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They keep coming back for the more. Begging on my birthday? Why do I have and try begging on my birthday? Scamming dance with no lives?
Begging on my birthday? This is what I've gone to, Begging like a crackhead. It's all that I can do. Crying on my birthday.
The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday? I'm begging to survive, Begging on my birthday.
Nothing better to do? Begging on my birthday. I've got nothing, nothing new. Begging on my birthday pathetic gets true?
Then you on my birthday. That's all I can do. Rying on my birthday. The tract is no, why crying on my birthday?
I'm begging to get by. Crying on my birthday. The tract is no, why crying on my birthday? I'm begging to survive righting on my birthday.
There the tract is no why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. Detract is no lie crying on my birthday. I'm bagging to survive.
What happened? He's a bomb. You don't have a grateful banger, Bob Nord. It was.
Everybody was Jack and I thought we. Were being obvious. Hey, I thought we were definitely as obvious. As I mean.
We were like literally trying to get rid of the bocks. Like it's like like when you like throwing what's that sea when they throw the rocks and the dog and all the yeller to make. It go away as or some ship like that, It's like. Oh, we don't want you here.
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But did you see how angry I was before I met Cat? You saw how angry I was, right. M h yeah, Oh. Mum hm h.
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Mm hmm. I'm happy. H Oh. I was muted daw sorry?
Oh well, thank you somebody letting me know. RP muted you, boomer, Yes, thank you. I haven't done that in quite a while. This new software auto mutes you when you play a bumper, and then you have to unmute yourself to speak.
So I was saying Darkseide Phil is missing, missing in action through whole days day two of no DSP streams. What do you think is going on? Let's wildly speculate. Kat left is in the top spot with thirty seven percent.
Interesting that so many people think that his wife left him birder, other animal died seven percent, his mother died thirty six percent, Internet outage twenty percent. Some online sleuths have figured out and thank you, by the way, RP much appreciated for the save. I don't even have my phone on me. Normally somebody will call me and say, hey, dummy, I haven't done that in quite a while, but thank you RP.
I appreciate RP had to spend two dollars so that we can have audio. Maybe I'll mute it again unless I get some more super chats RP. Right, So, some internet sluice have figured out that he was having his scheduled internet maintenance right where he lives for a day. But it's back on now, so people are kind of ruling that out.
It can't just be the internet is out. So let me know what you think in the live chat or in the comments is did his wife finally get pissed off and leave him? Did a bird die one of his parents die internet outage, or you know, maybe he got you know, got sick from too much gin or you know, I don't know, I don't know, Spooky says the one time he needed his phone on him. Yeah, I'm terrible at that kind of shit.
I had a hell of a day, Spooky. I was, you know, I was doing some paperwork today, important paperwork and how to go to the notary to get something notarized and all kinds of stuff. But I'm like David Wilcock, I'm closing a deal this week, and money's changing hands and the deal will be done. Actually, technically I signed the papers today, so the deal is done.
I just have to send off the paperwork to the lawyer and then the deal is done. I'll have more I'll be sharing more about that and later in the week. I don't want to jinx anything. Well actually I don't think I could jinx anything.
Like, the papers are signed, I'm sending off some stuff and we'll have an important announcement about that hide away cabin property. If you're a YouTube channel member, you can go and look at the members section. I bought a little plot of land in the Poconos and started building a little cabin on it, and that you know, was a little dream of mine, but now that dream has become much, much, much bigger. Uh.
And I'll share the details in a members video. Actually, I have a video that I made of the project and what's going on, and I will be you know, Spooky says it's awesome. Hey listen, everybody needs their own their own cult compound. Okay, if you know, come on, Spooky, so I'll have more details.
I'll be uploading a member only video which explains what's going on. So I just think it's funny, like David Wilcock is always talking about these big deals he's getting and big deals he's making, and then nothing ever happens. And like I always say, that's not how business works. You know, you negotiate the terms of the deal, money changes hands, and the deal is done.
Unlike David Wilcock, Sam Gonzalez is here with a weird seven forty three, very specific. Maybe he's going through the transition, if you know what I mean. Dude, he's an ugly dude, but he would even he would make an even uglier woman, right, So let's hope not Sam Gonzalez. I remember one time he dressed in drag.
It didn't. I don't think that went very well, right, But I don't know if that's a compliment that this guy can't pull off drag. Does that mean he's too manly? I don't know.
All right, So we're gonna get to the to the clips. I really enjoyed. I'm still catching up, but I really enjoyed Keino Casino. They just came back from their couple week break, and what is so funny is that dark Side Phil was seething and busting, busting on them for the whole time, knowing that they're on vacation.
They can't respond or they won't respond, But they came out and they came back and they just and this is from Duty's streams. Make sure you subscribe to him over there. Duty is funny. He posted earlier like him pushing DSP with a stick saying do something, because I guess two days.
If your whole channel is dark Side Phil and dark Side Phil doesn't do anything for two days, I guess you know, I guess that's a problem. Right, Let's back it up here. And I love the fourth of Even though these guys are Canadian, they pulled out all the stops for the fourth of July. Well, let me make that bigger.
There bought up on dark side Phil. So we have a collection of twelve clips here. Wow, that are some of the best moments, the best moments of Phil. So here we have our first clip.
We're checking and we're seeing how he's doing. This first clip here of Phil is just him seething about me, just the moment by moment went on vacation. Phil just kept seething about us, like he would continuously keep bringing us up because he knew that we weren't able to respond to completely revise history and re explain the King Snake narrative. This clip film makes me sound so fucking cool, and himself sounds so pathetic.
I have no idea what he was thinking with this other than just like bitter jealousy and. A bitter jealous save. For thank you so much and for thank you so much. By the way, just look at how miserable he is.
Like like those are the eyes at a lot of strain. Hates his life, hates everything going on that he's doing, and he eventually just snaps and lashes out. And as we'll see, he's under so much strain Eventually he just can't take He breaks down and that I have my own theory car. But we'll get there.
Once we get there. Let's have a look here though, at this clip of Phil seething about me and the casino. Yeah, he can't stand that. They go on vacations a lot.
There's just hilarious. You can tell that they just like constantly quote this guy like they're just fucking infatuated with the watch everybody listen he goes. They're infatuated with him. They quote him endlessly, they watch every stream.
Thankes, Phil. They can be sound real cool, but oh man, he's so bad. That's exactly. That.
You you took felt it. You fucking ran it into the ground. All of my mannerisms, the way I ask for support, you copy it so badly. You know, today Phil finally admitted that he's not me.
He admitted that he can't do what I do, which is a really sad moment for and he tried to do it in this backhanded way, but you know, it was just him admitting that he ain't me. He ain't him, You ain't him. The Capitol Jay says he talked about us ten times tonight. Oh it was crazy, and that was just not that was just what I was able to see in the few minutes I was able to tune into him.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't watch their show and I don't listen to the traffic content. Yeah that sure, Yeah, sure sure, Jan Sure we all know that you're obsessed with the detractors and everything that they say, because your content revolves around them and see thing about them. There's nother day that goes by where Phil's note thing about the inside every street and seething about detractors, whether it be.
Yeah, there's plenty of name. He's always always I have to know because they come in and they repeat it every day. And you think you're gonna make them stop, and I hope to because BPPS fans come in every day and I really wish. Stop.
I don't want to tell you today he was contemplating throwing out the h R t u's last chip. Yeah, and he tried to beg for five hundred bucks for it. You know, like maybe they're the loser is repeating the station seven. That's you.
You. No one gives a ship about what we have to say about me. That's the thing, is. Phil, You just contradicted yourself, because all of those people who are come to tell you the things that I said obviously do care about the things I'm saying about you.
Yeah, and that's the interesting part. Nobody cares what Phil has to say, but of course people care what both Andy and Triple Pe have to say. And thank you Chill Station for kindness, generosity and support much much appreciate it. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Ha bum side Phil, Thank you very much. Uh and I will be checking in with the kick Chat. Let me go over there now and do some shout outs.
Welcomekick dot com viewers. Glad to see some people over there. Let me go to the channel here. We'll do some shout outs.
Who is in the Kickchat today? Wacky Shucks is over there, Most Tasteless is over there, Scope Leasecfo is over there. Winner Soldier Dark Side Draft will end when the goal is met haa, yes it will yeah. Wow Duty stream with the sped up up casino.
I don't know that it's sped up. I don't think they wouldn't be coming your chat to tell you about exactly. Oh man of self awareness with him is so funny every single time, our views also begged to differ. Yes, sir, yeah, they get real views, Like I love that Phil is so seething right, Like they're getting real views Phil, Like, have you seen some of the Phil he Why does he even bother posting reposting the live streams.
I guess he likes to edit all the begging out and seething and coping, and then he uploads it. And he's not even getting a thousand views on some of his on some of his live streams. That is fucking pathetic. I have been doing this for twenty years.
You can't get a thousand people to show up, I don't. I mean, if you want to talk about it, go for it. We talk about it somewhere else. You have to talk about it here.
You worship the guy like a fucking god or something, the way you. Worship god. Oh my god. Then they were they worship him like a god.
It's not fair. Why would they should be like you got okay, So this was insane. Now I've clipped this down substantially because what Phil does is he goes on an hour long rant about dark side dabbing interspliced with seething about us. So Phil talks about his well relitigating mod from months ago.
So dark side dabbing, by the way to explain this like it takes Phil, dark side dabbing was a moder in Phil's chat. And when our audience went over and started making fun of Phil, dark side dabbing didn't ban them. So Phil took away his wrench. That's what happened.
Now that took Phil, in real time, over a half hour to spit out where he was brilliant and knew the whole time what was going going on. But everything that he says contradicts the things that he said in the past, and the King say, let's go through this. As you all know, last year I did a big crossover thing with the Keno Casino. Is that what he does?
He turned on each other's context several times. You play a couple of times we talked about each other on each side in a very positive manner. Now, overall we all kind of knew what was. Well, you had no idea what was going on.
Phil, He got playing old clue what was going on? But you're actually clueless, and you told the audience over they'll never snake me, They'll never sn me. I'm pretty sure there's a twenty six. Oh wow, I would get.
Compilation, have a good big world order. We're over and over again, you explained to friends, will never snake you. Phil. You had no idea what the fuck was going on?
Like zero clue the entire time he really now Phil, Stop Phil trying to say that he never liked us when darkseide. Phil would come to this chat and everybody here present every single night like the most deranged sycophantical fan boy you've ever seen, who was so desperate or any crumb of clout from our table that he debased himself constantly. He was I made fun of him. He took it like a little He loved us, and he worshiped us, and he wanted to have sex with you, and he he would like flirt with you and talk about your washboard abs, all of our catchphrases, banneries.
This guy watched us for probably hours every week for months, and like he never liked Also he was the one that reached out and asked to be on our show. And then also after the fact, like during the whole arc, was constantly begging like a little bitch to be a part of the show. All the time, even when we didn't even want the motherfucker around. He was so needy.
Remember, he begged us at certain points. He begged us to make fun of him eating and him eating corn the wrong way. He begged us. I think you were like, what part do you want us to watch?
Because we were five, Like I have himself does all the time, Jesus, and if anybody did that to him, he would fucking see. Right, But he believes that he's like a special person because of his narcissism. Right. Like the guy actually begged me, He begged me to bring him on and me and Andy just rip into him and tell him like what a loser he is to his face when he comes to be included and feel like he was in on something and have friends.
It was fucking pathetic. Okay, he was a spineless, fucking worm. It was like with old Yeller, as I said, where you're throwing rocks like go away, we don't want you. Fuck off.
Like I'm making fun of your wife. I'm calling her fat and disgusting, I'm calling you gay, I'm calling you a scammer, a con artist and dark Side Films who has this entire arc every single principle that he ever claimed to have. He wasn't about drama. He was a chill god.
He would never debase himself and be a loll cow and be a clown. He sold out all of those things down the river, became a drama monger, became a you know, full of hate or whatever the fuck you want to call it. He became a circus clown for my amusement, getting on the floor doing push ups, showing underwear, showing his socks and his feet like underwear, and the guy would go bright red and he would do it anyway, and he did it all for money and sold his soul, and it's all for not now you know. He just gets felted fucking constantly screen Na.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's the reality, pulling the string. But that was never the case. Even Rtie, you called him out on him. Artem was like, that's nuts true, and.
It was all meaningful and stuff like this. I've got this guy showing his under like is this meaningful? Content? Is this positive conduct?
Checking that place out today driving a cap that this was going down. I always knew from day one I was not going You. Were like, you had to listen to this though this all trying to write history context is King Snake stream. So if you remember, on the King Snake Stream, he said, I planned from the beginning.
To money is. Amonger channel and infiltrate it and destroy it from the inside, Like that's what he says. Now, compare those statements to what he's saying here, and they both can't be true. Exactly, write history himself on.
Them, them training on. Me or listen, I just that's that's him admitting the King's stuff is untrue. Because if the King Snake stuff was true, then you knew going in that you were going to turn on us and snake on us. But this is a revision of you're saying, this is crazy.
Why is he talking about this? First of all, because he claims that he's not about drama, but he keeps bringing us up over and everything over. Well, it's because it hurt him because he thought, you've got a friend in me, a friend in me, Yes, you got a friend in me, Like that's what he really thought wasn't going to last. So I kind of knew I was working on by the time, but I wanted to make the best of it, all right, And I think I feel like I did.
I feel like we did great content. He did much that we were doing shit together. You didn't feel nobody. No, it was pretty much all fucking garbage and it was all your fault.
You added nothing to anything. Wow, the guy try. It was like pulling teeth with the guy. The guy can't perform, He can't entertain, you know, he just can't.
One of the things I noticed when he was on their streams, he was very like like he was punching a clock and he just wanted to get it over with, like he didn't enjoy his time on the casino. And yeah, he added nothing, absolutely nothing to the show. And it's to the point where he's like blow average, like he's just he's just terrible man. Yeah, he's like he's Gay's like, you just should be easy, just drop a duncan here and there on rich Or Ralph, we're watching these clips.
You have nothing to connects the entire time. Obviously miserable the entire time. Can't wait until you can clock in. I agree, he doesn't have the gray matter to come up with that kind of plan.
You want to take from our audience, take donations from us, but you don't want to give anything in return later. No. Yeah, that's another thing. Yeah, they would ask Phil to stay on the show longer than originally planned, and he always said no.
I always said, I'll stay till the show's over. If you want to do ten hours, I'll sit here. We'll do ten hours. You know what a fucking joke he is.
It's just sad like the guy's is not willing to put in the effort that is necessary. No, and he wasted the opportunity. Like if they wouldn't, if Phil would have listened to P and Andy, and he would be making two or three times the money he's making now, and he wouldn't have to beg like a crackhead. People would just give it to him because they had good ideas and they know what an audience wants to see and what is entertaining.
And Phil thinks, watch me play video games badly while I beg you for money, to. Be anything other than what he is, which is a lowly punching bag bumb for the rest of the Internet to shit on. He's just unwilling to get in the effort to change or do anything different, and he's just unwilling to even be told what to do to be successful. If this motherfucker had given me even an iota of actual creative control over his program.
I'm not saying I would have been able to actually save his career, because that's impossible, but he could have done a lot better and got a lot more out of his art because I was I could have been able to get him to do some things that were actually entertaining and that people actually wanted to see. But every step of the way of me trying to drag this guy to being entertaining, he would fight it. Yeah, so you can lead a horse to walk, and the guy is just a narcissistical Doug who's unwilling to do anything outside of his comfort zone whatsoever. And someone's saying here, he did make a grand sitting and begging today, But you have to remember.
Yeah, he's trying to be an Ed McMahon, right. He spends it all like that. He makes money, buys two switches, makes money, buys the steering wheel, makes money. W Champions.
Yeah, at hand, Remember it was. Like a down from the wrap on w w A Champions. It was gone by that weekend. This is a guy who's forty three years old.
He treats it like a wage slave job. This is a guy who doesn't have the money to fix his toilet, buy in the air conditioner, or put in central air in his home. He has no savings, he has no investments. He's massively in debt.
He lives by the way, Guys, he talks about being a homeowner and this and that. Yeah, it's not even detached, folks, Yeah, not even detached. They've gotten what they wanted out of it, right, They've a million specials on meds. Yes, they made tons of money as a result.
I got what I wanted out of it. I made a ton of money. I meant, No, he didn't make as much money as they did. No fucking way did he make as much money as they did.
I don't know. I got a piece of some of that from that interview in these pig roasts, And let me tell you, it's crazy money. Uh the keynot bump. I mean crazy, crazy money, right.
And I remember the one time when p came on my show and we did that pig roast crucifixion right after the breakup. I could not believe how much we collected in super chats and gifted subs, and oh it was crazy, it was. It was the best financial day for my show and my show's history. It was crazy, absolutely crazy.
There's no way Phil made that kind of money. Actually, what Phil really wanted out of the arc with us, it's not about money, because we respect my friends. He always spends it right. What Phil did wanted if you read the DMS between me and Phil, is he wanted to be respected again.
That's what he said. He's like, people used to care about the things I had to say, and no, I'm just the Internet's whipping boy, and I just want people to actually like me. That's what he wanted. That's why he was here.
He was here for clout and acceptance and friendship. That's why he was with Keno Casino. The money was it is somewhat important to him as well in motivating to him as well, But what he was really desperate for was to be accepted and have a community of people who actually liked him. And that's why he jumped through all the hoops and suffered all the humiliation.
Rich. Yeah, he suffered every humiliation that they put like he would make him show his socks and his underwear and his feet, and he did it without hesitation. He just did it. Crazy he's got to, you know, go do some push ups, Phil, and he would do it.
It's just ridiculous. And I think that what Phil really wanted is he wanted the Keno Boys to make him relevant again. And I don't know, I would say that kind of worked, like people started talking about him again. Jules, because that's what he was after in the end, and he didn't get that out of the arc, and now he's kind of permanently locked into this sad, pathetic whipping boy role where he plays the victim all day and cries and he hates it.
He's a miserable piece of. Shiites playing video games. I wasn't a message him for those what's his face from pirates ommer thing. I appreciate you actually.
Doing much better now than I was before I ever worked with them. I mean, just take a look at my set up and everything, right, It was basically all a means to an end, and I think both shy. He actually he bought some lights and wheel you know. What I meant.
