And downloading the games take so long, the updates take so long. A ra with Kanye Generous five says Phil naturally ignores contexts. The post said, if they were locked in a room, who admits false, who admits false first?
To leave? Everyone said Phil out last pirate. Yeah, because both of them are narcissists, and narcissists never admit when they're wrong, and listen. Narcissism is a spectrum.
My wife says, I'm narcissistic sometimes and I have to check my ego and check myself, you know. And you know, and my wife also taught me that I used to only apologize, like my wife will not accept I'm sorry, but and then some excuse for why you did what. You know, she will not accept that. That's not an apology to her.
You can't add the butt. You just have to say I'm sorry, you know, and that's it. That's something my wife taught me, and she's right. A real apology has no butts.
You just say, you know, I fucked up and I'm sorry, and you know, I hope we can get past this. We usually work things out. See, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't know who the fuck this is.
Who the fuck is that? He doesn't know who one of the most popular streamers on you tubeiz. Yeah, he's pretty out of touch. He cares.
Why is everyone talking about him? I don't know, but I'm gonna show you what I mean. You ready? This is my Twitter timeline?
Are you ready for this? Here's my Twitter timeline right now? Okay, a ton of people followed me. Over one hundred new people followed me in the last like forty eight hours.
I may never reply to the original tweet of this guy comparing me to him or whatever. It has six hundred and sixteen likes. For some fucking reason, I really didn't know who this was, so I responded, who the fuck is that? And apparently people like that response even though I don't know who it is really, And then people started, Oh my god, people started tweeting this from six years ago.
This tweet that I put out six years ago that went at the time kind of went viral. Although it's certainly not my biggest tweet I've ever made. Twelve thousand likes is not viral. I don't get me.
This is the reason why I've had more people have been coming by reasoning. I don't know why. I don't get it. I literally don't know.
I don't know who that is. Pirates Software. What the fuck is pirate Software? His name?
His name? He goes by pirate Software, Like that's his actual name on the Internet. It's kind of a shitty name, though. Does it mean he Pirate's software.
I thought you guys said he was a game developer. Trending on Subway. What the hell I'm going I'm trending on Like if you go down into the subway right now in New York City, I'm down there trending. What are you talking about?
No, you're fucking moron. So everybody started sending Subway on Twitter. Subway's Twitter account pictures of dark Side Phil and Funny Ship because Phil like said their food is trash and all that kind of stuff. I think they were hoping that Subway would go after them.
You know, once in a while, the person that runs some of these fast food social media accounts get spicy. You know, he's a completely pro corporate guy. So Pirate Software's name is an oxymorn. Yeah, I mean that makes sense.
I guess it's supposed to be irony. I guess I don't know. Yeah, I know the Twitter, the Twitter, the sand Is it the sandwiches because I shot on subway sandwiches because they're fucking garbage? Yes, you're moron.
How am I trending with Subway. Because everybody's sending memes. To Jasper doing What did you just do? You knocked down my stuff?
His cat's trying to escape. Why are you over there pulling my wy just pulled down my charging station for my uh what do you call it? Joy cons Jasper? If you're gonna not, I.
Would reevaluate my position as well. Let me go pick it up. He knocked it over. Oh the camera was on the whole time.
Huh, I annoyed? Really, do spam Subway's account with my face that they deserve their food? Is fucking slot? Oh?
I blocked them. I blocked Subway. When did I do that? I apparently blocked Subway.
I don't remember blocking Subway, but apparently I did. Nice. Some people are my pictures, Not everyone, but some people are. What are the AI images?
Oh my god, look at this? Look at this, Look at this picture. What the hell is that? An AI generated seagull drinking shitty burger king drink from the other day, and I'm wearing a subway uh visor, what is going on?
This is what people do all day on the internet. They just make up the dumbest shit. Look at this because stupid that is Oh man, Yeah, I don't. I don't as they spam the subway with pictures of me.
See Jasper, what is happening, Jasper? What is happening? What is this? Pat's trying to escape.
He doesn't want to live with a loser. Kiddy, you can live here. Oh my goodness, what is that? Our subway sandwich is bad when you're the one who decide what goes on them?
Oh really agitated me? Here you go? You have to block anyway? I don't know.
Are responding to all subodys posts with my face posting go for it, keep doing it. Annoy the subway they deserve. It is awful and no one should be getting anything from there. Phil doesn't realize he's just being made fun of.
Exactly. He has no self awareness. This is the guy who says he does everything right. He did nothing wrong, constantly right.
Yeah, if if if my wife lived with them, my wife would have murdered. Yeah. Look, wow, people were doing it on July eighth, So people have been doing this non stop. Apparently, what the fuck it's me as, that's Rambo, that's me as Rambo.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on. They're making fun of you. Oh man, all right, Well, if that's what people want to do, go for destroy their fucking Twitter feed because they deserve it. Because Subway is complete garbage.
No one should be eating it. It's the lowest quality of fast food. For it. I didn't even know that was happening.
I had no idea. Wow. So on the one hand, I'm I'm trending because of pirate software games or whoever the fuck that is. I still don't stand.
And on the other hand, I'm all over Subway very nice. Meanwhile, I'm just here hanging out with you. Got to play some GTA four. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, you're right, you don't know what's going on. I really don't. You have no idea? You see this is the idiocy, right, How do you not know who pirate software is?
Well, because I covered things that are pertinent, I don't cover dumb, fucking meaningless on the Internet, No lolo, loser. I don't like subway myself, but I'm. Covering gaming news, actual news. I grew up in Philly, where we have something called Hogi's.
If you want a sandwich, you'd go get a Hogi, and you can get an Italian Hogi, a Turkey Hogi, you can get a I don't know. I always got a pepperoni and cheese hogy. I'm not big on sandwiches though, on cold food. My wife like is always like h because when we have to go somewhere, she packed sandwiches, and I'm like, uh, sandwiches.
You know, I'd rather take a little barbecue grill and just make hot dogs and hamburgers or something. I'm not really big. I just never my mother ruined me for lunch meat sandwiches because my mom would give me some shit lunch meat sandwich like ham and cheese, and I told her a thousand times I don't like ham, but it's eat a ham sandwich or starve. So I would eat the ham sandwich, and then for a while my mother was feeding us that turkey roll and chicken roll.
Do you know what that is? It's like not it's got some kind of fillers and shit in it. It's not like like if you go and you get turkey breast lunch meat, that's real turkey breast. That's I could eat that, But not turkey roll or chicken roll.
Shit, that's something's wrong with that. So my mom kind of ruined me for lunch meat sandwiches. I had that every day for the entire time I was in school, you know, until I was a little older. When I was in high school, I worked in the high school cafeteria, and I did that because I know I could eat all the food I want it and they had good hot food, you know.
They had cheeseburgers and veal palm sandwiches and chicken palm sandwiches and French fries and whatever. They had fresh doughnuts every morning. So I basically got a job to prevent myself from starving from my mother's bad sandwiches. But God bless hers.
You know, she tried, but she just wasn't good at the whole house. Yeah, it's glued meat, You're right, Arlee, that's I can't eat that shit. The five dollars foot longs and five dollars buffets kept me fed for years until I learned to cook. Yeah, I was a starving artist, so I lived pretty fast.
I had to or I would starve. I got really good at being like a ramen chef. You give me ramen or rice, I could make a decent meal, you know. So why the fuck would I care who the fuck pirate software is?
How does it affect anything in any meaningful way? And why does it matter to know who the fuck that guy is? It doesn't. Again, it's like these I keep telling you guys.
It's like farts in the way, like, oh, it's here for one moment, it really stinks and then it's gone. No one cares. And stars who hyper fixate and focus on shit for a no good fucking reason, and then they think that this like the most important thing. Let's all laugh about it for seventeen months.
Yeah, this guy's complaining people hyper fixate on things. This is a guy who likes I'm begging every day of his life. Be talking about move on? What the fuck time?
Mystery meat? Yes, that's what I used. Me and my brother would call it mystery meat sandwich. I shouldn't.
I shouldn't speak Bailey my mom, though, I'll tell you what when. Timmy you're late. We already talked about Ozzie and did a little tribute. You already missed it.
You're late to the game. And then you're saying we didn't talk about something. You missed it. When my when I was younger, I would go home for lunch because I went to the Catholic school that was just up the street.
You know, it was like two blocks from my house. So during grade school, in kindergarten, I would go home for lunch and my mom would make me like grilled cheese and you know, like hot lunch that she was good at. But packing food, uh uh nope. Never liked her packed lunch.
No, we did. You're just late, all right, probably between another five ten minutes, and we're gonna start with gameplay. Every building up a good crowd. Now, let's look almost the two hundred viewers on YouTube.
She did the best she could. We were poor. I was poor. We usually get some decent viewership.
We had that. We even had that welfare cheese wid Your mom would get this big five pound block of cheese and like if you don't have a deli slice or she would just cut it with a knife, so you'd end up with this cheese sandwich with this big ass block cheese and mustard on it. It was just this huge block of cheese on two pieces of bread. Me and my brother called those welfare sandwiches.
I do not know, fair cheese, right, But then something good eventually happened. She had a friend that had a deli, so she would take the five pm block to the deli and her friend would slice it on the deli slicer. Then it was edible. Now, when you're eating this big ass block of cheese, your mom just cut with the government cheese.
That's right. It was Govment cheese, that's right. And I remember when they were in some kind of free lunch program was and then started some kind of free lunch. I was so happy because I didn't have to eat the welfare cheese sandwich, the Govment cheese sandwich anymore.
Aha. Yeah, we were poor, grown up. You know what it would happen. My father was a bus driver and they would strike a lot, and when they would strike, my family had to go on food stamps because they could be out on strike for four months, six months waiting for the strike to end.
We had no money. Yeah, I did not enjoy being poor, but you know what's interesting, did you ever did anybody ever have that moment when they realized that they were poor? That sucks. Like when you're young enough and you're in blissful ignorance, you just don't know that you're that poor, you know, But then when you have that moment when you realize that you're poor.
You know, like the other kids in the in the neighborhood knew that we were on food stamps, and they would fuck with me and my brother. Me and my brother got in fist fights all the time. They were like, your dad's broke, you're a welfare We would get fights. Owen, we have hit all of our goals for this week.
Our goals for this week, which is why we are at seventy six out of eighty goals hit. If you're not aware, we are tries bolled MLB Big Bites or something like that. It's basically gourmet hot dogs, chicken sandwiches, some sides, and also some donut holes that they make. But it's a ghost kitchen, meaning they don't have a sit down location that sells food.
Yeah, they just problem with priorities and it's a tie in with the Major League Baseball supposed to be like, oh, you ordered these for the big game and you eat them when you're watching a baseball game at home. So we're going to test it, Okay, something unique and different. Never did anything like that, never had. Food from a ghost, and you were poor.
Let's keep that. Let's be sure to hit the goal today. So far we have two one dollar tips. Can we get our first.
I don't think I would change anything about my child, with a few exceptions, you know, like, uh, I don't know, some girl asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go with her, but I couldn't scrape up all that money. Like I would change that. I would have scraped up the money somehow, or you know. So being poor comes with a little bit of shame and like, uh, you know, bad feelings.
I would have changed that, but not much else. Deleasaco, thank you for the one pounds, super chat for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated. Well, let's face it, all so money talk, it sure does.
I grew up on hand me down clothes, food stamps, and I lived in a bus. Yeah, I had an older brother and all my clothes, everything that I had was hand me down for my brother, including bicycles, toys, Like everything that I owned was a hand me down. ABIs. What are your thoughts on time traveler John Teeter?
I think it was just a story, has absolutely no evidence. I don't believe John Teeter was a time traveler. I think he was a grifter. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane.
But thank you for your kindness. And I appreciate the question. Yeah, it's funny though, when you get a little older, you kind of appreciate that struggle of being poor, like I appreciate it being poor, or even in my early twenties when I was starving artist and I was you know, every week was like try to get enough gigs so you could eat, you know, and not have to work a shit day job that you hate. That was my goal every week.
At most weeks I did pretty good. But if I didn't, there was always girls around to feed me. So that was my strategy, Like if I don't have any food, one of the groupie girls would feed me or bring me groceries or something, you know. But it's interesting when you do start doing better financially, you appreciate think both my wife and me, we both grew up poor.
My wife grew up with six brothers and sisters and a single mom. Imagine that, a single mom with seven children. That's poor. A single mom with seven children, Right, that's one of those things, you know.
MHS three seventy expert of Verizon Tech Support. Thank you, christ Lee put a smile on my face. Christle TV is here fresh from Felting Ashton. Right, I'm now actually poor and like him, really bad with money, but at least taking care of my siblings better than he raised us.
Well, good for you. That's character building prodigal stunts. Yeah, so my wife and I both grew up poor. I think that made us appreciate things more.
I worry a little bit about my son's being spoiled, you know, like just little things are dear to me. Like when I grew up, we were lucky to have like a bag of chips around and some cereal for breakfast, you know, like one box of cereal and one bag of chips. You know, like my wife kind of goes ape shit with the snacks and it's ridiculous, like variety packs of chips. Do you want Doritos?
Do you want Freido's Do you want tower cream? And on you chips? Do you want barbecue chips? Do you want cheese curls?
Do you want Cheetos? Do you I like I that would blow my mind having that much selection as a child, right, things like that. But I think being poor it builds, It builds, it builds character, and it makes you appreciate things more. And also I think be and my wife are both extremely thrifty because we grew up poor and we know the value of things and the value of money.
I worry, you know, my son, I'm gonna already started to teach him the value of money. Like I make them clean. I'm you want a video game? Help me clean my office, And let me tell you that's an adventure.
Cleaning my office. There's like puppet shit on one side. There's like latex and mask stuff and paints everywhere and weird shit I'm working on in costumes. I'm trying to sell a costume for the circus.
Sew some puppets, some gluesome puppets shit together. Today he was helping me. We were putting eyes on one of the puppets. So I'm trying to taken the value of money, and while wow, look at that Number one has gifted twenty truth Seekers memberships.
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Here here's to stretching a dollar. I used to say my father could stretch a penny until it screamed a thank you for your kindness? Why did I spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. All right, we got to get through the pig growth. Here. We're super chain out of the day long the day.
Here's the supergler. This stream, the daytime stream on Tuesdays, is actually the dream that if you give a sub on Kick, it counts for me for this week, and I actually get paid for that in just a couple of days. So yeah, I love this. Like this is crackhead begging right here.
Listen, guys, I'm gonna get paid by Kick on Thursday, but I need you to give money by Tuesday so I can get it on Thursday, so I can spend it on a child's wrestling game like a crackhead, and then I'll be right back to begging after I spend all the money you give me that I get on Thursday. Right, It's ridiculous. This is crackhead level begging. This is always an important stream.
It's the last push for people for Kick support for the week. So let's get a good kickstream today. Get some support over there right now, right now, go on, who's going to be our first super chat of the day. Let's get a super chat.
And by the way, o pp, the animations for Donkey Kong are still in effect even though we're not playing Donkey Kong today. If you do a twenty dollars tip twenty dollars super chat ago, you'll get a special Donkey Kong animation sound effect. Okay, I forgot all about that. I didn't say I was going why not gamble are being stupid over on Kick.