Come out on top. But that was a great show. He did set up. It's total revisionist history.
We both got what we wanted in the end, No. Phil, like we got like yeah, like. You and now struggles to beat it, and he rates his audience and he spent all the money that he did to make during that arc. Taxes are raped, probably right, Yeah he's panicking, yea.
So honestly, it's all good. I really don't give you ship. They made me feel very very The Keynot Boys made me feel very very comfortable coming on their show. But those first couple of shows, like I had anxiety.
I don't get anxiety. I don't get like show jitters. But then I started thinking about, like, holy geez, they're gonna have like five to ten thousand people watching this show live, like I have to be good having like a lot of anxiety, like performance anxiety, Like oh shit, man, I have to be like on you know, like during this guest appearance, Phil just showed up like he didn't care, Like in my opinion, I mean, I don't know he does. And yeah, his problem is he thinks if he just finds the right, you know, audience, then he'll make money and be popular.
But you gotta have something good to deliver to that big audience or they don't come back. That's the thing is he claims he doesn't care, but then he'll see about us like a bunch of times. He doesn't care. I really don't care, guys.
It's all water under the bridge. Stage fright Stevens. That's why he has. He still blocked on Twitter, and you know he's fucking.
Has I'm all blocked. Yeah, he doesn't care, but he's gonna mention them and cry every time they go on vacation. He cries like a bitch. Stage fright.
You know, the first show that I ever did in a in a punk rock band, I think I was like fifteen or sixteen years old, and the first time I ever had a sing in front of people, I puked my brains out before the show and then I was like, well now I'm good. And I never had stage fright. I mean a little bit of stage jitters, but generally I always tended to be very very well prepared to do a performance, so that preparation takes away those kind of you know, warries and jitters. Yeah, he still bitches constantly.
So it's just nonsense by Phil. But this is him throwing ship at. The wall and sticks. It's a million different narratives all the time that all contradict each other.
But he's hoping that you'll buy into one of them and go, hmm, that kind of makes sense. Okay, I believe you, Yeah, I believe you ship that completely contradicts it in his lies. You know it was it was it was within like the first week of the on the King Snake stream, he was he flip flopped immediately, new narrative. This is the third story, the most humiliating streams I've ever seen in my entire life.
That Rich just like totally fucking shit all over Phil. And he brought him on to kind of ship on the casino and he really didn't, but he. Tried to memory hole and ret coon it. But Phil, at the end of the day, it happened, and you got called out on your bullshit by Review Tech US of all people, drop Box Dickers that we've been dumping on for like over a year.
I thought the defensive said, oh, you're totally lying, You're full of ship. I don't believe you. This is not to boot him off the stream and cope, it was so fun. About us.
And then he starts talking about Bill's mic arm. Yeah, and it's like somehow he's unbelievable. No, you couldn't even set up the mic arm. You know, how could you possibly orchestrate this?
Coins Yeah, I'm not can't even. Set up a mic. The argument was you said you would never get a mic arm, and you did. Forever.
As you know, I don't you. I have a million other people who talking about me every day. They certainly won't be. Oh that was abrupt.
Now we're way behind and I'm still catching up. But uh, this is from DSP memology. I want you to understand something. Oh that's my favorite clip when he asked for the money for his taxes and stuff.
This literally is a situation where I'm in dire financial straits, and if this stands, where I'm going to be making half as less money on YouTube as I ever did before starting. Now, I'm going to lose my house. I'm gonna have all my ship reclaimed. You know, credit card bills are going to go to default.
I'm probably gonna have to declare bankruptcy. I'm gonna lose everything. Oh, Department of Justice memo on Epstein. Yeah, I don't believe there's no client list.
How can he attract this is quite low tonight. What happened without clients has to be really client We have only one hundred and fifty people watching on YouTube? How many do we have on kick only fifty? What happened to Taxi Life?
This stream was doing really well. For the first wage. I'm not sure what's going on. We'll hang out for another few minutes, I guess before we start see and get more attendance.
I don't know what's going on with Taxi Life, you know, I am. I don't believe them that they're very, very nervous. All right, are we gonna go here guys tonight? Obviously let's have a check time.
As you know, I can't play the music anymore. You want to know why all the music in the game is claimed on YouTube and makes video completely dinmonetizable. So the last two videos I made of this game, I made nothing. Yeah, he's a fucking moron.
And here's why. Do you know? If you go on YouTube and search game streaming music, you'll find hundreds of eight hour long mixes of completely royalty free, copyright free Creative Commons music that you could play during a video game stream and remain fully monetized. He's so lazy he can't get like four K downloader and download some music and then repla place the commercial music in the game with that?
Is he a moron? How has he been doing this twenty years? And he doesn't know about royalty free music? RP is here and says he's going to have to get a job, and I have no doubt people will find out and harass the employer and get him fired.
He's stuck making no money or little money. Trump is bending the need to the elite, or he was never going to release the lists as prodigal stunts. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. And Floatark Cami says he's dumb.
Yeah, I think he's a moron. How do you not know about royalty free music? And listen, his streams get like a thousand views, So what is he losing by playing the commercial music? Six dollars?
He can't make that up begging, I don't know. I can't monetize him because of the AI music. So we're gonna have to go with no music, which really sucks ass, but it is what it is. Oh God, content, content, id content.
Let's see what happens tonight and it goes well again content. But I'm worried because I'm taking a look at attendance tonight and attendance is low both on YouTube and on kick. And yeah, nobody showed up to watch him pretend to be a taxi. Driver, right support at all?
So I'm wondering, do. You imagine if you called an uber and Dark Side Phil showed up to drive you someplace? It's going to go tonight? You know there are two driving games at once, too much.
I'll tell you what. Truck sim is doing very well. Truck Sim we got great attendance, great engagement, and the support has been very consistent. Okay, Uh, you know, with no income coming in from DSP gaming, I'm.
Very nervous, very very nervous. What's going to happen? I mean, if I can make streaming more profitable by building up a bigger viewer base and more contributions, then maybe it'll make up for it and it won't matter. But we're talking about a change I need to institute within like two months here that I don't know what is going to happen or not.
Star Ligne the two pound super chat and asks am I a good driver in real life? Oh? Yeah, I doubt it. Remember he said it would take him an hour to do a six mile round trip.
I have not been in a car accident because I was in my twenties. That was the last time. Then again, I don't drive that much, so maybe if I drove way more often, i'd get into accidents more often. You have to leave your house, right, be like, oh, you have to leave your house, drive all the time house.
But I've been in a few accidents when I was younger. When I was in high school, I had a a Ford Escort. It's a long da driving home on the freeway. I was driving home on the freeway, it was only a two lane freeway an eight hour.
I was trying to lane change left, as I was very commonly with my blinker on everything lane changing left. Someone was flying up in the left lane. They might have had to have been. Going everybody speed.
So I of course corrected back to the right lane. But I was nervous and scared because I thought the guy was. Going to narrowly avoided him. But I stop the ranting here flow chart Cami with ten that just says suffer Philip.
Yes, I agree. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more.
Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. Yes, thanks to kind and generous so souls like float Chart Cami, I will get more money.
Thank you, Cammy, and thanks for saving us from the sausage party that we usually have here. I pity the company that hires Phil, particularly if it's a public facing retail store, says Mara Coast, Chihuahua. I agree, right. Imagine if he was your worker, as lazy as he is, like if you had to work someplace like retail or fast food with him.
Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna being be honest here. I have no money right now. Phil has not hit a goal in two days, right, but we will I think, well, we'll see right.
Thank you Mara Coast, Chihuahua for your kindness, general city and support. Phil probably thinks that his high school ID accounts as a driver's license. Whales sighted off the port bow. Yeah, we need some whales and we need some Kick subs.
Is anybody alive over there? I'll read out some of the last Kick subscribers, though I Leveler became a subscriber recently, and good Boy and Rare Tricks gifted five subs, and Wacky Shucks gifted five subs recently, and Scooter the Pooter gifted five subs and Miss Teree subscribed over there, and Scooter the Pooter gifted one sub. Blood Wolf two A two became a subscriber, Lime Chin gifted a sub, and Felt the Dragon gifted a sub recently. So let's continue.
So this stream is funny because he only made twelve dollars for compensating. And I being hit the right divider hit or the right rail guardrail, and I off like a pinball, and my car bounced back and forth across the freeway and completely total. This is funny. This actually reminds me of driving Uber and Philadelphia and Center City.
There's a lot of back alleys and stuff that you can use to get around traffic, and I would do that all the time. So I almost died little streets like this. Luckily it didn't do much damage to me, but the door impacted to like here, and the air bag stopped my head. So if I didn't have an airbag, I would be dead.
I would have died when I was in high school. Oh wow, he had a car accident in high school. That was my first car accident. This is a way driving was pretty easy in this pretty easy.
Yeah, look at him? Oh shit, down the street rise. I've liked doing it. Well.
I just noticed distinctly tonight and this is just on stream, attendance is lower than it's been for this and right now, you know we've started and we only got like seven bucks of support. That could obviously change. Okay, seven did you guys know is we have two driving the caxi sim Well, let's see how it does tonight. Taxi life if you're calling.
It taxi seven seven dollars, dude, you could work at McDonald to make more than you're making playing video games on stream does tonight if oh jeez, we thank you Sandy Q with one for the goal. That is right. Thank you Sandy Q for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me today. Thank you Sandy Q for helping my dangerously low bank account. Right, yeah, I did nothing wrong. Of course he did nothing wrong.
Right, we have a good time together. Great, we can keep it in the rotation. But if we end up being a dramatic slowdown tonight and he is support and everything is slow, then we don't have to do it again. How it goes and what you guys.
Think, Oh, you guys better donate or I'm not going to play this this taxi game no more if you guys don't pay up. Well, I personally like the game. I do. I think that it's kind of fun.
It's very different from the truck seamp. So imagine if he actually had to drive a cab for a living, he would die in two days. Ye, how it goes for the rest of the night, Okay, I think it was just a temporary thing. Anyway.
I enjoyed my time ubering, but I started ubering like many moons ago when it was still you know, profitable. Now I don't know if I would ever do it again. You know, I have a friend who's doing it, and he's like, by the time I'm done with gas and paying my car payment, like, there's really not much left. You know.
This is probably the longest he's been gone while not sick, says Prodigal Stunts. Yeah, well, his wife left him, maybe somebody died, maybe his internet is out, who knows. I'm sure he'll explain when he returns. And I can't imagine he's going to take off too much longer.
He is like a crackhead, you know, like he always got to be begging to get the money. So I don't think he could take another day off or he'll die. She's happy, so it doesn't matter if I drive faster. Oh what.
An accident. Happened. That's the first time I've hit a pedestrian in the game. But you tell me what I was supposed to do.
There was no one there anywhere visible. I'm turning the pedestrians literally into my car was already turned and I'm responsible. So I have to hit three today. You know he's gonna use it as an excuse to beg excuse me.
The good news is we did get a tip, a thirty nine year old tip. Well, I can already tell you virtually in the game, I've made a hell of a lot more than I have. So, guys, if you like Taxi Live, if you could support it, please do tonight. Okay, okay, so tag thank you for the super jat Okay, guys have been going for two days.
That's our third contribution of the whole night. I'm getting the feeling you guys aren't liking this game anymore. So, I'm an honest question this game. Seriously, are you boring?
Because it's very hard for not to even talk to you guys when I'm playing it. It is like it's very hard for me to speak with you because I have to pay attentions to the game. I'm not finding the games entertaining. Then we don't have to do it anymore.
If you're actually legit bored of Taxi like, then we'll just say screw it and that we'll call it now. If you're bored of it, are you bored? Yeah? Yeah, people are saying, yeah, I guess we'll call it audible.
I'm sorry guys that we started. And since people are bored, I guess we'll just hang out then instead. I wouldn't want you rather have a social night with all of you hanging and chilling and having a drink or two and just and having a good time, rather than us play this and you're gonna be bored, you know what I mean? Guys, for Taxi like.
He's so boring he has to stop his play and activity for the night because that's how fucking boring he is. It is what it is. It's a fine sim game, but people are saying that they're bored. What can I do?
Right? I'm not gonna keep playing a game when people are saying that they're legit bored and they don't care for it. So I hope that you enjoyed the five hours or so that we played a taxi like. He streamed for five hours and he only made twelve dollars.
I'm gonna say that one more time. He streamed this for five hours and he only made twelve dollars. Trollie troll Troll is here with one for the goal, says, you know those lines to apply for such security disability can be pretty long. You are correct, sir.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Thank you, TROLLI troll Troll for your kindness, generosity and support. Let's get some subs.
Let's get some gift I'm gonna do the dark side, Phil Beggar Sampler. Let's get some PayPal pledges. Let's get some people buying me a coffee. Let's get some gifted Kick subs.
Let's get some new Kick subscribers. Let's get some new YouTube members. Let's get some super chats. Let's get some superstickers and PayPal pledges.
I will read them all. Our piece says, hey, two forty an hour ain't bad money if you live in the pall Uh. That's Ethan Ralph lives in Mexico. He can't afford to live in the United States with the ten dollars a day he's making streaming.
Right, I can't believe he only made twelve dollars and five hours. I would have given. I would have waged quit an hour in. I don't know, and thanks for watching.
Okay, had a good run. What else can we say? Right, had a good run. But if you're bored, you're bored, that's fine with me.
We can just hang out then that's what we'll do. Okay. Yeah, and he has no backup content. He needs quit.
He reads quit because you're a bunch of little, fucking moronic kids w pieces. Theres tw hundred three people watching. You should do a vote, but it's up to you. He wages quit if literally everyone in chat who's here interacting just said they're bored.
Everyone who speaks in chat, including regularly, said yeah, we're bored with this. It doesn't matter that theres two hundred fifty people watching. No one cares, you mean, no one pays. It sounds like, what do you mean, no one cares, no one to hang out with me, and there's dead air when I'm driving around because there has to be because I have to pay attention, so therefore it's not fun.
It's okay, fair enough, I mean, that makes sense. That's totally fair and fine, and I'm not angry about that. I'm not angry that. I only mean, yeah, he's seething.
He just said he's not angry that he only made twelve dollars in five hours. Just hang out there for the rest of the night. Okay, Okay, that's what. Maybe that's worse like him just hanging out, hanging out.
Let's close the game here, all right, let's get some lights on, alright, all right, guys, ready, we're just chilling. I guess i'll uh rename the stream. Will just did a fifty dollars super chat saying, do so Mario Kart? People want it?
Did Mario Kart last night? I have no desire to play Mario Kart? Great, he's thanks for the money. Stupid fuck he stopped playing the game and then suddenly he got a fifty dollars super like, thanks for stopping you fucking boring moron.
Here's fifty dollars. And excuse me, quite frankly, sorry about that disgusting belch out of nowhere. Quite frankly. I wouldn't play Mario Kart while inebriated.
It takes too much attention, too much control, you know what I mean? Like, if I'm gonna play something competitive, I would not be drinking. Oh, he can't play a child's game. He can't play a child's game while he's drinking A Welcome back to the Quino Casino boys.
And this is clipped by dutiesscribe. Let me back it up here. Okay, Phil? And the reality is this part of this might be if Phil was actually intelligent, him aiding us to talk about him, to keep him relevant and keep our viewership.
In reality is this feel is too dumb to think like that. This is just actually him just seething and done things because he's been doing about us for months. That's what it is. Yes, two Bucks says, was the King Snake thing not true?
I have told you the truth about everything. No you haven't. No, Bill, they're pointing out directly that what you're saying today is a direct contradiction you said during your King's Snake, which is that yes he did, which you are looking for somebody to con. You're looking for a misery merchant to con, and you saw you sought us out in order to scan us.
And now here you are today saying, well, I didn't know what was going to happen. To believe that Phil had this long term plan to infiltrate Quino Casino and what it's so stupid. Or I would turn on them or they would turn on me. So these two things can't be true at the same time.
So you're lying about the King Snake narrative and he's like, no, everything I told you was true. Just like you can't piss on people's hands and tell them that it's fucking raining, Phil, Like, unless they're one of your wheelchair dents, it's not gonna work. Bro. There's very few of those people, So yeah, that's not gonna work.
One who can't handle the truth has tried to spin a new narrative because they can't know the fact that I start, Oh my god. That's you that can't handle the truth pill. That's you that can't handle the truth pill because you're a narcissist and you experience narcissistic injury. So what you had to do was try and rewrite reality to make yourself a version of reality that you're able to live in and still maintain your fantasy's delusion.
He is now saying, bring this back five seconds. He is now saying that he was the smartest person involved in this, and then he pulled the. Listen to the show. Oh oh, and by the way, he did.
He does watch the streams. Remember that stream we talked about him him not showing the steering wheel while he was gaming. Yeah, he watches every keynote stream seething waiting for them to talk about him, and then he copes and seethes, and you know he's watching them. They busted his balls because he spent three hundred dollars for a steering wheel and then he's using it on stream but not showing the steering wheel.
So immediately after they busted his balls, he started showing the steering wheel. The next stream, he had the steering wheel. Oh yeah, has tried to spin a new narrative because they can't handle the fact that I was the smartest person in the entire situation. Why are we doing better than you?
Listen Phil, like, come on, come on, you were the smartest person in the entire situation. But this guy was spilling his guts about his personal life about his wife having cancer to me, and either he was genuinely spelling these details about his life or he was lying about his wife having cancer in order to manipulate us from Like both of them are fucking demented and retarded, right, But Phil. I imagine lying about your wife having cancer to get out of doing work. Like, I don't know what the situation was exactly, but they wanted him to do something, you know, like I don't know if it's smart guys or come on the quino casino for whatever reason.
And he's so lazy that he just like made up that his wife may have cancer so they didn't have to work. Oh no, no, I was the master manipulator. As you got down on the ground and hump the floor like an animal for my amusement. Yeah, showed your underwear and I got you to do the fucking chicken dance and all this fucking stupid shit.
Phil, I called your wife that I insulted your donators. I'm pretty sure I called like Jade a fucking retard and wheelchair dent. I said, you scam people on disability. I said, you're a patholgical liar.
You took all of this ship. Phil. Oh, God, I don't know if i'd call that smart bud. And then like, I mean, the smartest person like we got thank you for.
Sign the entire time, I got exactly what I wanted out of it. I knew what was going to happen as a result. I knew it wouldn't affend me negatively. I didn't give a ship did and I played it perfectly.
Part of the reason why at the beginning of this rank that he wasn't getting enough support and stuff like that. I cut that part out because it was so long and meandering, But that's part of what in context this was, and that was a negative consequence. Phil. It did affect you.
Your support on Kick went way into the ship. Way less people watch you on don't because the people on Kick were our fans. Phil. There were consequences to this happening, Phil, Yeah, attend otherwise, but there were bro there were by the.
Way, why does he get to be remember or whatever on Kick? Or like making fun of him, this guy who's a mod og king badge. And remember when he kept scamming Kick, pretending that he was exclusively streaming to Kick so he could get the higher money rate, and they would come in and like, go, uh, you're scamming us. They would email him, Ah, you're scamming us.
You're not you're re streaming to Kick. You're not exclusively streaming to Kick. And the one badge. Louse lucy king snake narrative and putting the emoji that's obviously mocking you.
Nobody in his chat actually likes him. The reality doesn't hate you like any real dense like. There's so few people actually truly like Phil and donate to him. The vast majority of his donations now are like people that touch the Pooh Glasstoppers, the fucking weans who are donating to try and control Phil or to try and piss people off.
I don't know if it's true, but somebody said Duty donates just to get content, like he'll donate and ask a real mean question or something like that. It's not that he actually has any sort of real fan base. It's all a fantasy. Yeah, but you don't.
Have to believe it. It's fine if you don't. It still doesn't change the fact that it happened and it was true, So for it, I believe whatever you want. Yeah, I believe whatever you want.
The self awareness. If I don't make content, they don't eat. Why we're twenty five, it's so nice. It's a demented insanity of Phil where he's trying to claim, Oh, if Phil doesn't make content, we wouldn't be able to survive.
Yeah, the come on Keto can never talk about Phil ever again, and they would be just fine because they cover like all these different locales, not just Phil. Flow Chart Camy with ten says she's fat and she's gone, and now he's sad and gay. Well he's probably gay to begin with though, right I think so. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Big support tonight from flowchart Cammy, thank you very much. Throw money at me, that's right, throw some more. We need some, We need some kick support. Let me go over there and check on the kick live chat and we'll continue in our felting journey.
Tractors wouldn't be able to survive. Da da da da da. Like. What Phil doesn't realize is that most tracts not their actual job, their sole source of in come.
To marriage and Phil it's like a side hustle where they make money on the side. Okay, yeah, that's what it is for me, you know, and we do normalop you pill like he's a fucking afterthought dealer for forty five s for massive fucking support. Yeah, let's make money and thank you everyone and you followers. Let's fuck.
Closet at home. Thank you. I don't know how to thank you enough. That's massive support.
Thank you. And that's basically Bill's month. If you cover locales, you need a large amount of Yeah, they just made Phil's month the one those. Two bombs there was his full time week film.
You did not make the. Right choice, amazing, There was no choice. There was no choice. We decided what to do.
You fail that it and we ship on you. That is correct. No, really, if I don't make content, they don't. Eat what's he's claiming about.
Five turn on the. Stream and say nothing and they can still make more money than other people. There's there's there's a you know, this is the thing, like there's guys like it's a gundam do a wide variety of content, you know what I'm saying, but feels every detractor it needs me in order to survive. No, they don't fill the truth is film attractors to survive because they're the only people who actually care about him at all.
This is the world, that's what used to accept that, says John Diaper. This is a world with I dubs in it. Okay, Like like when we make fun of I. Dubs, views are just crazy.
No one cares a film. You're a side lot. We like the best this is, I don't he realizes to just how small his world and his like sector of the internet with the detractors actually is. Like it's not like he really believes that the world revolves around him and that he's the most important person when he's truly irrelevant outside of the detractor community and he has no real fan base himself.
That's all that he has is the detractors, and then he tries want them to go away. If the detractors went away tomorrow, Darkseide Phil inside four months would have been would be evicted from his helm. Like he would go broke. He would have to get a job.
If there were no more detractors, that would be. It for keeping him. You know what's funny, I was thinking about this. Uh so you know, when you scroll through YouTube shorts or something, you'll eventually come to.
Like live streams, right, and it's he's random. It feels like AI but it's not. But it's just weird, random lives. Weird people talking or playing games or like Asian people in Japan cooking their viewership, right, and these people who are like literally you've never heard of them.
I couldn't even like tell you their names if I like. They're making and they're getting more views, and they got four or. Five hundred viewers, And it got me thinking, I'm like with Ralph for example, definitely everyone in the second thinks. Ralph's like, oh, it's right, it's right, you got two hundred viewers.
Yeah, he loses. I'm looking at these like, there's a hundred unlimited on YouTube right now. You can scroll better than I don't know, I just stop watching what happened Ralph this week? You know, Like but in his mind he is the guy.
But yeah, you're nothing, You are crazy. Yes, she ruined his dinner. Yeah listen, so I am really dressed like girls. All I can relate things to is my own experience.
I am. No one is pointing out the way Phil through cat cat name under the bus for ruining everything on the Fourth of July dinner. She can't be there. What loving husband would publicly humiliate their wife like that.
Yeah, I can only relate things to my own experience, and I can tell you this. I've been with my wife over twenty years, and she has one time and I can't remember exact exactly what happened. I think she left something like a pork roast in the oven too long. And that's one time out of twenty years where she didn't, you know, screwed up a meal.
And she was so upset about ruining the dinner. And I was like, relax, well, just order a pizza, honey, Like who cares like throwing the trash and let's move on. Don't be upset. She was very upset.
She thought I was gonna be like angry or disappointed. And I was a little disappointed because I was smelling pork all day. You know, when if somebody's cooking a pork roast smells your whole house kind of smells like bacon for a few hours. That's the only meal she, you know, had a problem with.
And I could care less and I would never ever bring it up or publicly humiliate her. Mistakes happened, so darkseide Phil Apparently his wife screwed up both the barbecue chicken and the crock pot and the macaroni and cheese. Somehow she screwed both those things up, and he bitched and cried and whined about it on a public live stream. Dude, that's your wife, you dumb dickhead.
Like you don't do that to your wife. You're supposed to support your wife, right, Uh yeah, I can only relate it to my own experience. My wife has almost never just the one time I can remember and the you know, mistakes happened. What are you gonna do?
We ordered a pizza. Dressed. This is the fatue of liberty, Buddy, is. Nail fatue of liberty.
But when we do their dad, I'm their provider. I am literally the provider for every professional detractor out there when people on their table on any given day. If there is a cottage industry around wings, yeah, sire racks, whatever the name is, uh fuck it. There's like every Phil.
Phil is not unique in this respect. Yeah, just like uh, you know, there's this little cottage industry around David Wilcock making fun of him. We've got Hidden In Playing Sighting and a couple other podcasts besides mine. Now all of us watch David Wilcock and we we make fun of them, like, and we all make money doing it.
It's a form of entertainment. Like, I don't understand why he's upset because the detractors are keeping him relevant and alive. It's just funny to me that I really do believe that, like Duty and a bunch of other of the detractors, they make more money than Phil just shitting on him. And again, I can only speak from my own experience, like I made a great deal of money interviewing and and you know, doing these updates on Phil, so much money that I'm basically buying a small forest with the money that I made from Dark Side Phil.
So thank you dark Side Phil. You're right, I guess he did put food on my table. But you know, I don't know him anything. That there's a bunch of channels that clip him and make money off of him.
Okay, yeah, that's what he's seething about. He wants to pretend. To exist, so would they. I think I need to make this clear.
I'm not a five year old. I don't care about drama. What he goes, he goes, make clear, I'm not a five year old. Why do you have to make that clear?
And we should be able to look at you and see that. But you know you act like a five year old film I don't know. I guess that's why you have to make a clear kid. And here he is.
The whole time, he's talking about, Oh, there's no consequences for the casino, but here are the consequences. Listen to this, and man, I just say real quick on that I don't care about drama. I'm not a five year old. That whole thing was trauma.
Being ship though, is drama? The reality. Watch him video funny and the biggest amount of you are drama related. Usually the reason why Phil doesn't do drama is because he gets his ship pushed it because he's a dull witted dullard with no charisma and no ability to research or put together an interesting argument or make fun of somebody.
He's just the dull witted dullard and he always loses. So he's looking for an attack dog so that he can do drama. He wants to be able to do drama. He doesn't have an ethical problem with people getting made fun of for them feeling bad.
He can care less about the consequences to other people. He just doesn't want there to be consequences to him. That's the reason he doesn't get involved in it is because he's a coward, not because he's some sort of righteous arbiter of morality. And you know you can tell that because his stream to do drama about us for Fox's sake exactly.
And Ralph's like a revenge pornographer, fucking lowest of the low life beater, dirty, dirty piece of shit. And Phil worked with him, so that was crazy. It's all just nonsense from Phil. Yeah, we have had barely any this week if you just take a look at the leaderboard.
Ah, and he has had barely any subs on kick Sneidberger syndrome is here with two pounds, says, are you crying, Phil? Do it? Cry bitch, suffer, suffer, throw money at me. Thank you sneed Berger syndrome and we'll check in with the kick chat as well.
Uh oh wait here it is one second here, and I want to thank all of you kick kick sub subscribers and people gifting subs because the kick extra money really does make a difference every month because they take so little from creators, it really really does help. So thank you for the support on Kick. You'll see that that this week has been incredibly slow for Kick support. Don't know why, he doesn't know why why?
And Phil, you know, and that entire rant was Waltill because you've fucked up. You fucked up the ertunity with us and everybody on Kick that supported you was our guys. That's why. Yeah.
Okay, so here we have. This is Phil finally completely breaking down. This is the facade cracking, the mass slipping, and Phil just completely breaks down into tears and cries. Craft has died.
Oh this is funny. He's gonna cry the bird dying in mine Craft? Have any I've only been watching him for a year. He's cried on stream twice now, maybe three times.
Look, how sad. This is a forty three year old man playing my bedroom crying. Sandwich. This is the worst imagine crying on a live stream because a digital bird died.
Like really, well, let's face it all, so money talked. Thank you, Saggi Sandwich, and thank you for letting your money talk to me. Big support tonight from everybody thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Now, surely that can't actually be what's going on here.
What I think is going on here is that dsp out of his pride and his ignorance and his stupidity, chose not to visit his dying mother. Oh give the casino a w oh, because it. Would be a confirmation terrible. That Phil was vulnerable with me, that he spilled his guts to me about his wife's situation, about his mom's situation, and in that short window of the time where Phil would be able to travel to visit his mother, rather than confirm that the d M.
Phil chose not to visit his dying mom. This was a mom, by the way, that was a helicopter parent for him and bad behavior. This is a mother that combed his hair for him every morning until he was seven, and she's dying and he's not going to visit her. Before over on the internet with a four pound man dressed as the statue of Liberty and I think here he is as he's putting together this gravestone and he's thinking about death.
I think that's why he cried. It might just be that he's actually just insane. And feels emotion for a dead bird in a video game. It could be that maybe he does have a bird in real life, because he told me about all these animals that he has uh and that his bird might have died in this like that he gets emotional.
It could be, but I tend to think that it might actually be him feeling like sad about his mom and how he's not going to visit her because he had taken Alan. Here with two and says, cry, picking your elderly parents. Cash money, bitches, cash money, thanks for the cash money, master, Betty. Look at that.
He's crying about a bird. Diy job, what a loser? Open the wolverine velcral wallets everyone, Yes, rest in peace. Bird not even a real bird when you come and she keeps sucking.
Not even a real bird. Okay, what was going on? He's like gargling like what fuck was that? Yes?
Absolutely, he cried over John. Tens, Sir the phils. No, this is real man, Like, he's actually getting emotional over this bird dying in Minecraft. And I think it has to be transference to feelings about something in real life.
But this guy, like as much as he tries to pretend like he's happy, and the stress of the disaster that is his personal life and all of his failings it comes crashing down on him and eventually he breaks. It's tough. It's been a rough day. Okay, let's see.
Actually, but I need you, uh, I need you uh kill some more skeletons at night to get more bones so that we can make more bone meal, so that then we can make this. Is playing Minecraft? Sorry, by the way. Yeah, his rough day, by the way, his rough day that apparently led to this breakdown over a digital bird dying was that he couldn't get g T A four mod to work, and he was unable to order the parl that he wanted on door dish.
Stop. I'm not kidding. That's what he's crying about. He couldn't get a pickle meal.
Oh yeah, yeah, Actually he's wiping. A loser, crying over the digital bird. What to do now? Because we have to wait till night to fight skeletons he's having, we can breed.
Okay, is it a stare? Where is the ten sobs for this? If not, it's all right. We have a lot of fills.
Man. That's funny, all right, Okay, So here him this is amazing. Let's just hit play, all right, they're achieving action. That's the end of that one.
Okay, we'll go to the next one. I got one more to share. Uh oh no, we just did that one. We did the bird, the King's delusion and his mental health.
This is from Duty Streams. Be sure to go over there and subscribe. He clipped this. Okay, Phil, The reality is this part of this might be a film.
Was actually intelligent in us to talk about him, to keep him relevant and keep our viewership and engaged. But the reality is his phill is too dumb to think like that. This is just actually him just seething, inventing because he's been stewing about us for months. That's what it is.
Yes, two Bucks says, was the king snake thing? Not true? Oh no, we did just one already, pork chop, the birds selling out his morals. Okay, yeah, there we've reached the end here.
I didn't have very much time to gather more clips. But if somebody would like us too, I've still got a little more time to share. Maybe we'll go try to find Uh, we'll go see if there's any updates. Oh, we can Duty talked about his uh, his being gone, his disappearance right breaking DSP emergency boasts post letting the world know he can't stream.
Let's wildly speculate this is pretty interesting. There's got to be something going on if he didn't stream and beg for two days straight, right, there has to be There has to be. One second, you got to get past the ads. Ah, okay, we'll share this one one second.
There we go. So Duty is covering this DSP all. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am unable to stream today. I have no estimate for when I will be able to stream again, so please stay tuned here for updates.
I do hope to return as soon as possible, so stay tuned and thanks for understanding. They call me DSP. I'll check in on Twitter to see if he posted any updates. Is up?
Everybody at your boy Duty back again with another video. And it's been a while since your Boy Duty has done a commentary style video or podcast. And you know what Dudy has. It's about man, it's about eight thirty almost nine o'clock.
Actually, bron man, you guys know, Dudy's traveling. I'm out chilling in Spain with creatures having a ball, having a great time. But I saw, yeah, no updates. Let me post a video that was yesterday he posted that he couldn't stream.
Was real quick. Our boy Phil woke up this morning, got ten forty five and posted this little note here letting. Tyrone moved in. Yes, Cat's boyfriend Tyrone, Yes, and.
He'll be able to stream again right. He posted on X and he said, all du the unforeseen circumstances, I'm unable to stream today. I have no estimate his wife's getting the BBC. That's exactly what happened.
Tyrone moves in and his wife's getting the BBC. People of course wondering for days he could be sick. Ye, if he was sick, he would tell everyone that he was sick. That's duty.
It was great. So I don't think he's sick. To cats sick, I think if Kat would have been, but it said I have an emergency. He didn't say that, so I don't think it's that CT sick.
The other thing that most said a lot of people have theorized is could it be that he went to Seattle. We all know that he planned two days visit dying parents, a vacation or time. Off this week, either moved in or well. The best way to check would be w.
W got account coming back, he doesn't miss a day. Maybe come back Sunday night or Monday morning. And it was delayed and now he still has time and money for. A flight from d to a straight fight conclinded to Seattle.
It's about eight or nine hours. And then you got to take a look at the time differences and all that. It's it's a tasking flight. So I trouble with I think it's the most simple Karen's I think he's having a problem with Comcast.
Now, I went and I checked the Comcast outage uh the outage map on Infinity, and I posted, of course Phil's address and I'm not going to show that here, but it's said here this popped up scheduled maintenance scheduled beting it's in your area, is scheduled to start on seven eight, which is tomorrow or at midnight. You may experience interruptions to all of your Comcast business services during this time. We apologize for any convenience and appreciate your patient. Tyrone needs to.
What might be happening is Phil is down because because they're prepping for the work and maybe they shut it down. I'm not sure. Going to get to honeymoons. Class is romancing downstairs.
Business style individual and needs to pay extra money for internet because he thinks that, you know, if you're a business, you should have internet business internet. So we knew that a couple of years ago. He removed the second line, which was. His personal Oh wow, I didn't know that, David.
So if he had his personal line he might. Now all you have to ignore roof problem for. The really odd I mean, normally he would bitch and complain about Comcasts, but he didn't mention that. He basically just said he's not gonna be able to stream and he's not sure when it'll be.
He'll be back up now again, like I said, I really think it is Comcast. Maybe this is Phil just trying to He knows that the tractors of him because all he does is bitch and complain about ship that he can't can't do anything. Well, technically you could, Phil, you could have thiken my advice that I gave you a few months ago where I said your internet. Because he did have two internets at one time.
He was paying two bills one for a personal line with comcasts, and then what business? Why don't they diversify it? Why don't you get like say FiOS or get you know, at and. T or something like philps downstairs.
So that CACM place while you're working, and then a business you can hop on the other internet, you know what I mean. Like if your business line goes down, well you should be okay, you should you can pop onto your Exfinity or T mobile whatever, you know what I mean, And it would make sense. But of course Phil doesn't think like that. He you know, it's too difficult to have two separate bills and pay two separate internets.
Uh. If he would have had that, he should he would have been fine. I just find it really interesting that he's being vague here. I think one person is supposed to hear, Oh, is he meeting with the lawyers?
He plotting the lawsuits, and that's why he's often's detractors. He's uh, he's trying to do an experiment where if you know, if he's not streaming detractors don't have any content circumstances or some nonsense like that, Who the hell knows. I always find a comic goal because of course, whenever it comes to Phil. You can for him to never come back.
That you can make content. I'll give you an example. Today, I posted a video about the ten year legacy and it's it's doing very good for me, it's doing very good for duty. So of course we have seven years of content which we could pick apart.