You know, I have to watch myself because I consider myself very good at cards, card games, and but I'm so cheap that I can't get into gambling. I used to play poker with some of my male friends, but you know, like we'd have like everybody bring one hundred bucks and somebody would leave with the pot out of you know, five or six of us. That was my level of gambling. I don't do casinos.
My wife like slot machines. But I think the reason she likes him is because she always she always wins, Like every time that we've been in a casino and she's played slot machines. She's way ahead. I remember when we went.
We were in Vegas once and the room was an hour late, like we were going to check in and they're like, oh, sorry, sir, the room's not going to be ready for another hour. We're a little bit behind today. But fifty dollars in credit for the casino for both of you, and we were like, okay, I put the fifty bucks in my pocket. I'm like, I'm just going to cash the sale and I'll have fifty bucks.
Like I'm not. I'm not playing any of this shit. She put the fifty bucks in a slat machine in one like five. I suck at casinos.
I do not do casinos never. I'd rather do something real with the money, like go out to dinner or something. Billy, you all just you talk each other up with bullshit and then you make it like it's a fact. No, I said, we do a hangout session for a little bit twenty thirty minutes so that we can talk before we get into the gause.
It's not a hangout session. It's a beg session and. Play and then we start and we do around four hours of gameplay just because you're stupid doesn't make what you say true. He has for a half hour before the game.
You don't listen, and you make up your own ship and you all just circle drink each other all day. Believing what you say is true doesn't make it. This guy paid for at least BMW. Yeah, he's a fucking moron.
Lisa's up and get GTA. Yes, the only. Casino for the idiots have random nonsense and chat. I get anybody looking at him anyways.
Okay, did anybody see that segment they did recently with the guy and he was trying to get chicken fries out of the burger umpster. Oh my god, that was like the funniest shit I've seen on the internet in the years. I don't even remember who the guy is. I don't know who the guy is, but it doesn't matter who he is.
It was so fucking funny. It was. It was the best segment I've seen from them or anybody in a long long time. Let's get set off for g TA.
Shall we let me go grab the controller and then we'll get the cheer cover and everything and we'll get started. Yes, it's best to quick gambling. When you get when you get ahead, quit, Yeah, you know what I do like once in a while, those horse racing because he just put a couple of bucks on a wall. Not a big deal.
I'll do that. There's a guy who's been coming into YouTube chat and has literally every day've been spamming like pretty sock accounts at once, and then they all get banned and he just comes back anyway with twenty more. I mean, he's got to have no life. He's got to be one of these mentally deranged lunatics.
Olymptic loser. Yeah, Phil calling somebody a look. He accounts here, He's still trying to do it. Phil calling somebody a lymptic loser?
Like, how do you get I don't want to talk about his wife, but I will say this. I'll just say this, how do you get hard? That's all I'm gonna say, Like, how could you possibly fuck that thing? I just I don't know what I would do.
See a divorce attorney, I think, yeah, negotiat like the guy who worked there in. King Verbs. If you're here, or if any mods are here, please keep an eye on the YouTube chat. He looks like this guy is back yet again.
Oh think Caleb, I've been. Unreal dedication of hating. No, no, no, it's not unreal dedication of hating. Its mental illness.
The guy's mentally fucking snapped and should be incarcerated plus institutionalized for the rest of his life. No. I don't know if any of you know this, but if a casino knew that you are a professional magician, they generally try to get you out of their casino quickly because they know they know that you might employ those skills to take them and they don't like magicians playing, especially card games. Right.
I was asked to leave a casino in Atlantic City once with some friends, but it was probably because they knew that. It was like me and two magician friends, one of whom is a pretty well known card shark magician. He's a card magician, that's all he does. So they just one of the pit bosses came up and said, we would prefer a few guys uh played elsewhere, but enjoy your stay in Atlantic City or something like that, and we were like, oh, fuck.
Well, person acts like that, that's like actually mentally like broken kind of behaviors, you know what I mean? Book Well, Captain d W. Everybody else, not him. I acknowledge nice people because you're you're stupid, Like, oh, does you only acknowledge Wales?
No, I acknowledge people. That's why usually I don't acknowledge people on Kick, because you just most of you are not nice people. Right. He doesn't read or put on the screen any any comments except for the it's paid to play over there?
Well, your LARPers. I'm not stupid. There are a few nice people on KICK, and I do interact with them. But I'm not just going to interact with all the losers who were there to crap on me all day.
Yeah, many picture, that's how he gets that's simple. And he pretends it's a butt. Not But you see now people are doing the thumbs down email. That's because you can't handle reality.
When I tell you like it is, all of a sudden, you revert back to your whiny five year old ways. Oh Phil Peel told like it is a bunch of negative diapages times down. Oh man, No, I can said of wagers. But I'm the streamer.
I'm playing games. I'm not gonna see her iners and stuff all day. I'm gonna focus on the games and and on you guys and talk with you. I can't also be running wagers and doing all this other stuff.
I'm gonna play it, thank you. All right, let's get GTA up and running here. Let's begin with our gameplay, and let's get some support. We have had an unprecedented level of ongoing support this week so far.
You know, I haven't yet to really play. I played a little bit, but just like messing around with my son the latest GTA, I'm so far behind. I keep saying I'm going to play it, but I don't like I'm going to start, you know, playing. It multiple multiple goals hit on each stream, which has been absolutely amazing.
We're at seventy six out of eighty goals hit, right, absolutely great stuff. Let's keep that going. Let's get like I said, let's get our first super chat of the day. Let's get some subs over, Let's get momentum rolling so we can hit the goal again today and do DSP tries it in just a couple of days, which would be amazing.
All right, cool? Interested doing sponsored gambling streams. Some people have told me you've had gambling problems in the past. I've never gambled.
I think that back I went to casinos when I was younger. What they're talking about is mobile game bullshit, which is a. Mobile gam bullshit mobile game boys don't. I don't.
I have no clue how it works, all right, I don't know involved in it. I don't know what it has to do with anything. So we would have to talk about it to figure it out. Obviously it has to be obviously, everything has to be kosher and legal, and we'd have to discuss it.
I don't. Actually, one of my concerns would be I've heard what happens with these sponsored streams on kick is that they give you a whole bunch of like gambling credits to use. But technically I think that might be considered income, even though it's free. If it's considered income, then it's like taxable income, and that could fuck everything up.
So if that's the case, I don't even want to mess with it, you know what I mean? And I don't want to be working in some weird gray area where then in fucking five years, the IRS collaps me and says, oh, by the way, you were doing these gambling streams where they gave you like five thousand dollars of credits you didn't pack taxes on that, you know what I mean. That's actually my concern more so than oh I did some gambling on a stream or whatever it is taxable. Oh see, fuck, that doesn't that.
So let's say they give you five thousand dollars a free betting right and you play it all, you lose it all, Okay, no big deal, who cares it was free? Oops? You gotta pay taxes on that. But I don't want if I could pay taxes on five thousand dollars.
That was funny money, you know what I mean. So I don't. Makes sense. I don't Again, I don't understand it.
It sounds to me like you've done it and you get it. So if you want to like contact me behind the scenes about it and talk a little bit, I'm down to at least discuss it. But I don't know how it's gonna work. You know, I don't know anything about any of this shit.
I don't understand it. So, in other words, he's a moro on. Oh, I'm sorry, I forget you don't pay taxes up on the screen, and then I forgot to read it. I'm a little distracted.
I apologize, Bend go Horizon says, his begging and personality is so cringe. I hate that I was a fan once. Please don't hold it against me. Also, praise the cash, thank you Into Go Horizon, and yes for the for the love of money, praise to cash.
But just how you without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now. What I do now thanks to the kindness and generally of you supporters, including you into Go Horizon, and thank you very much.
It's a business expense, you idiot. Yeah, I don't know. My wife's an account. I'd have to ask her opinion on this matter.
You know, I don't know. I don't know how that works. I will check in once again with the kick support. Nothing to call out over there.
I'm gonna start bitching at you people. I'm gonna turn the kickstream off, turn the camera off. I don't know, right, just a few more minutes and we can balance out here. Draw it.
You see this is weird already. I'm confused withdraw. So there's a virtual account somewhere. Oh man.
All right, Well, if you want to talk about it, contact me behind the scenes. If you can either DM me on Twitter or you can't well ex whatever, you can email because I don't want to talk about publicly with these idiots. You know, Field's going to do public gaming. I didn't say I was doing that.
I don't. I'd like to. I agree, Yeah, kill those are You got to understand anything that I do is scrutinized to the maximum by literally obsessed ill people. So anything I have, so I got everything, I cover every possible aspect of what people could do to fuck with me with it, like seriously, and most people don't have to deal with that ship but I do.
That's why I don't do charity streams. That's why I don't do any of this stuff where they can fuck around, you know what I mean. So, yeah, must be a shame of your life. I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun.
I think it would actually be somebody. But these people would do everything they possibly could to try to get me in trouble for some new you know, that's how they are. Okay, we are back. Let's begin.
Everybody here we go. And by the way, so I'll just do one final plug. Guys, please support today's stream. Yeah, one final plug?
How much you would have bet he begged like a crackhead for the whole four hour stream. I'll do one final asking for supports on PC. We just entered uh Bohan and we're starting to do the missions here and it would be great if you could support G four. We've had a great time playing this game so far the last few weeks, looking forward to more today about four hours a game play.
We're gonna try to get to hopefully the next segment of the game, which would be awesome if we do. And we've been hitting goals every single stream. We're on patient DF tries it within the next few days. So let's get some momentum going.
Let's get our first super chat, our first sub of the day, let's get some different kinds of support, and let's go all right, here we go, Hello everyone, and welcome back. It's time for more Granted Auto four with mods on PC. He's got the money drip going bag piggy bag right or so. I'll take some comments and questions live chat before we bounce on out of here.
It's supposed to rain all weekend at the cabin, which I'm not very happy about. It's going to rain on Friday, it's going to rain on Saturday, and it's going to rain on Sunday. My wife might not even go, And I don't know if I'm gonna go, because you know, there's not much to do there if it rains all weekend. And we have unfortunately been there a few times when it rained Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
And with two kids, and especially my younger son with no PlayStation, he is not going to be a happy camper sitting around for three days in the rain inside the cabin. So we got to figure out what we're gonna do. Ethan Ralph says, having free in Latin America tax free bitch. Uh he really does.
Yeah, dsp really does sound like Whinie Wilcock, did you. Oh, I'll share this. We'll do a little bit of bonus content today. So christ Ley, who's one of the CGI and VFX artist that has been felting the shit out of Ashton Forbes, sent me this.
This is this is awesome. This is Ashton Forbes calling in to tech support. Laked audio reportedly captures explosive call between m H three seventy expert and Verizon Tech Support. Welcome to Horizon FiOS Tech support.
My name is Day. How can I help you this evening? Dave? I'm gonna make that guy hang himself.
Excuse me, sir, excuse me. Tonight, sir? My internet is cooked. Somebody should just messing with my internet?
Okay, sir? Can I just connect job? The poker's definitely attacking my internet right now? Okay, sir?
Can I just confirm your name? And I don't act information? Please? How fucking dumb do you have to be to not realize who I am?
I am the expert on the m A three seven zero videos. I have a top biggest clear even though I'm a complete and total fraud. It's not my fault though orbes they made tarted. Just need to confirm your name.
My name is. My address, Thank you, sir. What's the problem tonight? My mom doesn't want to talk to me anymore because I haven't had consensual sex with a woman ever in my life.
Okay, having internet connection problems? Connect my AI girlfriend later for this comingup with that boutet okay white literally mentally ill? Okay, you were in My internet is cooked? Orbs orbs orbs.
Why are the orbs up my butthole? I think they make a cream for that orbs. Highlighted by the space Jews excuse me, space jewics the Internet. Well, sir, I have found some issues on the diagnostics, so you know, I'm I'm just gonna go ahead and mail you a new motor.
Is there anything else I can help you with before I end this call? Yeah? I can imagine how many times like sexual but. Like gay is like the uncool way that we used to say in the nineties.
I'm ending the calls. Wow, thanks a lot. Sorry, what's your name again? Thank you mentally ill retard.
Day suffer Verizon Tech. That's something else. Thank you Chrystley for a little bit of bonus material. Wow.
Yeah, So I'll be up and heading towards the cabin. I think I decided. I think I've decided that even if my wife doesn't go, I'm gonna go. I just took a new workstation PC there and it's not the best, but it's it's plenty these for some editing and things like that, audio and video.
So I need to finish the last push for the Internet in sanity circus uh pre production, and so if I could get that weekend with no kids screaming in my ear, and no distractions. Think I could get everything I need to get done done to get the show launched. Maybe, if not the first week weekend. It's gonna the Internet and Saturday Circus shows are going to be on Saturday nights at eight pm.
I might not make I might not, of course make this first week in August, but get the things that I need to get done. I'm sure that I could get this get it ready for the second week in August. I'd really like that. I'd like to get things going and get that started.
I've been working on this show for quite some time, trying to get it together. Another preview that I posted today, This is one of the you know, like the opening Bumpers Circus themed. Of course this came out pretty good. Yes, I worked in a call center.
I know that is the case of all call centers. Yes, dump the subs. Think it worth my while? Yes, maaping pig well.
I chose the Internet in Sanitay's Circus because I thought it'd be easy to theme it. You know the theme the show zsp Mom's asses. We're gonna check in with those guys. Maybe we'll watch a little bit together before I bounce out.
Let me sit here if we're gonna find our channel. Got him? So there, we got it. We've got a intro for one of the shows.
I'm hoping to have enough bumpers that we don't have to keep playing the same shows and things like that. Let me check in with the Casino Boys. Mh okay, we'll share a little bit of their show. I'm gonna be going over there to watch as soon as this broadcast ends.
That's where we do. O. Gosh, wait that. Just cry somewhere in meanwhile in Renton was just fucking sobbing his fucking shell plashy did anyone.
See fucking still today? Phil was fucking losing his mind. I brought segment from that as a preview for Friday. All on Friday, the Phil fucking Mario.
Carg because of one because he was suffering. I almost I almost donated for him to hit the goal, like do I just didn'xtend the suffering and force him to keep playing this game. But I had to stand strong and withhold. It was the one time you're rooting for him to hit the goal.
You know, if he hits this goal, yeah he's gonna have to keep playing it again. Yeah and again. It's just every single time he played it was an opportunity for him to get fucked with so many detractors joining his lobby, and just the names are so fucking funny, like job Linda ashes Clinton's. So his mom's name is Linda.
You know, I'm such a bastard, you know, even though I'm like, you know, Phil's dead mom wife. Fat wife, the user a funny ship. They are. Like, really have to take it this far with Phil, Like, holy fu, by the way, we.
Got Kitty Kitty Kenny first for ten. For you Phil, nine for ten looks Panda was seventeen was. Ground. They're playing commercial music, so I can't I can put it back to you?
Wow, Bunji on Lynn does grave? I'm pressing wrong? Chat want to piss off Phil's mother's graveness? Yeah, I hope that doesn't get my stream.
I can cut it later though, maybe. A DJ ray. Scroll up, my scroller, what the fuck? Scroll up?
It has an update Kenny Kenny Kenny for another fifty. So my god, God bless him. Cash bitches. Uh, there we go.