And and and and just have a blast with. And this is no different. Yeah, dude, he did a uh did a video about DSP's ten year plan to like get out of debt that didn't work out. You know, you took off today and I managed to pull out a video, uh for for myself.
Yeah, I diagree. Competing speculating, you know, I don't know what it is. I'm gonna be champions course g. R G D T eighty five.
He's a streamer on he's a streamer on uh on YouTube, and he actually blamed me hitting him into the vortex, so uh again, my my apologies. And then uh, a couple of people did speculate. I mean pretty much the same thing I've been saying, where people just think that essentially his internet might be down or he did go. He doesn't have spur me dust one moment.
I'm for some difficulties. Okay, one second here, I didn't mirror that one. Yeah, he went to Connecticut. Connecticut is not something that you can fly out in two or three days.
It's just too difficult. It takes you one full day to get there, and then you know, long play for another day with your family, and then it's gonna take you a day to fly back. I mean, it's just it doesn't make sense. Probably nothing next to month will take a minimum four or five days.
And that's not what Bill's doing here. It is funny. Maybe he'll just cry, we know, as soon as he gets back. If it's either, ye, he's just crying, crying he pulled out.
His small of a violin and complain how the world is unfair. Someone or something or some business hurt the here Internet and excuse me, hurt his business. If it is Comcast, you know, he's gonna ship all over Comcast and he's gonna talk about he has no other option, so he's stuck with Comcast. But of course, you know they need to apologize to him, definitely need to apologize to him and reimbursed him with something.
You know, that's what Phil's gonna say, exactly and all this and all this to elicit pity donations from the dens tomorrow whatever the hell he can sign back in. But yeah, I mean that's really it. If we hear anything else, I'll make sure to post something, But at this point, right now, there's nothing else. I mean, I can.
Posted something more interesting there, let's see here. And then on DSP gaming, what did he say on its post? Uh, basically a cut and pace of what he said due to unforeseen circumstances. He's not sure when he's gonna be able.
To stream it, and then got a gym membership. I doubt it. Yeah, I guess some of the deads game and it's nice or darn or whatever the hell not. So that's it, folks.
I mean, I mean, I tried to see if we had anything. I was raw Field streaming, but he's streaming a teching thing. I don't think any of the restreamers are streaming. They actually all it might be streaming.
So if you got nothing better. To do, yeah, imagine that Phil was just bitching that if he didn't make content, everybody would starve to death. And I don't know, I think the Detractor channels are just fine. They just stream something old or you know, ship on him for old videos.
You might want to go check out. Uh, go check out wpig. Let's see if he's streaming. Let's see what's going on.
Yeah, wt W Pig is on, so he could definitely check him out. You know, he's gonna give you some good content, something interesting, and I think they're looking at hyperfixating and wild speculations. Alrighty folks, but that's all I have. If it was comcast to just say that and don't throw pennies at him, I did that through PayPal videos.
Hope you guys enjoyed the video piece. If you're a man who makes. Fifty all right, well, the ads are ridiculous. Don't throw pennies at him.
I did that. Are you familiar with robust urban Garlic. He's one of the most high effort attractors I've ever seen. Yeah, I've seen some of his stuff, I believe.
So. I just tried to sign up for a gym membership like two days ago, and it said my email was already in use. Turns out I signed up four fricking years ago and forgot, and I've been paying them all this time. I paid for a gym membership for a year like last year, and my wife just canceled it.
She's like, you don't have time, you're not going to go. I'm like, you're right, just cancel it. But luckily I had one of those month a month that's easy to cancel. Well, you know what I hate when they try to rope you into some five year contractor some shit gymser scam.
As All has said many times that Phil disappeared today, he'd have years of back content to go through exactly, So it's not a big deal, right. I decided just to get caught up while he's gone. That's what I thought was a good idea. We'll take a moment to check in with the PayPal pledges and to buy me a coffee and things like that.
And the Kick support still withholding over on Kick, but that's okay. We thank you for the recent support. So thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support recently. I'm not going to be filling complain it's low support.
What happened, right? We want to thank initial c W for one hundred dollars PayPal pledge. Very very kind and generous of you. Initials.
See W, you didn't add a note, so I don't know your chat room user ID, but thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support. One hundred dollars PayPal ledge. Very very kind and generous of you. Dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, all right, friends, Yeah, we'll call this a quick one. I guess there are tons of phil arcana to peruse years after he goes away. Yeah, I should watch the video of DSP making a taco.
All right, Well, we'll do that before we get out of here. How the hell do I find that Darkside Phil makes a taco. We'll try to search for it. Darkside Phil makes the taco, DSP tries fishy, DSP fails it tacos.
All right, we'll see if we can't. We'll see if we can't play that one. DSP fails it tacos. Thank you, mak loves detracting.
Since you're such a big supporter, I will do that just for you. We'll go through DSP failing at tacos, and then we'll call it a day. TROLLI troll troll with another one for the goal. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Why did I spend the money so just Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. I loved hearing about the fourth of July fishing Derby. Would love to see some photos. I'll put some on my Twitter later just for you.
TROLLI troll, troll for those that aware. Every year at my cabin in the Poconos, we have a fatly fishing tournament and right now my wife is in the league. She caught three fish, and my son is second place. He caught two fish.
And I only caught a turtle, a painter turtle like a water turtle. So I'm zero. I got nothing, and but I'm hoping to make up for that this weekend. Troy tro troll and I'll post some, uh, some of the pictures on my Twitter.
David d Davidson with one for the goal, so suffer dsp. Yes, without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna being be honest here. I have no money right now.
Haha. Thank you David Davidson. Now I have some money thanks to your kindness, generosity and support right. I think him dumping grease in the toilet and the FF thirteen on boxing video are my favorites.
I love that grease video. I play it here a lot. All right, DSP fails at tacos. It's DSP and welcome to another episode of Classic Chopped Tomatoes.
But I why there's so much water in it? Why is there so much water in it? Feel it? You can basically feed a family, Yeah, right, and that would be goddamn salty tacos.
Salty tacos with basing. Turkey, lettuce, or you can make tacos with chicken. No matter what you do, it's pretty much the same recipe. You make tacos chicken.
You don't make tacos with ground turkey. I've had them. There's a discount supermarket near me, and they sell very cheap ground turkey that's pre tacos seasoned. We tried that a few times.
I just prefer the beef. I've also eaten tacos made with venison meat, which is actually a good use for venison meat, because venicson meat tends to be a little gamy. But if you put all that spice on it, you don't even know that it's not beef, really you, I think most people I could feed you a venison taco and you wouldn't know it wasn't beef because the spice hides it. The gamingss.
I think, what do you need to make tacos? Well? For less sodium out your shells. There's a lot of variety.
Shots in the soft tacos you're going to find. Hard tacos you're going to find. Well, he uses this, I will say this. He uses the same taco shells I use.
I like those because they have a flat bottom. I hate regular taco shells because you can you know, too close together and the anf you cook them, you can't get the stuff in there. Those are bigger and they stay upright so that you can build the tacos easier. So that he did right.
You can put all your ingredients in them and as you see, they actually stand up. They don't fall over and make a mess. So could if you like, you could cut your own chopped tomatoes. Personally, myself, I make it easy.
I'm kind of guys. Go with the store and pick it up. And in addition to that, obviously with shredded lettuce and a pan or lit so well, gonna put that and I'll have to leave that out unfortunately. So oops.
He doesn't have lettuce. He can't afford lettuce for his tacos. You're gonna take the meat and you're gonna start to brown the meat, which is super simple. Oh this is a great edit p because have diseases you don't need.
He's a fucking moron. If you're frying grid ground meat, it's it's got its own fat. You don't need to butter the pan or the pan. You don't want to end up getting some nasty thing.
So we're gonna go ahead, get that in there. Very appetizing is to get the beef. It's a small pieces. Very ready to figure that one out.
All right, I just gotops. I'm immediately gonna wash my hands. Our goal is to take this wooden spoon and cut up this meat. It's very appetizing a piece so very advertising.
Chum chump chup, chup chump chop. Smashing it like an asshole, you will damage the pan as as you can see. It's clumpy, and you get a little left handed action if you're if you're right handling me and your hand it's tired and switch it up. We need to basically make this meat brown as it dries out.
We need to get pretty much Liquick two says, picking up the slack for the kick chat stop withholding yeah on kip chatters. Yeah, the dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, Thank you, Steve Berger syndrome. Very appreciated.
Uh, I'm glad you told me about this video. This is this is pretty good cooking with the cake. The meat obviously is gonna want to get out of the pan too, but that's okay. We're gonna handle it very slowly around, I'm sure.
So we've got our taco mix and what we're gonna do. Let's try to get this open without getting them making a mess. My god, this guy is helpless. I knew it was something the tops.
I'm not about my floor and now which I'm not tapping him out who this means it's time to move the meat again. And this, of course is exactly what they do a taco bell when they make tacos. So you're gonna want to move it around as much as you can. Maybe start moving and flipping it if you can to get the red at the bottom.
Optionally, you can take a couple of shots at tequila while you're doing. Oh my god, we're browning nicely here. Cheese. Frankly, it just doesn't want to open.
I don't know how kind of cheese is he using. It's white and as I. Said, I take a look, there's no juices in the pan. As I as I predicted, what happened the fat melting.
Hmm, so appetite with the moistness right to me? Moistness good, dark side felt said moisteness. As you can see, what's happening now is is I'm smashing it. It's actually becoming giant clumps in your taco.
It's not acceptable. Chump chump, chump, chup chup chump chop, chump chump, chup chup chup chump chop. My god, but we're gonna. Do and grain as much as you can.
A little bit of meat fell in there with a cup of water. He got his hand tired from browning meat brown and robust. No, you do that before it goes in. It's okay that it's now where it's supposed to become a.
Meat mixture with the saw, what do you guys use distribute the sauce evenly. You know what I do aaron is a lot of times we don't use we we very rarely will have the hardshell tacos. More often than not, we use flour tortillas, and I just fry them in a little bit of oil right before you make the tacos. I like that personally oiling, which is perfect.
This is going to allow this to so into the meat and it's you're gonna become a tasty mixture. It is no longer just ground beef. Okay, this is now our special Mexican dish. It's that simple, and we want to get it.
How much water did he put in that consistency? A little bit less wet than sloppy, making it basically a moist meat mixture. But moist meat. Sorry, let's brain out my things.
I do want to a little bit more. But this juice is not even boiling anymore. Taco meatco. We're gonna scoot that hear to our tacos.
This is our tacos and the taco me oh, hend and ground some of that meat. You should be the first thing that goes in any top the shell. Is the taco meat. Mmm, you're gonna.
Really load these guys up. I want taco that refuses to stand. But now you actually stand up, they don't fall over and make a mess. Oh god, it's a little lop lighted taco there.
We're gonna obviously add some other ingredients, so let's go ahead, and the bit of salta to each top though, be like a little bit of spice. But I don't like. I think it's too much about. The Yeah, what the hell?
Okay, you got some so some people will overload it. Globs will sprinkle that right on top. No lettuce, I can't afford lettuce. Once you have each ingredient in there, stick a toothpick through it this way, and then maybe stick a tooth pick through it the other way and make like an.
X of two picks. I mean that I live alone. You know, it's not going to be like someone else is going to run in here and start eating. So d SP fails at baking.
Well maybe YouTube premium one second, let's check that one out as well. One second, get through the ads. Hmm, that's interesting. DSP actually used to take a vacation, he says.
I am currently on vacation. I have scheduled some edits to upload whilst I'm away, normal videos will Oh this is this is DSP fails it not DSP. Yeah, DSP doesn't take actual vacations that will require him to leave his house. Right, What am I gonna do.
I'm gonna whip up a couple of six pieces of white bread. I'm gonna make a huge mess bacon. Oh that's where that's when he started dumping grease down the toilet when he was making bacon. Bacon.
Don't dump bacon grease down the toilet, you fucking moron. Sandwich bread uh and uh bread uh you know American cheese. What are your pants? I'm gonna hurry on a gamer.
I use the natural ships. Bring I cook bacon in the air fryer. Now that ship, get that ship out of the way. Let's get these bread toast.
Thing comes out perfect thing. Anest the other day, I frights some bacon I threw on the too early. All the alarms went off, all the fire alarms, and it wasn't macon. Bacon.
Bacon is gonna have a shiploaded fatty bacon, which I'm kind of pissed off about. Oh my god, the bacon is not even coming apart. That is really fatty bacon. Holy shit bacon, super fatty bacon.
Right now, two to three pieces of bacant bacon is gigantic. The biggest pan I have, which is the bacon. It's amazing this guy survives bachelorhood without starving to death. Long bacon.
Now I'm really piss I don't know. I was a starving artist, so I got really good at cooking. A wiggled ship out of that. Come on, cooked bacon is pretty bacon.
Cooked bacon is pretty bacon. Cooked bacon is pretty bacon. Pretty bacon. Put my fucking hands off the raw bacon.
How do you store bacon? You put it in a jar? Pop in the next bat toast it. Cracking the egg?
Dam Come on, how do you crack an egg? Ye? Dear my eggs. He can't even crack an egg.
He can't cook eggs. Like, come on, man, that's crazy, Like how hard is it? Air? Raws?
Here with one for the goal, saying reminder, this is a man who can't chop onions or garlic, added two cups of sugar to tomato sauce, and somehow cannot make instant cup of noodles properly. Well. In his defense you know he is a fucking moron. I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Thank you air Raw for your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. And here we're kind of going into overtime. I could crack an egg when I was a five year old, says eagle Eric v v A.
You are correct, sir. I think most kids can do that that right, How can he not do that is the question. I love running egg amalgamating into one big egg. I usually cook him my toast.
Just pop this egg got out of hand, damn bam toast. My fucking toaster just does not want to work. Jesus Christ, a. Guy can't work a fucking toaster.
Disgusting oops oops ah ship, that was a massive failure, a gamer one. Fucking oops on your eggs. That's how you do it. All the bread is now it stuck to my fucking hand, so that doesn't help.
Bacon's bacon needs to be flipping right the fuck now, this one is all fucked up. That's gonna be burned. This is what happens. Oh that that bacon's fucking Destroyed's gonna sea a fucking fat which is disgusting.
How can you not be able to cook bacon? Like start migrating the eggs over to the plate with whoops, I'm not that smart. All right, egg number one, bam, egg number two, bam, egg number three, bam. Eggs are on the sandwiches.
We're gonna get the bacon the fuck out of the way. Here. Look at this burn ass fucking bacon. You have to shake it.
You have to get the excess grease off of it. Around a little bait bam, god, this piece barely cooked. Ship. My stove is still on.
And this, my friends, is why he door dashes every fucking day because he can't cook to save his life. All right, the bacon, as you can see, is going ape ship right now. There's a shipload of grease in this pan right now. It's pretty nasty looking.
It's not exactly the prettiest bacon on the planet. Yeah, I saved the bacon. What do you do with it? You look like a moron.
Start for a while and use it for other things. The kitchen sink clogs all the time times a day's unfortunate. Oh right, in the toilet. Potato, So that looks delightful, doesn't it.
Why no, wonder if toilets are broken. Where I live, the climate is temperate, but if you live in like a cold or hot area, you might break the fucking pan. But anyway, I have a dishwasher and unfortunately does not clean. Wasn't able to multitask.
And the cheese has burned on the edges. The cheese burned down the edges. The eggs look actually fine, We're gonna put two pieces the sandwich. The bacon, however, you burn as bacon.
I know my wife will kill me if if I if I dump bacon grease or any kind of grease in the toilet, she would murder my. God, damn it, you're on the goddamn my forest clean so I could pick the bread up. His IQ is like seventy Yeah, he's kind of a lot of bacon. You're eating within seventeen minutes.
I mean three bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches and pretty much in cleed. The most of the mass is the only other thing obviously, this is disgusting. I'm gonna devour these sandwiches. And that was DSP's gamer food.
This is gonna fuel me. Fuck Clay, Oh my god. Toaster was broken, eggs, bread, isn't even toasted. What a loser usually bread?
And uh some of your negative comments. Thanks, you need these guys. Uh, there'll be an asshole. You look stupid, everyone, you look stupid.
One second. Oh that was the end. So the guy can't figure out how to make a sandwich. He can't toast bread like he can't work gamer food.
No he didn't. My parents taught me how to dispose of bacon, grease. My wife is a slave. I know how y'all get down with pork.
I don't know about that. Yeah, uh yeah, So I think we've done our due diligence. We're a little bit shy of two hours, so we're gonna call it a night. But I will be back tomorrow night at seven p m.
Eastern Standard time. No place I would rather be. Hope you'll be here with me tomorrok at special show planned. Uh, it's gonna be interesting, right, let's just put it that way.
But why are you not at the time? Oh you're not at the time. Yes, Yes, it's interesting to see how Russell Crowe went from so buff in that role to now he's kind of just like I'm old and fat. It's okay, I have one more thing to share for the kick chatters.
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Haha. That is right. I'm not going to beg I gotta I have a totally expert beggar to do it for me. And yet, Aaron Slavic, I guess you meant not.
You meant slav not slave. Yet calling your wife a slave is generally a bad idea. I wouldn't do it. My wife is the vengeful type too, so like I gotta be very careful with what I say.
I don't want to get murdered in my sleep. Right, So we've done our due diligence. I'm going to bounce on out of here, friends. I want to thank each and every one of you supporters.
I want to thank you kind and generous Patreon supporters, YouTube channel members, kicksubscribers, people gifting kick subs, people gifting YouTube channel memberships, people sending super chats or superstickers or hey, super thanks. Did you know even if you're watching a replay, you can hit that thanks button. A couple bucks in our hat and thanks to you channel members as well, Big ups, big support. Eastern Ukrainian slav not slave.
Yeah, that's a big, big difference, Aaron ha. Yeah, I love Slavic women. I think they're you know, I'm Polish and man. I grew up in a Polish neighborhood and some of those beautiful blond hair, blue eyed Polish girls Jesus Christ, you know, like God bless them.
My wife is kind of one of them. But she's a mix of all different things, German, Polish and a bunch of other stuff. I guess you could consider her Slavic. I don't know.
Thanks for the stream, says bro Sirus. Good to see you here, Bro Sirus, welcome. So we've done our due diligence. I'll be back tomorrow night at nine pm Eastern.