Good enough. That's not enough, Ben, How. Do you live? How do you live?
If you're all for the fucking yes, crazy, Yes they're banking every day. God blessing. I want to learn. I'm thankful for the support I have, but holy ship that they have hot support.
We got a great show. He was in tears, and we'll do that. But yes we might do retros look back on certain people. Uh, and I don't know if people are into or not.
Some people are saying we want link Kara, and I think everyone to do would. Call the car. Okay, we're gonna cut out of that. I don't want to like I feel like I'm commentating over the casino, but uh, after I end my stream, you should go on over there.
It's just go to kick dot com and put Keino Casino gaming one word and go over to their stream. I'll be in their live chat shortly. I have a few things to finish up and then I will be over there. But for now, we have done our due diligence.
I want to thank all of you kind and generous benefactors. Will check in one more time with the see if there's any kick support to call out for those that I am aware, we read every super chat. We thank every person who becomes a subscriber on Kick or gives a sub on kick Live on air. We read all the super chats, we read the PayPal pledges.
I'll check in with those as well, just to make sure we don't have anything new to call out. And we thank everybody who buys me all the links to help or in the description of the video. So we have Maria with a twenty dollars super chat saying please cover more Ashton Forbes. I don't know about that, Maria, but since you gave me twenty bucks, I might do one more if we might.
If the crashout gets worse, I will consider it. Right, but I think he's pretty much crashed out already. Right. They get a lot of support, but they take a lot of vacations while DSP bags three hundred and sixty five days a year.
Yeah, I agree with PPP said this, and I totally agree with him. You can't be like I know somebody that does stream seventies a week, and I'm sure for one hundred percent of fact they make less money than I do here and they stream four or five hours for seven days a week, but they're constantly there. The audience never gets that. To miss you, you gotta make the audience miss you and look for a return.
I haven't really had much vacations, but I take three four day weekends, so you know, I can't. I can't really bitch that I need a vacation if I have a three day work week, Like really, you know I heard DSP never takes vacation and only begs like a crackhead. You are correct, sir, You are correct sir. Yeah, suffer Stephen Cambian, what You're the one in the comments tell me all the time, aren't you?
Angel makers? Huh? It's one of those things. So we've done our due diligence.
Thank you, Maria for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Dude, I'm going to make so much money. This is insane, all right. We don't have any but nobody's bought me a beer or a coffee in a while.
But that's fine. I want to thank everybody for the support that we do get. Thanks to you, Patreon supporters, you YouTube channel members, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting subs on Kick, you people gifting memberships like Number one, Thank you so much for your kindness, generosity and support. Today Number one gifted twenty gifted YouTube subs.
Love to see that it expands our community. Thank you to the people sending super chats, superstickers and hey, they're super thanks. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit that thanks button and throw a couple bucks in our by text. I thank every one of those that I see when I see them, I usually do see everyone, So thank you all.
So we've done our due diligence. And that's the news, folks. Haha. Yeah, I'm going to be likely be at the CAP weekend, but I've left Friday open.
I have one more bit of business to share with you. Let me see if I could go to our channel and share that tab this weekend. We missed the Roswell anniversary, but I'm Roswell Deep Dive this weekend. It is twenty hours of interviews with the world's greatest authors, experts, and researchers of the Roswell Incident.
It's a three part series. I've uploaded two of them. I have to That's one of the things I have to do tonight is upload the third one, and that will be tomorrow night at seven pm. That will be Saturday night at seven pm and Sunday night at seven pm.
Each of the parts is six to eight hours, but I think five and a half. Once five and a half, one's six and one is eight. It works out to about, you know, twenty hours of Roswell col and it is, in my opinion still to this day, the best deep dive on the Roswell crash event that has ever been put together. So this is the Roswell Anniversary deep dive.
It was just the anniversary July seventh deepest dive into the Roswell mystery ever undertaken. I'm showing you a part two, but it doesn't really matter. And these are the experts we have. Why is that weird?
Yeah, I don't know why that's weird. That is weird anyway. The experts involved in this deep dive is we have Don Schmidt, who wrote several books on Roswell. Kevin Randall again wrote several books on the Roswell incident, Cal Korf.
We have ratt Ufo expert Tom Carey who wrote several books on Roswell. We have Walter Bosley, and we have Stanton Friedman and also Jeremy Rise also knows as alien scientists. So please do tune in this weekend and I'm reading if we get any support during the Roswell Marathon. I will be reading all the super chats live on Monday's show, so please don't be shy.
I know people want to save their support for when I'm live, but please do support these marathons so I can keep running them and make a little extra money for the channel while I'm doing other things with my family or prepping this Internet and Sanity Circus show. I would truly, truly appreciate it. So all I got for your friends, Thank you all for the tremendous support. Tonight.
I had a lot of fun catching up with Beggar side crackhead Phil and believe it or not, this is the twentieth time that covered Phill the Beggar. I'm not sure if we're going to keep doing these every time I do when I go, I don't know if I want to keep doing this, But then this asshole does more cringe worthy shit and I feel like I want to talk about it. So anyway, for now, that's all I got for your friends. Good night, and God bless all of you.
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The game you see he wants to play. You must had to go little. He don't win. He needs the cash to play for chair.
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Transcript
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My mills, the electric bill, the internet bill, the condo feeds, my mortgage, my taxes, my back taxes, my current taxes, I stay taxes, my funeral taps, my tax journey, my tax don my tax accountance, my bankruptcy lawyer, all of my credit card and final settle. A new laptop is my all of Robin. Greetings and salutations friends, and welcome back. And I am a bit behind in the despicable world of dark Side Phil, but I thought that I would just hop on here and we could catch up together.
When to take a moment to welcome in the live chat, whether you're chatting on YouTube or on Twitch or on kick welcome, one and all will take a moment to do some kick dot com shout outs, and I've posted some esers to the internet and sanity kick Only show which will be beginning next month, but I still have not set a date. But I'm happy to announce that I did finally find some co hosts. So what I've decided to do is have a guest co host every week, except I will probably do the first one maybe two shows solo, and then we will bring in the guest co hosts and far I have confirmed two guest show hosts and you may be familiar with them. The first is Links former Low Cow Queen and the second will be Grace Thorpe, former Low Cal Queen.
So I think it will be interesting. A few people have expressed to me their concern like this is not going to go well. Steven, I understand that these are controversial ladies. Kind of the point, friends, we're gonna we're gonna do our best to you know, promoted and see what happens.
So just some shout outs. We've got Ray Gunner in the live chat. I see sector PPP's cracked chilla. Is that what it is?
Cracked chilla? What crack child? Oh pppe s crack child. Okay, well that one makes sense.
I see Winter Soldier, scopely CFO, Pelanquin and more there. So shout out to you kick chatters. Yeah, so recently he has wage quit the dark Side. Phil has wage quit yet again.
So this one is he gets demolished in Mario Kart because apparently all the detractors went onto the online gaming system and we're purposefully somehow matching with Phil. I'll play against him, and they just all go in there and he's trying to race and they're just throwing shit at him. The whole time. Suffer Mario Kart dreams.
Right. I love that he is like very proud of how good he is at Mario Kart, because I'm pretty sure that my nine year old son beat him. In fact, I would put I would bet my house that my nine year old son could could beat him in that game, or Donkey qualcom. He wage quit GTA four because of one stream.
That's interesting, So we'll take a few comments and questions. Thirty five games wage quit so far this year. Wow, wow, I love how he blames the game right. And meanwhile, there's like hot chicks on on Twitch that will literally stream any game and they get thousands of viewers and thousands of dollars of stream and people love them because you know, they're entertaining, and I guess they're attractive.
The sp literally said today they're not donations, they are support crowdfunding. His semantics are tiring, as are his lies. I agree with you, So I'm gonna check in with the kicks. Nothing to call out so far on any side, So don't make me do the dark side, Phil super Big or Sam Right?
Can we get some kick support? Can we get some gifted subs? Can we get some gifted YouTube memberships? Can we get some new members?
Can we get some super chats, some PayPal donations? Yeah? Works for Phil, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah.
Before we begin, I'm going to share. I will share this Internet in sanity circus sort of preview. I don't want to beg like Phil, so I'm gonna have the foul mouth puppets. Just just do it for me, right, I think this is a great idea.
Let me share my screen here. And the good news is I've done a tremendous amount of puppets, and work on the puppets are getting better as I sort of get used to doing puppetry again. And of course I am cheating. I will admit I'm using a digital animator, so I'm with the making the performance, you know, live as best I can.
Then we cheat, and I think that's okay. I'm sure some pure puppetry fanned things like that, but I don't care. Whatever looks the best. So here's one of our begging monkeys.
Besides dark Side Phil. We're gonna have begging monkeys, and I'm working on a way that they will all be like dark Side Phil will sit in the middle and the begging monkeys will sit on soon. I haven't gotten that part done, but it's going to be interesting anyway. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus.
We want to take a moment to thank all you big supporters. Let's get some more sub bombs tonight. Friends, Let's get some subs. Let's go.
Time to praise the cash. Praise the cash, cash, bitches, So don't be a BROKEI loser leach. It's time to get your wallet out and send us some money, lots of it, motherfucker. Some quality positive content ain't cheap.
This fucking circus doesn't run on peanuts, cheap bitches. Runs on one thing. It runs on. Casht your wallet or purse and buy your ticket.
No circus for you, you brokey bitch. Broke, be a brokey bitch. Support the circus by buying a ticket today. And let's get crazy up in this motherfucker.
Let's go, let's get some subs. Let's praise the cash. Welcome to the Internet, insanity circus. Let's go.
Welcome to the Internet. All right. So there you have it. That's one preview of the begging monkeys.
And I see that the begging monkey. Look the monkey worked. This shit works. Look at as soon as the monkey started bitching it, every we got, we got some super chats.
So thank you for that. Nathan Knall is here and he says, you can't live like a child and get upset that you won't give it a child's allowance. That's I guess that's a good point, right. But we thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Much appreciate it. Why do I spend the money? So? Just why did I spend all that money?
Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm going to get more money. Yeah, I'll get more too.
The begging monkey worked out great. It worked do you York fifty five? Is here? Is anyone else seeing a pattern with these people in video games?
I know Ashton Forms has a law history being a poor sport loser, rage quitting child in multiple games and banned. I didn't know that, but it would seem to reason, you know, because he's such a fucking that dude is totally unhinged. But thank you for your kindness. Without going in the specific yet again, yeah I have no money.
I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now? Detract a coo? Is that what's no?
Well? Saco? I apologize, Hey Steve, how are you doing big ups and f the grifters? Yeah?
The monkey cursed enough for me, So I'm going to try to not drop too many F bombs today. Because I want my sixteen dollars of ad revenue or whatever I usually get right. But thank you for your kindness and big ups. Right back to you, Del Saco.
I hope I'm saying that right. Op. I have a dangerously little bank account. Please hit me today, but thanks to Del Sokko, it's a little less low and we like that.
Davidson, you should do another stream with that DSP mask. I have it right here. If we hit the goal tonight, I'll do a segment as Dark Side Phil with the mask. I have it right here.
It's pretty creepy. Actually, when it's all I put, I had to cut. The first set of hair didn't go so well, so I had to cut it off. It's all stitched after result.
I had to cut it off, and eventually I'm gonna have to glue the Dark Side Phil hair on. But I have this right here. That's my Dark Side Phil Beggar mask. Yeah, and this is one of those creepy things like my wife won't clean my office because she gets spooped.
Once one time she thought I had a human head in a bag. It was one of these. Yes, thank you David Davidson for your kindness. Generosity and support.
Much appreciate it. I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Oh?
We have patio patio mezza. I was rewatching your stream with Phil when you brought up the polygraph, and Phil smugly asked for what reason? I never wanted to fight someone so bad, I think. And by the way, for those unaware, like Ian and Triple P Ashton, we talked about it in advance and I told Ashton that I have this polygraph, And of course the first thing that he says is can you put Phil on it?
And I go, well, yeah, but he'd have to come to me or I'd have to go to him. And where does he live? Washington? And P was like, I'll pay, I'll pay the flight.
You get that thing, put it in can you ticket? And I was like, yeah, I could put in a carry on. It's small, it's a laptop and some sensors and software basically, but it's one of the better ones. I know of several people in law enforcement that use this model.
But anyway, yeah, he is great. What great content it would have been to put him on the lie detector. That would have been incredible and he could have made a lot of money, I could have got a free vacation of rent in Washington. Not that I've ever wanted to go to renton Washington, right, Uh yeah, but thank you for your kindness.
The dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, we're gonna we're gonna get into this now, We're gonna get into the Mario Kart felton ing because this shit is funny as hell, I think, uh the fact that like people just fucking went to go play against him. And by the way, in case you haven't already seen it, let me see if I could find it. One of the people who got matched up with him, one of the people that got matched up with him in Mario Kart was Power of Truth PPP.
Look at this. This is incredible. Al what are the add PPP says I legit just beat Phil and Mario Kart PPP one ah suffer Suffer video game expert, professional video game guy. Right, what a piece of shit.
I love? And we have Deli Sako again. Ha, you got my name right? Not so many people dot cracking open some cold one tomorrow night for you.
Yeah. I hope to do a little bit of that tonight. But I got to take it easy because I have my son tomorrow. Both of them.
This summer vacation is killing me, you know, but I got a limit, right when I have the kids to worry about the next day. On the weekends, my wife kind of covers for me and lets me go. You know, have more than a few. But one of the things, uh, oh, Joseph M says, can I send you something?
Do you have an email that I can send to? Yeah, let me get you that. It's a truth Seeker show at gmail dot com. I always put it up on the screen because people screw it up.
They put an extra s in there. It's one truth Seeker, then the word show all one word at gmail dot com and we thank you for sharing. We'll see and then I'm gonna get into the pig roasting material. What the hell happened to the Oh?
I got it? Okay, all right? So he crashed out something fierce and I'm here for it. And these clips come from DSP Memology one oh one.
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Well, guys, guess what, No one, no ten dollars contribution, So I'm just gonna play with Bowser again. I don't know what else to say. Ten bucks to pick the next racer, and I'm still waiting, So let's go Bowser one more time. Hopefully this fucker is charging people ten dollars to change the racer, like he's also charging people twenty dollars to name something in his Minecraft place.
Or Jesus Christ, dude, please. Someone will do a ten dollars contribution so that we can switch characters. Also, remember, I'm keeping Mario Kart in the rotation as long as we get support and hit the goals. We don't hit the goal tonight, then this is it for Mario Kart.
We're retiring. In other words, if you guys don't pay me good to play a child's game, I'm not going to play this child's game anymore. So there, all right, Princess Luna just did a ten dollars super chat. Thank you.
Princess Luna. Just play as the ghost, so that would. Be somebody actually paid him to change the character. Like, okay, king boo, correct, all right, thank you, Princess Luna.
You're the chap, No, you're tired for top super Chat of the night. All right, yeah, well hit us. We both got hit, but there was no item. I love how he's so bad at this and he's a professional video game player.
People got hit by something invisible. That's great. Everyone got items with me? Oh no, I didn't get items either.
What happened there? I didn't get hit by the lightning somehow, but I also didn't get any items. People are just who would just hit me? Couldn't see it?
But oh something blew up. Couldn't see it. Maybe it was a oboma. I could see it.
See it, phil, Oh, here, let me change things. Here, you can make the tick baker. Then I could do animuff eliminated. There's nothing I could do it.
I got flattened by an item unstoppable. Yep, that's say it's over. Nothing could be done item use. I was playing perfectly well and then get hit by a random item mcking avoid.
Yeah, Charlie sucks. So I went down. Yeah I lost points for that bull of ship nonsense, complete nonsense. A guys, remember ten dollars contribution you pick the next razor twenty bucks you get to pick the racer the car I drive, and you will get a special animation on the stream in honor of the Donkey Kong Bonanza played.
For to lose. Yeah, every day of his life. Please let's get some support. Go.
We will have Mario Kart again next week with the goal to night. We are retiring Mario Kart World. Okay, I promise, of course, I. Get no item pull.
It should be it should be drafting. And then all of a sudden I got hit by a speaker, but I wasn't near anyone. I don't know who hit me with the speaker. Maybe they were behind every time.
I don't know what they want to do. Here, you're getting hit and stop by items. I can't stop this. Seriously fucking stupid and the game is stupid.
If he's not doing well at it, maybe you're stupid. Oh man, that was It's done. Don't use what was that item use? Nothing I can do to catch up, and I had it.
I was there, I was top four item use at the last minute. Nothing I can do again again. Well, at least I'm many top eight, but still again lose again? Why abuse?
Not driving? Skilled? Item abuse every single time? Every single freaking alright, all right, guys, who's going to be the next person to pick the racer?
Houser in kinghop But we need the next racer selection, So whoever the next ten dollars contributor is, you will pick Wow the other random explosion out of nowhere. No, you dummy. The tractors are in there feltering you. What what was it it said?
I was at eighteen? It's at eighteenth across the finish line. Finished eight Yeah, got some. Great online player right there.
Eighteenth not in the top twenty. Hey me, now for a new character, bitches, praise the cash? Yes, yes, great game. I got a call up with gimmicks like this, like give me twenty dollars and I'll drink a beer.
That is that good? All right, I'll drink a beer. All right, kids, team a ten dollars super chat and he's saying, will to change characters for some support. Let's give Bowser Junior a chance.
Okay, let's do one more were King booses that one will show short? We'll do one more, then we'll swap the Bowser Junior. That was absolutely ridiculously short. How fucking stupid was he?
Not? Raise cash? Crazy? Yes, you're in eighteenth, you're eliminated great online play, amazing connection for forty eight bucks of support.
I'll do it for free, but almost a. Third of a way to our goal. Yes, we have about an hour and eighteen that's left on the stream, so guys, please, like I swear now, we can certainly use some kick support once again. Today we've had at whatsoever.
We have a single sub on the action and nothing here on the lad Street appreciated anything else. Save us from the sausage party Jemmy Jackson. Oh, we have our leaning too, so. I have no clue how they just passed me.
Oh the hammer actually didn't hit me. You give. There, get him? Captain Jeonglue Bicard dies in front of your face and using a necklace to give to his his side hose, bastard child, What the fuck are you talking about?
Arlene? Thanks for the moderation. The split has the best edits. It's a combo bullshit.
I don't know I'm supposed to stop getting hit from combo bullshit, Nor do I know how to a boy getting hit by god like flowers that they're all getting behind him right seven bullshit? He just drove right into a log. He wonders why he started to do him. Yes, he wants money to lose behave de third.
Oh man, that was a good That was a good race though. I actually liked that. And again that was like only the first time I saw the end of that. Every time I'm getting to the end of these races.
So that was good. That was a lot of corner taking, Like that was the most ever in any race. I think I know, I have that clip he said almost got a draft. Man.
I wanted to choke him when I heard what he said about Ousie Diet. He's like, well, it's perfect timing for him to die, That's what he said. It was perfect time. And there's so many bombs.
How were there three or four? Dude? There's still more. There's so many bombs.
I've never seen such a cavalcade, such an endless slut of bombs. What just happened? Are you draw unlimited bombs? He has?
I don't know what I'm done. Guys like, I can't come back now, there's no items to be had, I have no speed, I can't catch y'all. This is ridiculous. The but bombs completely screwed me.
I don't even know how that was possible. Look, I zero coins. I'm so done. There's no items here, there's no way to come back.
Yeah, that's the problem is there's no items here at all. So no, once you get hit there, you're done. Yeah, there was endless bombs. What happened?
How does that many bombs even freaking get spall into the game. There's like ten twelve bombs in a row? What's that bomb died? It's perfect timing.
I was just there. Yeah, yeah, absolutely I. Can do here. Wow.
Still nothing I can do endlessly hit over and over and combo with no way, no items. Wow. Yes, blame the game, Phil, blame the game. I can't nothing.
I can do nothing to be done, man, hit by a million items? Now complete nonsense. He sucks in my freaking golden mushroom. Don has nothing to do with me, stole my golden mushroom mid boost get hit by a random shell out of nowhere.
Nothing I can do about it? A bullshit no still required. Listen. I'm convinced that dark Side Phil could literally make more money working at McDonald's if you take away the fake last minute hail mary uh anonymous donations that he fakes.
Really, I think he's doing very poorly as a streamer. Now, I don't know, Maybe I'm I'm misinformed because I've watched my son watch some of the twitch streamer game streamers that he watches, and it seems like they make I don't know, a couple thousand dollars stream the ones that my son are watching, so you know, one hundred and fifty hours of stream and he's faking the one hundred and fifty sometimes, right, bro. The unpredictability of the game is on purpose. It's for children and families to give everyone a chance to win.
Exactly. Yeah, let's go, everyone, says Keno Drome News. I hear there's I want to make this one a short show tonight. Apparently Keno has a show that's going to be incredible that Triple P has been working on for several months, and I know how he is collecting materials and I am completely unfamiliar with the material.
If I get a chance, I'll play there. I'll play their like their preview bumper for it. But it seems like right, it seems pretty Keno show tonight. Friends, garbage fucking game.
You can't do anything about it. It's fucking complete. Garbage, absolute fucking trash. I did nothing wrong, whatsoever.
I did nothing wrong game, I did everything right. Yeah, awful, shit, it's his mantra, absolutely awful. I mean, I'm maintaining I'm getting the first place and consistently holding it every race. And then items items I those items items.
Okay, I lose Fuck this all right? One more Bowser Junior. Then we go to Bowser again, and we needed another one. Guys, we need to know who's tact eleven that's supporting the stream.
Yeah, let's get some more support. We're only at sixty eight bucks, only a third. We haven't even hit the halfway point of the goal, and there's only about it's left on the stream. Who he's watching?
I don't I don't know. I'm just glad that my son is over other stuff that he used to watch. Like does anybody if you got kids, you probably know, But if you don't have kids, you have no idea who this is. There's a children's entertainer named Blippy who is the most annoying fucking guy I've ever seen in my life.
And he looks like, uh, somebody you won't want near your children, if you know what I mean. But my son loved him and for years that's all he watched on YouTube was Blippy. I'm just glad he's over that now. Yes, I have heard of Cyrax.
I've seen the clips of him shitting his pants and his mom yelling at him when he shit his pants on stream. But and I thought about doing a show on him. But then I just look at him and I go that, dude's life's hard enough. Like I felt sorry for him, Right, dude, Phil literally explained the psychology behind taking don the way Pirate Software did.
Yeah, I don't. I'm going to do a show on Pirate Software because I don't believe that he is who he pretends to be. I think Pirate Software is a total fraud and a NEPO baby. The only reason he got to work at Blizzard is because his father was one of the you know, longtime employee and one of the founders sort of a Blizzard, And he drops that in every every chance he gets, Well, I worked at Blizzard.
I worked at Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzard Entertainment, I worked at Blizzard Entertainment. Congratulations, your daddy got you a low paying, like entry level, shitty job there, right, Cyrax is an admitted PDF file. Yeah, I don't know.
Man, he even fakes his voice to make it sound deeper. Yeah, he forgets occasionally. People with actual disabilities should not be bullied. Yeah, that's cyrac guy has obviously got some kind of issues, mental or otherwise.
And I don't feel good, especially having a special needs son. I wouldn't feel good making fun of that guy, just like I wouldn't make I wouldn't make fun of a kid with down syndrome, like he doesn't have dancers room. But there's obviously something's wrong with that guy. Bomb.
Yeah, I called bullshit on that claim. I was a bit of a hacker. Of course, look at this, are you kidding? I might not qualify.
I get hit by two to three things in a row. That's amazing. From is definitely like learning disabled, this developmentally disabled. We used to see it right slow.
Okay, I just got screwed right there. Absolutely I did. God, Yeah, and wow again, dude, how many times in a row I'm gonna get hit? That was like six to seven in a row of kids.
Wonderful. Yeah, And just so everybody's aware, Phil is so stupid that he doesn't realize that the tractors are going in this game just with him. They know he's going to be in there, and they go match up with him and then they hit him. They throw shit at him, bombs.
What stuff get him? Like? When does the race begin? What?
What? I was mid boost? Yet I still got hitting flattened? Yeah?
This match I can take you right now is completely trash. The connections many see what I mean? It's it's just a shitty match. You can tell he likely has a textbook narcissist.
He never admits that he does anything wrong. That's typical narcissism. How didn't you unite him? Great thing I can do about that?
Donny Krueger effect. To get an item at some point, if there ever are any still. Looking psychological Phil is about seven to eight years old. I wouldn't doubt that he definitely doesn't have the mentality.
Of a grown adult man or the mental gray matter of a grown adult man. Okay, then that's pretty much the perfect combination of items that I could have received. Oh, I don't know what hit me? How could I even have gotten?
I have a shell, So what hit me? I would like an explanation? I can't see what the fuck? Suffer?
Court racing loser? What's going on? It's how you responding, I christed my speaker, don't didn't hop, I couldn't power side. He didn't hop.
What is going on? The controller is not working? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
All of a sudden, it just stopped responding. Even I went to speaker, he went ahead of me. That I like, IEM, I can't catch out. Yep, complete trash.
Y amazing gameplay. This is complete trash. Literally just hit hit hit hit, hit hit hit. Wanted to take it so serious.
And I get an item and I go to first hit again, like, okay, trash gameplay. Yeah, all right, we got about forty minutes left on the stream. You're not even this is probably it's gonna be a big crazy hill Mary for us to hit a goal and there's no contibution coming, So I think this is it. I hope you guys are in the final stream of Mario Kart World.
Yeah, he didn't get enough money, so he's gonna he did have a good but this. Is almost two months. Pretty good for a game with only three hours of compulated for two months. Huh.
I'll share that, bron. This is why he killed on the items. Everyone's ow you should bag it bag the item till you need it. I can't.
Everyone always takes it with lightning. I always lose my items no matter what. So bagging actually doesn't fucking work. The game's fault friend, that is.
Oh, somebody just and they hit him again, got two of them? Wow? Just keep hitting me endless items. I'm done again with stupid full ship.
I'm done. There's no items available. Get ber. They hit you with endless items, don't.
I didn't do anything wrong, nothing wrong, everything with like seventeen items. Garbage, poor garbage game play from a garbage game. This is why I don't want to play, of course, Caleb, what do you know? I'm seriously can't you drive in well and you get lucky so mad like top four, or you just get completely boned by bad luck over and over and there's nothing you can do about it, criminal and everyone else in the world, and you got Jack Didley ship.
I can't. I cannot, I cannot like empathize with that. I have to drive on the highway every week to get to him from my cabin. I do one hundred one hundred miles each way every weekend, and most of it is highway.
Opinion on Trump being named in the files and all hail Mary did classifications to get the voter base distracted. Yeah, I really don't know. Like I don't do politics. People come here to avoid politics pradical stunts.
But I appreciate you asking me. I do find it a little crazy that you know, people have been arrested for child trafficking and yet we still don't know who the clients of that child trafficking was. Didn't Julane Maxwell get convicted of child trafficking then who was she trafficking children to? And why don't we have the right to know?
And why are the grand jury files sealed? And you know, I don't know. I try not to get too crazy conspiratorial, but it does seem like, you know, I mean, there's verified evidence in proof that Trump used to hang out with him, So who knows? For highway driving easier on the brakes and other components, Yeah, highway miles are always better than stopping go, especially city Trafficway driving feels safer than city driving to me.
It's fast, sure, but you don't have to worry about randos running red lights and t boning you or pedestrians you are left. I feel the same way I just I don't know. I take these back highways. I take highways to the cabin, but I don't take the turnpike.
I could shave t minutes off my trip on the turnpike, but the turnpike I don't like it because everybody's doing eighty five ninety and I have an older car. I don't think my car could consistently do eighty five or ninety for a long period's you know eight axl the donkey eighty one with one for the goal. Honestly going to miss these Mario Kart crashouts. I hope he loses viewership by dropping the game.
Bigs upstick hopes. You hope you are well. I am doing fantastic and I hope you are too. Exual the DOCY eighty one.
Thank you for your kindness. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Yeah.
I just generally do avoid the politics here, and part of the reason is, no matter what I say on a certain issue, whether it be the president or whoever, I feel like I'm going to piss off half of the audience because half of the audience hates Trump and half there's big supporters of Trump. So who knows me. I'm sort of I'm sort of a libertarian kind of person like I and I don't generally vote at all. I just think, you know, people say, well, you don't have a right to complain if you don't vote.
Yes, I do because I didn't elect any of these fucking morons you guys, did you know? And I don't like people who are because both sides of the are criminals in my opinion, they're corrupt criminals, both the Republicans and the Democrats. So these people that are ra rah rah the left or rab rah rah the right, I kind of feel like, great, you picked one side of the criminals, and you think your criminals are less criminals than the other criminals they're all, don't I don't get involved in that. Yeah.
The only thing I've voted in is a cabin We have a company, and there's voting there for certain issues, but there's a kangaroo court to Karen's and they always win, Like, for example, can you believe this? We already had a rule where my cabin is that nobody's allowed to have fireworks because somebody was shooting off big fireworks and they burnt somebody's house, like they're a roof caught on fire because the fireworks fell on their roof. But now they've banned fireworks of any kind, including sparklers. That's right, your kids cannot have spullers on the fourth July.
These Karens, Man, they've gone too far, these fucking Karens. We're gonna vote sparklers back in if I get anything. It's so stupid. And oh poppets, you have a boy?
You ever, if you have boys, especially, you know what poppets are. There's there's little white things you throw them and they it's not even it's not anywhere near even firecracker. It's pretty low yield. You know.
I don't think those things are a problem. But whatever, not my fault. Fuck this game two different sides of the same coin. Yeah, two wings, one bird.
That's it really is a boring I do feel like it should be a much better game, but they didn't put. Any both control by special interests exactly. Put zero effort into a game that should have performance opa setting. It really is sad.
Are you Nintendo to know? Oh man, I bought that first party Nintendo game. Interesting, tons of fun right in front of me. I have this huge room in my basement and right in front of me is a two person set which I haven't used yet.
I've shown pictures of it. What generally happens for those unaware, I was going to do a show with the polygraph live, and so somebody will come on the show tell their story, and then we polygraph them to see if they're telling the truth about their amazing or strange. I've had four people sign up and all four canceled when it came time to tape the uh just or do the stream. We're going to do them live.