Oh, I forgot one more funny bit. This is a pig the game blatly cheaty. Oh yeah, phil Ah, I love it all right, We're going to bounce on out of here, but I will be back tomorrow night at seven pm Eastern time. So yeah, please be here with me.
I will be back. But for now, that's all I got for you. Until next time. Friends, my name is Steve Cambian.
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Begging on my birthday? This is what I've gone to, Begging like a crackhead. It's all that I can do. Crying on my birthday.
The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. The detractor is no, why crying on my birthday? I'm begging to survive, Begging on my birthday.
Nothing better to do? Begging on my birthday. I've got nothing, nothing new. Begging on my birthday pathetic gets true?
Then you on my birthday. That's all I can do. Rying on my birthday. The tract is no, why crying on my birthday?
I'm begging to get by. Crying on my birthday. The tract is no, why crying on my birthday? I'm begging to survive righting on my birthday.
There the tract is no why crying on my birthday. I'm begging to get by crying on my birthday. Detract is no lie crying on my birthday. I'm bagging to survive.
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Oh well, thank you somebody letting me know. RP muted you, boomer, Yes, thank you. I haven't done that in quite a while. This new software auto mutes you when you play a bumper, and then you have to unmute yourself to speak.
So I was saying Darkseide Phil is missing, missing in action through whole days day two of no DSP streams. What do you think is going on? Let's wildly speculate. Kat left is in the top spot with thirty seven percent.
Interesting that so many people think that his wife left him birder, other animal died seven percent, his mother died thirty six percent, Internet outage twenty percent. Some online sleuths have figured out and thank you, by the way, RP much appreciated for the save. I don't even have my phone on me. Normally somebody will call me and say, hey, dummy, I haven't done that in quite a while, but thank you RP.
I appreciate RP had to spend two dollars so that we can have audio. Maybe I'll mute it again unless I get some more super chats RP. Right, So, some internet sluice have figured out that he was having his scheduled internet maintenance right where he lives for a day. But it's back on now, so people are kind of ruling that out.
It can't just be the internet is out. So let me know what you think in the live chat or in the comments is did his wife finally get pissed off and leave him? Did a bird die one of his parents die internet outage, or you know, maybe he got you know, got sick from too much gin or you know, I don't know, I don't know, Spooky says the one time he needed his phone on him. Yeah, I'm terrible at that kind of shit.
I had a hell of a day, Spooky. I was, you know, I was doing some paperwork today, important paperwork and how to go to the notary to get something notarized and all kinds of stuff. But I'm like David Wilcock, I'm closing a deal this week, and money's changing hands and the deal will be done. Actually, technically I signed the papers today, so the deal is done.
I just have to send off the paperwork to the lawyer and then the deal is done. I'll have more I'll be sharing more about that and later in the week. I don't want to jinx anything. Well actually I don't think I could jinx anything.
Like, the papers are signed, I'm sending off some stuff and we'll have an important announcement about that hide away cabin property. If you're a YouTube channel member, you can go and look at the members section. I bought a little plot of land in the Poconos and started building a little cabin on it, and that you know, was a little dream of mine, but now that dream has become much, much, much bigger. Uh.
And I'll share the details in a members video. Actually, I have a video that I made of the project and what's going on, and I will be you know, Spooky says it's awesome. Hey listen, everybody needs their own their own cult compound. Okay, if you know, come on, Spooky, so I'll have more details.
I'll be uploading a member only video which explains what's going on. So I just think it's funny, like David Wilcock is always talking about these big deals he's getting and big deals he's making, and then nothing ever happens. And like I always say, that's not how business works. You know, you negotiate the terms of the deal, money changes hands, and the deal is done.
Unlike David Wilcock, Sam Gonzalez is here with a weird seven forty three, very specific. Maybe he's going through the transition, if you know what I mean. Dude, he's an ugly dude, but he would even he would make an even uglier woman, right, So let's hope not Sam Gonzalez. I remember one time he dressed in drag.
It didn't. I don't think that went very well, right, But I don't know if that's a compliment that this guy can't pull off drag. Does that mean he's too manly? I don't know.
All right, So we're gonna get to the to the clips. I really enjoyed. I'm still catching up, but I really enjoyed Keino Casino. They just came back from their couple week break, and what is so funny is that dark Side Phil was seething and busting, busting on them for the whole time, knowing that they're on vacation.
They can't respond or they won't respond, But they came out and they came back and they just and this is from Duty's streams. Make sure you subscribe to him over there. Duty is funny. He posted earlier like him pushing DSP with a stick saying do something, because I guess two days.
If your whole channel is dark Side Phil and dark Side Phil doesn't do anything for two days, I guess you know, I guess that's a problem. Right, Let's back it up here. And I love the fourth of Even though these guys are Canadian, they pulled out all the stops for the fourth of July. Well, let me make that bigger.
There bought up on dark side Phil. So we have a collection of twelve clips here. Wow, that are some of the best moments, the best moments of Phil. So here we have our first clip.
We're checking and we're seeing how he's doing. This first clip here of Phil is just him seething about me, just the moment by moment went on vacation. Phil just kept seething about us, like he would continuously keep bringing us up because he knew that we weren't able to respond to completely revise history and re explain the King Snake narrative. This clip film makes me sound so fucking cool, and himself sounds so pathetic.
I have no idea what he was thinking with this other than just like bitter jealousy and. A bitter jealous save. For thank you so much and for thank you so much. By the way, just look at how miserable he is.
Like like those are the eyes at a lot of strain. Hates his life, hates everything going on that he's doing, and he eventually just snaps and lashes out. And as we'll see, he's under so much strain Eventually he just can't take He breaks down and that I have my own theory car. But we'll get there.
Once we get there. Let's have a look here though, at this clip of Phil seething about me and the casino. Yeah, he can't stand that. They go on vacations a lot.
There's just hilarious. You can tell that they just like constantly quote this guy like they're just fucking infatuated with the watch everybody listen he goes. They're infatuated with him. They quote him endlessly, they watch every stream.
Thankes, Phil. They can be sound real cool, but oh man, he's so bad. That's exactly. That.
You you took felt it. You fucking ran it into the ground. All of my mannerisms, the way I ask for support, you copy it so badly. You know, today Phil finally admitted that he's not me.
He admitted that he can't do what I do, which is a really sad moment for and he tried to do it in this backhanded way, but you know, it was just him admitting that he ain't me. He ain't him, You ain't him. The Capitol Jay says he talked about us ten times tonight. Oh it was crazy, and that was just not that was just what I was able to see in the few minutes I was able to tune into him.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't watch their show and I don't listen to the traffic content. Yeah that sure, Yeah, sure sure, Jan Sure we all know that you're obsessed with the detractors and everything that they say, because your content revolves around them and see thing about them. There's nother day that goes by where Phil's note thing about the inside every street and seething about detractors, whether it be.
Yeah, there's plenty of name. He's always always I have to know because they come in and they repeat it every day. And you think you're gonna make them stop, and I hope to because BPPS fans come in every day and I really wish. Stop.
I don't want to tell you today he was contemplating throwing out the h R t u's last chip. Yeah, and he tried to beg for five hundred bucks for it. You know, like maybe they're the loser is repeating the station seven. That's you.
You. No one gives a ship about what we have to say about me. That's the thing, is. Phil, You just contradicted yourself, because all of those people who are come to tell you the things that I said obviously do care about the things I'm saying about you.
Yeah, and that's the interesting part. Nobody cares what Phil has to say, but of course people care what both Andy and Triple Pe have to say. And thank you Chill Station for kindness, generosity and support much much appreciate it. Dude, I'm gonna make so much money.
This is insane. Ha bum side Phil, Thank you very much. Uh and I will be checking in with the kick Chat. Let me go over there now and do some shout outs.
Welcomekick dot com viewers. Glad to see some people over there. Let me go to the channel here. We'll do some shout outs.
Who is in the Kickchat today? Wacky Shucks is over there, Most Tasteless is over there, Scope Leasecfo is over there. Winner Soldier Dark Side Draft will end when the goal is met haa, yes it will yeah. Wow Duty stream with the sped up up casino.
I don't know that it's sped up. I don't think they wouldn't be coming your chat to tell you about exactly. Oh man of self awareness with him is so funny every single time, our views also begged to differ. Yes, sir, yeah, they get real views, Like I love that Phil is so seething right, Like they're getting real views Phil, Like, have you seen some of the Phil he Why does he even bother posting reposting the live streams.
I guess he likes to edit all the begging out and seething and coping, and then he uploads it. And he's not even getting a thousand views on some of his on some of his live streams. That is fucking pathetic. I have been doing this for twenty years.
You can't get a thousand people to show up, I don't. I mean, if you want to talk about it, go for it. We talk about it somewhere else. You have to talk about it here.
You worship the guy like a fucking god or something, the way you. Worship god. Oh my god. Then they were they worship him like a god.
It's not fair. Why would they should be like you got okay, So this was insane. Now I've clipped this down substantially because what Phil does is he goes on an hour long rant about dark side dabbing interspliced with seething about us. So Phil talks about his well relitigating mod from months ago.
So dark side dabbing, by the way to explain this like it takes Phil, dark side dabbing was a moder in Phil's chat. And when our audience went over and started making fun of Phil, dark side dabbing didn't ban them. So Phil took away his wrench. That's what happened.
Now that took Phil, in real time, over a half hour to spit out where he was brilliant and knew the whole time what was going going on. But everything that he says contradicts the things that he said in the past, and the King say, let's go through this. As you all know, last year I did a big crossover thing with the Keno Casino. Is that what he does?
He turned on each other's context several times. You play a couple of times we talked about each other on each side in a very positive manner. Now, overall we all kind of knew what was. Well, you had no idea what was going on.
Phil, He got playing old clue what was going on? But you're actually clueless, and you told the audience over they'll never snake me, They'll never sn me. I'm pretty sure there's a twenty six. Oh wow, I would get.
Compilation, have a good big world order. We're over and over again, you explained to friends, will never snake you. Phil. You had no idea what the fuck was going on?
Like zero clue the entire time he really now Phil, Stop Phil trying to say that he never liked us when darkseide. Phil would come to this chat and everybody here present every single night like the most deranged sycophantical fan boy you've ever seen, who was so desperate or any crumb of clout from our table that he debased himself constantly. He was I made fun of him. He took it like a little He loved us, and he worshiped us, and he wanted to have sex with you, and he he would like flirt with you and talk about your washboard abs, all of our catchphrases, banneries.
This guy watched us for probably hours every week for months, and like he never liked Also he was the one that reached out and asked to be on our show. And then also after the fact, like during the whole arc, was constantly begging like a little bitch to be a part of the show. All the time, even when we didn't even want the motherfucker around. He was so needy.
Remember, he begged us at certain points. He begged us to make fun of him eating and him eating corn the wrong way. He begged us. I think you were like, what part do you want us to watch?
Because we were five, Like I have himself does all the time, Jesus, and if anybody did that to him, he would fucking see. Right, But he believes that he's like a special person because of his narcissism. Right. Like the guy actually begged me, He begged me to bring him on and me and Andy just rip into him and tell him like what a loser he is to his face when he comes to be included and feel like he was in on something and have friends.
It was fucking pathetic. Okay, he was a spineless, fucking worm. It was like with old Yeller, as I said, where you're throwing rocks like go away, we don't want you. Fuck off.
Like I'm making fun of your wife. I'm calling her fat and disgusting, I'm calling you gay, I'm calling you a scammer, a con artist and dark Side Films who has this entire arc every single principle that he ever claimed to have. He wasn't about drama. He was a chill god.
He would never debase himself and be a loll cow and be a clown. He sold out all of those things down the river, became a drama monger, became a you know, full of hate or whatever the fuck you want to call it. He became a circus clown for my amusement, getting on the floor doing push ups, showing underwear, showing his socks and his feet like underwear, and the guy would go bright red and he would do it anyway, and he did it all for money and sold his soul, and it's all for not now you know. He just gets felted fucking constantly screen Na.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's the reality, pulling the string. But that was never the case. Even Rtie, you called him out on him. Artem was like, that's nuts true, and.
It was all meaningful and stuff like this. I've got this guy showing his under like is this meaningful? Content? Is this positive conduct?
Checking that place out today driving a cap that this was going down. I always knew from day one I was not going You. Were like, you had to listen to this though this all trying to write history context is King Snake stream. So if you remember, on the King Snake Stream, he said, I planned from the beginning.
To money is. Amonger channel and infiltrate it and destroy it from the inside, Like that's what he says. Now, compare those statements to what he's saying here, and they both can't be true. Exactly, write history himself on.
Them, them training on. Me or listen, I just that's that's him admitting the King's stuff is untrue. Because if the King Snake stuff was true, then you knew going in that you were going to turn on us and snake on us. But this is a revision of you're saying, this is crazy.
Why is he talking about this? First of all, because he claims that he's not about drama, but he keeps bringing us up over and everything over. Well, it's because it hurt him because he thought, you've got a friend in me, a friend in me, Yes, you got a friend in me, Like that's what he really thought wasn't going to last. So I kind of knew I was working on by the time, but I wanted to make the best of it, all right, And I think I feel like I did.
I feel like we did great content. He did much that we were doing shit together. You didn't feel nobody. No, it was pretty much all fucking garbage and it was all your fault.
You added nothing to anything. Wow, the guy try. It was like pulling teeth with the guy. The guy can't perform, He can't entertain, you know, he just can't.
One of the things I noticed when he was on their streams, he was very like like he was punching a clock and he just wanted to get it over with, like he didn't enjoy his time on the casino. And yeah, he added nothing, absolutely nothing to the show. And it's to the point where he's like blow average, like he's just he's just terrible man. Yeah, he's like he's Gay's like, you just should be easy, just drop a duncan here and there on rich Or Ralph, we're watching these clips.
You have nothing to connects the entire time. Obviously miserable the entire time. Can't wait until you can clock in. I agree, he doesn't have the gray matter to come up with that kind of plan.
You want to take from our audience, take donations from us, but you don't want to give anything in return later. No. Yeah, that's another thing. Yeah, they would ask Phil to stay on the show longer than originally planned, and he always said no.
I always said, I'll stay till the show's over. If you want to do ten hours, I'll sit here. We'll do ten hours. You know what a fucking joke he is.
It's just sad like the guy's is not willing to put in the effort that is necessary. No, and he wasted the opportunity. Like if they wouldn't, if Phil would have listened to P and Andy, and he would be making two or three times the money he's making now, and he wouldn't have to beg like a crackhead. People would just give it to him because they had good ideas and they know what an audience wants to see and what is entertaining.
And Phil thinks, watch me play video games badly while I beg you for money, to. Be anything other than what he is, which is a lowly punching bag bumb for the rest of the Internet to shit on. He's just unwilling to get in the effort to change or do anything different, and he's just unwilling to even be told what to do to be successful. If this motherfucker had given me even an iota of actual creative control over his program.
I'm not saying I would have been able to actually save his career, because that's impossible, but he could have done a lot better and got a lot more out of his art because I was I could have been able to get him to do some things that were actually entertaining and that people actually wanted to see. But every step of the way of me trying to drag this guy to being entertaining, he would fight it. Yeah, so you can lead a horse to walk, and the guy is just a narcissistical Doug who's unwilling to do anything outside of his comfort zone whatsoever. And someone's saying here, he did make a grand sitting and begging today, But you have to remember.
Yeah, he's trying to be an Ed McMahon, right. He spends it all like that. He makes money, buys two switches, makes money, buys the steering wheel, makes money. W Champions.
Yeah, at hand, Remember it was. Like a down from the wrap on w w A Champions. It was gone by that weekend. This is a guy who's forty three years old.
He treats it like a wage slave job. This is a guy who doesn't have the money to fix his toilet, buy in the air conditioner, or put in central air in his home. He has no savings, he has no investments. He's massively in debt.
He lives by the way, Guys, he talks about being a homeowner and this and that. Yeah, it's not even detached, folks, Yeah, not even detached. They've gotten what they wanted out of it, right, They've a million specials on meds. Yes, they made tons of money as a result.
I got what I wanted out of it. I made a ton of money. I meant, No, he didn't make as much money as they did. No fucking way did he make as much money as they did.
I don't know. I got a piece of some of that from that interview in these pig roasts, And let me tell you, it's crazy money. Uh the keynot bump. I mean crazy, crazy money, right.
And I remember the one time when p came on my show and we did that pig roast crucifixion right after the breakup. I could not believe how much we collected in super chats and gifted subs, and oh it was crazy, it was. It was the best financial day for my show and my show's history. It was crazy, absolutely crazy.
There's no way Phil made that kind of money. Actually, what Phil really wanted out of the arc with us, it's not about money, because we respect my friends. He always spends it right. What Phil did wanted if you read the DMS between me and Phil, is he wanted to be respected again.
That's what he said. He's like, people used to care about the things I had to say, and no, I'm just the Internet's whipping boy, and I just want people to actually like me. That's what he wanted. That's why he was here.
He was here for clout and acceptance and friendship. That's why he was with Keno Casino. The money was it is somewhat important to him as well in motivating to him as well, But what he was really desperate for was to be accepted and have a community of people who actually liked him. And that's why he jumped through all the hoops and suffered all the humiliation.
Rich. Yeah, he suffered every humiliation that they put like he would make him show his socks and his underwear and his feet, and he did it without hesitation. He just did it. Crazy he's got to, you know, go do some push ups, Phil, and he would do it.
It's just ridiculous. And I think that what Phil really wanted is he wanted the Keno Boys to make him relevant again. And I don't know, I would say that kind of worked, like people started talking about him again. Jules, because that's what he was after in the end, and he didn't get that out of the arc, and now he's kind of permanently locked into this sad, pathetic whipping boy role where he plays the victim all day and cries and he hates it.
He's a miserable piece of. Shiites playing video games. I wasn't a message him for those what's his face from pirates ommer thing. I appreciate you actually.
Doing much better now than I was before I ever worked with them. I mean, just take a look at my set up and everything, right, It was basically all a means to an end, and I think both shy. He actually he bought some lights and wheel you know. What I meant.
Come out on top. But that was a great show. He did set up. It's total revisionist history.
We both got what we wanted in the end, No. Phil, like we got like yeah, like. You and now struggles to beat it, and he rates his audience and he spent all the money that he did to make during that arc. Taxes are raped, probably right, Yeah he's panicking, yea.