You can email me the story you want to tell at Truthseeker Show at gmail dot com. If you can get here, I will do that, mister Flores. And yeah, you have a COO A cabin owners Association something like that. Yeah, I guess people call it HOA and listen in the Poconos, I don't generally would never sign up for an HOA, But in the Poconos every community is an HOA because the locals can't do things like plow the roads and deal with the trash and everything.
So you've got to have some small local government. But the problem is is that the Karens get involved, right like the Karens try to stop me from building my cabin there. They did everything they could to stop me and almost had to go to court. I had to go to Kangaroo court, you know, and plead my case to the Karens.
And I went there and basically I went there with a letter from lawyers threatening them because I used a state law in order to build my cabin. It's called a recreational cabin after David Law, and so they really didn't like this because it made me permit exempt, no inspections and all this, and so I had to go to the Kangaroo court and basically my argument was your local stupid rules are not laws, and I am using a state law which allows me to build this cabin here on Pennsylvania land. Basically, fuck you, Karen's, I'm doing it. Sue me.
And then they back down when they realized like they got They paid a lawyer to look at my paperwork and then the lawyer told them, like, you can't stop them. I heard the eater. But interestingly now they're very friendly to me because my cabin is beautiful and it has become a landmark in that place, like people come and take pictures and you know I always have I call it an audience. My wife is always like, jeez, you got an audience, and I'm like yeah, Like people will come while I'm working on the cabin and just sit in the road and watch me work or whatever.
You know. But it's a beautiful court. What may or a cabin. Just look up cordwood masonry.
It's like building walls like instead of bricks, though you're using logs. I embezzled thousands of dollars from one of my jobs, got fired, but no charges because I pocketed the money off cameras and no physical eviden It's good for you, Jesse, sharing your crimes live right. Karens are my biggest detractor, right, Yeah? Is the light detector?
Calibrate it? Yeah? Yeah, h tem to attract petty tyrants like flies to waste, They're ridiculous. You give somebody a little if you really want to see what kind of a person somebody is, give them a little bit of power, just a little bit, and see what kind of person they become.
Right, And for a while a lot of people in that community wanted me to become a board member because I'm one of the people that just I won't take any shit from the Karens. I push back on them, but I didn't want to get involved, you know, I was, I'll just pay my dues and complain. You know, Oh, let's continue anymore. Not this one, ask for sure.
This one is like actually taking that feeling away from me where I don't know if I get played into first party and find out, I'm gonna get a good game anymore because this one they didn't even try. Yeah, I'm having a similar problem in property, but to try to get this game to be people who want to tell me what I cannot cannot build my own property, yeah, thank you. And you know, the new property, I'm getting a little bit of pushback, uh, a little bit of pushback from the local, but it's from the local township. They just never dealt with I don't know, they never dealt with a recreational cabin after David.
And there's some you know, oh, we have to make sure this is legal. Well, you know, get your township solicitor lawyer on it and figure it out. Because I'm not stopping. I basically told the permit guy, I've given you all the paperwork that I'm required to give you by law.
I'm not stopping my projects. You let me know what you want to do. You want to find me, you want to take me to court? What are we going to do here?
And then I basically told the permit guy like, don't you have like mini malls being considered in your township right now? And he said yes, several, And I said, well, then I would think that you, as the permit guy, have more important concerns than a guy building a little log shack in the woods. And before I had an acre, but now I have seven. So basically I've been told by other people there that when you have that much property, they kind of back off.
They're like, well, he's got seven acres, Like we can't tell him what to do on seven acres. Caleb says, I used to live in an Ahoa in Arizona, and I flew a pow Mia flag and some karen tried to get me thrown out. So when they found out I was a veteran, I went to the ho with my right full end in uniform. That's how you deal with these fucking karens.
Caleb, good for you, Good for you, That's how you deal with them. You just you refuse to allow them to have any authority over you, and then they generally crash out and then they leave you alone. That's been my experience. Okay, what have you say, can't see anything, I'm gonna dook my items.
I got the speed boos, but it took my item. Hit hit combokombombo. Contractors in there smacking this out of dsp Yeah. I hit buy a car and he went forward.
Couldn't happen. He's a nicer guy. I buy a car and he kept maintained momentum and it's still ahead of you. You know what I mean.
So this is not happening to you right now. What's happening is the deck code's bad. It's showing him driving into the car. He's not really hitting the car.
Then that code apparably stupid and showed me. So it's a they coded the game wrong because I'm losing. In other words, yeah, they coded the game wrong because I'm losing. Blue show nothing I can do, Yeah, nothing I can.
My thing happened is twelve by sixteen, Just enough rooms get ruby ridged. Yeah yeah, man, nothing I can do here whatsoever? Waiting you can try to get speedback. Where feet is small.
Yeah, look it got slided. I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty annoying. No worry, they're gonna come back.
See blueeshell. I can't believe this grown man's fining the same video game as my nine year old is fine. Guardian first item used nothing, I did wrong. I used item nothing.
I I did nothing. I didn't get back to fucking first anyway. Complete fucking trash. Master.
Betty is here with some supporter. He needs glasses for sure. He can't see Dad Farhead know about it, unreal succer. Can't cash what I do.
I can't catch donkey call if I had another fucking item and another fucking item and another item. Praise the cash, mister, Betty. Very kind of you. Okay, nothing I knew about that.
You go again, man, I gotta find it. Okay, nothing I do about that. I can't move. I can't hit them at all.
I'm stuck. I can't move. I literally can't move. I can't move.
Nothing I could, dud dude, what the fuck do you want me to fucking do? You fucking idiots Nintendo endless kids with items you keep giving behind me. There's no driving involved. You're so fucking dumb.
You have lost their way so much. The game is so unfucking fun to play because these idiots get the good items. It's so hard fun. I'm driving, well, I'm doing my strategy.
Look what I did. I perfectly did the strategy lightning ball, wait until I passed everyone. Then when I was already in the lead, use the fucking bullet. Now I'm light years ahead.
How to catch up? Oh blue shell item item? I tell you do it, Caleb, and you can't play the game. I literally can't fucking play the fucking game.
God, they're dumb, all right, guys. With a new character from Bowser, He's going to do a ten dollars contribution and pick the next character. And if we don't get more, hit the goal tonight. This is it for Mario part World.
We're not gonna make a wage quit. The wage quit is coming. Of course. I'm done.
I can't get out of the grass now. I'm using my boost to get a head cheated. I'm fucked now. I can't get out of the grass, unfucking Blie, I can't get out.
Fucking ass games sucks, my dick, fucking stupid game sucks. I hit her with banana peels ahead. How the fuck is she of me? You're right, archer On, Yeah, we need some detractors.
Smack him. What the world's most perfect green shell bounds? And now a random explosion that didn't fucking exist? This game barbage?
A green shell random bounces? Well hit you there, On fucking. Says he legit has the most toushable face. I swear this game shows my bass.
I can't argue with that one. But let's face it also money talk man, this give me. Such a thanks for letting talk to me. Big support from Della sock.
Let's get some more support. Don't make me beg like Phil Dude. Three fucking red shells, three red shells? Yeah, oh thank you.
Charles McDonald, long time show supporter with ten dollars Canadian, says I would rather watch you play video games than this fool. You know, I'm trying to figure that out. This software I use stream Yard, I can share my screen, but for some reason, it doesn't share the video games sound and I don't know why. I have no idea why.
I guess I need a capture card or something. I don't know. I'm gonna try to figure it out, though, because I would like to. I mean I have a Twitch channel, and I think my Twitch channel is doing nothing.
There may be two viewers over there now. I was thinking of switching the Twitch channel to just streaming retro video games, and by retro I mean real retro like old Doss games and Mega games, Super Nintendo Jennis, that kind of stuff, because that's my error, right. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated.
Day one views, Day one infleetd views. Make the money, Gee, thanks for the money, dummy, Give me the money. I can't wait for the money. I just care about money that I just can't help it.
I'm so just enveloped in reed and money. I need money. I need money. He needs that money, he really really does, but I need it more.
I just bought a forest and I'm a little broke right now. Zamalias for two dollars Canadian. I'm just waiting for Project Gravitur to release. Uh.
Yeah, me too, honestly. Uh, it's gonna be one of the It's gonna be a fluff piece, though, I guarantee it. Cash money, Bitches, cash money. Thank you for the cash, cash money money.
We'll check in with the kick support. Do we have anything to call out over there? Don't make me start bitching about kick support like Phil no money, no honey, right emulator Steve use retro art did. But I'm telling you.
If I share my screen on YouTube, it plays the sound. If I share my screen from like, say, an audio editor, it shares the sound. Video editor, it shares the sound on the stream. If I play a video game, it does not share the sound.
So the only way I've figured a work around is to just take off my headphones and let the music play and then go into the microphone. But that sucks. That's pretty shitty, right. I don't know.
I've never streamed games, so I'll have to figure it out or talk to somebody that actually does. Caleb builds a piece. He finally good for you. I've been too lazy lately.
I just buy. I like to just buy Xeon workstations with a good video card and then I don't have to mess with it. You know. I just the older I get, the less time I have for projects like that.
Supposed to avoid three fucking brad shells, dumb fox. The answer is you don't. The game is busted garbage, and you lose all right, it does this game suck busted garbage? Oh my god, he's crashing out so hard.
Own real all right, I was doing fine until I can hit by three red shells in a row. All right. Princess Luna has done another ten dollars super Chances plays the coin coffer. That's the little green guy, right, Okay.
I can't believe people are willing to pay him money to switch characters or anything. Pay him money to do anything. We will do that, So thank you for that. Yeah, character, I know characters were teleporting.
Things were not legit. I'm telling you. What Nintendo did is they hid the fact that the neck code sucks. Why not an if there's lag, they literally don't put that like orbs so you'll see character, they'll disappear.
And we said I was in sixth two characters disappeared and reappeared in front of me. Oh you're yeah. I spent my life building computers. I used to do that Dark Jasper give it a song.
I worked for one of those. Remember back in the day, there was like a local place you could go to and they bought computers. We just bought all the parts from China and we would assemble computers and have different levels, you know, But that was so long ago. I was like early penny days, you know.
Rise in nine ninety two hundred and eighteen gigs of d d NA video RTX fifty ninety nice, sixteen hundred power supply, two terabyte SSD, four terabyte gaming SSD, and my old one terabyte SSD for my PS five. Great. Yeah, it sounds like a nice rig. Pig Roads is threatening to sue detractor.
His lawyer is going to answer for five to six k just to start the process. Money he doesn't have. Does what have anything to do with UFOs? Tonight show no recording Streaming Software OBS?
I know, I have no I I've tried to learn OBS a few times so far. The only thing I've used OBS four is to pipe in the green screen, because the green screen is better than stream yard or eb MUCKs or any other streaming software. Eight gigs not to eighteen. Yeah, I figured that stupid computers supposed to be starting just now, well better late than ever.
How do you even have two hundred and eighteen gigs? Yeah? What do you use that much for? I don't I don't know.
I think thirty two or sixty four should be sufficient, but I don't play the latest Triple A titles, so you may need that for some of these Monster games. So dark Side Jasper, thank you. We got one piece of contribution today from Kick. That's it.
Dark Side Jasper is literally the only person to contribute from Kick tonight. All right, thank you. Well he's doing better than me. I haven't gotten any Kick support.
It's a broken crowd over there. Phil get used to it. So it's going to be coin coffer and it's very well could be the end of Mario Kart as we know it, because I'm not playing it again. If we don't hit the goal.
We're at eighty three. I think we're eighty yeah, eighty. So now it would be your time if you like Mario Kart and you want to see continue to do be not it is going sayonara, all right guys, last uh twenty minutes or so of Mario Yeah, catts the stream and extends Mario Kart's life till next week. Google Chrome, Yeah you do.
Oh, I didn't even know you could go up here. I had absolutely no clue you could go up there. Huh yeah, but it didn't help. Bill still stuck.
Great, no item and the part where I really needed items right here, like eighth place. Of course it was thirty forty. Of course. Not I'm gonna hit by nothing.
Literally nothing has connected with me, but I'm I'm already in last no clue, what the fuck hit me? No way to recover. It's funny that he's getting some pissed off at a fucking game for ten. Year old.
World. Wow, flat, it's got to the channel. How much have been point blanks? I could even see it.
I'm fifteen. No, I don't know which character use. Yep, yeah, I'll say right now. Coin Pawper is not my style.
He's weak, like I always use the I like guys with good acceleration, but he has like no speed at all. He fucking is dead slow and he's going max. My favorite workstations have Zeons and them. I just like them.
They you know, like I have legit burned out processors before, but never have I burned out a Xeon. They're designed for heavy loading, and you know, sometimes I do things like render eight hour videos that are compilations of True Seekers episodes or whatever. So with something of than a Xeon, you could be you. You could really you could burn out your processor if you rendered a lot with a MDS or regular Intel processors.
But Zeons are designed for high load, high heat, so generally I prefer them because I've never burnt one out. And meanwhile, I've burned out tons of AMD and regular Intel process but my dad as Xeon computer. Yeah good. Uh.
Somebody said that PPP is the CALC motorcycle towards the end. Okay, all right, we're gonna see PPP them. You can't hang with anyone, they're all passing them. Oh, Nick, thanks for a two dollars super chain.
I have no idea what you're talking about. All right, guys, were eighty five bucks of support. I'm probably doing one to two more racists tonight and that is it. So now will be your last chance.
If you, like Mario, get the hell Mary to get the money. To get fishbone. Cool. Jeff, it's the goal.
It's right on your screen. That's what you need to take. The goal literally above your head. Just look up at the top of the screen.
Wow. Wow, Wow. Couldn't control them at all, and I didn't get an item. I couldn't control him, and I couldn't give an item.
When I drove over to the controller's fault. It's the programmer's fault. It's Nintendo's fault. I suck at games.
Oh yes, this is the twitch chat. You're probably the only one over there. It actually slows down to feltram. I got hit mid jump.
I got hit mid fucking jump. Yes, they are wow, great game. And for example, in this PC, I have two processors. You know that each are four cores, so I don't know, and hyper threading.
I don't know. I just think that they're much better. I've never had any problems, and so you can buy like a secondhand zon works pretty cheap now, so that's what I always do. I just buy a secondhand z on workstation and I throw a decent video card in it.
This PC i'm streaming on now, it just has a ten eighty and so does my other streaming PC. You know. It's funny though, For the longest time I thought I had to upgrade to a monster PC because the video editing software I was using was taking so long to render videos. But then I didn't realize that I was using a thirty two bit video editor, wondering why it was taking hours and hours and hours to rent dur like a twenty five minute video.
That was why, And not only was the thirty two bit, but the render engine and it was horrifically slow, and I didn't know it. I just thought that was the computer. So I upgraded my PCs and it was still slow, and I was like, what the fuck? And then I had a friend look at it and he was like, you know how old this video are you using?
Is? It's thirty two bit and the render engine blows. I threw the red hill at that guy in front of me. It hit the guy who's behind me.
Yeah, I thought about it. I love a sixty four and a. Guy that was behind me. Coming.