So honestly, it's all good. I really don't give you ship. They made me feel very very The Keynot Boys made me feel very very comfortable coming on their show. But those first couple of shows, like I had anxiety.
I don't get anxiety. I don't get like show jitters. But then I started thinking about, like, holy geez, they're gonna have like five to ten thousand people watching this show live, like I have to be good having like a lot of anxiety, like performance anxiety, Like oh shit, man, I have to be like on you know, like during this guest appearance, Phil just showed up like he didn't care, Like in my opinion, I mean, I don't know he does. And yeah, his problem is he thinks if he just finds the right, you know, audience, then he'll make money and be popular.
But you gotta have something good to deliver to that big audience or they don't come back. That's the thing is he claims he doesn't care, but then he'll see about us like a bunch of times. He doesn't care. I really don't care, guys.
It's all water under the bridge. Stage fright Stevens. That's why he has. He still blocked on Twitter, and you know he's fucking.
Has I'm all blocked. Yeah, he doesn't care, but he's gonna mention them and cry every time they go on vacation. He cries like a bitch. Stage fright.
You know, the first show that I ever did in a in a punk rock band, I think I was like fifteen or sixteen years old, and the first time I ever had a sing in front of people, I puked my brains out before the show and then I was like, well now I'm good. And I never had stage fright. I mean a little bit of stage jitters, but generally I always tended to be very very well prepared to do a performance, so that preparation takes away those kind of you know, warries and jitters. Yeah, he still bitches constantly.
So it's just nonsense by Phil. But this is him throwing ship at. The wall and sticks. It's a million different narratives all the time that all contradict each other.
But he's hoping that you'll buy into one of them and go, hmm, that kind of makes sense. Okay, I believe you, Yeah, I believe you ship that completely contradicts it in his lies. You know it was it was it was within like the first week of the on the King Snake stream, he was he flip flopped immediately, new narrative. This is the third story, the most humiliating streams I've ever seen in my entire life.
That Rich just like totally fucking shit all over Phil. And he brought him on to kind of ship on the casino and he really didn't, but he. Tried to memory hole and ret coon it. But Phil, at the end of the day, it happened, and you got called out on your bullshit by Review Tech US of all people, drop Box Dickers that we've been dumping on for like over a year.
I thought the defensive said, oh, you're totally lying, You're full of ship. I don't believe you. This is not to boot him off the stream and cope, it was so fun. About us.
And then he starts talking about Bill's mic arm. Yeah, and it's like somehow he's unbelievable. No, you couldn't even set up the mic arm. You know, how could you possibly orchestrate this?
Coins Yeah, I'm not can't even. Set up a mic. The argument was you said you would never get a mic arm, and you did. Forever.
As you know, I don't you. I have a million other people who talking about me every day. They certainly won't be. Oh that was abrupt.
Now we're way behind and I'm still catching up. But uh, this is from DSP memology. I want you to understand something. Oh that's my favorite clip when he asked for the money for his taxes and stuff.
This literally is a situation where I'm in dire financial straits, and if this stands, where I'm going to be making half as less money on YouTube as I ever did before starting. Now, I'm going to lose my house. I'm gonna have all my ship reclaimed. You know, credit card bills are going to go to default.
I'm probably gonna have to declare bankruptcy. I'm gonna lose everything. Oh, Department of Justice memo on Epstein. Yeah, I don't believe there's no client list.
How can he attract this is quite low tonight. What happened without clients has to be really client We have only one hundred and fifty people watching on YouTube? How many do we have on kick only fifty? What happened to Taxi Life?
This stream was doing really well. For the first wage. I'm not sure what's going on. We'll hang out for another few minutes, I guess before we start see and get more attendance.
I don't know what's going on with Taxi Life, you know, I am. I don't believe them that they're very, very nervous. All right, are we gonna go here guys tonight? Obviously let's have a check time.
As you know, I can't play the music anymore. You want to know why all the music in the game is claimed on YouTube and makes video completely dinmonetizable. So the last two videos I made of this game, I made nothing. Yeah, he's a fucking moron.
And here's why. Do you know? If you go on YouTube and search game streaming music, you'll find hundreds of eight hour long mixes of completely royalty free, copyright free Creative Commons music that you could play during a video game stream and remain fully monetized. He's so lazy he can't get like four K downloader and download some music and then repla place the commercial music in the game with that?
Is he a moron? How has he been doing this twenty years? And he doesn't know about royalty free music? RP is here and says he's going to have to get a job, and I have no doubt people will find out and harass the employer and get him fired.
He's stuck making no money or little money. Trump is bending the need to the elite, or he was never going to release the lists as prodigal stunts. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. And Floatark Cami says he's dumb.
Yeah, I think he's a moron. How do you not know about royalty free music? And listen, his streams get like a thousand views, So what is he losing by playing the commercial music? Six dollars?
He can't make that up begging, I don't know. I can't monetize him because of the AI music. So we're gonna have to go with no music, which really sucks ass, but it is what it is. Oh God, content, content, id content.
Let's see what happens tonight and it goes well again content. But I'm worried because I'm taking a look at attendance tonight and attendance is low both on YouTube and on kick. And yeah, nobody showed up to watch him pretend to be a taxi. Driver, right support at all?
So I'm wondering, do. You imagine if you called an uber and Dark Side Phil showed up to drive you someplace? It's going to go tonight? You know there are two driving games at once, too much.
I'll tell you what. Truck sim is doing very well. Truck Sim we got great attendance, great engagement, and the support has been very consistent. Okay, Uh, you know, with no income coming in from DSP gaming, I'm.
Very nervous, very very nervous. What's going to happen? I mean, if I can make streaming more profitable by building up a bigger viewer base and more contributions, then maybe it'll make up for it and it won't matter. But we're talking about a change I need to institute within like two months here that I don't know what is going to happen or not.
Star Ligne the two pound super chat and asks am I a good driver in real life? Oh? Yeah, I doubt it. Remember he said it would take him an hour to do a six mile round trip.
I have not been in a car accident because I was in my twenties. That was the last time. Then again, I don't drive that much, so maybe if I drove way more often, i'd get into accidents more often. You have to leave your house, right, be like, oh, you have to leave your house, drive all the time house.
But I've been in a few accidents when I was younger. When I was in high school, I had a a Ford Escort. It's a long da driving home on the freeway. I was driving home on the freeway, it was only a two lane freeway an eight hour.
I was trying to lane change left, as I was very commonly with my blinker on everything lane changing left. Someone was flying up in the left lane. They might have had to have been. Going everybody speed.
So I of course corrected back to the right lane. But I was nervous and scared because I thought the guy was. Going to narrowly avoided him. But I stop the ranting here flow chart Cami with ten that just says suffer Philip.
Yes, I agree. Why do I spend the money? So why did I spend all that money? Because I'm gonna get more.
Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money. You have to worry about it. Yes, thanks to kind and generous so souls like float Chart Cami, I will get more money.
Thank you, Cammy, and thanks for saving us from the sausage party that we usually have here. I pity the company that hires Phil, particularly if it's a public facing retail store, says Mara Coast, Chihuahua. I agree, right. Imagine if he was your worker, as lazy as he is, like if you had to work someplace like retail or fast food with him.
Without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna being be honest here. I have no money right now. Phil has not hit a goal in two days, right, but we will I think, well, we'll see right.
Thank you Mara Coast, Chihuahua for your kindness, general city and support. Phil probably thinks that his high school ID accounts as a driver's license. Whales sighted off the port bow. Yeah, we need some whales and we need some Kick subs.
Is anybody alive over there? I'll read out some of the last Kick subscribers, though I Leveler became a subscriber recently, and good Boy and Rare Tricks gifted five subs, and Wacky Shucks gifted five subs recently, and Scooter the Pooter gifted five subs and Miss Teree subscribed over there, and Scooter the Pooter gifted one sub. Blood Wolf two A two became a subscriber, Lime Chin gifted a sub, and Felt the Dragon gifted a sub recently. So let's continue.
So this stream is funny because he only made twelve dollars for compensating. And I being hit the right divider hit or the right rail guardrail, and I off like a pinball, and my car bounced back and forth across the freeway and completely total. This is funny. This actually reminds me of driving Uber and Philadelphia and Center City.
There's a lot of back alleys and stuff that you can use to get around traffic, and I would do that all the time. So I almost died little streets like this. Luckily it didn't do much damage to me, but the door impacted to like here, and the air bag stopped my head. So if I didn't have an airbag, I would be dead.
I would have died when I was in high school. Oh wow, he had a car accident in high school. That was my first car accident. This is a way driving was pretty easy in this pretty easy.
Yeah, look at him? Oh shit, down the street rise. I've liked doing it. Well.
I just noticed distinctly tonight and this is just on stream, attendance is lower than it's been for this and right now, you know we've started and we only got like seven bucks of support. That could obviously change. Okay, seven did you guys know is we have two driving the caxi sim Well, let's see how it does tonight. Taxi life if you're calling.
It taxi seven seven dollars, dude, you could work at McDonald to make more than you're making playing video games on stream does tonight if oh jeez, we thank you Sandy Q with one for the goal. That is right. Thank you Sandy Q for your kindness, generosity and support of the show. I have a dangerously little bank account.
Please hit me today. Thank you Sandy Q for helping my dangerously low bank account. Right, yeah, I did nothing wrong. Of course he did nothing wrong.
Right, we have a good time together. Great, we can keep it in the rotation. But if we end up being a dramatic slowdown tonight and he is support and everything is slow, then we don't have to do it again. How it goes and what you guys.
Think, Oh, you guys better donate or I'm not going to play this this taxi game no more if you guys don't pay up. Well, I personally like the game. I do. I think that it's kind of fun.
It's very different from the truck seamp. So imagine if he actually had to drive a cab for a living, he would die in two days. Ye, how it goes for the rest of the night, Okay, I think it was just a temporary thing. Anyway.
I enjoyed my time ubering, but I started ubering like many moons ago when it was still you know, profitable. Now I don't know if I would ever do it again. You know, I have a friend who's doing it, and he's like, by the time I'm done with gas and paying my car payment, like, there's really not much left. You know.
This is probably the longest he's been gone while not sick, says Prodigal Stunts. Yeah, well, his wife left him, maybe somebody died, maybe his internet is out, who knows. I'm sure he'll explain when he returns. And I can't imagine he's going to take off too much longer.
He is like a crackhead, you know, like he always got to be begging to get the money. So I don't think he could take another day off or he'll die. She's happy, so it doesn't matter if I drive faster. Oh what.
An accident. Happened. That's the first time I've hit a pedestrian in the game. But you tell me what I was supposed to do.
There was no one there anywhere visible. I'm turning the pedestrians literally into my car was already turned and I'm responsible. So I have to hit three today. You know he's gonna use it as an excuse to beg excuse me.
The good news is we did get a tip, a thirty nine year old tip. Well, I can already tell you virtually in the game, I've made a hell of a lot more than I have. So, guys, if you like Taxi Live, if you could support it, please do tonight. Okay, okay, so tag thank you for the super jat Okay, guys have been going for two days.
That's our third contribution of the whole night. I'm getting the feeling you guys aren't liking this game anymore. So, I'm an honest question this game. Seriously, are you boring?
Because it's very hard for not to even talk to you guys when I'm playing it. It is like it's very hard for me to speak with you because I have to pay attentions to the game. I'm not finding the games entertaining. Then we don't have to do it anymore.
If you're actually legit bored of Taxi like, then we'll just say screw it and that we'll call it now. If you're bored of it, are you bored? Yeah? Yeah, people are saying, yeah, I guess we'll call it audible.
I'm sorry guys that we started. And since people are bored, I guess we'll just hang out then instead. I wouldn't want you rather have a social night with all of you hanging and chilling and having a drink or two and just and having a good time, rather than us play this and you're gonna be bored, you know what I mean? Guys, for Taxi like.
He's so boring he has to stop his play and activity for the night because that's how fucking boring he is. It is what it is. It's a fine sim game, but people are saying that they're bored. What can I do?
Right? I'm not gonna keep playing a game when people are saying that they're legit bored and they don't care for it. So I hope that you enjoyed the five hours or so that we played a taxi like. He streamed for five hours and he only made twelve dollars.
I'm gonna say that one more time. He streamed this for five hours and he only made twelve dollars. Trollie troll Troll is here with one for the goal, says, you know those lines to apply for such security disability can be pretty long. You are correct, sir.
I have no money. Why would you give that man money? Thank you, TROLLI troll Troll for your kindness, generosity and support. Let's get some subs.
Let's get some gift I'm gonna do the dark side, Phil Beggar Sampler. Let's get some PayPal pledges. Let's get some people buying me a coffee. Let's get some gifted Kick subs.
Let's get some new Kick subscribers. Let's get some new YouTube members. Let's get some super chats. Let's get some superstickers and PayPal pledges.
I will read them all. Our piece says, hey, two forty an hour ain't bad money if you live in the pall Uh. That's Ethan Ralph lives in Mexico. He can't afford to live in the United States with the ten dollars a day he's making streaming.
Right, I can't believe he only made twelve dollars and five hours. I would have given. I would have waged quit an hour in. I don't know, and thanks for watching.
Okay, had a good run. What else can we say? Right, had a good run. But if you're bored, you're bored, that's fine with me.
We can just hang out then that's what we'll do. Okay. Yeah, and he has no backup content. He needs quit.
He reads quit because you're a bunch of little, fucking moronic kids w pieces. Theres tw hundred three people watching. You should do a vote, but it's up to you. He wages quit if literally everyone in chat who's here interacting just said they're bored.
Everyone who speaks in chat, including regularly, said yeah, we're bored with this. It doesn't matter that theres two hundred fifty people watching. No one cares, you mean, no one pays. It sounds like, what do you mean, no one cares, no one to hang out with me, and there's dead air when I'm driving around because there has to be because I have to pay attention, so therefore it's not fun.
It's okay, fair enough, I mean, that makes sense. That's totally fair and fine, and I'm not angry about that. I'm not angry that. I only mean, yeah, he's seething.
He just said he's not angry that he only made twelve dollars in five hours. Just hang out there for the rest of the night. Okay, Okay, that's what. Maybe that's worse like him just hanging out, hanging out.
Let's close the game here, all right, let's get some lights on, alright, all right, guys, ready, we're just chilling. I guess i'll uh rename the stream. Will just did a fifty dollars super chat saying, do so Mario Kart? People want it?
Did Mario Kart last night? I have no desire to play Mario Kart? Great, he's thanks for the money. Stupid fuck he stopped playing the game and then suddenly he got a fifty dollars super like, thanks for stopping you fucking boring moron.
Here's fifty dollars. And excuse me, quite frankly, sorry about that disgusting belch out of nowhere. Quite frankly. I wouldn't play Mario Kart while inebriated.
It takes too much attention, too much control, you know what I mean? Like, if I'm gonna play something competitive, I would not be drinking. Oh, he can't play a child's game. He can't play a child's game while he's drinking A Welcome back to the Quino Casino boys.
And this is clipped by dutiesscribe. Let me back it up here. Okay, Phil? And the reality is this part of this might be if Phil was actually intelligent, him aiding us to talk about him, to keep him relevant and keep our viewership.
In reality is this feel is too dumb to think like that. This is just actually him just seething and done things because he's been doing about us for months. That's what it is. Yes, two Bucks says, was the King Snake thing not true?
I have told you the truth about everything. No you haven't. No, Bill, they're pointing out directly that what you're saying today is a direct contradiction you said during your King's Snake, which is that yes he did, which you are looking for somebody to con. You're looking for a misery merchant to con, and you saw you sought us out in order to scan us.
And now here you are today saying, well, I didn't know what was going to happen. To believe that Phil had this long term plan to infiltrate Quino Casino and what it's so stupid. Or I would turn on them or they would turn on me. So these two things can't be true at the same time.
So you're lying about the King Snake narrative and he's like, no, everything I told you was true. Just like you can't piss on people's hands and tell them that it's fucking raining, Phil, Like, unless they're one of your wheelchair dents, it's not gonna work. Bro. There's very few of those people, So yeah, that's not gonna work.
One who can't handle the truth has tried to spin a new narrative because they can't know the fact that I start, Oh my god. That's you that can't handle the truth pill. That's you that can't handle the truth pill because you're a narcissist and you experience narcissistic injury. So what you had to do was try and rewrite reality to make yourself a version of reality that you're able to live in and still maintain your fantasy's delusion.
He is now saying, bring this back five seconds. He is now saying that he was the smartest person involved in this, and then he pulled the. Listen to the show. Oh oh, and by the way, he did.
He does watch the streams. Remember that stream we talked about him him not showing the steering wheel while he was gaming. Yeah, he watches every keynote stream seething waiting for them to talk about him, and then he copes and seethes, and you know he's watching them. They busted his balls because he spent three hundred dollars for a steering wheel and then he's using it on stream but not showing the steering wheel.
So immediately after they busted his balls, he started showing the steering wheel. The next stream, he had the steering wheel. Oh yeah, has tried to spin a new narrative because they can't handle the fact that I was the smartest person in the entire situation. Why are we doing better than you?
Listen Phil, like, come on, come on, you were the smartest person in the entire situation. But this guy was spilling his guts about his personal life about his wife having cancer to me, and either he was genuinely spelling these details about his life or he was lying about his wife having cancer in order to manipulate us from Like both of them are fucking demented and retarded, right, But Phil. I imagine lying about your wife having cancer to get out of doing work. Like, I don't know what the situation was exactly, but they wanted him to do something, you know, like I don't know if it's smart guys or come on the quino casino for whatever reason.
And he's so lazy that he just like made up that his wife may have cancer so they didn't have to work. Oh no, no, I was the master manipulator. As you got down on the ground and hump the floor like an animal for my amusement. Yeah, showed your underwear and I got you to do the fucking chicken dance and all this fucking stupid shit.
Phil, I called your wife that I insulted your donators. I'm pretty sure I called like Jade a fucking retard and wheelchair dent. I said, you scam people on disability. I said, you're a patholgical liar.
You took all of this ship. Phil. Oh, God, I don't know if i'd call that smart bud. And then like, I mean, the smartest person like we got thank you for.
Sign the entire time, I got exactly what I wanted out of it. I knew what was going to happen as a result. I knew it wouldn't affend me negatively. I didn't give a ship did and I played it perfectly.
Part of the reason why at the beginning of this rank that he wasn't getting enough support and stuff like that. I cut that part out because it was so long and meandering, But that's part of what in context this was, and that was a negative consequence. Phil. It did affect you.
Your support on Kick went way into the ship. Way less people watch you on don't because the people on Kick were our fans. Phil. There were consequences to this happening, Phil, Yeah, attend otherwise, but there were bro there were by the.
Way, why does he get to be remember or whatever on Kick? Or like making fun of him, this guy who's a mod og king badge. And remember when he kept scamming Kick, pretending that he was exclusively streaming to Kick so he could get the higher money rate, and they would come in and like, go, uh, you're scamming us. They would email him, Ah, you're scamming us.
You're not you're re streaming to Kick. You're not exclusively streaming to Kick. And the one badge. Louse lucy king snake narrative and putting the emoji that's obviously mocking you.
Nobody in his chat actually likes him. The reality doesn't hate you like any real dense like. There's so few people actually truly like Phil and donate to him. The vast majority of his donations now are like people that touch the Pooh Glasstoppers, the fucking weans who are donating to try and control Phil or to try and piss people off.
I don't know if it's true, but somebody said Duty donates just to get content, like he'll donate and ask a real mean question or something like that. It's not that he actually has any sort of real fan base. It's all a fantasy. Yeah, but you don't.
Have to believe it. It's fine if you don't. It still doesn't change the fact that it happened and it was true, So for it, I believe whatever you want. Yeah, I believe whatever you want.
The self awareness. If I don't make content, they don't eat. Why we're twenty five, it's so nice. It's a demented insanity of Phil where he's trying to claim, Oh, if Phil doesn't make content, we wouldn't be able to survive.
Yeah, the come on Keto can never talk about Phil ever again, and they would be just fine because they cover like all these different locales, not just Phil. Flow Chart Camy with ten says she's fat and she's gone, and now he's sad and gay. Well he's probably gay to begin with though, right I think so. But thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Big support tonight from flowchart Cammy, thank you very much. Throw money at me, that's right, throw some more. We need some, We need some kick support. Let me go over there and check on the kick live chat and we'll continue in our felting journey.
Tractors wouldn't be able to survive. Da da da da da. Like. What Phil doesn't realize is that most tracts not their actual job, their sole source of in come.
To marriage and Phil it's like a side hustle where they make money on the side. Okay, yeah, that's what it is for me, you know, and we do normalop you pill like he's a fucking afterthought dealer for forty five s for massive fucking support. Yeah, let's make money and thank you everyone and you followers. Let's fuck.
Closet at home. Thank you. I don't know how to thank you enough. That's massive support.
Thank you. And that's basically Bill's month. If you cover locales, you need a large amount of Yeah, they just made Phil's month the one those. Two bombs there was his full time week film.
You did not make the. Right choice, amazing, There was no choice. There was no choice. We decided what to do.
You fail that it and we ship on you. That is correct. No, really, if I don't make content, they don't. Eat what's he's claiming about.
Five turn on the. Stream and say nothing and they can still make more money than other people. There's there's there's a you know, this is the thing, like there's guys like it's a gundam do a wide variety of content, you know what I'm saying, but feels every detractor it needs me in order to survive. No, they don't fill the truth is film attractors to survive because they're the only people who actually care about him at all.
This is the world, that's what used to accept that, says John Diaper. This is a world with I dubs in it. Okay, Like like when we make fun of I. Dubs, views are just crazy.
No one cares a film. You're a side lot. We like the best this is, I don't he realizes to just how small his world and his like sector of the internet with the detractors actually is. Like it's not like he really believes that the world revolves around him and that he's the most important person when he's truly irrelevant outside of the detractor community and he has no real fan base himself.
That's all that he has is the detractors, and then he tries want them to go away. If the detractors went away tomorrow, Darkseide Phil inside four months would have been would be evicted from his helm. Like he would go broke. He would have to get a job.
If there were no more detractors, that would be. It for keeping him. You know what's funny, I was thinking about this. Uh so you know, when you scroll through YouTube shorts or something, you'll eventually come to.
Like live streams, right, and it's he's random. It feels like AI but it's not. But it's just weird, random lives. Weird people talking or playing games or like Asian people in Japan cooking their viewership, right, and these people who are like literally you've never heard of them.
I couldn't even like tell you their names if I like. They're making and they're getting more views, and they got four or. Five hundred viewers, And it got me thinking, I'm like with Ralph for example, definitely everyone in the second thinks. Ralph's like, oh, it's right, it's right, you got two hundred viewers.
Yeah, he loses. I'm looking at these like, there's a hundred unlimited on YouTube right now. You can scroll better than I don't know, I just stop watching what happened Ralph this week? You know, Like but in his mind he is the guy.
But yeah, you're nothing, You are crazy. Yes, she ruined his dinner. Yeah listen, so I am really dressed like girls. All I can relate things to is my own experience.
I am. No one is pointing out the way Phil through cat cat name under the bus for ruining everything on the Fourth of July dinner. She can't be there. What loving husband would publicly humiliate their wife like that.
Yeah, I can only relate things to my own experience, and I can tell you this. I've been with my wife over twenty years, and she has one time and I can't remember exact exactly what happened. I think she left something like a pork roast in the oven too long. And that's one time out of twenty years where she didn't, you know, screwed up a meal.
And she was so upset about ruining the dinner. And I was like, relax, well, just order a pizza, honey, Like who cares like throwing the trash and let's move on. Don't be upset. She was very upset.
She thought I was gonna be like angry or disappointed. And I was a little disappointed because I was smelling pork all day. You know, when if somebody's cooking a pork roast smells your whole house kind of smells like bacon for a few hours. That's the only meal she, you know, had a problem with.
And I could care less and I would never ever bring it up or publicly humiliate her. Mistakes happened, so darkseide Phil Apparently his wife screwed up both the barbecue chicken and the crock pot and the macaroni and cheese. Somehow she screwed both those things up, and he bitched and cried and whined about it on a public live stream. Dude, that's your wife, you dumb dickhead.
Like you don't do that to your wife. You're supposed to support your wife, right, Uh yeah, I can only relate it to my own experience. My wife has almost never just the one time I can remember and the you know, mistakes happened. What are you gonna do?
We ordered a pizza. Dressed. This is the fatue of liberty, Buddy, is. Nail fatue of liberty.
But when we do their dad, I'm their provider. I am literally the provider for every professional detractor out there when people on their table on any given day. If there is a cottage industry around wings, yeah, sire racks, whatever the name is, uh fuck it. There's like every Phil.
Phil is not unique in this respect. Yeah, just like uh, you know, there's this little cottage industry around David Wilcock making fun of him. We've got Hidden In Playing Sighting and a couple other podcasts besides mine. Now all of us watch David Wilcock and we we make fun of them, like, and we all make money doing it.
It's a form of entertainment. Like, I don't understand why he's upset because the detractors are keeping him relevant and alive. It's just funny to me that I really do believe that, like Duty and a bunch of other of the detractors, they make more money than Phil just shitting on him. And again, I can only speak from my own experience, like I made a great deal of money interviewing and and you know, doing these updates on Phil, so much money that I'm basically buying a small forest with the money that I made from Dark Side Phil.
So thank you dark Side Phil. You're right, I guess he did put food on my table. But you know, I don't know him anything. That there's a bunch of channels that clip him and make money off of him.
Okay, yeah, that's what he's seething about. He wants to pretend. To exist, so would they. I think I need to make this clear.
I'm not a five year old. I don't care about drama. What he goes, he goes, make clear, I'm not a five year old. Why do you have to make that clear?
And we should be able to look at you and see that. But you know you act like a five year old film I don't know. I guess that's why you have to make a clear kid. And here he is.
The whole time, he's talking about, Oh, there's no consequences for the casino, but here are the consequences. Listen to this, and man, I just say real quick on that I don't care about drama. I'm not a five year old. That whole thing was trauma.
Being ship though, is drama? The reality. Watch him video funny and the biggest amount of you are drama related. Usually the reason why Phil doesn't do drama is because he gets his ship pushed it because he's a dull witted dullard with no charisma and no ability to research or put together an interesting argument or make fun of somebody.
He's just the dull witted dullard and he always loses. So he's looking for an attack dog so that he can do drama. He wants to be able to do drama. He doesn't have an ethical problem with people getting made fun of for them feeling bad.
He can care less about the consequences to other people. He just doesn't want there to be consequences to him. That's the reason he doesn't get involved in it is because he's a coward, not because he's some sort of righteous arbiter of morality. And you know you can tell that because his stream to do drama about us for Fox's sake exactly.
And Ralph's like a revenge pornographer, fucking lowest of the low life beater, dirty, dirty piece of shit. And Phil worked with him, so that was crazy. It's all just nonsense from Phil. Yeah, we have had barely any this week if you just take a look at the leaderboard.
Ah, and he has had barely any subs on kick Sneidberger syndrome is here with two pounds, says, are you crying, Phil? Do it? Cry bitch, suffer, suffer, throw money at me. Thank you sneed Berger syndrome and we'll check in with the kick chat as well.
Uh oh wait here it is one second here, and I want to thank all of you kick kick sub subscribers and people gifting subs because the kick extra money really does make a difference every month because they take so little from creators, it really really does help. So thank you for the support on Kick. You'll see that that this week has been incredibly slow for Kick support. Don't know why, he doesn't know why why?
And Phil, you know, and that entire rant was Waltill because you've fucked up. You fucked up the ertunity with us and everybody on Kick that supported you was our guys. That's why. Yeah.
Okay, so here we have. This is Phil finally completely breaking down. This is the facade cracking, the mass slipping, and Phil just completely breaks down into tears and cries. Craft has died.
Oh this is funny. He's gonna cry the bird dying in mine Craft? Have any I've only been watching him for a year. He's cried on stream twice now, maybe three times.
Look, how sad. This is a forty three year old man playing my bedroom crying. Sandwich. This is the worst imagine crying on a live stream because a digital bird died.
Like really, well, let's face it all, so money talked. Thank you, Saggi Sandwich, and thank you for letting your money talk to me. Big support tonight from everybody thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. Now, surely that can't actually be what's going on here.
What I think is going on here is that dsp out of his pride and his ignorance and his stupidity, chose not to visit his dying mother. Oh give the casino a w oh, because it. Would be a confirmation terrible. That Phil was vulnerable with me, that he spilled his guts to me about his wife's situation, about his mom's situation, and in that short window of the time where Phil would be able to travel to visit his mother, rather than confirm that the d M.
Phil chose not to visit his dying mom. This was a mom, by the way, that was a helicopter parent for him and bad behavior. This is a mother that combed his hair for him every morning until he was seven, and she's dying and he's not going to visit her. Before over on the internet with a four pound man dressed as the statue of Liberty and I think here he is as he's putting together this gravestone and he's thinking about death.
I think that's why he cried. It might just be that he's actually just insane. And feels emotion for a dead bird in a video game. It could be that maybe he does have a bird in real life, because he told me about all these animals that he has uh and that his bird might have died in this like that he gets emotional.
It could be, but I tend to think that it might actually be him feeling like sad about his mom and how he's not going to visit her because he had taken Alan. Here with two and says, cry, picking your elderly parents. Cash money, bitches, cash money, thanks for the cash money, master, Betty. Look at that.
He's crying about a bird. Diy job, what a loser? Open the wolverine velcral wallets everyone, Yes, rest in peace. Bird not even a real bird when you come and she keeps sucking.
Not even a real bird. Okay, what was going on? He's like gargling like what fuck was that? Yes?
Absolutely, he cried over John. Tens, Sir the phils. No, this is real man, Like, he's actually getting emotional over this bird dying in Minecraft. And I think it has to be transference to feelings about something in real life.
But this guy, like as much as he tries to pretend like he's happy, and the stress of the disaster that is his personal life and all of his failings it comes crashing down on him and eventually he breaks. It's tough. It's been a rough day. Okay, let's see.
Actually, but I need you, uh, I need you uh kill some more skeletons at night to get more bones so that we can make more bone meal, so that then we can make this. Is playing Minecraft? Sorry, by the way. Yeah, his rough day, by the way, his rough day that apparently led to this breakdown over a digital bird dying was that he couldn't get g T A four mod to work, and he was unable to order the parl that he wanted on door dish.
Stop. I'm not kidding. That's what he's crying about. He couldn't get a pickle meal.
Oh yeah, yeah, Actually he's wiping. A loser, crying over the digital bird. What to do now? Because we have to wait till night to fight skeletons he's having, we can breed.
Okay, is it a stare? Where is the ten sobs for this? If not, it's all right. We have a lot of fills.
Man. That's funny, all right, Okay, So here him this is amazing. Let's just hit play, all right, they're achieving action. That's the end of that one.
Okay, we'll go to the next one. I got one more to share. Uh oh no, we just did that one. We did the bird, the King's delusion and his mental health.
This is from Duty Streams. Be sure to go over there and subscribe. He clipped this. Okay, Phil, The reality is this part of this might be a film.
Was actually intelligent in us to talk about him, to keep him relevant and keep our viewership and engaged. But the reality is his phill is too dumb to think like that. This is just actually him just seething, inventing because he's been stewing about us for months. That's what it is.
Yes, two Bucks says, was the king snake thing? Not true? Oh no, we did just one already, pork chop, the birds selling out his morals. Okay, yeah, there we've reached the end here.
I didn't have very much time to gather more clips. But if somebody would like us too, I've still got a little more time to share. Maybe we'll go try to find Uh, we'll go see if there's any updates. Oh, we can Duty talked about his uh, his being gone, his disappearance right breaking DSP emergency boasts post letting the world know he can't stream.
Let's wildly speculate this is pretty interesting. There's got to be something going on if he didn't stream and beg for two days straight, right, there has to be There has to be. One second, you got to get past the ads. Ah, okay, we'll share this one one second.
There we go. So Duty is covering this DSP all. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am unable to stream today. I have no estimate for when I will be able to stream again, so please stay tuned here for updates.
I do hope to return as soon as possible, so stay tuned and thanks for understanding. They call me DSP. I'll check in on Twitter to see if he posted any updates. Is up?
Everybody at your boy Duty back again with another video. And it's been a while since your Boy Duty has done a commentary style video or podcast. And you know what Dudy has. It's about man, it's about eight thirty almost nine o'clock.
Actually, bron man, you guys know, Dudy's traveling. I'm out chilling in Spain with creatures having a ball, having a great time. But I saw, yeah, no updates. Let me post a video that was yesterday he posted that he couldn't stream.
Was real quick. Our boy Phil woke up this morning, got ten forty five and posted this little note here letting. Tyrone moved in. Yes, Cat's boyfriend Tyrone, Yes, and.
He'll be able to stream again right. He posted on X and he said, all du the unforeseen circumstances, I'm unable to stream today. I have no estimate his wife's getting the BBC. That's exactly what happened.
Tyrone moves in and his wife's getting the BBC. People of course wondering for days he could be sick. Ye, if he was sick, he would tell everyone that he was sick. That's duty.
It was great. So I don't think he's sick. To cats sick, I think if Kat would have been, but it said I have an emergency. He didn't say that, so I don't think it's that CT sick.
The other thing that most said a lot of people have theorized is could it be that he went to Seattle. We all know that he planned two days visit dying parents, a vacation or time. Off this week, either moved in or well. The best way to check would be w.
W got account coming back, he doesn't miss a day. Maybe come back Sunday night or Monday morning. And it was delayed and now he still has time and money for. A flight from d to a straight fight conclinded to Seattle.
It's about eight or nine hours. And then you got to take a look at the time differences and all that. It's it's a tasking flight. So I trouble with I think it's the most simple Karen's I think he's having a problem with Comcast.
Now, I went and I checked the Comcast outage uh the outage map on Infinity, and I posted, of course Phil's address and I'm not going to show that here, but it's said here this popped up scheduled maintenance scheduled beting it's in your area, is scheduled to start on seven eight, which is tomorrow or at midnight. You may experience interruptions to all of your Comcast business services during this time. We apologize for any convenience and appreciate your patient. Tyrone needs to.
What might be happening is Phil is down because because they're prepping for the work and maybe they shut it down. I'm not sure. Going to get to honeymoons. Class is romancing downstairs.
Business style individual and needs to pay extra money for internet because he thinks that, you know, if you're a business, you should have internet business internet. So we knew that a couple of years ago. He removed the second line, which was. His personal Oh wow, I didn't know that, David.
So if he had his personal line he might. Now all you have to ignore roof problem for. The really odd I mean, normally he would bitch and complain about Comcasts, but he didn't mention that. He basically just said he's not gonna be able to stream and he's not sure when it'll be.
He'll be back up now again, like I said, I really think it is Comcast. Maybe this is Phil just trying to He knows that the tractors of him because all he does is bitch and complain about ship that he can't can't do anything. Well, technically you could, Phil, you could have thiken my advice that I gave you a few months ago where I said your internet. Because he did have two internets at one time.
He was paying two bills one for a personal line with comcasts, and then what business? Why don't they diversify it? Why don't you get like say FiOS or get you know, at and. T or something like philps downstairs.
So that CACM place while you're working, and then a business you can hop on the other internet, you know what I mean. Like if your business line goes down, well you should be okay, you should you can pop onto your Exfinity or T mobile whatever, you know what I mean, And it would make sense. But of course Phil doesn't think like that. He you know, it's too difficult to have two separate bills and pay two separate internets.
Uh. If he would have had that, he should he would have been fine. I just find it really interesting that he's being vague here. I think one person is supposed to hear, Oh, is he meeting with the lawyers?
He plotting the lawsuits, and that's why he's often's detractors. He's uh, he's trying to do an experiment where if you know, if he's not streaming detractors don't have any content circumstances or some nonsense like that, Who the hell knows. I always find a comic goal because of course, whenever it comes to Phil. You can for him to never come back.
That you can make content. I'll give you an example. Today, I posted a video about the ten year legacy and it's it's doing very good for me, it's doing very good for duty. So of course we have seven years of content which we could pick apart.
And and and and just have a blast with. And this is no different. Yeah, dude, he did a uh did a video about DSP's ten year plan to like get out of debt that didn't work out. You know, you took off today and I managed to pull out a video, uh for for myself.