It makes sense, of course. There's the way I get and I get bullied off the track. Yeah, this d I really do, Like, I don't need a fort or any of that. It's all about's trash.
It's a trash fucking game. It's not made for competiti to play at all. Fuck you and fuck this fucking game. Fuck this fucking leg piece of ship game, wrong.
Speed Extend Tear player. It's preparable from my garbage. All right, I want to get like at least one more game. Man.
Oh look we got his speed up. Yeah that's expensive that's uh. I won't have a fifty nine day until they're less than a thousand. I would say probably go eagle.
Eric v A is long about party? Has it done all because of Blue Shell's over? Everybody passed them. All.
Nothing I did wrong. I was in first, then I'm in an amazing gameplay high it's a piece of guard. Get everything right. It's garbage first, Then I'm in a nothing I can do sucks my ass.
Yeah, that's really all I have to say about this part. It's terrible garbage. It's terrible, like the good diarrhea, liquid gaming diarrhea. All right, last match, so this is it.
This could be the final match of Mario Kart World. Last chance to support the game. It's done there, all right? Yeah, I was driving, Well, I'm in first, Oh Blue Shell that it's unavoidable.
Eighth place you lose. I don't like laptops, So really, we're gonna make. Games like that. It's supposed to be oh fun competitive vot in the middle of the match because the game is a fucking unbalanced post.
Then don't make it. Don't make it, all right, don't charge people eighty dollars for your fucking garbage game development rush job bullshit, I couldn't work three hours of content. If your game sucks, your game is still a piece of fucking donkey shit, no competitive play at all. Just don't make it.
Stop making games. Make a mebos, just a memos, all right, guys, the potential finals ever in Mario Kart World. Here we go, guys, Like this is historic. The sp plays his final Mario part game.
Oh my god, such positive, meaningful content as he bitches and cries and complains the whole time, like it's like listening to your everybody have like a I did it. I finally won. I finally fucking won my second winever in Knockout Tour. I did it with fucking coin collector, whatever the hell it's called.
Oh, I did it finally Finally Ship. I guess if it has to end tonight, that's a hell of a way to end it. With my second ever freaking win. And the stream snipers were in the lobby and still couldn't take me down, and Pizza Boy, good dude, them to so much money to good Ship, good fucking Ship, the.
Thank you Master, Betty. Very awesome, man, It's this simple. This game is not very good just being honest, this game is not very good. This game is all apparently I was lucky there.
You notice no one got a blueshell. But it was a fun game for the nostalgia factor. Seriously, that was my favorite part about Mario cart World, the fact that they rot back a lot of the classic tracks. They combined them.
Now, that's why I knock Out was my favorite part. That's why I get away between the tracks. Man, this game, this is not worth eighty dollars. It is one of the biggest ripoffs Nintendo has ever done.
No exaggeration, it's just damn they messed it up. What the fuck is Nintendo? What a ripoff? But again, will they ever get called out for it?
No? Why? Oh? Because it was the switch to launch title.
So that's okay, right eighty dollars. No. Actually, it's a huge ripoff, way overpriced, and sadly a game that I'm probably like, I'll never play it again, you know what I mean, Like, why would I ever go back to? Why would I play?
I know that is insanely stressful and not fun. I know that the nostalgia bait is last a little bit, but I don't know anyway, Thank you guys, Stewart just gifted a membership. Thank you Stewart for the gifted membership. There still didn't hit the goal through.
I mean, let's be honest, I could tell that you guys are tired of it too, at least those of you who actually support my content. So three hours shot. People who actually like dark Side Phil are tired of Super Mario Kart World. You know there's people that actually like Phil.
It's not all hate views, man. I did get a good amount of content out of it. Thank you to those who did watch and did support the content of Mario Kart World while I played it. But now it looks like it is officially time to give it a rest.
All right, all right? Well, always good to end it on a doub thank you for watching Mario Kart World. Now we only have to wait another fifteen years for them to make another one. He only made like eighty bucks for this whole stream.
Lose, sir, Will it be good? I'll be honest, I don't really have hope after this one. I actually feel like they're not going to treat this franchise seriously, which is sad because they should. It's a flagship game.
The franchise sad man. But anyway, thank you for watching Mario Kart World. See you in the future for more switch to coverage. Alrighty folks, So that's going to be it for tonight.
Man, I'm so happy I got the win. I am the last match getting the win is am says, Oh, Phil, why are you not going to play it anymore? I've alright said from the start I will keep games in rotation if you guys like them and you support them. I said that from the start.
This was not a misconception. This is not you know, and tonight again it didn't happen. I mean, there's that it looks like it was. And then last minute someone came in into like a giant contract.
Oh thank you. I appreciate that. Charles McDonald says, my alter ego on Twitch is handing out gifted subs. Well, that's very very kind of you, and it convinces me of one thing.
Dude, I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane. Thank you, Charles McDonald. Get a Twitch paycheck every three or four months, though, when it passes whatever that threshold is, I don't know what the threshold is.
I forget it. How to even check in with that. I just every once in a while I notice on my bank statement, like every three or four months I get fifty dollars something. Twitch has not been very successful, but it's been better than Rumble Odyssey and a few others.
We've tried pill dot net that didn't work out for me either. But thank you Charles McDonald. We'll give you a big shout out, and thank you to the twitch chat as well for getting some subs over there. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
Much appreciate it. The dollars signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, all right, let's finish this shit. Bulls crying at the end.
That didn't happen this time. So it is what it is. Okay, guys overra having a good time again. If you are, please like the stream, liking the stream hill for engagement, and if anyone could go above and beyond and support in any other way, I would appreciate that.
Uh please low Knife for support, which. Is Notourry is playing another children's game. Myself, but I'm probably not gonna be playing this long term if people don't support the streams. Just being honest, people are saying why didn't Jeff save the stream?
I don't know. Jeff apparently said he was gonna save Mono Cart tonight, and all we gotta do is hit the hundred fifty dollars goal and we're at ninety two and we have it. So that's why Mario Cart. He didn't make eighty dollars, he made ninety two.
That simple, that simple. You know you notice attendance over for Mario Card because the trolls. The trolls send in their fucking stupid stream Stiper squad. Yeah, I still win.
Bet you won one one race. I still do well. How many trolls trying and uh once again they'll still say I suck at the game, which is hilarious. Right No, no live Daily Rap.
I'm going offline right now. It should wear glasses. I told you I'm not messing around anymore with this last minute stuff, sitting around hoping that someone's gonna contribute. I gotta go to beg for fifteen minutes.
I will say thank you all. I'm disappointed for a great Mario Kart stream and thanks to those who did support all along the ride. But I guess it's time to move on to new stuff. Okay, your game sucks.
He he's still a piece of fucking donkey shit. All right, We'll get into the next video, which is Phil saying the worst shit you could possibly say about somebody that just died, which just confirmed me that he's got some kind of mental deficiency. Phil, like, I don't know if he's autistic or there's something wrong with him, because a normal person doesn't, you know, speak ill of the dead. It's generally considered rude.
Right, the guy just died, right sort And this this came from Snort getting this clip. Be sure to subscribe on YouTube. What's going on? Everyone?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, Good morning. Everybody who's just joining, because a lot of people are just joining. I see, So we'll say this now, but of course everyone's gonna bring it up all day. Osbourne.
He just passed away, Uh nearly enough? What insane timing. He just had his farewell tour concert where he announced it was his final concert ever and supposedly he raised like a ridiculous amount of money for charity, and now like two weeks later he passed away. So if there was ever good timing, holy crap, absolutely perfect.
You know, I'm sure all his biggest fans were there. There you go, so uh yeah, rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness. Thank you Charles B on Twitch for getting some subject. You know how you do it.
Thirty seven months Rememory said he saw money. Everyone do a line for aligned for Rozzy. Do not do that. Please, do not do that.
That guy, he said, like as people are saying, he's one of the last rock stars people from that era who really lived the crazy life of a rock star, the partying, the drugs, the craziness. Uh hooy. But what a life to live. Yeah, what an idiot raising money for charity.
Crazy. He saw that kind of second life because he had his first life as part of Black Sabbath and then a solo artist. But then when reality TV started being a big thing in the two thousands, and you know, he had his show, I forget what it was called, but he Hadn's reality show and that propelled him to start him a second time for completely different reasons. So he's been in and out of, you know, fame for a long ass time.
Yeah, I'm looking at this, which is crazy legend. Yeah, on Sunday we did DSP tries it. Yes, on Sday we did DSP tries it. Today is Tuesday.
We are at seventy six out of eighty goals to do the next DSP tries it. I know he's talking like anything absolutely. Outstanding this week. You know, I've been having a musician going I don't know why.
It's like we've had quite a few people coming out of the world. And I talked about it on last night's show, like Ozzie was a huge influence on me in Black Sabbath, on my childhood and just what made me want to learn to play guitars, and Ozzie is one of those people that made me win or in a band, and it kind of probably helped that. I was fucking terrible at every instrument I tried. I tried bass, I tried guitar, I tried drums.
The only thing I was decent at was keyboards. But most of the bands that I wanted to play keyboards and didn't want a keyboard player, they were like, yeah, that's gay. They didn't want to you know, everybody just wanted to be like grungy or rock, and so I just kind of defaulted to like, well, I'll be the singer. Then what happened was I tried to start a band of my own, and I tried out like twenty singers and they were all worse than me.
So I finally just said I'll be the singer, and by default, I became the singer of the band. You know, Mama hits hard now. It hits hard for me every time I hear it because I told the story. Last night when my father died, I was going home to my mother's, my childhood home, and that song came on the radio.
And to this day, every time I hear that song, I think about the night my father died and going home to my mom. It makes me very emotional. New episode to this guy reacting yeah, yeah, well, let's see what else stupid shit he has to say. Woodwork saying hey, I'm a longtime fan.
I'm coming back to joining all and to watch your stuff and support it, and I'm like, wow, that's amazing, thank you. The other thing is, if you guys don't know, I guess I'm trending on Twitter because of this whole stupid Pirate Games thing, which I still don't understand. Like I guess someone had made a tweet. He's not trending on Twitter.
He's a moron a few days ago with me versus pirate games that everyone basically responds said, no, Phil is like the ultimate survivor. There is no way that they would ever if you went up against pirate games. Pirate games would be crushed games? And what and who the fuck is pirate game?
Just so I don't get it? Who is this person? Why is everyone talking about I'm lost. You guys have tried to explain to me.
Oh, he's the guy who's against stop killing games. Okay, so why is everyone talking about it? Because he's a fucking moron. Oh, it's pirate software, not pirate games.
All the game companies are shipping their pants. You mean, we're not going to be able to just sell people games and then wait a few years and say you can't name anymore. Nobody should not support stop killing games. In my opinion, you know, back in the day, you've got a physical copy of a game on CD or DVD or cartridge whatever.
Once you buy the game, you could play it forever. That's the way it should be. These fucking game companies have gotten too much power, and I hate like my son, you know, PlayStation five will not hold that many games. Oh you can get an extra hard drive or what.
Yeah, I know, but still so that's always an issue. And downloading the games take so long, the updates take so long. A ra with Kanye Generous five says Phil naturally ignores contexts. The post said, if they were locked in a room, who admits false, who admits false first?
To leave? Everyone said Phil out last pirate. Yeah, because both of them are narcissists, and narcissists never admit when they're wrong, and listen. Narcissism is a spectrum.
My wife says, I'm narcissistic sometimes and I have to check my ego and check myself, you know. And you know, and my wife also taught me that I used to only apologize, like my wife will not accept I'm sorry, but and then some excuse for why you did what. You know, she will not accept that. That's not an apology to her.
You can't add the butt. You just have to say I'm sorry, you know, and that's it. That's something my wife taught me, and she's right. A real apology has no butts.
You just say, you know, I fucked up and I'm sorry, and you know, I hope we can get past this. We usually work things out. See, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't know who the fuck this is.
Who the fuck is that? He doesn't know who one of the most popular streamers on you tubeiz. Yeah, he's pretty out of touch. He cares.
Why is everyone talking about him? I don't know, but I'm gonna show you what I mean. You ready? This is my Twitter timeline?
Are you ready for this? Here's my Twitter timeline right now? Okay, a ton of people followed me. Over one hundred new people followed me in the last like forty eight hours.
I may never reply to the original tweet of this guy comparing me to him or whatever. It has six hundred and sixteen likes. For some fucking reason, I really didn't know who this was, so I responded, who the fuck is that? And apparently people like that response even though I don't know who it is really, And then people started, Oh my god, people started tweeting this from six years ago.
This tweet that I put out six years ago that went at the time kind of went viral. Although it's certainly not my biggest tweet I've ever made. Twelve thousand likes is not viral. I don't get me.
This is the reason why I've had more people have been coming by reasoning. I don't know why. I don't get it. I literally don't know.
I don't know who that is. Pirates Software. What the fuck is pirate Software? His name?
His name? He goes by pirate Software, Like that's his actual name on the Internet. It's kind of a shitty name, though. Does it mean he Pirate's software.
I thought you guys said he was a game developer. Trending on Subway. What the hell I'm going I'm trending on Like if you go down into the subway right now in New York City, I'm down there trending. What are you talking about?
No, you're fucking moron. So everybody started sending Subway on Twitter. Subway's Twitter account pictures of dark Side Phil and Funny Ship because Phil like said their food is trash and all that kind of stuff. I think they were hoping that Subway would go after them.
You know, once in a while, the person that runs some of these fast food social media accounts get spicy. You know, he's a completely pro corporate guy. So Pirate Software's name is an oxymorn. Yeah, I mean that makes sense.
I guess it's supposed to be irony. I guess I don't know. Yeah, I know the Twitter, the Twitter, the sand Is it the sandwiches because I shot on subway sandwiches because they're fucking garbage? Yes, you're moron.
How am I trending with Subway. Because everybody's sending memes. To Jasper doing What did you just do? You knocked down my stuff?
His cat's trying to escape. Why are you over there pulling my wy just pulled down my charging station for my uh what do you call it? Joy cons Jasper? If you're gonna not, I.
Would reevaluate my position as well. Let me go pick it up. He knocked it over. Oh the camera was on the whole time.
Huh, I annoyed? Really, do spam Subway's account with my face that they deserve their food? Is fucking slot? Oh?
I blocked them. I blocked Subway. When did I do that? I apparently blocked Subway.
I don't remember blocking Subway, but apparently I did. Nice. Some people are my pictures, Not everyone, but some people are. What are the AI images?
Oh my god, look at this? Look at this, Look at this picture. What the hell is that? An AI generated seagull drinking shitty burger king drink from the other day, and I'm wearing a subway uh visor, what is going on?
This is what people do all day on the internet. They just make up the dumbest shit. Look at this because stupid that is Oh man, Yeah, I don't. I don't as they spam the subway with pictures of me.
See Jasper, what is happening, Jasper? What is happening? What is this? Pat's trying to escape.
He doesn't want to live with a loser. Kiddy, you can live here. Oh my goodness, what is that? Our subway sandwich is bad when you're the one who decide what goes on them?
Oh really agitated me? Here you go? You have to block anyway? I don't know.
Are responding to all subodys posts with my face posting go for it, keep doing it. Annoy the subway they deserve. It is awful and no one should be getting anything from there. Phil doesn't realize he's just being made fun of.
Exactly. He has no self awareness. This is the guy who says he does everything right. He did nothing wrong, constantly right.
Yeah, if if if my wife lived with them, my wife would have murdered. Yeah. Look, wow, people were doing it on July eighth, So people have been doing this non stop. Apparently, what the fuck it's me as, that's Rambo, that's me as Rambo.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on. They're making fun of you. Oh man, all right, Well, if that's what people want to do, go for destroy their fucking Twitter feed because they deserve it. Because Subway is complete garbage.
No one should be eating it. It's the lowest quality of fast food. For it. I didn't even know that was happening.
I had no idea. Wow. So on the one hand, I'm I'm trending because of pirate software games or whoever the fuck that is. I still don't stand.
And on the other hand, I'm all over Subway very nice. Meanwhile, I'm just here hanging out with you. Got to play some GTA four. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, you're right, you don't know what's going on. I really don't. You have no idea? You see this is the idiocy, right, How do you not know who pirate software is?
Well, because I covered things that are pertinent, I don't cover dumb, fucking meaningless on the Internet, No lolo, loser. I don't like subway myself, but I'm. Covering gaming news, actual news. I grew up in Philly, where we have something called Hogi's.
If you want a sandwich, you'd go get a Hogi, and you can get an Italian Hogi, a Turkey Hogi, you can get a I don't know. I always got a pepperoni and cheese hogy. I'm not big on sandwiches though, on cold food. My wife like is always like h because when we have to go somewhere, she packed sandwiches, and I'm like, uh, sandwiches.
You know, I'd rather take a little barbecue grill and just make hot dogs and hamburgers or something. I'm not really big. I just never my mother ruined me for lunch meat sandwiches because my mom would give me some shit lunch meat sandwich like ham and cheese, and I told her a thousand times I don't like ham, but it's eat a ham sandwich or starve. So I would eat the ham sandwich, and then for a while my mother was feeding us that turkey roll and chicken roll.
Do you know what that is? It's like not it's got some kind of fillers and shit in it. It's not like like if you go and you get turkey breast lunch meat, that's real turkey breast. That's I could eat that, But not turkey roll or chicken roll.
Shit, that's something's wrong with that. So my mom kind of ruined me for lunch meat sandwiches. I had that every day for the entire time I was in school, you know, until I was a little older. When I was in high school, I worked in the high school cafeteria, and I did that because I know I could eat all the food I want it and they had good hot food, you know.
They had cheeseburgers and veal palm sandwiches and chicken palm sandwiches and French fries and whatever. They had fresh doughnuts every morning. So I basically got a job to prevent myself from starving from my mother's bad sandwiches. But God bless hers.
You know, she tried, but she just wasn't good at the whole house. Yeah, it's glued meat, You're right, Arlee, that's I can't eat that shit. The five dollars foot longs and five dollars buffets kept me fed for years until I learned to cook. Yeah, I was a starving artist, so I lived pretty fast.
I had to or I would starve. I got really good at being like a ramen chef. You give me ramen or rice, I could make a decent meal, you know. So why the fuck would I care who the fuck pirate software is?
How does it affect anything in any meaningful way? And why does it matter to know who the fuck that guy is? It doesn't. Again, it's like these I keep telling you guys.
It's like farts in the way, like, oh, it's here for one moment, it really stinks and then it's gone. No one cares. And stars who hyper fixate and focus on shit for a no good fucking reason, and then they think that this like the most important thing. Let's all laugh about it for seventeen months.
Yeah, this guy's complaining people hyper fixate on things. This is a guy who likes I'm begging every day of his life. Be talking about move on? What the fuck time?
Mystery meat? Yes, that's what I used. Me and my brother would call it mystery meat sandwich. I shouldn't.
I shouldn't speak Bailey my mom, though, I'll tell you what when. Timmy you're late. We already talked about Ozzie and did a little tribute. You already missed it.
You're late to the game. And then you're saying we didn't talk about something. You missed it. When my when I was younger, I would go home for lunch because I went to the Catholic school that was just up the street.
You know, it was like two blocks from my house. So during grade school, in kindergarten, I would go home for lunch and my mom would make me like grilled cheese and you know, like hot lunch that she was good at. But packing food, uh uh nope. Never liked her packed lunch.
No, we did. You're just late, all right, probably between another five ten minutes, and we're gonna start with gameplay. Every building up a good crowd. Now, let's look almost the two hundred viewers on YouTube.
She did the best she could. We were poor. I was poor. We usually get some decent viewership.
We had that. We even had that welfare cheese wid Your mom would get this big five pound block of cheese and like if you don't have a deli slice or she would just cut it with a knife, so you'd end up with this cheese sandwich with this big ass block cheese and mustard on it. It was just this huge block of cheese on two pieces of bread. Me and my brother called those welfare sandwiches.
I do not know, fair cheese, right, But then something good eventually happened. She had a friend that had a deli, so she would take the five pm block to the deli and her friend would slice it on the deli slicer. Then it was edible. Now, when you're eating this big ass block of cheese, your mom just cut with the government cheese.
That's right. It was Govment cheese, that's right. And I remember when they were in some kind of free lunch program was and then started some kind of free lunch. I was so happy because I didn't have to eat the welfare cheese sandwich, the Govment cheese sandwich anymore.
Aha. Yeah, we were poor, grown up. You know what it would happen. My father was a bus driver and they would strike a lot, and when they would strike, my family had to go on food stamps because they could be out on strike for four months, six months waiting for the strike to end.
We had no money. Yeah, I did not enjoy being poor, but you know what's interesting, did you ever did anybody ever have that moment when they realized that they were poor? That sucks. Like when you're young enough and you're in blissful ignorance, you just don't know that you're that poor, you know, But then when you have that moment when you realize that you're poor.
You know, like the other kids in the in the neighborhood knew that we were on food stamps, and they would fuck with me and my brother. Me and my brother got in fist fights all the time. They were like, your dad's broke, you're a welfare We would get fights. Owen, we have hit all of our goals for this week.
Our goals for this week, which is why we are at seventy six out of eighty goals hit. If you're not aware, we are tries bolled MLB Big Bites or something like that. It's basically gourmet hot dogs, chicken sandwiches, some sides, and also some donut holes that they make. But it's a ghost kitchen, meaning they don't have a sit down location that sells food.
Yeah, they just problem with priorities and it's a tie in with the Major League Baseball supposed to be like, oh, you ordered these for the big game and you eat them when you're watching a baseball game at home. So we're going to test it, Okay, something unique and different. Never did anything like that, never had. Food from a ghost, and you were poor.
Let's keep that. Let's be sure to hit the goal today. So far we have two one dollar tips. Can we get our first.
I don't think I would change anything about my child, with a few exceptions, you know, like, uh, I don't know, some girl asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go with her, but I couldn't scrape up all that money. Like I would change that. I would have scraped up the money somehow, or you know. So being poor comes with a little bit of shame and like, uh, you know, bad feelings.
I would have changed that, but not much else. Deleasaco, thank you for the one pounds, super chat for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Much much appreciated. Well, let's face it, all so money talk, it sure does.
I grew up on hand me down clothes, food stamps, and I lived in a bus. Yeah, I had an older brother and all my clothes, everything that I had was hand me down for my brother, including bicycles, toys, Like everything that I owned was a hand me down. ABIs. What are your thoughts on time traveler John Teeter?
I think it was just a story, has absolutely no evidence. I don't believe John Teeter was a time traveler. I think he was a grifter. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money, this is insane.
But thank you for your kindness. And I appreciate the question. Yeah, it's funny though, when you get a little older, you kind of appreciate that struggle of being poor, like I appreciate it being poor, or even in my early twenties when I was starving artist and I was you know, every week was like try to get enough gigs so you could eat, you know, and not have to work a shit day job that you hate. That was my goal every week.
At most weeks I did pretty good. But if I didn't, there was always girls around to feed me. So that was my strategy, Like if I don't have any food, one of the groupie girls would feed me or bring me groceries or something, you know. But it's interesting when you do start doing better financially, you appreciate think both my wife and me, we both grew up poor.
My wife grew up with six brothers and sisters and a single mom. Imagine that, a single mom with seven children. That's poor. A single mom with seven children, Right, that's one of those things, you know.
MHS three seventy expert of Verizon Tech Support. Thank you, christ Lee put a smile on my face. Christle TV is here fresh from Felting Ashton. Right, I'm now actually poor and like him, really bad with money, but at least taking care of my siblings better than he raised us.
Well, good for you. That's character building prodigal stunts. Yeah, so my wife and I both grew up poor. I think that made us appreciate things more.
I worry a little bit about my son's being spoiled, you know, like just little things are dear to me. Like when I grew up, we were lucky to have like a bag of chips around and some cereal for breakfast, you know, like one box of cereal and one bag of chips. You know, like my wife kind of goes ape shit with the snacks and it's ridiculous, like variety packs of chips. Do you want Doritos?
Do you want Freido's Do you want tower cream? And on you chips? Do you want barbecue chips? Do you want cheese curls?
Do you want Cheetos? Do you I like I that would blow my mind having that much selection as a child, right, things like that. But I think being poor it builds, It builds, it builds character, and it makes you appreciate things more. And also I think be and my wife are both extremely thrifty because we grew up poor and we know the value of things and the value of money.
I worry, you know, my son, I'm gonna already started to teach him the value of money. Like I make them clean. I'm you want a video game? Help me clean my office, And let me tell you that's an adventure.
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I'm so just enveloped in greed and money. I need money. I need money. I need that money to pay my bills.
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Here here's to stretching a dollar. I used to say my father could stretch a penny until it screamed a thank you for your kindness? Why did I spend the money? So?
Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more. Trust me, I know I'm gonna get more. I know I'm gonna get more money.
You have to worry about it. All right, we got to get through the pig growth. Here. We're super chain out of the day long the day.
Here's the supergler. This stream, the daytime stream on Tuesdays, is actually the dream that if you give a sub on Kick, it counts for me for this week, and I actually get paid for that in just a couple of days. So yeah, I love this. Like this is crackhead begging right here.
Listen, guys, I'm gonna get paid by Kick on Thursday, but I need you to give money by Tuesday so I can get it on Thursday, so I can spend it on a child's wrestling game like a crackhead, and then I'll be right back to begging after I spend all the money you give me that I get on Thursday. Right, It's ridiculous. This is crackhead level begging. This is always an important stream.
It's the last push for people for Kick support for the week. So let's get a good kickstream today. Get some support over there right now, right now, go on, who's going to be our first super chat of the day. Let's get a super chat.
And by the way, o pp, the animations for Donkey Kong are still in effect even though we're not playing Donkey Kong today. If you do a twenty dollars tip twenty dollars super chat ago, you'll get a special Donkey Kong animation sound effect. Okay, I forgot all about that. I didn't say I was going why not gamble are being stupid over on Kick.
You know, I have to watch myself because I consider myself very good at cards, card games, and but I'm so cheap that I can't get into gambling. I used to play poker with some of my male friends, but you know, like we'd have like everybody bring one hundred bucks and somebody would leave with the pot out of you know, five or six of us. That was my level of gambling. I don't do casinos.
My wife like slot machines. But I think the reason she likes him is because she always she always wins, Like every time that we've been in a casino and she's played slot machines. She's way ahead. I remember when we went.
We were in Vegas once and the room was an hour late, like we were going to check in and they're like, oh, sorry, sir, the room's not going to be ready for another hour. We're a little bit behind today. But fifty dollars in credit for the casino for both of you, and we were like, okay, I put the fifty bucks in my pocket. I'm like, I'm just going to cash the sale and I'll have fifty bucks.
Like I'm not. I'm not playing any of this shit. She put the fifty bucks in a slat machine in one like five. I suck at casinos.
I do not do casinos never. I'd rather do something real with the money, like go out to dinner or something. Billy, you all just you talk each other up with bullshit and then you make it like it's a fact. No, I said, we do a hangout session for a little bit twenty thirty minutes so that we can talk before we get into the gause.
It's not a hangout session. It's a beg session and. Play and then we start and we do around four hours of gameplay just because you're stupid doesn't make what you say true. He has for a half hour before the game.
You don't listen, and you make up your own ship and you all just circle drink each other all day. Believing what you say is true doesn't make it. This guy paid for at least BMW. Yeah, he's a fucking moron.
Lisa's up and get GTA. Yes, the only. Casino for the idiots have random nonsense and chat. I get anybody looking at him anyways.
Okay, did anybody see that segment they did recently with the guy and he was trying to get chicken fries out of the burger umpster. Oh my god, that was like the funniest shit I've seen on the internet in the years. I don't even remember who the guy is. I don't know who the guy is, but it doesn't matter who he is.
It was so fucking funny. It was. It was the best segment I've seen from them or anybody in a long long time. Let's get set off for g TA.
Shall we let me go grab the controller and then we'll get the cheer cover and everything and we'll get started. Yes, it's best to quick gambling. When you get when you get ahead, quit, Yeah, you know what I do like once in a while, those horse racing because he just put a couple of bucks on a wall. Not a big deal.
I'll do that. There's a guy who's been coming into YouTube chat and has literally every day've been spamming like pretty sock accounts at once, and then they all get banned and he just comes back anyway with twenty more. I mean, he's got to have no life. He's got to be one of these mentally deranged lunatics.
Olymptic loser. Yeah, Phil calling somebody a look. He accounts here, He's still trying to do it. Phil calling somebody a lymptic loser?
Like, how do you get I don't want to talk about his wife, but I will say this. I'll just say this, how do you get hard? That's all I'm gonna say, Like, how could you possibly fuck that thing? I just I don't know what I would do.
See a divorce attorney, I think, yeah, negotiat like the guy who worked there in. King Verbs. If you're here, or if any mods are here, please keep an eye on the YouTube chat. He looks like this guy is back yet again.
Oh think Caleb, I've been. Unreal dedication of hating. No, no, no, it's not unreal dedication of hating. Its mental illness.
The guy's mentally fucking snapped and should be incarcerated plus institutionalized for the rest of his life. No. I don't know if any of you know this, but if a casino knew that you are a professional magician, they generally try to get you out of their casino quickly because they know they know that you might employ those skills to take them and they don't like magicians playing, especially card games. Right.
I was asked to leave a casino in Atlantic City once with some friends, but it was probably because they knew that. It was like me and two magician friends, one of whom is a pretty well known card shark magician. He's a card magician, that's all he does. So they just one of the pit bosses came up and said, we would prefer a few guys uh played elsewhere, but enjoy your stay in Atlantic City or something like that, and we were like, oh, fuck.
Well, person acts like that, that's like actually mentally like broken kind of behaviors, you know what I mean? Book Well, Captain d W. Everybody else, not him. I acknowledge nice people because you're you're stupid, Like, oh, does you only acknowledge Wales?
No, I acknowledge people. That's why usually I don't acknowledge people on Kick, because you just most of you are not nice people. Right. He doesn't read or put on the screen any any comments except for the it's paid to play over there?
Well, your LARPers. I'm not stupid. There are a few nice people on KICK, and I do interact with them. But I'm not just going to interact with all the losers who were there to crap on me all day.
Yeah, many picture, that's how he gets that's simple. And he pretends it's a butt. Not But you see now people are doing the thumbs down email. That's because you can't handle reality.