Yeah, I diagree. Competing speculating, you know, I don't know what it is. I'm gonna be champions course g. R G D T eighty five.
He's a streamer on he's a streamer on uh on YouTube, and he actually blamed me hitting him into the vortex, so uh again, my my apologies. And then uh, a couple of people did speculate. I mean pretty much the same thing I've been saying, where people just think that essentially his internet might be down or he did go. He doesn't have spur me dust one moment.
I'm for some difficulties. Okay, one second here, I didn't mirror that one. Yeah, he went to Connecticut. Connecticut is not something that you can fly out in two or three days.
It's just too difficult. It takes you one full day to get there, and then you know, long play for another day with your family, and then it's gonna take you a day to fly back. I mean, it's just it doesn't make sense. Probably nothing next to month will take a minimum four or five days.
And that's not what Bill's doing here. It is funny. Maybe he'll just cry, we know, as soon as he gets back. If it's either, ye, he's just crying, crying he pulled out.
His small of a violin and complain how the world is unfair. Someone or something or some business hurt the here Internet and excuse me, hurt his business. If it is Comcast, you know, he's gonna ship all over Comcast and he's gonna talk about he has no other option, so he's stuck with Comcast. But of course, you know they need to apologize to him, definitely need to apologize to him and reimbursed him with something.
You know, that's what Phil's gonna say, exactly and all this and all this to elicit pity donations from the dens tomorrow whatever the hell he can sign back in. But yeah, I mean that's really it. If we hear anything else, I'll make sure to post something, But at this point, right now, there's nothing else. I mean, I can.
Posted something more interesting there, let's see here. And then on DSP gaming, what did he say on its post? Uh, basically a cut and pace of what he said due to unforeseen circumstances. He's not sure when he's gonna be able.
To stream it, and then got a gym membership. I doubt it. Yeah, I guess some of the deads game and it's nice or darn or whatever the hell not. So that's it, folks.
I mean, I mean, I tried to see if we had anything. I was raw Field streaming, but he's streaming a teching thing. I don't think any of the restreamers are streaming. They actually all it might be streaming.
So if you got nothing better. To do, yeah, imagine that Phil was just bitching that if he didn't make content, everybody would starve to death. And I don't know, I think the Detractor channels are just fine. They just stream something old or you know, ship on him for old videos.
You might want to go check out. Uh, go check out wpig. Let's see if he's streaming. Let's see what's going on.
Yeah, wt W Pig is on, so he could definitely check him out. You know, he's gonna give you some good content, something interesting, and I think they're looking at hyperfixating and wild speculations. Alrighty folks, but that's all I have. If it was comcast to just say that and don't throw pennies at him, I did that through PayPal videos.
Hope you guys enjoyed the video piece. If you're a man who makes. Fifty all right, well, the ads are ridiculous. Don't throw pennies at him.
I did that. Are you familiar with robust urban Garlic. He's one of the most high effort attractors I've ever seen. Yeah, I've seen some of his stuff, I believe.
So. I just tried to sign up for a gym membership like two days ago, and it said my email was already in use. Turns out I signed up four fricking years ago and forgot, and I've been paying them all this time. I paid for a gym membership for a year like last year, and my wife just canceled it.
She's like, you don't have time, you're not going to go. I'm like, you're right, just cancel it. But luckily I had one of those month a month that's easy to cancel. Well, you know what I hate when they try to rope you into some five year contractor some shit gymser scam.
As All has said many times that Phil disappeared today, he'd have years of back content to go through exactly, So it's not a big deal, right. I decided just to get caught up while he's gone. That's what I thought was a good idea. We'll take a moment to check in with the PayPal pledges and to buy me a coffee and things like that.
And the Kick support still withholding over on Kick, but that's okay. We thank you for the recent support. So thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support recently. I'm not going to be filling complain it's low support.
What happened, right? We want to thank initial c W for one hundred dollars PayPal pledge. Very very kind and generous of you. Initials.
See W, you didn't add a note, so I don't know your chat room user ID, but thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support. One hundred dollars PayPal ledge. Very very kind and generous of you. Dude.
I'm gonna make so much money. This is insane, all right, friends, Yeah, we'll call this a quick one. I guess there are tons of phil arcana to peruse years after he goes away. Yeah, I should watch the video of DSP making a taco.
All right, Well, we'll do that before we get out of here. How the hell do I find that Darkside Phil makes a taco. We'll try to search for it. Darkside Phil makes the taco, DSP tries fishy, DSP fails it tacos.
All right, we'll see if we can't. We'll see if we can't play that one. DSP fails it tacos. Thank you, mak loves detracting.
Since you're such a big supporter, I will do that just for you. We'll go through DSP failing at tacos, and then we'll call it a day. TROLLI troll troll with another one for the goal. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.
Why did I spend the money so just Why did I spend all that money? Because I'm going to get more. Trust me, I know I'm going to get more. I know I'm going to get more money.
You have to worry about it. I loved hearing about the fourth of July fishing Derby. Would love to see some photos. I'll put some on my Twitter later just for you.
TROLLI troll, troll for those that aware. Every year at my cabin in the Poconos, we have a fatly fishing tournament and right now my wife is in the league. She caught three fish, and my son is second place. He caught two fish.
And I only caught a turtle, a painter turtle like a water turtle. So I'm zero. I got nothing, and but I'm hoping to make up for that this weekend. Troy tro troll and I'll post some, uh, some of the pictures on my Twitter.
David d Davidson with one for the goal, so suffer dsp. Yes, without going in the specific yet again, Yeah, I have no money. I'm gonna being be honest here. I have no money right now.
Haha. Thank you David Davidson. Now I have some money thanks to your kindness, generosity and support right. I think him dumping grease in the toilet and the FF thirteen on boxing video are my favorites.
I love that grease video. I play it here a lot. All right, DSP fails at tacos. It's DSP and welcome to another episode of Classic Chopped Tomatoes.
But I why there's so much water in it? Why is there so much water in it? Feel it? You can basically feed a family, Yeah, right, and that would be goddamn salty tacos.
Salty tacos with basing. Turkey, lettuce, or you can make tacos with chicken. No matter what you do, it's pretty much the same recipe. You make tacos chicken.
You don't make tacos with ground turkey. I've had them. There's a discount supermarket near me, and they sell very cheap ground turkey that's pre tacos seasoned. We tried that a few times.
I just prefer the beef. I've also eaten tacos made with venison meat, which is actually a good use for venison meat, because venicson meat tends to be a little gamy. But if you put all that spice on it, you don't even know that it's not beef, really you, I think most people I could feed you a venison taco and you wouldn't know it wasn't beef because the spice hides it. The gamingss.
I think, what do you need to make tacos? Well? For less sodium out your shells. There's a lot of variety.
Shots in the soft tacos you're going to find. Hard tacos you're going to find. Well, he uses this, I will say this. He uses the same taco shells I use.
I like those because they have a flat bottom. I hate regular taco shells because you can you know, too close together and the anf you cook them, you can't get the stuff in there. Those are bigger and they stay upright so that you can build the tacos easier. So that he did right.
You can put all your ingredients in them and as you see, they actually stand up. They don't fall over and make a mess. So could if you like, you could cut your own chopped tomatoes. Personally, myself, I make it easy.
I'm kind of guys. Go with the store and pick it up. And in addition to that, obviously with shredded lettuce and a pan or lit so well, gonna put that and I'll have to leave that out unfortunately. So oops.
He doesn't have lettuce. He can't afford lettuce for his tacos. You're gonna take the meat and you're gonna start to brown the meat, which is super simple. Oh this is a great edit p because have diseases you don't need.
He's a fucking moron. If you're frying grid ground meat, it's it's got its own fat. You don't need to butter the pan or the pan. You don't want to end up getting some nasty thing.
So we're gonna go ahead, get that in there. Very appetizing is to get the beef. It's a small pieces. Very ready to figure that one out.
All right, I just gotops. I'm immediately gonna wash my hands. Our goal is to take this wooden spoon and cut up this meat. It's very appetizing a piece so very advertising.
Chum chump chup, chup chump chop. Smashing it like an asshole, you will damage the pan as as you can see. It's clumpy, and you get a little left handed action if you're if you're right handling me and your hand it's tired and switch it up. We need to basically make this meat brown as it dries out.
We need to get pretty much Liquick two says, picking up the slack for the kick chat stop withholding yeah on kip chatters. Yeah, the dollar signs are too powerful for a lot of people. Man, Thank you, Steve Berger syndrome. Very appreciated.
Uh, I'm glad you told me about this video. This is this is pretty good cooking with the cake. The meat obviously is gonna want to get out of the pan too, but that's okay. We're gonna handle it very slowly around, I'm sure.
So we've got our taco mix and what we're gonna do. Let's try to get this open without getting them making a mess. My god, this guy is helpless. I knew it was something the tops.
I'm not about my floor and now which I'm not tapping him out who this means it's time to move the meat again. And this, of course is exactly what they do a taco bell when they make tacos. So you're gonna want to move it around as much as you can. Maybe start moving and flipping it if you can to get the red at the bottom.
Optionally, you can take a couple of shots at tequila while you're doing. Oh my god, we're browning nicely here. Cheese. Frankly, it just doesn't want to open.
I don't know how kind of cheese is he using. It's white and as I. Said, I take a look, there's no juices in the pan. As I as I predicted, what happened the fat melting.
Hmm, so appetite with the moistness right to me? Moistness good, dark side felt said moisteness. As you can see, what's happening now is is I'm smashing it. It's actually becoming giant clumps in your taco.
It's not acceptable. Chump chump, chump, chup chup chump chop, chump chump, chup chup chup chump chop. My god, but we're gonna. Do and grain as much as you can.
A little bit of meat fell in there with a cup of water. He got his hand tired from browning meat brown and robust. No, you do that before it goes in. It's okay that it's now where it's supposed to become a.
Meat mixture with the saw, what do you guys use distribute the sauce evenly. You know what I do aaron is a lot of times we don't use we we very rarely will have the hardshell tacos. More often than not, we use flour tortillas, and I just fry them in a little bit of oil right before you make the tacos. I like that personally oiling, which is perfect.
This is going to allow this to so into the meat and it's you're gonna become a tasty mixture. It is no longer just ground beef. Okay, this is now our special Mexican dish. It's that simple, and we want to get it.
How much water did he put in that consistency? A little bit less wet than sloppy, making it basically a moist meat mixture. But moist meat. Sorry, let's brain out my things.
I do want to a little bit more. But this juice is not even boiling anymore. Taco meatco. We're gonna scoot that hear to our tacos.
This is our tacos and the taco me oh, hend and ground some of that meat. You should be the first thing that goes in any top the shell. Is the taco meat. Mmm, you're gonna.
Really load these guys up. I want taco that refuses to stand. But now you actually stand up, they don't fall over and make a mess. Oh god, it's a little lop lighted taco there.
We're gonna obviously add some other ingredients, so let's go ahead, and the bit of salta to each top though, be like a little bit of spice. But I don't like. I think it's too much about. The Yeah, what the hell?
Okay, you got some so some people will overload it. Globs will sprinkle that right on top. No lettuce, I can't afford lettuce. Once you have each ingredient in there, stick a toothpick through it this way, and then maybe stick a tooth pick through it the other way and make like an.
X of two picks. I mean that I live alone. You know, it's not going to be like someone else is going to run in here and start eating. So d SP fails at baking.
Well maybe YouTube premium one second, let's check that one out as well. One second, get through the ads. Hmm, that's interesting. DSP actually used to take a vacation, he says.
I am currently on vacation. I have scheduled some edits to upload whilst I'm away, normal videos will Oh this is this is DSP fails it not DSP. Yeah, DSP doesn't take actual vacations that will require him to leave his house. Right, What am I gonna do.
I'm gonna whip up a couple of six pieces of white bread. I'm gonna make a huge mess bacon. Oh that's where that's when he started dumping grease down the toilet when he was making bacon. Bacon.
Don't dump bacon grease down the toilet, you fucking moron. Sandwich bread uh and uh bread uh you know American cheese. What are your pants? I'm gonna hurry on a gamer.
I use the natural ships. Bring I cook bacon in the air fryer. Now that ship, get that ship out of the way. Let's get these bread toast.
Thing comes out perfect thing. Anest the other day, I frights some bacon I threw on the too early. All the alarms went off, all the fire alarms, and it wasn't macon. Bacon.
Bacon is gonna have a shiploaded fatty bacon, which I'm kind of pissed off about. Oh my god, the bacon is not even coming apart. That is really fatty bacon. Holy shit bacon, super fatty bacon.
Right now, two to three pieces of bacant bacon is gigantic. The biggest pan I have, which is the bacon. It's amazing this guy survives bachelorhood without starving to death. Long bacon.
Now I'm really piss I don't know. I was a starving artist, so I got really good at cooking. A wiggled ship out of that. Come on, cooked bacon is pretty bacon.
Cooked bacon is pretty bacon. Cooked bacon is pretty bacon. Pretty bacon. Put my fucking hands off the raw bacon.
How do you store bacon? You put it in a jar? Pop in the next bat toast it. Cracking the egg?
Dam Come on, how do you crack an egg? Ye? Dear my eggs. He can't even crack an egg.
He can't cook eggs. Like, come on, man, that's crazy, Like how hard is it? Air? Raws?
Here with one for the goal, saying reminder, this is a man who can't chop onions or garlic, added two cups of sugar to tomato sauce, and somehow cannot make instant cup of noodles properly. Well. In his defense you know he is a fucking moron. I have no money.
Why would you give that man money? Thank you air Raw for your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. And here we're kind of going into overtime. I could crack an egg when I was a five year old, says eagle Eric v v A.
You are correct, sir. I think most kids can do that that right, How can he not do that is the question. I love running egg amalgamating into one big egg. I usually cook him my toast.
Just pop this egg got out of hand, damn bam toast. My fucking toaster just does not want to work. Jesus Christ, a. Guy can't work a fucking toaster.
Disgusting oops oops ah ship, that was a massive failure, a gamer one. Fucking oops on your eggs. That's how you do it. All the bread is now it stuck to my fucking hand, so that doesn't help.
Bacon's bacon needs to be flipping right the fuck now, this one is all fucked up. That's gonna be burned. This is what happens. Oh that that bacon's fucking Destroyed's gonna sea a fucking fat which is disgusting.
How can you not be able to cook bacon? Like start migrating the eggs over to the plate with whoops, I'm not that smart. All right, egg number one, bam, egg number two, bam, egg number three, bam. Eggs are on the sandwiches.
We're gonna get the bacon the fuck out of the way. Here. Look at this burn ass fucking bacon. You have to shake it.
You have to get the excess grease off of it. Around a little bait bam, god, this piece barely cooked. Ship. My stove is still on.
And this, my friends, is why he door dashes every fucking day because he can't cook to save his life. All right, the bacon, as you can see, is going ape ship right now. There's a shipload of grease in this pan right now. It's pretty nasty looking.
It's not exactly the prettiest bacon on the planet. Yeah, I saved the bacon. What do you do with it? You look like a moron.
Start for a while and use it for other things. The kitchen sink clogs all the time times a day's unfortunate. Oh right, in the toilet. Potato, So that looks delightful, doesn't it.
Why no, wonder if toilets are broken. Where I live, the climate is temperate, but if you live in like a cold or hot area, you might break the fucking pan. But anyway, I have a dishwasher and unfortunately does not clean. Wasn't able to multitask.
And the cheese has burned on the edges. The cheese burned down the edges. The eggs look actually fine, We're gonna put two pieces the sandwich. The bacon, however, you burn as bacon.
I know my wife will kill me if if I if I dump bacon grease or any kind of grease in the toilet, she would murder my. God, damn it, you're on the goddamn my forest clean so I could pick the bread up. His IQ is like seventy Yeah, he's kind of a lot of bacon. You're eating within seventeen minutes.
I mean three bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches and pretty much in cleed. The most of the mass is the only other thing obviously, this is disgusting. I'm gonna devour these sandwiches. And that was DSP's gamer food.
This is gonna fuel me. Fuck Clay, Oh my god. Toaster was broken, eggs, bread, isn't even toasted. What a loser usually bread?
And uh some of your negative comments. Thanks, you need these guys. Uh, there'll be an asshole. You look stupid, everyone, you look stupid.
One second. Oh that was the end. So the guy can't figure out how to make a sandwich. He can't toast bread like he can't work gamer food.
No he didn't. My parents taught me how to dispose of bacon, grease. My wife is a slave. I know how y'all get down with pork.
I don't know about that. Yeah, uh yeah, So I think we've done our due diligence. We're a little bit shy of two hours, so we're gonna call it a night. But I will be back tomorrow night at seven p m.
Eastern Standard time. No place I would rather be. Hope you'll be here with me tomorrok at special show planned. Uh, it's gonna be interesting, right, let's just put it that way.
But why are you not at the time? Oh you're not at the time. Yes, Yes, it's interesting to see how Russell Crowe went from so buff in that role to now he's kind of just like I'm old and fat. It's okay, I have one more thing to share for the kick chatters.
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You meant slav not slave. Yet calling your wife a slave is generally a bad idea. I wouldn't do it. My wife is the vengeful type too, so like I gotta be very careful with what I say.
I don't want to get murdered in my sleep. Right, So we've done our due diligence. I'm going to bounce on out of here, friends. I want to thank each and every one of you supporters.
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Yeah, that's a big, big difference, Aaron ha. Yeah, I love Slavic women. I think they're you know, I'm Polish and man. I grew up in a Polish neighborhood and some of those beautiful blond hair, blue eyed Polish girls Jesus Christ, you know, like God bless them.
My wife is kind of one of them. But she's a mix of all different things, German, Polish and a bunch of other stuff. I guess you could consider her Slavic. I don't know.
Thanks for the stream, says bro Sirus. Good to see you here, Bro Sirus, welcome. So we've done our due diligence. I'll be back tomorrow night at nine pm Eastern.
Oh, I forgot one more funny bit. This is a pig the game blatly cheaty. Oh yeah, phil Ah, I love it all right, We're going to bounce on out of here, but I will be back tomorrow night at seven pm Eastern time. So yeah, please be here with me.
I will be back. But for now, that's all I got for you. Until next time. Friends, my name is Steve Cambian.
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