When I tell you like it is, all of a sudden, you revert back to your whiny five year old ways. Oh Phil Peel told like it is a bunch of negative diapages times down. Oh man, No, I can said of wagers. But I'm the streamer.
I'm playing games. I'm not gonna see her iners and stuff all day. I'm gonna focus on the games and and on you guys and talk with you. I can't also be running wagers and doing all this other stuff.
I'm gonna play it, thank you. All right, let's get GTA up and running here. Let's begin with our gameplay, and let's get some support. We have had an unprecedented level of ongoing support this week so far.
You know, I haven't yet to really play. I played a little bit, but just like messing around with my son the latest GTA, I'm so far behind. I keep saying I'm going to play it, but I don't like I'm going to start, you know, playing. It multiple multiple goals hit on each stream, which has been absolutely amazing.
We're at seventy six out of eighty goals hit, right, absolutely great stuff. Let's keep that going. Let's get like I said, let's get our first super chat of the day. Let's get some subs over, Let's get momentum rolling so we can hit the goal again today and do DSP tries it in just a couple of days, which would be amazing.
All right, cool? Interested doing sponsored gambling streams. Some people have told me you've had gambling problems in the past. I've never gambled.
I think that back I went to casinos when I was younger. What they're talking about is mobile game bullshit, which is a. Mobile gam bullshit mobile game boys don't. I don't.
I have no clue how it works, all right, I don't know involved in it. I don't know what it has to do with anything. So we would have to talk about it to figure it out. Obviously it has to be obviously, everything has to be kosher and legal, and we'd have to discuss it.
I don't. Actually, one of my concerns would be I've heard what happens with these sponsored streams on kick is that they give you a whole bunch of like gambling credits to use. But technically I think that might be considered income, even though it's free. If it's considered income, then it's like taxable income, and that could fuck everything up.
So if that's the case, I don't even want to mess with it, you know what I mean? And I don't want to be working in some weird gray area where then in fucking five years, the IRS collaps me and says, oh, by the way, you were doing these gambling streams where they gave you like five thousand dollars of credits you didn't pack taxes on that, you know what I mean. That's actually my concern more so than oh I did some gambling on a stream or whatever it is taxable. Oh see, fuck, that doesn't that.
So let's say they give you five thousand dollars a free betting right and you play it all, you lose it all, Okay, no big deal, who cares it was free? Oops? You gotta pay taxes on that. But I don't want if I could pay taxes on five thousand dollars.
That was funny money, you know what I mean. So I don't. Makes sense. I don't Again, I don't understand it.
It sounds to me like you've done it and you get it. So if you want to like contact me behind the scenes about it and talk a little bit, I'm down to at least discuss it. But I don't know how it's gonna work. You know, I don't know anything about any of this shit.
I don't understand it. So, in other words, he's a moro on. Oh, I'm sorry, I forget you don't pay taxes up on the screen, and then I forgot to read it. I'm a little distracted.
I apologize, Bend go Horizon says, his begging and personality is so cringe. I hate that I was a fan once. Please don't hold it against me. Also, praise the cash, thank you Into Go Horizon, and yes for the for the love of money, praise to cash.
But just how you without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna be be honest here. I have no money right now. What I do now thanks to the kindness and generally of you supporters, including you into Go Horizon, and thank you very much.
It's a business expense, you idiot. Yeah, I don't know. My wife's an account. I'd have to ask her opinion on this matter.
You know, I don't know. I don't know how that works. I will check in once again with the kick support. Nothing to call out over there.
I'm gonna start bitching at you people. I'm gonna turn the kickstream off, turn the camera off. I don't know, right, just a few more minutes and we can balance out here. Draw it.
You see this is weird already. I'm confused withdraw. So there's a virtual account somewhere. Oh man.
All right, Well, if you want to talk about it, contact me behind the scenes. If you can either DM me on Twitter or you can't well ex whatever, you can email because I don't want to talk about publicly with these idiots. You know, Field's going to do public gaming. I didn't say I was doing that.
I don't. I'd like to. I agree, Yeah, kill those are You got to understand anything that I do is scrutinized to the maximum by literally obsessed ill people. So anything I have, so I got everything, I cover every possible aspect of what people could do to fuck with me with it, like seriously, and most people don't have to deal with that ship but I do.
That's why I don't do charity streams. That's why I don't do any of this stuff where they can fuck around, you know what I mean. So, yeah, must be a shame of your life. I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun.
I think it would actually be somebody. But these people would do everything they possibly could to try to get me in trouble for some new you know, that's how they are. Okay, we are back. Let's begin.
Everybody here we go. And by the way, so I'll just do one final plug. Guys, please support today's stream. Yeah, one final plug?
How much you would have bet he begged like a crackhead for the whole four hour stream. I'll do one final asking for supports on PC. We just entered uh Bohan and we're starting to do the missions here and it would be great if you could support G four. We've had a great time playing this game so far the last few weeks, looking forward to more today about four hours a game play.
We're gonna try to get to hopefully the next segment of the game, which would be awesome if we do. And we've been hitting goals every single stream. We're on patient DF tries it within the next few days. So let's get some momentum going.
Let's get our first super chat, our first sub of the day, let's get some different kinds of support, and let's go all right, here we go, Hello everyone, and welcome back. It's time for more Granted Auto four with mods on PC. He's got the money drip going bag piggy bag right or so. I'll take some comments and questions live chat before we bounce on out of here.
It's supposed to rain all weekend at the cabin, which I'm not very happy about. It's going to rain on Friday, it's going to rain on Saturday, and it's going to rain on Sunday. My wife might not even go, And I don't know if I'm gonna go, because you know, there's not much to do there if it rains all weekend. And we have unfortunately been there a few times when it rained Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
And with two kids, and especially my younger son with no PlayStation, he is not going to be a happy camper sitting around for three days in the rain inside the cabin. So we got to figure out what we're gonna do. Ethan Ralph says, having free in Latin America tax free bitch. Uh he really does.
Yeah, dsp really does sound like Whinie Wilcock, did you. Oh, I'll share this. We'll do a little bit of bonus content today. So christ Ley, who's one of the CGI and VFX artist that has been felting the shit out of Ashton Forbes, sent me this.
This is this is awesome. This is Ashton Forbes calling in to tech support. Laked audio reportedly captures explosive call between m H three seventy expert and Verizon Tech Support. Welcome to Horizon FiOS Tech support.
My name is Day. How can I help you this evening? Dave? I'm gonna make that guy hang himself.
Excuse me, sir, excuse me. Tonight, sir? My internet is cooked. Somebody should just messing with my internet?
Okay, sir? Can I just connect job? The poker's definitely attacking my internet right now? Okay, sir?
Can I just confirm your name? And I don't act information? Please? How fucking dumb do you have to be to not realize who I am?
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Is there anything else I can help you with before I end this call? Yeah? I can imagine how many times like sexual but. Like gay is like the uncool way that we used to say in the nineties.
I'm ending the calls. Wow, thanks a lot. Sorry, what's your name again? Thank you mentally ill retard.
Day suffer Verizon Tech. That's something else. Thank you Chrystley for a little bit of bonus material. Wow.
Yeah, So I'll be up and heading towards the cabin. I think I decided. I think I've decided that even if my wife doesn't go, I'm gonna go. I just took a new workstation PC there and it's not the best, but it's it's plenty these for some editing and things like that, audio and video.
So I need to finish the last push for the Internet in sanity circus uh pre production, and so if I could get that weekend with no kids screaming in my ear, and no distractions. Think I could get everything I need to get done done to get the show launched. Maybe, if not the first week weekend. It's gonna the Internet and Saturday Circus shows are going to be on Saturday nights at eight pm.
I might not make I might not, of course make this first week in August, but get the things that I need to get done. I'm sure that I could get this get it ready for the second week in August. I'd really like that. I'd like to get things going and get that started.
I've been working on this show for quite some time, trying to get it together. Another preview that I posted today, This is one of the you know, like the opening Bumpers Circus themed. Of course this came out pretty good. Yes, I worked in a call center.
I know that is the case of all call centers. Yes, dump the subs. Think it worth my while? Yes, maaping pig well.
I chose the Internet in Sanitay's Circus because I thought it'd be easy to theme it. You know the theme the show zsp Mom's asses. We're gonna check in with those guys. Maybe we'll watch a little bit together before I bounce out.
Let me sit here if we're gonna find our channel. Got him? So there, we got it. We've got a intro for one of the shows.
I'm hoping to have enough bumpers that we don't have to keep playing the same shows and things like that. Let me check in with the Casino Boys. Mh okay, we'll share a little bit of their show. I'm gonna be going over there to watch as soon as this broadcast ends.
That's where we do. O. Gosh, wait that. Just cry somewhere in meanwhile in Renton was just fucking sobbing his fucking shell plashy did anyone.
See fucking still today? Phil was fucking losing his mind. I brought segment from that as a preview for Friday. All on Friday, the Phil fucking Mario.
Carg because of one because he was suffering. I almost I almost donated for him to hit the goal, like do I just didn'xtend the suffering and force him to keep playing this game. But I had to stand strong and withhold. It was the one time you're rooting for him to hit the goal.
You know, if he hits this goal, yeah he's gonna have to keep playing it again. Yeah and again. It's just every single time he played it was an opportunity for him to get fucked with so many detractors joining his lobby, and just the names are so fucking funny, like job Linda ashes Clinton's. So his mom's name is Linda.
You know, I'm such a bastard, you know, even though I'm like, you know, Phil's dead mom wife. Fat wife, the user a funny ship. They are. Like, really have to take it this far with Phil, Like, holy fu, by the way, we.
Got Kitty Kitty Kenny first for ten. For you Phil, nine for ten looks Panda was seventeen was. Ground. They're playing commercial music, so I can't I can put it back to you?
Wow, Bunji on Lynn does grave? I'm pressing wrong? Chat want to piss off Phil's mother's graveness? Yeah, I hope that doesn't get my stream.
I can cut it later though, maybe. A DJ ray. Scroll up, my scroller, what the fuck? Scroll up?
It has an update Kenny Kenny Kenny for another fifty. So my god, God bless him. Cash bitches. Uh, there we go.
Good enough. That's not enough, Ben, How. Do you live? How do you live?
If you're all for the fucking yes, crazy, Yes they're banking every day. God blessing. I want to learn. I'm thankful for the support I have, but holy ship that they have hot support.
We got a great show. He was in tears, and we'll do that. But yes we might do retros look back on certain people. Uh, and I don't know if people are into or not.
Some people are saying we want link Kara, and I think everyone to do would. Call the car. Okay, we're gonna cut out of that. I don't want to like I feel like I'm commentating over the casino, but uh, after I end my stream, you should go on over there.
It's just go to kick dot com and put Keino Casino gaming one word and go over to their stream. I'll be in their live chat shortly. I have a few things to finish up and then I will be over there. But for now, we have done our due diligence.
I want to thank all of you kind and generous benefactors. Will check in one more time with the see if there's any kick support to call out for those that I am aware, we read every super chat. We thank every person who becomes a subscriber on Kick or gives a sub on kick Live on air. We read all the super chats, we read the PayPal pledges.
I'll check in with those as well, just to make sure we don't have anything new to call out. And we thank everybody who buys me all the links to help or in the description of the video. So we have Maria with a twenty dollars super chat saying please cover more Ashton Forbes. I don't know about that, Maria, but since you gave me twenty bucks, I might do one more if we might.
If the crashout gets worse, I will consider it. Right, but I think he's pretty much crashed out already. Right. They get a lot of support, but they take a lot of vacations while DSP bags three hundred and sixty five days a year.
Yeah, I agree with PPP said this, and I totally agree with him. You can't be like I know somebody that does stream seventies a week, and I'm sure for one hundred percent of fact they make less money than I do here and they stream four or five hours for seven days a week, but they're constantly there. The audience never gets that. To miss you, you gotta make the audience miss you and look for a return.
I haven't really had much vacations, but I take three four day weekends, so you know, I can't. I can't really bitch that I need a vacation if I have a three day work week, Like really, you know I heard DSP never takes vacation and only begs like a crackhead. You are correct, sir, You are correct sir. Yeah, suffer Stephen Cambian, what You're the one in the comments tell me all the time, aren't you?
Angel makers? Huh? It's one of those things. So we've done our due diligence.
Thank you, Maria for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Dude, I'm going to make so much money. This is insane, all right. We don't have any but nobody's bought me a beer or a coffee in a while.
But that's fine. I want to thank everybody for the support that we do get. Thanks to you, Patreon supporters, you YouTube channel members, you Kick subscribers, you people gifting subs on Kick, you people gifting memberships like Number one, Thank you so much for your kindness, generosity and support. Today Number one gifted twenty gifted YouTube subs.
Love to see that it expands our community. Thank you to the people sending super chats, superstickers and hey, they're super thanks. Did you know that even if you're watching a replay, you can hit that thanks button and throw a couple bucks in our by text. I thank every one of those that I see when I see them, I usually do see everyone, So thank you all.
So we've done our due diligence. And that's the news, folks. Haha. Yeah, I'm going to be likely be at the CAP weekend, but I've left Friday open.
I have one more bit of business to share with you. Let me see if I could go to our channel and share that tab this weekend. We missed the Roswell anniversary, but I'm Roswell Deep Dive this weekend. It is twenty hours of interviews with the world's greatest authors, experts, and researchers of the Roswell Incident.
It's a three part series. I've uploaded two of them. I have to That's one of the things I have to do tonight is upload the third one, and that will be tomorrow night at seven pm. That will be Saturday night at seven pm and Sunday night at seven pm.
Each of the parts is six to eight hours, but I think five and a half. Once five and a half, one's six and one is eight. It works out to about, you know, twenty hours of Roswell col and it is, in my opinion still to this day, the best deep dive on the Roswell crash event that has ever been put together. So this is the Roswell Anniversary deep dive.
It was just the anniversary July seventh deepest dive into the Roswell mystery ever undertaken. I'm showing you a part two, but it doesn't really matter. And these are the experts we have. Why is that weird?
Yeah, I don't know why that's weird. That is weird anyway. The experts involved in this deep dive is we have Don Schmidt, who wrote several books on Roswell. Kevin Randall again wrote several books on the Roswell incident, Cal Korf.
We have ratt Ufo expert Tom Carey who wrote several books on Roswell. We have Walter Bosley, and we have Stanton Friedman and also Jeremy Rise also knows as alien scientists. So please do tune in this weekend and I'm reading if we get any support during the Roswell Marathon. I will be reading all the super chats live on Monday's show, so please don't be shy.
I know people want to save their support for when I'm live, but please do support these marathons so I can keep running them and make a little extra money for the channel while I'm doing other things with my family or prepping this Internet and Sanity Circus show. I would truly, truly appreciate it. So all I got for your friends, Thank you all for the tremendous support. Tonight.
I had a lot of fun catching up with Beggar side crackhead Phil and believe it or not, this is the twentieth time that covered Phill the Beggar. I'm not sure if we're going to keep doing these every time I do when I go, I don't know if I want to keep doing this, But then this asshole does more cringe worthy shit and I feel like I want to talk about it. So anyway, for now, that's all I got for your friends. Good night, and God bless all of you.
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